• God Sends Angry Bull To Attack 30 Illegal Mexicans

    August 22, 2010 7:45 am 20 comments
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    God has now weighed in on the border war, this time as he sent a mighty bull steed to attack 30 potential illegal Mexicans.

    For many years now, God has used his beasts of creation to bring wrath to people who sin against him. We need to look no further than Kings for today’s backstory to this act of God.

    There was a great man of God, named Elisha. His head was afflicted with early baldness. Despite his condition, Elisha remained steadfast in his faith. One day, however, a group of youths attacked and taunted Elisha. Let us now open our scpriture to Kings. When you have it, please stand for the reading of the Word:

    II Kings 2:23-25
    23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

    My friends, God is almighty and powerful. He is truly the master of all creation, so at a whim he can summon animals and have them deliver wrath and the angels can as well.

    It is no secret that just like the lads who taunted Elisha with mean words, the Mexicans taunt God by sneaking into our country. America is a chosen land, meant for Americans. If Mexicans were destined to be here God would have blessed them with the means to do so.

    Mexicans have as much right as sneaking into America as demons do the kingdom of heaven. The fate for such an offense should be the lowest, hottest reaches of hell for all eternity.

    For this reason, as he did with the lads, God sent a great powerful beast to tear up those who blaspheme before him.

    In the video below, we have a stadium full of pre-illegals gathered at a savage bull fighting contest. How sick and twisted these people must be to cheer on this bloodsport, where a Mexican matador taunts a bull until it is tired, then stabs the poor, defenseless animal in the back.

    That is so cruel and unholy behavior. God blessed this bull with a sound mind and the jumping prowess and grace of 20 gazelles, however, and gave it the ability to tear apart these belligerent Mexicans. God is making a clear sign to us, that he is getting tired of illegal immigrants sullying up our pristine land of Manifest Destiny: America. Let us observe justice:

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