Hitler’s Demon Roams The Earth, Topples Anne Frank’s Joy Tree
Liberals consistently claim there are ghosts that roam the Earth. They have populized the show “Ghost Hunters” where the hosts use things such as Ouiji boards to summon what they are calling ‘ghosts’ at various locations. The hosts of the show, Jason and Grant, claim that these spirits are not harmful and just ghosts and residual haunts.
Nothing can be further from the truth.
Ghosts are actually demons, escaped from Hell or let loose for a season. Satan is allowed to do this and it’s Biblical, much as he is allowed to test our faith much as he did Job.
Today we found proof that Satan released one of his prized demons from Hell, Hitler. Hitler was sent to hell because he ordered Japan to bomb Pearl Harbor and stand against America. He did this falsely in the name of humanity, also claiming himself to be a “Christian” when he was in fact a standard, spiteful atheist. God blessed America to crush Hitler and he’s burned in Hell ever since, for daring to order his troops attack American soldiers.
We can see that today, Hitler roams the Earth. There was a sweet Jewish girl, named Anne Frank, who wrote a diary during World War 2. She hid in an attic for a very long time, before she was discovered and taken to an internment camp.
There was one thing that kept Anne inspired: an old chestnut tree. The tree remained for years as a monument, and yesterday, a random storm and demonic tempest arose in Germany. It said the smell of spent flak cannons filled the air and when the storm cleared, the chestnut tree had been blown to shreds.
This is clear evidence that Hitler and his armies still bide their time in Hell, waiting to gather with Satan at Megiddo, in one final, losing battle against God. All things formed against God shall fall, yet, the hordes of Satan have hard hearts and will burn for all time.
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Author: Tiernan Kincaid
1:03 pm
Are u 4 real?
“Hitler was sent to hell because he ordered Japan to bomb Pearl Harbor and stand against America.”
What a fuck are u saying, japan and Germany were in diferent sides, I think History is not a class in your Redneck school right Pastor?
Hitler was a fucking bad guy, but he wasnt sent to hell because of the US, he was sent to hell because he was a fucking Genocide and he killed millons of people.
You are not diferent from Hitler, You Xtians are the same thing, You are NEO NAZIS, you hate everything.
And Demos are not fucking real.
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1:56 pm
Must have been some demonic tempest that arose in Germany and knocked down a tree in Holland. Beelzebub’s powers are far reaching indeed. Amen.
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5:47 pm
Hey to the two people who gave my original comment a thumbs-down: fuck you – that’s not godly. WTF?
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2:19 pm
Also, how is Anne Frank’s joy tree being topless relevant to the story?
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5:39 pm
Ghost are demons ??? since when you surley didnt see paranormal activity do you
it’s show that ghost and demons are two different entity
Ghost are wandering souls of deceased people and demons well comes from Hell
actually Ghost can be somehow harmless because normally They seek answer to their question or they didn’t finish what they are supposed
oh and By the way hitler didn’t ordered Japan to attack aprl harbour I’m pretty Much sure they did it on their own free will
Oh and for Ghost Hunter … They didn’t uses ouija Board to call whatever demons they INVESTIGATE place that have seen paranormal activity sometimes it’s very explainable like for exemple water in a Pipe make sound and so On
it’s seems you believe that ghost Hunter are what you call again “fraud” when 1. they don’t ask Money from people who call them ( it’s the show who paid them )
2. The church ahs been Fraud since it’s exist asking money over money to people but they are exempt of tax ? you know that they are actually pretty Much rich
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7:54 pm
He is back!!! With His ChristWire Salute………….
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11:02 pm
haha Nice billings
and they have similar Point both are Pro nazis
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12:26 am
That outfit is much more Roger De Bris than Adolf. But you probably feel that way about Stephenson Billings yourself. And he didn’t write this column anyway, Nancy.
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6:53 am
No! More like Mel Brooks. Although I am aware that SB didn’t write this particular column. I lean toward the guess that he is one of the producers of this pasquinade called ChristWire, Garlic.
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8:17 am
uh…Ghost Hunters NEVER use a Quji board, in fact they state to NEVER use one because it will let demons in. Most of the cast/crew are actually Christian and one Mormon…soooooooo….get your facts straight….also the crew is pretty conservative and not really liberal at all….
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3:03 pm
Hitler’s Ghost stricks again!!!
Pictured: Swastika the size of a tennis court is found in a German cornfield
By Allan Hall
24/08/10
Although only visible from the air the swastika is proving embarrassing to local authorities.
It was reported at the weekend by a photographer who glanced out the window while flying over the field in a light aircraft.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1305744/Swastika-size-tennis-court-appears-German-field.html
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/PopePiAss/Christ%20Wire/hitlerghost.jpg?t=1282766360
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3:04 pm
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2:59 pm
God gave the creators of this website brains. Try using them, please?
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7:55 pm
I love your website, it is hilarious, I think it’s as good as “The Onion’. Who are you, really?
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