Hurricane Earl Projected Path, Gay East Coast of America
Hurricane Earl Projected Path Reveals Warning Two For Gay Marriage States
For it is written:
Luke 21:25-28
25And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
26Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
27And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
Gays are sick sullen savages who shall drown by the filth of their own fecal sins, then be washed straight into hell where they shall be washed of their stench by burning heaps of molten hell-lava, for all eternity!
Burn gays, burn! For you all bring iniquity into our Godly nation of America!
We are one nation under God, not under the gay blanket odors Frankie or Steve! Your gay bedroom antics and insatiable desire to corrupt America by stealing our children and claiming our normal marriages as your own has angered God!
God is very angry, you have ignored his warning. Whore enablers in government have taken to your cause and have allowed gay marriages in our nation! A nation that used to have the Ten Commandments on its Supreme Court Walls, a nation whose lifeblood — our blessed dollar — says in God we Trust. A nation that daily pledges its loyalty to our God in Heaven.
With shame, we have allowed gay marriage in several of our states. These states have seceded with their union to God! God shall punish them, as even Christ himself said he would create a giant hurricane to punish all sinners and bring salvation back to America!
Let’s look at the states that upset Jesus Christ the most:
Drown in the flood of righteousness, gay states. God sent a Hurricane Haley last week, to warn you to repent. This week, he sends a male one even closer — Hurricane Earl — to let you know that you have upset Christ himself. The smell of gays is fiercely odiforous to his holy nose, and an offense! It burns worse than sulfur and rotting egg carcasses!
New Hampshire. Vermont. Maine. Massachusetts. Connecticut. You gay enabling states, you are the prime suspects. You think you can secede from the Union, but know that God is the greatest leader of all and his angelic generals have never lost a battle.
God is so brash in battle, he can show you his battle plans and there is nothing you can do about it but flee! God will flank you from the East and drown you in your wickedness!
Click the image to see in full size, where God is shooting this warning shot.
Look upon his power and tremble, gay marriage states. Not even General Lee, General Grant or even “Stonewall” Jackson himself could dare challenge the military strikes of God. There is no nuke and there is no law that can stop the power of heaven from bringing its full wrath to you sick, hellbound backside lover gays who will burn in hell and get out of my country for all time for you burn for YOUR SINS!
You have angered God! Luke 21: 25-18 warns you, that Jesus himself will one day ride upon one of these hurricanes! He will shroud himself in heavenly Glory! He shall use his great power to drown every single one of you sinners, especially you gays who are trying to pervert our country!
Be warned, on Ye Sinners! The Bible says when the true day of reckoning comes, all your gay hearts will be betrayed with fear! Your gay legs will tremble and you will fall down in fear, begging mercy! It will be too late, for wrath has come and you will awake to find yourself bowed down before the busoms of Satan and his demons, who will torture you with firerods up your sinholes for all time!
You sicko gays would probably think you’d like that, but as warned, your eyes will weep and your teeth will gnash and then regrow to only gnash again for all time! Endless torture!
Be warned, gays and anyone who votes “Yes” to a gay enabling law. The day comes when Christ himself will come and bring redemption for all, and the gays will drown and burn for their perverse ways. Do not be part of their number, who will entertain Satan in hell for all time.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
11:38 am
Looks like it is headed towards Virginia. Remember when your buddy Pat Robertson predicted a hurricane was going to hit Tampa, FL on Gay Pride as “punishment”? That hurricane missed Tampa completely while his Virginia Beach campus took a direct hit from a 2nd one.
Who is God pissed off at again?
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12:40 pm
its weird that those Hurricane doesnt even hit the “gay states” if you call it like that but the MOST christian One instead maybe it’s a warning for you to stop judging other people
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12:40 pm
“Satan and his demons, who will torture you with firerods up your sinholes for all time!”
Wouldnt that be Heaven for them?
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1:27 pm
yeh, i think firerods up the sinhole are mucho popular with your gay types. i don’t mean to tell the almighty how to do his job, but he might want to be a bit more discerning in his choice of weapon. (yeh, that’s right, i said “weapon”).
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7:25 pm
I doubt god would want to kill a very religous family with a very christian father who has three kids one of whom is a miracle who survived. I’m talking about me you stupid cunt.
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7:35 pm
OH MY GOD another fuckin noreaster? that’s like five this month! And it hasn’t rained here in a while, we kinda actually need this.
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7:36 pm
God has now increased this storm to a Cat. 4.
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8:09 pm
No, the heat from the ocean has increased it to a category 4.
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6:24 pm
You know Adam, you might be on to something. The hurricane is still headed towards Virginia. You know who else is in Virginia besides Pat Robertson?
Why Jack Gould, whose name you see at the top of this page.
Could it be he and his brethren here have invoked the wrath of the almighty with this blasphemous site?
One can only hope. And pray for their lost souls. You know what they say “Hate the sin not the sinner”.
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6:15 am
1. Can you tell me which bible Christ followed? It certainly cannot be the same one Mr Robertson is currently using.
2. I am surprised to see that this site allows people with compassion and the ability to think for themselves.
3. Whenever I see this type of free speech, I hang on to the sound bite “What Would Jesus Do”? For some reason I do see Christ wearing a white robe and hood, do you?
4. Can you imagine how much can be done for everyone in this country if you would simply turn this negative energy into something Jesus would love?
5. The only saving grace for you and yours, is that fact that your opponents do not carry the same hate in their hearts as you do for them.
6. Do you believe that this hate will rise to the level of another civil war? I pray that your children survives their childhood and comes to realize just Jesus Christ stands for.
7. Since when have you started throwing stones, was it the same time you realized you walk on water too?
8. I know my words will not change your simple minds so easily. I can only pray that these words throw a seed in your garden. Will you allow it to take hold or will you murder it as you do our constitution by abusing free speech.
Blessed Be !
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7:31 am
OMG you are su fucking stupid! hehehehe I make me laugh so hard! That is so impossible! Please just die.
Some people is gay, deal with it!
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8:25 am
You are aware, of course, that hurricanes have names issued to them, by humans, specifically humans who are scientists who study weather (this is called meteorology, which is real, unlike the utter tripe you’ve written here), from a list that has names starting with letters A to Z, alternating between male and female? That is to say, that your allegedly real god does not name them?
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml
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6:26 pm
Another hilarious article. You guys do have a way with satirical prose. Reminds me of another website I used to read, but it eventually (like all things) lost its edge.
“hell” sounds like a lot of fun. Unfortunately, it’s just a fable.
Though if it were anything like the scene in “Devil’s Advocate”, sign me up.
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11:12 am
That’s why it’s so dry in the middle ease. They kill all the gay’s before it rains.
This web site is so funny. Nothing more intertaining than a group of angry people talking about how the all powerful and loving boogie man in the sky is going to drown and burn those that dare to pack fudge.
Sounds like the boogie man in the sky has some issues of his own.
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6:36 pm
I am gay and I am proud. Thank God…oops…thank hell that I left Florida before Earl came along.
Dear God, I am gay and live in Arizona now. It’s hot as hell here…please send a hurricane.
P.S. If all the gay people go to hell…do they get a lot of hurricanes there? Do blizzards mean there are a lot of gay Eskimo’s?
Thank you God for immediate response,
Dr. Massod
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4:17 pm
“I don’t know, but I been told,
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold”
-Slavoj Zizek
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3:10 pm
i love how the majority of the comments are laughing at your ridiculousness.
how the hell is the hurricane going to make a pit stop in iowa btw?
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3:16 pm
Did you read the news today. It is hitting Masschusetts and I pray that it floods straight through Claire’s lesbian neighbors.
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3:23 pm
You pray to God that God himself kills His own creations simply because you hate them due to misreading one story in the Bible and picking things out as to what Leviticus said.
This is Christian how?
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5:13 pm
and what about North carolina and other that have christian community Bigot likes you ?
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5:16 pm
“It is hitting Masschusetts and I pray that it floods straight through Claire’s lesbian neighbors.”
EXCUSE ME??? My neighbors have never done a SINGLE THING to you, and you’re wishing heartbreak, loss of property, and possibly DEATH upon them! You, on the other hand, devote your time to hurting people, so YOU’RE the one who deserves to die. You call yourself a doctor??? I pray that you get a malpractice suit and go to jail and get anally raped until your ass gapes open and the contents of your bowels spill out onto the floor. I pray that you’re forced to lay face down in your own bloody intestinal contents because your cell-mate decided to break your arms and legs before raping you. I pray that the prison guards get drunk and decide it would be fun to chop off your dick, sodomize you with it, and let you bleed to death on the floor. I pray that at your funeral, the guests who you always thought were your friends, as well as the pastor, decide to show you how they really feel about you, and each piss on your corpse and shit on the casket before burying you, face down. I pray that your headstone reads “ADAM NELSON: THE PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE INTERRED HERE WISHED DEATH UPON TWO MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE WITH ONE ANOTHER”.
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5:52 pm
Wow, lesbian feminist rage at its finest. It is cruel to wish all those things upon me and accuse me of wishing death on your neighbors. I want all the sick people in Massachusetts to repent and have good lives.
Funny you should also mention ‘gaping anus’ and such, because only yesterday I had a patient who had gay bowel syndrome. Needless to say, I did my medical obligation and diagnosed him with “gay bowel syndrome” and was ready to dispo him home, with a follow-up with his pcp.
Sady, our lead physician said even though I was technically correct, we can’t use that term anymore and I had to specify what traumas and illnesses his sick, perverted lifestyle had rendered within his body.
So even in medicine, even after I decide to help these people who crawl in to be seen, I can’t diagnose them properly. Gay bowel syndrome is just as accurate as using dementia to cover the host of mental conditions that may afflict a person.
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5:58 pm
//Wow, lesbian feminist rage at its finest. It is cruel to wish all those things upon me and accuse me of wishing death on your neighbors. I want all the sick people in Massachusetts to repent and have good lives.//
You’ve said HOW many times that other countries should be blown up and gays should be killed? And you’re STILL trying at act like you’re not the bad guy? Fuck off sub-human slime.
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6:07 pm
“Wow, lesbian feminist rage at its finest.”
Just because I’m a feminist and believe in equality between men and women does not mean I’m a lesbian.
“It is cruel to wish all those things upon me and accuse me of wishing death on your neighbors.”
Quote: “It is hitting Masschusetts and I pray that it floods straight through Claire’s lesbian neighbors.”
I’m not accusing you of anything. It’s a FACT that you want my neighbors, who want no more than to love one another, to experience heartbreak and home loss, if not death. You used the word “flood”. Are you aware that more people are killed by floods every year than by lightning, tornadoes, or hurricanes themselves?
“I did my medical obligation and diagnosed him with “gay bowel syndrome””
I don’t think that assigning certain conditions names that serve only to demean the lifestyle of those afflicted with them is in the Hippocratic Oath.
“So even in medicine, even after I decide to help these people who crawl in to be seen, I can’t diagnose them properly. Gay bowel syndrome is just as accurate as using dementia to cover the host of mental conditions that may afflict a person.”
You think that “Gay Bowel Syndrome” is a correct dx??? I hope that physician gave you a slap upside the head. Or better yet, stuck a shotgun in your mouth and blew your head off.
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6:18 pm
Yes, it is correct. The condition is medically recognized and even in the AMA journal, is still listed. The only reason we can’t use it to correctly communicate the hose of expected afflictions that commonly affect those who are gay is due to PC nonsense.
Politics is prohibiting us from using a correct term and I do not like it.
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6:32 pm
That’s because it’s essentially a made-up word now that we have a better understanding of how medicine and virus’ work. It’s not just ‘gay specific’ stuff anymore, what is now called the HIV and STD’s was called Gay Bowel Syndrome before, and now that it’s not just limited to homosexuals and the fact that science has found that straight people are just as capable of getting as homosexuals, there’s no reason to make it specific towards gay people anymore. Not only that, it’s not also strictly confined to the bowels nor is it a syndrome you illiterate twit.
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6:47 pm
“Politics is prohibiting us from using a correct term and I do not like it.”
Bullsh*t. It was a erroneous grouping and labeling of diseases that can afflict heterosexual and homosexual. It isn’t in use today because the “research” behind it has been outdated for a couple of decades. Of course, any first year medical student knows this.
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6:10 pm
Also, I have a really awesome policy
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6:13 pm
Policy? The fuck are you talking about?
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5:07 pm
haha omg you know how it says praise or condemn at the end of each thing? i always look at it and think it says praise or condom, i’m like wtf!!!! lol btw your a bunch of fuckin stupid bitches that need to die yourselves
love all you gay people. hopin to come to one of those wonderful states my self some day with my future hubby 
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5:35 pm
You people are sick. As Depeche Mode once said, “people are people”. It doesn’t matter what color, religion, or sex orinetation they are, God created all of us, and loves us all for who we are. Who are you to do god’s job and prosecute people that are only wrong by your opinon?
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5:42 pm
How is it opinion when the Bible explicitly states that gays are foul and an offense to God. It says it both in the Old Testament and New Testament.
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5:48 pm
The Old Testament says that if you so much as step on an ant you should be killed and sent straight to Hell, and the bit in the New Testament you’re referring to deals with rape, not homosexuals. Not ONLY that, but if you actually follow the Old Testament, you shouldn’t be touching pig skin, you should be buying slaves, and all sorts of other fucked up things. Gay people are God’s creation, to wish death upon them is to spit in the face of God as well as spit in the face of Jesus who believes that all are deserving of God’s love as long as they’re good for goodness sake. You’re the greediest mother fucker I’ve ever witness, you only ‘do good’ and follow the bible because you’re so fucking scared of Hell, you don’t give two shits about your fellow man, you’d rather sit on your fat fucking ass complaining about people and wanting everything else dead.
You’re a sick, disgusting fucking sub-human bastard.
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6:01 pm
You have great ignorance when dealing with scripture. The parts you cite do not carry over to the New Testament.
The New Testament clearly states to refer to the Old Testament on issues of Homosexuality, and also, says:
1 Corinthians 6:9 – Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.
Nor effiminate. Nor abusers of themselves with mankind. It is clear as day, right there. Let us continue:
Romans 1: 18-32 – For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
Keep reading it. You will see how God has no tolerance of fecal impacters and lesbians. They are abominations and scripture after scripture makes this clear.
God still loves them, but if they choose to keep sinning, they will go to Hell. I just want them to repent and not corrupt our society, and being a person with a heart — it’s why I went into medicine — want them to make the choices in life that will leave them healthy, happy and primed to have everlasting life in Heaven.
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6:10 pm
“being a person with a heart”
HAH! Now THAT’S funny!
If you have a heart then I’m a Caribou!
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6:41 pm
caribou the animal found Mostly in Northern USA and in Canada
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6:38 pm
“The New Testament clearly states to refer to the Old Testament on issues of Homosexuality”
Where in the bible does it state to refer to the old testament?
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5:48 pm
Because the bible is NOT FACT.
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6:23 pm
“Politics is prohibiting us from using a correct term and I do not like it.”
You don’t like it? Boo-fuckin-hoo. Stop being such a whiny little prick, okay?
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7:04 pm
THE TERM IS STILL CORRECT. Gay bowel syndrome is a collective nomer for a variety of agents that befall those who engage in anal intercourse, especially homosexuals. IT IS ACCURATE AND THE ONLY REASON WE CAN’T USE IT AS A DIAGNOSIS IS NON-MEDICAL GROUPS LIKE ACLU INTERFERING WITH MEDICAL PRACTICE.
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7:11 pm
And we’ve already told you that isn’t the case. Ignore the fact that you can’t use it politically. Now why can’t you use it? The reason is because the ‘symptoms’ and whatnot that are affiliated with ‘gay bowel syndrome’ have been classified as something entirely different under better terms, as in, terms that actually describe what they mean AND that there were multiple virus’ found once the new classification was brought about.
If you can’t accept that it isn’t used anymore due to it being NOT being politically correct but being MEDICALLY incorrect then you aren’t a good doctor at all (not that you were a good person to begin with). What, do you still think that leaches are a good way of getting rid of a cold and that blood-letting is helpful for headaches?
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7:27 pm
No, it’s a matter of politics. The symptoms covered by the classification are affiliated with the rectum and anus, among several glands in the region. The usage covered a range of traumas, pathogens and other afflictions found within the general region. As mentioned, using this is no different than me diagnosing a patient with dementia, using the HPI to field the specifics of the complaint and any other annotations in my notes. Anything that needs specification I can do so in primary or secondary terms.
Yes, non-gays can be diagnosed with gay-bowel syndrome. The problem is not the diagnosis, but rather, it was found to be offensive to homosexuals and for that reason, it’s not allowed in practice. I knew this and still, thought it would be fine as a blanket term for the follow-up with primary care. The patient would not see my chart.
The clinical secretary complained to the charge nurse, who told the lead attending and that was that. The student had to be disciplined for using a correct term. You’d think that in a city with over a million people, it’d be a little less uptight and just let doctors do the job instead of getting politics tied into everything.
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7:30 pm
Go back to med school you fucking hack, you’re only pissed that you can’t insult homosexuals publicly while you’re at your office. That’s all this really boils down to, you’re pissed off that people are different than you and you want them all dead and even openly admit it while trying to retract it at the same time.
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9:15 pm
“The clinical secretary complained to the charge nurse, who told the lead attending and that was that. The student had to be disciplined for using a correct term. You’d think that in a city with over a million people, it’d be a little less uptight and just let doctors do the job instead of getting politics tied into everything.”
I say good for the clinical secretary and charge nurse. You got what you deserved, dingleberry.
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10:54 pm
Wow. You are complete and absolute, uneducated, hypocritical IDIOT, and anyone that listens to you is the same. I’d love to see what church taught you this, cuz I can assure you you will burn in hell together with it.
Love, God
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3:11 pm
According to Jesus, the main message of Christianity is Love – it’d be great if some Christians actually practiced that concept instead of writing hate-filled articles like this. Besides, a truly omnibenevolent God would not send a hurricane to destroy his creations.
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4:56 pm
Jesus needs to come out of the closet already.
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4:59 pm
Jesus needs to come out of the closet already. He’s being so vengeful and angry and everything. It’s cause he needs to get laid and is pretending to be straight. (At least the Jesus these losers are talking about anyway. Not *MY* Jesus
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12:06 am
He people are psychos.
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12:07 am
You people are psychos. This website is terrifying.
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9:29 am
Oh yeah, that hurricane. Yeah I went out and got a steak bro. Shit was mint; there were a couple rain drops at one point, I guess it was pretty scary. Steak was good though, nice and red and juicy.
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9:44 am
Thanks for a great laugh! I was a bit constipated this morning and read this on the toilet. Not constipated anymore; laughter IS the best medicine!
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10:34 am
Wow, all this is happening in america, the clibre of stupidity is just hillarious
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10:34 am
Wow, all this is happening in america, the calibre of stupidity is just hillarious
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