God Strikes Brazil with Cataclysmic Fire Tornado, Gay Adoption To Blame
Deuteronomy 32:22 – For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.
Buenos Aires, Brazil - Shock and awe in Brazil, as bewildered citizens try to flee perilous torrents of swirling fire, the products of an unprecedented rash of fire tornadoes that have scorched the cities and countryside of Brazil.
Women and children flee in panic, as even liberal news sources admit that this fear-inducing display of cataclysmic fury is straight from the Book of Revelations. Millions are reported missing as scores of others tearfully lament their homes and family pets were last seen dramatically sweeping into the air, consumed by the massive pires of fire wrath descending upon the lands.
Gays are to blame for all of this. Near the beginning of time, Adam and Eve committed original sin by eating of the forbidden tree. In response, God cursed man to be the provider of the home and for women to be burdened with giving labor to all of her husband’s children.
Now even today gay men are cheating the system. God never intended for a home to have the lavish lifestyle provided by two men, joining together in powerful two-man salary households powered by their RN nursing degrees and posh administrative secretary jobs. When they are ready to have a child, they simply hire a woman to be a surrogate mother and then raise the child in a lifestyle of sin and no moral grounding, no appreciation for the financial struggles that should face a true one-father family.
Gay women (i.e., the lesbians) homes are no better, with the participants joining a union of clam-dabbling sins and then trying to adop a child from a normal couple, as if two women can afford to raise a daughter or son, let alone provide them with the firm discipline and stern love only a father can provide.
The Bible warned it. The Bible warned that God would fling fires from the heaven if gays did such things, and no look at Brazil. Scorched Earth. They are being scorched for the sugar-plummed fecal sins of all these gay couples who are now allowed to adopt children.
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4:39 pm
hey
so if gays are to blame for these tornados and gods anger, why hasn’t anything bad like this happened in Canada where same-sex marriage has been legal for 7 years now?
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7:43 am
I’m getting around to it.
Yours truly
God
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5:24 pm
Look at how these sinners try to flee from God.
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5:39 pm
And we wonder why religion is waning. If we could weed out all the crazy in religion, maybe people wouldn’t think we are all nuts. Seriously? Who is stupid enough to equate a fire with gay adoption? That is the dumbest thing I have read in a long time. Nice hateful, evil god you worship there.
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6:14 pm
Gay adoption to blame wait .. so you prefer a “straigt couple who MIGHT ABUSE OF CHILDREN to be there I mean come on you can’t be reallys erious
and anyway the anti gay people are bthe biggest gay in the world
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2:19 am
Lol , that’s the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while . First thing buenos aires is the capital of Argentina and it isn’t in Brazil . Second same sex marriage and gay adoption is allowed in Argentina , and in Brazil it isn’t allowed and it will take a while until it happens there, but I’m sure the new law in Argentina will have a great influence in all countries in south America
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7:54 am
God was so pissed, he moved a whole city.
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9:10 am
I knew it! Thank God for this informative article! I’ve finally been able to link gay marriage to all of the world’s disasters. Gay marriage is also responsible for Eve’s original sin in the Garden of Eden. This must be stopped!!! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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1:22 am
“Buenos Aires, Brazil – Shock and awe in Brazil…” first, Buenos Aries isn’t in Brazil. This wildfire was in Aracatuba, Brazil. Second, “Millions are reported missing as scores of others tearfully lament their homes and family pets were last seen dramatically sweeping into the air..,” Millions are missing? Millions of what? Not the God fearing people of Brazil. Fortunately this event was covered by legitimate news agencies and a simple internet search will reveal that it is a natural, however rare, event that dissipated quickly without causing any injuries. The real story is the three month drought which is to blame for this wildfire. Our prayers should go out to all those who had to endure, not just this natural event, but the bigotry and hatred being perpetuated in this sin of lie being posted here at their expense.
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8:08 am
This is intentional satire, right???? Because it’s pretty hilarious.
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10:30 am
Dudes…
Buenos Aires is the capital of Argentina, not Brazil. By the way, gay marriage was approved in Argentina, not Brazil…
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3:17 pm
LAWL
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8:48 pm
I am so disgusted with everything the site stands for.
if gays are so bad the all mighty would have took us all out long before now.
If God feels this way about people he created, he is not worth following.
I really hope you find a way out of your bigotry, and find a way to love everyone for who they are. Stop seeing ulterior motives in everything.
From,
A wiccan lesbian (and damn proud)
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5:29 pm
This is so ridiculous! I can’t believe I waste my time reading this!
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