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Shocked officials attempt to catch a beligerent, wild Mexican streaker at a baseball game. The crowd at Citi Field was left in awe and bewilderment as the Mexican used uncanny agility to escape officials and continually brandish his brightly colored American flag
New York – With an unprecedented display of swift movement and hard work, a Mexican randomly attacked an onlooking crowd at City Field by wielding a Mexican flag and defiantly waving in front of the faces of the American spectators, depthly alluding officials in the process.
Two Mexicans, carrying their country’s flags, allegedly decided to protest Arizona’s immigration law by disrespecting America’s greatest pasttime with a bit of streaking. This heinous attack took place during the 7th-inning stretch of the game between the New York Mets and the Arizona Diamondbacks, at City Field.
One of the Mexican attackers quickly tired out, in expected fashion, but one ran as if fueled by the speed of 20 habenero peppers at once.
As the Mexican streaked and waved his flag, insider reports indicate at least forty Mexicans steathily emerged from random portions of the stadium, yelling out “Oppose racism” and then disappearing as quickly as they appeared back into the shadows, like brown recluses.
Other Mexicans apparently wrote nasty letters to MLB headquarters, stating that all games should be permanently moved from Phoenix and any other Mexican locale.
Diamondbacks interim manager had a response to the pressure from the illegals:
“It’s not going to distract me. I’m here to play baseball,” Diamondbacks interim manager Kirk Gibson said after his team’s 9-6 victory over the Mets. “You have an opinion, I have an opinion. They have the right to say what they want, but it’s no distraction.”
Officials finally called in professionals from La Migra, who were able to subdue the streakers with advanced capturing tactics, and as the two trespassers were caught the crowed chanted, “USA, USA”.
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1:02 am
I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them wore normal clothes, stripped them off to reveal a totally black outfit, then went rioting like those crazy Canucks at the G-20 conference.
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3:03 am
first you should rearrange your article Dan because the writing stacks nears the picture ( just letting you know no any insult for Once)
second Joe Curran : you are an Asshole and you should NEVER NEVER talks back to ANY CANADIAN or DARE INSULTING THEM because we can actually withdraw our troop from anywhere we helped you because we are nice but we can actually withdraw our troop from everywhere we are deployed so if I were you you should JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
I don,t fucking care about your fucking freedom of speech if it’s insult me I can kick your sorry ass with your fuckiong freedom of speech HEAR ME ASSHOLE
nice : as returning to0 the proper subject Out there
well It’s the Land of Freedom they have right to actually protest against the STUPID LAW you have in ARIZONA
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10:45 pm
“second Joe Curran : you are an Asshole ….”
And you, sir, are a potty mouth. Maybe I’ll take you more seriously if you talk like a civilized human being for once and utter three or more consecutive clean words in a row.
Let me tell you this, sonny boy: that in your beloved Russia, China, and Cuba, you can actually be sent to a gulag for fowl speech.
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3:07 pm
comparing someone to a freekin pepper really? thats why you only got 3 likes found this article by mistake hope no one else finds it
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1:07 am
A wee bit of a racist article, but still funny. I think they could have done a better job of getting people to listen, but to be honest, there aren’t many other ways outside of just standing somewhere and shouting. At least this gets the message across…even if the method was stupid.
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3:01 am
hmmm… i try i’m gonna play the free speech card.
hell if it had been christians who had pulled a stupid stunt like this you guys would have played it.
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10:31 am
That’s because, apparently, Christians are the “people of God”.
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12:24 pm
and so They should Kill everyone in their sight heh and they think people won,t retaliate to them ? trust me when every country who had been attacked by USA wakes up it’s won’t be pleasant to USA
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10:40 pm
Holy moral relativism, Batman!
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11:44 pm
wow, what a crock of crap have we here. Are you guys Americans first and then Christians??? Is the author a man or a woman? Shame on you Marie Jon.
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