God Causes Ominous Hurricane Earl To Loom Toward East Coast
Hurricane Earl on the prowl. It moves.
God has already upgraded the power of his hurricane’s wrath to Category 4, which should have all sinners scared. Now, according to latest reports, God has but swirled his pointer finger a little faster and it is a Catergory 5!
A category five storm has not been seen since 2007, when God created Hurricane Felix to punish the gays. He’s doing the same this year.
I’ve issued warning after warning, and God is even so mad he’s blowing up volcanoes in Indonesia as well, so beware you whores. The wrath is coming and I will cheer for each gay who marinates in hell, today!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
11:28 am
Then you no longer call yourself a Christian. You’re just a sick fuck who needs to see a doctor. Please hurry up and die. We need one less bigot on this planet.
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1:20 pm
hurricane felix was in central america where most of there there is No law for the Gay
hurricane earl on other hand is near carribean
but since you love talking about hurricane
KATRINA you know about this one attacked new orleans and louisana yet thsoe states doesnt have gay neither but mostly black and christian
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6:09 pm
Hurricane Felix killed 130+ people in Nicaragua. In Central America.
Exactly how was that punishing the gay community?
Sick old f**k, aren’t you?
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1:31 am
But don’t Latino’s have a higher on average gayness than other races?
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3:20 pm
You tell us. What percentage of the tricks you turn are latino?
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8:04 am
Someone please tell me, is this site satire? The articles seem like satire, but the comments seem like people taking it at face value. I’d e-mail the site, but I don’t know if they’d give me a straight answer.
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3:26 pm
I hope so because I have trouble believing God would have created people with so much hate and prejudice in their hearts. If they are real, I feel very sad for them. God loves them and would help them see the error of their evil ways if they would only ask.
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2:07 pm
well they have a lot of grammatical error and mistake and redneck hate technology so
but Yes there is still people who believe shit Like that
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10:16 am
God created Hurricane Felix to punish the gays. He’s doing the same this year.
Are you high or what?TO PUNISH THE GAYS.i am so happy that i have found your site it is a good laugh.
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1:58 pm
Looks like it is headed towards the Baptist State Convention of North Carolina headquarters. Maybe God doesn’t approve of their homophobic policies.
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6:34 pm
how can it be explained that once Earl hit the Gay east coast, it lost power and broke up, is that a statement oh how Diety really feels, and explain how, when Katrina hit, the neighborhood that didn’t flood, was the known Homo district.
wouldn’t that mean that gawd likes Gays, or at least appreciates their fashion sense?
You have to admit that the breeders are getting the bad stuff, all the 9th ward folk who were good krishtuns, and the openly gay hating folk of the carribian, what is the explanation for that wrath, It can’t just be a black thing, or Harlem, Watts, and Oakland would be under water, and those communities are thriving…………….
david
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10:33 am
Is this guy for real? What a lame asshole.
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12:51 am
God must have crappy aim because the northeast got nothing but some showers
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2:40 am
God created this website to punish the gays who take it seriously. Don’t be gay.
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