Herminone Looks Like A Boy, Image Evidence
Parents were all warned. I personally issued several moral alerts and even organized a boycott with CC and AFA. I even made an email action alert list so you parents could be warned every week. Still, not everyone listened and now you all feel a panic because we see one fact, Harry Potter has turned a sweet young girl into a boy, before our very eyes.
In that image is Emma Watson. She was a sweet young child actress who sadly was allowed to be a star on Harry Potter, playing Hermione Granger.
How said is it that this young girl, so sweet and pure, is now looking like a boy? I bet Ellen Degeneres, Lady Gaga and now even Elena Kagan sit in their lesbian layers, sifting through these new images and licking their chops.
Months ago, we saw the signs that something was wrong. On her 18th birthday, Hermione showed off her sindabbles to a camera and to tempt boys. We later saw her standing in the rain, in a white dress, so her milksacks could be exposed in an ‘accidental’ manner. These were not accidents but just her handlers making her do these confusing things, so they could entice sin and use the fornication factor to sell more Harry Potter tickets.
Now we see having had all these thoughts pushed into her mind while she was young, poor Hermione is now confused and messed up in the head. These confusing thoughts are giving her lesbian habits such as cutting one’s head like a boys. Let us keep praying for her and hope she does not fully convert her belief system from normal to hellbound.
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7:00 pm
“She was a sweet young child actress who sadly was allowed to be a star on Harry Potter, playing Hermione Granger.”
Actually she wasn’t an actress until HP. HP was her very first acting gig except for elementary school plays.
Seriously, Abe, just because a girl cuts her hair doesn’t mean that she looks like a boy. You’re aware that female babies emerge from the womb with *gasp!* short hair or no hair at all, right?
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7:16 pm
no claire babies comes from you know this weird bird who cant actually walks well
but seriously having short hair means Nothing if it’s a “particular sin for a woman to haveshort hair something is wrong with your christianity
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7:37 pm
Daniel Radcliff looks kinds of girly here.
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2:54 pm
“I bet Ellen Degeneres, Lady Gaga and now even Elena Kagan sit in their lesbian layers, sifting through these new images and licking their chops.”
You have one quite creative imagination.
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4:37 pm
So that’s two articles on Emma Watson’s hair, one on the unbanning of gay marriage in California, an issue that you’d think would get these mouthbreathers all up in arms.
Yep. These guys definitely have their priorities in line.
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4:41 pm
It ain’t the same without Stevie, though I’ll admit that that’s a good thing. At least Abe’s funny as hell with his articles.
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7:56 pm
Waitwaitwait, did something happen with S-Bizzle? I can’t imagine this place without him.
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8:19 pm
Last I checked, it was whole day since his last insane rambling.
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8:24 pm
Maybe that just means he’s building up a massive Jesus-load to blow all over the place. One can hope.
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8:37 pm
Nah, knowing that guy, he’ll just putter instead.
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6:11 pm
i still think she looks quite feminine.
at worst she looks like one of those girls you don’t quite feel like hitting on because they COULD be a boy if you are unlucky…and that’s on a bad day.
if you find her to look boish now fine but honestly who does your openion tell us more about? her or you?
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2:39 am
This site is officially the most hilarious/scariest shit of all time.
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3:26 am
Has anyone failed to notice that Abe is an internet troll? Yes, he uses the right words and it is possible that he could be serious, but the common thread running through his posts seems to be parody rather than true curmudgeonly ire. Though this leads me to wonder if this whole site is a giant trolling operation.
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7:55 pm
This is pathetically laughable. Clearly a Medieval way of thinking. Go find a time machine and transport yourself back to that era and bring all your friends with you. Who knows, you can find a few girls with short hair there and burn them at the stake.
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