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Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband’s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk? Don’t tell yourself that you’re simply being paranoid without taking a closer look!
Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship. Your spouse may have been experimenting with the “gay” lifestyle even before you met. Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world. For these types, the shame of being “outed” is so great that they will go to extremes to hide their lustful activities, even tricking a woman to marry them to appear normal in society. Sometimes it’s the nervous family who has rushed a young man into marriage out of a fear that his secret will be exposed. For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life. Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.
For the wife unsure about her husband’s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he’s trying to hide something from you. Be on the lookout for a man who doesn’t want to web surf or answer phone calls in your presence. Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
When you’re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? Is he fond of winking at people? Does he get visibly upset when someone does not return a compliment about his physical appearance?
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play. Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities.
7) Strange sexual demands
Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
Pornography is a dangerous element in any marriage but there are many Christians who feel watching it does add something to their sexual lives. If you have gone down this road and find that your man perks up at the sight of the men in these sorts of videos, you should be concerned. If he selects films because of specific male actors, this is an obvious sign that he is suffering from a crisis of ego and desire.
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?
10) Too many friendly young male friends
Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community. If this is the case with your husband, ask yourself if he prefers their company to that of women. Do they touch each other or embrace in long hugs? Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.
12) Love of pop culture
It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks? He may be craving physical affirmation from other men and desperately looking for hints of shared desires in those around him.
14) Sudden heavy drinking
Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?
This is an important question to ask yourself when your marriage starts to have problems. Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships. If you answered yes, you should ask yourself whether you’re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children? Ultimately, it’s a question of getting your priorities straight!
ADDITIONAL RESOURCES FOR WORRIED WIVES:
- My Spouse Struggles with Homosexuality
- Top signs your husband is gay
- Does my husband have the right to continue a gay lifestyle and marriage to me?
- Gay Husband Check List
- Is My Husband Gay?
- The McGreevey Effect: Is Your Husband Gay?
- I Think My Boyfriend is Gay
- Is my husband gay? Clues to look for!!!
- I Discovered My Husband Was Gay
- How I found out my husband is gay and why I begged him to stay
10:06 pm
I like how you did no research and linked to other hate-filled areas or sites that talk about weird as hell sex toys.
Keep up the retardation Stevie! You make yourself look like a bigger fool with each post! God knows that maybe 10% of what you said was right, and I’m talking about just generally, not that 10% of this dribble supports your points.
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10:23 pm
I agree with The Comedian. So much rubbish, hearsay and misdirection it would be amusing if it weren’t for the fact simpletons might believe it.
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All my references are available if you have a specific issue you’re concerned about.Thanks for your interest!
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Hey Stephenson,
You are a friggin idiot. I’d write something sarcastic but then I guess you’d think I’m gay
I recommend you consult a doctor immediately
Tom
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3:48 pm
Oh, the people that read Perez-Hilton are arriving. Welcome! Be sure to check out some of the other articles. Search “Harry potter” and “sesame street.” You are in for a treat.
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11:31 am
How typical of the childish and paranoid mindset of some many of you left wingers today. Why do you people have an allergy to respectful discourse and anything that has to do with the importance of morality in our culture?
“If you can believe, all things are possible to him who believeth.” –Mark 9:23.
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1:49 pm
You will be pleased then to hear, that I discovered this “article” in the funny pages of a danish newspaper.
I feel sorry for those of you who suffer under being fellow countrymen to people of such moronic ignorance.
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11:21 am
I must ask you people once again to please refrain from spamming and attacking this website to try to shut it down. By doing so, you are violating my right to FREE SPEECH as protected by the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. We also have something in this country called “FREEDOM OF RELIGION” which you people seem to forget. It is values such as these which have made America great. We would never have survived and prospered as a nation were it not for the moral guidance and values of our citizen and all of these insults and harsh words and clicking and whatnot is an attempt to shout me down. Furthermore, when it results in a DENIAL OF SERVICE attack (DNS), this is a crime. Once again, this is a Christian website and if you are not a Chrisitan and only coming here to spread hostility or make death threats I must ask you kindly to STOP NOW. You people are nothing more than bullies and it’s disgusting to me the vast amount of hate your liberal sorts have deep within your heart, ready to attack anyone they find who is courageous to stand up for his values. Your “homosexual” activists have done nothing but spread hate and fear and are encouraging nothing less than a genocide upon real marriage in this country.
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5:14 pm
The author wrote:
How typical of the childish and paranoid mindset of some many of you left wingers today. Why do you people have an allergy to respectful discourse and anything that has to do with the importance of morality in our culture?
As I have read these comments, I’ve noticed something. The “childish” comments and personal attacks have come FROM YOU. Exhibit 1? Your comment I reproduced here. I know nothing of your politics. I don’t care. I will say this: If you want a serious discourse or debate, perhaps you should write something serious.
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9:38 pm
“How typical of the childish and paranoid mindset of some many of you left wingers today.”
Okay, re-read your article and recall what you said the signs were of your husband being gay. As a reminder, they include using your cell phone or computer at night, travel to big cities or Asia, and too much working out. These seem more like signs of having a lot of work (travelling to big cities or Asia for work as well as using the computer or phone to get in touch with the office), love of travel (travelling to big cities or Asia for fun), or wanting to keep in shape (working out). This is a childish and paranoid view of marriage and of spousal relations. Aren’t you the childish and paranoid one, then?
“Why do you people have an allergy to respectful discourse and anything that has to do with the importance of morality in our culture?”
As one of “you people” a.k.a a social liberal, I would be very happy to discuss morality. I think it’s terrible to lie, cheat, kill, steal, etc. However, I do not think that being gay is wrong. I will discuss this with you at length if you would like to talk about it. I will counter all of your arguments as to why it’s wrong (if you have any other than “it just is” or “a book written by some old guys who lived in a completely different time and place from us says it is”). Let’s chat. Why is being gay wrong?
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3:28 pm
This article made my day. Upon reading this, I had to check my URL to make sure this wasn’t a satirical article that had been published in The Onion. The content contained in this amazing reading experience needs to fall into the lap of the same person who directed the movie “But I’m a Cheerleader.”
Congratulations, you have further solidified my belief that most right wing Christians have not one ounce of intelligence; and are just begging for someone to come along with “special” cups of Kool-aid. Is it tropical punch?! My favorite.
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11:49 am
People in the know serve purple Kool-aid.
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9:43 am
I think you mean grape Flavor Aid.
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11:36 am
Hi, I have a passage I’d like to share with you and everyone else who is lost. There is so much love in Christianity, I pray you open your heart up to His message today. Do you know that He gave his own Son to die for YOUR sins? Do you know how incredible it is that you can have a personal relationship with the Creator of the universe, that above all inanimate things on this earth, He will love YOU more? God bless my friends and welcome.
“Do you not know? Have you not heard? The Lord is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak. Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” –Isaiah 40:18-31.
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To Stephen.
I am a Catholic and even I can see the major flaws in this article. This article is not based in fact. It is spreading fear and doubt to married couples, especially the wives. If your husband works for the Peace Corps and has to travel to impoversihed nations isn’t it more likely he’s doing his job, rather than indulging in homosexuality. Personally I find this article to perpetuate the idea that homosexuality is enticing and nearly impossibly to resist. Which is, of course, ridiculous. You are either homosexual or you are not. If you choose to fight it or ‘turn straight’ then that’s a personal choice. To think that every straight person is struggling with the temptation of homosexuality is preposterous. I’ve never had urges to be with other women. And I’m quite sure I never will.
The best route is to be honest with your spouse. (and watching porn doesn’t make you gay… just saying)
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Mr. Billings, I would like to thank you for this hour of very entertaining (and by entertaining I mean hilarious) reading. Please note that I will not, in the following paragraphs, be debating the “facts” of your article, but addressing the article in itseld as well as your comments on this forum.
First of all, I am amazed at the level of bigotry and hate you show here, not only towards homosexual men, but towards anyone who disagrees with your opinion. Yes, I do write “opinion”, because I consider your article to be a text of opinion rather than an investigative piece. It is based on personal opinion, on stereotypes, on a limited sample group and on other texts of opinion. By limited sample group, I mean that you are taking situations lived by a limited number of women who found out their husbands are gay and you are generalizing this in a very erroneous way.
Concerning your comment that “It’s not my fault that some of you loons decided to gather together to harass me and shout down my free speech”, you are claiming your right to free speech, but denying it to everyone else who commented on your article. You cannot dismiss what people are writing in response to your post simply because you do not like it. Just because they disagree with you does not mean that they are ganging up on you to take away your free speech. You claimed in one of your earlier comments that you were hoping to have a sensible discussion with others and yet here you are, calling the readers and commenters loons. I agree with you that some of the comments from readers may have harsh or un-called for, but I also agree with the readers that you are not a serious investigative journalist.
Your original intent may have been (and I am not even sure that this was really your intent) to help some women who are experiencing problems in their marriage, but all you ended up doing is writing a stereotyping article that is hurtful, hateful and un-Christian.
I was born and raised a Christian, and although I am not a practicing Christian, I do know that Christianity is about loving your neighbour and I am afraid that you do do even respect that tenets of your religion seeing as you have shown a great deal of hate (whether underlying or open)in both your article and your comments. Loving your neighbour does not mean changing your neighbour in order for him to fit your idea, or a group’s idea, of who that person should be. You ruin your own credibility by falling prey to the same shortcomings you accuse the commenters of having (e.g. name calling such as paranoid, childish, loons). I would also like to add that, as a fellow Christian, I think you should be ashamed of yourself for using the Bible in some of your comments to justify your hateful words. You should also consider that culture, and Culture, is not a matter of religion, and that just because your religion, or the heads of your church, or the main book of your faith state something, it does not make it a fact. Religion deals with faith and belief and they should not be used as justification for your actions. You hide behing the Bible like a child hides behind his parents’ legs when he’s done something bad.
All of this makes me very happy that your post is being re-distributed everywhere as a source of ridicule. At the same time, I am not happy that you are getting all of this free publicity, since I have a feeling that this is really what you were looking for when you posted your article. To me, you are irrelevant both as an “investigative journalist” and as a writer, and you should not be enjoying this much publicity for an article that, if it were in print, wouldn’t be worth the paper it would have been printed on.
You can comment all you want on this response, but keep in mind that I also have a right to free speech, and this includes speaking up against articles, and comments from the writer of said article, if I feel like it. Next time you decide to write an investigative piece, you should really do some real investigating work instead of reading a few texts of opinion with a religious flavor and using them as sources in order to inflict your bigotry upon the world.
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2:57 pm
Mr. Billings… unfortunately you have no right to free speech in the private sector. The Government is not trying to shut you down… you are merely dealing with the responses of the people your retarded article has angered.
Your First Amendment right to free speech only protects you from the GOVERNMENT!
It does not protect you however from private persons responses, it does not protect you from having your web site shut down by the web host, it does not protect you from having all the advertising dollars that fund that host pulled by advertisers that do not wish to have their good company’s name displayed on the same site as your hate speech and other garbage (or bad satire… I’m not sure which)
Just like Laura Schlesinger… she tried to say that her right to free speech was being violated because she was taken off the air by her employer, and because all her advertisers pulled their adds… this is not a violation of anyone’s right to free speech… you have only the right to be free from reprisal from the government for your speech… you do not however enjoy the right to be free from the consequences for your ridiculous opinions and hate speech.
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6:00 pm
I’m sorry but you have only the slimmest grasp of the situation here. The government is not the only group that can deny free speech (and thereby violate the Constitution) in the US.
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Have you read the other articles? The authors on this site may or may not believe what they say, but it is a trolls’ nest, don’t fall for it.
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5:22 pm
Then please list the sources you used to come up with this article.
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9:14 am
You know the last thing to tell if they’re gay? They completely homophobic and probably a republican! Oh, and they sit around all day thinking and writing about what it would be like to be gay. You need a serious wake up call my friend. Take a look around you.
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6:04 pm
this is not even homophobic
this is stupid.
This is a lack of respect towards Jesus spread of love ideas.
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3:53 pm
Research? Did you check your references?
Did you do any research that didn’t include Focus on the Family and other Right Wing special interest groups?
I don’t think you did.
“Debate” is more than just allowing contrarian opinion to have equal time, doofus.
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10:52 pm
You know as a transgender male i spend a lot of time with other young people who are gay, bi, lesbian and transgender. Not one of these people is stereotypical. They are thin and fat, have short hair and long hair, fashionable and not fashionable, and all of them are just kids who are looking for friendly love and acceptance, same as me. When I read stuff like this, its just really sad that some people will go so far to pull back our positive steps forward in the world and try to stop people from accepting us as we deserve. In some situations I would say that I hate christians and christianity, but perhaps this is a little harsh. I hate people who hold and distribute opinions like this. I used to be a devout Catholic, until I heard a disgusting program on the radio by Focus on the Family which said the most disgraceful things about homosexuals. As I was a couple of years younger then and had only just discovered that I am attracted to women, I was absolutely crushed. I felt rejected my the church and my god, it was like a kick in the face. And now I have no interest in religion what so ever. What I’m getting at is that you and your people carrying on with all your bull actually destroy more faith than you creates… at least among the sane.
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11:24 pm
Steve
You made a comment assigning criticism to “left-wingers”. With all due respect, as a disciple of Jesus Christ for over 30 years, I find that sort of stereotyping more reflective of partisan, deceptive politics – and, you and I both know who the Father of lies (deception) is. May I suggest some maturity here and leave the right wing talking points out of the Kingdom of God – Jesus has had His name dragged through the mud far too many times due to the this insanity.
BTW – I am dropping out of my all men’s mentoring group to avoid any confusion – however, I am finding it difficult to convince the women to accept me into their group. Any suggestions here as to where to go??
Best,
In Christ,
Aner
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8:26 am
Mr. Billings, I would like to take another few lines on this forum to ask whether you considered the other side of the medal? Why not write about marriages broken because the woman is a homosexual (a lesbian, if you will). I took a couple of minutes, which seems to be about the same time you took, to think and re-write your article for the husbands… Here’s what I came up with:
For the husband unsure about his wife’s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the popular stereotypes, “Astonished” has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of women struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:
1) Secretive late night use of saws, drills and hammers (or any kind of tool/power tool)
2) Looks at other men in a disgusted way
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups (original line)
4) Lack of interest in her appearance and the home
5) Membership at the local hardware store or car show
6) Clothes that are too loose, lots of plaid and a mullet
7) Lack of sexual demands or abusive use of sexual toys (i.e. lack of use of the husband’s body)
9) Rarely gets away from the house, spends most of her time in the garage or tool shed
10) Too many unfriendly masculine female friends
11) Masculine, aggressive and very loud around her friends
12) Hate of pop culture
13) Extroverted and harsh about men with bare chests in public
14) Sudden heavy drinking (same)
15) Gentlemen, have you dated women in the past who turned out to be gay?
I can imagine most readers being offended by this list, and I agree with them since it is solely based on stereotypes of the “butch lesbian”, like Mr. Billings’ article is solely based on the stereotypes of the “flaming queen” or the gay “muscle man” and not taking into consideration the wide variety of groups within the male gay community, from the twink to the bear and from the young to the old. There is no research involved in either list, only a very bad use of the popular view of homosexuals, which is just wrong: plain and simple.
I would also like to ask you, Mr. Billings, why you felt you had to write an article about male homosexuality, rather than one about homosexuality in a marriage, no matter the sex? I have a feeling that:
a) like a lot of double-standarded bigots, your are, secretely or not, disgusted by male homosexuality, but very happily turned on by female sexuality (probably even masturbating at the thought even though masturbation is also a sin).
b) you are a self-loathing, closetted gay men who feels he needs the Lord to save him from himself for his sinful thoughts.
Either way, you have a lot of work to do on yourself and should really consult with a specialist other than just your priest. No offense meant to priests, I’m simply stating that they are not the only resource out there for people who need/want help.
I hope next time you decide to write an “investigative article”, you will take some time to consider all sides of a topic.
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11:24 am
I was thinking about this topic for a second article but after your response maybe it will be best to simply print it up offline and distribute it my church.
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To Astonished,
Thank you for your posts. They really are well-argued and superbly expressed. While reading that “article” I instantly had a sinking feeling, thinking: “Do Americans actually think like this?” It’s really scary.
I am a gay man in Canada, and it is posts like this that make Americans seem like uneducated red-necks. It reminds me of the ignorance that is being broadcasted in Uganda about homosexuality, where gay men are portrayed by their desire to eat feces from another man’s anus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
Anyhow, you (Astonished) have restored some of my faith that many Americans do not share these ridiculous views. Your counterargument about the gay women in marriages was so well done that I choked on my wine. It was well-appreciated by me and some of my friends. So thanks again.
To Stephenson:
You are one self-righteous, ugly motherf&%$#r…trust me, no gay man would even look at you. Gay does NOT mean DESPERATE.
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12:22 am
That was well thought out, thank you for taking the time to write this reply. I realized also, especially after reading your response, that this article is not only filled with hateful homophobic remarks, but it’s also very sexist as well.
Some on this list could apply to anyone cheating on their partner, such as the first item on the list (I’ve lived through it). However, others such as 4 and 5 are very idiotic stereotypes of what a man should be according to some people’s narrow-mindedness. Plenty of men will help out around the home, and most normal men don’t stiink, unless they’ve been in the gym or something. There is nothing wrong with a man that takes care of himself; not all women are your mother! Trust me on this, women love men who who smell nice. It’s a growing trend, and that’s why you see an increasing number of commercial advertising body care products not just for men, but manly men (ala Old Spice).
There are also many straight men that have no interest in sports, but go to the gym to stay healthy. This sort of goes back to 4 on the list. Men that take of themselves, are healthy and generally look good attract the ladies.
Frankly, the author of the article needs to take his head out of his ass. These comments are not just liberal whack-jobs, but a mix of christians and conservatives as well. Basically, NO ONE agrees with him.
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5:04 pm
I will take you up on the offer of references.
Let’s start with #1 on the list – Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
While I believe late night use of cell phones & computers may be an indication or an unfaithful spouse (male or female), I am curious so see the study what would indicate this is tied to sexual orientation. In this same item, you allege porn addiction to be “closely associated” with homosexuality. Let’s see that study while you are at it.
Waiting eagerly to have a sensitive discussion of the data.
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10:38 am
Hmmm… It has been a week and no references yet. One would think someone who claims to be the old ugly white male Oprah would keep his data in order and easily accessible.
Unless there is no data……
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11:03 pm
wow, i seriously hope this is a joke site….i like how the guy claims to have “references” to support his claims but doesn’t site any….my best guess is that he is the reference point….it’s like the “he who smelled it dealt it” rule…history proves that homophobic conservatives are usually the biggest closet queens
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11:09 pm
Yep…the smeller’s the feller.
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8:54 am
Hi folks, as the son of God I assume you don’t mind me popping in.
Just wanted to say that Stephenson Billings is clearly gay.
I think he protests too much!
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2:13 am
Ah, uhm, this is all a really dry joke, isn’t it? I’m not being snarky, it just reads like dry satire. Really smart dry satire. :shrug:
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2:24 am
Oh I got one! Prove to me you’re not a gay comedian.
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5:35 pm
This is way too ignorant.
I’m surprised you actually know how to write.
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5:40 pm
This is RIDICULOUS
and way too ignorant.
HAHAHAHAA
PATHETIC
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12:54 pm
i love how your own comments are rated so low that they wont be shown on you OWN PAGE!!! this is pure epic… XDDD
oh, and you talk so much bulshit this isnt normal…
im gay and im metal addicted so i hate the popculture but that doesnt mean anything…
so im a highly educated person, i studied in germany and have 5 times the money of you i guess…
i studied physics and genetic biology even if im gay!
i have a familiy, a man in my age and we adopted 2 kids…
the 1. gets his abitur (in germany) in a few weeks and the other is studying medicine…
so fuck you ass hole!
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1:59 am
My favorite part was looking at the Author’s Facebook page.
Favorite Music: Dixie, Dolly Parton, Chopin, Wagner
Favorite Actors: Stephen Baldwin, Charlton Heston
(No favorite Actresses)
A very high number of young male friends
A “Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens” (Inquire within)
Oh and he’s single.
Seems like the lady doth protest too much.
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Check out Dude’s Facebook page. This is the actual description, word for word, that he uses to explain his job:
“Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens!”
Spending relaxing time in the woods with boys. Not THAT is an upstanding citizen!!!
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yeah, this has to be a spoof. very entertaining, actually.
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Actually sir, hate speech is not protected under any constitutional amendment. Your article is against the law.
Thanks,
—J
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Actually, I don’t think Stevie really needed to do any research on this one. I mean, it’s well established that he’s the resident expert in the field of closeted homosexuality.
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As a gay man who was directed to this article because it’s currently being ridiculed widely on Facebook, I would like to mention the following:
1.) I have a friend that works in the pitt for stock car racing. He’s gay. His (non-existent) wife wouldn’t know it, of course, because he’s not as stereotypical as your anachronistic thinking.
2.) NYC has a gay men’s volleyball league, gay baseball league, and gay soccer league to name a few. The participants aren’t doing it to sleep together; they’re doing it because they like sports.
3.) As a gay man, I often look at the internet late at night. It’s not because I’m cruising or watching porn (which, I quite frankly, prefer in the morning). I happen to like crossword puzzles, and they help me fall to sleep.
4.) I hate pop culture. Although the Golden Girls are pretty good…
5.) Men strutting in front of other men is a biological normality. It’s how they show virility and dominance. All species do it.
I could go on. I don’t feel that I need to.
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You go, girl! Oh, and Stephenson — you forgot one more way to tell if your husband is gay: ASK HIM.
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Yeah, asking my husband if he was gay worked out really well. He was like “d’oh! you got me!” and I was like “I knew it!” and we laughed and laughed and called all our friends and told them about our funny conversation.
Are you a moron? ASK HIM? You can’t be serious.
Oh – and while I agree that a lot of this list is ridiculous, in my experience the part about weird sexual practices is true. Seriously, if you don’t enjoy s&m or anal and your guy is going on about it? IF it’s the former, he’s gay, if it’s the latter, he’s a sadist and if it’s both he’s a gay psychopath and hide your kids hide your wife hide your husband cause he’s rapin’ everybody out here.
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You´re an idiot Anne, and sorry to say that, but it´s true..
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hide yer kids hide yer wife hide yer husband…lol very witty!
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Thank you, good Sir, for my morning giggle! This was far better than reading the weekend funnies, I assure you! I have a few points to respond to though.
1)”Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he’s trying to hide something from you.”
So, a person who enjoys porn, regardless of the reason for enjoying, and has a vrather large collection of it, is automatically gay? Interesting, Hey Ron Jeremy, did you know you were gay??
2)”Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues?”
That depends. When you say spiritual issues, are you referring only to Christian spirituality, or ALL spiritual issues?
3)”Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home.”
So a guy who is house-proud, and/or has been taught as a child to always look neat and clean of person, is automatically gay? Or a guy with a unibrow who tweezes? Seriously?
4)”Gym membership but no interest in sports.”
A guy who is interested in staying fit, but has no coordination for sports is gay. That’s what this says. That’s stupid.
5)”Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy””
So basically EVERY 15-19yr old boy is gay?
6)”If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.”
Say what? These are ‘non-traditional’? By what standards, the 9th century’s?
7)”Travels frequently to big cities or Asia”
OOOOHHHHH!!!! Ladies, if your Hubby is a CEO, or VP, or top Sales person in their company, be aware, they did it, not for financial, and familial, security, but so they could have the chance to have secret gay liasons!!! Because everyone loves having an affair with a person who has ruined their health to get to the top of their field and no longer has staying power to enjoy sex.
8)”Love of pop culture”
So, now it’s all guys between 16 and 32, who are gay?
9)”Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks?”
Well, that does explain Jersey Shore…. J/K But basically you are saying almost all guys with a strong European background are gay….
10)”Sudden heavy drinking”
So, alcoholism equals gay? Really? You are positive about that?
Dude, get your head out of your ass and try talking to real experts. I’m sure if you took the time to look up psychologists, or therapists, in your area, they would all tell you that you; ” are a closet homosexual that is terrified at exposing himself to potential ridicule”; and that’s why you have the amazing discriminatory hate-campaign against homosexuals happening.
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11:21 am
Hi, you do make some interesting points and as I have stated many times, this list is by no means comprehensive. Surely there are exceptions as well. In any event, I wanted to provide a launching pad for the discussion and I know many women who are in these troubled marriages are worried and need to be given some outline of where to start addressing things.
In regards to gay men and the gym, this is a well established fact and many, many gay men use the gym to “cruise” each other. Sadly, there are far too many graphic websites that offer first hand accounts of these situations if you do some basic googling. It really ruins the gym experience for those of us who simply want to stay in shape. Some gyms have been wholly claimed by gay people and straight people know to steer clear. It’s sad but a fact of life in many big cities.
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Hmmmm, I wonder why there may be gay men hiding themselves in heterosexual relationships and ruining lives instead of living the life they desire?
Oh! It must be that the religious right in America is using their power over government and their checkbooks to create discriminatory laws to prevent equality and to spread hate towards gays and lesbians!
Separation of church and state? Equality for all? What a joke.
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To quote you sir: “In regards to gay men and the gym, this is a well established fact and many, many gay men use the gym to “cruise” each other. Sadly, there are far too many graphic websites that offer first hand accounts of these situations if you do some basic googling. It really ruins the gym experience for those of us who simply want to stay in shape. Some gyms have been wholly claimed by gay people and straight people know to steer clear. It’s sad but a fact of life in many big cities.”
So, you admit that you surf the web looking for stories about gay encounters? Isn’t that one of your signs that a guy might be gay?? I am sorry, but you seriously contradict yourself here.
Other than surfing Playgirl and Hustler, what are your actual sources for any of your facts please?? Who are the real PHD’s and MD’s that you interviewed for this article?
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4:48 pm
Don’t heterosexual people go to the gym to “cruise.” It is kind of hard not to admire other people at the gym. Just because some gay people look to meet others there and some hook up doesn’t mean this doesn’t happen for straight people too.
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Are you people for real? Is this a joke?
“why do rabbits rape cats?” “Do gay pets go to heaven?” “how to spot a masturbator” “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people” WTF?
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Bullshit billings,you contradict yourself all the time and here is one of tehm.You responded to TanZanite’s post with the following:
“Hi, you do make some interesting points and as I have stated many times, this list is by no means comprehensive. Surely there are exceptions as well. In any event, I wanted to provide a launching pad for the discussion and I know many women who are in these troubled marriages are worried and need to be given some outline of where to start addressing things.”
But yet in the beginning.you stated this:
“Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:”
So which is it?
One or the other but not both..you really are starting to get caught with your own lies now billings…don’t start tripping yourself now.
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quote stevenson:
Hi, you do make some interesting points and as I have stated many times, this list is by no means comprehensive. Surely there are exceptions as well. In any event, I wanted to provide a launching pad for the discussion and I know many women who are in these troubled marriages are worried and need to be given some outline of where to start addressing things.
In regards to gay men and the gym, this is a well established fact and many, many gay men use the gym to “cruise” each other. Sadly, there are far too many graphic websites that offer first hand accounts of these situations if you do some basic googling. It really ruins the gym experience for those of us who simply want to stay in shape. Some gyms have been wholly claimed by gay people and straight people know to steer clear. It’s sad but a fact of life in many big cities. quote end
Dear me mr. stevenson. Seems to me you are including yourself in the group of men who just wants to stay in shape, yes? No manfull competion ot sportplay for you?
……like them showers mr. stevenson?
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“For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins, but a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.” –Hebrews 10:26-7.
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the specific bible verse is escaping me right now, but dude, if you’re gonna keep quoteing that the bible says being gay is wrong, re read the entire story of david and goliath. at one point, david and joshua (the king’s son) “unite their souls”, before he marries the king’s daughter.
yeah, as in david and joshua were gay. in YOUR BIBLE.
so…your own bible doesn’t say it’s wrong…i’m still looking for the verse where it explicitly says homosexuality is wrong.
fyi: people like you are the reason i left my church.
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leviticus 18 22 says that being gay is bad. However, there is tons of weird stuff in the old testament and many Christians believe that the Old Testament rules aren’t the end all be all. Accepting Jesus is what gets you to heaven.
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I find it strange this man is going around and trying to show women how to tell if there husbands are secretly gay. His advice would suit any man or woman for almost any situation. gay, online sex, gambling addictions, alcohol addictions, etc. But he talks about Gays..Why? Because he is scared of them, he has fears. He above most men is to be pitied, for he has let his fear rule him instead of bravely looking at them and over coming them rather then giving in to them. Even Jerry Falwell, despite the fact that he ran anti homosexual platforms, Had gay friends whom he would have over for supper on a regular basis. I am thinking Jerry was a closet gay himself, in denial but the tendancy was there.
Sir do you think there is a gay man under every bush? Have you been molested at some point? Why do you fear gay men?
I would like also to address his quoting of the bible. Leviticus is often used to show Homosexual activities are an abomination. But the christians say they are free from the law, so why are they still binding themselves by the law, instead of living free. Paul says all things are permissable, but not beneficial. I would assume that would cover being gay as well as eating non kosher food or the wearing of clothing of mixed materials, or the eating of Lobsters or shrimp, or shellfish, all which are abominations to the God as well. Of course they will qualify these things and come up with some excuse as to why one and not the others.. Just a bunch of white washed hypocritical thinking.
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this is the verse 1 Sam 18:1-4
18 And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. 2 And Saul took him that day, and would let him go no more home to his father’s house. 3 Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. 4 And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle.
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It was about jealousy I think…
17 Saul said to David, “Here is my older daughter Merab. I will give her to you in marriage; only serve me bravely and fight the battles of the LORD.” For Saul said to himself, “I will not raise a hand against him. Let the Philistines do that!”
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Dear Stephen,
I would strongly suggest a change of career/retirement. It is clear that you have NO knowledge what so ever of the book you base your life on… you have no understanding of how to interpret the passages, and are waaaaay too fast to quote scriptures, completely out of context. I am so happy I involved groups on Facebook on the matter of your ridiculous article. You should keep your homophobic rants to yourself – and your church(god willing they will not be damaged too much).
have you ever considered – that perhaps god in fact does want gay men… perhaps it something to do with … urm.. i dont know… over population? perhaps its that the children of today are being brainwashed by petty idiots such as yourself… and he is trying to prevent that.
god you American christians are just wrong! I dont know where you come off insulting major portions of the worlds population? and then basing it on your crappy “jesus loves”bull shit!
If he loves… why are you condemning on his behalf? Have you thought about what he would say about your article?
If you truly believe the bible … why not take a page from that book(LOL) and just love… stop hating. stop changing. stop! please
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9:36 am
Please, do not delude yourself. Gays are not “major portions of the world’s populations”.
I had gay friends and coworkers. Some of them are extremely intolerant and activists, walking with a chip on their shoulder like the world owes them. Truth is, nobody owes nobody else. Nobody is better than anybody else. As for this poor excuse of “journalistic” excrement, it comes across as a comedy piece. I can’t possibly take it seriously.
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I love this reply!
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I honestly had to look at the URL after I started reading. I looked over and over again as I read, thinking I was going to see The Onion written up there. This is hilarious. Really, really, funny stuff.
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I agree, totally Onion material.
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Here’s the chick’s end of it:
http://fakegrownups.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/is-your-wife-a-lesbian-top-10-ways-to-tell/
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wow…those are cute guys! are any single??
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Comedian, this website is satire. It’s not great satire, but it’s certainly fake. Stephenson B is playing a persona in responding to you. Hence why “he” never provides credentials to Claire and responds with ad hominems to ad hominems. It’s all a joke. Thoughtless and well-worn in some areas, but fictional nevertheless.
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Right…Jeez, shows that context is all important. I’d read and commented before I noticed some of the other articles on rabbits and dirty girls… Sad thing, gives people opposed to this kind of crap religious dog(ma)shit a bad rep as not being sharp enough to check it out before angrily commenting…I feel thoroughly chastised – thanks for being the sharp tool in the shed
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Not interested in your childish paranoid fantasies.
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This site has an article on a fictitious release of a Justin Bieber expansion of World of Warcraft. This site is obviously just a little more subtle sarcasm than the Onion. I think this article is meant to draw flies and chuckles by reflecting just how stupid all of these ideas are.
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Please stop spreading this nonsense. It really is far too childish for my time. I am honest and forthright about my opinions, why does that scare you people so much? It saddens me that children like you simply cannot comprehend or believe the faith community in this country. That is truly indicative of the cultural divide we’re experiencing right now. This is why so many of you left wingers don’t understand Sarah Palin’s supporters or the real anger behind the Tea Party movement. Yes, I cannot speak for each and every article on this website. We are an open community after all that accepts submissions from all sorts of people, so sometimes there is a diversity here that includes questionable writing. However, I am a journalist and a Christian and I’m patriotic. I just want to see the very best for this country. My work is perfectly in line with mainstream Evangelical Christianity today. If you know the works of people like Dr. James Dobson or Rev Robertson or the advocacy of men like Bill Donohue, Tony Perkins, Maggie Gallagher, etc. etc. you will see that. Well, God bless my friend and good luck.
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we fear you expresion of you openions because your openions are really scary.
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This is not satire? It would make the most sense to me. If it is not, then it is really sad.
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U really like to read about Sarah Palin and what she is about…. lengthy but informative… LOL
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/sarah-palin-201010?currentPage=8
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Sorry to burst the fun bubble, but this whole website is satire. Google “christwire satire” and you’ll find a few articles about how NBC and Huffington Post fell for this article, and then retracted/corrected it all.
Steve, brilliant writing–keep up the good work on the “unsaved world”. I’ll direct all the English satire students I know to your stuff.
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People of faith have long stood up for traditional morality in this country, yet today with the internet when you express the great tenets of Faith you are shouted down and called all sorts of vile names. The disinformation campaigns of you liberals is always in high gear, ready to disparage all sorts of Christians. Look at Stephen Colbert, he fakes being a conservative and a Christian to discredit Christianity in this country. If we had someone who did the same thing about one of your liberal pet causes (for example someone pretending to be homosexual or a Muslim), you people would scream bloody murder. Well, I’m not buying your nonsense nor do I see any reason why people should take your lies seriously. Crawl back under your rock.
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THIS ARTICLE I SUCK COCKS
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…Stephen Colbert is a Christian. A church-attending, bible school-teaching Christian. Honestly and truly. He just also thinks right-wing values are bad for our country.
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I have written exactly why frauds like Colbert are bad for this country. I don’t care if he claims to be a Christian, he’s still a negative influence on our children.
http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/19/
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getting a little hostile for a journalist, steve. the only thing we’ve got well documented at this point is that many christian republicans who preach moral superiority turn to have been gay all along. and now you’re gonna casually bring up muslims? god help us!
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Laura, journalists are human beings with beating hearts you know. The whole idea of the dispassionate media is a fraud and has been proven so by the subversive liberalism of many of your most prominent journalists over the years. Most sway Democrat and vote and donate their money in that way. As many studies have shown, the mainstream media tends to be far more liberal than ordinary Americans. Yes, I have Passion. Yes, I am a Christian and Yes I am not afraid to confront the lies of the liberal left in order to promote TRUTH.
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Are you seriously calling being a Muslim a “liberal pet cause” or have i misread what you have written.
Also, doesn’t it say in the Bible somewhere about love thy neighbor, and let he without sin cast the first stone?
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http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/sarah-palin-201010?currentPage=8
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So, I’ve read through a lot of the comments, and I see you doing more name calling than those that you claim to be using these “vile names.” You are doing the labeling, sir. Like someone else mentioned above, you have called anyone who disagreed with you “left wingers,” “liberals,” and “you people.”
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I happen to go to church with Stephen Colbert’s niece and attended the Catholic high school where his niece and sister work. He is in fact a practicing Catholic. Just because he is a Catholic doesn’t mean he has to agree with your crazy views based on fear, ignorance, misinterpretation, and a particularly dangerous brand of hate. I for example am a Catholic but I support gay rights.
To try and appeal to your mindset for a minute here lets pretend that being gay is wrong, which it isn’t. Did Jesus condemn and ostracize sinners? No, Jesus ate with sinners, adulterers and tax collectors. Jesus saved an adulterer from being stoned. Jesus forgave Mary Magdelene, a former prostitute. So why are you spreading hate on your website?
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Red flag: this guy is a “motivational children’s party planner” and “antique” collector? Um, talk about about riding the train to gay-ville!! It’s always the loudest opponents that turn out to be the very thing they claim to hate… so sad…
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Jay, that is an incredibly childish and mean-spirited thing to say. Typical of people who hate.
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“Jay, that is an incredibly childish and mean-spirited thing to say. Typical of people who hate.”
Sir, that is an incredibly childish and mean-spirited thing to say. But I guess you already know it’s typical of people who hate, since you said that already.
I have to state that if this isn’t satire, I feel particularly sorry for you. Do you need a hug, sir? Hate like this isn’t healthy, or normal.
PS. Why do no Christians who argue against being gay remember that bit about “loving thy neighbor as thyself”, or “do unto others as you would have them to unto you”, or HEAVEN FORBID “Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible tells me so”! I’m pretty sure that they didn’t keep the gay kindergartners from singing that.
PPS. You mentioned Dr. Schlessinger in another comment, and Leviticus. I have a letter for you, sir. On why using the bible, especially Leviticus, is about the stupidest argument ever, and it was written to Dr. Laura herself. Enjoy. http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
PPPS. Don’t stay in Narnia too long, there. You might free to death without the scarf that that other man tried to give to you.
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This article is filled with clichés that only a closeted homosexual would use in order to divert suspicion. Of all the signs listed, I would rank someone expressing such a opinion as number one on the list of suspicions.
It’s the worst load of cr… i’ve ever read. It’s just filled with uneducated assumptions and demeaning comments just for the sake of some hypocritical morality
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Half of these “signs,” are actually signs of insecurities. Anyone who cares about their physical appearance too much, is insecure no matter how confident or cocky they seem, it’s insecurities.
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Also if your husband has another man’s penis in his mouth he might be gay. Just saying.
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4:51 pm
God! what a silly article! the person who wrote it must be mentally challenge! Do some serious research about human sexuality. Is the author a closeted gay person?
by the way, gay men don’t marry women! get real.
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Angela, you are simply wrong when you state that gay men aren’t marrying women. Look at any of the number of links I have provided above. What about the most famous case, that of Democrat Governor McGreevy of New Jersey?
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Stephenson Billings, the man with two last names, are you sure you’re not having a fling with my husband because you sure have his number. I never considered using a phone to send text messages and being tired after a workout as red flags. The worry for me began when he started wearing feather boas to bed and doing Joan Rivers impressions in his sleep. Why not Don Rickles? Geez, I’d even settle for Steve Allen. Sometimes he’d even pass me an imaginery microphone and ask me to “keep ‘em going.” Then he’d sleepwalk onto the balcony and light up a Virginia Slim. Last night he made risotto. Yeah, risotto!
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John 8:7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”
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“You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.” –Leviticus 18:22
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The only verse Stevie actually follows, nevermind that Leviticus says that touching dead pig skin is unclean and cutting your hair is grounds for death, as well as the fact that poor eye-sight means that you can’t see God.
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Mr. Billings,
For the record, I AM a degreed journalist and active member of the Nat’l. Association of Broadcasters, Nat’l. Association of Black Journalists and Nat’l. Gay Journalists Association. Just because you can put subjects and verbs together in a coherent sentences on the internet DOES NOT make you a journalist, not to mention an investigative one! What you have written is what we in the business call “Yellow Journalism”. (I’m sure you’ll need to look up the definition)
First of all, your First Amendment Rights can only be violated by the government, NOT by other citizens exercising their First Amendment Rights to oppose and/or counteract your unsubstantiated comments.
As an openly gay man in a long term, 10+ years monogamous relationship, I find your comments incredibly inaccurate, sexist and oozing with hate. Ask yourself, “Who would Jesus denigrate?” the next time you start pecking away on your Cheeto’s-residue covered keyboard in the false name of Christianity.
Finally, your ramblings about “lean bodied, shirtless men”, “secret orgies”, and “being in the company of younger men” makes me wonder whether this article is more a manifesto of your own latent homosexual tendencies and possible deviant addiction to pedophilia. (which has nothing to do with openly gay men who are secure in their own sexual identity).
In the words of Shakespeare, “Methinks thou doth protest too much!” (I see you peeking out of the closet!)
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You make some very good points in your well written comments – they attest to the legitimacy of your being an authentic, committed journalist. As such, I felt compelled to reply.
This list is both humorous in the speculative details that ‘substantiate’ each of the points, and lamentable in the possibility that the author is actually earnest. If the latter is true, it does imply the possibility of him being a gay man, deeply “closeted” due to dogma that is based on misinterpretations of the Bible. This circumstance is unfortunate and brings up at least two significant points:
1. Most people do not understand that the Bible is comprised of translated and edited versions of numerous original texts by different transcriptionists.
2. Some people construe the Bible literally and fail to consider that current versions – and there are more than one – were intended for an audience who lived thousands of years ago, whose intellectual and educational levels were (presumably) substandard than contemporary people.
I am hopeful that eventually, people will become educated enough to understand these points and subsequently focus on the aspects of the Bible that promote kindness and love. Surely people would be happier and set positive examples through their day to day living that others not so inclined would want to emulate. Otherwise, we will continue to be mired in the unhappiness, frustration, insecurity and unwarranted fear that result in pontifications such as this frivolous and fallacious “Is My Husband GAY?” piece.
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As one journalist to another, let me just say your commentary crosses the line.
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More like, from one hack to a legit journalist, and how does that cross the line? Oh right, he called you out on your bullshit.
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The “symptoms” described here apply to just about every net addict or metrosexual. I’m sure a few are gay, but most just need to get lives. Kinda like what you should be doing. At least get an education. You give decent Christians a bad name.
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“Decent Christians”? Who are you to claim what the mainstream of Christianity is today? You’re out of touch, my friend, if you think you speak for decency since my work is strictly aligned with the vast majority of America’s Christian leaders working right now. I base my teaching and my journalism on the work of many other experts, from Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Famlly to Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council, to name but a few. Do you support people like Pastor Joel Osteen or Rev. Robertson at all?
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Dude.. really? haha ok, im catholic and this article is ridiculous, i mean i understand the “concern” u might have for other people marriage, but you are sooo wayyyy off, let me tell you, if someone is gay and they are married i guaranty you their wifes know about it… i mean i think you are trying to help.. but really if you want to write at article about this stuff… i dont know.. THINK FIRST! going to the gym? going to big cities? trendy clothes? really? try harder..try this, when u sitting there where ever u sit, at night, “thinking” what to write.. try dedicating a for more seconds to it, then go outside, and ask the first person u run into, if what u are writing makes any sense..thats a start, good luck!
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Please, everyone, this whole site is parody and satire. Most of your responses are noble, but a waste here.
And to those of you saying people are stupid for not recognizing the humorous nature of these articles, stop being asses. Good satire can appear completely serious, and the assumed mindset in this article is common among the fundie polemicists. If someone only encountered this article believing it to be sincere – and were unfamiliar with website as a whole, I’m not surprised so many took it seriously. How long did it take you to figure it out?
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This is a fuckin symphony of FAIL. What I’ve learned so far:
• Being gay is worse for your husband that his crystal meth habit
• The shame of being outed is worse than a sexless marriage
• I love porn, therefore I’m gay
• Me winking at other men MIGHT be a sign I’m gay, not a full on fuckin billboard like I thought.
• I need to share my germs spit and saliva with my wife, along with including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.
• Metrosexual = homosexual
• If a good work out and running 7 miles makes me too tired to fuck my wife, I’m a flaming faggot.
• Steam rooms are for fags only.
• Nice deodorant, faggot.
• Emo fags are fags after all.
• Choking a bitch during anal might mean I’m gay.
• Thinking John Holmes is hung might mean I like donger.
• All you business men who go to Thailand from SF ….ur as gay as Clay.
• I need to stop watching Glee.
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LOL – I agree The COmedian! This fellar is just talking crazy talk now and is reflecting his own prejudices as opposed to the true teachings of Jesus.
Follow Jesus, not this guy. He brings punishment on himself for misleading the sheep form their true Shepherd. Watch you do not err into heresy here Stephenson.
You will bring the punishment of God Himself upon you for misleading even one soul form the Good Shepherd. i suggest you take a sabbatical and go immerse youself in the New Testament for a good while before you take on any true followers of Jesus. You are preaching hatred int he name of Jesus and I would not want to be in your shoes in front of the Judgment Seat.Take heed for your very own soul. You are not fit to lead His Children.
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Troll bait
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“Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages.”
Source?
Have you ever heard the term “differential diagnosis”? In the medical field a differential diagnosis is a different disease or condition that can cause the same symptoms as the disease that is suspected. For example, a woman goes to her gynecologist because she’s experiencing cramping in between periods. The doc suspects endometriosis, but a differential diagnosis would be uterine cancer, because uterine cancer also produces cramping.
So, I’m going to come up with “differential diagnoses” for the “symptoms”, for lack of a better word, you listed for homosexuality.
So, here we go:
“1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers”
Differential dx:
-working
-communicating with old buddies
-playing or surfing the net in order to wind down before bed
-doing research
-posting on bigoted sites like christwire
-having an affair with another WOMAN
“3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups”
Differential dx:
-he’s not religious
-he has something better to do
-he has a lot on his mind
“4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home”
Differential dx:
-he doesn’t want his gender to be viewed as smelly, disgusting apes
-he believes in women’s rights and thus pitches in to help out around the house
“Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell.”
Yeah, and then they shower, so they don’t smell anymore!
“5) Gym membership but no interest in sports”
Gyms have nothing to do with sports. Just because one believes in exercising and strengthening the body doesn’t mean that they have to like sports. I don’t belong to a gym, but my mom has several pieces of exercise equipment in our living room that we share. Tossing a ball around has nothing to do with gyms and gym memberships.
“Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms.”
Oh give me a fucking break! Gay men use gyms to work out, not to have sex in bathrooms!
“They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play.”
So do I and many other people, gay and straight. Is that a crime?
“If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.”
Yeah…or perhaps he’s simply tired from, uh…exercising?
“If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.”
Straight people practice sodomy all the time and it has nothing to do with latent homosexual desires. If you do the same thing all the time, it gets monotonous, does it not? So, you try to change things up a bit. It works the same way in the bedroom. Heck, sometimes it’s the woman who wants to try the anal sex, not the guy! The same thing is true for S&M, role-play, and sex toys. As for lubricant, oftentimes lube is needed for vaginal intercourse if the woman does not manage to self-lubricate enough. Trust me, I’ve never had sex but I masturbate, and it not pleasant if the vagina is not lubricated enough.
“9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia”
Differential dx:
-he has a secret girlfriend in those places
-he’s looking for hookers
-he’s on business
-he’s a pedophile who goes to Asia for the female child prostitutes
-he likes to get away
“10) Too many friendly young male friends”
You mean like you and your little camping buddies?
Did you ever consider that perhaps these are just his “pals”?
“11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group.”
So you’re saying that females are sassy? Go fuck yourself with something hard and sand-papery.
“It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture”
No it’s not. Boys have always made fun of me for liking sci-fi. And these were straight boys, obviously, because I’ve never been made fun of by a gay guy.
“He may be craving physical affirmation from other men”
Or he could be showing off for the ladies. Ever consider that?
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Mind if I add some stuff to that list Claire?
//It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.//
So straight-guys can’t enjoy an actually decent romance plot or have a softer side period or else they’re gay? They have to constantly be all ‘tough ‘n buff’ because that’s how everyone is supposed to see straight guys? Or is that how you were beaten and raised, that if you had a softer side, that you were instantly labeled as gay?
//Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks? He may be craving physical affirmation from other men and desperately looking for hints of shared desires in those around him.//
Because guys don’t show off to impress women, that’s just stupid! Am I right? No, if a dude’s topless on the streets, it’s because he wants the penis, he hates it when women ogle at his chest.
//Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?//
So the majority of times a guy does this it’s because he’s gay? Never mind that he: may lose his house, has problems with his wife over various issues, thinks he’s going to lose his job/has lost his job, has his friends abandon him, having to deal with a mistake he made several years ago that continues to haunt him to this day, spent time, effort, or money on any kind of project just to have the entire thing blow up in their face, and god knows what else. Nope, it’s more than likely that deep down his gay and can’t handle being gay, even though most people tend to not care about sexuality these days to warrant the self-hate.
//This is an important question to ask yourself when your marriage starts to have problems. Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships.//
What statistics? Exactly how often do women date a gay guy and manage to do it several times? It sounds more like if a woman dates several men and in the process they all realize their gay or become gay, then it’s probably just bad luck rather than some phenomenon. Either that, or she’s done something to turn them all off and they’re using ‘I’m gay’ as an excuse to leave her.
//Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he’s trying to hide something from you. Be on the lookout for a man who doesn’t want to web surf or answer phone calls in your presence. Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.//
Or maybe there’s the fact that the man may be ashamed of his wife’s sexual performance or his performance, or maybe one of them has become boring, or maybe there are certain things he enjoys that he doesn’t feel comfortable telling about and doesn’t want her to think otherwise. Not only that, everyone has their own secrets that they SHOULDN’T tell someone else. Sometimes it’s simple, other times it isn’t. If you know too much about the other person, then things get boring. To go back to the whole thing with porn, there has to be some serious trouble at the start if a guy is resorting to essentially ‘pre-marriage porn stash’ to get off.
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actually a lot of marriage has been saved by porn
yetI think Billings is the one Homosexual because over 200 Millions people worldwide are atheist and don,t want to go to church so ya saying that around 200 millions of people are Gay because they don,t go to church
what about priest who rapes altarboy ?
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Hi, I will try to dig through your comment but I believe you have made many grave errors of comprehension. Some of your points are needlessly hostile.
1) There are natural differences between the brains of men and women and it’s well-known that certain types of shows appeal to homosexuals. If a man suddenly embraces perfume and body glitter, would that not make you wonder? Where is the line? Well, I think it’s helpful to start this discussion and try to pinpoint those elements of our culture that appeal specifically to the homosexuals.
2) See my comment to Claire below. I am talking about situations when it’s evident the men are showing off for each other. There are many times when you can encounter a group of shirtless males without girls, in public parks, etc.
3) You’re misinterpreting me if you think every male alcoholic is homosexual. However, every women who has discovered a homosexual husband has noted this as a common trait. Your tone gets a bit ridiculous here, as if you’re not really trying to absorb my point but simply making trouble.
4) As noted below in my reply to Claire, porn addiction is one thing that men in marriage suffering from homosexuality have in common. In fact, it’s their web histories that give them away, when their wives discover this! If you read the testimonals as I have, you will see this topic come up time and again. I.e.:
“Possession of homosexual pornography (videos, magazines, photos stored on his computer). If your husband has consistently viewed homosexual pornography, on the computer (check the history in your internet browser!) remember that he probably would not be doing this if he did not enjoy it. It is simply too risky an activity to merely “check out”.” Heather Cram author of You’re What?! Survival Strategies for Straight Spouses.
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You’re a bigoted, extremely uninformed low life piece of shit, people like you need to be wiped off the face of this planet. You disgust me.
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What would Ahmadinejad say? Probably what you just said. You’re no better than the author of this article.
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I do not usually comment directly on a phrase a person has written, Claire and The Comedian do a superb job of that already and I do not wish to usurp that. I do not break down an article bit by bit because, between Claire and The Comedian, it would just be redundant. However, on this particular comment, and because you are so special, I will comment on this:
1) I believe the homosexual line is when, if you are male, you wish to put a penis in your mouth. Provided that, you might think about accepting that you may be gay. Barring that, although I have no love of fashion, I do not hold that as evidence for a person’s sexuality.
2) I won’t comment on this one. I think it speaks for itself.
3) This is hardly a case of ‘Alcoholism is linked to Homosexuality’ rather a classic case of ‘Alcoholism linked to depression’ or ‘Alcoholism linked to stress’. You ‘evidence’ needs to backup your conclusions.
4) You might clarify this to mean ‘gay porn’ as a sign of homosexuality to alleviate some of that confusion. What if you never look at ‘gay porn’? What if you only look at, say, women masturbating. Would that make you gay? How about heterosexual intercourse? Or lesbians?
These hypothetical situations are assuming you are male. I did this deliberately, because I noticed the people are LESS bothered by a homosexual relationship between two women than they are by two men. At least, in the community I am in now.
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Mr. Billings, are you REALLY a moron or do you just play one on the internet?
Your list is ridiculous, you’re just too dense to realize it. As an actual mental health professional, I can tell you that the “problem” as you state it is NOT porn, The Golden Girls or homosexuality. It is close-minded religious bigots who guilt people into trying to be something they’re not. It IS a shame that there are people who feel so strongly that the people who SHOULD love them unconditionally and only want them to be happy will reject them if they decide to live the life that feels right and natural to them that they get married to a member of the opposite sex to try to be something they’re not. Their (usually) unsuspecting spouse IS a victim in that scenerio, but not of homosexuality, of bigotry and religious intolerance. People who quote the Bible to suit them. Leviticus also states that eating shellfish is an abomination. So where is your list of ways to know if your spouse is going to Red Lobster?
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8:46 pm
You state that EVERY woman reported alcoholism as a common trait when discovering a homosexual husband.
It has also been discovered that EVERY serial killer has had episodes of bedwetting beyond the age of 6 years old. Following your logic that perceived excessive alcohol usage can indicate homosexuality; society should be concerned for any child who wets his or her bed beyond the age of 6, as this may indicate a future in killing.
I wonder if we can find some common childhood traits that ALWAYS, EVERY TIME lead to homosexuality in one partner in a marriage, while the other partner is somehow completely oblivious…I am sure there is a study out there.
*(at which point, the question becomes not whether or not the partner is homosexual or whether or not a person is a serial killer; but rather, what we should do with these children who are clearly predestined to become homosexual partners in a heterosexual marriage or serial killers, respectively).
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In one of Stevie’s earlier comments he wrote: “porn addiction is one thing that men in marriage suffering from homosexuality have in common”…
I wasn’t aware that homosexuality was an ailment one suffers from. You are a bigot. The bible teaches acceptance. Practice in the mirror.
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Really, Stephenson? EVERY WOMAN? You’ve rounded them all up and interviewed them? My father, who was married to my mother, was gay (he passed away 15 years ago) and he didn’t drink at all; not even socially. So I guess you missed one. Which is really surprising considering how otherwise well informed and correct the article is. /sarcasm
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I see you used sarcasm! Aha! This must mean you’re GAY.
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Dear Author,
I really do beg that you read this post and think about its message and absorb it as you wish for us to absorb your ill-conceived thoughts. I write to educate you in the ways of the lord that I know and also the ways of our common day man.
Well… to be completely honest I thought this article was in satire upon reading it and even upon my completion did I still think it was humor.
And as heinous as most of your points are I think I will only talk about the select few I can remember without needing to scroll up. Here is a real bombshell: if my girlfriend of 2 years were to read this article and believe it, I’d be done for. So think of how many relationships you have ended that there wasn’t any problem.
You’re probably wondering why she would have ended it, so I am going to tell you.
1) I do have a gym membership and I go shirtless a lot, even with girls not around especially outside because sometimes its hot. Less clothing = less heat…
2) I watch a lot of porn, and it has nothing to do with homosexuality because I enjoy sexual activity more frequently than my girlfriend.
3) I stay up late on my computer all the time when I can’t sleep not to be gay as you so eloquently put it but in order to post on dumb articles such as your very own.
4) Just because I or anyone else for that matter watches Days of our LIves or Glee does not make me/us gay. It simply means we have different taste. Watching ESPN or SPIKETv does not make me a man. Also I am willing to bet there is NO scientific evidence to back up you saying homosexuals tend to enjoy certain shows.
5) Men do get dirty yes… but impressing the female portion of our population requires us not to be apes like you and your “straight man”. All through highschool I made sure I never wore the same outfit or article within 2 weeks. I alway woke up two hours before class to take a shower where I used Bath and Body Works products and exfoliated daily even spent 20 minutes fixing my hair each morning. I’ve had chemical peals and even had a dozen manicures. Does that make me gay? No. It means I liked having 13 girls on each arm at all times. Also wearing tight “trendy” clothes gets you laid. Try it.
6) If someone isn’t religious it doesn’t mean that they are gay… if anything as a christian you should witness to them and tell them why they should be not chase them away by accusing them of your “abomination” speak – which i digress, is in the old testament so unless you’re jewish doesn’t really apply to you – and falsely indoctrinated propaganda.
7) And for the record heavy drinking is common in anybody with personel problems… it doesn’t just apply to gays… If someone has a personel problem they are ashamed of (not to say being gay is something to be ashamed of and certainly not as much as you make it out to be which makes their situation exponentially harder) drinking would help them to forget no matter what it is. People drink when they’re depressed. It doesnt help that your articles are making their wives skeptical of their preference.
Your logic is flawed, your religious beliefs are not the work of the lord, and you certainly are the most bigoted, intolerant, fascist, worthless excuse for a writer that I have ever had the displeasure in learning about.
Another religious tid-bit… all sins are equal, so you lying about your “medical research” is just as bad in the eyes of the lord as homosexuality. And always remember, Judge not lest ye be judged. I bid you good day, and I will pray for you that god forgives your ignorance and will have mercy on you.
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“it is well known” does not constitute a reputable source any more so than does “some people say” or “i have heard.”
now if you’d cited a peer reviewed study or any scientific data (i know, science with its tested theories and supportable evidence is bogus to you) you’d have been onto something.
your “research” as it stands is specious at best.
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While it is possible that some respondents are overreacting to your article, their use of hyperbole is a device to demonstrate the ridiculous nature of your article. It’s called ‘satire’. Which, I’m praying like hell, is it what you were attempting in the first place!
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//There are many times when you can encounter a group of shirtless males without girls, in public parks..\\
Seriously? That’s not a sign they might be gay, but wearing a speedo at the beach to show off a lean and athletic body is a sign a guy’s gay??
Well then; To All The Lifegaurds!! We Now Know You Are All Gay!!!
Come on, seriously??
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Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to… succumb to stereotypes.
You’ll do much better to understand that not all gay men look like ’90s (or for that matter, ’70s) television stereotypes. I’m as queer as a three-dollar bill, but I can’t stand celebrity gossip web sites. Almost nobody who met me would jump to thinking “he’s gay”, but that’s because being gay simply isn’t the most interesting thing about me. I also dress “butch” (no tight jeans or teen-style t-shirts), I go to the gym to actually work out, and I don’t use perfume-y body products, ever.
Kudos to commenter Clare, above, for having a clue. The “hints” in this article are useful for driving gossip and paranoia, but are hogwash from a diagnostic standpoint.
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Homosexual contact is common in the “wet” areas of health clubs and spas. I have seen this well over a hundred times. The shower is a “cruising” area where men strut and pose, and proceed to enter the steam room. Once the steam reaches the point of decreased visibility, then mutual masturbation or oral sodomy can occur without being visible to all. Men should always wear footwear in these areas, and avoid sitting in steam rooms because there are boys erupting in there with some frequency.
The big giveaway is not necessarily if your husband goes to the gym, but look for these signs:
Is he there more than an hour? Virtually all exercise routines can be completed in less time.
Does he shower there? Normal men avoid locker rooms today, because societal prohibition against homosexuality has evaporated, encouraging SSA (same sex attraction) behavior there. If he showers and returns in an hour, you are okay. If he’s there for 2 hours, you have problems.
The biggest giveaway: HOW WET IS HIS TOWEL WHEN HE COMES BACK? Feel a towel after you’ve taken a shower at home, and you realize it’s barely damp. If he comes back from the gym after 3 hours and needs to wring out his sopping wet towel before hanging it up and it’s still wet the next morning, then he is frolicking in the showers and the steam room. You are most certainly married to a poofter.
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And how did you come up with this b/s? Personal research or pure fantasy?
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Adam, as a homosexual do you deny that gay men use the locker rooms of gyms to have sex?
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There’s a thing called ‘no doubt’ and ‘blanketing’ when it comes to information. No one doubts that there are people who get it on at a gym, but it’s completely different to say that ALL gay men bang each other at one. All you’re doing is making a blanket statement and assume everything covered by what you said means that the person in question is gay.
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I never said “all men” do it at the gym. Clearly I have visited a gym and do not engage in this behavior. I think it’s rather ridiculous for you to suggest that I meant something I did not. You’re incredible at jumping to absurd conclusions. It has become your modus operandi around here, hasn’t it?
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//I never said “all men” do it at the gym. Clearly I have visited a gym and do not engage in this behavior. I think it’s rather ridiculous for you to suggest that I meant something I did not. You’re incredible at jumping to absurd conclusions. It has become your modus operandi around here, hasn’t it?//
You’re the one jumping to absurd conclusions, I’m just showing you that your logic is flawed and retarded. You make a conspiracy in your head and attach to it, occasionally throwing in a random article that has hardly anything to do with the subject, but through your own asinine stupidity, you think it’s completely related.
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Personally I think this article shows poor grammar and verbiage; especially after reading the author’s comments of what he “really” meant. My guess is that the author just found a hot topic that would obviously lead to more views to his page. I’m sure the majority of the views to this site are from gay men looking for a good laugh. Personally, I’d be insulted if he had half the brain of rest of the human race. It’s close minded people like him that keep people from moving forward. You have nothing to gain by pushing other people beneath you.
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author said:
Why do you INSIST on using the term ‘homosexual’ all the time, when clearly the natural, common, preferred term is ‘gay’ or ‘gay man’?
Even you slip up and use ‘gay’ or ‘gay man/men’ sometimes, yet you insist on the forced, stilted, clinical ‘homosexual’ terminology.
Because you want to be sure to objectify and dehumanize us as much as possible.
Look at that, I answered my own question.
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9:48 pm
To “Noone Important”:
Anyone who reads my work knows that I am consistent and write with a single worldview, whatever the topic it is that I am addressing. Your comment that my grammar is poor is rather childish and absurd. I write often and have commented here to defend the integrity of my piece. Sure, sometimes I make a small typo here and there, but that’s not enough to deserve the harsh response you have posted. I suspect you’re simply hostile and looking for a way to insult me. Not to worry, your ad hominem antics will not slow me down. Well, God bless you.
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//Your comment that my grammar is poor is rather childish and absurd. I write often and have commented here to defend the integrity of my piece.//
Yet you still misspell more than your fair share of words, so you’re just bitching that someone called you out on it.
//Sure, sometimes I make a small typo here and there, but that’s not enough to deserve the harsh response you have posted.//
SOMETIMES?! Every single one of your posts has at least one typo in it, you can’t defend your position of calling someone childish when not only they’re right, but you PROVED THEM RIGHT IN COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.
//I suspect you’re simply hostile and looking for a way to insult me. Not to worry, your ad hominem antics will not slow me down. Well, God bless you.//
The only thing you’ve said right so far, that no matter how hard we pound into your skull how retarded and insane you are, you simply don’t learn. You’re like a child who burnt his hand on a stove-top and after crying about it, kept putting his hand back on just to be burnt again.
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By the way mister stephen, I am a woman, and have enjoyed having sex in a secluded part of the gym with my BOYFRIEND. Just because a guy is having sex in a gym, doesn’t mean he’s gay
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–Homosexual contact is common in the “wet” areas of health clubs and spas. I have seen this well over a hundred times–
William, really, it’s not really about the exercise & health for you, is it?
I mean . . . “over a hundred times”? Really? Perhaps the reason is more regarding the Health Clubs & Spa’s you frequent?
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Yes, I would say you are correct, this is probably common in some health clubs, but probably doesn’t happen at all in others. This does not occur at the gym I go to now, but I saw it regularly at another gym in the same chain. The same guys are in the locker room when you arrive, they are there when you return from your workout, and they are still there in the locker room when you leave. And they are the same guys all the time. I think you certainly can’t jump to conclusions about a guy going to the gym. But if you grab the wrong towel off the hook in the shower and get one that belongs to a frolicker (I hope that term doesn’t seem judgmental), it’s amazing how wet their towels can be! I think the 3 Hour / Wet Towel Test is quite a valid measurement. Although I would qualify that by adding that it has to happen REPEATEDLY.
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ZOMG! *dies laughing* Look who knows a LOT about what goes on in steam rooms. BTW, I’m gay, and I’ve never seen action go on at the gym. Steam rooms or otherwise.
(Perhaps I’m going to the wrong gym?)
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It’s so funny the double standard that exists. I’m not gay, but I imagine if I was, and liked guys (er shudder) as much as I dig girls (ooh, unshudder) then I’d hang out in a gym change room. If only the girls would let me hang out in theirs.
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You’ve seen this well over a hundred times? What gym are you going to exactly? Because if its not the YMCA the Village People go to, I highly doubt that’s an accurate number. I doubt you’ve seen this well over one time. Even if everything you say is perfectly true and your description of the gym is correct, I would still refuse to believe that you have personally witnessed any sort of homosexual activity well over a hundred times and here’s why:
First off, you claim that these homosexual outbreaks occur in the steam room when the steam is too thick to see anybody. According to your own account, you literally would not be able to see this happening, and therefore wouldn’t know about this unless you were participating or sitting uncomfortably close to someone who was.
Secondly, if you had seen this happening multiple times, it means that you would have had to see it once, then repeatedly go back for more. And while your homophobia suggests that you are probably a closeted homosexual yourself, I get the feeling that if you were an active participant in these oh-so-frequent gay gym sexcapades, you wouldn’t be on this website bragging about your extensive knowledge of them.
And lastly, you claim that “Normal men avoid locker rooms today, because societal prohibition against homosexuality has evaporated, encouraging SSA (same sex attraction) behavior there.” You’re clearly saying that it’s common knowledge to straight men that gay men are having sex in the locker rooms, and therefore, avoid them. I hate to be repetitive, but this again suggests that you would have known exactly what was going on even before witnessing it “well over a hundred times” and could have prevented yourself from seeing it if you wanted to.
Oh, and also, “SSA” doesn’t stand for “same sex attraction,” it stands for “side side angle.” But I don’t expect you to know that as I’m sure you believe geometry is a sin, or the anti-christ, or something of that nature.
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“oral sodomy”
what the heck is that? Sodomy is anal inter-course, so are you saying that guys tongue each other’s butts in the steam room??
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I also like how the only ones that make any sense are the ones that are painfully obvious. What’s that, flirting with other men and whacking off to dude-porn might point to homosexuality? I feel so enlightened!
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Hi Claire, thanks for the comment. As for the specifics up there,
1) Here’s the source for my 2 million number: “Along with other high-profile examples such as evangelist leader Ted Haggard and former Congressman Mike Huffington, there are an estimated 2 million to 4 million gay people who are or have been married to straight spouses.” — “The McGreevey Effect: Is Your Husband Gay?”, ABC News, April 24, 2007.
2) The differential diagnosis theory is relevant, but we’re talking about a combination of symptoms and factors here that a woman can use to identify if her husband is having a homosexual lifestyle. I’m not saying each and every point is ironclad, but if a man is suffering from several of these points then yes, there should be cause for alarm. I am suggesting that if a woman worries about her husband being gay (and many do!), that they need a solid list of things to look for and that’s what I have provided.
3) As for computer use, almost every woman who has discovered that her husband is gay lists this as a common trait. It’s just too easy for men to connect to gays via pornography or chat rooms online.
4) Gyms used to be places for athletes to prepare for sports. Now, we have men who just pump up particular muscles without working out their entire bodies. Actual sports can be great workouts for muscles you would not think of standing in front of a mirror lifting weights. As for the sex part, I have a link in the article (NSFW!) that shows a gay man talking about how he has sex at the gym. It is quite common and if you were in the men’s locker room, you’d be aware of this. Particularly at the YMCA.
5) Travel: adultery when it happens, mostly happens outside the home. Many men use business trips for this purpose. Whether it’s gay or straight, it happens during travel. Differential is not adding anything to this idea here.
6) Not all females are sassy, but you certainly exhibit a bit of back talk when you post here.
7) A men who specifically goes shirtless in the company of other men should raise eyebrows. There is a type of guy who does this during the warm months, and you can see it at barbecues, etc. They drink beer and wrestle, etc. Women don’t have to be present for this to happen.
Thanks for the questions! I hope this clears up your confusion.
Stephenson Billings, Investigative Journalist
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“if a man is suffering from several of these points then yes, there should be cause for alarm.”
Alarm? I don’t think so.
“It’s just too easy for men to connect to gays via pornography or chat rooms online.”
Just like it’s easy for men to connect to other women via porn or online chat rooms.
“Gyms used to be places for athletes to prepare for sports.”
Well, too bad for you. Nowadays they’re for men and women to become physically fit without competition and aggression.
“I have a link in the article (NSFW!) that shows a gay man talking about how he has sex at the gym.”
WOW! One man? Well, that certainly means that ALL gays have sex in gyms.
“Not all females are sassy, but you certainly exhibit a bit of back talk when you post here.”
I’m simply employing my right to express my opinions to somebody who demonizes everything that I hold dear.
“Thanks for the questions! I hope this clears up your confusion.”
Don’t patronize me. I wasn’t confused about anything, you fat fuck.
“Stephenson Billings, Investigative Journalist”
I believe you mean “Stephenson Billings, Blogger”. Or have you simply forgotten the multitude of times that I’ve requested your credentials (which is well within my rights) and you’ve either sidestepped the issue, joked about it, or flat-out refused? So don’t pull that “Investigative Journalist” shit with me.
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Claire, I’m sorry but your reply was not constructive. You did not add much to the conversation here, just unfounded anger and silly back talk. What is your point? It doesn’t seem that you have one. You just want to scream, “I don’t like it!” I’m sorry about that, but for women dealing with issue this is important!
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“You just want to scream, “I don’t like it!””
Have you taken a look at your “articles” recently? If you’re not complaining about gays, you’re complaining about the Golden Girls, cats, video gamers, Betty White, music groups, masturbation, fag hags, Ghost Hunters, Bill Murray, or hipsters.
So, in essence, every single thing you’ve ever written for this site is screaming “I don’t like it!”
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claire may not have added a lot but then she doesn’t have to. you see there are 2 ways to argue like this. one is provideing a new argument. the other is debunking your oponets argument.
claire is doing the later. why provide new arguments when she might as well make all your arguments irrelvant.
and as claire said you yourself do nothing but scream i don’t like so you have basicly admited that you provide nothing what so ever when you post one of these articles.
it’s unhelpful and childish as you would say.
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Jazze, why must you always turning this into an argument about arguing?
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because that is basicly what this is.
when you provide belifs like this publicly you invite to an argument.
if you simply provided facts i would not be able to do this now would i? but this is openianted and biased belifs and as such when ever you bring it up and declare that this is how the world is or this is how we should live you have invited me and everyone else to opose you. that is how free speech work.
once again i’ll turn the blame back at you, why could you not just shut up when “the liberals” started tothat christian guy with the gay prostitute? or when people made zombie jesus jokes. or made fun of the pope. why did you have to turn that into an argument?
i told you why we do what we do. why is that so hard to understand?
free speech have consequnces, live with them.
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You wrote: “What is your point? It doesn’t seem that you have one. You just want to scream, “I don’t like it!” I’m sorry about that, but for women dealing with issue this is important!”
Hi, Stephenson Billings.
I am a woman dealing with this issue. Of course the issue in question is the fact that there are people that might read your article without thinking you’re a lunatic.
As Claire pointed out, where ARE your credentials? It’s ridiculous to claim you’re an investigative journalist and not have any… especially since investigative journalists conduct research (no this does not mean asking for anecdotes from a handful of women in your community) and deliver the TRUTH, which is completely absent in this article.
You can’t just put on the “investigative journalist” hat without submitting your work to some scrupulous fact-checking. Please publish the list of your sources.
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I am a womyn. I am married to a man. I grew up a tom-girl I love sports, I like working on my cars, and painting walls and fixing things. I love to have sex with my husband. I like porn, I love to watch two lesbians getting off! I love to make love to a womyn. I have 2 children. I love them. So please Analyze me! I need ur imput..Am I gay?
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Claire, my name is Amy and this post made me fall for you. >:U
This guy is simply incredible. His audacity to side-step around the issue YET AGAIN about him proving documents about being an investigative journalist made me come buckets. (In before he debates that women don’t ejaculate or have an orgasm.)
Keep fighting the good fight, sister. For now, I’ll sleep next to my straight husband. He might be gay though since he’s in the Navy. MANLY MENS EVERYWHERE. I’d go gay too (since it’s totally a choice to be what you’re attracted to) if I were around hawt mens with their little white hats.
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In before he debates that women don’t ejaculate or have an orgasm.
…are you serious….dude, i know you’re a guy and all but please have some knowledge of the female body before posting things like this…
and amy, can i have a link to that article?
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your so right dahling,
the greatest thing about gay being a choice is all the straight peoples who choose to be straight despite having those gay impulses
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Your source for the 2 million figure says:
“Along with other high-profile examples such as evangelist leader Ted Haggard and former Congressman Mike Huffington, there are an estimated 2 million to 4 million gay people who are or have been married to straight spouses.”
This says nothing about the number of gay man *currently* married to women. It only talks about *currently or previously* married couples. There might only be 1 million, 10,000 or none currently (yes, this is unlikely, but I don’t know the answer any more than you do).
Funny post though!
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LOL you heard someone speculate about 2 to 4 million and that’s your source. Glenn Beck said some university he couldn’t remember the name of said a million people showed up for his 9/12 thing, that was on tv too…people on the SciFi channel claim to hunt ghosts. Seriously, you’re basing an article on rumors?
Also, you seem very well versed in where gay men have sex and how to spot them. Has your wife read your article?
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My source is ABC News. That’s not good enough for you?
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No, the sloppy piece of trash that ABC tried to call journalism is not good enough. Ted Haggard said, well ok, that’s good enough! Seriously, can they explain how they got those figures? Blind surveys taken from a sample of what population? I can’t imagine Kinsey got people to open too easily about their private sex lives and it took years to collect his data, along with trust and compassion. Somehow I don’t see people being honest with someone as inflammatory as Ted Haggard and some congressman. Aside from a non-reputable source, which lacked its own sources to begin with (shame on ABC news!- have they heard of peer-reviewed scientific psychology journals? The answer to that will probably make me sad), the rest of your article is full of stereotypes and hatred. Of course it can’t be easy for a family that is dealing with a husband or wife coming out. But you sound as if homosexuals are barely human and are just out to hurt their poor defenseless stupid wives. Remember that underneath your bigotry, there are real people who love each other, even if it’s in a way you don’t understand, and they don’t need venom. You may think you’re helping, but do you really think telling women that their husbands lied to them and didn’t care if they hurt them is helping? It’s hard enough. I sincerely hope anyone going through something like this never finds your article.
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Yes, I agree SciFi Ghosthunters is indeed absurd. In fact, I has written extensively on that show.
Should the People Behind the SciFi Ghost Hunter TV Program Be Jailed For Fraud?
http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/2010/08/02/187/
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saying stupid stuff about gays without a cause is being a repressed homosexual.
Work your attitude and be a man.
By man i mean “have guts to declare ur gay”
or “have guts to accept that not everyone is like you”.
don’t give irrational hate a chance.
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As an actual practicing journalist who does investigative work, among other types and who’s been asked to speak in front of professional journalism groups and graduate schools of journalism, I’ll take issue with your article on strict journalistic grounds. (I dropped by because I know a lot of professional writers who are mocking the poor quality of the reporting.)
>> 1) Here’s the source for my 2 million number: “Along with other high-profile examples such as evangelist leader Ted Haggard and former Congressman Mike Huffington, there are an estimated 2 million to 4 million gay people who are or have been married to straight spouses.” — “The McGreevey Effect: Is Your Husband Gay?”, ABC News, April 24, 2007. <> 2) The differential diagnosis theory is relevant, but we’re talking about a combination of symptoms and factors here that a woman can use to identify if her husband is having a homosexual lifestyle. I’m not saying each and every point is ironclad, but if a man is suffering from several of these points then yes, there should be cause for alarm. I am suggesting that if a woman worries about her husband being gay (and many do!), that they need a solid list of things to look for and that’s what I have provided.<> 3) As for computer use, almost every woman who has discovered that her husband is gay lists this as a common trait. It’s just too easy for men to connect to gays via pornography or chat rooms online. <> 4) Gyms used to be places for athletes to prepare for sports. Now, we have men who just pump up particular muscles without working out their entire bodies. Actual sports can be great workouts for muscles you would not think of standing in front of a mirror lifting weights. As for the sex part, I have a link in the article (NSFW!) that shows a gay man talking about how he has sex at the gym. It is quite common and if you were in the men’s locker room, you’d be aware of this. Particularly at the YMCA. <> 5) Travel: adultery when it happens, mostly happens outside the home. Many men use business trips for this purpose. Whether it’s gay or straight, it happens during travel. Differential is not adding anything to this idea here.<> 6) Not all females are sassy, but you certainly exhibit a bit of back talk when you post here. <> 7) A men who specifically goes shirtless in the company of other men should raise eyebrows. There is a type of guy who does this during the warm months, and you can see it at barbecues, etc. They drink beer and wrestle, etc. Women don’t have to be present for this to happen. <<
Just as likely, if not more so, that one man is trying to establish pack dominance. Talk to any competent psychologist. Drinking beer and wrestling is supposed to be gay activity? My, you are really out to see without a paddle of reason at your side. You're so insistent on finding a gay under your pillow that you look at only one explanation. Or perhaps, with your apparent fear of types of contact that are actually normal among males, you are subconsciously worried about being gay yourself and so projecting.
That's neither here nor there, but it does completely undercut the article and your claim to be an investigative journalist. Until you're ready to question yourself, you're not ready to go to print.
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You insult my journalism skills with formatting that comes straight out of an insane asylum? Please don’t tell me you have experience in the “investigative” field. I can see right through you.
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You insult his journalism skills with logic that comes straight out of an insane asylum? Please don’t tell me you have experience in the “investigative” field. I can see right through you.
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“1) Here’s the source for my 2 million number: “Along with other high-profile examples such as evangelist leader Ted Haggard and former Congressman Mike Huffington, there are an estimated 2 million to 4 million gay people who are or have been married to straight spouses.” — “The McGreevey Effect: Is Your Husband Gay?”, ABC News, April 24, 2007. ”
Might I mention that this is not, actually, a source. You’re just passing the burden of proof to the writers of the article, and relying on the fact that ABC is a well-known news group to get people to ignore the flimsy ‘facts’ within the article.
The quote you provided was also making your same argument without providing proof:
“Along with other high-profile examples such as evangelist leader Ted Haggard and former Congressman Mike Huffington…”
Let’s set aside the fact that these people are highly biased and far from being capable of making any form of objective judgment. This statement relies on the “high-profile”, or status, of the individual as opposed to the credibility. Being a former-congressman does not make you an expert on sociological studies of homosexual behavior in heterosexual relationships. If anything, it makes you an expert on pretending to be an expert.
And, while theoretically possible that there is an expert of such caliber in the unidentified group to which ex-congressman Huffington and Evangelist leader Haggard belong, the fact that these well-known individuals were used to establish an air of credulity instead of a credible sociologist begs the question “why?”
I say because they probably didn’t have one.
“…there are an estimated 2 million to 4 million…”
Estimated? By whom? And is the number 2 million, 4 million, or somewhere in-between?
To start with, an estimation is nothing more than a guess; a statement made when there is not enough information to give a reliable answer that can be backed up with factual evidence.
Also, who made the estimate? The sentence alludes to the aforementioned group of random people as the ones making the estimate without actually saying that they said it. This, alone, would be reason enough to doubt the credulity of the statement.
Finally, where did the ever-present “they” get the number? What study shows that these numbers are anywhere near accurate? I’m sure even rudimentary grasp of the concept of a million shows that the gap between 2 and 4 million is mind-bogglingly huge. This large of a difference is obviously an attempt to cover all the bases. It’s like throwing a needle into a haystack and saying “somewhere in that haystack is a needle”.
Any critical-thinker could take any of these points and see that this is just a wild guess that some politician came up with to back up his own opinion instead of putting forward any effort to find real facts.
I’m not saying that there aren’t families that have this problem, because chances are that there are, but if you intend to prove it, you had better have something more than just “chances are”.
I also want to say that you should think more critically of what you read. To call this article a “source” is blatantly ignoring what a source is. A source is where the facts came from. the article you quote merely mentions a source, vague though it is. That means that it is not a source in and of itself. It makes no mention of a study or even a single hard fact.
As an investigative journalist, you have obviously failed in investigating anything involving this source. You have merely quoted another article instead of any scientific findings or facts. I ask that you start to critically think about what you read, ask for sources, and don’t act on findings unless they’ve been repeated reliably. This, alone, will improve your work as an “investigative journalist” to a level that will make you worthy of your (probably) self-given title.
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7:43 am
Rather ironic, since “YMCA” once stood for “Young Men’s Christian Association”.
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“4) Gyms used to be places for athletes to prepare for sports. Now, we have men who just pump up particular muscles without working out their entire bodies. Actual sports can be great workouts for muscles you would not think of standing in front of a mirror lifting weights.”
I, a heterosexual female, go to the gym because I want to work out my body but I don’t personally care for sports. I know a lot of guys, gay AND straight, who do the same. I know straight men who go to the gym to work out because they would like to play sports, but don’t have the time or aren’t able to commit. And I know gay men who are athletes. Personally, I’m insulted that you would like the gym to be only a place for athletes. America has a huge problem with people being overweight, and if anything we should encourage people to go to the gym, not give the impression that guys who go to the gym and don’t play sports are likely gay.
“As for the sex part, I have a link in the article (NSFW!) that shows a gay man talking about how he has sex at the gym. It is quite common and if you were in the men’s locker room, you’d be aware of this. Particularly at the YMCA.”
I went to a (Christian) middle school where the principal took advantage of his position in order to have a sexual relationship with one of the FEMALE students. I could cite articles that refer to this, and find you a few incidents from other schools where this happened. By your logic, because I know one guy who did this and can cite an article about it, clearly there needs to be panic that schoolteachers are molesting girls at every Christian school. And unlike you, I have personal experience in the matter because I went to the school at the time it happened. Your source is “one guy on a NSFW site said.” Even if gay sex was rampant in gym locker rooms, you can find even SFW sites where straight people claim to have had sex in places like the beach, a park, restaurant bathrooms, even Disneyland. Sex happens, gay or straight. Hide your kids, everyone, people are obviously getting it on in the Haunted Mansion at any given time.
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(7) A men who specifically goes shirtless in the company of other men should raise eyebrows. There is a type of guy who does this during the warm months, and you can see it at barbecues, etc. They drink beer and wrestle, etc. Women don’t have to be present for this to happen.
LOL Seriously? Here we call them “Rednecks”
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06) Ok, maybe it’s a bit sassy to comment your RUPER and FORMIDABLE list all of TRUTHS and RIGHFUL opinions, but the at least, we’re not enough sassy to put on a list of stupid and stereotyped statements. If there were least homophobic like your church, then women wouldn’t have to get affraid to marry a gay, because he wouldn’t keep it for him for fear of getting laughed at and intimitated!
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Claire,
I love you for the following:
“So you’re saying that females are sassy? Go fuck yourself with something hard and sand-papery.”
I also think that girls that are into SciFi are COOL (love me some Anne McCaffrey).
I would ask you to marry me if it weren’t for the fact that I am already married, to a MAN! And yes, I do suspect that my husband is gay.
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lol i love how nobody realizes this is satire
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You may read this drivel and comprehend it as satire because you realise how ridiculous it is.
The really sad thing is that there are people out there that believe these things. And not only do they believe it, but they spread it like a virus. And people out there listen to it and accept these ideas as truth and continue to spread the hate. It’s disgusting. I’d be interested to know how many homosexual people the author has as friends, or maybe not friends, but acquaintances. Does he say these hateful words to their face? Or are they not worth recognizing as contributing members of this society, because of their sexual preferences that they were BORN with? Heaven forbid.
It’s funny, because when I read this it makes me wonder what it was like back when racism was so accepted in society that people of color had to sit in a different section than those with white skin, and they were prohibited from going into stores or going to the same schools. It used to be said that people of colour were dirty and disease-filled and not equal to the whites. We know that to be untrue now, but back when it was happening, the people who said it really believed it to be true. I don’t doubt that Mr Billings believes himself to be right. And with freedom of speech, I can’t say that he shouldn’t have posted this “article” because that same freedom allows me to make my points as well. I wonder, however, if the gays *were* as easily identified by the colour of their skin, what would the world be like with people like this in it?
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are you aware this man lists “jersey shore” among his many conservative facebook interests? that’s a big red flashing “satire” signal right there.
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This author’s tone in his responses to commenters, along with the tone of other authors on this site, strongly suggests to me that nothing here is satire. Yes, it’s outrageous. It’s comical to most readers.
But if this is satire, it’s played too straight. Stereotypes and absurd topics do not satire make. It’s too close to the real attitudes of many people, so it’s indistinguishable from those attitudes. A sad state of affairs, but that’s how it is.
I would really like to believe this is satire, but… Everything on this site is so reflective of beliefs held by people I know that I can’t bring myself to believe it is satire.
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I’ll tell you something interesting. I have actually written on the subject of satire (link below) and I think you have no clue what you’re talking about. Don’t try this armchair psycho babble on me, you have no experience and do not know me as a person. Just because I have faith and am willing to speaking openly, you people run scared for the hills and throw up this stupidity at me. It’s pointless.
http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/2010/08/04/321/
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This author’s tone in his responses to commenters, along with the tone of other authors on this site, strongly suggests to me that nothing here is satire. Yes, it’s outrageous. It’s comical to most readers.
But if this is satire, it’s played too straight. Stereotypes and absurd topics do not satire make. It’s too close to the real attitudes of many people, so it’s indistinguishable from those attitudes. A sad state of affairs, but that’s how it is.
I would really like to believe this is satire, but… Everything on this site is so reflective of beliefs held by people I know that I can’t bring myself to believe it is satire.
What might convince me is the trumped-up alarm in many of the articles here. Such as in “Do Gay Pets Go To Heaven”… But it’s less ridiculous than the real trumped-up alarm spread by Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, etc. Satire is supposed to expose absurdity by exaggerating the real situation. This site, if meant to be humor, understates reality.
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So what if I list something on my Facebook page? That doesn’t make any sense. In fact, I have often joined groups on Facebook in an effort to learn more about them, even if I disagree. It’s called be an investigator. You clearly missed the rest of my page that details my experience and my biography. Thanks for the garbage pail, I have to go empty it out now.
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Yes because everything on facebook should be taken as fact… >.>
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billings there’s one very important thing to note here. you have never had a realationship meaning you are anything but qualified to talk about this. you have no personal expirince what so ever and this entire article is based on asumptions. and you can’t use asumptions for shit.
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Any questions about specific issues, please let me know or else email me. Thank you!
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why would i want to ask you? my entire point is that you arte completly unqulified to talk to. you have no expirince.
as a matter of fact i’m as valid a source for facts on this subject as you are. i have the same abmout of expirince.
what we have here is a list of biased asumptions from a third party with nothing to suport it but the asumptions of other third parties and biased articles that will do anything to demonise this.
at best you have a few stories where it did occur but even then based on the same material amount i’d be more than able to make a similar article about how christians are very likely to be terrorists.
try not makeing asumptions.
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Hi, all my notes are composites from the various links I have provided at the end of the article, also from other experts. I have compiled a list and added some resources that I’m sure women will find helpful. As I mentioned before, if there is a specific item you have a question about, please provide the number from the list above. God bless.
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you are still not qualified why would i ask you a question? it’d be like asking my mom to explain quatem physichs i won’t get a reasonable answere that helps me.
yes you have sopurces but then you didn’t simply link to it you went on as if you were the expert despite haveing no expirince. further more all your experts have bias and as such can be completly disregarded.
why get relationship advice from a guy who have never had a relationship?
it defies common sense.
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You’re misinterpreting me if you think every male alcoholic is homosexual. However, every women who has discovered a homosexual husband has noted this as a common trait.
EVERY woman?? Really that begs for a citation to some real data. Non-believable even then…
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I HAVE A QUESTION I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE ANSWERED: why in the world are you looking at (NSFW!) websites that include stories of gay men having sex in locker rooms? Isn’t looking at these types of sites on the internet one of your criteria for being a secret gay?
Perhaps you got caught looking at said website by YOUR girlfriend/spouse late one night and had to think fast: “Naw baby, I’m just looking at this for…scientific reasons. Yeah, I’m just researching the queers for an article I’m writing!”
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I love how this man is literally a clown.
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“Jazze, why must you always turning this into an argument about arguing?”
Because you always accuse us of doing nothing but argue, yet you fail to see that every one of your “articles” is just a bitch-fest about one part of society or another.
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“Is My Husband GAY?” Stephenson funny you should ask this question. If you have a husband then yes he is gay. You too. When two dudes are husbands they’re gay. Does that clear it up for ya?
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THAT IS NOT WHAT THE TITLE MEANS!
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ah No you sure ??? you know we are very Open minded about Homosexuality
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Of course not, you don’t have a husband.
You’re too much of a hateful scumbag for ANYONE to like.
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Busted! Your husband is totally a Friend of Dorthy.
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Somebody’s a little defensive…
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LOLlapalooza, Molly!
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They must be breeding them somewhere in a special laboratory… there seems to be so many guys nowadsys who like porn, fake interest in church, use their cellphones at night, groom themselves, clothes too tight, go to the gym… hell it sounds like Jersey Shore!
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The married men partaking in the aforementioned activites could be straight and using many of the points above as a cover for an affair with a woman.
Women also frequent gyms, women might be impressed by bare torsos, etc.
Also, lets assume that the husband is partaking in homosexual activites. That doesn’t make him gay, the could be bisexual, in which case it’s basically the same as an affair with a woman; he could still be interested in the wife, but just likes to sleep around, i.e. the marriage could saved with work.
To summarize, your post is full of non-sequiturs, you don’t explore any of the significanly more likely reasons behind those “signs,” and you don’t cite any sources for any of your data. This gives the reader the impression of a distinct lack of credibility or knowledge about the subject at hand.
People’s marriages are precious to them, if people take your advice to heart, I really think you would damage more marriages than you would save.
- Tinned_Tuna
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That must have been pretty easy for you, am I right? Could you please provide some sources for your comment otherwise I do not find it valid. In summary, your post was full of failures of reading comprehension and non sequiturs (no dash needed for this word, honey). This gives the visitors of this website the distinct impression that you are either conceited beyond belief or just not very intelligent. Marriage is an incredible, spiritual institution and you are simply in over your head here.
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You’ve just gone and degraded yourself into a manchild, didn’t you? This person just told you that you’re only singling out men while the same could apply to women and that all you did was provide ‘signs’ and not actual facts or research or any form of credentials, as well as saying your blog post was nothing but a giant string of random bullcrap, and you’re asking this person for their sources that you’re wrong? Are you serious? You can not turn an argument around when you’re the one providing the false information in the first place.
Then again, you ARE retarded and drunk, so it’s not surprising.
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“Marriage is an incredible, spiritual institution and you are simply in over your head here.”
And how would you know?
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there are 4 points in his comment and i’ll give you a source for all of them.
women go to gyms as well source: common fucking sense
women might like to see bare torsoes source : common fucking sense
a man might be bisexual source : common fucking sense
you provided a lot of signs without looking at the other posibilities source : your own fucking article.
happy now? you have all the sources. if you have any questions feel free to ask me.
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You just said “honey.” This is a word commonly used on the homosexual television show “Will & Grace” to refer to homosexuals. This makes you gay.
Source: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0019858/bio
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The word “honey” was long used by white straight Southerners before it was adopted, like so many of our traditions, by gay culture.
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Don’t many cultures adopt the mannerisms of another culture all the time, which makes your vague insult to gay people completely pointless because YOUR culture adopted various mannerisms throughout the ages, which means you’re just as guilty as anyone else in this day and age when it comes to using various phrases or words in a different context. Because it kinda sounds like you didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising given how little brain power you have.
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Actually, gays have been around a lot longer than white men in the South. Something about those Roman baths, I believe.
On the other hand, using “honey” in a demeaning and patronizing term is something no southern gentleman would do, particularly while nit-picking such a harmless hyphenating error as “non-sequitor,” and given your propensity for spelling and grammatical errors.
You’re clearly not a reporter, an investigator, or a Christian (such hate!); yet you’re clearly fascinated with and obsessed by gay men. I’d like to refer you to this article in Psychology Today, which conclusively indicates that “Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.”
https://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u47/Henry_et_al.pdf:
“Is Homophobia Associated With Homosexual Arousal?
Henry E. Adams, Lester W. Wright, Jr., and Bethany A. Lohr, University of Georgia
The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980).”
If this article is insufficient for you, may I suggest you use Google to investigate 470,000 responses to “homophobic homosexual.”
Oh, and uh, God bless.
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Don’t worry HONEY, one thing we will never adopt is your bigotry and loathing of everything you don’t understand or have the capacity to accept. You can keep those all to yourself.
You are clearly a very disturbed, confused and lonely man. I do hope you find your way some day, Perhaps then, even an bitter balding old bitch like yourself might be able to step out from behind his bible and find some small amount of love.
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6) “. . .They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels.”
Tell me, Stephenson, when you wrote this, did you have a full-on boner or just a semi?
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Awww Mister Billings you had me until you started posted responses at 4am and freely admitted to going to the gym. By your very own accord you’ve brought your own sexuality into question. You do seem to know a LOT about what goes on at the YMCA after all. I only hope the poor women that do worry about such things care enough about their partner to ask and learn, rather than put any trust into this satirical article.
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Dude, this article is hilariously bad. Not just the “research,” but the writing itself. Christwire.org reads like the work of a remedial 6th grade creative writing class.
So this is the problem with religious folk: it’s all fiction, no fact. You can’t randomly throw a bunch of facts at the wall and hope they’ll stick. Not to mention the abhorrent and hilariously out of touch stereotyping and homophobia contained above.
I think if anything, the writer’s wife should ask herself if her husband’s gay. Everyone knows that people who spew stuff like this and have the biggest problem with homosexuality are secretly thinking about men in their heads.
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Please provide a link to your own writing samples so we can evaluate the intelligence and the abilities of the person making this inane comment.
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I had to read this several times to be sure it wasn’t some homo-inspired camp take on a real christian website!
Sadly no, it’s simply a filthy list of stereotypes too ludicrous to be worthy of detailed comment. Pretty hilarious though, especially the idea that anything other than missionary sex (lubricants???) is an indication of pathology and gayness.
But this has nothing whatever to do of the sad case where gay men, following the dictates of misled psuedo-experts and ministers, deny their true god-given nature and commit the sin of heterosexual marriage, depriving themselves and their spouses of a truly loving relationship.
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“You’re misinterpreting me if you think every male alcoholic is homosexual. However, every women who has discovered a homosexual husband has noted this as a common trait. ”
I’d definitely like a citation to some data to support that. EVERY woman? Without exception? WOW, I cannot think of any sociological phenomenon that is simply UNIVERSAL…
Maybe if he said every woman with a gay husband found out that he was attracted to men … something like that..
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that is the funniest thing I have ever read. you biggotted sob
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You sir are one of the most confused and misinformed people I have ever came into contact with. How does this make you feel?
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that’s hot. i like men with long hair. just. like. JESUS.
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Oh great…
Now I can’t stop laughing… xD
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I think Christwire is projecting a bit here, for after all, look at how many anti-gay clergy and conservative anti-gay “Family Values” politicians have come tumbling out of the closet in recent years, to the shock and dismay of their straight spouses and innocent god-fearing children.
They are following the first maxim of writing, write about what you know. In this case, deep personal suspicions that most of the bigots around them are closetted gays.
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Neal, Christians have been affected by homosexuality just as any other large group in the United States. I don’t think Christians are immune to societal problems, we also have people of faith struggling with alcoholism and drug addiction. It’s not something to joke about, but rather an issue that should be addressed seriously, For families, it has often ended tragically and that is not something I find humor in.
God bless,
SB
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You also constantly pull shit out of your ass to make yourself seem like a victim, and that you’re trying to help. You don’t know anything about raising a family, or being a parent, and you’re so out of touch with society nowadays, there’s no way in hell your ‘advice’ can work. People who have issues with homosexuality are nothing but relics of the past who refuse to change because the idea was beaten into their skulls by their parents. You make EVERYTHING seem like a damn epidemic that’s some sudden surge all over the world. All of a sudden, men are just becoming gay, and in your retarded little world, you think they’re trying amass an army. You find EVERYTHING overtly sexual and you think EVERYTHING has a ‘homogay agenda’, even though the reality is gay people are just trying to live their life like a normal human being.
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I wish you’d stop putting words in my mouth. I do not use that phrase, for your information.
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Don’t you think it is rather … suggestive … to be talking about putting things in your mouth?
Next thing, we’ll be seeing a cute guy from sexboys.com helping you with your baggage!
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I don’t find humor in you implying that homosexuality is a ‘societal problem’ such as drug addiction and alcoholism.
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How DARE you appropriate the term “Christ” to legitimize your hate-filled ignorance?”
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Another sure-fire way to tell your husband is gay is if you are a man.
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Several ways to look at this. Perhaps being married to an uptight Christian woman has turned this male gay. Perhaps he’s not gay at all and has just taken to finding other women to be with, as he’s tired of being with his uptight Christian wife who’s constantly assuming he’s gay.
I would also like to point out that most of the points in this “article” are nothing more than mere assumptions with no scientific backing what-so-ever. They’re not even legitimate “Old Wive’s Tales” as opposed to “pulling something general out of your ass” at the last second. Indeed, this article reeks of not only being unprofessional, but also ignorance, and not to mention plain old bigotry.
I would suggest you investigate a ‘bit more into the gay lifestyle before assuming such things as these. Then again, what the hell am I saying? This is a website dedicated to the worshipers of a divine zombie. May you feast upon his flesh and drink of his blood.
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Thanks for the lecture, but as a Christian journalist I do have experience writing about the gay lifestyle. If you have any specific comments to make, rather than your childish and vague accusations, I will be glad to hear them. Otherwise, I suggest you take this issue a bit more seriously or else go back to playing computer games in your mother’s basement.
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9:08 pm
“but as a Christian journalist”
Until you provide your credentials you’re simply a blogger.
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//Thanks for the lecture, but as a Christian journalist I do have experience writing about the gay lifestyle.//
Ok, then what gay people have you talked to? How many gay people have you talked to? How many works about gay people have you read or whatever that were made by gay people? What’s that? None? Then you have no experience. You pull articles from other hates sites who do the same shit that you do, you filthy fucking bastard.
//If you have any specific comments to make, rather than your childish and vague accusations, I will be glad to hear them.//
You’re throwing childish accusations around all the damn time. You assume you know everything, you’re nothing but a Hell-bound False Prophet.
//Otherwise, I suggest you take this issue a bit more seriously or else go back to playing computer games in your mother’s basement.//
RIGHT there, a PERFECT example of your childish accusations. Do you know anything about this person? No, but you act as if you do, so shut the fuck up you hateful miscreant.
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Hi, please try to practice a little self control here, particularly your language which is unwelcome.
As for the gay lifestyle, that’s not too hard to encounter and investigate. There are millions of gay sites online, and many many gay blogs which I do read and of course dealing with all of the homosexuals who email me or post comments here. I also have worked as a youth counselor at my church and have dealt with many young people who are having sexual identity issues. I’m not sure what your doctorate is in, but I am confident in my abilities to work on controversial issues in American culture today.
I realize that my writing is not to your liking, but these personal and frankly inane attacks are not at all productive. I would hope that you approach people with a little more respect in the future if you’d like to get an honest response.
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//As for the gay lifestyle, that’s not too hard to encounter and investigate.//
Then why haven’t you done any research or posted actual findings? All you do is cry that gay people are bad and that your friends agree.
//There are millions of gay sites online, and many many gay blogs which I do read and of course dealing with all of the homosexuals who email me or post comments here.//
Well, posting article links would be nice, especially if you want to be taken seriously. Isn’t that what you should have learned first thing when you became an ‘investigative journalist’? Because you do shit that newbies would laugh at.
//I also have worked as a youth counselor at my church and have dealt with many young people who are having sexual identity issues.//
Your cult says that gay people are bad, you giving advice to them does jack shit to actually help them out.
//I’m not sure what your doctorate is in, but I am confident in my abilities to work on controversial issues in American culture today.//
And I’m qualified to perform open heart surgery while blindfolded and drunk. Give me a break, you don’t pay attention to the world, you just bitch about it with your blogs.
//I realize that my writing is not to your liking, but these personal and frankly inane attacks are not at all productive.//
Same goes with you. You started this whole mess with your personal and inane attacks on people who want proof that you have an inkling as to what you’re talking about, as well as attacking everyone of every type of culture. If you can’t deal with your medicine, stop trying to hand it out.
//I would hope that you approach people with a little more respect in the future if you’d like to get an honest response.//
Haven’t people who have been honest and nice to you gotten some of the most vile comments from your sick and twisted mind? Not only that, do you think you deserve one ounce of respect from people you’ve attacked personally? Do you think you should be able to spit in someone’s face, tell them to fuck off, and expect them to bow down and treat you like a damned king?
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So you visit gay websites and you read gay blogs and you surround yourself with young men at your church… Do you also shower? How many of your own red flags do you send up? I think your “15″ are HILARIOUS! Keep up the good work!!
Signed,
Straight guy
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Number 1 way to tell if your husband is gay. If he enjoys getting blow jobs from Stephenson Billings, he is probably gay
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The comedian – I Love You!
Stephenson – go back to touching yourself in your mom’s basement.
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Number 1, It wasn’t vague. Also, how the hell does being a “Christian Journalist” qualify you for writing about the “gay lifestyle”. Unless, of course you’re secretly gay.
As far as being childish, go eat a banana you evolved monkey!
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I’m sorry but I don’t have the time to respond to you if you act like a child.
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9:28 pm
More like you can’t back up jack-shit that you say, so you insult people and run away.
You’re a damn parrot Stevie, just stop now. You’re just looping around. You post a bullshit blog post, we tear it down, you try to defend your bullshit with more bullshit, we tear THAT down, you insult us, then run away.
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And what are you doing exactly to promote the values you hold so dear? You’re a muckracker, an antagonist who doesn’t have much to contribute.
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// As for the gay lifestyle, that’s not too hard to encounter and investigate. There are millions of gay sites online, and many many gay blogs which I do read and of course dealing with all of the homosexuals who email me or post comments here. I also have worked as a youth counselor at my church and have dealt with many young people who are having sexual identity issues. I’m not sure what your doctorate is in, but I am confident in my abilities to work on controversial issues in American culture today. //
Welcome to the internet good sir, where not everything you read or encounter is the “truth”. Not to mention most of what you’re dealing with would be “young people” on a person-to-person basis. Those being young, confused, and no identity of their own and still trying to “figure” things out. I would hardly call that experience with “dealing” with gay people. You might also want to think about if most of the gay people who you “encountered” were just messing with you for the “lulz”. I’m just saying, consider your sources.
As far as not commenting to my posts if I’m going to be childish, well I’m going to be honest I was hoping to get a bit of a rile out of ya. Perhaps make you revert to hooping and hollering monkey that you evolved from. I’m still offering you a nanner if you want it. And, no that isn’t code for my penis.
May the Zombie Christ Bless you.
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I promote the truth, the kind that you’re so damned afraid of. You constantly lie and hide behind your lies that you’re nothing. You’re a shell of a human being, a thing not worthy of being called a man. I pull apart your lies without mercy simply because you feel the need to attack everyone without mercy. You have this mindset that Christians are above any kind of influence and that you’re some kind of holy, almighty species above man kind, and that you feel that it’s ‘your duty’ to help out ‘the lowly man’ because you believe you’re one of God’s chosen. Why is it then, that you will say that God is full of love, and yet you so viciously and with such vile and disgust attack everything? You claim to come in peace when you do nothing but terrorize everyone.
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Dear LOL:
Listen, do you see the section of my article at the end where I have additional links? Why don’t you click on those and you’ll see there’s nothing radical or unsupported in what I’ve said here. Most every other author, spiritual leader and psychologist has dealt with this issue has said things very close to what I have written here. That is a basic fact. As for my experience with the homosexual groups, I don’t need some random anonymous web surfer to lecture me about my knowledge. YOU clearly have the issues of comprehension. Are you afraid of what I’m writing about, does it hit too close to the bone? You have to understand this is a very, very important issue for married women today and you’re just trying to have a laugh at it all. How pathetic.
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Stevie, just shut the FUCK up already. You aren’t married, you aren’t a woman, you don’t have kids, you have NO god-damn authority to give to ANYONE ANY kind of advice. I’ll bite and say that yeah, there are probably a good chunk of women who’s husbands or boyfriends are gay and left them. You know what I say to them? Keep on trying! You don’t offer anything except additional paranoia for these people. EVERY time you try to help, you do NOTHING but hurt people even MORE.
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// Dear LOL:
Listen, do you see the section of my article at the end where I have additional links? Why don’t you click on those and you’ll see there’s nothing radical or unsupported in what I’ve said here. Most every other author, spiritual leader and psychologist has dealt with this issue has said things very close to what I have written here. That is a basic fact. As for my experience with the homosexual groups, I don’t need some random anonymous web surfer to lecture me about my knowledge. YOU clearly have the issues of comprehension. Are you afraid of what I’m writing about, does it hit too close to the bone? You have to understand this is a very, very important issue for married women today and you’re just trying to have a laugh at it all. How pathetic. //
Dear, Mr. Billings
Let us assume that this isn’t satire (as I now believe it is) I would love to see these psychologists and authors of which you speak. You may even toss the “spiritual leaders” in there as well, if you’d like but I’ll be honest in saying I’ll have a hard time believing anything that they say or believe in.
I also concur, you don’t need to answer to me. I am merely an anonymous poster in the online world of anonymity and I prefer to keep it that way.
My reading comprehension is fine, good sir. As far as what you’re writing about scaring me? Good job using your “research” in such a way! Why, yes I do in fact dress semi-nice and like to have my shirt off in public! I also cry sometimes. Does this make me gay? According to this article it does.
If I thought this was a real “issue” for married women, I probably wouldn’t laugh at it. However, if you’re going to marry someone one fundamental thing in marriage is “communication”. If you don’t or have never had that, you probably shouldn’t get married. If you want my personal opinion (which I’m sure you don’t) I’d have to say that if you think your husbands “gay” you’ve got a whole lot of other problems going on in the marriage other than “sexual preference”. In fact, most of your “points” make for a more likely “cheating” spouse, than a gay one.
In all seriousness with other articles such as “Why Do Rabbits rape Cats?”, “I Am Extremely Terrified of Chinese People”, and the ever popular “How To Spot A Masturbator” it’s fairly obvious this is satire and I’ve been duped. Kudos, you can have your nanner now.
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I’m sorry to repeat myself to you once again, but the links are up there at the bottom of my article. They LINK to works written by psychologists (such as Dr. James Dobson) as well as others. Here is the most relevant one for the discussion at hand from Focus on the Family. I think the advice about asking your spouse for a HIV test is quite important and these are the sorts of facts women need to arm themselves with.
My Spouse Struggles with Homosexuality
http://www.focusonthefamily.com/marriage/facing_crisis/my_spouse_struggles_with_homosexuality.aspx
Rest of the links read as follows:
Top signs your husband is gay
Does my husband have the right to continue a gay lifestyle and marriage to me?
Gay Husband Check List
Is My Husband Gay?
The McGreevey Effect: Is Your Husband Gay?
I Think My Boyfriend is Gay
Is my husband gay? Clues to look for!!!
I Discovered My Husband Was Gay
How I found out my husband is gay and why I begged him to stay
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Okay, this is just getting ridiculous. If you want people to take you seriously, you need to stop calling everyone that disagrees with you childish. Every time you say it, it only makes you sound like you have no argument (which you probably don’t) and you are just trying to discredit them by comparing them to a child. But in all honesty, if any one of the people you called childish truly was so, they probably wouldn’t care about you or your so-called article because children don’t really care about any of this. Anyone who is offended enough by your hateful article to comment on it in an attempt to point out its flaws (of which there are many) has already demonstrated that they are mature enough to care about these issues and therefore, are not comparable to a child. It’s rude, it’s untrue, and all it is is an attempt to deflect away from the fact that you can’t argue what they’re saying.
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Quote: //as a Christian journalist I do have experience writing about the gay lifestyle. If you have any specific comments to make, rather than your childish and vague accusations, I will be glad to hear them. Otherwise, I suggest you take this issue a bit more seriously or else go back to playing computer games in your mother’s basement. //
I understand you may have experience of WRITING your own biased “articles” about the gay lifestyle, but you clearly have no experience about gay lifestyle at all. As a gay male myself I can tell you that you are barking at the wrong tree. You are basing your article on sources that are questionable at very best, and pass the burden of proof to the original writers of the article. That is not investigative journalism. I daresay this article is more of an expression of your own biased and hateful opinion than investigative journalism, and as such, irrelevant.
Please, do not claim to be an investigating journalist if you haven’t researched the gay lifestyle in an unbiased, objective way. To be an investigating journalist you’d need to be critical about your sources and be able to question them, rather than only pick the ones that support your own biased view and quote them every time you need to defend your claim.
But thanks for the chuckles, I really had fun reading your “article”. It was so indistinguishable from satire it was actually funny, in a way. Funny because in Finland, where I live I can be pretty open about my homosexuality and live a normal life without having to worry about people like yourself.
That is all I have to say. Have a nice day.
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6:39 pm
Well, you make a lot of claims but the proof of my work is my passion and love and faith. You need something to guide you through life, some direction towards Truth that you move towards. Your comment speaks of nothing but a moral vacancy and I don’t think you have a clue what you’re talking about. Sorry, but your liberal agenda is all too clear and rather suspect.
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7:14 am
Billings, your problem is your direction is not toward Jesus, but yourself. It is no ‘liberal agenda’ — Jesus Himself was pretty liberal. Put the focus on Jesus. Love like He loves. Take up your cross and suffer the little things and you will be rewarded brother.
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7:08 am
Billings, the very idea that you are a ‘journalist’ is so ridiculous as to be awe inspiring. You have a blog. Any 12 year old could have one. You do not preach the message of Jesus, but your own message of hatred and bigotry.
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9:45 pm
Stephenson’s 15 points may not be pin-point perfect, but they give the wife who has been tricked into marriage by a homosexual man a place to begin and sort out the pieces of the puzzle. Other journalists and experts on this subject who are quite liberal have also come up with similar identifying points as Stephenson Billings.
I am shocked, yes SHOCKED, at the callousness and insensitivity of so many of the negative comments. NOT ONE OF YOU CAME UP WITH A MORE THOUGHTFUL IDENTIFYING CHARACTERISTIC for a woman in this troubled situation to help her through this problem. She deserves our pity, and help.
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7:24 pm
How about feeling sorry for both spouses. The man doesn’t marry the woman to “hide” his sexuality, he marry’s her because he does love her…..novel concept? How about checking into history and the homophobia and abuse gay men and women have had to endure.
I know gay men and lesbians who married, because it was excpected of them by society. Society’s views on being gay 30+ years ago are viewed in a totally different, accepting light than what they now are. Most gay men who did what society expected, did what was expected of them by their families 30+ years ago didn’t marry their spouse to “hide” their sexuality. They truly loved their respective spouse, went on to the dream of the white picket fence, a home and children. If you check out the “kinsey scale” most gay men would identify in the middle or bi-sexual in their 20′s and into their 30′s even 40+’s. Just to be sure you have no doubts…..even gay men can be sexually aroused by a woman. At 20, a man is in his prime and can achieve an erection watching 2 squirrels going at it. They aren’t out having same sex relationships any more than heterosexual couples cheat on their spouses.
All you are doing is proving that you are an incredibly ignorant, homophobic, individual, who does not have the faintest clue about the subject. Just for your information, men and women don’t “become” gay/lesbian, or “choose” to be gay/lesbian they are born with their sexuality already formed.
If you want to watch a true story, of a young man struggling with accepting that he is homosexual I would recommend you watch “Prayers for Bobby”. It certainly shines a new perspective on the scriptures of the bible, which incidently was written by man, in the language of the times…..alot of the words no longer hold the same meaning.
If you are a christian, never forget that God made us all, therefore God loves us all as we are, for who we are.
You have no right to sit in judgement of anybody. I am gay, married for over 27 years to a fantastic lady. I came out to her 2 1/2 years ago. I didn’t go to gym’s for anonymous sex, I didn’t strut around without my shirt, flirting with all the boys. Talk about stereotyping!
I did what society and family expected of me 30 years ago because of ignorant, homophobic people like you. If society’s views were then as they are now, I would not have married a woman, but I would certainly pray that my wife was one of my best friends, which she would be, without question. Were staying together, were best of friends and she thinks the world of my boyfriend!
Ignorance, bigotry, hatred all lead to more of the same…perhaps you should really do some investigating and stop spouting your hatred and homophobia.
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED!!
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7:40 pm
This was to be a commentary to Mr. Billings lack of knowledge on the subject
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7:46 pm
Society’s views on being gay 30+ years ago are viewed in a totally different, accepting light than what they now are.
Should have read:
Society’s views on being gay 30+ years ago are totally different today and are viewed in a much more accepting light.
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tl;dr
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9:39 pm
When I read this article I could not stop laughing. I’m not even sure what to say! I am a Christian, and this was disappointing to me. I don’t think that you can determine someone else’s sexuality based on a check list. I don’t think that giving people “signs” to look for in their marriage is helpful. I think it’s more confusing than anything. Here are a few things I believe, as a Christian. I believe homosexuality is wrong. But I also believe adultery is wrong. I’m not sure if you can help who you’re attracted to. Is it so much worse for a man to cheat on his wife with another man than with another woman? I believe God loves us reguardless of the choices we make. I believe that He forgives when one repents. And I believe that when Christ died, His death covered EVERYONE’S mistakes and sins and screw-ups.
I don’t think this article was meant spew hatred. I actually think that Billings was trying to be sincere and help people (particularly women) navigate through what could potentially be rough waters. I don’t really agree with the article, but I also don’t think it deserves the reaction it’s been getting. Your opinions and beliefs differ… leave it at that. The name calling and the anger I’ve read in so many of these replies makes me feel bad and I didn’t even write the thing!!
Bottom line for me is this: You cannot TRULY love God, and hate someone else. I believe that with my whole heart. Mock me if you want, but I believe the Bible to be truth. I don’t look to someone else to form my opinions, I look to Christ and the example He set for me and I look to the Bible for the words to live by. I am a sinner and completely unworthy of love, so are you. But that’s the beauty of grace.
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7:21 am
Mr Billings, i do have to comment that I think thew posting of the suggestive video of your niece is questionable in taste and character.
You do not provide a good witness to Christ and do not speak for the Body of Christ.
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9:53 pm
Apparently this is a satire website. Disregard everything I’ve said. Well done, that slipped under my radar.
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10:07 pm
Enough with the childish conspiracy theories already.
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5:01 am
when you stop beliveing in yours we promise to stop beliveing in ours.
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11:48 pm
This is silly indeed! I assure you that gay men can be as smelly and sweaty as the most disgusting of straight men. You think all gay men are clean and tidy at home? Clearly you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. By regurgitating a bunch of moronic stereotypes, you’ve made yourself a caricature of the stereotypical christian. I, as a christian, am disappointed.
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6:11 am
I’m sure there are exceptions, but there’s no need to get pissy about it.
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4:07 pm
According to your logic, there ARE NO EXCEPTIONS. You think that everything is set in stone, and if just ONE example of some stupid logic you’ve concocted in your head is true, then EVERYTHING under that blanket is the same, bar none. You’re a fucking hypocrite, a fucking zealot, and a fucking piece of shit.
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2:10 am
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! this was quite the comedic article! oh no, i think my husband is gay & he`s using me as a cover! if you are a wife & truly believe that him being secretive is a sign he is gay, then honey you have bigger marital problems than homosexuality! try talking to him more or even spending more time with him. he may just be lacking attention. men require attention just as much as women do in a relationship. be romantic or flirtatious with him! you might be surprised how quickly he comes back to you!
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5:56 am
Mr. Billings, I sure hope that you don’t consider yourself a professional journalist. This article does ABSOLUTELY nothing for a married woman besides stating the obvious that she’s already suspecting. The article you posted might as well have come from a 1960′s church program insert. What you are doing on behalf of “religion” is no different than what Senator Joeseph McCarthy did back in the 1950′s for people who may be a communist. So, when you do find a husband who is potentially gay, are you going to sit him in front of a church query and drill him with questions of “Do you go to the gym a lot?”, or “Do you like to keep a tidy home?”? They had a similar incident called The Salem Witch Trials and that didn’t do anything at all about stopping the spread of pagan ideas to the new world.
Your “article” will absolutely do nothing to evolve the human race. I believe that you should turn that soap box that you’re standing on into a boat and paddle to a new island where you can keep your 60 year old ideals and values. For the sake of possibly contacting extraterrestrial life, DO NOT broadcast these messages into space, enough bigotry and irrational ideas are in this world today.
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6:17 am
Sir, I find it rather ironic that on your very public facebook profile, under your Likes and Interests, you list that you like Dolly Pardon which is a well known gay cultural icon, Betty White who is one of the Golden Girls, and Jersey Shore (well I’m not sure how much more wrapped up in pop culture you can get with that show). You also express an interest in photography as well as the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. With knowing those two things, one could speculate that you were photographing young unsuspecting athletes. And by reading the headlines today, those pictures are being used to fuel older men’s secret desires to have sexual intercourse with other boys. Right there are four signs that you may be a homosexual. One, maybe two could be excused. Three would present a general concern. However, I have identified four alone and I’m not even married to you. Perhaps you are somehow admitting to the world that you have secret homosexual tendencies and if you are, then I suggest that you speak to your pastor about that instead of trying to pawn off to the world that everyone else who has similar interests is gay, but you are not.
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6:20 am
Thank you for the interesting comment! I think the issue that you fail to understand is that once you’re ensconced in a marriage it’s hard to see the forest for the trees, in other words it’s hard to find some foundation of reality on which to base your suspicions. It really depends on the person, but some women are too paranoid, others too oblivious. If they have a husband who is not faithful to them, there are genuinely signs! Even if a man regularly engages in intimacy with his wife, he can still be homosexual. Many gay men have strong libidos and regular sex with a woman does not undermine the fact they could be gay. I meant this article to be a starting point for the conversation, a way for women to start engaging this question seriously but with tact. There are things women should look for, they need the advice from professionals about where to start– gossip and innuendo does not help them!
As a side note, many state how incredibly important it is to protect yourself from disease and financial difficulties. If you suspect your husband is gay, you need to demand that he get an HIV test along with the other STD tests. And either accompany him or demand to see documented and signed proof of the results. The wife needs to get herself tested as well. What if, in this case, the woman is pregnant? If her husband is cheating with men, don’t you think she should know for the sake of her child? Diseases can also pass through breast milk! And having a husband with so many secrets can also endanger the welfare of the family’s children or nephews, etc. This is not something to be taken lightly, though most of the commenters here are acting with immaturity. I’m sorry to be blunt here, but I truly believe in protecting the sanctity of marriage and the health of the family.
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(The above comment was a reply to GetaGrip, not Wendy.)
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9:31 am
“they need the advice from professionals about where to start”
You’re not a professional. You’re not even a real journalist.
“but I truly believe in protecting the sanctity of marriage”
Then why haven’t you gotten married?
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11:20 am
I’m sure women are standing in line to talk to you about their relationships. I’ll make sure to hit you up when I catch my boyfriend taking too long to get ready, nevermind that he might want to look nice when we go out.
I feel very sorry for any teens or children that you are giving advice to. Like they’re not confused enough before talking to your lunatic ass! I’m sure you can take the gay out of them, right?
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6:26 am
Hi Wendy, I have used my membership to certain Face Book groups as an investigative tool in the past for articles that I’m writing. I have written extensively on The Golden Girls and am not a fan of that show. As for Dolly Parton, she is a great Southern singer and I do not think many people in the South would ever consider her a “gay icon” but if those people want to send her their money then so be it.
As for sports, I’m not sure why you have a problem with them. They’re great ways for kids to build character and to stay fit.
In any event, I do realize the whole Face Book thing is confusing and frankly I should go back in there and delete those things but that’s not always easy and dealing with it is sort of a job I was hoping an intern could take on. I do understand your concern and will add it to my “To Do” list.
God bless.
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11:01 am
Stephenson, I don’t think the homophile community should be expecting people to remove themselves from pages of beloved entertainers such as Dolly Parton, Judy Garland, Abba, Julie Newmar, Wynona, Liza Minnelli, etc just because they don’t adhere to this week’s talking points.
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6:56 am
i love how the author of such crap completely bypassed my comment.
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7:26 am
i am thoroughly enjoying the “debate” going on here. it is amusing to see someone who acts so high & mighty be knocked down repeatedly by normal people.
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12:00 pm
Normal people are named “YourAntiChrist,” “EatMyAss,” and “Gay Toilet Man?” Do you live on Ringold Alley?
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9:16 am
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
I think men who fear gay men are actually gay as well. So Mr. Billings are you sure you are not gay? Gay men seem to interest you, hence you write about them, isn’t that a side affect of “gay” (male obsession) according to your rules?… hmmmmmm
I think it is funny that a christian is stereotyping, because is that christian like?
And Finally yes all us gay men are pedophiles and we all have a huge homosexual crush on you, Mr. Billings. Stay strong and bolt yourself in your closet.
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1:18 pm
Jonathan, I think you’re projecting a little bit here and using some well-worn liberal conspiracy theories. Honestly, I doubt we could ever see eye to eye on this issue since you’re so entrenched. Funny how you left wingers say being gay is so great then you turn around and use it as an insult whenever someone expresses an opinion that terrifies you.
God bless, my friend.
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1:42 pm
Suggesting that you’re in a glass closet isn’t the insult itself. We “left wingers” would be no better than you if that were the case. All we’re saying is that you attack homosexuals with such unprovoked ferocity, it seems like you’re trying to convince yourself as much as anyone. We’re insulting you by saying that you’re putting others down because of your own insecurities. If you came out tomorrow and cut out all the super-conservative bullshit, I honestly believe you’d have a fully supportive community of commenters right here.
So no, we’re not saying homosexuality is bad. We’re saying hypocrisy is.
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9:38 am
oh and why would we listen to a man who wrote an article on… “why rabbits rape cats”
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10:47 am
I cannot believe that a Christian-affiliated website would even allow this immensely bigoted excuse for an “article” (and I use quotations because, as forementioned, you cited little evidence except for a few numbers… Where are you research studies for the accusatory claim about men using the gym as a place for sodomy? What?) to be posted. Why? Because all you’ve done by publishing this is successfully drag this website’s name, Christianity’s name, and of course, your own name, back and forth unrelentingly through the mud.
Bravo.
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1:23 pm
Dear Shocked:
As I have noted in my responses to others, my article is based on many other similar ones on similar Christian websites, like Focus on the Family. Don’t play the indignant card with me, it’s not going to work. What upsets you so much, did I reveal a secret of yours? Or are you simply an advocate for the homosexual agenda clicking on a Christian website to promote hostility? In either case, I don’t have much respect for someone who is dishonest. And yes, sodomy is a sin. That is well know by every Christian, if you happen to be one. As for homosexuals and gym use, there are literally hundreds of sites that discuss this. I am hesitant to link to them (although there is one in my article) for fear of promoting something dangerous but in the interest of proving my point and justifying myself here is one for you:
Sex at the Gym: Harmless Fun or Just Plain Wrong?
http://www.realjock.com/article/521/
God bless and I hope this clears up some issues for you.
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4:35 pm
As a Christian, I am extremely ashamed to read this article. Homosexuality has become a hot-button issue that you and many other Christians are using to divide and accuse others of having deeper sins than our own. I find it nearly impossible to win in discussions with non-believers when they point out the highly-offensive finger-pointing that is occurring that blatantly opposes the teachings of love and working together. It is no surprise that Christians are under attack more than ever; because we Christians are preaching hate instead of love more than ever.
Stephenson, many of your comments here are just as offensive and ridiculing as those who disagree with your beliefs. Do you think God would be proud to read this article, full of stereotyped beliefs? Do you think God would appreciate tongue-in-cheek remarks such as ” I am a better man than that. I am sorry you are not.”, or “I’m sure there are exceptions, but there’s no need to get pissy about it.”
I advise you to look into your heart and think what God wants you to do. I often hear a verse from Leviticus used to incriminate and judge homosexuals; but what of this other verse from the very same book? 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.
Please think more wisely about your decisions to divide and judge others in your path for righteousness. And do not speak in God’s name for articles such as these; God is about life and love, not about racking up dollars in advertising on a website. Know that only God may judge; and He will not forget an article such as this.
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9:38 pm
I shouldn’t be surprised by your hipocrasy, as your entire “article” has buckets of it.
I’m particularly fond of the fact that you were hypocritical of my “singling you out”, yet you feel completely no remorse in singling me out and insinuating that I myself am gay. Not only does it make you look like a complete hypocritical moron, but also an assumptuous bigot:
Not to knock you off your pretentious little soap-box but, I’m strait, you see.
Of course, if you ever met me (which, praise God, you won’t), you might assume I was due to my immense level of dislike reserved for you. ALTHOUGH OF COURSE, that must make me gay, to satisfy your blanket statements.
As for the whole “sodomy is a sin” bit you added in there, I have no issue with your belief in that. I know plenty of Christians who believe it and plenty of Christians ( both homosexual *AND* heterosexual ) who don’t.
What I take issue with is your using Christ’s name to shove your own agenda down peoples’ throats.
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9:45 pm
************ ALSO *************
The link you provided was a less-than-reputable website for gay men by a small group of, well… gay men. The use of one man’s account for such a broad statement is, well, irresponsible “Journalism”.
Honestly I’m surprised I didn’t see a Wikipedia citation in this piece of crap. I honestly hope you aren’t pursuing a serious career in writing, because my niece could come up with better stuff than this.
And she still writes in crayons.
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7:27 am
word, brother. woe unto those that misled those lost sheep on the journey to find the Good Shepherd, Stevenson. Fear for your very soul doomed to eternal hellfire.
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11:12 am
Straight men are smelly? Can you please tell me your specific source for that “fact?” I’m pretty sure most normal men (normal, by the way, includes gay and straight) shower.
The last sentence is an opinion. So please don’t ask me to quote my source as I am not claiming, as you are for your article, that it is a fact.
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11:22 am
“For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.”
This is terrible advice. You should trust your partner enough that you don’t NEED 24/7 access to everything they have or do. If you suspect your partner is cheating and need/want to look at everything they could be doing in private, you already do no trust them, there is already an issue before anything is even found.
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1:26 pm
How can you have trust without transparency?
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Did you not trust God for the first time with no transparency? It’s called faith. Trust is built on faith. I trust my husband because I have faith that he will keep his word. To think that you have to share your phone and email logs just shows a serious lack of trust. If I had to show my husband everything I post online or every phone call I made, I wouldn’t be with him as it shows he does not trust me. The same would go the other way around. I didn’t know trust had to be based on transparency.
I really hope this entire article is a joke as it hurts my heart that someone could be this ignorant.
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8:21 pm
Mr. Billings. On Aug 17, Army Wife asked a civil, rational, and peacefully constructed question. You have repeatedly asked for such a question, yet when you receive one, you fail to respond to it. I do hope that you have simply overlooked it in the sea of bile and invective spewed by many of the other commenters here. Do you have a reply to Army Wife’s question?
I don’t know how the comment system will treat this comment, so I’m including Army Wife’s comment in its entirety after my closing.
Peacefully,
Peaceful Questioner
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Army Wife says:
August 17, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Did you not trust God for the first time with no transparency? It’s called faith. Trust is built on faith. I trust my husband because I have faith that he will keep his word. To think that you have to share your phone and email logs just shows a serious lack of trust. If I had to show my husband everything I post online or every phone call I made, I wouldn’t be with him as it shows he does not trust me. The same would go the other way around. I didn’t know trust had to be based on transparency.
I really hope this entire article is a joke as it hurts my heart that someone could be this ignorant.
*** Army Wife’s original comment ends***
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11:57 am
Don’t be so arrogant to think I need to respond to each and every random commenter who arrives here. Frankly, I find your demands a bit conceited.
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10:29 pm
What, you don’t have the balls to answer a question? Then again, you’ve never had the balls to do anything but bitch and whine like the grumpy old man you are.
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7:54 am
It’s called “faith”. Perhaps you’ve heard of it.
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11:42 am
I’m with you eatmyass, I’m pretty sure every one of my guy friends shower… shoot! So does my boyfriend. Brb, I gotta go break up with him, because he drinks, plays bball with no shirt on and wears tight jeans too! UGH 7 years down the drain… gotta go find a smelly one.
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11:59 am
AHAHAHAHA! This is one of the funniest comedy articles I have ever read!
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12:08 pm
Yeah, this was probably the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
My favorite part was “Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse.” I’d love to see your source for that statistic.
Overall this was totally hilarious and don’t think I could read this without laughing. Thanks for the article!!
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12:14 pm
This statement: “For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything”, is the opposite of trust because if you have trust then you don’t need to see someone’s phone logs or e-mail accounts.
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12:16 pm
i made the gay. i love the gay. stevie, you are gay
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12:32 pm
I’m a Christian, and this article makes me sick, and embarrassed to be associated with you. Lies, absolutely no research whatsoever… a collection of heresay and rubbish. Get a grip man.
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1:29 pm
“For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper.” –Romans 1:26–28
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12:42 pm
This is one of those joke sites, right?
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12:47 pm
This is one of the stupidest most bigoted and misguided article I have ever read. The writer should put his pencil away for good and pick up a text book. What an idiot.
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12:47 pm
I really thought I was reading The Onion the whole time, what a laugh. And shame on all of you (especially Claire and The Comedian), giving Billings the pat-down for his sources. He writes in the name of a giant organization that worships A FAIRY TALE.
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1:13 pm
So I take it that there’s no issue with a woman being gay in a marriage situation? Good, then my husband will be greatly pleased that God looks down on male homosexuality, but not lesbians!
And just a note, just because a woman dates men that turn out to be gay, does not mean there is anything wrong with her or that she is looking for a shopping buddy. I’ve dated my share of bisexual man and it’s because in a relationship, one person is usually more feminine than the other. I usually am the “masculine” one… God made me this way, do you think God made a mistake? I’m sure you do…
Like Drew, I too thought this was from The Onion, but alas, it was just a hate spewing moron who knows nothing about homosexuality and the signs of it in a partner.
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Another retard from the god squad, what a surprise. Unable to deal with the world around them, they have to retreat into fantasies to protect themselves and persecute those that are easy targets, clinging to stereotypes wherever it suits them.
Heres a new stereotype for you : clean cut, christian male, married family man, GAY. Thats what I automatically think whenever I hear someone is into Jesus and family these days, especially using “christian only” terminology like “SSA”. If you’re gay, just accept it and move on. Another Ted Haggard.
Let me guess, you are republican too… if there is a god I’m pretty sure he’d be embarrassed to be followed by guys like you…
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OMG, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time! Keep up the satire. Love it, love it, love it!
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Hope you don’t mind if I read some excerpts of this at open mic tonight. Comedy Gold!
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1:34 pm
Really guys, this article is worth it only for recreational purposes! There’s no way this can be taken as a serious matter in practically any sense!
I’ll congratulate the writer on his good comedy, for giving me 5 minutes of good laughter, and because he’s obviously ignorant enough to give his post a “serious matter” tone to this text… It makes it even more fun!
Standing ovation!
(Please, save your judgment, I am gay, that’s why I putted it on my name)
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1:54 pm
This is ludicrous, anti-human piffle! You people need to come into the 21st Century and get out of your own closets.
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2:01 pm
yeah, i’m sorry but this is ridiculous. i’m a christian. but i do not think in order to have a trust-filled marriage i need 24/7 access to my husbands chats/texts/emails/etc.
in my first marriage, my husband was a sex addict. having 100% access to all of his hidden internet stuff would have done nothing to take away the fact that he had a problem. there are SO MANY OTHER signs that your spouse might be involved in something other than your marriage.
one of which is NOT going to the gym to just workout. that is what people do now. that is what I DO. this article is completely biased and based on assumption rather than fact.
p.s., i’m a journalist, too.
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2:40 pm
As a follower of Christ, and specifically not a Christian (too many hate-filled, self-righteous people), I found myself asking, “Why are you, Stephenson Billings, so filled with hate?”
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Wow…I just cannot believe this article. It would be funny if people did not actually believe this drivel.
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You Mr. Author of this article are the reason why the christian community are abhorred by the Gay, Lesbian, and Transgendered. You sit and stereo type behaviors based on someones observance, and then think you can make a rationality out of perception!
My Best friend, who is extremely straight, married with kids, and I am gay and he has had every opportunity in the world to make an intimate move on me, and not once has he, and yet he fits the majority of the criteria you listed as “A Gay Husband”.
Shame on you…
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3:08 pm
Stephenson, your ignorance is astounding.
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3:32 pm
I’m curious Stephenson, of your friends on Facebook a good 25% are young gay men. ( and a couple drag queens)
Please look in yourself and realize that it’s o.k to be gay and spreading hateful backwards messages is a bad recourse for the shame you feel. We are family, and we will help you no matter how damaged you are, or how much damage you do to our community.
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3:56 pm
I am open to sharing love with all sorts of people. Don’t discriminate against me because of what you see on Facebook. I just want to help those who suffer. (And I don’t pry into people’s sexuality on Facebook normally unless it’s volunteered, pretty shameful that you’d go there.)
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//I am open to sharing love with all sorts of people.//
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, we figured.
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//I am open to sharing love with all sorts of people.//
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, we figured.
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I am straight and a very devout Christian.
I feel like this article could easily be written about any stereotyped group throughout history. I guarantee if someone wrote this about African Americans or Jewish people it would NOT be okay. But blatant discrimination and prejudice toward people who are gay is perfectly fine as long as you do it in the name of ‘religion.’
People like you are the driving force behind the secrecy you hint at in your article. If there wasn’t so much hatred in the world, maybe women wouldn’t have to even wonder if their husbands were gay because gay men wouldn’t have to hide it in the first place.
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I believe homosexuality in a heterosexual marriage is a serious issue. Women facing this problem do not always know where to turn. They have fears and suspicions. I have simply provided them with a checklist of things to look for, very similar to what Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family has written. Very close to what other formerly married women who have been through this have written. Why do you have a problem with that? Is homosexuality not a sin in the eyes of the Lord? How does an honest and frank look at homosexuality and marriage become such a crime in your eyes? Are we to leave women suffering from this sort of crisis alone and unaided? That’s simply cruel and I am a better man than that. I am sorry you are not.
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Since when have you cared about women, Billings? You think that women are inferior to men and are only good for making babies and being homemakers.
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4:51 pm
You provide the same hateful, bullshit, stereotyping, paranoia that other places provide who just want to manipulate people into making them think that they’re right and everyone else is wrong. You just want sheep to follow you so that you can feel important. You have a superiority complex that you seriously need to put into check.
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5:10 pm
If I were married to a man who turned out to be gay, you are the last person I would turn to for help! These women need the support of their friends and family, not some anonymous internet blogger who keeps going on about how homosexuality is a “societal problem” and a sin!
(Citations: “Christians have been affected by homosexuality just as any other large group in the United States. I don’t think Christians are immune to societal problems” -Stephenson Billings, Aug. 16 2010 “Is homosexuality not a sin in the eyes of the Lord?” -Stephenson Billings, Aug. 17, 2010)
Have you every thought about the fact that maybe, just maybe, these women don’t want to be told that they married the scum of the earth? That it might be more comforting to hear about how it’s natural for some men to be gay and there’s nothing anyone can do about it? Or how about the fact that their gay husband was born that way and it isn’t her fault that he likes men? No one is suggesting that we refuse to help women who are having a hard time dealing with the fact that their husbands are gay. We’re suggesting is that you aren’t helping at all!
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I am a happily married father of three who has never had even the slightest inclination to homosexual thought, let alone action. I love Glee, The Golden Girls, and celebrity gossip. Guess it’s time to rethink my whole outlook on life. LOL. Give me a break. Damn, I’m sarcastic too? Looks like an audition for “Village People: The Musical” may be in my near future.
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4:03 pm
I would highly recommend against letting your children watch Glee. The Parents Television council has issued a strong warning against the show, stating that it includes, “gratuitous sex, explicit dialogue, violent content, or obscene language, and is unsuitable for children” as I have previously reported.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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They’ll bitch about everything, and if it shows anything other than ‘good Christian values’, then it’s not suitable for children. If a parent watches the show and deems that it’s not too bad for their kid, then who the hell are you to tell them otherwise?
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Okay, that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Glee is about accepting people for who they are. It’s about not judging people before you get to know them and how our differences can bring us together instead of driving us apart. And on top of all that, it shows us a group of underdogs who work hard to achieve their goals. And besides, in comparison to an actual high school, (or even middle school) the show is about as clean as it gets. The people who consider it to be inappropriate only dislike it because it deals with real issues that teenagers have.
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This standup article making fun of a person’s homophobia has been the funniest thing I read all day! Oh wait, the writer was serious?? hahahaha, thats even funnier! Ya know, they also say the most homophobic and hateful ones actually have latent gay feelings, but don’t want to admit this. You should look in the mirror, Billings. It’s ok to be gay, don’t be ashamed of yourself. I’m sure your husband will forgive you, despite that you wrote this sad rant to him. If he isn’t gay, then you picked the wrong man. Just pick up the pieces and move on.
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4:08 pm
I just want to thank Stephenson for this wonderful article. I had recently suspected my husband of cheating on me. He was always doing suspicious things at night on the computer, and spending long evenings at the gym.
After reading the article I decided to dig a little deeper; looking into his internet history etc… I discovered my husband WAS in fact looking at homosexual pornography. I confronted him about this and he denied it, claiming that it must have been a pop up that he accidentally clicked on.
I gave him the benefit of the doubt however when I found used condoms in his gym bag I realized something was wrong. The whole experience was really traumatizing but in the end I’m glad to know the truth.
This article helped me understand and find the signs that pointed out my husbands wicked ways. I only hope that it can do the same for other women.
Thank you again.
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4:50 pm
“Used” condoms? Are you serious? This is clearly a fake comment. This article was posted 3 days ago, and you claim that in that time you’ve confronted your husband and already broken things off with him for his “wicked ways.” In less than 3 days, you are already judgmental and okay to have ended things with the man you loved and promised in the name of the Lord you would remain with?
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8:52 am
Hi Eric,
I apologize if I misconstrued my message. I have not broken things off with my husband but I have outed him. I know some of his many secrets and we are planning on working through this. You are right marriage is sacred, and I love my husband but that doesn’t mean what he has done is justifiable. He has put my life in danger by engaging in these ungodly activities. We do plan on working through these issues.
I really just wanted to thank the author for helping me in my situation. I wasn’t trying to air my dirty laundry or offend other people.
Best Regards,
Janet
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Janet – You needed to read this awful article to “out” your husband then I must say you are quite ignorant. And who the fuck doesn’t know how to delete their browser history?
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Yes Janet that is truly a horrible thing to happen and that makes me very sad.. With deepest sincerity, this is very sad that you have had to deal with this situation. It is truly heartbreaking and sad that your husband has had to and continues to be tortured by christian/catholic values to deny himself who he is. He will not change and will only become more secretive and self destructive with himself and you. Please keep your eyes wide open and know this “phase” is not a phase. It is real and cannot be UNtaught. Thankfully he has been using condoms. Without disrespect to your faith please consider seeking the help of couples therapy without a religious slant. This is not a problem of faith but a problem of being a human being. You deserve the best outcome as does your husband.
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Do you realize the disservice you are doing to Christ? Most of the comments on this website have received more praise when they defame you and your character. You are turning people off to religion with your blanket statements. Each person is an individual. Do you think Jesus would have been looking to create a ten step method to generalizing your husband’s behaviors? If Jesus wouldn’t be doing this, it is not an invitation for you to do so. You are putting out articles that are in fact working against Christ most of the time. I think it is time that you think long and hard about the impact you are having “in the name of Christ.” Instead of looking at ways others can improve their lives and live for god, maybe you should take some time and examine what you can change about your own life to serve God. Spread love. Not hate. This blog is breeding hateful comments and articles.
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4:12 pm
wow. according this, I MUST be gay. I’d better break up with my girlfriend, then. THANKS CHRIST WIRE.
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4:44 pm
Anyone else miss the glaring (and extremely hilarious) typo in the 2nd paragraph?
Oh and my husband is a high school football coach. Guess what he does as soon as he gets home from practice….he TAKES A SHOWER. Egads, a man who doesn’t like being sweaty, I better call in one of those whackjob religious groups to perform an intervention based on that gay “tendency.” Oh wait, he’s also around a lot of young men and is sarcastic…I better call one of those groups ASAP.
This is proof that any moron with a computer and an ax to grind can have their own blog.
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5:45 pm
I think you are mistaken. There are no typos.
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No typos? Are you so sure of yourself? And I quote:
“Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world.”
I suggest you read that sentence of yours a few times, and maybe you will see your grave error. As the journalist you claim yourself to be, you should see it. However, as a sports blogger myself, I don’t dare to claim the rights you seem to think are your due.
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5:03 pm
This is the most ridiculous, poorly researched and offensive thing I think I have ever seen on the internet. I can’t believe that there are people that believe this kind of thing. Thank you, homophobes, for taking Jesus’ message of love and compassion and turning it into gay-bashing and snarky superiority complexes. I’m sure the big man is proud.
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5:28 pm
I think this article is mostly made up of the author’s fantasies. I was talking to someone a few years ago about why he hates gay people. He said, “Just think about what they do in their bedroom.”
Uh, no. I don’t want to think about what ANYONE is doing in their bedroom when I am not there (well, with a few exceptions).
Anyway, what would I expect from a magazine called “ChristWire?”
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5:46 pm
…Coming soon to a church bulletin near you!
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5:46 pm
So, ladies, if you have a fat, unkempt slob of a man who refuses to leave the tv football game to keep himself fit and living longer (not just for himself, but for you his and family), or God forbid he be fastidious and help you around the house, or keep your sex life interesting, well, you’re safe….Thank God! Count your blessings.
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5:54 pm
I love it every time he mentions quotes from Focus On The Family, one of the harshest users of propaganda in Conservative thought today. I’d think a journalist could spot nonsense with more success than this.
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5:57 pm
KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT!
You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
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9:43 am
I couldn’t think of a better example to use.
For those not familiar, this comes from Hunter S. Thompson’s ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’.
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6:12 pm
sounds like you are writing from experience….
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6:13 pm
Just one more example of “preachers” that demonize the “person” and not the “sin”.
Isn’t the greatest commandment “love one another”? How can preachers say they love when there is sooooo much HATE coming out of their mouths? Is it because this “sin” isn’t “there” sin, or the “popular” sin? Or is it because THEY STRUGGLE WITH IT THEMSELVES and they lash out in frustration just not to be found out? How do I know that? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I DID until i stopped lying to myself, to my family and friends and most importantly TO GOD!!!!! HE is not afraid of homosexuals, HE LOVES THEM!!! And NO I don’t believe homosexuality is a sin, if you dig (like a preacher) into the word of God you will see the TRUTH preachers just don’t want to see it!! Tell me preacher man WHO exactly will be lying in a BED when the rapture happens? TWO MEN!!!! AND THEY “BOTH” ARE NOT LEFT BEHIND!! HMMMMMMMM.
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6:43 pm
Should have titled this article “Is My Husband A Gay Stereotype?”
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6:54 pm
“they broadcast the news by displaying their hard, lean bodies”
How gay are you?! All this blog says to me is that you are a closeted sad gay. The only thing worse than a straight homophobe is a gay homophobe. If this wasn’t so funny I’d be angry
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7:01 pm
When the world forces homosexual men in to heterosexual marriage, what do you expect?
Apparently the author know an awful lot about ‘gay men and our courtship’
Methinks thou protest too much, sir!
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7:01 pm
if all straight men are dirty & smelly, then i am going lesbian! i like cleanliness & if only women are allowed to be clean, well i guess i will just go get myself a girlfriend. Next article by Stephenson: How to Tell If Your Wife is a Lesbian.
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7:18 pm
I am an ordained minister, I am a follower of Jesus Christ. I have 14 years of seminary…I have study the scriptures for 20 years. There is NO hate like this ever coming out of Jesus. God is not this evil, or this unloving.
Please stop spewing such hate and judgment, you who wrote this article. You give authentic Christians a bad name in the world, and by doing so you are committing the worse sin….discrediting the Holy Spirit.
Please, please stop and please start to sow unconditional love to all people.
I said a prayer for you as I wrote this, may God’s peace be with you…
Oh…and to all who are offended by this mans article…I apologize…a real follower of Christ does not think this way.
Pastor Ranay Brown
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7:33 pm
Why are you singling me out? Tell it to Dr. Dobson, he’s a minister as well. “Now that you’ve hung a label on your suspicions, you may be feeling a deep sense of betrayal, sorrow, and fear. It’s time to confront your spouse and find out the truth.”
My Spouse Struggles with Homosexuality, Focus on the Family.
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Mr. Billings,
I am reposting my response as I responded to a previous post by another individual in error.
How about feeling sorry for both spouses. The man doesn’t marry the woman to “hide” his sexuality, he marry’s her because he does love her…..what a novel concept? How about checking into history and the homophobia and abuse gay men and women have had to endure over the centuries. In some countries being gay means a death sentence. Do you actually believe gay/lesbians would “choose” to be gay?
I know gay men and lesbians who married, because it was expected of them by society, by their family and by their friends. Society’s views on being gay 30+ years ago have changed significantly. Our youth today could really care less and the majority are very accepting of people who are “gay or lesbian”. With the exception of the youth who are taught hatred and intolerance by people like you!
Most gay men did what society expected (in my generation), did what was expected of them by their families 30+ years ago. They didn’t marry their spouse to “hide” their sexuality. What a ridiculous, misinformed line of thinking. They truly loved their respective spouse, went on to the dream of the white picket fence, a home and children. If you check out the “kinsey scale” most gay men would identify in the middle or bi-sexual in their 20’s and into their 30’s even 40+’s. Just to be sure you have no doubts…..most gay men can be sexually aroused by a woman. With possibly the exception of the men and women at the top of the kinsey scale. Suggest you take the test, who knows what you may discover about yourself? At 20, a man is in his sexual prime and can achieve an erection watching 2 rabbits going at it.
All you are doing is proving that you are an incredibly ignorant, homophobic, individual, who does not have the faintest clue about the subject. Just for your information, men and women don’t “become” gay/lesbian, or “choose” to be gay/lesbian they are born with their sexuality already formed. There is also a theory that it may be genetic.
If you want to watch a true story, of a young man struggling with accepting that he is homosexual back in the late 70′s into the early 80′s I would recommend you watch the movie “Prayers for Bobby”. Sigourney Weaver won an emmy award for best actress for her performance depicting Bobby’s mother and her struggle and ultimate acceptance of gay and lesbian people. It certainly shines a new perspective on the scriptures of the bible, which incidently was written by man, in the language of the times…..alot of the words no longer hold the same meaning.
If you are a christian, never forget that God made us all, therefore God loves us all as we are, for who we are.
You have no right to sit in judgement of anybody. I am gay, married for over 27 years to a fantastic lady. I came out to her 2 1/2 years ago. I didn’t go to gym’s for anonymous sex, I didn’t strut around without my shirt, flirting with all the boys. Talk about stereotyping!
I did what society, friends and family expected of me 30 years ago because of ignorant, homophobic people like you. If society’s views were then as they are now, I would not have married a woman, but I would certainly pray that my wife was one of my best friends, which she would be, without question. Were staying together, were best of friends and she thinks the world of my boyfriend!
Ignorance, bigotry, hatred all lead to more of the same…perhaps you should really do some investigating and stop spouting your hatred and homophobia. Educate yourself, learn about the subject. Get your facts straight. Stop spreading hatred, bigotry and ignorance. Actually do some research, you’d probably be amazed at what you might learn, if your capable of setting aside your fears and intolerance. It is the 21st century.
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7:47 pm
‘salright Reverend, everyone knows that real Christians aren’t like the zealots and terrorists that Stevie and co. are.
And Stevie, for someone so bent on ‘helping the family’ and ‘wanting to protect the children’, you sure have some nerve in saying those things when you’re not married, nor do you have children. You seem to think that you know a lot about parenting when you’re not around children often enough to be an actual parent. You’ve never had to raise a child, you’ve never been married, you fear everything, you distrust everything, and you follow the fear and paranoia set by other terrorists instead of actual Christians.
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9:09 pm
My views are entirely consistent with those of mainstream Christianity. Yes, there are liberal apologists out there, but they are the minority.
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No, YOU are the minority, it’s people like YOU that give actual Christians like the good Reverend a bad name, because YOU feel that everyone should live like it was the Dark Ages with a touch of psychotic patriotism thrown in. Actual Christians who want to spread the teachings of Christ as someone who cared for his fellow man, regardless of their orientation or gender or sexual preference, are being mocked constantly because they get associated with lunatics like you who feel that only American Men are worth a grain of salt, and only if they’re Christian and Straight. The greatest haters are generally the biggest fans, and you seem to be such a closet-case, that it’s sad.
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9:58 pm
Take California for instance, the majority of people there voted AGAINST special rights for gay people. This is a majority opinion and if you think otherwise, you’re just out of touch.
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You do realize that you can just shut the hell up now, right? You’ve gone and claimed that California hates homosexuals, yet you believe that on a whole, that gay people are trying to take over the world or some bullshit and people are constantly supporting them. Then there’s the fact that your precious court room buddies said that the whole thing was bullshit and over-turned it. Not only that, if you mis-word something just right, you can bullshit EVERYONE into your beliefs regardless of what the outcome is. Everyone kept saying ‘vote yes on Prop 8 to protect marriage’ without getting into specifics. Who’s to say that half the voters were fooled into thinking that Prop 8 meant to keep marriage the way it was because the government was planning on TAKING IT AWAY FROM THEM rather than realize that this would prevent homosexuals from getting married.
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10:10 pm
And who is to say liberals didn’t trick more people into voting against Prop 8 when in their heart of hearts they never would have supported the redefinition of traditional marriage? Your shallow logic flows both ways, my young friend.
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10:13 pm
You make a very good point. Problem is, in order to make that point, you have to admit that I’m right and that your crazy-ass people may have very well rigged the way adverts for Prop 8 to be very vague. That, and you’d have to provide an example as to how they’d have to trick people into being against it.
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7:26 pm
kudos Pastor.
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Yep, your typo is still there Mr. Journalist.
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9:11 pm
Tess, once it’s published on the internet I don’t have the ability to change it. I’m sorry I’m just a journalist and not some techie. From what I understand, they need to delete the entire article and reload it if there are changes. Out of curiosity, please point out the error that you believe you see. Maybe it’s more a question of prose style that you do not understand.
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9:29 pm
You’re not even a journalist. You’ve consistently refused to provide us with your “credentials”, indicating that you do not have them.
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10:07 pm
My credentials are well received where they need to be. There’s no reason for me to provide the personal, private information you keep pestering me for. My social security number and private address are not for you.
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10:14 pm
Keep your SSN and your address, we just want to see what amounts to your license to say you’re a journalist. Otherwise, you’re a liar, and you’re going to hell for it. Then again, you’re a terrorist, so you’re probably going to hell anyway.
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10:21 pm
“There’s no reason for me to provide the personal, private information you keep pestering me for.”
Actually, I believe I’m well within my rights to request proof of your claims.
“My social security number and private address are not for you.”
Oh Jesus fucking Christ, how many times do I have to inform you on how to provide us with your credentials WITHOUT giving away your SS number and address?
1. make a COPY of your certificate
2. take the COPY YOU JUST MADE (NOT the original) and use a black marker to BLACK OUT ANY PERSONAL INFO LIKE SS#, ADDRESS, ETC
3. SCAN the BLACKED OUT COPY onto your computer and save it as an image file (you know, .jpg, .gif, etc)
4. go to http://www.tinypic.com and UPLOAD the image 5. share the URL with us so that we can see PROOF of your claims
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12:03 am
It’s not a question of a “style of prose that I don’t understand” it’s that it completely goes against the very argument you’re trying to make. Please don’t insult my intelligence, with such malarkey. Seriously, if you think it’s a matter of “prose” I’d like to know what college/university out there teaches people to write like that. I know the schools I attended for undergrad and graduate school would have slapped me silly for making such a mistake.
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8:08 pm
I haven’t figured this site out yet, but this article is hilarious. Is this site like Betty Bowers, America’s Greatest Christian, or is it for real? Lol.
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8:56 pm
Trimming pubic hair is an indication of possible homosexual behaviour? Dear author, you must be rocking a bush thick enough for Robinson Carusoe to lose himself in.
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9:24 pm
Wow, I am still trying to figure out whether this site is for real, or if this is meant to be funny.
As a married woman, I feel that the blog would have better served its audience by reminding them that this would be a difficult situation for all parties involved, and that she isn’t alone – there are others in this country involved in similar situations. Then provide resources for her to deal with the upcoming changes to one of the most significant relationships of her life – THOSE are the important facts that an investigative journalist with any kind of heart would have provided. Though the read was very entertaining, in my opinion, it was also absolute garbage.
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Not a blog.
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Totally a friggin’ blog.
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Definately a blog. Why? This is just pure rant bullshit, just like what we use to do when we were young, rant about silly things and not seeing both sides. Quite frankly, I think this BLOG is atrocious and redundant. It seeks no purpose, completely one sided, and is written by a man who praises god and questions homosexuality as if it (Oh geez) A DISEASE.
Horrid.
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From Dictionary.com:
blog
online journal where an individual, group, or corporation presents a record of activities, thoughts, or beliefs.Some blogs operate mainly as news filters, collecting various online sources and adding short comments and Internet links. Other blogs concentrate on presenting original material. In addition, many blogs provide a forum to allow visitors to leave comments and interact with the publisher.
It’s a blog.
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9:24 pm
This is probably the most INSANE, DISGRACEFUL bullshit that I have ever had the misfortune of reading.
You should be ashamed of your paranoid, narrowminded outlook on life.
Give people autonomy and stop pumping fear into the hearts and minds of people, with this fundamentalist crap.
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9:41 pm
If society was more tolerant gay men would not have to try to fix themselves or hide in marriages. We could just be. Then none of this would be an issue. By the way, how is it you know so much about gay life, yet don’t realize that gays come in all shapes, sizes and color. Not all are “lean, hard bodies”. Some are fat, ugly and gross, just like you.
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10:03 pm
Of course I realize not all gays look alike, this list as I have stated again and again (seriously, what is it with you people and reading comprehension?) is just a guideline for women looking to identify character traits in their husbands if they suspect homosexuality. One trait does not condemn the man as gay, rather this is an investigative tool to use at the beginning of your search. You people continue to take this out of context for your own short-sighted goals, really just a childish attempt to muckrack and annoy me.
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And we’ve been telling YOU that half your list is total bullshit while the other half is pretty freakin’ obvious. If a dude is flaunting about in front of a guy, then yeah, he’s probably gay, but you can’t say that homosexuality is the prime suspect of a sudden drinking binge or sexual deviancy.
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2:08 pm
“You people”? What, you mean those of us with basic cognitive reasoning?
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9:54 pm
So no interest in Church or Religion makes you a homosexual wow, what a long bow to draw, must be a lot of male and Female Homosexuals out there then, you know all the ones who are Atheist/Agnostic.
What a complete load of bollocks this “Article” is.
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9:54 pm
Seriously if your partner is gay. You should go ahead and let me be with someone of the same sex then. Why stay in a marriage when neither of you is happy. If you have children you can obviously work something out
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10:06 pm
“Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.” –1 Corinthians 6:9–10.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Mr. Billings,
You continue to prove your ignorance, stupidity, hatred and intolerance every single time you put your fingers to the keyboard and hit the “enter|” button on this “blog”. You have shown repeatedly that you have absolutely no concept of what you are talking about! We could probably change your name to Adolph Hitler II, that is the extent of your mentality. Get your head out from between the cheeks of your ass and actually learn about a topic, before you try to come across as an intelligent individual. Believe me, intelligence is the last word that should ever be associated with you. You are a total and utterly ignorant man, with from what I have read no redeeming qualities what-so-ever!! Go crawl back under your rock!
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10:08 pm
I love that this article misses out on the biggest point that needs to be made. That by shaming homosexuals and not accepting us as we are, society is helping put some gay men in situations where they pressure themselves to marry a woman without having a proper grip on knowing themselves and their sexuality before hand.
Demeaning, ignorant sentiments represented in articles like these are as big a part of the problem as anything else.
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10:23 pm
“the majority of people there voted AGAINST special rights for gay people.”
Special rights? I believe you mean equal rights.
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Click on this guy’s “Facebook me here” link and you will be redirected to his profile. Ironically, it lists him as single. Clearly this is the guy we should be taking advice from on how to find a homosexual in a straight marriage. Too funny.
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10:31 pm
Epic site is epic! XD Keep up the good work.
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10:39 pm
I know the internet was filled with articals that are nonsense, but this one takes the cake! How very sad and small minded to assume that (among other absurd claims)a well dressed and groomed man is gay. I shutter to think of the state in which the author keeps himself. Smarten up Sir.
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10:54 pm
The things in this article make me fear for the progress (or lack there of) we thought we were making as a species able to reason and come to thoughtful, logical, fact based conclusions. The completely retarded statements made in this piece have stolen a part of my faith in people and has hurt my brain.
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11:02 pm
You missed an important sign.
- Is your husband a Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer or Antique Soda Bottle Collector? Research shows that 100 percent of the men in these two groups are flaming, closeted homosexuals.
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Nicely done Matt. I had pretty much the same thought when I read this tool’s bio.
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11:20 pm
Clearly you’re a “journalist” who lacks the ability to see his mistake. Take a look at the third sentence in your second paragraph:
“Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world.”
Why would a gay man use marriage to seek “playmates in the HETEROSEXUAL world?” But no, you’re perfect and don’t make mistakes. That error had me laughing off the bat.
I don’t buy the “I can’t make any edits once I’ve submitted my rubbish” excuse. The host where my sports blog entries are posted allows me to edit. In fact very few sites with such a set up would prevent its members from fixing their mistakes, whether spelling, grammar or content.
I think you should stop calling yourself a “journalist” because even real journalists at the most rinky dink of newspapers has someone to proof what they print. Clearly, if you had a proofer/editor, they would have caught this mistake.
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2:05 am
Hi Tess, yes that’s precisely what I meant and it is not a mistake as you so quickly assume. The homosexual secreted away in traditional marriage seeks other men in the “heterosexual world,” by which I mean, in essence, that he is seeking other men who have same-sex desires but who would otherwise identify as “straight”. This is not a typo, though it surprises me you are so giddy at the prospect.
As for the editing process, please direct your questions to the tech dept. of this website. I submit my articles for publication and the times we have edited them, it has resulted in resetting the publication from the beginning. I am not technophile, and though I appreciate your input, you are obviously not familiar with the particulars in this case. Please try not to approach such issues with arrogance, it only undermines your credibility and makes you sound like a shrill, conceited buffoon.
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8:52 am
“Please try not to approach such issues with arrogance, it only undermines your credibility and makes you sound like a shrill, conceited buffoon.”
Pot, meet kettle.
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8:15 am
The phrase “seek[ing] playmates in the heterosexual world” implies that this man would be looking for WOMEN. The word “heterosexual” relates to individuals of opposing gender.
For you to insist that this sentence is written the way you intended belies a lack of understanding of English words and phrasing. Had you meant the this man was looking for other MEN, you should have written “seeks playmates in the homosexual world”.
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12:12 pm
Simply put, you are an arrogant imbecile. You no comprehension of sophisticated writing and would not notice a turn of phrase if it was a knife digging into your gullet.
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There’s a difference between a ‘turn of phrase’, and butchery of the English language. You never passed High School English, so I suggest you go back and get your GED.
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Oh, my god. Pure gold.
“You no comprehension of sophisticated writing and would not notice a turn of phrase if it was a knife digging into your gullet.”
“You no comprehension”? What? Someone is clearly either very, very upset and forgetting words as he writes in anger or lacking any comprehension of sophisticated writing. Rather ironic, I’d say.
Not going to pick at his typos any further, I think he is quite capable of displaying his own butchering of English language on his own.
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Nicely done! This comes across as a serious post on the surface. It’s always funny to see how many people believe things like this are actually meant in earnest. Humans; a mammal in conflict with reality.
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I’m a Homo Hubby who’s trying to hide my abhorrent and disgusting homosexual behavior from my obedient christian wife. Thanks, christwire, for alerting me to all the tell-tale behavior patterns!
Haha, for real tho, this is fuckin HILARIOUS!!!!! =)
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I know what sarcasm is. Not funny.
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OMG! NOOOOOOOO Im a gay male! Oh no, sorry Im a hetrosexual female. My bad.
I reckon Stephenson is gay and cant make it out of the closet.
But seriously – maybe Christ was gay? Nah, stick with me here. The bible babbles on about all these males around him all the time. Pictures of the last supper depict an all male line up. I reckon Christ was/is gay and no-one has worked it out yet.
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u serious?????????/ lol … all my gay friends are exactly the opposite!! it’s my straight friends who are the sluts… lol.
I’m a lesbian… most family-oriented, abstinent in so many ways in my group of friends. Not beacuse I want to prove anything to anyone but just because this is who I am… Just because I am in love wiht a woman it doesn’t mean I’m immoral.
This article is hilarious. Only a “closeted” mind would say this!
And hey, lying (making up facts and slandering a group of people) is a sin too… and it’s actually one of the commandments…
Jesus would be ashamed.. Because, just so you know, tons of gay people like Jesus, many of us are Christian and like our Christian friends, it’s only the ones that make up stuff about us that we don’t like…
God is LOVE!
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To lie with another man is an abomination and is punishable by death. No where in the bible does it state that it is a sin. An abomination does not mean sin it simply means unclean. This post may not have anything to do with the article it’s self but you cliam to be a christian, there for you are above homosexuals? Well let me just point out a few things i’m sure you yourself have done that are a sin.
Ever eaten a porkchop or played football? as posted, the only men that should be in a gym are atheltes?
Leviticus 11:8- “You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.”
So to all the athletes in the gym and that play football, you should all burn in hell because you touched a football and you probably ate a porkchop or ribs at a tailgate.
Leviticus 19:19 reads, “You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”
So you go ahead and tell all of the farmers in america that if they plant two seeds side by side they’re going to burn in hell. And i can guarantee that the clothes you have on your back are made of more than one material.
Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”
So what does this tell our children who want to reach out to God for guidance? Well sorry but your great great grandmother had a child out of wedlock, so you are a banned from the church?
Timothy 2:9- “Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments.”
So you’re telling me that every person that has a gold wedding band, the symbol of marriage, or women who wear pearl earings are going to burn in hell?
Leviticus 11:10 reads, “But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you.”
So all of the people are eating shrimp or lobster are going to burn in hell?
Most of these posts are from the old testament, which christians don’t consider to be law. If you’re going to ignore most of the book of leviticus and the do’s and dont’s of the word of god, why not ignore the passage in Leviticus 18:22 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”
You people that are “Christians” need to open your eyes and see that most of the things you do are indeed a sin, whether it follows the laws of god or not! I was born and raised Catholic, therefore, i had to study the bible, and learn the bible and understand the bible. So you tell me where in the bible, God says, it is a SIN to lie with another man. I’m a proud gay man, and i find that everything you write is bigotry and nonsense. Maybe you should actually READ the bible yourself and not go off your statistics and articles, and go by the word of god, because as far as i’m concerned, you don’t know shit about the bible. And as far as my references go? My reference IS the holy bible it’s self! So in the words of Matthew 7:1- Judge not lest ye be judged for with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. So follow the bible, or in the words of me “BURN IN HELL!!”
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Yes, we’ve all seen this cut & paste nonsense on a thousand other Christian websites. Please try and come up with something original, I don’t respond to this ready made propaganda from the Left.
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And you use pre-packaged blog posts and responses from the Right, so how the hell are you any different? You’re nothing but another sheep in the mass produced line-up of paranoid zealots who condemn everything for no reason.
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Come up with something original? My, Mr. Billings, you should be ASHAMED of yourself! Something original! You realize that something ORIGINAL might be art, and you KNOW art is GAY! Are you promoting the Gay Agenda?
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Yes, and what is your response to each of these charges? Not the church’s, not some propaganda blog, but YOURS, personally?
Man up the challenge.
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12:14 pm
Tell it to the DJ at your local disco. I don’t do requests from conceited failures.
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The shining example of a Christian people! LET THE WORLD KNOW HIS LOVE!
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You’re delusional! I saw my neighbor working on the sabbath, I now have the right to kill them? Oh wait, but isn’t murder a sin and a crime? I’m confused
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4:38 am
A complete lack of rational thought and Christianity really do go hand in hand don’t they? Thanks for the laugh.
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It’s so sad that gay men end up marrying women. It’s sad for their wives, who end up suspicious and unloved. It’s sad for the men, who feel they have to sneak about and hide who they really are. It’s sad for their kids, who have to endure unhappy parents. So why don’t we just stop pressuring gay men to marry women in the first place and let them be gay without making them feel bad about themselves. Then no one ends up in an unhappy marriage. By being so anti-gay, you force young gay men into marriages that they can’t sustain – and make everyone unhappy.
I just don’t get why Christians, who claim to love people, have to be so hateful. Homosexuality is different to what you’re used to – I get that. But why must you insist on seeing it as a bad thing. 10% of people are gay. Always have been, always will be. So just leave them alone and get on with your own life. They really aren’t the threat you think they are…
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that is the stupidest piece of crap ive ever heard in my life, just because men care more for their personal hygiene and bodies does not make them gay (yes that may be a possibillity) but in todays times men have learnt that they need to care for themselves more, and all the other points about gym and taking their tops off have u actually thought that they may wnt to work ot more to build their strength or take their tops off because it may be hot. and anyway who cares if their gay or not thats their buissness not anyone elses, in todays society we should be more open and understanding of others, not discriminate or come out with a load of rubbish why someone may be gay or a load or signs to spot their gay because their is no way to spot if someone is gay or not because gay poeple can look exactly like anyone else. and just for the record id like to say the list of signs is a load of crap and im in full suport of gay poeple, unlike some people.
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12:34 pm
Well, one thing about Mr. Billings is that his gaydar is working 100%. Gets lonely in that dark closet, doesn’t Mr. Billings, or should I say Adolph?
I’m gay and proud of it! It took most of my life to utter those words without guilt or shame, because of ignorant people like you!
Come on Mr. Billings, peak out that closet door…..then one foot…pretty soon it won’t be such an issue for you. Promise. LMAO IDIOT!!
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Well, one thing about Mr. Billings is that his gaydar is working 100%. Gets lonely in that dark closet, doesn’t it Mr. Billings, or should I say Adolph?
I’m gay and proud of it! It took most of my life to utter those words without guilt or shame, because of ignorant people like you!
Come on Mr. Billings, peak out that closet door…..then one foot…pretty soon it won’t be such an issue for you. Promise. LMAO IDIOT!!
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6:17 am
hi there, i’m a gay homosexual male. do you have any plans in future to write any features about ‘is my gay boyfriend straight?’ .. since he’s been speaking with woman so much lately, getting drunk and not looking after the kids (our kittens).. and beating his mom up.. ya know, in a hetro kinda way. thanks.
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It’s not really in my nature, but I’m going to try really hard to be at least bi-sexual from now on. I think the only way to combat this garbage is to ensure that it’s counterproductive.
I guess I’ll start with a little gay porn and work my way up from there.
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6:53 am
This is the funniest page i’ve ever seen. Is this for real?
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Stephenson, I’m openly gay and either I’m very unlucky or just don’t get out enough! I go to gyms and none of that stuff happens. Besides, I wouldn’t do it with a guy I’d just met in a “steam room” – they could have any number of STDs. I’d want to get to know them first, and beds are way more comfortable as a rule. And cigarettes? Eww… Then again I live in a country where 87% of people don’t smoke and it’s seen as a bit of a social marker – only poor people who we call “bogans” do it. As for wanting to smell nice … it couldn’t possibly be that no woman in her right mind will date someone with bad BO, could it? And as for the body hugging stuff, if you’ve got it, flaunt it – but I sure as hell don’t have it. I prefer people to ignore my overweightness.
My mates go to Bali every so often for a week at a time but the only people I ever see them with in their voluminous Facebook photos are fellow Australian tourists of the opposite sex. And I know plenty of alcoholic straight men – gay guys are often way more career focused as they dont have family and etc to hold them back – and some of course don’t want to think about being gay all the time especially if they’re single and dateless so throw all their energy into their work.
There are Christian gay men, I know a few, and they’d most definitely be attentive and interested in spiritual issues and church – Id imagine most who go to church and feign an interest are actually agnostics who want to keep their wife / other members of their family happy.
I have a couple of younger friends but I’m obviously missing something as I only get quick hello and goodbye hugs and certainly never get any gifts apart from joke birthday cards, let alone expensive ones. I should demand more cologne. I don’t even use cologne, I use Axe/Lynx, but hey – I can sell it on Ebay I guess.
And Australia’s alternative prime minister, a staunch anti-gay Catholic man married with kids, is frequently enough seen in speedos on a beach in full public view (often on national TV) that there’s jokes about it. I don’t know how he would react if you were to tell him he’s a raving homosexual, especially given he says he feels “threatened” by gay people, who he believes “challenge the natural order of things”. I’m not sure if he said these things in speedos or out of them.
So yes, a bit of an odd one.
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This is truly disappointing article.
I won’t bother going through your 15 points, as others have destroyed them pretty efficiently. Though I would query your preface to those points. You said the 15 points were drawn from “the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals”.
I’m calling b/s on that. Not one of those points sounded like it came from a ‘medical professional’. And who the heck knows what a ‘spiritual professional’ is, but it didn’t sound like the points came from them either. More likely, these were 15 points off the top of your head, or perhaps gathered over a dinner-table discussion with your prayer group.
Instead, I’d like to challenge your opening paragraphs. That’s the most disappointing part of this whole rubbish article.
You write:
“are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk”
You don’t state what the “risks” are. Could you please clarify? One immediately thinks of sexually-transmitted diseases, but you’ve not specifically said this is what you meant.
If it is what you meant, do you have any data to support the assertion that gay men in straight marriages are more likely to engage in unsafe sex with other gay men, and then bring any STDs into their families?
Further, do you have any data to support the implication that unfaithful husbands who have sex with other women do not similarly put their families at risk? Surely the issue of STD-transmission works no matter who the unfaithful husband sleeps with. No?
You wrote:
“For these types, the shame of being “outed” is so great that they will go to extremes to hide their lustful activities, even tricking a woman to marry them to appear normal in society. Sometimes it’s the nervous family who has rushed a young man into marriage out of a fear that his secret will be exposed”
It is disappointing that you didn’t stand up and take some of the blame here. The ‘shame’ of which you write is created and reinforced by people like you, and by websites like this. If it weren’t for people like you denouncing gays as immoral / sinful / wicked, then perhaps there would be no ‘shame of outing’.
As a case in point, in more tolerant, less judgmental societies (such as ancient Greece, or modern-day Europe), there is no such shame in being ‘outed’. But in middle America??
Do you really believe it’s your God-given duty to perpetuate the shame, and thus force genuinely-gay men into sham marriages?
And again, you have to ask why the families are ‘nervous’, as you mentioned in next sentence? Is it because they fear judgmental Christians such as yourself? Again, you’re not only creating shame for the gay man (and allegedly forcing him to marry a woman), but you’re creating shame for the families of gay men. Can you at least acknowledge that you are the cause of all this?
You wrote:
“For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life. ”
I can’t believe you even wrote this sentence. Where is your evidence to support such an incredulous claim?
In any event, I doubt whether it is true for any significant proportion of the gay community. We don’t become ‘gay’ out of boredom.
Did you become straight out of boredom?
You wrote:
“Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.”
I know you think your paragraph here sounds all very scientific, but actually you’ve scored an ‘own goal’. Cheers.
Let me explain how you did this. Your two points are:
a) Drugs lower inhibitions.
b) Drugs drive people to same-sex experimentation.
Therefore, to paraphrase: if you lower people’s inhibitions, it will lead so more same-sex experimentation.
Put the other way, the only thing stopping people from experimenting with the same sex is their inhibitions. Cheers!
So, you’ve basically said that same-sex attraction is:
a) natural
b) being unnaturally inhibited.
Cheers.
You wrote:
“they will go to extremes to hide their lustful activities”
Do you know any gay people, sir? Have you ever met a gay couple? If so, I wonder why you use the judgement-ridden term “lustful” activities. Why not “loving” activities?
I offer you an open invitation to come to my house. My partner and I have been married for almost 4 years. I ask you to come and spend a weekend with us. You won’t find any drugs, sex toys or porn in the house. We don’t do the gardening topless, and we don’t watch re-runs of the Golden Girls. Instead, I think you’ll find two men who love each other deeply, exactly as many straight, married couples do.
Are you up for the challenge?
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I thought The Onion was funny but you guys had me rolling on the floor. You guys are going to the top of the comedy section in my bookmarks.
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7:53 am
I have an idea.
If you have an inkling that your husband may be gay, perhaps you SHOULD ASK HIM.
Never mind the many ridiculous stereotypes perpetuated by this article. (Frankly, it’s *almost* equally as offensive to straight men who you’ve implied should be smelly, slovenly, poorly-dressed men with limited social lives, among other things.)
The insinuation running rife through this article is that gay men cannot be trusted and will essentially lie, cheat and steal to perpetuate their “lifestyle” and fulfill their “desires.” …why, exactly? It is true that gay men lie, cheat and steal…but I’ve seen no empirical or statistical evidence that they do so at a rate any higher than straight men, or other human beings of any sexuality or gender, for that matter. But at this point in time, given the turning tide of public opinion, what is the point in a gay man being and staying married to a woman?
I’m surprised an article written to counsel Christian married women would suggest they mistrust, snoop, and harbor inane suspicions about their husbands’ most likely perfectly harmless interests and activities (like working out at the gym). Suppose a woman read this and found her COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL husband matches up to a large number of these “suspicious tendencies”…AS MINE DOES…you can congratulate yourself for being responsible for ruining the trust a perfectly normal, healthy marriage should she take your advice and start making crazy assumptions about her husband.
Why not just suggest they sit down and have an open and honest conversation about their respective sexualities??
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Oh thank the lord, my husband scores 0/15. He’s definitely lesbian, innit?
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Haha! This is hilarious. What a load of nonsense!
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Wow, what a load of rubbish. Do you actually know any real life gay people? What about guys who wear skinny jeans, go to gym and look after their appearance but are not gay? Have you ever been to, for example, London? A lot of girls around here LIKE guys like that, and we know it. I enjoy the live music scene, where you find a lot of guys who dress like that but are most definitely heterosexual and masculine, just not in a 1950s bringing home the bacon way.
This is by far the most fundamentally retarded article I have ever written – totally based in your own private reality at every turn. I’m not even going to bother to refute anything because I see everyone in the comments has rightly torn you many new ones.
Big Up The Comedian.
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LOL the message is clear, don’t let your boys join the Boy Scouts or the Army or the Navy or the Air Force … they’re all GAY. This one made me laugh so much it brought tears to my eye:
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks? He may be craving physical affirmation from other men and desperately looking for hints of shared desires in those around him.
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16) Does he like to eat bananas or hot dogs? What about corndogs? Men who enjoy phallic foods maybe be secretly becoming aroused at pretending to perform fellatio on foods-on-a-stick.
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If “gay” men are atheist, attentive to their appearance and their home, work out but have little interest in sports, sometimes wear skinny jeans, like lube, role-play and sex toys, travel frequently to big cities and Asia, have lots of friendly male friends, are sarcastic and ironic, cry on occasion, enjoy pop culture, show off their hot physiques, and like to drink, I say bring on the gay men!!! I’d much rather be married to the man described above than a narrow-minded “heterosexual” as you describe it.
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Stephenson,
Although I understand your intention, to protect women from what could potentially be a very emotional and heartbreaking end to their marriage, but what your article does is nothing more than encourage gay men to feel more pressure to deny and hide what they really are.
Many of the claims you’ve made are half-truths, picked to suit the agenda that gay men are out to ruin women’s lives out of deceit and their own personal gain. That is simply not the case. What they are doing is fighting for acceptance – the acceptance that people like you refuse to give them. Without the pressure to act a certain way, live a certain lifestyle and comply with YOUR beliefs, they would not be put in this situation in the first place… and women wouldn’t be caught up in these circumstances.
I am personally offended by your claim that same-sex experimentation is also linked to drug and alcohol abuse. Unless you are gay yourself you have no idea what may drive a person to substance abuse – again, it is far more likely to be caused by the overwhelming pressure and lack of self-worth associated with constantly being judged. If anyone is responsible for this is it people like yourself who pass judgment. They wouldn’t feel shame to be “outed” if you bigoted religious organizations weren’t promoting the behaviour.
Homosexuality is not a choice, whether you choose to believe it or not. Respect, dignity and understanding are. Perhaps you should focus your efforts on improving the situation, rather than perpetuate it. Remember, your actions will be judged as well.
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How to tell if your Christina is a bigot?
1.) He writes a blog……….
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Points 1,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,13,14 can also apply to a heterosexual man having an affair with a young Asian girl from South East Asia.
Points (1), (3) and (10) are obvious. These men when with their Asian girlfriends tend to hang out with a younger crowd of other Asians too. Hence they need to look good (4), build some muscle (5) and act young (6). Also explains why they hang out with so many young guys (10). SOME of these girls are more willing to explore beyond procreational sex, leading these men to expect their wives to do so too (7). Now its warm in Thailand and booze is cheap, men usually go shirtless(13) and get drunk(14).
Points 2,8,11,12 describe SOME of behaviour of different types of homosexual men. HOWEVER, I think they DON’T the behaviour of a repressed homosexual in a heterosexual marriage. Keyword is repressed. If a man is bold enough to flirt with other men in public (2) and look at a man’s privates in private (8), he certainly wouldn’t be in a heterosexual marriage. Remember, he entered into the heterosexual marriage to repress his desires not flaunt it. Almost the same argument holds for (11) and (12).
Point 15 seems to apply to SOME girls who have since been affectionately knowns as “fag-hags”. They won’t read your article.
From all the comments above, it seems like there’s only one GOOD reason to suspect that your husband is a homosexual. That is, when he’s homophobic.
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Really? Gym membership but no interest in sports? Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”? Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home?
These are the signs?!?!?!?
So basically every straight man needs to just suck at life, be fat, live in a dump and not care about what they wear. It’s so tiring to hear stereotypes of what equals you might be gay.
Maybe your next post can be what signs you might be a redneck.
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I came across this article posted by a friend on facebook and it compelled me to sign up for this website simply to speak out against this bigotry. Steve, I found myself laughing at almost every sentence you wrote because it sounds like you have watched a couple episodes of Queer As Folk and then wrote this article. Have you ever even met a gay man before?
I truly feel sorry for you and any of your readers if you really believe this crap. Did you even stop to think about how many perfectly good marriages you might be ruining by writing this article? Some young and naive wife is going to read this, become extremely paranoid if her husband shows any signs of “abnormalities” (as you put it), and she’ll end up divorcing or leaving her husband. Way to go! Way to do “God’s work”!
Oh, and one more thing, it says a lot about this website that when you register for it, it asks you to either pick “normal” or “gay/lesbian”…nice, real nice!
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OHMIGOD! This article is like a page right out of my life! My husband does or has done all of these things! (So tell the haters on this site to f*** off.)
I now know the problem is with me: my husband has caught the gay and I only have my own self to blame. I’m obviously not sexy enough for him — or maybe I should just let him do me up the ass with his donkey dong like he keeps telling me he wants. Jesus, please forgive me for my husband’s faggotry. Please don’t send me to hell. No, oh, no, PLEEEASE!
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He could be European?
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Hey, check your statistics.
You say:
“Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages.”
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr57/nvsr57_19.pdf
There are only about 2 million marriages TOTAL in the US. By your quote that would mean that practically EVERY MARRIAGE IN THE UNITED STATES IS STRUGGLING WITH HOMOSEXUALITY.
Stop making things up and reporting it as if it were true.
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@Ryan:
“http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr57/nvsr57_19.pdf
There are only about 2 million marriages TOTAL in the US.”
Um, dude. I don’t agree with this “article” but that number you’re referencing is the number of marriages that OCCURRED in 2008, not the total active marriages! You think out of 310 billion people in the states only .6% of them are married?!
(http://www.census.gov/population/www/popclockus.html)
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Absolutely unbelievable! Total rubbish…
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Sir,
You are an idiot and misinformed. I am a legally married gay man, and as you maintain the fashions supposedly worn by gay men is streotypical and shameful!!! I run a Fashion Blog and none of the gay men or my partner wears skinny jean and tight fitting shirts!!!
Have you heard of Metrosexualism? These straight men have a high sense of style and care about how they look, this does not make them gay.
Me thinks thou protest too much!!!
“YOU SIR” sound like repressed homosexual and needs to come out!!!
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William, it sounds as if you’re just looking for another guy to shop at your website! What’s the address, in the name of objectivity I’d like to take a look.
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Sir,
As a gay man and a christian, I must take you as a fraud. You claim to have done research, and many of the readers have asked for your scientific sources. You have faild to provide ONE scientific source. Other blogs sites and wikepedia are NOT scholarly sources. I do think you are homophobic. I am gay, and I have NEVER (NO NOT ONCE) done any of those silly “signs” you are claiming. This blog – yes blog – is an insult to the scientifc community. You sir should be ashamed of yourself. Focus on the family has never climed to argue against homosexuality from a scientific paradigm. They argue from moralictic and ethical paradigm. You are so confused…. I will take you to the Lord in prayer… may God have mercy on your sorry ass.
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11:35 am
Waittttt, so only married men can be homosexuals? I’m pretty sure there are plenty of equally homosexual women married ot men. However, ‘faggots’ are more frowned upon then ‘lesbians’. This whole post was filled with more inaccurate facts and a bunch of bull crap. Again, you’re an idiot.
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So Stephenson Billings….I will be happy to tell you that we have 5 mutual friends on facebook……ALL YOUNG GAY BOYS…… you closeted right wing douche bag…. quit attacking us gay men because you are insecure with your own sexuality…..
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Andrew, I don’t think it’s really appropriate for you to “out” the sexual issues of people on Facebook. Young men often go through crises as they face the adult world and work responsibilities. I believe it’s particularly hard today when our schools and the media send mixed messages about what is acceptable in normal society. I am here to help those who need the hand of maturity and experience in their lives. Mock that if you will, but I am happy to do what I can to guide these young men.
If you’d like to join your friends and become my friend as well, there is a link below. I won’t bite! God bless,
Stephenson Billings, Investigative Journalist
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001366922231
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Again, Stevie’s bein’ a predator. Ain’t it funny? You say homosexuality is a terrible thing, yet we all know the truth, just stop lying to yourself.
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Stephenson Billings “Investigative Journalist”
ooh. that may be my favorite part!!
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LOL, I didnt “out” anyone. I said 5 anonymous people that we have mutual friends with. YOU say you help them? just offering a hand?! suuuuuure. dude you are a closet pedophile, I’ve dealt with douchbags like you before… you kinda look like one I dealt with…his name was Steve Meyers…I helped bring down his “christian” radio show because he was being inappropriate with the youth staff…I was one of the staff. Keep your disgusting lies to yourself and stay away from us young boys.
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11:46 am
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read. I only wish it had been intentional humor.
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The site is satire, right? It’s brilliantly done, if so, because it’s almost believable…please tell me it’s satire.
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I thought J. Edgar Hoover was dead…this reeks of the Red Scare and ‘wholesome’ 1950s family values. Vomit.
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I was born in the 1950s and your conception of that time period is completely false, yet another lie of the liberal slosh they teach in schools. What you people forget is that was an era when many second generation Americans (Italians, Irish, Poles) were moving out of the inner city into neighborhoods where they owned homes and land for the first time. They started families in wholesome communities, they joined local organizations like PTA and got involved. It was a momentous shift for our culture and family values is something real, it does not deserve to be placed in quotes by the likes of you. Sure, I do have a lot of respect for that time period, especially considering the horrific era of drugs, sex and disease that followed. If you were married and had children, would you prefer some violent, drug-infested ghetto or the bucolic of lifestyle of being a property owner surrounded by lawns of flowers and grass?
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/I was born in the 1950s and your conception of that time period is completely false, yet another lie of the liberal slosh they teach in schools.//
You’re telling me that it’s a lie that you assholes just pointed at people you didn’t like, say they were communist, and then tried to get them jailed for what actually amounted to you hating them?
//Sure, I do have a lot of respect for that time period, especially considering the horrific era of drugs, sex and disease that followed.//
What, you were one of the few kids growing up that didn’t think it was fun? You were that much of a hardass and unlikeable prick when you were 10?
//If you were married and had children, would you prefer some violent, drug-infested ghetto or the bucolic of lifestyle of being a property owner surrounded by lawns of flowers and grass?//
And you know NOTHING about being married or having children. Again, you’re not qualified to give out advice, especially when you’re dealing with variables like PEOPLE.
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I was looking through your sources, and none of them came from scholarly articles or journals. If you have ever taken a basic research class at a university or college, you know the websites you are referencing would never make it to the works cited page. Instead of commenting on my grammar and whatever else to take attention away from this point, maybe it would be in your best interest re-write the article using legitimate sources as a rebuttal.
I understand you have a different viewpoint, but if this blog is trying to influence a population without clear, unbiased facts to back it up, it does not have much ground to stand on now does it? It is doing an injustice to those you are trying to “help.”
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Thanks to this, I just started believing in Eugenics.
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Well Mr. Stephenson. It seems you have described YOUR perfect man. I’m glad you were able to communicate what you like about men. I’ll make sure to vote for you and your partners happy marriage. Tell me, is it going to be Star Trek themed? I know many wedding planners who wear tight clothes and are very fastidious. But hey, at least we know they are going to throw you one great wedding.
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yo dawg, correlation does not equal causation.
ex: There are gay men in the workforce. Be careful! Does your husband work daily? He might be meeting other gay men to gave sex on his union mandated coffee breaks.
Please try and tell me this form of reasoning is not the basis for your article. I’m sorry, but its poorly written, and even as just an opinion piece(which is not what you appear to think it is), its terrible at getting across whatever ideas you may have had. Hell, I could have probably done better with just an hour of time and google scholar.
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Well, by that thesis nothing can be proven because everything observable is not to be trusted. Do you understand the idea of faith, of believing in things which may be just beyond your reach? I am confident in my sources and in the justifications of this news article. I do not need your ham-fisted pseudo science to bring me down. It’s rather laughable, really, that so many of you single (and gay) men have come here simply to spam me with open hostility and threats. But no worries, I am not dissauded. Many times your types of people have attacked Christians for their faith and yet we have still survived and flourished.
“I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, “Move from here to there” and it will move.” –Matthew 17:20.
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I honestly don’t think you understand what the term “pseudo-science” means. Care to give me your definition?
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//Well, by that thesis nothing can be proven because everything observable is not to be trusted.//
Hey, if you wanna run with that, go for it. That kind of conspiracy theory is better than the crap you put out.
//Do you understand the idea of faith, of believing in things which may be just beyond your reach?//
Apparently you don’t, you feel that people need to know every single detail about someone and that they can’t trust them or have faith in them whatsoever.
//I am confident in my sources and in the justifications of this news article.//
Let me guess, because, like you, they’re trying to ‘help families’ even though they have no experience with any subject matter that they bitch and whine about, like you.
//I do not need your ham-fisted pseudo science to bring me down. It’s rather laughable, really, that so many of you single (and gay) men have come here simply to spam me with open hostility and threats.//
There you go, making assumptions again, just because you can’t accept any idea other than your own.
//But no worries, I am not dissauded. Many times your types of people have attacked Christians for their faith and yet we have still survived and flourished. //
No, crazies get attacked for wanting to tear down the basic rights that this country’s government’s founders wanted to give people. You sir, want to take this nation that is supposed to welcome anyone and everyone of different race, gender, and religion with open arms, and turn it into a tyrannical Christian society where only Christianity is accepted and only the forms you perceive to be the right ones.
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“Well, by that thesis nothing can be proven because everything observable is not to be trusted. Do you understand the idea of faith, of believing in things which may be just beyond your reach?”
Faith has nothing to do with a woman being suspicious of her spouse being gay. Do not confuse faith with being concerned for the well being of your relationship. And I agree that Correlation does not equal causation. Ive seen you’re very adamant about articles pertaining to “secret lives of sex addicts”, etc., etc. By your logic, Im faithful that you may be a sex addict yourself, or even a homosexual. But hey, there’s absolutely nothing wrong about either of those kinds of things in the long run. I know you don’t agree, but that’s not my problem.
“I am confident in my sources and in the justifications of this news article.”
Which you still have yet to cite, I might add. If Ive missed it, I do apologize and ask if you direct me appropriately.
“I do not need your ham-fisted pseudo science to bring me down. It’s rather laughable, really, that so many of you single (and gay) men have come here
simply to spam me with open hostility and threats.”
Perspective is mighty is it not, Mr. Billings? You do realize that this is a very offensive and poorly handled article, correct? Observe the comments to it. It is not coincidence that the majority is very upset with what youve written.
“But no worries, I am not dissauded. Many times your types of people have attacked Christians for their faith and yet we have still survived and flourished.”
Sadly, because Christians feel the need to spread their faith through a force-feeding technique, in my humble opinion. Or maybe its even because Christians believe themselves to be right, and everyone not like them to be wrong. Thats a very egotistical believe to have. Homosexuality being a great example.
“I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, “Move from here to there” and it will move.” –Matthew 17:20.
I have never in my entire life seen what was in portrayed in this sentence without the help of 100 other men. Should it be figuratively speaking, statements like this feed on the weak minded, and those who are not comfortable with creating their own path. Interpret that as you will.
Amongst everything else, I feel the saddest thing for Christians is that they dont realize that religion is not the only thing they can faithfully connect themselves to, in which it is absolutely positive. There are many other things in this world that teach the same good natured values that Christianity claims to embrace, and none of them believe they are more right than any other.
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Mr. Billings,
If you truly meant no harm in this article, I would like to approach you with the perspective that the tone and words you chose could be easily seen in a very negative way. Half of the article I couldn’t take seriously due to how outlandish all your bullets and statements were. I highly doubt that the evidence you have will translate easily to what you have written here. Its highly possibly you may have even taken your evidence in wild exaggeration.
All in all, as you seem to be directing this post to concerned women, you sure made them look stupid. As if they hadnt figured to know any of this in the first place. Marriages dont just happen without each partner knowing and trusting each other ultimately, or I would hope so. Even so, if one partner should decide they wish to experiment in another path of life, the unconditional love you have for that person should see you through any bitterness, resentment, sadness, and anger you might come across.
This is article was in very poor taste, and not taken with the care and caution it rightly deserves.
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Have you ever been to Europe, you retarded old idiot? Skinny jeans and perfume are indication of homosexuality? By that logic, most of European men are gay. This type of generalizing puts you in a cetegory of worthless penis-fart fucking retard.
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2:34 pm
Euro – haha those are the best words to describe that greasy turd! You made my day.
I love how the really intelligant informative comments he doesn’t reply too.
He has special sources that are invisible to anyone that is not a bigot!
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1:38 pm
This article is complete trash.. and every time you try to defend a point you dig yourself deeper..
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Hmmm. Maybe if homosexuality was accepted openly everywhere… there would be no such thing as a woman marrying a man in denial about their sexuality and there would be no need for this large pile of absolute and utter nonsense.
Furthermore, this site and others like it, in their incredible ignorance and perpetuation of small-mindedness, are quite simply a disgrace to our society.
The fact that you do this in the name of a religious healer, leader, and promoter of peace and acceptance is sad.
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Ghandi
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2:09 pm
Here is to hope:
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2:14 pm
Well, with that said: All the more reason to LEGALIZE SAME-SEX marriage, so that “incognito” gays can marry among themselves, instead of some innocent, unassuming heterosexual! Write to your state representatives now and encourage them to SUPPORT same-sex marriage!
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2:23 pm
One just has to look at the “journalist” that wrote this piece of garbage to know what little merit it holds.
CLEARLY he has latent homosexual tendencies himself (by his obvious “obsession” with what he refers to and thinks is the “homosexual lifestyle”.
From his “mug shot” looks like a creepy pedophile and he calls himself a “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer” Ewwwww, talk about CREEPY!!! I wouldn’t let this imbecile NEAR my children, let alone any children!
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6:46 pm
No need for the bitter ad hominem attacks, AJ. This is a Christian website expressing Christian and AMERICAN values. If you can’t handle that, then get out of the oven.
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//No need for the bitter ad hominem attacks, AJ. This is a Christian website expressing Christian and AMERICAN values. If you can’t handle that, then get out of the oven.//
Two fails in two sentences. You used ad hominem wrong and you used a phrase wrong, nice. As for your expressions, it just shows that you don’t give a shit about any other country AND you proved my point that you don’t care about either/or, it has to be BOTH.
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2:27 pm
It’s amazing how many rules there are to be straight according to the author. All of these hoops to jump through, things to avoid, and traps to fall into. Thankfully, being gay, we don’t have to subscribe to any of these.. we are free to live our lives as we see fit without worrying that some Christian fringe author may take our behavior as abnormal and judge us accordingly. It must be exhausting to over analyze every H&M shirt that passes you in whatever small town you are from.
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That was hilarious! Keep up the good work.
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2:44 pm
This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in a long time. How on earth, in 2010, can these hardcore Christians still know so little about homosexuality???
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2:45 pm
Okay.. joke’s over, spill the beans… you’re Sacha Baron Cohen, doing another BORTAT movie, right??
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2:47 pm
hilarious! surprised no one else is in on the joke. great job, internet!
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Dear Stephen, thank you for your brave and insightful article and attitude in general. I couldn’t agree more. I can’t stand the gayification of our society. Even the word gay used to mean happy!
But if I may, there is a simple test for concerned women to find out if their husband is gay. If you are a concerned wife get your husband to do this – when another man is f**king him up the arse, get him to look down and check to see if he has a hard on. If he has, then he’s a f**king fagg*t. Job done.
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Thanks for the kinds words and God bless!
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I can’t tell if this is serious or not.
On one hand, it’s incredibly funny. On the other, of course, it makes you sick to the stomach, realizing: look how much attention this sad excuse for a christian received.
Just to be safe, I pray for you, “Stephenson Billings”.
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16. Is your husband named Stephenson Billings? If so, he is most likely a homo, albeit a self-loathing one.
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3:43 pm
My husband is most definitely gay and this article is AMAZING. Thanks for the giggles!
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3:59 pm
Dear Author,
From one of your OWN REFERENCES, Top Signs Your Husband Is Gay
#7. A consistent overreaction to anything concerning gay men — extreme homophobic behavior.
Should we be contacting your wife, Mr. Billings? Are you even married? Do you have a lot of male friends? Come out, you’ll be much happier. And so will the rest of us.
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6:49 pm
Yes, I have read the idea reported in several places but I do not think it’s relevant. There are many of us in the conservative community who are absolutely not homosexual but are concerned about the impact this lifestyle is having on our society. I do not think it’s appropriate to include that theory on a Christian website so I left it out. Also, I have seen very little proof of it and think it has sprung from the minds of liberals.
And no, I am not married but thanks for you interest.
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I’m a 100% straight male and I love God with all my heart. Just as he loves every beating heart on this earth, whether atheist or Catholic.
This article breeds hate. The same kind of hate that leads to murder and genocide. And you use God’s name to rationalize this?
You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself, Stephenson – as well as anyone who follows this brainless wave of hate. I wish I could say God will send you to Hell for it, but unfortunately he also loves people like you.
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6:52 pm
Just how far out of the mainstream are you, friend? Are you telling me that all the people who battle day in and day out for morality in our society are wrong? What about Rev. Robertson or Tony Perkins, Peter LaBarbera, Maggie Gallagher, Phyllis Schlafly, Joel Osteen, etc. etc. I consider my views consistent with my fellow Christian thinkers. Are you saying that everyone is wrong except you? Seems awfully conceited if you ask me.
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You’re incredible, Mr. Billings.
And by incredible, I mean extremely close-minded. Im probably half your age, and decades smarter than you will ever be. How do I know this? Well, for one, Im not wrapped up in a religion that states everyone other than Christians are going to hell.
Best of luck in your journeys. Continue to expect negative feedback from people and myself as you continue to illustrate more blind, holier-than-thou, garbage.
Heres a question,
If the Lord is a God of Love, how can cast-out homosexuality? Why cant people just do what makes them feel good? What makes them a person? Do you realize that your religious practice is an oxymoron while you continue to believe homosexuality is a sin? I dont believe God would hate anybody for the way they choose to live their life. All those stereotypes that Christianity says is a Sin was never mentioned from Jesus, or the Lord, our God. I refuse to believe that a silly reason like that will send somebody to eternal suffering in the afterlife.
Mr. Billings, I find you very bigoted.
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4:08 pm
I am wondering if Billings would get a thrill out of inspecting my well-groomed husbands towel… Hmmm.
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4:11 pm
Folks, don’t bother with this author. He’s a misogynist, too. He advocates “gently beating” women:
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You do realize that I am not the author of that article, right?
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No but you certainly agree with what everyone else says. Hell, I bet you wrote down Shat’s advice just on the off chance you SOMEHOW get a woman into your life and she back talks you. You wouldn’t hesitate to do anything your buddies here say, and you seem pretty keen in echoing their statements, so you have no wiggle room. Not only that, but not agreeing with them would be picking and choosing bits out of the Bible, and you certainly wouldn’t want to do that, right? Nope, you’re totally in favor of selling off your daughters, say rape is ok and not hell-bound, and you think anything non-American AND Christian should be wiped off the face of the Earth, and you’re the only one deserving of going to Heaven.
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Come on, that’s not at all fair. Now you’re employing the very tactics that you often (falsely) accuse me of. Quite simply, I did not write that statement nor have I ever advocated violence against women.
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But you view women as inferior to men. I quote:
“Jazze, I’m glad we agree on #1 that men are superior and #3 that the illegals need to be deported TODAY!”
*NOTE: Jazze does NOT believe that men are superior to women.*
“1. Men are leaders and hunters, deciders. Women are fabulous at raising children and keeping the home. Both have their merits!”
http://confessionwire.com/index.php/891/controversial-taboo-touchy-subjects-poll
You believe that husbands are the “head of the household” and should have control over the uterus of their wife. Quote:
“Of course, a man is the head of the household in the marriage and brings a unique, impartial perspective to feminine issues.”
From my Confessionwire question “Billings, do you really believe that a man should have control over his wife’s body?”
You’ve also been known to attempt to get female posters to “shut up” by posting random biblical quotes about how women should remain silent in church, or some shit like that.
In addition, you once posted a quote by some dude (can’t remember who) that said something along the lines of females being “flawed” or something.
So yeah, you’re a sexist motherfucker.
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9:22 pm
“You do realize that I am not the author of that article, right?”
You might as well be, considering how your views on women are the same.
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Wow. Did your research for this piece consist of a handful of anti-gay pamphlets and a Will & Grace marathon? Because really, this is more like a collection of stereotypes about the very, very openly gay than an offering of help to women whose husbands might actually be closeted.
Except, of course, for “feigning attention in church,” which has nothing to do with anything at all with homosexuality and will probably land a lot of readers’ very straight husbands under suspicion.
Moron.
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You all say I am using “stereotypes” but maybe I am speaking truths that you are all afraid to admit that you recognize from real life. Sure, some of this stuff has been kicked around popular culture for decades, but these points are honest characteristics. Homosexuality is a big tent but there are genuinely some overriding traits that most of them possess.
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//You all say I am using “stereotypes” but maybe I am speaking truths that you are all afraid to admit that you recognize from real life.//
You do realize that you ARE stereotyping, because only a VERY small handful of truth lies behind stereotypes. Fuck, how would you react if someone dedicated a blog to stereotyping Christians as child-raping assholes who wear tinfoil hats and constantly spout out shit just like you do? Doesn’t sound like a good idea, does it?
//Sure, some of this stuff has been kicked around popular culture for decades, but these points are honest characteristics.//
Again, only a small handful of people act out stereotypes, yet you claim they’re all the same.
//Homosexuality is a big tent but there are genuinely some overriding traits that most of them possess.//
The only one is that they all prefer the penis over the vagina. Otherwise, they’re no different than regular people. You can’t seem to get this through your head.
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4:39 pm
Great article. I was wondering if you could also do one, in the interest of being “fair and balanced” about wives that are secretly lesbians. Can you also post pictures?
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4:44 pm
What a bunch of moronic fear mongering pop psychology.
What exactly are your psychiatric qualifications to claim that using lubricants during sex (something that many straight couples do for assistance in standard vaginal penetration) or role play (something else that both partners in straight couples enjoy) somehow constitutes deep emotional problems or some kind of troubled fetishism, and that’s just the most absurdly basic claim that most therapists would disagree with. Since when is basic attention to hygiene such as trimming pubic hair feminizing? The reality of trimming is that men do it because women prefer it, especially if are hoping to receive oral sex.
Overall this article is nothing but a collection of inaccurate stereotypes and generalizations, its as offensive, simplistic and inaccurate as writing an article about how black people have big lips and eat watermelon. I predict a lot of happily married heterosexual men are going to get nagged because they work out three times a week or put on some cologne before going out to dinner as a result of this hack journalism.
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7:01 pm
Truth is Jesse, I am afraid of disease. I am afraid of the dangerous influence radical lifestyles has had on our society. I am afraid of the attempts to redefine what marriage means in this country.
A cheating husband could bring back all sorts of STDs to the marriage bed and the wife could unknowingly engage in unprotected sex and get infected. This has happened! Don’t you think it’s appropriate to worry about such things? Don’t you think it’s only right to warn women of the dangers out there? What if a women gets pregnant or her husband is overly affectionate with their boys? Don’t you see there is far more at stake here?
I am sorry but you have no relevance to question my abilities and my credentials. I have worked as a counselor at my church and dealt with many young people. I am also guided by my faith. I don’t need you to tell me otherwise. Well, God bless my friend and best of luck.
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//Truth is Jesse, I am afraid of disease. I am afraid of the dangerous influence radical lifestyles has had on our society. I am afraid of the attempts to redefine what marriage means in this country.//
You’re afraid of the disease called ‘change and progress’, because you want everything back in the Dark Ages. News flash asshole, the definition of marriage has constantly been changing throughout the years. Hell, it’s latest incarnation started out in the age period you seemed to hate the most, back when men and women actually courted one another instead of being forcefully set up or the man just buying the woman straight-up.
//A cheating husband could bring back all sorts of STDs to the marriage bed and the wife could unknowingly engage in unprotected sex and get infected. This has happened!//
Just like the wife could cheat, or one of them could be raped, or one of them could have SOME kind of needle go into them with it (getting a tattoo counts, and before you say ANYTHING, there are people who get tattoos of the cross and Jesus and other holy figures as a way of expressing their faith). Not only that, but what the hell does gay sex have anything to do with STDs? It doesn’t start from gay sex, it has to come from something completely different first.
//Don’t you think it’s appropriate to worry about such things?//
Not enough to hit the damn panic button and scream outside that the world is ending.
//Don’t you think it’s only right to warn women of the dangers out there? What if a women gets pregnant or her husband is overly affectionate with their boys? Don’t you see there is far more at stake here?//
Women already know the dangers of sex because they, along with men, were taught about it in school over the years. There’s nothing you can do to help a fully grown woman deal with problems because 1. you’ve never dealt with this problem, 2. you aren’t a woman, 3. you’re not married, and 4. you aren’t a parent. You are not qualified in any way of giving advice of any sort to ANYONE.
//I am sorry but you have no relevance to question my abilities and my credentials.//
What credentials? You’re a fraud and a fucking pussy. You run away, you don’t defend your claims with actual research, you go to a fellow hate site and post their crap. Why not follow Claire’s advice, make a copy of your credentials, erase the personal information, and post the damn thing? Oh, that’s right, you’re too chicken-shit to bother with it.
Coward.
//I have worked as a counselor at my church and dealt with many young people. I am also guided by my faith. I don’t need you to tell me otherwise. Well, God bless my friend and best of luck.//
You’re blinded so much you ignore your faith. YOU read the bible and believe what YOU want. You completely ignore the teachings of Christ to justify your bullshit.
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11:49 am
Your name calling in this article is just getting worse by the hour. You obsession with me is also quite troubling. I would encourage you to walk away, get some fresh air. You certainly need some help.
As for you comment about “progress”, why does progress always have to be good? Don’t you understand that times can and will change for the worse? Greater liberality does not equate with a more ethical and spiritual society, my friend.
And yes, a cheating woman is a terrible thing for a relationship. No where did I say it was not. You people keep using this as some sort of counter argument against me. It’s childish. Just because I didn’t mention it, doesn’t me I’m not concerned about it. I focused this article on a single topic and as I have posted repeatedly, lesbianism in a marriage is serious enough to warrant a separate investigation. Please take what I have written to heart and let it clear up all that confusion in your muddled head. God bless my friend.
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12:19 pm
//Your name calling in this article is just getting worse by the hour.//
You mean me pointing out the truth?
//You obsession with me is also quite troubling. I would encourage you to walk away, get some fresh air. You certainly need some help.//
Says the man who spends his days inside his broken home, sitting at his computer while he hates on everything that’s new to him.
//As for you comment about “progress”, why does progress always have to be good? Don’t you understand that times can and will change for the worse? Greater liberality does not equate with a more ethical and spiritual society, my friend.//
And how is oppressing the basic rights of citizens a good thing? How is demeaning everything that’s going on in this world supposed to equate with a ‘more ethical and spiritual society’?
//And yes, a cheating woman is a terrible thing for a relationship. No where did I say it was not. You people keep using this as some sort of counter argument against me. It’s childish. Just because I didn’t mention it, doesn’t me I’m not concerned about it.//
Jesus didn’t say jack about gays either, one of his ‘students’ did. That excuse is not gonna work asshole.
//I focused this article on a single topic and as I have posted repeatedly, lesbianism in a marriage is serious enough to warrant a separate investigation.//
You couldn’t investigate the cause of the common cold, let alone something as complex as marriage. You have no experience in anything you claim to or bitch about, no one reads your blog posts seriously, you’re no different than a high schooler bitching about his mom or dad not letting him do what he wants to do, and putting it on the internet.
//Please take what I have written to heart and let it clear up all that confusion in your muddled head. God bless my friend.//
You have some serious issues Stevie, I suggest you go see a shrink. Then again, you’re dead serious in your terrorist ways, so what’s the point?
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10:04 pm
“What if a women gets pregnant or her husband is overly affectionate with their boys?”
And yet you’re not concerned about heterosexual husbands getting overly affectionate with their daughters?
“I am sorry but you have no relevance to question my abilities and my credentials. I have worked as a counselor at my church and dealt with many young people.”
You told me that I was not qualified to comment on your “article” about cat ownership, despite the fact that I’ve volunteered at the MSPCA for the past three years, am a rising junior in a Vet Tech program in college, have two cats of my own, interned at a vet’s office several years ago, worked at Animal Control last year, and have taken care of my neighbor’s cat since I was 8.
Therefore, we can say that you’re not qualified to comment on issues regarding young people.
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11:19 pm
Thanks for the response which had literally nothing to do with anything I wrote.
I can take it from your response about being “guided by faith” that you probably have absolutely no formal training and therefore are unqualified to talk about what sexual practices someone with “deep emotional abnormalities” would tend to display or engage in. You claim to be a “counselor” at your church, what are your qualifications? Do you have a degree in therapy or did you just decide one day that you’ve been miraculously endowed with an inexplicable gift toward guiding people in moral decision making?
In regard to the substance of what you’ve written, the majority of traditional therapists would disagree at a bare minimum that using sex toys or lubricants means anything but that a couple (whether hetero or homo) understands their bodies well and knows a few tricks to keep the bedroom hot and their orgasms interesting.
We should be questioning your credentials when you make claims that are just fundamentally untrue and is discredited pseudo psychology and try to masquerade a number of bigoted stereotypes, many of which are completely normal behaviors as some sort of evidence that a man can be gay. All you are doing is perpetuating the same tired generalizations and looking like an old fuddy duddy who took notes on what gay people do while watching an episode of Will and Grace.
Also, I find it interesting that you know so much about what constitutes “normal” married sex considering you are what appears to be a mid 50s man who’s facebook says you are single, and yet you seem to spend all of your time around your church’s youth rather than finding a wife who enjoys a man with an unshowered jungle of pubic hair to have some good ol’ fashion unlubed, missionary style, non-homo sex with. Sounds kinda homo to me. No homo.
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11:53 am
Jesse, I simply don’t find what you’re saying to be relevant to the discussion at hand. Yes, I am experienced but I don’t need to get rubber stamped by your liberal agencies like the American Psychiatric Association to teach their heavily politicized worldview that leaves out any understanding of ethics and morality. I could care less what your “majority” of therapists think, they have been ruining marriages and promoting homosexuality for far too long. The conservative community has been a standard bearer in the fight against the fraudulent ideas that people like you so willingly profit from. For me, it is a great shame that America could let medicine of all things get turned into an avenue for radicalism and socialism.
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12:13 pm
You’re a 60-year old virgin who’s never had a woman, the only ‘experience’ you have is ass-raping little boys as you cry because you can’t stand the idea of being alone, so to fix this, you want to terrorize everyone so that someone will ‘know your pain’. I know emo kids who are more positive than you.
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5:20 pm
“radical lifestyles”? so basically you want to go back to the time in history when blacks couldn’t marry whites and they were slaves? is that what you are saying, sir? because EVERYTHING is radical in your book, then. embrace change because god is giving it to us. stop being so narrow minded and a d-bag.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT D-BAG MEANS? OH, NO. I SAID A “GAY” WORD ON HERE. now, go whine and call me childish because you don’t have the balls to take criticism.
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4:45 pm
This is a joke, right? Because an intelligent person with any kind of education would never think this was true…right? I truly hope this is some kind of joke, because I fear for the idiot that posted this thinking it was factual.
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4:45 pm
Probably the single most ridiculous article I have ever had the misfortune of being shown – even only if it was to show how bad it was!
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5:17 pm
Do you Christ-tards have any use for facts?
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5:37 pm
i think my wife may be gay.
i found hair growing on her bollocks
please discuss
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5:38 pm
This is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read. Anyone who believes this is a gullible simpleton who should stop and think for themselves.
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5:55 pm
Wait, I’m confused. Is this one of those satirical websites like The Onion? Surely this can’t be real. Is it?
I’m scratching my head here…
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5:55 pm
This is the most amazing piece of fiction I have read in quite some time. Thank you Christwire for protecting us from the dangers of gay men! Ladies, be sure to keep your eyes open. If your husband tunes in to watch Glee with you (oh and WHY are you watching Glee? I thought you were a good Christian woman?) or took you to see New Moon(is that one acceptable since the author is Mormon?) then he is surely a card carrying homo. I’m serious. Check his wallet.
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7:03 pm
The Parents Television Council has issued strongly-worded warnings about that show and I have written about it extensively in other articles. There are also several conservative writers who have condemned it.
‘Glee’ Sucker Punches Republican Fans
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2010/04/14/glee-sucker-punches-republican-fans/
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7:29 pm
//The Parents Television Council has issued strongly-worded warnings about that show and I have written about it extensively in other articles. There are also several conservative writers who have condemned it. //
And they’re qualified how or why? Recommendations do not qualify as warnings. They say what’s appropriate for kids based purely on one level. If you have a kid who’s more mature than the age they are, they’ll be able to handle more mature concepts. Likewise, manchildren like you should avoid the real life and live in a bubble because reality is too much of a mature concept for you to grasp.
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6:18 pm
“Its well known” by whom, where? Sources? The problem with ill informed individuals is that they’re too stupid to ever be convinced that they’re ill informed. He’s an idiot. Let’s not waste our time….
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6:21 pm
He’s nothing more than a “troll”. Not worthy of anymore consideration.
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6:22 pm
This article is NOT helpful and promulgates a number of myths regarding same sex behavior. This does not provide useful advice to couples in relationships who may be wondering about the sexual activities of their partners. I also find it concerning that the assumption is the man would be the individual to engage in sexual relations outside the primary relationship. Finally, for what reason are same sex relations of any greater concern than relations with a partner of the opposite sex?
Such a foolish list of alleged telltale signs of homosexuality. Sexual expression is individual and there is only ONE sign of homosexual behavior – an individual having sexual contact with another individual of the same sex. Less time worrying about clothes which are too tight or feigning interest in church, more time in loving open dialogue with your partner might be a more useful way to learn if your partner has same sex desires/experiences.
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7:06 pm
This article was clearly directed at women dealing with issues with their male husbands. No where did I state that Lesbianism in heterosexual marriages is not a problem. Indeed it is, but this piece does not focus on that. I was hoping to write about that at a later point, but will probably publish it offline since so many of you ridiculous people have come here to spam.
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7:20 pm
Oh, I see. When people disagree with you, it’s called “spam.” The only thing in this world that I’m intolerant of is intolerance!
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7:26 pm
//This article was clearly directed at women dealing with issues with their male husbands. No where did I state that Lesbianism in heterosexual marriages is not a problem. Indeed it is, but this piece does not focus on that.//
Ok, so you have an issue with homosexual MALES. You’re just a fucking nutjob, aren’t you?
//I was hoping to write about that at a later point, but will probably publish it offline since so many of you ridiculous people have come here to spam.//
Go look up the definition of words before you use them, particularly “spam”, “faith”, “love”, “zealot”, and “Jesus”.
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6:30 pm
“Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?”
So all the priests are gay? That explains some things.
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6:37 pm
Articles like this are why so many people think Christians are idiots. This type of willful ignorance and hatred drove me away from the church when I was sixteen (long story short, the pastor told me my friend who’d recently passed was in hell because she drank underage. Yeah.), and I will never go back.
What’s really sad, though, is that if a woman is so oblivious and/or stupid that she marries a guy without knowing he’s gay, then she’s stupid enough to believe this nonsense. My brother-in-law, in addition to going to church no more than three times a year, just got back from a business trip to San Francisco – looks like now I have to break it to my sister and their two children that he’s gay. My gay cousin loves sports, both as a spectator and a participant, and he’s creeped out by the prospect of public sex – so I guess he’s actually straight, right? Screwing guys for the last twenty years must just be a phase. A very, very long phase. As for myself, I’ve never been anything but bored at church (even when I WAS ‘Christian’) – oh no! I must be gay! Well, the prospect of being with another woman isn’t appealing, but I’ve got to now, because I’m obviously gay. I mean, I love watching hockey, I dig science fiction, and fashion is lower on my list of priorities than cooking and squeezing an infant violently from my womb – what straight woman could possibly enjoy those things? Plus, I’m good at math! Hmmm… I’d better go to the bathroom and make sure I don’t actually have a penis. In case I don’t, though, is there like a reverse version of ‘Scared Straight’ that will teach me how to be a lesbian? Can I get hypnotized so that when I’m having sex with a woman, I’ll think I’m actually with a big, hairy, sexy dude? Because I don’t think I can do this on my own. Sigh.
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7:08 pm
First of all, why don’t you dial down the pretentious attitude, okay? And then maybe we can talk.
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7:24 pm
And Stevie runs away with his tail between his legs. How incredibly predictable.
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7:29 pm
Careful Stephenson, you’re sounding kind of “sassy” there. Better get to church quick and pray the gay away.
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6:41 pm
This “article” reads like a letter to Penthouse Forum. It appears that the author thinks about gay men– a lot. And dishes on the Golden Girls, and cats…
Clearly the author is a homosexual.
To think that this “article” was typed with only one hand!
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6:49 pm
You know it’s a real amateur when the journo comments on his own article to defend his argument.
But good stuff. You made Barstool sports.com with this. Apparently KFC is the biggest gay wad in NY.
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7:07 pm
I am a gay man and was too referred to this article to see how ludicrous Stephen’s statements are. My opinions of his perspective aside, I just wanted to encourage Stephen to stop responding to these comments if he wishes to keep his integrity intact. Also, these negative and vulgar comments are not conveying an intelligent and constructive dispostion. We need to realize that people like Stephen will never change, no matter how many attacks we throw at him. To be taken seriously, we must maintain restraint and professionalism. Don’t take his bait, and instead let’s focus on informing the next generation to be tolerant and loving to ensure none turn out like any of these hate filled bloggers.
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7:14 pm
My name is Stephenson not “Stephen”! You may call me Stephenson or Mr. Billings. Please get it right!
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7:29 pm
Shut up, dude. Honestly, just shut your mouth before god strikes you down for the snake you are.
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10:06 am
Hey Stephen. I’ll get your name right if you get the facts right.
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7:14 pm
How do people not realize Christwire is satire by now?
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7:27 pm
How do I contact the people that allow you to post on this site?
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7:39 pm
You didn’t mention the #1 reason gay or bisexual men marry women: Their Christian spiritual adviser (LDS Bishop, Minister, Priest, etc.) told them their feelings were “just a phase” and if they got married to someone of the opposite sex, those feelings would go away eventually. Yet another of the many ways in which socially conservative Christians are wrong about homosexuality. I know. I was one of the wives who got stuck trying to “cure” a gay guy, without my knowledge or consent, by marriage.
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8:26 pm
Oh that’s not true!
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8:29 pm
Bullcrap, you just don’t want to admit the faults of your community. If a priest or a huge homosexual-hater comes out of the closet, you deny any connection to them.
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7:49 pm
Validating this persons drivel with any negative comment is exactly what the writer wants. It is best if anyone with a modicum of intelligence respond with silence. This says all you need to know:
About The Author
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!
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9:36 pm
I don’t need validation. I am absolutely comfortable with who I am. The armchair psycho babble doesn’t amount to a hill of beans to me, doc. And your “Footprints in the Sand” website crashed my browser.
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9:44 pm
You do realize that saying that you don’t need to prove that you’re a certified journalist is equivalent to saying that you’re able to drive without a license, or that you’re a cop without a badge, or that you graduated high school without a diploma. You can’t say you are what you claim without having the kind of proof that comes with the passing of whatever you’re in.
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7:49 pm
At first when i read this article i laughed…the i looked deeper….and i got concerned. Very concerned.
Points of facts:
#10 10) Too many friendly young male friends
Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community. If this is the case with your husband, ask yourself if he prefers their company to that of women. Do they touch each other or embrace in long hugs? Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?
Then i read his creditials….
About The Author
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !
Then i checked his facebook profile……
Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens! Inquire Within!
Im an genuinely concerned about this man being alone with all these young men….by his own definitions he MUST be gay. Oh and btw …his facebook profile states he’s single…and seeking friendships but doesnt say whether that is with men or women…..
I was laughing….now im just wondering how many missing kids there are in his town!
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HAHA, Stephenson, you’re such a moron. Are you sure you’re not gay? As a straight woman, I support gay rights and my two best friends are a happily “married” gay couple. They laughed at this article. Also as a straight woman, I love to role-play with my partner and use toys. It makes a sex life exponentially more interesting. You’re a sick person. Would God want you to ridicule and denounce one of his children because of the way they are? Gay men and gay women are God’s children. You’re a very ignorant bigot who needs to realize that. People like you make me sick.
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8:34 pm
This is really, really amusing. As frothingly insane as any Jack Chick comic book. It’s probably not a spoof which makes the Christanic loon even more screamingly funny.
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8:39 pm
Mr. Billings-
Do you like fish sticks?
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8:50 pm
Perhaps if the church didn’t preach hate and discrimination men and women wouldn’t feel the need to live a double life and in the closet. The church is creating this situation, instead of offering the love and acceptance of God they are offering judgment and condemnation.
You really think these men are “choosing” to live like that? What a narrow minded and inaccurate article.
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WOW….
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org
IF this doesn’t SAY GAYeeeeeee!!! I Don’t know what does….
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9:26 pm
Oh my God I fucking died laughing when I read your article. I’m not even exaggerating, my boyfriend thought I was having a fit I was laughing so hard.
How deep in the closet ARE you, Steve-o? I seriously had to check to make sure this wasn’t satire. How does it feel to have written an article so blatantly and profoundly stupid that it winds its way into self-parody? The Comedian and others who’ve commented do a pretty bang-up job calling you out on specifics, so I’m not going to get into the whole ordeal, but let me just say that they are right, and your refutations aren’t much more than the flailings of a self-important idiot trying desperately to be taken seriously and to be viewed as “right”.
You’re not right about any of this. At all. You’re not a Christian, so stop pretending to be one because you’re making the rest of us look bad.
As a gay man, I have to say I hate “faggots”, and yes there is a difference. You, sir, are probably the biggest faggot I have ever run into, and I hope that your secret boyfriend knows it and reminds you of it.
LOVE YOU! <3
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9:40 pm
I really don’t understand your comment, particularly the part at the end. You have so much hate for me, it’s just sad.
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9:47 pm
Ain’t it funny how Stevie the Terrorist can’t comprehend anything other than hate?
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9:56 pm
“You have so much hate for me, it’s just sad.”
People wouldn’t hate you so much if you weren’t so hateful yourself. The old childhood excuse of “He started it!” is quite relevant here – you began writing hateful articles for this website, articles that demonized homosexuals and other people who had never done anything to hurt you, and we struck back.
Are you familiar with the Greek myth of Nemesis? Basically the idea is that you will end up being the victim of whatever evils you happen to sow.
Still not simple enough for you? How about this?
“You’re sleeping in the bed you made.”
I believe your own bible mentions it:
“Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”
Get it?
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9:36 pm
This article is mind-blowingly ignorant and bigoted. You should be ashamed of yourself, and this site should be ashamed. God should be ashamed of this religion His word has inspired, because it’s driving the world to hell.
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9:51 pm
I actually found this list to be very helpful. I carefully considered all of the points listed above and I was really torn. I really do enjoy working out, Glee, and Asia, but I like guns, Jesus, and pancake breakfasts. It was my in-depth introspective analysis after reading your list that got me thinking and in this process, I noticed this super cute Argentinian guy going down on me.
Thanks for helping me clear this up.
Don
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9:57 pm
16) Goes by a faux-blueblood name like “Stevenson Billings”.
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10:05 pm
This is honestly serious? Like, for reals? Did anyone ever see that episode of “The Office” where Ryan talks about the ‘blog’ he set up for Creed? And how he said that “even for the Internet, it’s pretty shocking”? This is EXACTLY how this makes me feel.
This ‘article’ (I’ll continue to call it that, because it’s late, and I can’t really come up with a better word than ‘trash’) is probably the most poorly researched piece of writing I have ever seen in my life. Apparently, these days, a handful of religious propaganda combined with every single ridiculous stereotype anyone has ever heard about gay men qualifies as credible research.
Every single piece of ‘evidence’ is hardly evidence at all. I think my favorite it this one:
//4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?//
If my husband came home and smelled, I would kick him the fuck out until he got a goddamn shower. And YES, my husband is particular about the cleanliness of our home. And WHY? Because we have a child, that we don’t want ants to carry away. Is my husband picky about brand name shampoo? YES. And WHY? Because he’s got awful eczema, and anything that’s not Nutrogena causes his skin to feel like it’s on bloody fire.
He’s also been known to watch Glee and Grey’s Anatomy with me. And enjoy it. Travelling to big cities? Umm…sometimes people have to travel for their jobs. By this logic all pilots must be gay.
I get really sad when I read things like this. It makes me realize how far our society has to come, and how content some people are to continue to believe things that have no factual or statistical merit, and how some are so willing to stay in their little close-minded bubbles.
Not only is this article ill-informed, but it’s actually extremely offensive (but I guess that’s exactly the point. Oh irony, you’ve done it again). Reading this, is really no different than reading something along the lines of “All black people are criminals” or “All Irish people are raging alcoholics”. These statements are quite offensive, and total bullshit.
I would also figure that so-called ‘investigative journalism’ would involve a multi-focal approach on your topic? Do you have ANY sources (barring, of course, the ever trustworthy ABC news) that are NOT of a Christian nature? If not, that your ‘research’ is 100% skewed, and thus, not really good research. I thought an investigative journalist would know that.
So really, your progaganda? Not so much the truth. I will give you an A for your Google skills though.
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10:24 pm
This is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever read.
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10:32 pm
So I’m balls deep in this banker named Bob. This clown sticks his thumb out and tries to give me a reach around! So I say, “What are you, some kind of faggot?!”
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10:34 pm
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
Thank you for writing such a wonderful piece of comedy.
I must say, I am a little concerned. The audience that this article targets are clearly gullible enough to believe in an invisible deity who lives in the sky and regularly tortures his followers with one natural disaster after another … so chances are, they are stupid enough to believe some of this utter nonsense about closeted gay men.
It is great to see how many people have pointed out the multitude of bullshit in this article.
I think Stephen protests too much!
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10:34 pm
That is some of the stupidest shit I have ever read. Thanks Jesus.
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10:51 pm
This was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!
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10:52 pm
Wow, it’s so-called Christians like you who make me embarrassed to call myself one as well. You’re using a lot of generalizations here. Gay men don’t solely think about sex, just as straight men often have other things on their minds.
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10:53 pm
I can’t really decide if this is intended as a joke or so blazingly stupid that it’s a joke anyway. Either way, BRAVO!
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10:55 pm
you have basically just listed the traits of a guy that has been out for a very, very long time. Maybe you should take a look at the woman who would marry the guy. who knows, maybe she’s a lesbian. stop giving Christians a bad name.
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11:02 pm
Stephenson! I read your list and was able to check off 14 out of 15 points on it! I’m afraid my husband may be a homosexual and it has me very upset! What do I do?
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11:06 pm
This page is satirical, right?
I mean to say, this is obviously the work of someone who finds the act of misconstruing opinion articles humorous. Frankly, calling this investigative journalism is a joke.
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11:06 pm
LOL! Thank you for writing this! Moron… Best laugh I’ve had in a long time. You obviously know nothing about gays, much less heteros. This is a wonderful work of fiction/bologna.
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11:10 pm
What can kind of mental sickness do you have that would cause you to vomit up this article like putrid bile onto the internet? I found this laughable to say the least and if I believed in God before I do not now. Because no God can exist in a world where people like you are allowed to spout out their insane opinions and claim them as fact, citing blatant lies and vague assumptions. People like you should be gutted like the animals you are.
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11:17 pm
Congrats on writing a derogatory and ill-informed article that revels in stereotypes.
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11:18 pm
Just noticed on his linked Facebook page that he enjoys the music of Prussian Blue, a pair of young, pro-Nazi folk-singing white supremacist twins. I can’t believe I gave this monster so much of my time.
Enjoy hell.
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11:19 pm
Everybody, it’s fake. Get over it.
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11:22 pm
I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist one last foray into this man’s insane mind.
http://christwire.org/2010/08/why-do-rabbits-rape-cats/
You have lost all credibility. There is no way you are not a satirist.
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11:22 pm
You know, it’s bigoted, sub-human pieces of shit like you that give the Christian faith a bad name. You disgust me.
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11:35 pm
I am pretty sure that when the Lord Jesus Christ told us to love our brothers He did not mean that we should use stereotypes and half-truths to make a bigoted claim.
Any Christian with a brain knows that people like Focus on Family are really doing the work of Satan, encouraging people to fill their hearts with hate and vile instead of love and acceptance.
I will pray that the person who writes this is born again into the love of the Lord without this kind of hate in his heart.
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11:58 pm
Mr. Billings, why do you think gay people are bad? No bible-thumping, no scripture-quoting, just tell me. About 95% of posters in this article disagree with you.
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12:06 am
“Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?” Never! My wife loves 14 year old prostitutes, male and female. To be honest though, I think she’s just into it for the nostalgia.
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12:19 am
Does your husband spend his time writing articles about being gay? Does he come up with inane lists of “symptoms” of gayness? Hmmmm…
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12:37 am
1 – Just what does a Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer do? If ever there was a made up job title, this is it.
2 – Thank you, Stephenson, for publishing an updated anthology of cliches about a significant portion of the American citizenry. Just when we thought some gay husbands were escaping notice, you remind us of the ways “you can always tell one of them.” I see you have added a few new signs to the traditional stereotypes and this means thousands of women have been spared shame and heartache. Now if only America would stop trying to treat them like they are real people, like they are full citizens deserving respect, protection and privacy like the rest of us.
3 – When are we going to see the companion article on “Is My Wife Lesbian?” Be sure to mention the obvious clues: short haircuts, love of powertools and indifference to lipstick.
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1:01 am
And what about Noddy who used to get into bed with Big ears?
And Pluto Disney dog was gay – no I am wrong, that was Plato the Greek philosopher – but the Disney dog wasn’t a Christian so he was obviously gay!(see pint 3) And Christianity hadn’t been invented when Plato was alive so he too was obviously gay.
(me thinks he doth protest too much!)
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1:35 am
Excellent read; possibly the one of the best troll articles I’ve encountered in recent times. You are just sincere enough to appear genuine, but with content guaranteed to ensure that once we’re done reading the article you won’t be taken seriously.
Bravo.
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1:41 am
wow, all the gay men I’ve dated just looked like straight guys, and weren’t into skinny jeans and irony at all. More into sports, beer, given to introspection and, well somewhat cut off from feelings, kinda like most guys. Not sure where you get your information. Your describing sterotypes, and maybe guys who are already out, not who are married to women. good luck with your theory really helping people.
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1:50 am
As a Christian, this makes me sad: not because I’m denying what the Bible has to say about the subject of homosexuality, but because I read this article (correction: editorial) and all I see is a list of stereotypes. A gay individual is still an individual, and it is unfair and impossible to try and put all individuals (of any orientation, race, gender, etc.) into one pigeonhole. Some people (as previously stated) are going engage in some of these activities, but not all point to homosexuality. Likewise, some married men are struggling with homosexuality and display none of these “symptoms.” In my opinion (and it is just an opinion, like this article), nothing gets to the bottom of a situation like some strong, honest intramarital communication.
PS.
Good research involves using information from neutral (or at least not solely like-minded) sources, and the writer should always be ready and willing to provide the reader with these sources (though the reader shouldn’t even have to ask).
PPS.
Good fashion is not a sin.
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1:56 am
From the quiz:
Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community
From the Facebook page linked in the author’s name:
Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens! Inquire Within!
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1:57 am
hahaha! Really? I’m saddened to learn that there are actually people in the world who think like this guy.
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2:12 am
As someone else wrote earlier, at first read I wasn’t sure if this article was satire or actually real because surely any adult in their right mind who isn’t suffering from serious mental disability and sickness of mind couldn’t have written such juvenile, insane garbage.
I’m not even gay but I can tell that this Stevie guy is a complete moron who has probably lived under a rock his whole life. I’m also a Christian and I also know that Jesus in reality, as he was a free thinker and a spiritualist – probably had no issues with same-sex partnerships and love.
My brother is openly gay and in a stable loving relationship and one of the best, most honest and well adjusted people I know.
Sadly, it seems like the author of this post is not. I would hate to see inside his tortured mind and hoped he gets all of the help he needs in either coming out of the closet or treatment for mental illness.
Sincerely & Godbless.
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2:17 am
Your article is ridiculous as illustrated by nearly everybody who has replied. It seems that you took all of your surface deficits and projected them onto gay men. Don’t blame heterosexuality for your poor grooming and excess neck fat. Anyone can purchase a comb and a gym membership without being considered gay, you loony homophobe. Keeping up one’s health and appearance should be supported by any religion or culture.
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4:29 am
Hey mate.
Thanks for writing this. it gave me a good laugh. You clearly have NFI, about, anything really. Kudos to you for cementing the idea of religion being completely fictional and defunct.
I knew Tom Hanks was onto something good when he stared in the movie written by America’s Dan Brown, “The Da Vinci Code”, where he played Robert Langdon – determined to debunk the story of Jesus by proving he was infact human, and not a devine being. Making the archaic mind controlling ideology you call “religion/god/jesus” completely flawed.
You also forgot make reference to the gay men that call themselves “bears”. They are hairy, fond of sloppy joe’s and loose fitting clothes, never heard of the word “manscaping”, would turn their nose up at a wiff of deodorant.. So are these guys gay or straight? Im completely confused. Please help…?
Once again, I really enjoyed this article. Cant wait for the next one.
Have a nice day
Tim
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4:30 am
This article is rubbish, unless it’s supposed to be funny in some way.
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5:02 am
The fact that women would have to ask this question in the first place is the problem. It is a problem caused by an intolerant society that forces gay people (not just men, but women also) into loveless marriages, rather than accepting them for who they are and allowing them to live their lives as they need to. When will society learn that homosexuals are people first and someone’s sexuality is just a facet of who they are? As such, gay men and lesbian women are valuable members of society who, if allowed without prejudice, can enrich our lives and do valuable work just as anyone else can. Why do people get so hung up on sexuality?
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5:14 am
As a qualified psychologist, I certify that the contents of this article are NOT based on scientific evidence and are in fact detrimental to the health of heterosexual couples that follow the instructions outlined therein.
It is my hope that this website is satirical in the way that “The Onion” is.
If you are heterosexual and are experiencing marital difficulties, I would advise that you visit a professional psychologist who is not biased by religion or cultural norms.
Human sexuality is varied and rather than being purely heterosexual or homosexual, most people are somewhere in between. Some are exclusively heterosexual and some are exclusively homosexual, some are even asexual but MOST will find that at some point or another, temporaily or permanently, they will be attracted to members of either sex.
Before negatively judging the person you love, it is highly advisable (from a mental health aspect) to educate yourself from an unbiased perspective. In doing so will benefit you and your children, if you have any.
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5:50 am
As a committed Christian, even I can see you are a bigoted, terribly uninformed individual. Where do you get your information? It certainly isn’t from credible sources. No wonder non-Christians tar us all with the same brush when you’re one of the yardsticks they may measure us by. I hope there are enough intelligent, compassionate people on the interwebz to know that we aren’t all like this. At first I thought this article was a joke and disgusted when I realise you seriously believe this crap. How can you even claim to be a Christian with so much hate in your heart?
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11:37 am
Kat, clearly you missed the links THROUGHOUT MY ARTICLE and the list of website AT THEN END. Please don’t be so quick to pass judgement without getting your facts straight. And you accusation that I am on the fringe is simply unfounded. My work clearly follows in the footsteps of some of today’s great Christian thinkers and teachers: Rev. Falwell, Rev. Robertson, Concerned Women of America, Dr. James Dobson, Focus on the Family, Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, Exodus International, National Organization for Marriage, American Family Association, Tony Perkins, Pope Ratzinger, etc. etc. Are you honestly say all those incredibly devout and compassionate Christians are wrong? Or are you just singling me out because you have a chip on your shoulder?
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12:21 pm
//Kat, clearly you missed the links THROUGHOUT MY ARTICLE and the list of website AT THEN END. Please don’t be so quick to pass judgement without getting your facts straight.//
Coming from a guy who relied on Encyclopedia Dramatica to provide back up. Yeah, you certainly got YOUR facts straight.
//And you accusation that I am on the fringe is simply unfounded. My work clearly follows in the footsteps of some of today’s great Christian thinkers and teachers: Rev. Falwell, Rev. Robertson, Concerned Women of America, Dr. James Dobson, Focus on the Family, Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, Exodus International, National Organization for Marriage, American Family Association, Tony Perkins, Pope Ratzinger, etc. etc. Are you honestly say all those incredibly devout and compassionate Christians are wrong? Or are you just singling me out because you have a chip on your shoulder?//
Yeah, they’re all wrong. Never heard of a cult before? You’re certainly apart of one. Assholes like them and you want to terrorize people in thinking that new things are evil, and gay people being considered a part of normal society is new to you assholes.
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2:17 pm
“today’s great Christian thinkers and teachers: Rev. Falwell, Rev. Robertson, Concerned Women of America, Dr. James Dobson, Focus on the Family, Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, Exodus International, National Organization for Marriage, American Family Association, Tony Perkins, Pope Ratzinger, etc. etc.”
Hahahah, you have proved yourself to be an idiot when you list this bunch of charlatans, false “prophets” and even evil doers. Dr. Dobson hate mongerer, Rev. Falwell hate mongerer & moron, Rev. Robertson wished death or illness on another human, (real christian values) and finally you have the chutzpah to put Ratzinger? Ratzinger? Really//? He is a Nazi! HE COVERED UP CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE, You want to condemn gay men, but list a nazi who protected pedophiles as a source of your hate, you are a disgusting person, I hope you burn in hell for your transgressions against GOD, you are sick and vile and your hate filled messages go against the TEACHINGS OF JESUS, LOVE THY Neighbor, Judge NOT Lest yee be judged. You and your site have stepped into a pile of poop, good luck HATE MONGERER!
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5:51 am
After reading this article I read some misc. others on this website. Is this website a joke? Do they just let anyone post on here? I don’t understand how there’s anyone serious following this website.
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6:10 am
Stephenson…you’re an idiot. Your views are archaic and completely baseless. You did make me laugh though so I suppose it wasn’t a complete waste of my time!
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6:27 am
Sad,incorrect, hate-filled, pathetic. The writer obviously has major issues, as he only focused on men being gay, and included no women. He is just a pathetic man himself, no matter how comfortable he says he is. The content is filled with mis-information and pure hate. Some of the camparisons are disturbing. The saddest part is some people might actually believe what he is writing. This kind of garbage sets this country back 50 years.
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11:32 am
This article was aimed at women dealing with the sexual issues of their husbands. Lesbianism was not included because it’s an entirely different topic which deserves and entirely separate article. Please try not to sound so intensely conceited when posting comments in a group setting, it only makes you look like an utter fool.
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12:05 pm
The only thing ‘different’ is how you perceive women compared to the rest of America. You think a woman should be in the kitchen or birthin’ babies
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12:09 pm
The only thing ‘different’ is how you perceive women compared to the rest of America. You think a woman should be in the kitchen or birthin’ babies, so you would define a lesbian by someone who doesn’t want to just cook or clean or ‘act out the duties of women’.
And to anyone with common sense, ignore the above post, this site’s run by monkeys and while trying to click on the box, the submit button showed up where I clicked. Not that Stevie would realize this section.
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1:08 pm
The only one conceited is you buddy. You think you have a clue about what it means to be gay and it’s obvious you don’t, and based on the feedback you are the utter fool. Why don’t you spend a little time understanding and researching gay people before you write garbage that is clearly inaccurate.
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7:07 am
Wow.
All those missed opportunities. All these gay men I know… There was I thinking they were just straight, heavy drinking, drug taking, slightly vain, gym loving, anal sex enjoying, non religious men who were in a loveless heterosexual partnership. But they don’t exist do they?
I think I might make a move next time I’m in a toilet with one of them.
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7:19 am
Such a lack of intelligence through out the entire writing, just a really really redundent piece. Not even a single reference point or statistic to back up any claim made. It’s unfortunate that a minority of Christians can voice their opinions so loudly and stupidly. It’s such an hypocricy to preach the word of God and Jesus, but spend an entire liftime filled with negativity and judgement. You desperately want to be good Christians yet unlike Jesus you hate and despise what you don’t have a single clue about. You know why he never came back? Because he’s embarrassed and ashamed.
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7:33 am
What a silly post!!!
Anyway, you seem to be focused on wives whose husbands might be gay. I am sure that there are a lot of those.
Why not do a similar post about husbands whose wives are gay? The odds would be about the same.
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7:39 am
Well that was a hilariously stupid pile of crap. The fear and ignorance of you christianist bigots knows no bounds.
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7:45 am
Oh my goodness Mr. Billings! I read your list and now I’m terrified that my husband might be gay! Here’s a detail of what I’m seeing with my husband.
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
He’s up at night on the computer and won’t let me see! This especially gets frequent around birthday’s and holidays! I’m so scared, what if he’s looking at giant male cock?
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
Sometimes, he and his friends play this game called “act a fag” and hey mimick whatever horrible homosexual they recently saw. I thought they were just making fun of gays, but what if they “act a fag” back at eachother’s houses!?
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
My husband was sleeping this past Sunday during our Baptist minister’s 1 and a half hour long sermon and saving the unborn babies of raped and abused 14 year olds!
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
My husband showers! And uses irish spring- the ALOE KIND. He used to just wash in the river and use the sand to get rid of his body filth, but now he is using soap. Could he be hoping to drop it?
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
My husband and I go to the gym all the time. I thought it was hot when we’d sneak in the locker rooms together to have sex, but what if he’s wishing I was a man??
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
I told my husband early on in our relationship that I loved the shape of his butt and arms, so he wears clothes that show this off now. COULD I HAVE TURNED HIM GAY?
7) Strange sexual demands
My husband like to stick his penis in my butt. It used to hurt a lot because his cock is so big, but now I like it. Could he be wishing I am a man? He also likes to tie me to the bed and blindfold me. Should I be worried??
He’s ALWAYS watching the man in the porn we watch. It’s really annoying because right after we watch the porn, he does the exact same position as the man in the film! Could he have cock-lust?
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
I knew something was wrong when we went to that Hentai convention in Tokyo!!!
10) Too many friendly young male friends
My husband is 25, I think I should make him hang out with my dad after this list.
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
See “Act a fag”
12) Love of pop culture
Oh my god, my husband loves Justin Beiber. Maybe he wants gay and underage ass!I need to call my preacher…
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Especially when we go to the beach! He’s all shirtless and walking around. I will definitely make him w ear a habit next beach trip.
14) Sudden heavy drinking
After I showed him this post, he went and made himself six extra dry gin martinis!
Oh Mr. Billings, I’m so scared. What should I do?
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11:27 am
It’s rather depressing you spent so much time writing something so crude and cruel. Shame on you!
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12:01 pm
Congratulations, you’re a total fucking prick. You assume this woman is just making sarcastic remarks, yet what if she’s serious? You’re so incredible dumb that you think sarcasm is real, and reality is sarcasm.
Yeah, she was being sarcastic, but isn’t it your duty to help people and not ask questions? Oh wait, your duty is to terrorize people and want everyone to live life like you do, because you’re a sad, pathetic man-child.
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1:39 pm
Mr. Billings, I’m serious. I’m terribly afraid for my husband’s soul. I thought that when we died we’d walk together in heaven and now I am afraid he will burn in the fires of hell!
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8:02 am
‘Stephenson Billings’ must be a troll…only trolls post retarded crap like this…
In actual fact, the content of this whole website appears to be retarded and crap. Fundamentalist, extremist christians make me lol
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8:04 am
I came here thinking this was a joke but I guess it is pretty serious. I suppose Christians would know what constitutes homosexuality; your priests have been practicing it for decades.
Also, I do not let my girlfriend check my emails, web history, cell phone records or any other history you suggest. Guess this means I’m gay. Or it could mean it’s my business and NOT hers. Vice versa – I don’t check her stuff, either. It’s called…
TRUST
It’s people like you that make the common-sense people so skeptical of truth.
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11:25 am
Tim, yes the Catholic church has had issues with homosexuality just as every other segment of society. Christians are not immune to the trends in our culture and while it saddens me and many others, we as a community are acting very conscientiously to combat unwanted same-sex attraction. I happen to be a Baptist and there are some points of Catholic doctrine and liturgy that I do not agree with. Also, I do believe there has been a sort of mini-epidemic of improper sexual activity happening in their seminaries and I only pray that the Catholic organization takes a far tougher stance on enforcing a code of conduct within its own ranks.
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//Tim, yes the Catholic church has had issues with homosexuality just as every other segment of society. Christians are not immune to the trends in our culture and while it saddens me and many others, we as a community are acting very conscientiously to combat unwanted same-sex attraction.//
Rather than condemning your brothers and sisters, shouldn’t you love them instead? What if God put homosexual people in your group to teach you a lesson about His creations? Then again, you don’t read the Bible the way He meant for it to be read, you just twist words to justify your meaningless existence.
//I happen to be a Baptist and there are some points of Catholic doctrine and liturgy that I do not agree with.//
Why? Don’t like that they allow people to have freedoms?
//Also, I do believe there has been a sort of mini-epidemic of improper sexual activity happening in their seminaries and I only pray that the Catholic organization takes a far tougher stance on enforcing a code of conduct within its own ranks.//
Because gay people shouldn’t be allowed to go Church because you don’t like them. That’s your only excuse for everything, you don’t like it so it should be banned.
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8:06 am
HAHAHA, you scarmongering twats! Only in America….you do realise don’t you this is the 21st cntury, right? I’ve never read anything so damn ridiculous in my life!! It’s no wonder people don’t go to church, you need help!
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8:09 am
You know how I know my husband is bisexual? Because he likes dick. Is “liking dick” on that list anywhere? No? Then I guess he’s straight after all, because he doesn’t fit any of the other parameters.
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8:46 am
That was absolutely hysterical reading. I needed this laugh today. What brings sadness to me is that their are actually people out there in the world who’ll believe this and potentially have a perfectly great heterosexual relationship destroyed because of your frivolous words. Then again if you are one to believe this article maybe you don’t deserve a husband who takes care of his health and appearance or perhaps a love of asian culture or an interest in pop culture or is so comfortable with his heterosexuality that he he can hug another man and so on an so forth (like EVERY sportsman I have ever seen). The only thing that maybe an indication that a man (or woman for that matter) may be cheating is secretive texting or calls. And if someone is cheating the relationship was over LONG before the cheating started.
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9:01 am
Let’s carry on with this logic here: All children’s entertainers are actually paedophiles…
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9:02 am
#1 frustrating thing about parody sites is all the dumbasses who think it’s real.
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9:05 am
YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS.
Get over yourself.
God does’t exist and I hate you
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9:08 am
NO. You must be mistaken. The person that wrote this is a total expert on the topic. That right he must be gay and married to know. As he explains it with such detail.
Now all you peanuts in the gallery that believe old mate here, should not reproduce- EVER.
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9:12 am
Why? Why don’t people realize parody when they read it? Get off the soapbox, climb back on down the mountain, and just enjoy the article for its intended purpose-humor.
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9:18 am
OH and another thing. Could you please clarify a few other things the bible says.. LIKE? How do I tell my wife that I am not allowed to touch her when she has her period, ooops I meant to say her “period of mentrual uncleanliness” (lev15:19-24). or Lev 21:20 I may not approach god if I have a defect in my sight. I wear glasses so my vision isn’t 20/20 does this exclude me from his power?? And I’m really confused about football too. Lev 11:6-8 tells me that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. I also miss eating shrimp because Lev 11:10 says it’s an abomination, YIKES!! Oh my I could go on about what the bible tells me to do and not do. But I am afraid I am going to burn because I sometimes wear poly/cotton blends Lev 19:19 tells me that is a sin or my father in law growing 2 different crops in his field, should I warn him he’ll go to hell. Am I obligated to go into Macy’s on Sunday and kill all the workers as Exodus 35:2 tells me to do for working on the sabbath??? And this one I am really tortured with. Exodus 21:7 How much do you think I could get to sell my daughter??? She’s a hard worker, prompt, eager to learn.. I’ve just never sold a daughter before so I am conflicted. Please help me Stephenson. I know you’ll have the answer for me..
Thanks so much
Stephen Dimmick
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11:17 am
How many times a day do you cut & paste this from Daily Kos or some other liberal conspiracy theory site? Yes, we’ve all seen this insipid chainmail before. How very original of you.
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11:35 am
How many blog posts have you just cut and paste from some conservative conspiracy theory site that’s full of misinformation and hatred? How many times have you gone and directly copied the tactics of your fellow terrorists?
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3:59 pm
I don’t claim to be original with this “chain mail” letter. I am just looking for your answer to these statements that are clearly stated in the bible. You don’t seem to have an answer.. Do you?? I haven’t found a catholic or christian to honestly answer these selectively dismissed bible writings. Without an answer to these questions you are only making your points about homosexuality null and void. So if you would sincerely address these bible writings with any logic you may have a leg to stand on?????
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4:26 pm
And I ask again, what are your responses to each of these charges? True Christians aren’t cowardly, so why don’t you show off your understanding of the Bible and step up to the plate?
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9:25 am
What a well informed article. You really did a lot of research. How many guys did you have to blow to get all this “insider” information?
Keep up the hate! Praise Christ!
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9:38 am
And don’t think the irony of the comment on your facebook page is lost on me “a camping trip leader for Hearty teens”. I can only assume you are gay yourself????
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9:39 am
Irrational Generalizations.
Shame! Shame!
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9:46 am
“Is my gay boyfriend STRAIGHT?” – Don’t panic guys, it’s a common question. There are over three and a half couples in North London struggling with heterosexuality in their relationship.
Visit the Jack of Hearts blog and read “Is my gay boyfriend STRAIGHT?” now!
http://jackcullen.blogspot.com/2010/08/is-my-gay-boyfriend-straight.html
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11:13 am
Jack, I am incredibly offended by your article. It is repulsive and conceited, mocking and demeaning. I would advise my reader to AVOID this offense to common sense. This is pretty much the most wretched thing I have read all week. It’s terribly sad, too, because it seems like you do have some talent for blog writing and maybe some day you could even be a journalist or more. It is so sad to see such talent wasted on homosexual propaganda and hostility. You are a fool and a dilettante and that is upsetting. I just pray that some day you will realize that you’re doing more harm than good. You don’t have to be that way, you really don’t. There is a beautiful world out there and the amazing thing is you could know eternal love if you only opened your heart. He died for YOUR sins!
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11:33 am
//Jack, I am incredibly offended by your article. It is repulsive and conceited, mocking and demeaning.//
Funny, that’s exactly how you are.
//I would advise my reader to AVOID this offense to common sense. This is pretty much the most wretched thing I have read all week. It’s terribly sad, too, because it seems like you do have some talent for blog writing and maybe some day you could even be a journalist or more. It is so sad to see such talent wasted on homosexual propaganda and hostility.//
Blah blah blah, someone’s views are different than yours and you’re pissed off at it and you just want everyone to be brainwashed into doing what you do.
//You are a fool and a dilettante and that is upsetting. I just pray that some day you will realize that you’re doing more harm than good. You don’t have to be that way, you really don’t.//
And you don’t have to be such an insensitive prick who damns anyone with a line of thinking different from yours, but you refuse to change. You’re just at terrorist at heart, so what good do you do in this world?
//There is a beautiful world out there and the amazing thing is you could know eternal love if you only opened your heart. He died for YOUR sins!//
You refuse to know anyone that isn’t Christian, and you hate so much, how the fuck do YOU know what love is period?
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9:51 am
lol, y’all be postin’ in a troll thread
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10:10 am
NEXT UP: How to tell your wife is a lesbian for straight husbands! “Well… there’s isn’t a way to tell. But grab your videocamera and hope to God that she starts getting it on with some random chick!”
Amirite?
It’s getting hot in this chatroom, this is incredible. Hint to the poor sap who is suffering for his own idiocy on writing about this – next time, don’t. The internet is not your place to be. The internet thinks it’s okay to be gay.
Take your bigoted opinions elsewhere.
I.E. Don’t bash here, and we’ll try our hardest not to think in your church. What is it, by the way? Westboro Baptist Whats-it?
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10:12 am
A good friend of mine, and former roommate is openly gay. He is exceptionally messy, could have done with an extra shower or two here and there (though by no means reeked), is usually too indifferent to pick up the phone to answer calls or texts, has a gym membership but prefers to laze around on the sofa watching any old TV shows, and has a predilection for straight porn.
I am worried he’s straight.
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10:22 am
Oh, and luckily, Family Guy has provided women everywhere with a far shorter, and more foolproof, way of discovering if they’ve married an abomination:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7IMYl5oU8
FG also offers us a handy potted history of Christianity:
http://www.miloop.com/film_view.aspx?movie=1457
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10:30 am
Oops, looks like I was had. Hilarious!
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10:59 am
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! ”
And no doubt a man who makes every attempt to call others “gay” only as an attempt to hide his own homosexuality. You’re not so much of an “investigative journalist” when an article is full of personal opinion, heresay and fabrication, as you are a troll.
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11:13 am
Mr Billings,
I’m going to assume you simply missed my earlier post – seeing as I received no response from you, but later posts did. I’m going to assume that you didn’t deliberately ignore it.
So I’d like you to address the points I raised. I’ve summarised the 11 challenges I put to you earlier. (For the full explanation of each, please read my earlier comment, also under the same name Ben M)
1) I think you lied when you said your 15 points were drawn from ‘the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals’. I challenge you to prove that those 15 points have any kind of medical backing.
2) Please identify what ‘risks’ are posed to the family of a gay-but-married man. Please identify your scientific evidence for this claim, and explain how these risks differ from risks brought about by any other unfaithful spouse (whether straight or gay, male or female).
3) Please acknowledge that you (and people like you) are the reason why people are ashamed of coming out.
4) Please acknowledge that you (and people like you) are the reason why (allegedly) some gay men prefer to hide their sexuality and marry a woman.
5) Please also acknowledge that you (and people like you) are the reason why (allegedly) some families “rush young men into marriage out of fear that the young man’s secret will be exposed”.
6) Please confirm that you believe it’s your God-given duty to reinforce the shame and fear that gay men and their families experience.
7) Please show your scientific evidence for making the claim that some people become gay out of boredom.
9) Please confirm that you stated that same-sex attraction is both natural, and being unnaturally inhibited.
10) Please explain why you chose the term ‘lustful activities’ instead of ‘loving activities’.
11) Please confirm when you are available to spend a weekend at our house.
Regards,
Ben
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12:26 pm
I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY NONSENSE
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12:36 pm
Says the man who spreads conspiracy theories all the time in his blogs.
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4:41 pm
So, you have time to respond to everyone else’s post/questions/comments yet you have no time at all to explain your reasoning? Good job, buddy. You have now proved to everyone that you just make up a bunch of shit and put it on the internet. Another thing I have to say is that I am a Christian and I think you’re a lunatic.
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11:23 am
What a hateful little man you are. Instead of trying to push your misguided sense of morality on others, you should try finding what you have in common with others in lieu of pointing out differences that you are frightened of.
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I would like to know what “medical professionals” were consulted in your list. No doubt there were no shortage of “spiritual professionals” willing to spread their hate.
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11:27 am
Thanks for the laugh! “Stephenson Billings”, if that is your real name…have you ever even met a gay man? This is a ridiculous sack of stereotypes. Love your work! LOL
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11:37 am
Interesting that the ‘male’ models here are all obvious homosexuals!
Most sissies are married to fish, fucking fish, and making babies with fish! These sissies simply chose to enjoy sausage discreetly/secretly on the side.
The ‘out and proud’ sissies you see are perhaps 1% or less of total sissies worldwide!
Also, We Hate Fish!!!
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11:47 am
lol. wow. what a totally ridiculous article! it’s too bad people believe this garbage. i feel sorry for you guys.
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12:01 pm
Wow, I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while, thank you. It amazes me that people like you actually exist. I think that if you are truly so devout, you should go join God in heaven. PS The guy in the picture from your article is definitely not gay. He is not very fit and has a weak arms so, according to your logic, he is definitely not gay.
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12:13 pm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014
Is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal?
Adams HE, Wright LW Jr, Lohr BA.
Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602-3013, USA.
Abstract
The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.
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12:14 pm
This man over-credits himself by calling himself a ‘journalist’. I feel sorry for the kids he tries to ‘motivate’—probably trying to get them to drink his KoolAid.
go Claire–you had an awesome post. This guy is a hate-spewing shit-stirrer.
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12:29 pm
Claire is a teenage girl and I think it’s wrong for you people to encourage her.
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12:39 pm
I was under the impression that Claire was a young woman who’s capable of standing up for herself and not the weak being you imagine all women are.
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8:07 am
Stephenson, I googled Stephenson Billings is gay, and you know what, 177,000 entries were listed, wow, in five or six days there are that many entries. I had tried to warn you that this was going to spread on the net, from now until the net crashes, you will forever be known as a gay man. I do commend you on responding to so many comments, I figured you would have deleted the post by now, but your perseverance is impressive. I still vehemently disagree with the way gays and lesbians are treated in this country, and 90% of the vile directed at these citizens is based in Theological misinterpretations of the bible. I have read the King James version where it talks of man laying with man, and it says effiminate, not homosexual, that was added in 1954 to the New American Version of the bible, the term homosexual did not exist when Jesus supposedly walked the Earth. I would again recite Matthew 7:1-6
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
6 ¶ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
Lets ACCEPT gays and lesbians for who they ARE, and if you are a TRUE believer then GOD will judge them, just as he JUDGES you and the other HYPOCRITES who claim to be Christians.
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5:45 pm
And what does the fact that I’m a teenager have to do with anything?
P.S. in less than a month I’ll be 20, so you can’t use the teenager excuse anymore.
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12:15 pm
Is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal?
Adams HE, Wright LW Jr, Lohr BA.
Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602-3013, USA.
Abstract
The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014
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12:18 pm
Hahahahahahahahahah…………..Thanks I really needed a good laugh. Hilarious!!
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12:22 pm
Stephenson
You are a small minded man and its sad that you actually call yourself a journalist…
No one is having sex in my gym locker room or steam room, get real.
I love fashion(and sports!) and wear great clothes, it helps me get laid (by women).
You must live in a tiny, rural city because #9 is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Does that mean that every man living in a large city (or Asia?) is gay? Just because we (those of us living in large cities or Asia) openly welcome everyone’s sexual orientation doesn’t mean that traveling here means your gay. We have things like culture, music, fine dining, shopping, more culture and if you happen to be gay yes we have stuff for you too. Maybe you should travel to a big city to see what its all about.
Here’s my advice on how to deal with this situation if/when it comes up. TALK TO YOUR SPOUSE, if they’re gay, get a divorce and move on, be happy in your life and who you are gay or straight. Running around looking for secrets wont help you, talking to your partner will. BOOM DONE There’s your article on how to handle it.
Get a clue Steveo
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12:30 pm
I love how retarded this article is:-)
Especially the part about gay men in the gym locker rooms and the alleged steamy sexcapades
Hahahahahah. feel sorry for you Mr righteous Christian
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12:31 pm
I have not read all the postings here so please disregard if this duplicates any previous comments.
I think that it would be easy to accept the fact that this has happened in at least one marriage. With that assumption, what is the threshold number of occurrences that would validate or invalidate his hypothesis?
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12:33 pm
Oh my god, I’ve just discovered I’m a gay man! I thought I was a straight female but I do so many of the things listed here that I realize now I must be gay.
I visit big cities, especially Copenhagen, Beijing and Tokyo, and I use phones and computers late at night.
I don’t even bother to feign interest in spiritual matters, mainly as I have a brain and a billion better things to do that listen to someone else telling me how to live my life.
I’m sassy and back chat, at least by your definition. By other people’s definition of course I’m just an equal member of society and it’s acceptable to express my opinions. Hell, the company I work for even pays me to do that because they value people equally. You probably want us all to wear burkas and keep quiet while the men (straight men, of course) do all the talking.
I do like looking at semi-naked men on the beach or in the park. I also love pop culture and have many younger men as friends. I work in IT so it’s bound to happen, but still. We even hug sometimes too.
I have a lot of tight clothes, but that’s probably because I don’t actually go to the gym. I do like sports though, maybe I’m not gay after all…except how does that explain my huge collection of kinky gay porn? I love it. I can’t wait to watch two guys get down to it. I even write gay porn content for the web.
This article doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, as others have pointed out much more eloquently than I have. I really struggle to understand how someone can hold these opinions and yet be able to walk and breathe at the same time. You really ought to move to Afghanistan and live under the Taliban as you share most of the same views.
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12:41 pm
ahahaahhahaha
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12:53 pm
Stephenson,
While I may not agree with one single thing that you have to say, I have to commend you on your excellent writing skills. You use all the right words and slants to make your opinions come alive as pseudo-facts and that’s a very useful skill in your field. Luckily, nobody takes these hate- and fear-filled articles seriously, but if I were you, I would look into opening your mind a little bit, at least for the sake of gaining some credibility and not sounding like an angry old man sitting on his front porch yelling at kids on skateboards.
What you don’t realize is that your articles not only do damage to the gay community (a diverse community that you know very little about) but to the straight community as well and to an even greater extent. The roles that you assign to masculinity are dangerously over-archetypical. No man can meet the expectations that you set up for a real, natural “man”, because no man is naturally that way. Men have been socialized (harmfully so) to believe that they must behave a certain way, but men are much more diverse and interesting than you paint them to be. Masculinity and femininity are not black and white, it’s a giant grey field and nobody should feel persecuted for falling outside of their “prescribed” gender role.
Also, your view of what a gay man is is entirely skewed, but I think that you know that. You surely have witnessed the culture of sexual openness that you would call deviant among the gay community, but so what? You have apparently never witnessed a healthy gay family. I’m sure that the thought of that makes you cringe, but unless you experience it and allow the idea of a homosexual couple raising healthy, happy children to sink into your mind, you will never escape the unhappiness and angst that is keeping you a prisoner. I, myself, am a gay man in a long-term relationship. We both are attending university, broadening our horizons, accepting and loving each other for who we are in a perfectly healthy relationship of equals, but you hesitate to admit that people who don’t fit into your box of perfection can possibly be happy and love each other. Life is all about loving one another, not about spreading nasty rumors over the internet masked as news articles.
Thanks
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1:02 pm
This is absolutely ridiculous.
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1:04 pm
Wow, I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while. I think that if you’re so devout, you should go meet God. PS The guy in the picture from your article is definitely not gay. He is not very fit and has weak arms so, according to your logic, he must be straight.
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1:10 pm
“Outstandingly accurate yet incredibly hilarious!” ~ Godsend Magazine
“Satirical humor, and fun for the whole family!” ~ Christians’ Life Weekly
“Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Just simply fantastic.” ~ God’s Children Magazine
“Lovely, with touch of pure, concentrated truth. Thank the Lord.” ~ Westboro Baptist Monthly
All of these wonderful Christian magazines have been talking about Stephenson’s great article, ranging the rating from 8 to 10 out of 10. Stephenson Billings, an unmarried homosexual male, has criticized his own kind for being horrible, inhuman people… And the crowd loves it!
“Homosexuals should burn into the pits of Hell they came out o–oh, excuse me, I think my boyfriend is calling…” says Stephenson during the interview on the Christian Life channel.
Stephenson was a young boy, obsessed with the occult, nude men, and penises, set on becoming the journalist that represents all Christians everywhere. And he finally did it.
“I believe that every child has a right to criticize homosexuals, only later to find out that they are one,” Billings comments. “I also believe that they should have great anal sex with their pastors, and drop by the pope sometime for a little bit of fun…”
Billings goes on to say how he loves his new boyfriend and how much he tells him how he’s going to burn in Hell. His boyfriend, Gerald McCennan, talks about their love life often to reporters who ask.
“Oh, Stephenson is just fantastic in bed,” begins Gerald. “He always find new positions and tries desperately hard to get that 5 incher in me. He loves my cooking and always licks my asshole before I feed him any dinner. He says it supplies that ‘feces taste of love’. We also like to go out clubbing and have fifteensomes with other gay men we find lying around. I believe we’re going to love each other forever… And actually, we’re going to have a sixsome tonight with my friends Rick, Nicholas, Kim and Johnny!”
Gerald and Stephenson plan on getting married in December, and adopting a genetically gay child to have threesomes with.
“To all the fans out there,” Billings starts. “Just keep hating homosexuals for the disgusting beings they are, and have plenty of anal sex everyday. Remember, if your anus isn’t stretched enough so that it can still hold in feces, then you need more anal sex!”
Prime Time Reviews rates this article a 9.5/10, -.5 due to grammatical and spelling errors.
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2:20 pm
YOU ARE GENUINELY A PROFOUND PERVERT. NONE OF THIS IS TRUE AND IT MAKES ME SICK. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO CRAWL BACK INTO THE DUNGEON YOU ALL ESCAPED FROM. I AM 100% HETEROSEXUAL YOU FREAK.
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2:29 pm
You’re the freak here Stevie, you hate so much and love so little, yet you claim to be a soldier of God.
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4:36 pm
Actually, those pull quotes ARE true.
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4:43 pm
[trombone} Waaaa-waaaaaaaaaaaa...
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12:10 am
I apologize you aren’t a fan of Prime Time Reviews, Mr. Billings. However, you stated all yourself… Do you not remember? I have the video recording from the Christian Life channel of the interview you did.
… Actually, I retract that. I recall the boss of Prime Time Reviews accidentally recycling it with his recyclables in a plastic bag. It was an accident. However, I may speak with the Christian Life channel to retrieve the video for you and your fans to see. Besides, everybody is dying to see your boyfriend.
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1:43 am
NO U.
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7:48 am
I think Mr High & Mighty is getting a little irritated here. haha. owell, maybe he shouldn`t have posted such bullshit. As for the Crawling back into the Cage comment, I think someone`s been watching too many BDSM films.
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1:14 pm
So wait, it’s ok to watch porn, but lube is too kinky? What if they use lube in the porn? Does watching a film including lube also mean one has deep emotional abnormalities? Christian sex is confusing
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1:14 pm
It seems that most everyone that is calling you an idiot has responded and covered pretty much all of the bases. Congratualtions. You have done nothing but show why people should stray away from your ‘faith’. I went to a Christian school through all of my schooling until I graduated high school. It’s good to know it hasn’t changed one bit.
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dude….you’re a fuckin’ idiot.
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1:32 pm
Hysterical! Thanks for airing these laughable stereotypes. Are you aware this article is developing a second life as humor with gay and other enlightened people?
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1:39 pm
Hilarious. Good work.
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1:43 pm
‘Stephenson Billings is a Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!” Sounds like Stevie has himself some of teh gay going on. He also appears to be a comedy writer. This is the funniest article I have read in some time. Wait……..you mean he is serious? Funny I didn’t see any PEER REVIEWED SCIENTIFIC DATA to back up his ridiculous claims. Sounds like more regurgitated garbage from the hate mongers by someone who loathes himself.
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2:15 pm
This is a Christian website where we discuss Christian values, not some lefty science blog. Get off your high horse. You sound like an imbecile and I am sick and tired of you freaks spamming me here.
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Stephenson Billings says:
August 19, 2010 at 2:20 pm
YOU ARE GENUINELY A PROFOUND PERVERT. NONE OF THIS IS TRUE AND IT MAKES ME SICK. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO CRAWL BACK INTO THE DUNGEON YOU ALL ESCAPED FROM. I AM 100% HETEROSEXUAL YOU FREAK.
Me thinks you DOTH Protest too much, did you see little Stephen, your name and being a homosexual WILL ALWAYS BE FOREVER LINKED ON THE NET, Hahaha, you can come out now, the world already knows that you are Gay, come on Stephen, come on out of the closet, it’s okay, the world will even accept your antique bottle obsession, I guess you use them for your own “pleasure”
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5:32 pm
My name is Stephenson not “Stephen”. Please address me appropriately or I will not pay attention to you.
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apparently you do pay attention when people address you incorrectly if you have the time to make a comment about it. sorry stevie. maybe you should get a real job and then people would maybe get your name right. people like you are the problem with this country, not gay people. you jackass.
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Stephenson Billings says:
August 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm
“This is a Christian website where we discuss Christian values, not some lefty science blog. Get off your high horse. You sound like an imbecile and I am sick and tired of you freaks spamming me here.”
Poor Stevie, Science is based upon empirical evidence and fact, while religion (such as your invisible sky god) is based upon mythology, conjecture and fear. “Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into buildings.” Science has given us modern medicine and the internet tubes you are blogging on. Christian values such as they are have given us slavery, domination of women, and prohibitions on eating shellfish or working on Sunday. Christian values hah-none of the Christians I know profess such warped values as your own, however imbeciles like you spout nonsense based upon ignorance, while intelligent people rely on real data. Small minds stevie, such as your own rely on superstition and lies from groups like the Family research council and Focus on the Anus
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”-Eleanor Roosevelt
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No, this is a blog site where a 60 year old retarded man-child complains about how things are different and how he doesn’t want to change and just bitch at people to change their ways back to the ‘good ol days’.
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1:56 pm
This is article is funny. who said that you have to like sports when you go to the GYM!??? that is stupid! You go to the gym to trim out your fat-ass so you live longer and be healthy! the rest of this article is bull… it is very misleading to women. So to all of ya’ll who’s reading this… this is not how you will find out if ya’ll husbands are GAY!…
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1:59 pm
Here are my 2 cents: My advice for all these “poor women” (and I do feel sorry for them) and christians in general is:
STOP TREATING GAYS LIKE CRIMINALS OR ABOMINATIONS! This way they can live their “lifestyle” without fear of being MURDERED or cast out of society. So they can live their life without having to get married to a “poor woman”. This is never a gay man ort woman’s fault in me eyes. The church with their judgments (even though they are the ones that preach about judging others) indoctrinates fear into gay men and womens brain so they are forced to lie and ultimately have to seek their desires in the dark. This so-called problem of gays getting in heterosexual is created by the church and society that insists on treating gays as scum of the earth. I feel bad for both parties for being in such a marriage but the idiot that wrote this article wouldn’t think of placing any blame on the church because they think in the same one-sided way, if they even think at all that is.
We all can go to on the internet and write about pretty much anything and provide a link to some other site that talks about what they are writing about but that does not make your work authentic or truthful.
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A wife can tell if her husband is gay if he is a religous leader in the evangelical movement, (i.e., Ted Haggard or George Rekkers.) Plus Stevie Boy, you seem to be really “in the know,” about closeted homosexuals, you are a pseudo-intellectual who has contributed to the collective dumbing down of America. Also your idiot “Christians” are a bunch of hypocrital child molestors, adulterers, thieves,or just generally bad people who go to church because they feel it absolves them of their sins.
ONe day of Praisin’, six days of fun, chances of “christians” getting to heaven are 6 to 1. Go away you hypocritical turd.
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2:06 pm
Ways to spot a pedophile:
Finds employment as a Motivational Childhood Party Entertainer.
Seeks comfort by collecting old bottles or other inane memorabilia.
Looks creepy, like a less attractive Abe Vigoda.
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2:13 pm
It is so extremely offensive for you to refer to my life as a “Homosexual lifestyle” just because I am attracted to men. When will conservative christians understand that we are ALL VERY DIFFERENT. None of that bullshit you spewed up there refers to “my lifestyle.” Being gay isn’t a choice, therefore it’s not simply a lifestyle. IT’S WHO WE ARE!!!!!
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2:17 pm
Antique Soda Bottle Collector??? Sounds pretty gay to me.
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2:21 pm
This is SO funny. I rarely laugh out loud when I’m by myself, but I totally did. What cracks me up the most is that this was not satire! The writer is totally serious! Aaaaaahahahahaha
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2:21 pm
This is ridiculous in a particularly Victorian way:
Why no “Is My Wife a Lesbian?” We don’t need that, because ladies don’t do that kind of thing.
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2:25 pm
This article is the most ridiculous drivel that I have ever read. I am in my 30′s, I am a Republican and happily married non gay male. Yet I can’t help but laugh at some of the examples used. Talk about generalized rubbish.
I have no issue with Homosexuals and fully support their right to civil union and equal rights. Why don’t we just leave them alone and allow them to be themselves.
Another article that give the General public another reason to believe that Christians are anything but relevant.
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Stephenson Billings says:
August 17, 2010 at 9:58 pm
“Take California for instance, the majority of people there voted AGAINST special rights for gay people. This is a majority opinion and if you think otherwise, you’re just out of touch.”
Equal (not special) Rights of minorities are guaranteed under the equal protection clause of the Constitution. These rights cannot be taken away by popular vote or election results.
Stevie needs to read the United States Constitution that right wingers love to quote when it supports their position-which it clearly does not in this case. Call the ACLU stevie and they’ll send you a free copy.
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Is it me, or does everyone get the feeling that “Stephenson Billings” is just afraid of coming out of the closet?
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3:18 pm
The fact that you laud the sanctity of marriage, and raise it up as a holy and beautiful thing, seems a bit hypocritical — considering you are destroying people’s marriages with your stereotypical and unfounded comments.
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I wish i was gay so i had a hard lean body to make conservative douchebags with names like Stepehenson Billings (lol) uncomfortable because I like large penises and testicles all over my face and butthole.
Also God doesn’t exist and all Christians are scum.
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3:21 pm
My husband fits some of these points…what do I do? Divorce? What about the kids. How do I know for sure? Thank you for opening my eyes, I had no idea…this is so frightening.
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3:28 pm
This is one of the most hilarious things I’ve read in a LONG time! If you suspect your spouse might be so oppressed by those around him that he’s married you to cover his sexuality, how about getting to know some actual gay people? You might actually learn something rather than being rampantly paranoid and crazed by stereotypes. Thanks for the laugh!
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3:35 pm
This is freakin’ hilarious. If your husband is a lisping, flouncing characature of a gay man, then he might be gay!
My favourite part:
“Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels.”
It sounds like someone spends a lot of time observing gay people… By the way, haven’t you ever heard of bears?
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This is one of the most hilarious things I’ve read in a LONG time! If you suspect your spouse is so oppressed by the people around him that he’s married you to cover his sexuality, perhaps you should get to know some actual gay people to help you figure it out. You might actually learn something, rather than being rampantly paranoid and reliant upon blatant stereotypes. Thanks for a good laugh!
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“Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms.”
Wow, I need to get a different gym membership, that sounds awesome. Nobody’s having any fun in the bathrooms at my gym.
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4:15 pm
There is a “letter” to Dr. Laura (although she is NOT a real doctor in any sense of the word) that has circulated around the internet for 10 years now.. It was never sent to her, however it holds a lot of fantastic bible writings about selling your daughter to touching dead pig skin (watch out footballers. You are on a path to HELL) CHECK IT OUT
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
AND ASK YOUR CATHOLIC OR CHRISTIAN FRIENDS WHETHER THEY CAN EXPLAIN THESE THINGS TO YOU. I BET YOU THEY CAN’T. I HAVEN’T FOUND ONE..
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Stephen, this has been emailed and posted to me so many times I’m not going to even bother responding to points. I’d ask you try to be a bit original and intelligent and stop circulating this garbage. Actually, somebody already posted this on this very article. Annoying.
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More like you can’t answer because you know that Leviticus’ teachings are nothing but bullshit and you have no response to it.
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And yet again you don’t respond! I was the one who posted it before and As I posted before, I have never had a catholic or christian able to answer these logically. As long as you want to be selective about what you says the bible says, so will I. You have no leg to stand on and again neither does ANY catholic or christian when asked these very simple questions. Keep up the great work.. You are opening the eyes of many. And again I don’t expect a response because you don’t have one.
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4:16 pm
Initially I was horrified with the content of this article. But, after I visited Mr. Billings’s website (http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/) and saw the astounding amount of pictures of shirtless men in speedos, bondage gear, and leather chaps, in addition to the creepily detailed piece on cat rape (really?), I had to come to the conclusion that this is satire, and Mr. Billings is a fictional character developed by someone who is attempting to be funny (and is). This is the only explanation for the content on this man’s website, and his fixation on half-dressed men. I think the person impersonating Mr. Billings is attempting to appear hypocritical and as a closeted homosexual for the purpose of comedy. So, arguing with him on the issue doesn’t seem to have very high stakes here, as he is a fictional character.
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5:26 pm
I am not concerned about your armchair psychoanalysis or your conspiracy theories, but thanks for attempting to undermine the ultimate meaning of my work. Well, God bless.
Here is one of my favorite passages that I’d like to share with you:
“And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” –Philippians 4:7.
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//I am not concerned about your armchair psychoanalysis or your conspiracy theories, but thanks for attempting to undermine the ultimate meaning of my work. Well, God bless. //
He didn’t have to try to undermine your work, you do a damn good job at it already.
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gotta say stevie, after looking at your blog site, i can only surmise you’re a big ole closet homo. i mean, jeez, i’m a gay guy and i don’t spend half the time thinking about gay activity that you do. and all those hot guys in speedos you’ve got on your site (btw, that post about speedos ruining summer in america-those pictures were of soap opera stars in brazil) man oh man! i’m gonna have to see about having your blog linked up to some of the gay blog sites because, hell! we all like to look at the hotties, right?
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I am not trying to insult you. I honestly don’t think that you are a real person. I think you are purposely making ridiculous generalizations that can’t possibly be substantiated with any amount of evidence in order to make most people angry; this in turn causes readers to post links on social networking pages so that other amazed and horrified people will visit the site. In this way you gain attention for the site and your writing.
The pictures of all the men on your personal website and your self-published fixation on homosexuality creates the character of a closeted, hypocritical, self-hating gay man. I am not trying to insult you personally, because I do not personally believe that homosexuality is a negative thing. I just want to point out that I believe you are being underhanded and dishonest by using a fake gay witch hunt to get attention.
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It’s all your fault.
You oppose gay marriages and do not approve of gay people marrying the ones they truly love and would want to spend their old age with.
Why would you do that? You just want people to be miserable, I guess, just probably like you are.
So what will a closeted gay man do? He could either:
(1) Remain unmarried and become the gentleman bachelor uncle that almost every family has, and that everybody talks furtively about, behind his back, but you are all smiles and profess to love him in front of him;
(2) Be killed like what you Christians are advocating in Africa (in Uganda for example, you American Christians are advocating death penalty for gays and imprisonment for people who know somebody who is and won’t tell the government; in Malawi, two men who married each other were jailed, but since pardoned because of international pressure);
(3) Remain closeted forever, get married to a nice young lass, have a loveless marriage, have screwed up children (although he might be a very good father) but because there is no love (or sex) in the marriage, just like many American marriages, the marriage may end in divorce or he might just abandon the marriage altogether. The gay closeted married man will live a lie and be bitter his whole life.
(4) … do all the 15 things (and probably even more) that you stated in your article … to preserve his sanity.
In some societies, there are boy brothels that men go to, to relieve pressure … and then go on with their married life. No commitment with the boys, just sex, well, there may be some love involved, but money is always in the transaction. These brothels are not talked about, but they are there, patronized by all kinds of people from different strata of the society.
This is similar to what you alluded to … like going to Thailand without the wife … well, you know, to preserve the marriage and his sanity, why not be debauch for a week or two in some countries where you can exploit whoever ou want for a fee. These boys for rent in these countries sacrifice their young selves so their families could have something to eat. They don’t mince words about it, it is a part of life … and then they grow up and go on with their life.
For the Western closeted gay man, after his week of debauchery, he will go back to the loveless marriage, his sanity is preserved, but he still lives a lie. But at least he can look forward to the next vacation, in another part of the world, perhaps, not Thailand, but may be Brazil, or maybe Portugal. Those Portuguese men are hot.
As long as he supports his wife and his family monetarily, I think, it is ok for him to have his own time. It beats solution no. 5 below:
(5) Kill himself because he might not be able to take it anymore or worse, kill others, blaming others for his sorry miserable life.
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5:13 pm
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
It’s funny because it’s completely ridiculous.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It’s funny ’cause it’s completely ridiculous. How can you all even get mad at something that’s so unbelievably stupid and blatantly false? Save your breath and your anger. This entire article is not even worthy of notice.
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5:18 pm
Billings, what do you make of the fact that no one at all seems to agree with your assertions? The comments on all of your outrageous “articles” are overwhelmingly negative…
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5:46 pm
I’ll tell you one of the strange rules of the internet: most people post comments only when they’re angry. People who are happy, relieved or satisfied soak up information then go on their merry way. I am confident in the support of my peers. I have received many emails and messages from friends and admirers who felt what I did here was the right thing to do. It’s not my fault that some of you loons decided to gather together to harass me and shout down my free speech.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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You want to suppress the basic rights of every individual that isn’t American and Christian, or what you deem to be both. Not only that, either your supporters are mentally retarded or just screwin’ with you.
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2:59 pm
Jesus is crying, because you are the loon aka. IDIOT and trying to use his sweet name and faith as a vehicle for your bullshit. You should probably stop while you are ahead. You are really giving Christianity a bad name.
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my word, the concept of free speach. yes your entitled to your view and to express it. which entitles the masses to react. and it seems they have. do you really believe all the stuff you wrote? if you do i fear your “judgement day” is upon you as you have clearly judged others. pitiful realy.
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Stephenson, so what you’re saying is you’re a self loathing homosexual??
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5:27 pm
Phew, I do not do any of these things, so luckily my husband will not figure out that I am gay.
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you tell ‘em steve! this country is going straight to hell with hussein obama AND ALL THE HOMOS
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Forgive me if I missed anything, I only read the first half of the comments. Can’t blame me, it’s really big.
Apologize in advance for the monotony below
A summary of what I read:
//1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers//
Stephen’s point: If a man is using phones or computers late at night, he must be watching gay porn or socializing with gay men.
Readers: The internet is big. And contains straight porn and women.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way//
Stephen’s point: If a man looks at another man, he must be gay.
Readers: You’re stupid.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups//
Stephen’s point: If a man goes to church but doesn’t pay attention, he must be flirting with other gay men.
Readers: You’re really stupid.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home//
Stephen’s point: Gay men are soulless personifications of female stereotypes.
Readers: No they’re not.
Stephen: Yes they are.
Readers: No they’re not.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//5) Gym membership but no interest in sports//
Stephen’s point: Guys who go to the gym but don’t do sports have gay sex in the changerooms; why else would a man who doesn’t do sports go to the gym?
Readers: To work out. And gay people don’t have sex in public changerooms.
Stephen: Yes they do, one told me.
Readers: …
Stephen: Those dots are unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”//
Stephen’s point: Guys who wear trendy clothes are gay. And can non-verbally communicate with each other.
Readers: I don’t like you. Because you’re stupid.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//7) Strange sexual demands//
Stephen’s point: Sexual variety is gay.
Readers: You’ve never been married.
Stephen: >.>
//8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films//
Stephen’s point: If a man watches porn for the men, he must be gay.
Readers: Derp.
//9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia//
Stephen’s point: If a man travels to Asia alone, he must be gay.
Readers: You’re an idiot.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//10) Too many friendly young male friends//
Stephen’s point: If a man has young male friends, he must be gay. And a pedophile.
Readers: ._.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends//
Stephen’s point: If a man is sassy, he must be gay.
Readers: That’s sexist. Somehow.
Stephen: I’m not sexist, I’m a christian journalist.
//12) Love of pop culture//
Stephen’s point: If a man watches Glee, he must be gay.
Readers: It’s catchy.
Stephen: That tone is unreasonable and unjustified. Therefore I will not read your post.
//13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public//
Stephen’s point: If a man isn’t wearing a shirt, he must be trying to impress gay guys.
Readers: Or trying to impress women. Or it’s hot. Or he’s swimming.
Stephen: No, he’s gay.
Readers: No u.
//14) Sudden heavy drinking//
Stephen’s point: Closet gays drink. EVERY woman who found out her husband was gay said so. Srsly.
Readers: Depressed people drink. Also, source.
Stephen: …
//15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?//
Stephen’s point: Women who have dated gay men will do it again. Because women do not develop brain cells. They also lay eggs.
Readers: You’re stupid.
SUMMARY OF THE COMMENTS:
Readers: You have no valid points, you sound like you have never met a gay person (internet doesn’t count), your only source is a shady ABC article, you have no wife and family, you’re christian, you type funny, this article sounds like a joke, and if we were to follow this article, two thirds of the population would be gay.
Stephen: Stop with these obscene personal attacks, they’re not getting you anywhere. I don’t make ypos, Two thirds of the North American population is gay, I do have sources (*puts random links*), being a clueless christian right-wing basement dweller in Tennessee doesn’t have anything to do with having bias against gay people, RANDOM capitals that no ONE besides The Comedian (whose points are all invalid because he calls me names) actually read, this article is not satire, and you’re stupid.
Readers: Prick.
Stephen: Poohead.
Readers: Stupidface.
And so on and so forth
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6:22 pm
Apologies*
x.x
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6:14 am
It’s obvious Stephen is gay. He is projecting his fears and worries in all of us: if Stephen looks at other men in a flirtatious way he think every men do.
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5:32 pm
Please let me know who the cute guys in the photos are… yum yum
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5:35 pm
Will you also be posting an article advising men how to know that their wives are lesbians? As a major K.D. Lang fan, I can hardly wait!
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2:25 am
Here’s a couple to startL
Does your wife own more tools than you do?
Does your wife know how to drive a car with a standard transmission?
Do people sometime think that you are a gay because your wife looks as or more masculine than you do?
You might be married to a LESBIAN!
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5:39 pm
You know how I know you’re gay? You crochet bicycle shorts.
Nah. Just kidding.
In this day in age, most homosexual people are open about their ambitions. That is unless they are repressed by the church and political agendas. See? I can make stuff up too.
Any way, abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
Good day, sir!
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5:40 pm
Please stop referring to homosexuality as a “lifestyle”. It is my whole life, and, in my mid-fifties, I am no longer particularly stylish.
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6:52 pm
It is not a Gay Lifestyle, its a LIFE.
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6:11 pm
Leave it to some ignorant Christian dumb asses to judge and assess your family by making a joke out of a gay man. Worthless d-bags.
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6:11 pm
As a bisexual, I’m wondering why you haven’t considered that stereotypical housewife isn’t married to someone who is attracted to both men and women. Also, I was just wondering why these sorts of articles are nearly always about closeted homosexual men BY conservative Christian men. Not that the two are connected or anything.
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6:13 pm
This article was hilariously wrong. The author is a huge idiot. I have barely any interest in sports and go to the gym regularly, does that make me gay? Dumbass. Also I happen to like Glee. The author is clearly a closeted homosexual.
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6:18 pm
//THAT IS IN THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH
The Constitution also gives us the right to criticize works that have been published to the public. If you post something stupid, I will tell you upfront that you were stupid in writing this article. If you can’t handle that then you’re in the wrong business kiddo. Don’t use the US Constitution when you don’t understand it.
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6:28 pm
Mr. Billings,
You have saved me from a marriage that was built on false hoods. I always had questions about my husbands sexuality (especially since EVERY man I have been with has turned out to be gay!) Then Jesus himself came to me in a dream, wearing a “AIN”T MY PRESIDENT” shirt with a picture of Obama on it, and he whispered in my ear. His golden, baritone voice sweetly sang “Seek thy christwire!” Upon awaking I found this wonderful article, which I feel should be mandatory reading before ANY marriage ceremony.
I never noticed how how often my husband showered and took care of himself! Every morning, first thing he would do is take a long hot shower! But, that isn’t even the worst part…he would then shave, gets dressed in clean pressed clothes, and adjust his appearance in a mirror! My ‘gay-dar’ (get it? I think I heard this joke on Will and Grace, but don’t worry, I begged for forgiveness after watching that heathenistic show)
It gets much, much worse though. I’m sad to say that my husband belongs to a gym. I was confused when he started this, since he seemingly has no interest in sports. I raised my concerns to him be he told me he did it to merely stay in good health. Little did I know that he was involved in gay shower orgies, the type that hasn’t been seen since the days of Caligula! He never told me about these mind you, but I know that they happened since he would come home tired and worn out. I tried to bring it up, but he said I was interrupting hims while watching last weeks episode of Glee. I protested more, but he told me we could talk about it after his trip to Asia.
It was at this point that I left him and haven’t looked back. I heard that he killed himself while wallowing in a deep depression from me leaving, but I feel confident God sent is homo soul to the bowels of hell.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!!!
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This is all laughable. I mean…virtually EVERYTHING in here is based on stereotypes.
Not all gay men are effeminate.
Not all gay men go to the gym.
Not all gay men go to the baths.
Not all gay activities are in big cities and Asia.
Not all gay…etc…etc…etc.
But some do…
Let me throw something out there…
Not all STRAIGHT people strap their kids in the car and run them into a lake.
Not all STRAIGHT people Start Wars.
Not all STRAIGHT people Murder.
Not all STRAIGHT people are Bank Robbers.
Not all STRAIGHT people…etc…etc…etc.
But some do…
LOOK – We can argue and counter-point CR@P like this until the sun goes down. The fact of the matter is that this article is nothing more than bigotry (a stubborn and complete intolerance of any belief, or opinion that differs from one’s own).
All this does for the writers of the article is brings them “hits” for advertisers…well played, Christwire. Your devilish ways are quite good. LOL
OH….did anyone check out the bottom of the page? It has “moral alerts” section says “Currently praying to decide who needs boycotting…Please check back soon.” HAHA…oh ye of little faith. Is the world soooo doomed that you have to pray to decide who needs boycotting? Probably best to start with REV. Phelps.
~paul
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7:11 pm
Do you people understand the meaning of ‘satire’? Look it up. This site is as Christian as bettybowers.com, and just about as funny.
Thanks for the belly laugh, Mr. Billings!
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7:24 pm
You know what? I can’t believe someone who call himself Christian could be so hateful and show so little tolerance. Your research, if you really did any, is not only poor and biased, which is bad enough, but also can provoke unnecessary pain and distress to any who’s naive enough to trust your words.
And, seriously, I want nothing to do with whoever deity is who’s leading you in this bigoted, malevolent and really loathsome view of life.
Me? I’ll stay with my own God, the One who died for all of us, not only for straight man. With my God, who is all about love, charity and tolerance. With my God, who never would instigate such distrust and misconceptions in us.
I wish you weren’t so afraid of who has dare to live his/her life in a different way of yours.
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7:27 pm
I am a Christian. I believe whole-heartedly that Jesus is the son of God and died for my sins, was risen on the third day and will one day return.
I still think you are an idiot, and I am ashamed to share the title “Christian” with you.
May God forgive you. Please do better in the future; you are staining the name of Jesus with hate. It has already been done enough, and those of us who think love is greater than hate are losing hope.
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7:35 pm
Good day Mr. Billings,
I went to a Jesuit high school which resulted in the creation of a refined, articulate, intelligent, street smart person such as I am. The Jesuits who I have met during high school have all displayed tolerance towards homosexuality. They agree that homosexuality is indeed against the teaching of Christ. They did not however, go ahead and cut off a tree and shove it up their ass, completely diverting all blood circulation to their brains and diverting it to their dickhead.
I did not have any comments at all while reading your rant. But after reading some of the things people have told you, I wanted to pull up the tent flaps, sneak in and join your circus. I even have a neat trick in mind, for you and me. It involves setting you way up high above the tentpole, evacuating the tent, letting people all sit outside and shooting you down on the tent right in the middle of the tent pole. Imagine the shock, amusement and awe in all the people’s faces when they see you land butthole first, right smack on the tent pole and flash a big toothy grin for all to see. And then, imagine all their faces when you proceed to descend, taking in tent, tent poles, all the bears, and lions and tigers ( please check PETA for clearance on this, otherwise we can always use inanimate object i.e. fire hydrants, fire trucks, strip malls with huge parking lots) and finally land on the ground taking everything else inside you! I of course will demand huge royalties be paid to me every single time this trick is performed. You will get the intensely orgasmic satisfaction of not only inserting your foot inside your mouth but well…. uhm…. we will just check video footage because I really have no other adjectives in mind right now.
Sigh.
How terribly easy for me to be sarcastic, how difficult to be so sensical.
Do not forget to change your socks after inserting your shoes in your mouth. And please check that your socks are the nylon tube type as they are 100% heterosexual. We dont want anyone seeing you in those comfortable cotton ones and think that you’re gay.
And dear Mr. Billings, thank you for giving a lot of people exercise in anger management and humor and anatomy and everything else that you are an expert of.
Please also post your grandma’s recipe for brownies, the ones she made for you everyday which resulted in you becoming your wonderful self.
Please kiss each antique soda bottle each night for me and please please please do not forget to disinfect them after every use.
Please also feed the young thai exchange student you are so very graciously accomodating.
Thank you very much for such useful grains of wisdom. You so liberally dispense them like salt on a rack of lamb.
May you have more power and may you never break another antique soda bottle while you are using it for recreational purposes.
Much love
Little Miss Muffett
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7:55 pm
Wait, so if you like to spend time with young people, you’re gay? Does this mean our author is gay? I mean, he enjoys being a “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector”…and since he uses every stereotype under the sun to describe what a closeted married homosexual might be like, I can only assume he himself is gay…I mean come on, even if we look away at his enjoyment of spending time “motivating children” by “entertaining” them… “Antique Soda Bottle Collector”? Really? Doesn’t get much gayer than that!
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7:57 pm
//As you well know I do have a family, though yes I am not married. But thank you for all your concern about my personal life.//
I couldn’t care less about you. Fall off a cliff, it wouldn’t even raise a giggle out of me. Unless you still live with your mother, you DON’T have a family, you’ve never RAISED one, you only have your relatives to count on, and you’ll never knew what it’s like to be a parent. You have little faith in everything, you have no idea how to act towards your spouse or children.
//You say I’m against the teaching of Jesus? This is new for you. Since when did you become a Christian? Honestly, I am for both the teachings of Jesus and the Old Testament. Those people who simply focus on one over the other are not true Christians. You need to heed to BOTH books of the Bible.//
What if I’ve always been a Christian? As for taking into account the Old Testament, you better be following it to the letter, and that includes all the bullshit cockamamie crap that Leviticus tried to shove down people’s throats. Get to it Stevie, you better catch up with your murdering and pillaging!
//As for the “copy & paste” claim you make. I am really bored of that silly comment that people post again and again. I simply have no interest in responding. But in some weird way, you accuse me of “copy & paste” when I refer to other articles or mention news stories that inspire me. When I don’t, you accuse me of having no legitimate sources. Come on! You have to admit you’re being ridiculous.//
You offer nothing new or incentive to their views, you just want back-up to your insanity by other criminally insane people.
//Also, it would really make me happy if you tempered you language. It’s just so much!//
Do something worthy of respect and I’ll tone down my language.
//Hi Sandra, thank you for being so brave to share you story. It makes me quite sad but I am pleased that you have reached some sort of compromise that you’re comfortable with. Just remember that your friends in Christ love you and support you. You are a wonderful woman and I will pray for you. I do hope that your husband is safe and continues to love you. God bless and thank you once again for your courage and insights//
Sarcasm detection fail, what a surprise.
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8:04 pm
//You say I’m against the teaching of Jesus? This is new for you. Since when did you become a Christian? Honestly, I am for both the teachings of Jesus and the Old Testament. Those people who simply focus on one over the other are not true Christians. You need to heed to BOTH books of the Bible.//
Then you if you follow Leviticus, you’re going to Hell. You’re eyesight is going, you’ve falsely witnessed, you’ve been in contact with a woman on her period, and odds are you’ve worn clothes of different fabrics, as well as gotten your hair cut. You’re hell-bound five ways to Sunday jackass, care to claim that Leviticus is a great guy now?
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8:09 pm
Hey Stephenson,
You’re a fag.
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8:11 pm
//You say I’m against the teaching of Jesus? This is new for you. Since when did you become a Christian? Honestly, I am for both the teachings of Jesus and the Old Testament. Those people who simply focus on one over the other are not true Christians. You need to heed to BOTH books of the Bible.//
If you’re following the Old Testament, along with Leviticus, then you’re hell-bound five ways to Sunday buddy. You’ve bared false witness, you’ve warn materials of different fabric, your eyesight is going out, you’ve made contact with a woman on her period, and you’ve cut your hair. Not only that, you seem to advocate people to play football, which means that you must’ve touched the pigskin once before, so you’re going to hell for practicing an “American sport”.
Funny how no sane person follows him anymore, especially considering that he constantly told people to kill and murder others for disobeying him.
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8:12 pm
this article is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities
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8:21 pm
words can not describe how wrong this is. god this hates me hate religion. homie that wrote this I 100% guarantee you is GAY and has probably had a relationship with a young boy just like the thousands of priests we trust in the catholic church.
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8:34 pm
I want to marry me one of these gay men. I like ‘em sassy. Where can I find one?
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9:41 pm
You need to read this RIGHT AWAY! It may save you from a pillow full of tears:
http://christwire.org/2010/07/the-fag-hag-how-a-girls-misguided-friendship-choices-can-lead-to-a-lifetime-of-loneliness/
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8:44 pm
As a church-going gay man, I take offense to this article. “Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?”
Really? Because that’s what us gay men do, go to church to be around young males.
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8:47 pm
Want to know the BEST way to tell whether or not your husband is gay? Ask him to suck your dick.
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8:51 pm
Your husband might be gay IF…..
Your name is Steve and you met at The White Swallow, which is the gay bar down the street.
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9:35 pm
I wish i could edit this one and make it punchier
(come on, no reply fail)
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9:00 pm
Your husband might be gay IF
He writes an article about how to tell if your husband is gay.
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9:03 pm
Wow. You make me ashamed of people who call themselves Christians. Although I am not ashamed of Christ. You should be ashamed of the sin in your life and how you have quenched the spirit and the guiding he wants to provide to you. Stop your legalistic ways, you can never measure up or be seen as righteous before God by your own works. As Paul said to the legalistic Judaizers in the book of Galatians “I wish you would go castrate yourself.” stupid uneducated points, hate mongering and you have no fruit of the spirit in your life. Very sad.
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9:07 pm
Your husband might be gay IF
He’s a republican congressman who sponsors and supports legislation limiting gay rights
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9:09 pm
Hey, thanks for the satire. My gay friends and I got a real laugh at this trite article. Please post more. This country needs more comic relief from people who don’t know the first thing about the gay community. At least we are the ones laughing at your ignorance. By the way, if you can afford it some of us would like to take that tour of Asia.
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9:12 pm
” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels.”
LMAO if you wrote this sentence then you are the biggest faggot on the entire earth
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9:15 pm
Wow! The author is not only a shameless homophobe, he’s a racist!!! HEY GUY SOME OF US HAPPEN TO LIVE IN LARGE ASIAN CITIES!!!
And as a married woman I’d just like to say, NO PHOTO NO PROOF!
Just because you fantasize about married men covertly taking it in the rear – doesn’t mean it’s as prevalent as you claim.
Renewed your gym membership lately? I’m sure you’re going to want to work out to fit into your tight trendy clothes.
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9:25 pm
I would like to express my dismay at your choice in stock photos for this article. The gentleman in the photo on the bottom is not wearing a wedding ring. Additionally, the couple in the top photo do not have theirs visible. Has ChristWire become so godless that it will allow the suggestion of pre-marital sex in its articles?
Additionally, as a woman who has experienced losing a spouse to homosexuality, I’ve learned how to spot these signs without a single doubt. As it is my responsibility as a woman to hold a marriage together, when I started seeing these signs in my current marriage, I decided to do something about it right away. I encouraged my husband to start bringing his partners into our home. The easiest way to combat homosexuality is to remind a man of the glorious powers god has given women to share with their husbands. And, for the sake of eradicating homosexuality, I think god will forgive me for also using these powers on my husband’s partners, their partners and their partners partners. Sometimes individually, sometimes all at once. Occasionally, we record this on videotape so these men can bring a reminder home with them of the sacred bond between a man (or men) and a woman as well.
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9:26 pm
I grew up Roman Catholic, served as an altar boy, volunteered, did everything a good Catholic boy would do. I knew I was different and on the occasions I would hear blurbs like this and feel just horrible about myself. I would often wonder if it were known if I would be welcome in my church. About 5 years ago, and I came to terms that the general “Christians” out there were wrong and GOD made me just the way he intended to, homosexual and all. There was never any question in my mind of who I was and the only thing wrong was how people looked at homosexuality.
I read this article because I found it quite amusing, in fact I forwarded it to many of my friends because they would find it hysterical as well. The sad realization is that there are people who believe this and believe this is what GOD wants us to think. I believe nothing can be further Christianity. A love and respect for one another, caring for each other despite differences, leaving politics aside and just being someones neighbor.
Mr. Billings, your reasoning is antiquated and so similar to the way blacks were thought of 60 years ago. Broad, blanket statements based on stereotypes were laughable 10 years ago. The comment about the gym really gets me… I hate going to the gym, yet I go. I don’t go to show off, I don’t hang out in the locker room longer than needed and I never ever see any of the sorts of behavior you site. I prefer to take my shirt off outside when I am hot and sweating not because I want to show off to every man that walks by, but because I am hot and sweating (and wouldn’t mind some color!). Oh, and if only I were as neat and prim as a proper gay should be…. I have dishes in the sink from yesterday. I’m sure my fridge could use a cleaning out… the only things I get from there for now are beers (not wine coolers), I should probably shave my face, oh and shame on me for fixing my own car… how un-gay of me! Well, I guess I’m just a bad gay, or your typical man that happens to be married to another man who is equally as un-gay.
Oh, what a world it would be if petty things like this weren’t out there, but then again, where would I get my late night internet entertainment…. oh right, I’m supposed to watch porn. Actually, I’m going to make love to my husband when he gets home in about a half hour. We’re looking forward as usual to church this weekend where we are quite welcomed by a loving community of straight, gay, lesbian, black, white, hispanic, tall, short, fat, thin, bald, handicapped, etc. people who treat us like they want to be treated. We sing together, pray together, and have a nice little coffee hour afterwards.
Just think about it, Mr. Billings; leaving the judgment for Christ and loving your neighbor for how GOD made him or her. If only more people would do that gay men would not feel pressured into marrying for the wrong reasons, leading to the issue you point out. And yes, it is an issue that is sad and breaks up families. But ask yourself, why would these men do it in the first place if they grew up knowing that they could be themselves without being judged!
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9:27 pm
YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPRESSING MY FREE SPEECH WITH YOUR COMMENTS AND TRYING TO PUT IT IN MY BUTT STOP IT STOP IT
^
Totally what this dude sounds like right now.
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9:32 pm
Your husband might be gay IF
He describes himself as “an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package” on his fundamentalist christian blog. What a catch!
What’s the over/under on how many of those antique soda bottles have been up his butt?
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9:38 pm
“Pandagators” (article on this site) rabbits are raping cats (also on this site).
The Romans should have used hungrier lions. We’d all would have been better off under Zeus. Then those tortured husbands would feel free to have gay sex without subterfuge.
What kind of “children’s motivational speaker” are you? An awful one, I bet. Nice clown hair, though.
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9:39 pm
This must be a comedy/humor website…
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9:42 pm
Studies have shown that most homophobic men have homosexual feelings. I mean, how else could you have come up with “Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women.”. It sounds like something that only someone who has homosexual feelings would fantasize about.
Anyways I think this site as a whole is the reason I look down so much on religion. It’s a shame, really, because I think most Christian people are kind, open-hearted people. It’s people like this author who are ruining my respect for religion. If they are so adamant about the Bible forbidding homosexuality then how come they ignore the other things the Bible forbids? This picking an choosing passages of the Bible is another think=g I do not like about religion. I think people who do this are insulting God for twisting his message of love and respect and they are the ones who will get punished.
We insult others based on things we cannot deal with in our selves. We dislike things that we are not comfortable with. This way of thinking has brought America to what it is now. With people continuing to think like this it is no wonder America has been on a downward trend.
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10:44 pm
That chatty little conspiracy theory about the people who fight against special gay rights being secretly being gay themselves has long ago been debunked.
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11:55 pm
Um, no sir, it has not!
The University of Michigan has studied extensively on the connection between excessive homophobia and repressed homosexuality. They took a huge sample of men who classify themselves as straight and categorized them between homophobic and gay-friendly. They were then placed in a viewing room with a wire around their penises which measured erections while exposed to gay porn.
Guess which group (homophobes or gay friendly) had over 90% of men experience erections whereas less than 20% of men who claimed to be gay-friendly experienced the same?
You are so full of shit. This study is on the University of Michigan’s website. Let’s put your research skills to the test and see if you can find it. When you do, post the link.
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5:44 pm
Hahahaha! This is hilarious!
Commenters, I wouldn’t worry about any misguided women taking this as advice – not from a guy who collects antiques, anyway
I liked the comment from the guy saying that according to this, Jesus was a fag, too. You know it! No kind, non-violent, soft-spoken guy could ever be straight. Especially not one who hangs out with hookers but apparently never gets laid.
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11:31 am
Link? No? I guess not then…
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10:10 pm
You are an idiot! This is the most ridiculous article I’ve read in a long time! Your statements are the sad product of your own pathetic ignorance.
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10:24 pm
Hahahaha, oh man, this was the GAYEST article ever. REALLY?!
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10:36 pm
oh shut up.
just because you christians don’t get laid even if you’re married, don’t go hating on people who can make love and make each other happy after a long time together
oh and btw, everything you described is what a modern dude is.
what’s wrong with going to the gym and hating football?
at least he’s fit and not fat like you people who sit around and watch football instead of fucking and making art
what’s wrong with dressing to impress women? at least you don’t have to marry some frigid bitch who closes her vagina after 3 kids.
you fuckers are old fashioned and disgusting.
i hope you all go to heaven, coz hell is where the party is at
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10:45 pm
I didn’t realize being a “modern man” included constant use of insulting and foul language. If you’d like to have a conversation with me, I suggest you be more appropriate and less conceited.
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10:51 pm
Do you realise that you are actually causing the problem? That your hate is why certain gay men hide in the closet? If people like you didn’t post this garbage gay men would feel more welcome in christian religeons and wouldn’t pretend to be straight and marry women.
I think this articile is cheap. It presents stereotypes and calls them fact. If we did the same all priests would be locked up for being pedophiles.
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10:48 pm
So by your logic there are simply no shared characteristics among the majority of homosexuals? This is absurd. Yes generalizations fail to fully round out any subsection of human beings, but I believe I speak from experience and solid investigative skills for the points I’ve made here. Why else would be people be so enraged about being exposed? Yes, your secret is out and yet there is something healing and wondrous knowing that there is a path to salvation available to you. There is no necessity for homosexual actions, you can limit your carnal desires and seek righteousness instead my friend. Think on it.
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11:08 pm
Jesus, who never married, chose to spend his adult life with 12 men. A sexy woman through herself at him – he had her wash his feed. He had long hair, wore a robe. Maybe he was gay? He rose, and he came again – probably with Peter.
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11:25 pm
//So by your logic there are simply no shared characteristics among the majority of homosexuals? This is absurd.//
Gay people are no different than straight people, the only difference is they prefer the same sex. You want to share characteristics about people? Then accept that Christians are bat-shit insane because of your actions.
//Yes generalizations fail to fully round out any subsection of human beings, but I believe I speak from experience and solid investigative skills for the points I’ve made here.//
What experience? You’ve only read about the crap that other assholes like you produced, and you’ve only ever investigated how much ice cream in your fridge you have left.
//Why else would be people be so enraged about being exposed? Yes, your secret is out and yet there is something healing and wondrous knowing that there is a path to salvation available to you.//
Yeah, that path is being a good person, doing kind things for the sake of other people. Not only that, YOU REFUSE to accept that under Leviticus’ teachings and rules, that you’re going to Hell and should be stoned to death for half the crap you’ve done.
//There is no necessity for homosexual actions, you can limit your carnal desires and seek righteousness instead my friend. Think on it.//
So you think homosexual love is different than heterosexual love? Why? God made people straight AND gay, so why is their love any different from the kind of love I’d share with my girlfriend or wife?
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10:54 pm
AHA HA HA HA HA HA.
This is a joke, right?
Has *anybody* supported you in the comments?
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10:59 pm
WHAT KIND OF JESUS DO YOU BELIEVE IN EXACTLY????
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11:07 pm
What’s awesome is that people think this is serious.
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11:15 pm
so… living in S.F. makes you gay…. tee-hee!
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11:22 pm
The first amendment gives every citizen in America the right to say what they want. I am a fervent believer of this, and i will support theire ability to say theire mind as long as they have all the facts and present all evidence equally. This article however is as far from correct in any sense possible. Almost all of the “facts” on this page are incorrect. The author simply used stereotypes in every single thing they said. That gives them no right at all to say these things. The author said that “porn addiction is closley associated with homosexuality” this is extremely incorrect. Infact there are over triple possible even quadruple straight porn sites than gay porn sites. on top of that there are 5 porn sites to every one regular site. thats a staggering amount of straight porn sites out there. The author also said to watch out for bieng to clean around the house and worrying about how the house looks…. really? are you for real? who dosent like a house to look nice or clean? maybe they have dandruff and need dandruff shampoo or they like a certain shampoo, theres nothing gay about them. one dosent have to like sports to go to the gym. going to the gym is extremely good for ones health. Gays do not hook up in the showers or steam room in the gym that is completely false. if one had been working out then most likely they would indeed be too tired from the gym to have sex. How could the author possibly know that “gay men dont need words to communicate theire availability for sex “hook ups” ” unless he himself is gay… either way this statement again is incorrect. so for sexual demands your inferring that all gays have emotional abnormalities? which is an extremely ignorant comment. number 8 does have some truth behind it, it is possibkle however not fully true, not at all. …. travels frequently, its called work, alot of companies are outsourcing to asia and large cities , therefore more people must travel farther to oversea how everything is doing. many non gay men do enjoy the company of men over women due to women usually nag and or force them to do work, which we all know men hate to do… for number 11, the auhtor has never been ironic, sarcastic, or as a joke sassy around his friends? because thats near impossible in the english language when most of our comments towards one another are in those literary devices. and speaking with ones hands is a way to expressively talk, tun on the news, almost every newscastor, along with every politician, including the president use theire hands when talking. pop culture is short for popular culture… really its near impossible to not be a part of, and glee is a tv show, its a comedy, a comedy which remake great music works, it has made some of the most popular music on itunes…. going shirtless int eh backyard, if its a barabaque thats normal, its probably hot outside, speedos used to be the fashion and the only bathing suite to wear, go to europe, its still quite popular there. almost anyone will turn to alcohol when confronted with stress….
Im sorry but the Author of this article is completely full of shit, he has no credible evidence at all. its impossible to tell if somones gay unless they openly advertise it. this auhtor is simply using stereotypes in every single statement he makes he has again no evidence! none!!! these articles are extremely derogatory. this author is stirring hatred for gays, who are still humans, if god really saw gays as an abomination, or horrible, he has all power and power to change gays, if he hasnt then obviously he dosent mind.
The author is fueling the same hatred for gays that white slave owners fueled towards blacks a long time ago, and that resulted in war. he might as well be called racist because hes almost doing something just as horrible to gay people, hes trying to turn people against gays. which is just wrong. god himself says to love one another and you all preach to love on another…. how can you possible say that then hate gays so much? its horrible how far christianity has come from the crusades etc. to be doing something equally as horrible to gays… i am a christian and a catholic myself and find it repulsive so much so i would denounce my faith if it as a whole supported what peopole like the authors and other are doing… its horrible
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There is a list of links at the end of the article which verify my writing. In case you missed it, it’s right up top there. Most importantly, there is advice from Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family, a group that advocates for the rights and freedoms of married people.
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Funny- this article describes most of the Christian Fundamentalists I’ve met- By the way- Jesus and Lazarus? Totally gay together. Check it out- it’s in the Bible.
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Hi,
I wanted to share my thoughts. This is essentially a blog. The article is an opinion piece, meant to catch attention with a quick and provocative list. To try to defend the journalistic integrity and “investigative reporting” side of this piece is insulting to all readers’ intelligence.
In my mind, this piece of writing is comparable to stories in gossip magazines (e.g. “10 Ways to Know if he’s happy in Bed”). This Christian blogger is looking to create a sensation in a pseudo-scientific, pseudo-self-help way. Stephenson Billings has taken a lot of liberties with a few weak attempts at tying other people’s opinions together to come up with “facts” about homosexuality. There’s no solid data or useful psychological/social insights here. It’s just a sensational how-to-spot-a-homo list. It’s a pretty unfair, disrespectful, harmful piece.
I’m curious about what type of work experience Stephenson Billings has. For example, has he been published in any journals, newspapers, books with solid research focus, or less formal venues that are opinion-driven?
I’m curious as to what reaction Stephenson Billings expected from this piece. Was this meant to give Christian’s a place to moan about how the problems in society are all homosexuals’ fault? Have a laugh at gay people? Trigger a witch hunt for homosexuals and validate unsound discrimination against them?
I would be more interested if the intent really was to take a serious look at relationship problems and sexual identity issues. There’s a lot to discovering sexual preferences later in life, the reasons for the delay, the impacts it has on families, sources of support, etc. Some statistics would be informative, but also personal case studies would give very valuable insight.
I don’t think this piece has valid grounds. I don’t think it can be defended. I think less of Stephenson Billings for continuously trying to reply to posters and validate himself as a journalist and the ideas he’s putting forward.
Some of the more patient commenters have done a good job with their “differential dx”, pointing out the flaws in logic, so I feel no need to argue point by point the piece.
And since it seems to make a difference to the respect my response gets: I’m a straight female, I have a Christian background though I disagree with some parts of the doctrine, I’m liberal when it comes to rights, I feel sexuality is fluid, and I trust that there is an all-loving/accepting God looking out for the world.
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This is one of the most disgusting articles I have ever read. YOU, the author, are one of the reasons we live in a hate-filled world. Close-minded, uneducated, ignorant FOOL.
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So, as this is floating around facebook, I decided to look at the author’s facebook page. It seems he likes collecting old soda bottles and playing the piano… and he’s single. Hmmm…. Interesting how he didn’t include in his article the sterotype that gay men like to collect antiques and sometimes enjoy playing music… hmmm….
What a moronic article.
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12:05 am
That was an excellent laugh, thank you. I pray you aren’t being serious, since this is complete bogus, but it’s hilarious.
(Also, I think you’re confusing gay with metrosexual. Just fyi)
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12:16 am
what a funny website, hilarious.
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12:20 am
“THAT IS IN THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH”
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Now you’re MISQUOTING the Constitution?!? Stop, you’re killing me!
The fact your words appear here AT ALL means your free speech is NOT being suppressed. The Constitution doesn’t grant you a right not to be LAUGHED AT! You have EVERY RIGHT to be an idiot, which you have proven here abundantly. And I have EVERY RIGHT to laugh at your idiocy!
ROFL!!!!!
OMG I have to save these precious gems before the website crashes again.
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10:51 pm
I happen to know enough about the law and free speech to recognize a concerted effort to shout down my ability to express myself qualifies as a violation of my rights as a US citizen. You cannot gather around a single man and scream in his face, that is not what YOUR free speech right means my friend.
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LMFAO
Oh my fucking god, this is hilarious beyond all belief.
I’d be mad at you if I wasn’t laughing so hard at your stupidity.
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12:44 am
Ya know, I love you and I love all of the people here commenting regardless of belief and orientation. Just want to say that as a man. Now what I want to say next may or may not surprise you. I love the fact that you have the privilege to be alive and I love the fact that you have the chance and right to express yourself. However, what saddens me is how far off your expression of the topic is. You are right in one respect of the natural and biological differences between men and women. Men have a penis and women have a vagina but what we like in terms of clothing, TV shows, and yes even sexual fetishes does not stem purely from our sexuality. These likes and dislikes come mostly due to conditioning. It may come as some surprise to you but not everyone in this world shares in the love of Christianity. While that saddens me I do not judge them because of it. Just like I will refuse to judge people based on these standings as well as refuse to judge you based on your opinions. However, I do feel its important to inform you of how unfair your comments about what makes a person gay or straight. Its not fair to say that someone is something because of purely what they do. In terms of sexual orientation what does it matter if someone takes off there shirt more or less then the next guy? This is more of an issue of vanity then an issue of sexuality. While one the subject, why is it that if a man seems vain he must be gay? Straight men are equally at risk at being vain.
Why is it that men should have to be attracted purely to sci-fi pop culture? Can’t a man embrace in the love story between a man and woman? Dare I say that he may even learn from that love story to enrich his own marriage?
Now, as for your internet issue I have to say this. I myself am on the internet very late and I have many friends in different time zones. A lot of my life is lived at night and I personally feel hurt by the fact that you feel my life should be monitored by someone else. Trust is an amazing thing in a relationship. In experience if you have to document what you are doing while your spouse is away, then that is not trust and will only feed paranoia.
As for alcohol, I personally come from a long line of alcoholics. Its something in my life I battle with to keep in check and am proud to say that I have been able to do so. However, let me educate you from personal experience. Yes, some people turn to alcohol to deal with a heavy conscience. However, the first thing you should be asking yourself when your spouse is showing signs of alcoholism is not to question there sexual orientation but to ask the bigger question of how you help them away from the over indulgence of liquor and back to the path of God.
These are just some things that I would like you to think about before you publish a list of criteria to expose a homosexual adulterer. I will not judge a person because it is not my place to judge. It is however my place to share the love of Christ to all the children of this earth. This means whether it is man who is secretly gay in his marriage or the child who wishes to know the Lord but doesn’t yet understand who and what the Lord is. I will end this in the way that I began it. I did not post this to judge you, I feel as if you think you are doing good. I did post this to implore you to rethink your statements as they are not based in fact but in opinion. You may even find that the gay community is as diverse as the straight community in terms of how they lead their lives. Bless you and know that forgiveness can be found for those who truly seek it. In addition, bless everyone who allows themselves to feel the love of the Lord.
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12:45 am
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe if we all stopped persecuting gays, and instead treated them equally… without any negative consquence, that there would be no reason for adult gay men to be “accidentally” become involved with a woman because they would have been able to figure it out on their own much earlier in life?
There would be no reason for some gay men to think that they are mentally ill, or that they can pray the gay away, or if that they find a woman to marry and raise children that they will be fixed because they are trying to live a life expected of them by society. There would be no reason for some to resort to looking for sex after dark, in parks or gym locker rooms if it was completely accepted to be gay in public.
If it were completely accepted, I might still be with my first boyfriend. We were together for 4 years, but completely in the closet. We finally broke up because he couldn’t face his parents at the time and gave into the pressure of living a “normal” adult life. But we truely loved each other and I don’t think I’ve loved anyone else nearly as deeply. It it were possible back then, I’m sure we would eventually have been engaged and been married, and would be living happily together still.
People like you force some of us to continue to lurk in the shadows of shame. But every day, more of us are getting the strength and becoming stronger to face down your twisted “truth” unveil the lies you spew forth for what they are… simple evil ignorant hatred. This is evidenced by the majority of the comments to your own article.
It would not surprise me at all if you, the author of this ridiculous article, is actually a homosexual as well… albeit a deeply closeted and confused homosexual full of self-hatred. If that’s true, hopefully one day soon you will see the light and discover the error of your ways.
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12:53 am
I find it hilarious that at the top of this article there was an advertisement for a dating site that stated: “Browse Thousands of Gay Singles on Zoosk! Flirt now!” I see what you did there Stephenson.
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Oh this is causing me a lot of concern about my boyfriend of 15 years. He does not display any of these symptoms you identify. If only he displayed one of them I would know. And actually, apart from my love of Glee I dont display any of them either (ok, maybe the sarcasm part but that is part of the australian culture). This is going to make for uncomfortable discussions tonight. Oh wait, there is one sign. He joined the military at the age of 18 and stayed there for 10 years. Is that considered making an extra effort to surround himself with young men? Maybe the trips to asia… oh wait. I live in asia and they are trips to come and see me. Does my choice to live in asia make me obvious? I thought working on the oil rigs would cover that slight flaw in my personality up. All of this true and I doubt would be flagged by your 15 signs.
My advice – if any women are reading this with serious concern – you have a bigger problem. You dont trust your partner. You dont have the ability to ask your partner. Your marriage probably has a lot of issues. This article is not going to help you at all. Gay men are as varied as straight men and these stereotypes are not going to help you at all.
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12:58 am
Yes, because we all know Golden Girls is gay…shame shame.
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1:05 am
Why don’t we get a little blasphemous up in here?
Your move Billings.
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1:08 am
Wow you are an idiot and if the people running this website had half a brain they would never let you publish on here again
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1:15 am
This article is ridiculous. There is no God and the wri-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
That’s right, you’ve attracted the trolls you bigotted bitch.
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1:17 am
Bahahahahahaha everyone’s so gullable!
You seriously believe that shit book that some ass hats wrote back in the day?
The only difference between the bible and the scientologists (or any other religion for that matter) are the names and ridiculous ass stories.
Why do you have to believe a bunch of nonsense to treat people kindly?
Why are you so scared of people that are different than you?
Grow up. Realize that there is no proof that anything out there exists. (yes there isn’t anything to prove it doesn’t exist, but just because some nut job “talked to god” and wrote it down in a book doesn’t make it true.)
You try and force people to be good people by using scare tactics.
Disgusting.
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1:18 am
Wow, you sure seem to have a lot of… ahhh… “inside knowledge” as to the goings on of a closeted gay man!! wink wink
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1:19 am
Obviously Stephenson, if you have a husband, both of you are gay.
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1:31 am
I’m shoving a crucifix up my ass right now! I LOVE IT!!!
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1:31 am
Dear Mr. Billings
What I am about to say is all seriousness and in no way sarcastic. Is this article serious or ironic? No one really seems to know.
Thank you for your time.
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1:34 am
Do everyone a favor, and stick to soda bottle collecting.
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1:56 am
Bloody hell. I am never stepping into another gym changing room again. Thanks for nothing.
You call yourself conservative. Is that defined as “someone who wipes his palm into another’s face”?
I pray that you will have so many gay people turn up in your innermost circle, and that one of them ends up touching you in a way that is unexpectedly… warm.
You might just
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2:03 am
Oh God, I feel like a moron for thinking this was real. *Very* convincing satire.
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2:14 am
You have a right to free speech and to practice your religion? Well so do we. Don’t post ridiculous, hurtful, hateful crap and expect no correction.
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2:20 am
:O <=================3
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WE BROKE UR INTERNETS
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For the record, I did not post that image.
Stephenson Billings
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–Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.–
So it WAS the meth that turned me gay!
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2:34 am
–You people are so quick to embrace all the loud and offensive items on the liberal playbook, but Heaven’s to Betsy someone express a Christian and Patriotic viewpoint and you all gather with your pitchforks and demand he be burned at the stake–
What do you mean, “you people”?
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2:37 am
It amazes me that so many people thought this was real….anyone actually realize this is satire and a ‘just for fun’ article?
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2:43 am
Haha the “bare chests in public” part cracked me up. Most of the guys I see running around in public without shirts on are skeevy construction workers who try and hit on me.
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2:56 am
Stephenson Billings, you are exactly the definition of why people should be required to have a license before they should be allowed to post on the internet.
Is your warped ego enjoying being stroked with all this negative attention?
I swear this entire website is like The Weekly World News got raped by Sarah Palin and had a crack baby and went on the 700 Club to tell everyone about it.
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3:06 am
I have not read all the comments, so I’m not sure if anyone has addressed this.
Mr. Billings:
I find your article relatively harmless. It makes a number of assumptions which aren’t really supported by science or fact, merely opinions. However, you ask that your critics explore your source material, so I did.
You have used internet advice columns and blogs as reference materials. In one of your comments you site ABC News as an indication of a credibility. However, having gone to that site, I see that it is little more than a review of Bonnie Kaye’s book. In fact many of your listed links reference or plagiarize this book.
Frankly, your article is simply an expansion of her initial list. I find it more worrisome that you claim to be an “investigative reporter.” I fear a world where this type of writing is considered journalism, rather than the propaganda that it truly is.
We live in a country where free speech is valued and cherished. You have every right, as I do, as anyone does, to express an opinion. However, you are trying to pass off an editorial as an investigative report, which is it not.
A true investigative report would have explored all sides of this “issue,” allowing the reader to draw a conclusion. You have regurgitated a single point of view to support your own position. There’s another word for that: misinformation.
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3:08 am
Dear Mr. Billings,
It’s the writing and debate of articles like this that do nothing but drive the wedge further between christians and non believers (which is a quality I am pretty sure the lord isn’t looking for in his disciples…) God loves all of his children and wants YOU to lead by example. Perhaps you should ask yourself if Jesus was publishing today, writing for the world to read….is this the word he would be trying to spread?
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3:20 am
The most stupid article I have seen in a long long time!
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okay, after reading this article and looking at his BLOG. i have come to the only possible conclusion. Stephenson Billings is perhaps the greatest piece of satire ever. I could coclude this from only his second warning sign of your husband being gay, which includes, “Is he fond of winking at people?”
If theres one sure sign of a gay person its how they wink all the time!
Just so everyone can see how funny this is
“Mr. Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist whose work often appears on the news website Christwire.org, among others. The focus of his journalism is American society and culture. A former high school football athlete, Mr. Billings also enjoys being an eBay Powerseller and a Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer (working in the Auguste method) in his hometown in Tennessee. His hobbies include antique soda bottle collecting and the piano.
On eBay, Stephenson has come into contact with a wonderful world of antique aficiandos and laymen collectors. It is a very kind and loving community of people who share a passion for the beauty of glass and America’s glorious apothecarian and five-and-dimestore past, in browns, greens or blues glass, even lavender. They are beautiful to display in your window sill, especially in the morning when the beautiful rays of light pass through the glass and make dancing figures on the wall.
Mr. Billings is a journalist and this web page is meant as a resource for his journalism. This is not a blog and Mr. Billings is not a blogger, but rather a credentialed Investigative Journalist. The web page here is a link to all his articles on Christwire.org on one page only and not a place for discussion of today’s topics. “
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3:47 am
Very funny article. The Onion, look out! The indignant comments are even funnier.
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3:51 am
Do you live in the dark ages? Sounds like all your research was done by looking in a mirror. What group are you going to degrade next? Black people, Jewish people? Don’t spew your drivel in public when you have low self-esteem and some “issues” of your own. Sounds like you need to kick those closet doors open and face the world. Such a shame though that there might be some people out there that actually believe this rubbish.
If your husband spends more time at the gym than with you or “works late” alot doesn’t mean he’s gay, it probably means that your marriage is in trouble which you BOTH need to work at!
I try to be an adult most of the times and not call people names, but you are a MORON!
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if my husband wants to have sex with me but is turned off by sarah palin and sharron angle does that mean he is gay? he must be trying to convince himself he is not gay right?
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Where’s the empathy in all of this?
If a man or woman is struggling with this issue, then they need help and care,
any kind of ‘us’ and ‘them’ thinking isn’t going to help anyone. I’m pretty certain that most people who have these attractions tried to resist them and tried time after time to live a ‘normal’ life. Hypothetically – Can you imagine being in a world in which it was wrong to find people of the opposite sex attractive? You would feel awful, you would have such strong feelings and attraction that couldn’t simply be ignored or shut down. You would try to solve the problem, but there’s nothing to say that you can. Now imagine living your entire life alone because you don’t want to marry someone who you can’t honestly love and you don’t want to do what you know is wrong either. I doubt you can really understand what I mean here, but you should try and think about it.
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6:01 am
Dear Author,
Have you noticed that 98% of the comments here are of people disagreeing with you?
Why do you think that is?
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6:06 am
You forgot the most telling sign that your husband is gay, he graduated from a Christian Program that “cures” homosexuality.
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6:30 am
Hey Stephenson, you know how I know you’re gay?
You wrote an article on how to spot a gay man.
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6:58 am
WTF is this bullshit? Gay stereotypes? Honestly? Good Lord, educate yourself, man!
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7:12 am
It’s like Sarah Palin, Adolf Hitler and Archie Bunker all got together and decided to codify their own homophobia…. This is ideal fodder for a comedian. Much thanks.
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7:22 am
I think our friend Stephenson is in denial about what a flamer he actually is. Isn’t that right SB? Don’t worry darling, I’ll make it all better when you lube me up and ram me where the sun don’t shine tonight! xxxxx
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7:47 am
Surely this is just a parody…
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7:52 am
okay… at first i was a little put off by this. but then i saw a few of the other articles. and found stevenson billings own blog.
he has an article about rabbits raping cats.
read his about mr. billings page
http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/about-mr-billings/
both he and this website are obviously satire.
amazingly tricky satire that extremely poignant and brilliant because there are people who have beliefs very similar to these.
and I’m on to you you two or three comment posters who comment a multitude of times on all the articles. You’re in on it too aren’t you?
This site is really a genius example of satire, whoever is behind it deserves an award.
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10:53 am
You sound genuinely paranoid. Get a grip, my friend.
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10:23 pm
You sound constantly paranoid. Get a life, asshole.
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7:58 am
You forgot mustaches. If a man has a sudden urge to grow a 70s-style mustache, they’re probably gay.
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8:10 am
Wow! I really think you need to consult the Bible. Is this article written in love or to judge and perpetuate ridiculous gay stereotypes. Do you remember what the Bible says about your actions causing others to fall?
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8:12 am
He forgot the one where you can tell if a guy’s secretly gay through his obsession with figuring out whether other guys are gay.
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8:13 am
Wow. And again, wow. You have some serious sexual issues Billings. Your obsession with all things “homosexual” clearly reveals you are struggling with your own sexual orientation. Its so obvious, in fact, I’m surprised you continue on. Probably the answer is mommy and daddy didn’t give you enough attention. I wonder if you wonder what Christ thinks about your using his name to promote hatred – but I doubt very much you even know Christ. I worry most for the children you “motivate.”
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8:28 am
My goodness. What an unfortunate piece of uninformed, hateful, heteronormative bullshit.
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If this wasn’t so white-trash ignorant, I’d think it was a spoof! Get some education! “Gay lifestyle” – really? BTW – the guy in the pic isn’t gay, he has no 6-pack!
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8:43 am
How do I know if my wife is a lesbian?
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9:39 am
I tell you right here
http://fakegrownups.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/is-your-wife-a-lesbian-top-10-ways-to-tell/
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8:54 am
Since the comments section is stretching on several pages, I’m sure an earlier poster already called on Poe’s law.
If not, then I’m more than happy to be the first!
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9:03 am
Funniest thing I have read all day! I can’t wait for the “Is my wife a lesbian?” list!
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9:18 am
I couldn’t help but notice there was nothing about lesbians and how to catch them…so I wrote something
http://fakegrownups.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/is-your-wife-a-lesbian-top-10-ways-to-tell/
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10:46 am
Is this meant as a joke? It’s actually rather interesting. There are many aspects of lesbian I am unaware of. I appreciate you taking the time to write up this list my friend. God bless.
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10:51 am
Hi, I left you a comment on your site but it didn’t appear. I don’t see how to email so I just wanted to say that my comment may have gone into your spam folder if you’re interested. Take care,
Stephenson
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10:27 pm
//Is this meant as a joke? It’s actually rather interesting. There are many aspects of lesbian I am unaware of. I appreciate you taking the time to write up this list my friend. God bless.//
You can’t even tell what a joke is. Instead, you use it to fuel your own idiocy and claim that it’s true.
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5:17 pm
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
loved that lesbian list….
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9:25 am
It’s stuff like this that give us Christians a bad name. Great testimony and witness, dude.
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9:36 am
HAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
i thought it was from theonion too.
“Does he wear a speedo at the beach?”
“Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.”
“Does he get visibly upset when someone does not return a compliment about his physical appearance?”
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9:40 am
Boo. What rubbish. I won’t bore you with cursing and hostility, just know that you’ve added to the world’s negative energy with this rubbish.
Boo.
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10:03 am
geez, now there’s a check list for THIS? how about TALK to your spouse and COMMUNICATE instead of feeling paranoid and putting clues together like some insecure detective. and just who are these “spiritual and medical” professionals? keep your shirt on, Christwire – your generalizations and reliance on lamely drawn conclusions are disgusting! really? watching Glee and the Golden Girls means you’re Gay? Puhleeez!
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10:09 am
This made my day! I think this is actually more humerous and satircal than anything on The Onion today.
I am incredibly amused to learn that apparently I have NEVER dated a straight man in all 15 years of my dating life. Well ok, in the 90′s my dates didn’t wear skinny jeans, so some of them might have been partially straight. Jury is still out.
If this is a guide to identifying a straight man, dear lord PLEASE NEVER LET ME DATE A STRAIGHT MAN. They sound HORRID!
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10:26 am
The tone of the rest of the site is the only reason I’m fairly sure this isn’t satire. It’s absolutely absurd to think these stereotypes are honest, real portrayals of gay men. This article presents a view of homosexuals as inherently dishonest, lewd, vain, petty, etc. Basically, a condensation of how the entire site presents homosexuals, all here on one convenient little page of brainlessness.
I will say this for the article, though. Determinedly closeted individuals do often display many of the negative stereotypes of homosexuality and, yes, in that way it is self-destructive and poisonous to the people around them. But it’s the result of twisting themselves into a mold that doesn’t fit. They are more dishonest to themselves than they are to others. So, what is better? If they are pressured or pressure themselves into remaining closeted, a homosexual person is almost certain to engage in the behaviors described in this article. Out gay men overcome the sense of victimization that leads to such behaviors. But out-of-the-closet homosexuals are punished by conservatives for being visible and just for existing. And that is a major source of the fear that keeps people closeted.
Is it better to have out gay people living honestly with themselves and others, focused on the important matters in life instead of trying to hide their sexuality? Or is it better to pressure all gay people into staying closeted, leading them to that self-hatred that makes them toxic to their family, friends and lovers? Conservatives are supposed to be the family values people. So, tell me, which situation really leads to good family relationships?
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10:40 am
You christians are hilarious.
This should be on Ellen!
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10:45 am
Oh Mon Dieu! I think this article based on the most common clichés is made to AVOID Christianity! If I was religious, I would run out your steamed little world and open my eyes to the real World.
I think that’s right that’s some women struggles with their husband’s homosexuality, but it’s because PEOPLE LIKE YOU turn homosexuality as the most terrible, guilty sin you can made on earth. And the future-gay married guys feel so guilty and ashamed that they have to lie to their family and bring drama or be totally unhappy for the rest of their life.
All you write about, it’s why I hope religion would be destroyed and erase from earth, because you based your silly thought on allegations and try to serve a God that you don’t know if he is existing. NO ONE know it. No Youtube videos of God or Jesus, no scientific proof of a possible existence. So beliveing so much on something who is not possible to trust scientifically, I think it’s not very smart…
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You think you can judge people, THEIR PRIVATE LIFE? Not any of your business dear Monsieur Billings… Don’t worry earth won’t be fill up by GAYS only, that’s not something you woke up the morning and say “oh my! Sunny today, why not becoming gay and watch Glee?”…
I’m happy to believe in something, someone call it God (I do call him like that), but not feeling guilty if I watch Glee, or if I lie one time. God don’t send you to Hell. For me it’s like believing in Santa Claus, you are not 5 anymore. Just grow up, go out of your church, world is not turning around Jesus.
P.S: I’m happy to see that most christian are not homophobic at all and have their brain turn on on “open-minded” button. Yeah, everyone is free to believe in Santa Claus or Jesus, or Allah or on the Gownies but PLEASE don’t try that rules your life… You would be very disapointed in heaven or Hell maybe
A french non-religious but believer in God
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10:30 pm
So you’ll use a blog to defend what you said in your own blog.
Nice goin’ there Stevie, at this rate, you’ll be a Noble Prize winner in no time.
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10:47 am
You know that picture of the guy wearing the black shirt, and the girl wearing white?
And how both of them look irritated, annoyed, about to /facepalm?
Ever wonder why it’s also right after this Article?
Yeah… that’s everyone in the world right now who just read this…
EPIC /FACEPALM.
Someone needs to submit this to The Onion, and get Mr. Writer Person (not even worth knowing his name), the Best Onion Story of the Year
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10:51 am
You might have a point if the cast of “Jersey Shore” didn’t completely blow your theory. Seriously dude, were you high when you wrote this? You’re a living example that nothing good comes from Dyer county, TN.
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11:03 am
This is the stupidest article I’ve ever read. And that’s saying a lot considering what’s going on with politics right now.
Oh wait, I realize it’s a religious site, that makes more sense.
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11:23 am
Yes! This is really funny stuff. God bless the internets. I especially like how ads for “Meet Gay Singles” and “Support Marriage Equality” pop up at the top of this article.
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11:24 am
It is precisely this kind of imbecilic drivel, passed off as reasoned thought, that makes everybody else think that Christians are paranoid, intolerant, slobbering goobers. You cannot possibly believe that this article imparts any useful information at all. The only thing to be learned from this article is how laughably terrified of gays everyone at Christwire actually is.
Quick! You better keep an eye on that guy in the next cubicle. He looks pretty gay to me. I’ll bet he likes Broadway musicals! That is a sure sign that he’s a poofer. And what is up with those shoes!?
Do you fools not see how profoundly moronic this article is?
This piece is for unreasoning, narrow-minded buffoons, but, what a coincidence! So is this site.
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11:30 am
Dude, looks like you’re friends with a couple of drag queens on your facebook profile. So what if a straight man is having an affair and his conscience is bothering him? What if his wife doesn’t like sex that much? I think the key word here is sterotype. Not all gay men like have these traits. It’s like saying all straight men like sports or all straight men are God fearing Christians. I’m a Christian…and I don’t think Jesus LOVES everybody…INCLUDING gay men. What kind of love are you showing with this article?
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11:36 am
One way you left out. If you and your husband are both men, then your husband is probably gay.
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11:40 am
I’m a male gym rat, married 20 years to a wonderful wife, I likes romantic comedies, I admire fit male bodies for the work it took to get there and have some male photos I look at-to aspire to , try to take care of my appearance more than the typical male and…I due to the gym I have the stamina to go all night long with my wife…and she loves it.
Yep, I’m gay (not srs)
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11:42 am
Impressive trolling attempt by the author.
I give it 9 closeted homosexuals out of 10.
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11:42 am
You can tell your husband is gay if he sucks dick.
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11:44 am
I was sent a link to this site by a friend, and at first thought is was some sort of gormless satire. But upon browsing further I discover that “I Am Extremely Terrified of Chinese People” and “How To Spot A Masturbator” are topics you people can take seriously.
And “Do Gay Pets Go To Heaven?” is “Blessed This Week”.
I have always found it amusing that Christians especially and straight men in general are so obsessed with homosexuality.
Ah well, what else to expect from the disciples of this batshit crazy religion.
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11:44 am
Nice link baiting.
Also, you’re a fucking idiot and this is why no one not already involved can take religion seriously.
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11:49 am
Where do I start… The lack of understanding in this “article” is so immense that the ridiculous statements portrayed as fact just make the writer look silly. A good friend of mine is gay and due to pressures from the church married a woman and I watched 10+ years of hard work and honest conversation surrounding much pain and it bared little resemblence to the situations described above.
If I had more time I’d react to many of the statements but theres’s so much I can’t. I just want to know how on earth branded shampoo, lack of interest in spiritual issues and gym memberships are related to one’s sexuality???? By this strange set of criteria, I think I’m more gay than my gay mate and yet I’m happily married and straight!?!?!
Who comes up with this crap an then thinks it’s helpful or they have the right to present it as teaching or guidance for others???
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11:57 am
This site and it’s writers are full of ignorance, fear, and hate.
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11:59 am
Oh my god, I got 10 out of 15. Oh crap! am I gay?
Oh deary, how am I going to tell my girlfriend.
Fiddlesticks! Ok what if I start wearing baggier clothes, paying less attention in church and promised to try to be less “Sassy, sarcastic and ironic” (Oh Bumtoucher! am I doing it right now? Its worse then I thought!)
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12:07 pm
How DID this guy graduate from an accredited college or university? If he tried to produce this article as research (from sources such as “Focus On The Family” or “Family Research Council”) where I go to college (Cornell University), the professors would flunk him straight down the slope into Cayuga Lake. Research is supposed to be SCIENCE-based and not on the opinion of the common man who has been socially programmed to believe what is supposed to be. What is “supposed to be” is not the same thing as reality.
That is what separates so-called “Christian” bigots like the author of this article from true Christians. True Christians really need to take a public stand to separate themselves from bigots like this author. When society learns to be fully accepting of the gay community, there will be no reason for gays to hide themselves in heterosexual marriages. How often do bigots ever think of THAT as a solution to what the author is suggesting in his “research?”
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12:26 pm
Hey Stephenson! I think the biggest sign of being gay is being able to write up a lengthy list about the telltale signs of gayness! When’s your coming out party?
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12:46 pm
Mr. Billings,
Aside from being a paranoid homophobe, you also possess a nearly total lack of knowledge regarding the Constitution. You have some vague, foggy impressions of what you think it says, but when it comes down what is actually contained in the Bill of Rights, you are clueless.
You state:
“I have a right to free speech and the right to practive [sic] my religion THAT IS IN THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH.”
Actually, no, you do NOT have any Constitutional right which protects your speech from anyone other than the government. I can do what I want to suppress your speech and not violate the First Amendment at all. You can be ostracized or fired for what you say or write and you most certainly can be criticized. Your self righteous sense of entitlement is misplaced.
This is what the First Amendment says:
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
Notice, the First Amendment protects citizens from GOVERNMENT censorship, not censorship from any other quarter. You may not like it, but you are afforded no Constitutional protection from anyone other than the government.
Besides, as long as you are still posting responses and your idiotic article is still up, it is obvious that the government has NOT censored you and that your First Amendment protections are intact.
Are you a writer by trade? It seems that you are so lacking in basic skills that apparently no reputable publication will hire you, so you are stuck with pedaling your feckless drivel at a site such as Christwire.
A couple of your gems:
“Heaven’s to Betsy” – No capital H is required and you really need to learn the difference between the plural and possessive forms.
“Christian and Patriotic” – Why the capital P?
ALSO, PLEASE SPARE US THE INCESSANT USE OF ALL CAPITALS AND BOLDFACE. Judicious use of capitals can be used for emphasis, BUT OVERUSE TELLS US ALL THAT YOU ARE A SHOUTING GOOBER!
I suggest a bit of time spent brushing up on the Constitution, Strunk & White, and Matthew 5:3-12, 6:9–13; Luke 6:20-26, 11:2–4. Aside from gaining Constitutional and grammatical knowledge, maybe you will realize how un-Christlike your writing comes across. Jesus spent remarkably little time prescribing others to be judgmental, unlike your article.
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10:36 am
When you people launch an attack on this website which nearly shut it down for three days because you disagree with Biblical teaching and my freedom of expression, yes that constitutes an assault on my FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
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10:32 pm
//When you people launch an attack on this website which nearly shut it down for three days because you disagree with Biblical teaching and my freedom of expression, yes that constitutes an assault on my FREEDOM OF SPEECH.//
I’ve been able to come here just fine, don’t know what’s wrong on your end. Maybe you have parental controls still set? Might want to let your mommy know that.
As for ‘attacking’ your freedom of speech? You’re constantly attacking everyone’s, you think you deserve freedoms after you slaughtered innocents. You don’t want any criticism, and you’re just a fucking man-child because of it.
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12:46 pm
That was the funniest piece I have read in a long time. Clearly worthy of The Onion or a Samantha Bee piece on The Daily Show. If it somehow was not intended to be hilarious I feel sorry for the author. Delusional… Sad.
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12:47 pm
Excellent article Stephen. I see you have done your research well. There is, however, one tiny flaw: it’s all a complete crock of camel bollocks. Do you actually believe any of this? If you do, that is a really worrying sign. The idea that somebody who claims to be intelligent and perceptive could be so unutterably delusional as to miss the point about homosexuality so massively is deeply troubling. Don’t you get it? Homosexuals just want to be in a loving relationship as much as the next heterosexual person. Of course, just like in any heterosexual scene, there will be groups of people who are quite content to shag around, but the majority do not want that. Your ignorance astounds me.
Furthermore, does the fact that you have about 1,000,000 people on here telling you that you’re talking a loud of poo not make you stop and think ‘hang on, they might be right?’ Or do you think we’re all messengers of Satan, thereby preferring to cloud all logic and common sense by following some other form of ridiculous 13th century Christian anachronism that perverts the overtly true message of the Christian faith, i.e. love thy neighbour?
It’s prejudiced idiots like you that distort the Christian message and give us all a bad name.
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10:33 am
Hi, basically, you’re just repeating some of the common misperceptions about the gay lifestyle. I think this is a great resource to help you understand why you’re so very wrong.
The Top Ten Myths About Homosexuality
http://www.frc.org/brochure/the-top-ten-myths-of-homosexuality
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10:37 pm
False information of homosexuals; by bigots, for bigots.
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12:28 am
I’d like to remind you that no accredited university or association of researchers of ANY kind accept “research” done by Family Research Council. Just look at the heading of their website. “Defending freedom, family, etc.”
That is an interest site and statisticians have repeatedly attacked the credibility of this “research” that FRC does based on selectively choosing samples for their research which completely throws off any other researcher’s ability to reproduce the experiment and get the same results.
Learn to use REPUTABLE resources if you want to convince those who are not in your school of thought to join. Otherwise, it is pointless. What you’ve done by going to Family Research Council for information would be like me claiming Jews are terrible people and then using information from Aryan websites who claim to do research. Same exact principle.
TRUE RESEARCH is unbiased and the samples are randomly selected and large enough so that if another research were to study the same research question, he or she would come up with the same results.
Family Research Council is NOT that!
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12:57 pm
What is this? This whole site? It makes me ashamed to be part of the species that wrote this crap. And so, according to you, gay people take drugs, drink alcohol and watch porn. Hmm, how the HELL can you prove that? Cause I know many amazing gay people that don’t do drugs, don’t drink and they don’t watch porn. And do you know how many straight men watch porn? Porn is MADE by straight men, mainly watched by straight men.
Also, that having sexual relations in the gym sounds like something from porn.
Dear whoever wrote this,
You need to get your mind in check.
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1:00 pm
Wow… when I first read the blog post, I was thoroughly disgusted, appalled, and a bit ashamed to be a part of the same human race that the author presumably claims to be a part of. And even more disgusted that yet again, someone claiming to represent an accurate portrayal of religious and world views would spout such disgusting nonsense.
Then I read the comments. I thank all of you for restoring a portion of my faith in humanity and society as a whole. I thank all of you for reminding me something I always try to remind myself – dont judge any group (in this case Christians) based off the lunacy of one of them, no matter how many he claims to represent, and no matter how “right” he claims his arguments are.
Thank you all for your many responses, and for making my day!
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1:01 pm
Well, Stephenson, whether this is satire or you are serious, I object to your use of San Francisco in the manner you did in your initial article.
There are many reasons for a married straight man to visit San Francisco alone. Here are just a few:
1) He has business in San Francisco (convention, sales meeting, etc.) and his employer prohibits spousal travel on business trips.
2) He is from the Northern California region and has to return there for a family commitment (death of a parent, maybe?) and the spouse cannot arrange to take time off from work.
3) He is traveling through to another destination and the airline schedules require a stopover in San Francisco between flights.
4) The weather is so cloudy (aka foggy) that flights are delayed, and an unscheduled stopover is necessary through no fault or action of his own.
5) He’s traveling with friends (male or female) to attend a sports or other entertainment event in San Francisco. We have major league sports teams, world-class opera, Gilbert & Sullivan, ballet, and symphony organizations. Not to mention some great local rock and roll, blues, and jazz musicians/groups who perform here.
Oops – I bet anyone who enjoys anything other than country music is gay (or doomed to hell if they like rock and roll).
Are there no gay men anywhere else in the United States?? Are they all in San Francisco?
Stephenson, you should be ashamed of yourself. May you get what you deserve.
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10:30 am
San Francisco is the epicenter of the radical homosexual movement in the US. There is a concerted effort there to institutional special “homosexual” marriage, they have an enormous nymber of sex bathhouses and they hold regular leatherman parades where men engage in public sex. About the only reputable thing from that city is Michael Savage.
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10:39 pm
Ya know, some actual proof, rather than just the voices in your head, would be nice.
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12:36 am
Stephenson wrote, “San Francisco is the epicenter of the radical homosexual movement in the US”
CORRECTION: San Francisco is no doubt a popular city for the gay community. It does not, however qualify it as the “epicenter of the radical homosexual movement in the US.” Even New York City has a much greater density of members of the gay community living within its borders. There are only two shelters for male victims of domestic violence in the United States. One is located in San Francisco. The other is located in New York City.
We can go on all night arguing about the “epicenter of the radical homosexual movement in the US,” but I’d rather make another point very clear… Using just one city as a sample of “research” does not represent the entire population at large. This is the method by which Family Research Council goes along with their so-called “research” which has never been accepted by peer-review researchers. They choose a sample which they KNOW will tip the results in a direction which supports the claims made by the group. That’s not research. It is disguised, self-serving bigotry. There’s nothing more to it.
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1:05 pm
Although I do feel that many gay men of certain religious beliefs are forced by society and their religious communities into heterosexual marriages, I find this “gay witch hunt checklist” completely asinine. I dated a girl for a while because the christian community I was a part of made it clear that being gay wrong. I never cheated on her, I was just unhappy. I was convinced I had to live this way: by people like YOU.
I am gay. I have always been gay. And guess what? God’s okay with it.
I know it’s hard for you to understand Mr. Billings, but there are people different from you and it isn’t wrong or bad.
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1:07 pm
…wait, this isn’t satire? You mean you actually BELIEVE this stuff? You’re crazy.
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1:13 pm
Hey, Stephenson…
Since you know so much about the entire homosexuality thing, can you help me? I think my wife might be a lesbian:
—-She wears jeans and long-sleeve shirts or tank tops.
—-She drinks beer from a bottle.
—-She drives an SUV.
—-She hangs out with other women.
—-She likes to watch football.
Can you write an article for husbands like me who don’t know for certain?
Thanks,
Husband needing Help
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10:28 am
I would very much like to write that article but you people have all come here to spam and attack me so if I do, I’ll probably just print it up offline and distribute it in my community and amongst my friends.
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1:18 pm
Reading this top 15 list just made my day. I mean really, really made my day. I laughed out loud probably at each one of these HIE-larious statements. This has to be a joke, right? I mean, who believes this crap?
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1:26 pm
People! You HAVE TO GO to this guy’s website! http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/
It is hysterical and you have never seen so many pictures of hot shirtless guys on a “non-gay” (whatever…) website.
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1:30 pm
I laughed a lot at this. My husband likes lubricants and tight clothes! Oh no! :Þ
But really, it is sad that we live in a world where women and men are so afraid to be them selves that they end up in these situations. Especially here in Utah, I see it a lot.
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1:41 pm
Thank you Stephenson and thank you Sanda,
Humanity is born sinful and without grace will rot in hell for ever. If there can be any signs of grace giving us hope of eternal bliss then the aura of salvation is about your heads. Stephenson for casting out the usurers and fornicators and blashpemers and sodomites and scribes and pharisees and those possessed of the devil and unbelievers and mockers and seducers and painted women and men and worshippers of other gods and heretics and hypocrites and satanists and idolaters and Baalites and perverters of youth and the unclean and pedophile priests and self-polluters from the Temple of Truth. And Sanda for standing by Your Man for better or much worse till Death You Do Part. And also for your Love of Family and of Christ in the midst of heathens and atheists.
Bless you both so much!
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1:51 pm
I’ve seen LESS BULLSHIT IN A COW FIELD! This article is insulting, stereotypical and plain foolish. Anyone who thinks that a serious Christian should put an once of consideration into this is either simply a fool or as stupid and judgmental as the author. SHAME SHAME SHAME!
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1:56 pm
Wait, don’t forget:
16) Is your husband is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, “blessed” package? If so, then he’s probably super duper gay. Like WOW gay.
I use product in my hair and go to the gym. I take my shirt off at the beach and volunteer for the YMCA. Sometimes I travel for work, other times I like to get drunk while watching football. I had no idea this made me a homosexual.
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2:14 pm
He’s not gay. He just hates his prudish fundie wife.
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2:14 pm
If I give my girlfriend oral sex, am I gay?
Sorry for cleaning my armpits.
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2:19 pm
Ladies…. if you’re a Christian™ “hetero” woman who spends this much time obsessing about cliché gay lifestyle stereotypes — including an entire website devoted to that obsession……. you’re probably gay!
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2:23 pm
Um…does anyone get that this is a parody site? Anyone? Bueller?
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2:38 pm
Dear Author and Website,
Goodness. Upon reading this article I am both happy and sad. Happy because I am laughing, sad because I realize that the end of the world is very close if this is what we have come to after all of our years of evolution, and yet again happy because maybe after the whole thing goes up in flames, maybe a worthy species will prevail.
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2:46 pm
Homosexuality pops up? Like Toast?
I like Toast.
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2:58 pm
This article begs the question: Are people born gay, or do they choose it out of boredom with their current spouse. If the former is so, why so much gay hate from Christians?
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the 6 most common reason people are christain :
1. they have a genuine hate for the world and use this as means to attack it.
2. they need a scapegoat for their actions
3. they are too retardet to think for themself
4. they can not cope with realiy so use their relegion to make a fantasy land to live in.
5. they have a stong irational fear of progress.
6. abuse from relegious parents or other relegious influences.
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11:38 am
NOT FUNNY!
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3:23 pm
From someone who has personally lived this, your words Mr B are complete BS. I blame ignorant people like you who spread intolerance and homophobia for forcing my exhusband and father of my children into the closet of a penis/vagina marriage. If he would have felt comfortable as his true self 20 years ago, we would all be much happier. I am thankful that we are now teaching our sons what real families look like filled with love and acceptance. Stop spreading the ignorance.
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3:27 pm
If I wasn’t rolling on the floor laughing at the sheer stupidity of this article, I would be crying because of the religious bigotry I see laced through this and other “Christian” perspectives. Come on guys, get it right.
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3:48 pm
Wow what gaydar you have. No woman wants a man who has been ‘converted’ from gayness BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE ACTUALLY JUST PLAIN OLD GAY!! And anyway you know better than me that gay rehab has a miniscule success rate.I can’t believe this is 2010 and you are actually writing that wearing tight shirts makes you queer. why on earth would you let a minister tell you that its any of your business if someone is gay? You people are so off base- Jesus did not waste his time worrying about such irrelevancies- as no spiritual teacher ever has. You people don’t get it- being ‘spiritual’ means being bigger than that. You don’t go around telling people how to live you worry about what you are doing.
That is like me telling you that you can’t be a born again anymore because I personally think its rubbish. Jesus wasn’t a born again and you know it- he was a Jew, and if he were alive today you all would probably think he was an “incomplete Christian”. there are plenty of religions in the world- the Quakers for example ( a very old and very American religion by the way)(much older and more respected than any megachurch religion will ever be) who were more concerned with charity than being judgemental. They left other people alone kind of like your guru Jesus did. Jesus didn’t even care if you were an adulterer. You can’t base a religion on homophobia.
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3:48 pm
Oh noez! I’m secretly gay! It’s so secret I don’t even know.
I tend to take my phone calls away from others (thus in secret) out of respect for them. I find it rude when people sit around yapping on the phone ignoring you in person and you only hear half a conversation. As such when my phone rings, I take it outside. I didn’t know I was secretly gay.
Even worse, I’m a night owl, so I stay up late when my girl goes to sleep. As such I’m up late surfing the internet at times. More evidence!!!
And on top of all that I’m a smartass and talk with my hands! I’m totally gay and never knew it.
Sometimes its hot and I take off my shirt cause it is sweaty when I’m outside hanging out with my male friends!
Thank you so much for this intelligent article. I never knew I was secretly gay. I owe you for pointing this out to me.
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3:58 pm
This is great! It’s like the Onion, but it sounds so serious. I laughed my arse off reading this list.
Awesome satire, guys. Sadly, I think there are some people who actually believe this crap, but putting them all together in one list is sheer genius.
Man, that made my Friday.
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3:59 pm
Quote:
“Personally I think this article shows poor grammar and verbiage; …” “Personally, I’d be insulted if he had half the brain of rest of the human race.”
Article aside, you just stated that you would be insulted if this writer had half of the brain of the rest of the human race. That’s a lot of brain. Hell, I’d be happy to have that much actual brain.
Of course I’m sure that you meant intelligence or perhaps even wisdom, insight, or cognitive thinking. Either way if you sum the total of half of the entire human race, in any of these categories, that equals a LOT.
You get an A- for correcting someone’s poor grammar on the web; mostly because the internet needs grammar police.
Unfortunately your final mark is an “F” for using poor grammar to point out that someone else isn’t using proper grammar.
PS: This article is bound to secure a spot in hell for its author. Remember to bring marshmallows!
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4:12 pm
Stephenson, I think you need to look in the mirror with this list. “Natural Men” shorten their given names – Steve. “Homosexual Men” keep it full and long, and sometimes enhance the letters – Stephenson.
you need to start looking at ‘homosexuals’ as real people, as human beings. it’s not taught, or caught. do you really think that someone would wish that on anyone? all the ridicule, bullying, name calling, exclusion that is sanctioned by law?
Surely you are smarter than that.
Really!
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4:23 pm
The only REAL way to know your husband is gay is to with until you both die, then see if you can find him in Heaven. If he’s not there, he’s probably frolicking around in some gay Asian subterranean hot lava bath house in Hell.
Might as well enjoy the porn while you’re on Earth, upstanding Christian. Doubtful that they’ll have anything like that in Heaven. It’s probably just bingo and your grandma’s needlepoint club for all eternity.
Feigning attention in Church and prayer groups is easy because they’re booooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnngggggg! Unless, of course, you’re on a drinking binge.
Ever stop and think that maybe YOU’RE the gay one?
Food for thought…
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4:26 pm
Yet another “Christian” whack job that’s going to burn in the pits of Hell. Whatever happened to Jesus Christ’s teachings of peace, love, and tolerance?
I will say it again peace, love, and TOLERANCE. What happened to that? Up Jack’s arse and around the corner most likely.
How ironic that the man who tried to abolish the corruption had the religion that was posthumously named after him corrupted by ignorant morons.
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4:36 pm
Great work, author! What an insightful article! How groundbreaking! I thought the telltale sign of a homosexual was a love of Barbara Streisand and show tunes. I had no idea Golden Girls was a more important indicator! What a well-researched, scientific piece. Taking anecdotes from your own personal experiences and then extending them to the general population is genius. Don’t look behind the curtain, people. There’s no homophobia here. Do people really read your tripe? And Holy Jesus, do they really believe it? Thank GOD I’m not a right-wing Christian.
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5:02 pm
I’m lovin’ this! Our indignant author arrogantly makes HUGE rationalizations about gay people. Then he calls out men as being gay if they like the internet or working out… and then HE has a HISSY FIT for being called out for being a liar and perpetuating harmful stereotypes. Thanks, Jesus! You’re the best! Also, I love America and Gays!
(p.s. I’m a mother of three boys ages 7 and under – sexual leanings to be determined. Either way, I LOVE them with all my heart and no evil pastor or priest or minister or holier than thou jackass shall persuade me that they are not worthy of God’s love.)
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5:09 pm
One more thing. Homosexuality is only a “spiritual” issue because priests tell everyone they’re going to burn in hell for being gay.
If everyone accepted gay people AS THEY ARE, there would be no point in marrying someone of the opposite sex to please the priest (who may or may not be a pedophile). Talk about HYPOCRISY, Stephenson.
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5:14 pm
Anyone else notice that this is a satirical site? Articles here are titled things like “How to Spot a Masturbator” or “Why Rabbits Rape Cats” or “Vajzzling: The Newest Threat to Your College Sun.” I don’t think this is serious.
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5:26 pm
I am a worried wife. I fear my husband may be a gay homosexualist. He spends more on clothes and hair products than I do. His haircuts are more expensive than mine. He always go hunting in the deep woods with the PromiseKeepers and they come home all tired.
We live in a small town, and I am afraid he may be the only gay in the village.
I also found some women’s clothing in one of his bags and on one of them I found a name-tag with the name “Emily Howard” – written in his handwriting. He says he was just taking donations to a local shelter. I don’t believe him!
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5:43 pm
I could not figure out if was just some kind of Joke. The statements made are just so outrages that I thought it was down right funny! I find it interesting that you adhered to common stereotypes of what it means to be gay in our society. You completely disregarded the fact our gender identities are socially constructed and that it is ok to challenge these gender norms. So what if a guy is feminine or cautious about their appearance? So what if a guy goes to Asia or San Francisco? So what? Straight people perform everything that you have listed as well. To argue that these are behaviors unique to gay men is ignorant. You are trying to build an argument that has no substantial foundation and can be interpreted in many different ways. Please next time do you best to try to write something that is not rubbish.
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10:19 am
Alice, wow the liberal academic pseudo science keywords really pop out in your paragraph. It truly reads like an essay you may have written as an undergrad at Vassar or Sarah Lawrence.
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First of all just to get out there I am not Alice. Second of all I tried writing a response with some thought and respect behind it. “Liberal academic pseudo science” is a lot more plausible than something that is solely opinionative. You are trying to construct an argument, but it is not valid. I know many straight men that fit your description of what makes a man gay similarly I know many gay people that do not fit your description at all. You argument is based on stereotypes and is strictly opinionative. You basically follow the notion that deviation from what is considered normative masculine behavior makes one a homosexual. Arguing that you wrote the piece as something to help women identify if their husband is gay is completely ridiculous. You possibly do more harm than good.
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oops …looks like you forgot one.
11. If your Husband is a Minister or Politician that is consumed by the need to preach about the Evils of Homosexuality …well then …guess what….he’s probably Gay
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5:59 pm
You know how I know your gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I like it when balls are in my face”
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6:19 pm
Some valid points, but obvious ultra-conservative bias. Focuses way too much on popular stereotypes versus concrete factors
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6:21 pm
This article has to be satire, but unfortunately, it reads like so many articles that will settle the question once and for all if your husband is gay. And the fact is, no, there really is no top ten list of warning signs.
Except of course for the “gee, I always knew your husband was gay, what you didn’t know? Hey, none of my business, didn’t wanna interfere” types of former friends.
I divorced a closet homosexual over ten years ago. To this day, he insists he is not gay. But I knew then and I know now. And he doesn’t fit any of these descriptions in the article.
Everyone is different. For my ex, it was secretiveness, and always putting down me and women in general. When I found his homosexual pornography, and confronted him about that and his “colleague” who was I suspect a boyfriend, he became obsessed with proving that I was stupid, inept, crazy. The idea was, he wanted me so discredited in family, in church, among friends, that if I told no one would believe me.
We went to a liberal “Gods inclusive loving” church. And of course, the mantra was “ifonlygaysandlesbianswereaccepteditwouldallbeok”. Well, my ex insisted he wasn’t gay, in a community that included gays and was very tolerant of them. Hmm. Gee, wife, uh, are you sure because he says he’s not gay, and uh not to pry but you shouldn’t talk about this because you’re outing someone against his will, and anyway, are you sure, because he says he’s not gay and you know, we are all inclusive here….
Well, they were inclusive of everyone except me. And over time, as the pastor avoided me, and I was kind of patted on the head and given sympathy when actually things were going pretty good again after the divorce, I came to realize that they really would be happy to see me and the challenge I presented to their “inclusiveness” just leave. So I did.
I am in a more evangelical church now, and the challenge is to actually matter of factly share this with anyone I choose, in an environment where it is just considered icky. But you know, it is ok that it is icky, because it was icky in the liberal church but they wouldn’t admit it. In my present church, we can talk about why it is icky, and usually, hey, someone has a neighbor, a friend, a sister who this happened to, and nobody knew what to do about it.
I got a lot of help from the Straight Spouse Network. But not from my liberal church. The friends I made over several years at the Straight Spouse Network call to see how I am. No one from the liberal church did that, even when I was attending every week, and not even when I was in the hospital with cancer. My evangelical church does call, people want to see how I am, because living alone and being older, they know that we all need a friend.
Not a perfect world, but I can live the truth, and grow and heal. Finally. In truth.
My ex still attends the liberal church, which is facing the possibility of shutting its doors because there is no outreach unless you righteously subscribe to left wing politics. He still denies being gay. He’s very comfortable with all that tolerance.
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10:16 am
Dear CMSV, I really do appreciate hearing from someone with firsthand experience. My heartfelt prayers and apologies go out to you. This is a sad thing to happen to anyone but I appreciate your contribution. It’s people like you who help the conversation by being honest and real. I am glad you were able to find the Straight Spouse Network and they are giving you some comfort and love, which you so rightly deserve. God bless my friend.
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10:46 pm
You do realize that her story essentially blasted your entire blog post into moot territory, right? She just refuted that your points are complete and total bullshit with her own, legit story, and you couldn’t figure that out.
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6:23 pm
Im sorry stephenson, you may have the right to freedom of speech and all, but people also have the right to express why they believe you are wrong. What you listed is based on no facts, or evidence. It is your own belief, this is the most idiotic list I believe I have ever seen on the internet. You should probably do some research before you try to help people.
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6:26 pm
Stephenson,
Have you even READ the First Amendment? It specifically refers to the government telling people not say things, not individuals, so since there is no crackdown on your speech from a local, state, or the national government, you would be loud and wrong.
Also, why do so many people seem to think that “freedom of speech” equals “freedom from criticism” and “freedom from consequence”? You can say whatever you want…and people you hear or read it ALSO have the right to say what they think in response. Put on your big boy undies and learn to deal with it.
Oh, and screaming “You’re silencing me/violating my freedom of speech!” to silence people saying something you don’t like (ie, criticism of you) is the height of delicious, delicious irony.
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6:34 pm
that is some god damn funny shit.
I know i am supposed to take it seriously but I can not because it is so much hate filled nonsense its just a funny read.
I will have to tell my gay friends that they are doing it wrong! they should be traveling to Asia, wearing speedos ( hahahahahahahahahahahaha) or removing their shirt any chance they get.
I really DO wish people would stop spreading hate and lies like this.
Yes , cheating men are every where. They are just as dangerous as hetero cheaters, std’s hit everyone not just homosexuals.
hahahahahaha
speedos…
hahahahahhaha.. Holy shit thats funny.
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6:40 pm
Mr. Billings, I have a feeling the person who should be most concerned about having a gay husband is your wife.
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6:59 pm
this article made me gay
i’m SO GLAD. The cock tastes great!!
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10:06 pm
how cum?
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6:59 pm
This article is so very, very, very offensive. Why don’t you spend some time helping starving children or something? Put your energy somewhere useful, really.
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7:07 pm
Your husband is gay if he suddenly finds religion and becomes an evangelical pastor. They are all gay. And Promise Keepers…hanging out with all those men….so gay.
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7:26 pm
Oh awesome, this is sure to help out peoples’ marriages now.
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7:38 pm
My mom had three male kids. I was the lucky one to turn out gay. Do I hate myself because I am? Hell no! I am me and I love who I am (something I bet you cannot say about yourself, or you can lie to yourself about).
My older brother’s house is spotless, because he likes a clean house. Does that make him gay? Well I can give you a 100% guarantee that he is not. Would you like to label him as anything for liking a clean house? I can give you his address to say it to his face…let me know!
Oh and if you yourself used some moisturizers maybe you would be out getting laid (by a woman or a man) instead of sitting home (ALONE) writing about something you clearly have no sweet clue about!
Print your article, buy a dildo (big one) wrap the pages of your article around the dildo and go f*** yourself with it! You deserve it!
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7:53 pm
Wow Stephenson, you really know a lot about being gay. I mean, in your post about “Glee” you sure nailed down all the details about the “steamy shower” scenes with all the bare-chested boys in the show. Now you’re outlining everything that could possibly be considered homosexual. I tell you what, since you are the perfect heterosexual, why don’t you tell us exactly what heterosexual men should do. I mean, forget the belief that we are all individuals and have our own interests and likes, let’s just create a super race of heterosexual males who all act the same way. Heil Hitler, I mean, Heil Stephenson!
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8:05 pm
Stephenson, if you seriously think “Sandra’s” story is true, you really have a problem. No one comes here to seek advice from you because even the most conservative Christians know you’re crazy.
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8:09 pm
That was HYSTERICAL. Thanks for the good laughs!
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8:17 pm
you are very silly sir. and also a disgrace to humanity.
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8:26 pm
Whether this article is satire, genuine, misguided or simply bigoted I don’t know. I don’t know the author or his qualifications or this organisation.
What I do know is that this is a serious issue.
I know this because a little over a year ago, my (then) wife revealed that she is a lesbian (not that she admitted it of course she was still in denial – despite the girlfriend). One of the side effects of this personal disaster has been that I have been helped greatly by an organisation called the straight spouse network, and its founder, Amity Pierce Buxton, (google her for some genuine insight). Another is that I have been exposed to the experiences of hundreds (yes there are many) straight wives married to gay (in denial) men. Because this article is aimed at them, I’ll comment about that alone.
So firstly I will support the 2 million figure. That is a number mentioned in Amitys book and is an estimate of the number of existing wives and exwives of gay men in the US.
Next I would like to draw a distiction between ‘gay’ and ‘gay-in-denial’. Whilst the authors intent may be to attack homosexuality itself, causing gay responders to (rightly) react in defence of their sexuality, I would suggest that the GiD spouse is about as far removed from being a healthy gay individual as they are from being a healthy straight individual. Basically these are weak people, who are ashamed of themselves, and hide from themselves, with layer upon layer of compartmentalisation. They are not engaged in honest relationships of any kind, gay, straight or even with themselves. They have, by necessity, for one reason or another, built up a network of lies and self loathing throughout their ENTIRE lives.
These are not ‘normal gay people’.
So, does the above help the wife ‘spot’ the gay husband? Well, yes it can. First and formost by putting the question on the table. If you are married, and dedicated to that relationship, in blind trust, you simply don’t ask the question. Why would you? Gay men are ‘out there’, why would a gay man marry a woman? So, the question is ignored.
As is the lack of sex, or intimacy (sometimes disguised as a religious quality) before and during the relationship. Imagine a wife who is asked to take an ovulation test before her husband has sex with her, and who will only have sex with her if she will get pregnant, and who is asked to accept this as being normal. Or Imagine how years of physical rejection and open revulsion towards her clouds and destroys her self esteem.
Many of these GiD men have issues that stem from their denial. Addiction IS common amongst them, and yes, it is a side effect of depression too, which in itself is fuelled by their denial. Other psychological effects, controlling behaviour and emotional abuse also spring from the same source. These men have been torturing themselves all their lives, so it is little wonder that their wives end up with the fall out.
As for the stereotypes, well, stereotypes exist because they do reflect a portion of the truth. GiD husbands who do have more shoes than their wife and who organise their pastel shirts by shade DO exist. GiD husbands who use their membership of church organisations to hang around male youth groups DO exist. And yes, the used condoms in the gym bag (above) is probably a true experience. That is typical of the conflicted behaviour of a GiD spouse trying subconsciously to ‘out’ himself, as is the ‘stupidity’ of not deleting browser history.
Quite frankly some of the behaviour is so bizarre and some of the things that they expect their wives to simply accept is, well, sick. sick in a poorly sense.
Because that is what we are dealing with. Not healthy gay people, but sick minded and often piteous individuals, who, sadly, in some cases WILL seek to deliberately use and abuse their wives or their ‘beards’ as they term them.
Of course, for every ‘stereotypical’ GiD husband, there is another one, who is not at all. And some of the above (Hey I’m into Sci Fi, and like ‘Friends’ too, and typing this without a shirt on (be calm ladies)) is ridiculous. And whilst some women DO find that they have attracted multiple ‘gay’ suitors, it is not because they are looking for a ‘shopping buddy’ (which is insulting), it is often because they are deeply giving people, who are ‘caretaker’ types, and who are thus attractive TO the GiD spouse.
Of course, being gay is not a choice, and for our broken spouses, its not much of a choice in how they deal with it, or with us, nevertheless, that IS a choice, as is our response. Some of the GiD husbands deal with it better than others.
The response of churches, therapists and counselors, varies as much as the GiD spouses themselves. Therapist advice, used to dealing with issues ‘one at a time’ and conventional marriage counselling is like whispering at a storm. They don’t get it, simply because they havent lived it, or been trained in it. Fundamentalist approached to ‘pray the gay away’ or to value the ‘institution’ of marriage above all are pointless, since all they do is try to preserve a rotten fruit, or at their worst, add guilt to an emotionally abused and in crisis wife. Treating the ‘gayness’ as a sin is what drove these men to perputrate the greater sin of a lifetime of deciet, cheating, and fraudulant theft of a womans life in the first place.
Again, these are not healthy gay individuals. They have spent years running rings around themselves, the well meaning pastor or college bred therapist doesnt stand a chance.
‘The power of DENIAL commands thee’.
So, whilst taking pot shots at this article, I would ask you to spare a thought for the wives themselves. If you’re gay (or not) and know closeted gay men who are hiding from their wives, encourage them to come out. Fully. Quickly. Encourage them to treat their wives with respect. If you are GiD yourself, or are recently out, point your spouse in the direction of the Straight Spouse Network, the one and (sadly) only place for real help for them.
And trust me on this. You KNOW someone who is a (probably closeted)’straight spouse’. Sadly, we are legion, and we deserve a voice, and support, so, regardless of the intent of this article, I thank the author for helping to air the issue.
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10:11 am
Hi Kev, thank you for your honesty and for having the courage to share your story with everyone here. I may disagree with you on some minor points but I believe you voice is important and should be heard. God bless my friend and best of luck.
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10:48 pm
If you believe that the voice of the people is important, then why do you insist on trying to hush those who oppose you?
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8:42 pm
This is perhaps the most sophisticated web satire I have ever seen. Is it possible that so man others don’t recognize this? I commend your masquerade. x-D
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8:53 pm
”Hey, can you use lube this time?”
“Sorry, honey… I’m a straight, heterosexual male with no deviant tendencies, so we’ll do it without.”
“But I get so dry…”
“Remember, God didn’t give us bottles of lube in the garden of Eden, so we’ll do …without.”
“…whimper…”
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8:56 pm
Seriously, you need to seek medical attention. I think you may have a neurological problem. Did you fall and hit your head prior to writing this article? I strongly encourage you to check your head for bumps or contusions.
You need to get yourself to the nearest Emergency Room and bring a printed copy of this article with you. Show the article to a board certified neurologist and have the Doctor evaluate you.
Prompt medical attention is essential. Please seek help.
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9:01 pm
Is this satire or are you really that stupid? Oh, never mind.
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9:31 pm
Thanks for the laughs, you silly ass little whipper snapper. I’ll bet this multitude of hits on your site (primarily to tell you to pull your head out) are really bringing in the advertising dollars (root of all evil, remember).
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9:32 pm
Many people are anti-gay because of fear of the unknown and the different. Similarly, I don’t like this article because I don’t understand it. IS IT A JOKE? BRAIN ANEURISM!
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9:34 pm
This article is HILARIOUS. The author has written quite the gay fantasy! oh wait, he is serious?
There is only one thing to know if you wonder if your husband is gay. Does he like to have sex with men?
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10:01 pm
I may have a problem…. I like having sex with men. Afterwards I do not feel guilty. Am i a bad person? God will not love me?
I am soooo confused….
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9:36 pm
Yes and poof they are gay! Give me a break no on choose to be gay!
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9:58 pm
Let s face it: it is far more fun to be gay than to be straight. That s why it`s called being gay.
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9:40 pm
Conservatives can’t get enough concerning men who are gay as well as formulating detailed descriptions of gay sexuality. However, their discussions are oriented more towards the dysfunctional aspects of sex as it relates to conservative gay men who are frauds, who are married, and who do the freakiest things behind their wives’ backs while demeaning openly gay men. Why this article anyway? These freaks – even after being outed in some cases – remain married after blaming their adultry on weakness brought on by the devil. Their real weakness is from within and it is their complete lack of self-respect, their inability to be men and admit they’re gay and their lack of respect for family and others. Grow up.
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9:54 pm
Dears,
It is hilarious and very to the point.
Are you free this weekend?
P
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9:56 pm
You have no idea how much damage you have done. You’ll have women tormenting themselves and their husbands, all because perfectly healthy heterosexual men can be indistinguishable from gay ones. You’re an idiot.
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10:58 pm
Oh get over yourself, Mark.
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11:04 pm
What, he’s telling the truth. You do nothing but harm through your lies and paranoia. You’re a terrorist, get that through your head.
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10:06 pm
LMAO!
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10:09 pm
Wow. I think my husband might be gay! I even know for a fact that he went to a gay bar this month (with me). Plus since I am 40 and he’s 44 I know for a fact he hangs out with at least one younger man on a regular basis.
What should I do now?
Nick
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10:10 pm
LMAO! Good lord, this is the most offensive, and ridiculious article that I have EVER read. Who ever believes this is an idiot. You need to educate yourself about homosexual persons before you go and write a hateful article about what you think is. Unless you are a gay man and you are refering to yourself. You have no clue what it is you are talking about. So shut the fuck up. That is all.
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10:15 pm
Oh, G_d in heaven, save me. My husband is gay. I’ve wondered what was wrong, and after reading your article, I can CLEARLY see what the problem is! What do I do now?
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10:32 pm
George W Bush was a cheerleader while in college, he’s a religious republican that was a president. People who voted for that idiot voted for one of the first gay presidents.
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12:58 am
Say Hey, G W Bush
To thy own self be true.
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10:48 pm
REF: those comments quoting Scripture passages that use the word “homosexual” — such translations are purposely misleading. Prior to the mid 19th century, there was no such concept, no such word. People were sexual, period.
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10:51 pm
Hey, this is total crap. I think the author is a total homo. Do it in the butt again Golden Girl Bitch!
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10:57 pm
The author is freaking out. HHAHAHAHHAHAh This is great.
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11:07 pm
Thanks for one of the HEARTIEST laughs I’ve had in a long time; anyone who believes this nonsense DESERVES to live a life paranoid of the unknown. By the way, lubrication does help when women approach menopause and some are unable to lubricate as readily as they were when younger. OH YES… and based on Levitican Law, I expect ALL WOMEN to scream “UNCLEAN” the entire time they menstruate.
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11:13 pm
THE AUTHOR’S OWN COMMENTS ARE BANNED FROM THE SITE HE WRITES FOR BECAUSE ALL YOU WONDERFUL READERS HAVE GIVEN HIM NEGATIVE RATINGS!
CONGRATULATIONS, HUMANITY! You’re not that full of homophobes!
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12:13 am
This article is quite horrible.
It is very stereotyped and pushes quite a heterosexist agenda.
It is about time people move from the traditional gender roles society often places upon men and women.
One’s choice of wardrobe, level of personal hygiene, and other similar aspects of a person’s life/personality, does not define their sexuality.
Being part of the LGBTQ community does not denote a sickness or weakness, or anything that needs to be changed.
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1:18 am
As a confirmed Catholic and faithful church-goer, this whole article is offensive to men and women both. Your skewed values and bigotries have nothing to do with Jesus’ love, you make me sick.
Removing any mention of homosexuality from this article would still yield a piece dedicated only to lambasting things in the world you despise or don’t understand, or both. You would treat women like slaves, given the chance.
I hope He has a special place for hate-filled mongrels like yourself.
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1:25 am
Is this like.. a joke? I really can’t believe anyone would believe this garbage…
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1:42 am
I am a womyn. I am married to a man. I grew up a tom-girl I love sports, I like working on my cars, and painting walls and fixing things. I love to have sex with my husband. I like porn, I love to watch two lesbians getting off! I love to make love to a womyn. I have 2 children. I love them. So please Analyze me! I need ur imput..Am I gay?
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2:04 am
Dude’s why the thumbs down? I just wanted an answer? Am I gay? Anyone can answer!~
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1:46 am
I am a womyn. I am married to a man. I grew up a tom-girl I love sports, I like working on my cars, and painting walls and fixing things. I love to have sex with my husband. I like porn, I love to watch two lesbians getting off! I love to make love to a womyn. I have 2 children. I love them. So please Analyze me! I need ur imput..Am I gay?
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9:57 am
It’s spelled “woman.”
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10:47 am
reading this site i’d asume it was mowen but that’s a minor detail right billings? just because you can’t speel it doesn’t mean you don’t get to point out typos.
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1:53 am
BAHAHAHA I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! Maybe you should write stuff for SNL…they need some new writing. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned into a segment on tonight’s episode.
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1:54 am
So apparently if my husband wants to use lubricant during sexual intercourse he is deranged, emotionally damaged, and gay? *cannot contain laughter* My husband is bi-sexual and none of this applies to him. FAIL.
He does not gawk at men, go around with his shirt off, or any such nonsense. He does typical “guy banter” (as do I, really, when with guys… wait… am I a lesbian???!!!) plays X-Box, and is mainly a homebody nerd who loves his nerdy wife. All of this stereotype b/s is no way to identify a homosexual.
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9:57 am
“Bi sexual” is a myth propagated by liberal academics and fraud psychologists to sell more pills.
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10:51 am
your denial about your own sexuality have really lead to you not haveing any idea what attraction is hasn’t it?
if it is just a myth then what is it with the many people who are attracted to both genders?
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11:04 am
so from Billings Bisexual are a Myth homosexual too ??
and pedophilia as well ? you Know In phillipines pedophilia nobody Know about it
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2:04 am
you are a fucking asshole…maybe you wrote this because you need some reassurance of all the things that you do to tell yourself that you are perhaps not GAY!…but secretly are and wanting some dick in your ass!
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2:18 am
Homophobia and bigotry are not “patriotic,” Stephenson. I don’t want to live in whatever country you believe we live in.
It’s respectable to want to help women who do have this problem, but the problem with your advice is it sucks. It’s based on crappy stereotypes, and it glosses over the foundation of what makes a healthy marriage – communication and mutual respect.
I’m going to assume you don’t have a counseling degree, you don’t know a thing about gay people, and you don’t care to know a thing about gay people… besides knowing that they’re gay so you can avoid them like the plague. Until you have some background on this topic you wish to advise on, I would suggest you revoke the article. If you truly desire to help people in this kind of situation, get a degree. Get an education. Learn something about the world before spewing your ignorance into it.
And a gay man is a “natural” man – it’s like saying a black guy and white guy are different kinds of humans. You don’t realize that that’s what you’re saying, but you are.
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2:22 am
Ohhh and by the way…IM EXERCISING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH TOO! by saying that this Country that you speak of, our Country sucks!! it is not great because a Great Country cares for their own, protects its own people and defends its rights, not by going to some other country to blow them up because they have a different belief system, or because we need their Oil, but by keeping the peace, not criticizing or judging what its people choose to be, but embracing them in order to give them all that they require: Good education, safety, health laws that help the sick not screw them over with a crappy ass “insurance system” that rips them off and screens them and denies them coverage because of stupid “pre-existing conditions”..If you talk about a loving God, then stop judging, stop criticizing, stop telling people what they should do and what to be in order to get accepted in heaven….You are the one who needs to tell yourself all these things and be a better person and instead of making up stupid shit like “how to tell if your husband is gay” crap why dont you get up and get out of your house and start helping that homeless guy that lives under a bridge, feed him, clothe him, help him!!!…. or what about that sick person in a hospital dying of HIV because he got infected by actually having a gay partner, instead of judging just fucking lend a hand because you are not here to judge, you are here to help and follow the right path that God wants you to follow, not to damage his people, but to really help them!…God never, ever! would do this to you so stop being such an imposer, because believe me…this article is not going to do any good to any wife that fears that her husband might be gay….my does pretty much a lot of the things in your list and he is the most manly, caring, loving, macho, perfect man i have ever been with and he is not Gay!
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2:23 am
Ohhh and by the way…IM EXERCISING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH TOO! by saying that this Country that you speak of, our Country sucks!! it is not great because a Great Country cares for their own, protects its own people and defends its rights, not by going to some other country to blow them up because they have a different belief system, or because we need their Oil, but by keeping the peace, not criticizing or judging what its people choose to be, but embracing them in order to give them all that they require: Good education, safety, health laws that help the sick not screw them over with a crappy ass “insurance system” that rips them off and screens them and denies them coverage because of stupid “pre-existing conditions”..If you talk about a loving God, then stop judging, stop criticizing, stop telling people what they should do and what to be in order to get accepted in heaven….You are the one who needs to tell yourself all these things and be a better person and instead of making up stupid shit like “how to tell if your husband is gay” crap why dont you get up and get out of your house and start helping that homeless guy that lives under a bridge, feed him, clothe him, help him!!!…. or what about that sick person in a hospital dying of HIV because he got infected by actually having a gay partner, instead of judging just fucking lend a hand because you are not here to judge, you are here to help and follow the right path that God wants you to follow, not to damage his people, but to really help them!…God never, ever! would do this to you so stop being such an imposer, because believe me…this article is not going to do any good to any wife that fears that her husband might be gay….my does pretty much a lot of the things in your list and he is the most manly, caring, loving, macho, perfect man i have ever been with and he is not Gay!
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9:54 am
“The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not be bombs and rockets but a test of wills and ideas-a trial of spiritual resolve: the values we hold, the beliefs we cherish and the ideals to which we are dedicated.” –President Ronald Reagan.
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So Ronald Reagan must be God!…..U are a very very sad little person, i regret to inform you that Mr. Reagan is dead, was a terrible actor and a very very bad president. Im sad because I realize that a lot of people in this country are just like you. You have no sensitivity, no respect, no moral character, absolutely nothing is right about you…you think that because you write this crap you are helping out somebody in any way?….just read all the comments you are getting, how much hate you are creating!…..you know, I am a person who has gay friends which are good people…when have you seen a gay person killing? robbing? assaulting?..all they want is to be accepted, to love, to make this world a better place, instead you reprimand them, you hate them!!! I guess that if I die I rather got to Hell with all the people that loved, that are truly good inside but got sent there because they like it in the ass instead of sharing heaven with a hypocrite like yourself that goes to church, reads the bible and praises God but treats his people like fucking dirt.
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2:34 am
Well after reading all of your responses..especially to my fellow comedian…I have come to a conlcusion….u are Gay….arent’ya!??
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2:42 am
All I have to say is look at the other links on this website. There is a poll that asks if it is ok for a Christian man to GENTLY beat his wife? First off, what is “gently” beating? And if you look at the results, the majority say it is ok!!!! If this does not show the absolute ignorance of these radical religious fundamentalists, then I don’t know what does. I feel sorry for these fools who believe this and think that religion dictates these abhorrent behaviorisms and nonsensical assumptions of people unlike themselves.
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2:51 am
Wow thanks guys, funniest thing I read all week. Keep up the comedy!!!
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2:56 am
Y’know, on second thought, I think I recognize the profile pic as that actor from taxi, and I’m thinking this is just a very clever parody site. Funny, well done. Anyone THIS much of a cross-humper would be throwing out biblical quotes left and right.
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3:01 am
Stephenson Billings I think you need a cheap thrill by sitting and spinning on some of you antique soda bottles. Being gay is not a choice nor is it a life style. Your thinking process about gay people is really screwed up. You need some serious mental help.
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3:04 am
Hee Hee – I can just picture him shaking his cane at us, can’t you?
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3:52 am
I don’t understand how a sudden interest in lubricants can spark homosexuality. My dad and mom love Glee and are both sarcastic people.
I asked my dad if he was gay based upon the following reasons:
He has a gym membership
He is sarcastic
He purchases lubrication from Target so my parents can have sexual intercourse without dryness
He is very clean and organized (he uses a toothbrush to clean the tile flooring)
He works out at the gym and spent a majority of his Thirties teaching young men raquetball.
He watches Glee and many other shows and movies considered Pop Culture
He works outdoors with his shirt off
He travels to Oakland and San Francisco for work about once a month.
My father responded first that he has never had a desire to be with a man beyond simple friendship. He doesn’t feel the need to do anything but play sports, build houses and work on cars. Homosexuality is not something he wavers towards.
Second my father feels that in this day an age of divorce among all faiths and backgrounds, going into a relationship should be entered with honesty, humility and self awareness. He is in his marriage with my mom because who she is. He also realizes that hurting someone by being dishonest, especially for a long period of time, whether it be homosexuality, gambling, alcoholism, etc. is not a marriage, it’s one person being selfish in a bond that is about being a team.
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9:51 am
Thank you for the comment, Paul. I do agree that ” honesty, humility and self awareness” are vital in a marriage. God bless my friend.
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4:18 am
Im so amused to read this article. I wonder if the writer has considered how female lesbians appear and behave? It should be really interesting to read about that to.
I have two own kids, 15 and 10 years old from a former heterosexual relation and we have really warm parent contact between my kids and my ex wife, so with my new husband.
Im SAD that so many live in US with this attitude to homosexual relations. Im so happy that I live in Sweden and can be Swedish gay father with a fantastic relation to my kids, my ex wife, my new husband, my employees and all of my heterosexual and homosexual friends.
Bo – The Gay Father!
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5:37 am
That was comedy gold! Those details are almost obsessive…
I, too, agree with the adage “scratch a homophobe, find a closet case.”
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6:43 am
Heheheh.
This is totally stupid.
I felt the need to say it, really. Even though you other guys are doing a fantastic at bashing the crap out of this (well done, it needs it).
Gotta say some stuff, though. I’m a straight dude. I have male friends. I have gay male friends, also.
I’m pretty feminine myself, I admit. I also have an enormous ego, and enjoy flirting with everyone regardless of gender, ‘cuz I just do.
I like to be topless. I like to wear tight clothes, to show off my figure. I like to strut and pose. I like to make other men feel inadequate, when they deserve it, >.>; .
Seriously, this is a load of stereotypical crap. ‘They’ (as if gay dudes are like… inhuman) get together for sex? Lies. I’m wondering if you’ve actually seen male/male intercourse in the shower…
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7:21 am
Skinny jeans!!!!!??? Oh no 85% of our teenage boys are gay!!!
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7:38 am
About The Author
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector…”
Hmmm, well according to this very article your being a “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer” is an attempt to surround yourself amongst young men, or in this case young boys. And your Antique Soda Bottle Collecting “hobby” doesn’t sound like a very masculine activity either.
Mr. Billings… does this mean… you too have turned gay? Nooooo! Who can we trust now, and what’s this world coming too when even our national experts on signs of being gay… end up turning GAY!
Is it catching, tell us, what can we do to protect ourselves from this gay outbreak? Please, the fate of the world depends on it!!!
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7:42 am
Seriously Billings, it’s time for you to kill yourself. Nobody cares about you and you’ve dedicated your life to demonozing people who haven’t hurt you. Just do it, Billings.
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9:49 am
Claire, a teenage girl making death threats is just one of the saddest things…
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10:50 pm
As opposed to a Christian Tyranny in which everyone is oppressed, forced to live life the way you deem it and not having any alternatives other than death, right?
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7:47 am
According to this list, every male I have ever met or read about is gay. Including Jesus.
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8:19 am
How to tell if your husband is GAY? He collects antique soda bottles
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8:38 am
Excellent article, thanks!
Now, could you write one that tells us how to identify homosexuals masquerading as homophobic, hate-filled conservative christian columnists? I’ve always wondered about that.
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8:48 am
Why do you keep deleting my comment? It’s okay, I’ll keep posting it.
Some women need lubrication particularly if they’ve approached menopause and cannot lubricate naturally like when they were young.
Also, if you’re going to apply Levitican Law, then remember that ALL women must scream “UNCLEAN” each month when they menstruate. And they have to sleep on a separate mattress.
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9:47 am
Wendell, no one is deleting your comment. Don’t be so paranoid. Unfortunately, the commenting here has gone awry since you people started spamming this website and now new comments appear in the middle of this page instead of at the end. I have no clue as to why.
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10:52 pm
Unless everyone here is trying to sell you pills to enlarge your penis or telling you that they’re a Nigerian Prince, then we aren’t spam. We’re the truth, the kind you fear so dearly and will run to your hypocritical book of lies to comfort yourself like a child’s security blanket, and you cry and whine when we try to pry you away from your false blanket of accusations.
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8:50 am
Wait, wait, wait…. LUBRICANT is a crazy sex toy now? Seriously?! News flash: not all women secrete the same amount of vaginal fluid during sex. The lack of natural lubricant can result in chafing, abrasive pain during penetration. Lube helps with that.
But, sex is supposed to be painful for women, right? ‘Cause we’re all evil dirty sluts if we actually enjoy sex.
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8:59 am
“Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship.” Um, no, not really. That is the craziest thing I’ve ever read! Homosexuality isn’t like poison ivy– it doesn’t just “pop up.” What a bunch of scaremongering this article is. I’m glad it was picked up by the media and is now being exposed for what it is. Most of the examples are just ludicrous.
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9:46 am
Misskitty, I am sorry but you fail to understand the nature of men adopting the homosexual lifestyle. There have been far too many situations, even reported in the media, of this happening. You’re truly out of touch.
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10:53 pm
You have no idea how society works at all, so how the fuck do you ‘know’ anything?
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9:01 am
This has got to be a joke. It’s pretty funny.
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9:03 am
In your face. Up your butt. Watch this video.
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9:14 am
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector.”
I don’t know Stephenson…after writing this “article” you might have blown it with the whole Children’s Party Entertainer gig. I’d certainly think twice about ever letting you near my kids. You seem a bit too “excited” and detailed about this topic for my tastes. At least you’ve got the “Antique Bottle Collector” gig to fall back on. Antiquing? Really? You married?
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9:19 am
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector.”
I don’t know Stephenson…you may have blown it with the whole “Children’s Party Entertainer” gig after writing this “article”. You seem to be a bit too excited about this topic, not to mention detail oriented. I wouldn’t let you any where near my kids after reading this. At least you’ve got the Antique Bottle Collector career to fall back on. Antiques? Really? Are you married?
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9:43 am
I love what I do and children love it, too No need to cast aspersions on me.
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9:22 am
There are two problems with this:
1) this is entirely based on stereotypes that are neither fair nor accurate regarding gay men or straight men.
2) there’s no help for the husband of a gay wife!
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9:42 am
I provided a set of links at the end for those woman who realize their husband is gay. Indeed, this is simply the first step to resolving a problem (as I stated at the beginning of the article). Secondly, the stereotypes I use are widespread because there is truth in them. Do you really believe homosexuals don’t have uniform characteristics across a wide berth of their population?
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10:56 pm
There’s SOME truth in stereotypes, with most of the people in the stereotype being completely different, NOT the other way around as you seem so fixated upon. If you think stereotypes represent the majority of people, then you can’t deny that all Christians are tin-hat wearing psychopaths who want to commit genocide at any moment.
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9:25 am
Guys, did you see the other articles on this site? This is a joke.
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9:35 am
This is one of the most ridiculous articles I have EVER read! It stupid from start to finish! If your husband is gay and you don’t know it, then you weren’t paying enough attention from the start. Because no matter how hard you try to cover it up, it does come out eventually. NOT all men who fall under some of these STUPID STUPID categories are gay. And it’s garbage like this that cause young men AND women to develope serious emotional scars when they are trying to deal with an already difficult situation. But what pissed me off the most is the number three statement. “Feigning attention in church and prayer groups” This is more in line the a pediphile than a GAY man. Gay men ARE NOT pediphiles and you have to be a complete idiot and brain dead fool to post something like that! This is the stupidest article I can imagine being written, at least this week that I have read!
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9:40 am
From an early age, sexual predators learn to wear many masks. The reason every time a serial killer is arrested his neighbors say, “He was a quiet nice man” is not because he was truly nice, but rather because he spent his lifetime perfecting a mask of civility and normality to fly under the radar, specifically so that his horrific crimes would not be seen. The same holds true for the homosexual and many indeed take deep cover within a marriage.
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10:58 pm
//From an early age, sexual predators learn to wear many masks.//
The most popular mask being a Children’s Entertainment Clown as well a priest.
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9:36 am
Personally, Stephenson, I think anyone who uses the word “sassy” is queer. What does your research say about that?
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9:37 am
From Stephen Billings’ FB page:
“Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens! Inquire Within!”
Ladies and gentlemen – the creepiest thing I’ve read all day. Ta-da!
btw, some people jump through lots of hoops and hang onto lots of crosses because they’re so scared of the the gays.
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9:40 am
Hey Justin, I have some bad news for you: you’re gay! According to your Facebook, you are a “Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens!”, a violation of rule #10. Just because they aren’t men yet, doesn’t mean it isn’t homosexual behavior! You always enjoy the Jersey Shore, breaking rule #12. Burn in hell, faggot!
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9:49 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!!!!
Best joke I have seen in a long time.
This is a joke, right?
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9:57 am
I love how a guy with the gayest name ever claims to be an expert on how to tell if your hubby is on the Down Low. This whole article reads like a bad Jeff Foxworthy bit. “If your husband has a gym membership, but shows no interest in sports, he just might be a homo.”
You are a hateful, despicable person. Despite what you may tell yourself, you are not doing God’s work.
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10:17 am
Did you read this article and are feeling disgusted? Go read this one for some real insight on marriage.
http://www.jeffgoode.com/politicalsatire/traditionalmarriage.htm
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10:27 am
All we have to do is wait for ugly old upper-middle class conservative white men to die off in a few years, and a lot of the fighting against equal human rights might be gone.
It’s of course not as easy as that but please, stay a prejudiced fuck. Just remember that the people at the nursing home are more likely to spit in your applesauce.
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10:33 am
Top 5 signs your website is stricken with ignorance:
1. unprovable theses
2. outrageous claims
3. self-righteousness about it
4. simpleton logic, writing, blaming another group for your problems
5. appeal to fear, ignorance, and hatred of others, from your audience.
Oh wait, they are also the top 5 signs of fascism, and national socialism of Hitler.
If there is a God, he or she certainly passed over the morons who came up with this list!
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10:49 am
This is the most hilarious article I have read! Thank you so much for giving me the best laugh of my life. This article was supposed to be comedic, right?
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10:52 am
If your husband feels the need to write a ridiculous article projecting his gay fantasies onto other married men, he probably is a big ole closet case homo.
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10:55 am
P.S. Mr. Billings, the Constitution protects your speech from GOVERNMENT action, not personal attacks from people who know you are full of crap. This article is exactly what is wrong with this country. Christians are not supposed to judge others. In fact the Bible tells us not to judge and that if we are free from sin then we can cast the first stone. Also how can you be such an expert on homosexuality? Are you a homosexual? God created all of us in a very unique way and if a man acts differently from another man or in what you call a feminine way does not make him a homosexual. Please educate yourself before you fill the internet and other Christians with these hate filled ideas. And stop JUDGING people and giving criteria for others to JUDGE. If a woman suspects her husband is a homosexual she needs to have a talk with him and then find a way to deal with it. These 15 criteria are rediculous gender norms. I hope that you pray to God to find a better calling in life than spreading hate, that is the devil’s work.
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10:59 am
Um… quick question, and I’m being serious. If you’re so concerned about saving me and making sure I don’t sleep with men why are not one but TWO banner ads on your site advertising a place for me to “meet real men.” I checked them out, and yes you can “meet real men” and they’re not all looking for wives. Just saying. Strange irony, no?
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11:47 am
I am just a journalist here, not the techie behind these things. Personally I disagree with the idea of Google ads because you really don’t know what comes your way. I am gratified to see mostly ads for Newsmax and other conservative sites though the occasional gay one is upsetting. It’s more of an issue in Pastor Jack Gould’s hands. He and I may disagree on this one.
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11:12 am
Number 11 is BRILLIANT. Sassy, sarcastic, and ironic? That means my entire generation is gay! Who knew that’s what Gen X really stood for! Thanks so much for the clarification. I’ll be sure to inform my husband, my brothers, and my friends that they’ve all been outted.
So I suppose the flipside of this is that if a man really wants to prove he’s straight, he needs to be witless. Though, how will he ever get a smart woman that way? Ah, such a conundrum! Thank goodness I’ve already found my own gay husband. He’s even competent enough to iron his own shirts and feed himself. Like, whoa.
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11:18 am
Okay… so… “wow” we got two options here, either you truly believe this, in which case you are a redneck moron, OR you are just trying to piss people off. In which case your just a fuck head. Either way, you are pulling numbers out of the sky with no source, which is no bueno.
TL:DR
You are either ignorant or an asshole.
You get to pick.
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11:18 am
My guy pal gets hit on by straight men at straight bars. He said he is hit on far more at the straight bars than the gay bars.
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11:21 am
It’s clear that this is a problem in YOUR community of repressed, hateful people. This is not a problem in the rest of the world where people are loved for who they are and accepted as citizens, societal contributors and children of God, regardless of their sexual orientation.
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11:50 am
“Therefore, my dear friends, as you have always obeyed—not only in my presence, but now much more in my absence—continue to work out your salvation with fear and trembling, for it is God who works in you to will and to act according to his good purpose. Do everything without complaining or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure, children of God without fault in a crooked and depraved generation, in which you shine like stars in the universe as you hold out[a] the word of life—in order that I may boast on the day of Christ that I did not run or labor for nothing. But even if I am being poured out like a drink offering on the sacrifice and service coming from your faith, I am glad and rejoice with all of you. So you too should be glad and rejoice with me.” –Philippians 2:12-18.
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11:25 am
There are lots of lesbians married to men too, and their look and behaviors scream lesbian. For some they didn’t realize they were lesbian until they hit middle age. One woman’s daughter told her mom and dad that she had gay parents. One kid told her mom that she thought her mom was gay, and that her mom needed to check it out. For others, they were taught that they grow up and marry a man, and didn’t even know what gay was. Some even joined the convent. I can’t imagine having bad sex for 20 years because I couldn’t figure out what the deal was until I had sex with a woman. Back in the day women were taught to let their man crawl on top and do his business to keep him happy….Society has really screwed up folks.
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11:29 am
To all the gay haters that claim to be christian….you can’t pray away the gay, and Jesus accepted everyone and didn’t judge so what gives you the right? There alot of gay and lesbian christians that go to church weekly and are very involved in their church. Their are not molesting children like the straight boy scout leaders who have lost major endorsements because of the cm.
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11:44 am
When will you be putting out the “Surefire signs that your Priest is gay” post?
Here…I’ll get you started:
1) He’s a Priest.
2) He wears his collar a quarter inch lower than usual.
3) His collection of topless Jesus paintings is much larger than his collection of Jesus in a robe.
4) The altar boys can also do full splits.
5) He’s a Priest (it’s probably important to mention that twice.
6) The holy water smells like Vaseline.
Feel free to add your own.
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11:52 am
Wow. Just wow. As a devout Catholic, I’m slightly horrified – though, as usual, not surprised – by this Evangelical-style hate of all things. Christ would whup your candy ass if He wasn’t the embodiment of the LOVE of God. Your false prophets – Pat Robertson, et al. – are Satan in disguise, leading you straight to hell. Look in your heart, realize that Jesus is trying to show you the REAL light, save yourself before it’s too late. Find a gay man, and give him a hug from Jesus. Don’t worry Stephenson, gay isn’t contagious, and they won’t be turned on by your hugs. Unless they’re into ugly people.
Luke 23:34 Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
John 15:12 This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.
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11:53 am
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package”
Wow, those are some impressive credentials. This guy is truly qualified for this kind of psychological research.
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12:07 pm
Hilarious.
I had not idea this was a comedy website.
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12:12 pm
It’s so TRUE!!!! And so BRILLIANTLY explained. I think it needs to go a step further. I have composed some common dialoue scenarios to go with each of the numbered scenarios above to help further identify these hiding homosexuals:
1) “So what if it’s four a.m.? Haven’t you ever had a toothache in the middle of the night, Pam? I need to do some research. I’m going to need a drilling and you know how sensitive I am to Novocain.”
2) “I gave Barney’s a lot of money for this jacket. Bob didn’t say a word about it. It’s very rare to find true fuchsia in cashmere. At least he could have said something. I’m going to ignore his presentation at tomorrow’s sales meeting.”
3) “Do you think Jesus would mind if I went home to watch Project Runway? They’ve rerunning the old fight between Wendy Pepper and Kara Saun.”
4) This is bullshit! I will not use Herbal Essence. And for the love of Sarah Palin, I have a dry-oily combination in my T-zone. There’s a reason why I insisted we move close to a Sephora. Mary and Joseph, it’s four o’clock already. Now I’ll never be ready by nine!”
5) “I am not running outside. Two hours a day on the flat surface of a treadmill and my knees are still constantly sore. And what if it gets windy? It’s bad enough that my gym short have made my pubic hair practically vanish – I’d freeze!”
6) “Hon, can you take my new Ed Hardy – the one with the green dragon down the back…. with the sparkly eyes…no the other one….right, can you take that to the Chinese lady at the Dry Cleaners and see if she can take it in about two inches? I need it to be firmer, snugger around my chest until my hair grows back – if it every does. I still can’t figure out how that happened.”
7) “Pretend like you just bump into me and it accidentally happens. Yeah, like I’m not even noticing you and then suddenly it happens. Well, I don’t know how that situation would occur. It’s just a fantasy. Well, you said you were the one who wanted to spice it up. Okay, so let’s try it. I’m not looking at you. I don’t see you. La la la ….OUCH! Ow, that was too hard. Try it again. Okay, la la la…”
9) “Honey? Princess-Pie? Bumblebee? Don’t be mad but I have to go to Thailand again. It’s my job! That’s where the new sock factory is being built. Jesus Christ, is it my fault the Democrats are driving American business out of our borders? Do you think I want to spend 11 days in that dirty, crazy city? Holy Mary, just walking around there makes me feel disoriented. I can’t think straight. I can’t even remember where or who I am.”
10) “What is it about these young guys and their hugging? I have Sal and Joey their Xmas presents at the office today and we hugged for like an hour. I said, Sal, it’s just a quarter ounce of Tom Ford White Leather, don’t crush my ribs. I’m almost as old as Bill O’Reilly. And you Mister Joe-Joe, I’m glad you liked your D&G scarf but I think your beard gave me a rash. What is it with you 20-somethings and your beards?”
11) “Janet, will you watch my bowling ball for a minute? Paul and Frank want me to go to little boy’s room with them. Frank probably needs us to help pull him out of those leather pants, my god! What’s that Frank? I don’t care if you did hear me, Bitch. Girlfriend is too fat for those pants!”
12) My my my Pokerface. My Pokerface.
13) “Susie, take off that sweater at least. It’s burning up out here. So what if there’s too much fog to see the water? It’s still hot. No, you’re shivering because you’re rude, not because it’s cold. Whew! I’m taking it down to my skivvies. Fine, you stay here and pretend to be miserable. I’m going for a walk. And I won’t be back until you’ve turned that frown upside down even if it takes all day. Trust me, I’ll know!”
14) “We were in the Cheesecake Factory having Cosmos like we always do after work when it’s someone’s birthday. Dean went out to smoke a cigarette and I followed him to talk about the new restructuring package when I dropped my phone and it fell into a rain gutter. When we both reached down to get it we bumped heads. Well, his was so slippery with all that expensive Olaf Henricksen products he uses that his head slid all over my neck and my jacket and my collar. I said, Jesus, Dean, we know you’ve got sensational hair but do you have to get it all over me?”
15) “So, I enjoy reading Perez Hilton, what of it? It takes the edge of my day. Well, I don’t care if Tommy used to read Perez, too. It doesn’t make me Tommy. Millions of people read it. Honey, please, the kids can wait another five minutes. I just want to know what Taylor Lautner wore to the Germany Twilight premier and then I’ll take them. They won’t suffocate. The Land Rovers holds at least twenty minutes of air.
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11:53 am
Are you trying to make fun of me? Just imagine how much better of a life you could have if you spent all that time and energy embracing the love of your Creator, rather than posting vile homosexual fantasies for even children to read.
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12:31 pm
If your husband is trolling Craigslist M4M then, yes, he’s probably Gay.
But seriously, this article appears to be satire. It assumes that any man who takes care of his body, is interested in fun sex and isn’t obsessed with some mythological version of life is Gay. Really, people, you need to get lives!
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12:37 pm
Wait, wait. You said, and I quote, “They silently broadcast the news by showing off their LEAN, HARD BODIES in designer clothing labels.”
Really dude? Did you find your right hand drifting over to your own joy-stick while you were typing about the lean hard bodies of gay men?
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12:49 pm
Well, this is just rubbish. YOU, writer seem to know an awful lot about this…
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12:49 pm
Hi, I would just like to say that as a Christian myself I find your hatred toward people who are gay very disturbing. As Christians, are we not supposed to love all? Jesus dined with sinners…
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12:55 pm
So… men that like watching porn are secretly gay? At first I thought this article was a joke, but I quickly found out it is simply insane.
And what about that fetishism thing? Men that want to fuck in ways that aren’t normally heterosexual are gay? And what would be the “normal” position then? The “missionary” position, I guess? If so, then every male specimen that plays in the doggy position are necessarily homosexual – and it would include not only 90% of the world’s college students, but also every dog, cat, ox and bird in the planet.
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1:17 pm
There is no point in even arguing with someone this bigoted. Just clicking on his profile links to his facebook page, and he lists “The Confederate States of America” as an activity. I hate to break it to you, Mr. Billings, but your Lord in Savior was black, not white.
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11:54 am
Jesus Christ was not black. I find you insulting and absurd.
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5:16 pm
Why are you so threatened by the possibility that Jesus could have been black?
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1:34 pm
It’s always a bad sign when a man comes home with pillow feathers wedged between his teeth.
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2:06 pm
At first this read like satire. But when I realized you were in earnest, I was pretty miffed. You talk about love, but I pity any bride who reads this article and takes it seriously. She’ll constantly worry when her husband goes to the gym, travels on business, checks his email on his blackberry or any number of really common things that everyone does, gay, straight, man or woman. You have no compassion for those few naive people who might actually take you seriously, rather than immediately laugh at you and hope to never think of you again.
Part of me thinks this whole article was just a pretext to write about men’s “lean, hard bodies”, sodomy, etc. Have you examined your own desires lately?
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2:10 pm
Ladies, if you even have to read this article or truly suspect that your husband is gay, you’re either neurotic or married to a queen. You will KNOW if he’s gay in the same way many women “know” when their husband is cheating.
This list is beyond ridiculous and should NOT be taken as a serious tool of evaluation.
Finally, here’s a novel concept…talk to him! Don’t guess, have a conversation. Perhaps I’m being stereotypical, but women seem to frequently complain about their men not talking, but then they go about “evaluating” their men without even having a respectful conversation. Why talk if you’re mind-readers who can tell what we are or are not thinking?
By this author’s criteria, the only men who are truly straight are classless, overweight, culturally illiterate slobs…do you really want to be married to someone like that?!?!
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2:12 pm
and to think, in my marriage, i trained my husband to tweeze his long ass eyebrows & do some manscaping & try some fancy conditioner for that frizzy head, wait, omg!! do you think… could i have …turned my husband gay?! the horror! oh no wait, he was going to the gym before we met so he must have already been a homo. lol.
this is so obsurd that it must be a joke because people aren’t really that stupid or uptight… oh, sigh*
as my dear friend puts it “This article is pretty hilarious until you think of all the poor metro-sexual men in these Christian marriages who are now going to be assumed gay by their wives after reading this ludicrous article.”
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2:20 pm
unless the majority of the comments are from people ‘trolling’, you all are dumber than i thought. it’s clearly satirical. take a fucking joke.
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2:21 pm
Judging by your vocabulary and intimate knowledge of the subject, I’d say the author is indeed a closet peter eater himself. Cmon. Fastidious? EVERYONE has some amount of sexual attraction toward the same sex.
PS. All married men reading this, please contact me via facebook
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11:56 am
Sorry friend but I am 100% heterosexual. I find your insinuation disgusting.
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2:23 pm
Where did you get your facts? GayStereotypes.com? This was one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank You!
It’s because of people and sites like you that young men feel that they need to “closet themselves.” You tell them it’s wrong, you tell them it’s “abnormal,” that y/our “loving” God is really hateful, vengeful, unforgiving, and bigoted.
“When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.” John 8:7
Here is a good article I think you should read:
http://www.soulforce.org/article/homosexuality-bible-gay-christian
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2:28 pm
THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? IF NOT YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET A LIFE
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2:39 pm
Hahaha – LOL – Best laugh I’ve ever had. If it’s satire, it’s awesome! If it’s real then it just strengthens my belief in that all religion sucks and atheists are the only ones who are evolving.
Great laugh though….
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2:46 pm
What I think is really hilarious is that at the top of my web page, my advertisement was for two musclebound men wrestling on the ground. LMAO
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3:17 pm
You have to be kidding right?? with this type of article!! it is lame, stupid and just down right ignorant………
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3:21 pm
If he’s not a REDNECK, he MUST be GAY!!
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3:25 pm
When your words motivate others to be mistrustful of their friends, family and neighbors and to tear apart families based on lies and half truths or when your words motivate others to commit acts of violence against those you disapprove of, then you are no longer simply exercising your free speech or practicing your faith. You are a Jihadist.
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11:57 am
That’s pretty sad coming from someone who considers himself a man of the cloth. We should be on the same side, not seeking to sew dissension.
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3:27 pm
First off, Billings, I’d like to know what your deal is with “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer” as a career choice. I mean, really? Is that what you’re going with? That sounds dangerously close to “pedophile predator.”
Maybe you should look into that.
Secondly, as a straight guy who has had a number of dubiously “straight” men bully him since childhood, I’d have to say that the number one sign that a “straight husband” is gay might be his overwhelming, overt hatred of homosexuals.
Seriously guys…if you’re confident about your heterosexuality and your “relationship with Jesus” or whatever, how you just be happy with that and pipe down?
Let gay men live their own lives, stop letting “children’s party entertainers” write insulting, misinformed propaganda to throw people off of their own ambiguous sexual behavior and oh, I don’t know…
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?
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3:33 pm
It is YOU and people like you, Mr. Billings, that makes the rest of the world think less of America everyday. It is YOU who makes people think less of Christians. If being a christian would be equal to be a homophobic, I would hereby stop believe in God. Please stop ruining americas reputation, you have already created so much hatred. I feel really sad for all the people that are smart, kind, and genuine respectable thinkers from one of the biggest nation in the world. Jesus did not want this hate, so you can not use his name. You can not look down on all the commenters and then whrite “God bless you”, that is just wrong. And the word “honey” that you used earlier is a text-book example of ignorance and to minimize others opinions. I despise that behaviour.
BUT I would like to thank you guys for showing me that it’s a thousand to one in questions like this. It gets my hopes rising, for a better future with warmth and acceptance.
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4:19 pm
This is a joke right? Someone please tell me it is. This site is like the Onion, but for religion right? If not this has to be the scariest thing I’ve ever read. That would mean that there are some seriously backward people out there. To think that someone would make sweeping generalizations about people to this degree is really sick. People have been posting this on Facebook for people to laugh at and comment on so I followed the link back to this site. I ask again, this is a joke right?
I’m a straight man who does not wish to stink. I spend a lot of money on grooming products – eye cream, face and body wash and good shampoo. I spend a lot of money on clothes because I like to look nice – for the ladies. I love pop-culture (it sort of goes hand-in-hand with my career in advertising). So to some people this would make me seem gay?? Maybe it just means that I have style, class and good taste. Holy crap I hope this is a joke. If not, the person who wrote this needs help – big time.
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4:19 pm
This is hysterical. I happen to be gay, I happen to be a man. I happen to enjoy being both. And I happen to think this it the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. What an amazing parody. Clearly this was written as a farce. Good job getting people to think that you are serious. Amazing stuff, really.
Oh wait, isn’t one of the signs you mention that a man hangs around with much younger men. and aren’t you a children’s motivational speaker? Wow… perhaps pedophile comes to mind for you?
No, I’m not making a serious accusation that you’re a pedophile. But it just shows what drivel you are spewing.
FYI, God is love. Period. Doesn’t sound like much of what you espouse is love based. Sounds to me it’s “change your evil ways and you’ll get love from God.” Hrrrm… not what I get out of the Bible at all. Just sayin.
And while I’m on it, the men that enter into false relationships with women (and the women who do so with men) because they’re ashamed do so because of people like YOU. Because of the hate and bigotry and nonsense that people use to shame others. Again, doesn’t sound like the kind of love God means for us.
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4:20 pm
If you forget to put on deodorant one morning, you’re gay for the day, because straight men….oops, “NATURAL MEN,” stink!
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in days. Perhaps ChristianWire.com will be my new source of hilarity, although I doubt every article is as ridiculously and unapologetically ignorant as yours, Stevie! Or are they?? I just looked below and saw articles titled “Do Gay Pets Go To Heaven?” and “The Fag Hag: How a Girl’s Misguided Friendship Choices Can Lead to a Lifetime of Loneliness” so there is hope of future MINDLESS entertainment!
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4:20 pm
Not the lubes,
Don’t blame the lubes….
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4:55 pm
Need to check, but I think you indeed may have hit on every possible societal stereotype regarding masculinity and homosexuality. Good work!
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4:57 pm
You are a complete and utter fuckwit.
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5:01 pm
this is the most ridiculous article i have ever read.
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5:19 pm
What if you are a practicing christian believer, a hard working man who provides for his family and is loyal to his wife…but every once in a while has his wife penetrate him anally with a strap-on? But he has sexual attraction to women only?
Is he gay or half gay?
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5:42 pm
I love how you say that same sex experimentation is linked with drug or alcohol abuse. HILARIOUS!. You dont know how many gay guys i know that have never even smoked a cigarette. Obviously, you’re a fool who is very ignorant to what he is talking about. And another thing. Trying different things in bed like sex toys etc. can mean ur husband is gay. MY GOD. You must have a fun sex life.
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6:21 pm
This Sunday will be spent in fervent prayer that good people will simply ignore this bomb-thrower. You gave him exactly what he wanted. Sad.
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6:23 pm
You are completely correct in every point here! Praise your wisdom! My second husband, Bruce, also turned out to be gay! I did worry when he had more groomsmen than me, and that he insisted on lavendar and eggplant as our wedding colors. (Although, I have to admit, he’s right, he does look great in jewel tones).
Praise you for suggesting that we women pay attention to more than just cleaning and casseroles. I have sought out help from our pastor, Ned, and my husband has been spending time with him too. They are both into scrapbooking, thank heavens, a non-gay kind of activity so they can talk and discuss these issues. With time and patience, I hope that he may be able to convince my husband that his “alternative” lifestyle will lead to nothing except burning in hell with Satan!
I am hoping that my newest husband will not go the way of Robert who is living a life of absolute sin somewhere in New York City. As we know, almost all men who live in New York is gay except for the firemen and the men in the show Sex and the City. Oh, and Donald Trump.
Yours in Christ,
Anna
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Actually, studies show that homosexuality, abortion and divorce are most prevalent in traditionally republican states. Those with lower education rates usually lead the pack. And in fact, the politicians that get outed as gay are generally the most conservative and right wing.
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7:49 pm
Bless you Anna for sharing!
BTW- The name Bruce should be a dead giveaway, statistics show that the name Brue occurs mostly amongst the homosexuals.
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11:05 pm
Since when is scrapbooking a non-gay activity? While you enjoy your righteous condemnation of your husband’s sinful life, I would like to remind you that by marrying again, you are called an adultress, at least According to Paul. It’s a good thing God believes in grace.
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5:08 pm
What a silly evangelical, cross-eyed Baptist freak the poster of this drivel must be !
Fortunately, RepubliKlasn politicians will NOT regain national majority in either House of Congress for at least the next 35 years for what their party of pedophilia and pederasty has dome to our Nation’s reputation around the globe.
Their sins will be meted out on them in their home towns ON THE STREET as they think they can rejoin poilite society without CONSEQUENCES.
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6:54 pm
The midterms will be a different story my friend.
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7:27 pm
Yeahhhh….good luck with that. Hahahahah!
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6:34 pm
Stephenson, methinks thou doth protest too much.
I suspect you are a repressed and ashamed gay yourself.
But there is no need to be either repressed or ashamed, it’s a perfectly acceptable way to be if that is your inclination. I’m a red-blooded hetero but I have many wonderful and loyal gay friends. C’mon man, fess up, chill out, and join the 21st century.
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6:50 pm
The writers facebook bio says “Mr. Stephenson Billings is a widely respected and Christian Investigative Journalist. The focus of his journalism is American society and culture inspired by his profound love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.. A former high school football athlete, Mr. Billings also enjoys being an eBay Powerseller and a Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer (working in the Auguste method) in his hometown in Tennessee. His hobbies include antique soda bottle collecting and the piano.”
Perhaps his list of homosexual tendencies should have included “loves to entertain you boys at private parties” and “is just TOO into antiques!” This guy has GOT to be kidding me. Mr. Stephenson, if you are gay ITS TOTALLY OK!!! Come out of the closet!
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12:00 pm
Older men have hobbies. Why does that upset you people so much?
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what you have in your profile is true about a lot of gay men. When are you coming out of the closet?
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7:30 pm
Old men have hobbies. Gay men repressing their sexuality have hobbies including being paranoid and aggressive toward gay men. If you start gay bashing, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO GAY!
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7:06 pm
What planet are you living on? Just when I think that the world can’t get any stranger, or weirder, or more outrageous…these assinine views of yours crop up…I actually thought that this was a comedy site…it is that for sure…simple and idiotic ideas for complex issues…yep…that’s the right wing, conservative, evangelicals for you…..
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7:16 pm
Bigotry at its finest.
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7:25 pm
I’m happy to report that this site gets less hits than my average run of the mill music website, so this article is probably their highest trafficked post, possibly ever (thanks in large part to the Huffington Post link). The best part: homosexuality isn’t even addressed in the Bible, only the hate-filled people who determined what books made it into it are obsessed with it. When people do their research and read all of Jesus’ disciples’ books (especially including the ones that weren’t chosen to be represented in the Bible), they will find a very different man than Christianity wants us to see. One who ultimately accepted everyone to the highest degree. One who cared about treating your fellow man with respect and dignity no matter what.
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12:03 pm
The traffic doesn’t matter but if you care to look to the bottom right, this is not the most popular article on Christwire. Sorry but sound genuinely conceited and I find your comments just childish. Do we really need to listen to such hostile stupidity? Did I ask the liberals like you to visit this site? No. So please crawl back into your hive of like-minded and pathetic hipsters who have no clue about modern morality and responsibility. You are the sorts of people who fail to understand why Governor Sarah Palin and the Tea Party is truly a force in politics today. People are sick of the lamestream media and finally are standing up for themselves.
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Did he just said that Sarah palin is a “force in politic” ??
mostly a Failure in politic
do you know what is “Émodern mroality Mr Billings do you know that you can’t reach or LEARN morality In religion for the matters ?
we all Know what is right and wrong it’s depend on how your parent raise you not How your Priest or Pastor raise you
and for someone supposedly being “moral” you wnat to destroy
-china
-cuba
-russia
-afghanistan
-iraq
-iran
japan
-entire europe
-mexico
-surely Canada
-and everyone else
You said China are Immoral comparing to you HOW MANY WARS they went into since 1950 maybe 1 or 2 at MOST
let’s compare to the Éamerican” how many wars USA started you don’t even have enough finger to count
trust me USA is not the Most moral in History
you attacked a Lot of countries for Nothing
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8:06 am
So you’re not trying to reach out to others? You only want to preach to your “flock” of right wing nutters?
I think you have serious troubles! I would never let you entertain any child!
I cannot believe that in this day and age you actually think you’re doing the right thing.
Do you really believe the world is going to move backwards towards your ideals? If you haven’t noticed the world is letting go of the pathetic closed minded people like yourself. I think you should start taking a more christian stance on your preaching! You are supposed to be a repressentative of your god are you not? Do you think he wants you to be openly hating soooo many of his children?
Please clarify this for me… you preach that jesus loves everybody? not so?
And that god hate gays and all sorts of other people? not so?
So one of the following is a lie! –
either god and jesus are in fact not the same person(which is preached to be so as they are all one with the holy trinity).. and cant be since the one hates and the other only loves..
or god doesn’t love/hate any person unless they’re following his way?! And if thats the case.. i think he’s going to lose a lot of support.
Would you hate your son if he was gay?
Hayden
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7:29 pm
As a doctrinally conservative Christian, I’m terribly embarrassed by Christwire.com and Billings. I just hope you non-Christians out there understand that we’ve got our crazies, just like you do. Of course, that assumes that this whole thing isn’t a spoof perpetrated by Christian-haters to make us look bad.
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7:42 pm
It turns out that Jesus was actually gay! Explins why a nice Jewish boy would forgo marriage… also explains why homosexuality was never mentioned in the ten commandments right?
and it seems Mary Magdeline was actually just a fag hag… it is all starting to make sense now!
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9:19 pm
1. I support gay rights. I am not a Christian, though I was in another life. (And even if I was, wouldn’t matter, most Christians that I know support gay rights).
2. To answer your question – No, MORON, it does NOT explain is. The Ten Commandments weren’t written by Jesus. That’ OLD Testament, i.e. a completely different book.
People who attack religious beliefs and show such a profound ignorance of said beliefs annoy me. Seriously, pick up a fucking book and learn what the fuck it is you’re criticizing before making yourself look like a stupid asshole.
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7:46 pm
This article and this site are an abomination! God help you sick, sick people and may He have mercy on your poor depraved little souls.
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8:00 pm
Mr. Billings is a sickening creature praying on the ignorance of others. Lost souls such as Mr. Billings are the reason Jesus weeps. Anyone who twists God’s precious book of love into a weapon of hate is a vile, sick, and disgusting animal. Mr. Billing makes up fantasies in his head and then when asked for reputable sources, he jabbers like an ape. Pay no attention to this man; he is pitiful, weak pawn of Satin.
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8:02 pm
OK does anyone else see the banner ad at the top of the page for gay.net? Hilarious!!!
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8:25 pm
To the Author, I find this drivel so disgustingly unfounded in any sort of realistic perspective, that I want to punch you in the fucking face for spreading this shit.
My question is; Does this make me gay or straight?
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8:30 pm
Seems he couldn’t take the heat about his FB page so he deleted it. Someone is scared he is going to be revealed for who he really is!!!!
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8:39 pm
Just posted a link on facebook. Prepare yourself for more criticism, you disgusting self-righteous prick.
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10:53 pm
Natural men have a bit of grit and natural women wear dresses and clean the house, is says so in the bible…. In fine print…and ummm…..in anchient hewbrew and umm……not in all additions and um….
oh wait, maybe guys are clean and wear spedeos because women find it unbearably attractive.
But it sure was funny, if only people didn’t believe this rot
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10:58 pm
Wanted to repost what EB said:
“Just noticed on his linked Facebook page that he enjoys the music of Prussian Blue, a pair of young, pro-Nazi folk-singing white supremacist twins. I can’t believe I gave this monster so much of my time.
Enjoy hell.”
Repost this if you don’t like the idea of a white supremacist giving you advice on how to interpret Christianity.
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11:29 pm
Thanks for making this straight woman so repulsed by the idea of “straight men” that she wishes she could turn lesbian…
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1:26 am
Ditto!
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11:32 pm
Well I figured you wouldn’t post my comment pointing out that Mark Bingham (one of the heroes of Flight 93) is bathed in the light of Christ’s Glory and you will end up as a piece of detritus he scrapes off His Sandal, I see I was right. Typical propagandist. You do not serve Christ with this garbage, and you fear Truth. Joe
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12:07 pm
Posts here aren’t moderated. We simply have better things to do than monitor some of you lunatics. You just can’t throw a bunch of links in a post is all. Also, the sequencing here has gotten thrown off because of you people clicking and clicking. I don’t know why, I’m no techie.
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11:55 pm
this website may be gay because the male is showing more skin that the woman. You shall be judged
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12:43 am
I’m an American. I’m gay. This is my country, too. Don’t claim that you represent “American” values because you represent nothing that I stand for.
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1:04 am
This website is awesome!! I am truly happy that someone is letting young children and the mentally disturbed write articles on the internet while unsupervised. Internet usage is a right, not a privilege.
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1:24 am
#5&13: There is a difference between being a Narcissist/or being OCD and gay, and #4 Metrosexual and gay. Frequent travel to Asia or hanging out with young men could be pedophilia, not homosexuality, though I give you that it could be gay too. Predatory behavior is *not always* linked with sexual orientation, especially pedophilia, it’s more of a compulsion to victimize.
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1:33 am
>_>; After reading this *entire* post, all the comments, and all the replies, all I have to really say is… ;; It seems like everyone just responded to some troller who thought it would be fun/interesting to get people all worked up over some bs article. Trust me, constantly arguing over it is more defeating the purpose than helping it: when dealing with people like trollers, when you edge them on, all that does is give them what they want, which is publicity. Ignore it, and they won’t be as powerful.
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1:35 am
After so many years of being homophobic, I’ve realized that the reason I’ve been such an insufferable prick is because I actually LOVE the cock, but I was to scared to admit it. But now, I’m here and and I’m queer! I apologize to anyone I’ve offended with my article, and I renounce my ridiculous fundie beliefs! Go gays!!!
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12:09 pm
This is clearly not a genuine post by me. I am not sure how you accomplished this as I thought the mechanisms here prevented people from appropriating another’s name. The small picture is a giveaway as for your obvious hostile speech. Please everyone ignore this libel.
Stephenson Billings, Investigative Journalist
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1:39 am
You forgot one grave warning sign: Did your husband ever force you to participate in a threesome with another man?
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1:40 am
Here are 10 more ways you can definitely know if your husband is gay:
1. A male hooker reveals to the press that he has been having sex for the past three years with your husband, the vehemently anti-gay pastor of a 12,000 member “church” in Colorado Springs and president of the National Association of evangelicals.
2. Your husband, a Republican senator from Idaho who has actively opposed gay rights and voted for every piece of legislation to limit them, has been arrested by undercover cops in an airport men’s room after being caught groping into the toilet stall next to his.
3. Your husband, who has made a career out of marginalizing gay people and fighting against equal protection for them, got caught after hiring a gay prostitute from Rentboy.com to give him daily nude massages on a tour of Europe.
4. After losing his Republican bid for the California senate race that he just spent $6 million on, your husband tells the press he is “bi-sexual” and now donates more than half of the total funds the Log Cabin Republicans raise each year.
5. Your outspokenly anti-gay husband, who also happens to be a former Republican member of the Washington state legislature and now is the mayor of Spokane, is caught in an internet sting making explicit sexual advances to an 18-year-old man. He has also been accused by two other men of having had sex with them while they were underage and in the boy scouts. All this happens after your husband just vetoed domestic partnership benefits for city employees.
6. Your state assemblyman husband, who supported Proposition 8 and has worked to pass other legislation against gay people, is arrested for drunk driving at 2 a.m. after spending the evening in a gay bar in Sacramento. He has another man in his car when he’s pulled over.
7. Your husband, the chairman of the Republican Party of Wisconsin, is prosecuted for having sex with an underage boy.
8. Your husband, a Washington State lawmaker, resigns after it is revealed that he has been paying men to have sex with him.
9. Your husband, the chairman of the Orange County, California GOP, is arrested after having sex with a 14-year-old boy he met on the internet.
10. You walk in on your husband–the outspokenly anti-gay Attorney General of Alabama, who has worked to get legislation enacted to criminalize gay sex in that state–having sex with the Homecoming King of Troy University.
Bonus highly suspicious behaviors that probably mean your husband is gay:
1. He starts a quasi religious political organization called “Focus on the Family” and uses it as a platform to spread misconceptions about gay people.
2. He has any involvement whatsoever in any anti-gay or ex-gay group.
3. He uses the word “faggot.”
Basically, ladies, it’s like this: if your husband is a Republican Evangelical politician or minister, there’s about a 70 percent chance he secretly admires Judy Garland, Cher, Madonna, or Lady Gaga, depending on his age. He is in the closet, girls. However, once he is outed, don’t expect him to get a rousing welcome in the Castro, Provincetown, Chelsea, West Hollywood, or Key West. We don’t want his sorry, flabby ass, bad dye job comb-over, and hypocrisy.
Signed,
America’s Homosexuals
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12:10 pm
Neal, that was just unnecessary.
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it totally was… LOL
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6:43 pm
I agree with Jturner. Yes, it was necessary. Judge not lest ye be judged, right?
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8:04 am
I was reading your article when I suddenly realized several of the characteristics you lay out apply to me..
I was a happily married, heterosexual man, blissfully unaware of my own seething gayness billowing just under the surface..
1. I have a gym membership
2. I’ve been to San Fransisco
3. I bathe on a regular basis, and I’ve even used hair gel and trimmed my pubes! (I always thought that was for my wife’s benefit, to keep her attracted to me by not having to sleep next to a hairy, mouth-breathing, ape who smelled like arm-pit and ass, but I now see the true meaning behind it)
4. I’ve been known to be a little sarcastic. My mother nick-named me “smart ass” when I was a kid.. I had no idea straight men weren’t supposed to have a sense of humor! I have to proclaim ignorance on that one. I honestly had no idea that was a symptom of homosexuality..
5. I have several male friends! Some of them I’ve even kept in touch with since High School! Oh God, we took gym classes together! I’ve seen some of them naked!
Even though I’ve never found myself sexually attracted to a man, fitting SO many of these characteristics is far too coincidental to be ignored..
I was afraid I had been infected with “The Gay”..
I immediately sought help.. I wen to my church for guidance.. What I found there was equally disturbing. (keeping your list in mind)
The man delivering the sermon spoke rather flamboyantly. He used his hands a lot while addressing the flock. He wore (in my opinion) a very extravagant robe with several bright colors and glittery gold shapes. He was surrounded by younger men, boys really, who looked like they were submissive to his every command, and they kept carrying candles and incense all over the place, which just seems soooper gay if you ask me..
Then I began observing the depictions of Christ found everywhere in the room. I noticed the large crucifix above the altar. Have you ever checked out the bod on Jesus? THAT DUDE WAS CUT! In his rock-star pose up there, all sweaty, showing off every glistening muscle, wearing only that shredded speedo. And those abs!!! Christ, he must’ve spent months at the gym workin on those babies!
Not to mention all of the suggestive paintings in the place. Kneeling, looking upward with those beautiful, wanton, blue eyes. His perfect flowing long hair glistening in the moonlight.. Disturbing
I looked into it.. Its no wonder homosexuality is so rampant in our society! I read about this guy, and the things I found out about him in the bible were sickening. Do you have any idea how many people have read that book? Some people read it every day!
Not only did he never marry, but he constantly wandered the dessert with several men who followed him everywhere! 12 to be exact! There was this part about a touching embrace with some guy named John in a pond.. It was practically pornographic! He hung out with whores and the diseased, and preached this overtly liberal agenda that was all about feeding the poor, helping the blind, the dying, and any other loser looking for a hand out!
Several other things clued me in to the fact that this guy was a raving homo too.. He was Jewish, (so you know he wasn’t any good at sports). He was born in a nice small town, but moved the big city of Jerusalem. He never owned property or fathered children, and it turns out, he wasn’t even American!
Thank God the Romans finally stepped in to silence this lefty, pinko, fag before his liberal filth spread all over the globe, by dishing out some good-ol’ capital punishment! That sissy-boy didn’t even have the balls to ask God to smite them! He asked for their forgiveness in fact! What a Nancy!
The world needs someone like you to take up this fight Mr Billings! You need to rid the world of such filth and false ideology! God bless you Stevenson! God bless you!
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1:40 am
Everyone get out your torches and pitchforks! Time for the Gay Hunt! No time to weed out the Nacissists and the Metrosexuals! Lynch ‘em all, and Jesus will sort ‘em out! While we’re at it let’s lynch the Suspected-of-Being-a-Dirty-Muslim Obama Presidential Ni**er as well!
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1:42 am
Stephenson:
You sure like to quote the Bible a lot. Recognize this quote? It’s also from the Bible:
“Judge not, lest ye be judged”
You’re being awfully judgemental towards gay people or who you perceive to be gay.
If you can’t see that, you’re in denial or insane.
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12:13 pm
I am willing to be judged. In fact, I am judged each and every day. You have clearly misunderstood that passage. If you follow your interpretation, are we as a society not to condemn sin and crime when we see it? Should we not be free to express our religion and speech as enshrined in the Constitution of the United States of America? Should Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, a devout Christian, refrain from his daily work lest he judge another? Of course not, you are being pedantic and foolish. We need to condemn the pedophiles and thieves in our midst, otherwise what sort of world would we live in?
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7:10 pm
hmm quetsion … what gay and pedophilia has In common ?? I mean they have Nothing in common
but if we have to condemn gay why Not condemning Priest pastor and reverend as well and all the christian who actually destroy childhood for sooooooo Many children in the entire world ??
No but seriously stop being delusional Billings The biggest Homosexual are anti gay people
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2:17 am
Please don’t write an article telling gay guys how they can know if their boyfriends are homosexuals. If my gay lover ever reads something like that, he might find out I’m gay.
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2:21 am
Number 1 on the list of “how to identify a paedophile”: he is a Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer
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2:24 am
Hey Stephenson, what are you thoughts on coming out of the closest you fucking faggot?
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2:35 am
Dear Mr. Billings,
I’d like to thank you for this article. You see, until recently, I had a husband that I loved ever so dearly. I then logged onto Prime Time Reviews (as usual) and found another article called “Is My Husband GAY?” You see, I’ve been suspecting my husband’s a homosexual for years now, ever since that day he came home and was actually good in bed (unlike most heterosexual men who aren’t good in bed). I know he’s a homosexual, and here’s the story.
I came home to find my husband mowing the lawn looking very hot (sweaty kind of way)… without a shirt. I became skeptical and asked what he was doing. He said he was mowing the lawn. I knew something was up. So I asked why he wasn’t wearing a shirt. He said it was very hot it. It was only 90 degrees so my skeptical side rose up.
I Googled “is my husband gay?” and found this article, again. I only used this article and none other because I’m the typical lazy Christian who doesn’t like looking up multiple sites to prove my point. Anyhow, I found that my husband does indeed may late night calls. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and find him dressing up in his work clothes, picking up his briefcase I filled with files for his job and rushing to get ready because he had a “late night meeting”. I didn’t trust him.
I also noticed that he’s recently began looking at other men in the gym (we both have subscriptions) and then always puts on a sad face. I questioned why he did this. He said that he doesn’t have a six pack like all the other men and felt a little jealous, considered he has a small beer belly. My suspicion grew. I knew he was lying, and that depressed face added to it. And then it hit me the next day… He was JEWISH! No, not Christian! Without Jesus in his heart I KNEW he was going to be tempted to be a homosexual and suddenly stop loving the woman he fell in love with! I couldn’t let this happened, and checked this one site again and no other, unbiased of course. And I recalled he doesn’t like any sports, either. He tells me that he’s far too busy to be watching sports, but of course, I didn’t trust him. I kept looking at this article for answers.
He also wears skinny jeans and tight tank tops. He tells me so it’s inspiration for him to lose some of that beer belly weight, because he looks a little fat in that clothing. This couldn’t be true. And that night, you know what he did? He asked to do me ANALLY! I couldn’t believe it. My husband was turning into a homosexual.
He then told me the next day he was going off to Tokyo for ANOTHER business meeting. I was just about ready to cry when he said he had to bring his MALE (and younger than he) coworkers into the carpool, AND the plane! I really wanted to stone him, because that’s what the Bible says. But I didn’t have all the solid proof to stone him… Not yet.
When he came back a day later (he took a “jet” apparently), he made a sarcastic remark to his coworker, and shut the car door, then telling me how “annoying” that man is. I shut my mouth and continued the day like any other.
He then sat down, turned on the television, and watched… would you guess? GLEE. I screamed, “NOOO!” and pounced towards the remote, removing it and turning on another channel… The sports channel. He told me that I knew he hated sports and I yelled at him to watch it. And he watched it. I went into the other room and cried.
He began drinking and drinking then that night… I kept asking him why, why, and he said that all this stress I’ve been causing HIM, and something about work and his annoying coworkers, is making him get a drinking problem! How dare he!
So we broke it off yesterday. I remembered I’ve dated one man in high school who turned out to be gay, and another in my 20s who turned out to be gay. That’s TWO cases, out of the 20 men I’ve dated, so it HAD to be true.
Thank you, Christ Wire. I’m incredibly depressed and thinking about suicide, but at least you saved me from a relationship that would’ve went down the drain and ended naturally instead of forcefully.
– Sandy McGriffen
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2:45 am
Awesome. It takes effect to combine hatred, ignorance, and laugh out loud unintentional comedy in such a succinctly presented package. Grew up with the God thing, but love men, it ain’t a choice, grow up.
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4:18 am
Was this a joke article? The author’s descriptions of lean tanned bodies and illicit bathroom encounters sound like he did all his research by reading gay porn.
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4:50 am
It’s so funny. Love the bit about the Golden Girls and going to big cities and Asia. Actually all 15 points are total gems!!!! I pity the fool who takes this seriously As somebody from Sydney – where the insidious gay virus has taken its terrible hold and taken all young men hostage in their tight clothes and bare chests, even our possible future Prime Minister wears Speedos on a regular basis (in the summer on our beaches it is SWARMING with Speedo clad men) let me say this is a HUGE joke. What is wrong with being gay – stop misconstruing the message our Lord gave us of love and peace to hatred and bigotry!! By the way I ran this test on my young hot husband and he is definitely gay!!!
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4:55 am
As a Christ follower, please allow me to apologize for this idiotic article. This man does not represent Christ, but rather a politically based pretend faith. Jesus welcomed outsiders and often had very harsh words for those who held their religion like a sword to achieve their selfish ends. Please don’t allow this foolishness to tarnish your image of Jesus or those who follow him.
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12:15 pm
Brian, let me ask you this: Is what I’m doing any different than say Rev. Robertson or Rev. Falwell? Do you not listen to Bill Donohue of the Catholic League or James Hartline and his ministry? What I write is no different than them. What about Dr. James Dobson and Focus on the Family or Tony Perkins and the American Family Council? We are all together, united fighting the same fight for America’s souls. Are you with us or against us? Please get down off that high horse. You have to realize the majority of Christians follow the teachings of the great men I mentioned above, that their leadership is the last defense from the surge of immorality overtaking this country. Are you against us or with us? I guess your answer is self-evident.
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7:07 am
Well, One certainly understands most of the posts here. Not that I necessarily want to defend the article, but it was written for a specific audience. Sort of like telling a family story outside of the family. It will never make sense outside the family, I guess. That said, even within the family, the points of this article are interesting, but specious. The pastor at my church would be conssidered a homosexual pedofile according to this. Which is both rediculous, and eybrow raising at the same time. Because, I have occasionally thought he might be, or have been at some past point in his life lived as a gay man. I don’t know, but more importantly, I don’t really care. So he wears skinny jeans, a neck scarf, talks with a slight lisp, and has slightly effeminate hand gestures. I know him to be a great person, loving husband and father. And if he is closeting something, who knows. If he were unfaithful to his wife with a man OR a woman, it would be wrong regardless.
I think the real reason this article seems wrong is the naive assuption that “gay” means a certain caricature that has been set up by so many conservative christian minded folk. That being the effeminate, oversexed, pedophilic, sinner. The fact is, is that person is not GAY. A gay person is a someone just like you and me. They run, bike, play sports, listen to music, volunteer, love God, doubt God, challenge, work, play, love life and those around them. They also happen to like to be with, for what ever reason, people of their own gender. If a person who is an oversexed, pedofilic sinner, then that is who they are. If they are gay or straight, they still need to be dealt with the same way.
All that said, I will admit, that some of the points the author made rang true with me…married longer than most of you posters have been alive, I did start getting bored in my marriage. I hung around saunas and steam rooms because of the charge I would get that wasn’t happening at home. I travel extensively, giving me ample opportunity to live the Vegas lifestyle(What happens in vegas stays in vegas). And befor long, I was starting to drift over to a more gay lifestyle. Yes I wear skinny jeans, keep up my appearance, and things like that. (Some of the points, but definitely not all)My marriage imploded, and I am confused sexually.
So, while I can see some of myself in this article, some of the points are more of some weird stereotype that ignorant people have of gay people. Yet, based on my life story, I suppose there is a grain of truth to some of it… Just sayin’
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7:19 am
Coming soon on Christwire: solving the African famine with Asian babies.
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7:21 am
Sounds like someone’s been spending a *lot* of time thinking hard about the gay…
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7:28 am
I get the best laughs from this site – you guys are seriously one of the funniest on the net!!! Gotta go change the chanel so my husband can watch his fave TV show “Golden Girls” and iron his tight, trendy clothes before he has a latte with his overly close knit group of male friends. Keep up the hilarity – this is comedy gold!
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7:32 am
Is there going to be a folow up piece? I want to know if my wife is a lesbian.
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8:23 am
As a CHRISTIAN I am appalled by this article. First of all, I have friends who are gay. Guess what, not a single one of them even barely fits that description provided above. I do, however, know a ton of straight guys who have aspects described above. May I also point out that the entire Bible is a book in which “stereotypical” people do non-stereotypical things (take the disciples for instance; they were fishermen and tax collectors, not holy men). Why, then, are you so insistent on stereotyping an entire group? I know that I do not have enough room in this response area to change the mind of the author, but I do hope that the author can embrace the love of Jesus and realize that his hate and stereotypical views of homosexuals does nothing more than make him sound bitter and resentful and in no way a reflection of Jesus. Please, no one allow this one person’s stereotypical reasoning turn you away from Christianity. Don’t let his stereotyping stereotype us as a group either. Not all Christians are angry, spiteful persons who attack other groups. To anyone who is gay and happened upon this article, whether this man believes so or not, God loves you and I at least am not going to argue with God’s love.
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8:32 am
Shhhhh…don’t tell him this, but I think Stephenson Billings is a homosexual. He certainly seems to love talking about ‘dem gays. I also heard ‘dem country folk produce ‘does “homer-sexuals” too and watch ‘dat porn with men’s wienies in it.
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8:42 am
Sigh…If only South Park message would have caught on culturally, then Mr. Billings truly would be a faggot!
“Fag (făg) n.
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.”
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4:22 pm
hahahahahaha that is amazing, probably one of the best replies to this whole damn thing!
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8:46 am
Ridiculous. As an African-American male, I’m tired of seeing “religious” wingnuts like our man Stephenson here put gay people through the same thing they did to blacks 100 years ago. There is no science to this, any more than there is science to the superiority of white people. There is no value in denigrating anyone. There is no faith based on domination or ridicule. You make a mockery of real Christians. You are the lowest common denominator, kinda like a children’s party motivational speaker, whatever that is
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10:30 am
I know this point is so not-the-main-focus of this whole discussion, but I’d just like to comment on glee.
Glee is basically a musical. Yes it has a teenager that plays the role of a frustrated gay. Is that why you think that glee is only for gays and girls? Or do you think that guys are incapable of appreciating musicals? Yes within the people who appreciate the show, there are more females than males, but that doesn’t make all the males who like the show gay.
Just saying, if this holds true, the broadway probably only sold tickets to females and a little bit of gay men throughout history. Oh and guys that pretend to like music – you know, guys aren’t supposed to like music. They just feign it.
On a very sad note, my boyfriend likes Glee. He must be gay. So even though he’s an awesome boyfriend and that we have a wonderful sexual relationship, I should break up with him. That gay guy actually managed to fool all his exs and me into believing he was straight. What a total jerk.
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12:20 pm
Glee has been condemned by the Parents Television council for its dangerous messages, conservative bloggers have written about its subversive political agenda (see John Nolte’s great column, ‘Glee’ Sucker Punches Republican Fans) and I myself have written about the show. What Every Parent Should Know About The TV Show Glee. So I think you may to read a bit more on this controversial tv program.
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On August 22, 2010 at 12:20 pm, Stephenson Billings wrote
“Glee has been condemned by the Parents Television Council for its dangerous messages”
I am glad to see you were willing to post one of your references, unfortunately, this is FALSE. I just looked up Glee on the PTC list. The only WARNING (note: not condemnation) they give is that the show deals with some frank sexual situations, primarily referring to the teen pregnancy of one of the main characters.
I hate to break it to you Mr. Billings but teen pregnancy exists. If you bothered to do research (like watch the show) you would see that Glee’s writers handled the situation in a very sensitive manner that would HELP teens.
I am eager to see the rest of your references.
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12:22 pm
Glee has been condemned for its dangerous messages by the Parents Television council, numerous conservative bloggers have written about its subversive political agenda (see John Nolte’s great column, ‘Glee’ Sucker Punches Republican Fans) and I myself have written about the show. What Every Parent Should Know About The TV Show Glee. So I think you may to read a bit more on this controversial tv program.
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10:38 am
Well, after reading the first half of the comments and getting tired of it, I just feel like something should be thrown in here. Maybe it’s been said already, maybe not. Either way it’s important and worth saying again. No doubt, Stephenson will have something negative to say about it. But here is my point anyway:
Don’t bother with getting so worked up about this, people. Frankly, it’s kind of silly. Does he really believe what he writes? Yes. Is his viewpoint going to piss off those who disagree? Yes. Is bitching him out online going to change his mind or perspective or make him withdraw the article? No.
Pardon the offensive simile, but arguing online is like racing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded. Everyone is bold behind the keyboard, where no one can see your face or know who, what, and where you are. It’s safe, no matter what you say. He is no different. Arguing with him will get you nowhere, and I know you all must have better things to do.
And the truth of the matter is, no matter how offensive, incorrect, and unfair all of this may be…ultimately, it doesn’t matter. Nothing about this article matters even the slightest. It’s utterly unimportant and will never amount to anything beyond this space. It’s just an ignorant internet blog, like so many other ignorant bloggings. No big-time, respected journal would dare to print it. Nothing more than a local paper or church newsletter in a community that agrees with the ideas it promotes would even consider it. It’s just too controversial and not properly cited (fyi, Stephenson, printed sources require proper citation to be considered valid. Not just links to sources. Not a criticism, simply a reminder, as this is something you really should know by now if you have the experience in journalism that you claim you do). Therefore…none of this matters. At all. So how should we react to it?
Like you would react to any middle-school bully. Ignore it. In your mind, it should no longer exist. This has been posted because the author wants attention. Pure and simple. Nothing is ever posted for public viewing unless the person posting it wants to be noticed. So how do you deal with the problem? Ignore everything about it. Let it fade out of existence, never look at it again. You stop being agitated, he stops getting reasons to be nasty and rude and have the fun little arguments he seems to love inciting. He’s like a child, and as psychology has well proven: if you ignore the behavior entirely, it’s not fun anymore. Even negative attention is still attention. Your anger is just as rewarding as your praise. So don’t provide either. The only one who loses here, then, is him.
Will people come across this page in the future? Probably. But if people believe this or agree to it, it really doesn’t matter how much you argue with them or the author. You cannot change someone’s mind unless they want it to be changed. And he has made it perfectly clear that he refuses to come out of his delusions to see the world as it actually is. So let him be there. And quit makin such a fuss over something so silly and so incredibly not worth your time.
Thanks! Now run along and play, children.
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10:58 am
HAHAHAHAHA – So if you want to be straight you have to be dull, fat, dressed plainly and have a pube bush? No wonder women hate men. Whoever wrote this article is an absolute idiot.
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11:14 am
After many years of life I have come to the conclusion that those who scream the loudest that they are Christian do so becuase you would never know by their actions. If you want to know if your husband is gay, roll over to him and simply ask, “sweetie do you suck dick?” if his response is affirmative, then yes, yes your husband is gay!
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11:36 am
I think whoever made this list is truly living in the closet themselves!!!
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11:49 am
This is the best satire I’ve ever read. What….it’s not meant to be satire? Ok, now I’m laughing even harder.
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12:44 pm
I’m sure somewhere in all of this there is a frank and honest scriptural exergesis, but most likely not.
Young gay men, and particularly young gay Christians, end up in unhappy marriages because the right-wing sola scriptura churches fail to recognise the emotional and psychological damage they inflict on people through their rhetoric and condemnation which ignores any theological debate and chance to have open debates.
I’m sure that a gay Christian living in a monogamous and loving relationship with their partner is more likely to find themselves enveloped in the love and grace of God, then any memeber of a church which so vehemently twists data, and ignores the awkward aspects of research and the word of God that does not fit their human constructed point of view.
Christ came to create peace between men, to encourage us to live by love, and throughout history the Church has been guided by the Father through the Spirit acknowledging it’s faults and being enlightened by reason and experience. Surely if the God we worship can send the Spirit to create a multitude of denominations then the Father can certainly change His mind on the matter of people loving each other.
But then maybe denominations are just an aspect of man’s egotism and sense of self-importance and have nothing to do with God but the vain ambitions of men aiming to force people to believe like they want them to. But I would hate to take any person down the road of looking at themselves and their own minute to minute failings…
Anyway, enough rambling, and do not call me left-wing, there is a place for social sensibilities in the right-wing of this world. Just leave you with one last point:
Are you loving your neighbour?
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12:47 pm
“We also have something in this country called “FREEDOM OF RELIGION” which you people seem to forget.”
Oh! By that reasoning gay marriage is acceptable. I’m glad we agree on something.
Stevenson, I sincerely hope you actually go out and meet some gay men and women, and actually talk to him and not just say things that would alienate them. Like all other human beings, there are some truly wonderful gays and some not so great ones. If you are going to write an article trying to identify whether or not someone is gay, then you should actually go and meet them. I do think there’s a grain of good in the article, in that if women(or men) in their relationships feel that their husband or wife might be gay, they should talk to them. If the spouse is suspicious, obviously all is not well in the relationship. If someone is gay(and not just bi) in a marriage, then that’s not fair to either parties.
Aside from some of the rage and scorn your article has generated, I do hope you read them with an open mind, because there are some very good points in there. The people commenting have every right to be angry as well. You may not think so, but a lot of the stereotypes you pointed out are not true and it is harmful to bring them up as fact.
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12:56 pm
So if to use sex toys is a natural inclination for a man are you suggesting…
UNNATURAL INCLINATIONS?
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1:10 pm
Hearsay and biased generalizations; nothing reliable or fair. I cannot believe how easily the superstition-driven fall into stereotyping so easily! Just as there are promiscuous gays, so there are promiscuous heterosexuals and yet out of convenience to the biblical world view, you label gays as this or that when the vast majority of gays actually defy much of what you write! Insofar as the secrecy, consider that for centuries in most of the West gays and lesbians have had to live part of their lives in secrecy – with no alternative – because of traditions and stigmas imposed on us by the fear-based religion of the moment. Imagine you, as a heterosexual, being expected to marry a person of the same gender, and shamed for thinking, feeling, desiring, etc anything else. Try having a healthy sexuality under those conditions! Truly, think about it. You condemn gays holding hands in public (or private, for that matter) and then slam them for a less than healthy sexuality. When gays finally in the 1970s began to be able to open up about who we are, we inherited centuries of identification of our sexuality with fleeting, hidden, impersonal sex because it was THE ONLY OUTLET for our sexual fulfillment, even if it was only a partial fulfilling for so many of us. Most of the gays I know want much more than quick sex, and most have solid relationships, but overcoming that association of our sexuality with simply sex for some gays has not been easy, especially when society condemns our unions, so that young gays are led to believe that being “gay” means “sex” outside of the rest of one’s life, instead of a sexuality that actually affirms oneself and supports other aspects of one’s life, being a source of mental, emotional, even spiritual strengths. Consider the gifts, the support, the growth your wife has given you. How can you deny the same to gays and then criticize our perceived unhealthy sexuality? The greatest irony here is that the religious dogma-driven repression is THE REASON that so many gays struggle to have a healthy, self-affirming sexuality. That is why this article is complete junk. And how can you excuse pornography along the way if you have any moral authority? I am a gay man who does not like pornography. In short, you have no basis for any authority on what you are writing.
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1:42 pm
I fell for it too. I thought this was another Phelps bozo. Now I see it’s all a brilliant hoax. Good for you guys! What a great way to highlight the ignorance of Christian beliefs and attitudes towards homosexuals. Keep up the good work! It helps defeating conservatism all that much easier. Thank you for supporting and promoting the liberal agenda. We appreciate it.
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2:34 pm
How can you tell if a right-wing Christian blogger is gay? By their fascination with man-on-man sex and inclusion of dozens of kinky man sex links in their posts. I wonder how often your ‘late-night research” leads to your own relief. I particularly liked the sauna story, myself.
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4:18 pm
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen! First of all, your opinions have nothing to do with being gay. As the culture of mainstream America changes, both men and women (where are all the signs that your wife may be a lesbian?) will change with it. Many many many many straight men are now metrosexual. Meaning they tweeze, dress in skinny jeans, love pop culture, watch GLEE… and love vagina. Running your mouth like this and putting these crazy ideas into women’s heads that their husbands may be gay is going to RUIN marriages! If the husbands gay, the husbands gay. Theres nothing you or anyone else is going to do to change it! Seriously, mind your own business. These ‘signs’ you have are no more than speculation on a constantly evolving society that you don’t understand. I love smelly sweaty men! Lol you have NO idea what you’re talking about. Just because you’re old and things aren’t the way they used to be doesn’t give your points any more validity than saying the feminist movement was fueled by unbridled lesbian passion. All you’re doing with OPINIONS like this is putting FALSE ideas into women’s heads and causing trouble.
And I really want to know… when is “Fifteen signs your wife is a big butch dyke” going to get published? I’ll read it when I need a good laugh. Like “If your wife spends a lot of time at home depot, she must be a carpet muncher.” or “If your wife suddenly has an interest in having a shorter hairstyle, she must be on the down low.”
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4:50 pm
check this out.
http://www.suicide.org/suicide-note-of-a-gay-teen.html
It’s a link to an actual suicide note written by a gay teen that chose to take his own life – because of the daily harassment he received from his peers at school. This is the kind of harassment that Stephenson’s writing promotes – and he shares the responsibility for all of the gay kids that have chosen suicide, because they don’t feel there is a place for them in this world.
read it Stephenson. Have a good laugh. You helped make it happen.
here’s a little bit of it:
“I need towrite a poem
i will name iti am not a fag
I am not a fag
You are the fags
Remember that
I am a person
You say faggot faggot queer queer but you don’t know anyting
I know that you are stupid assholes and that is more than you know
What is heavenreally like mom and dad. I hope it is all that not here. And don’t be sad because you will be with meagaoin. I know I know.
I am getting happier now. I am becauseit is all ending now. I want you to know that I feel good now. I think I feel really good now , yes I do. I am not crying anymore and I am rfeeling happy. I think I will be happy in heaven no longer a faggot just a person. The real faggots are tthem
I have to say goodbye now so don’t be sad. Please never be sad. I am happy. I am really happy now. Everying will be fine I am happeire that I have ever been because it is all over.
Goodbye I love you mom and dad but I hate almost everyone else. Don’t be sad.
I am happy now.”
See what kind of ‘writing’ your work inspires Stephenson?
Does it feel good as a writer to know you’ve inspired children to write things like this?
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5:01 pm
This nonsense is why the RepubliKlan Party will NEVER regain national domimance in either House of Congress for at least the next 35 years !
The RepubliTard Party’s pedophiles and pederasts – Foley of Florida, Craig of Idaho, Hastert of Illinois – made American voters SICK of the double-standard by which the RepubliFreak party ruled and ruined our nation.
Your silly website makes Democrats look GOOD and CLKEAN, like we really are !
Your filthy, evangelical nonsense makes Americans PUKE !
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5:52 pm
Without getting into any religious points at all, I’d like to just point out that a sudden increase in many of these items (at the _very least_ #1, 3, 4, 5, 11, or especially 14) can indicate depression or another serious mental and/or spiritual problem totally unrelated to homosexuality.
Whatever you may think of homosexuality, it’s very irresponsible to promote this checklist as diagnostics for it. Wives, please, for the sake of your husband’s life and wellbeing (as well as your own and that of your marriage), be extremely careful in applying these indicators and jumping to conclusions. In fact, I humbly suggest ignoring them completely and using your own insight, and intuition.
Even assuming that (as stated here) there are two million families struggling with homosexuality, keep in mind that there are 19 million cases of depression per year (in the US); nearly 10 times. Thus, it’s much more likely that these signs indicate the latter than the former.
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5:53 pm
Lol, I admit I was fooled. Incredible satire.
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5:56 pm
The reasons why gay men marry straight women is that they’re either hoping marriage will cure the gay, or they’re in complete denial about being gay, or they think that their being gay is so impossible that they don’t know. It’s so much more complicated than you guys think! But you don’t like complicated answers, I know.
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6:01 pm
As a straight man, I was incredibly offended by the article “Is your husband gay”?
I’ve been happily married for 16 years and do many of the “things” which you suggest are tip offs that a man is gay. Your article is NOT fact, but merely your own misguided homophobia. And just in case you are one of those ignorant Christians who think that God destroyed Sodom because of homosexuality, you had better read Ez 16:49.
It is my hope and prayer that God will judge you the way you have judged others. Matt 7:1
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6:16 pm
I am a Christian Conservative and I find this list offensive, ill-researched, and bigoted. I’m surprised “love of show tunes” didn’t show up on the list.
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6:19 pm
You know I know you’re gay?
You wrote this article.
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I hope that one day, you wake up and you have a craving for a big, meaty cock in your mouth.
How are you going to explain that one to your wife?
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6:21 pm
Oh – and for the record, one of the most conservative states in the country is reading this article, thanks to a local radio DJ, and laughing at YOUR expense. And when you have a bunch of hardcore, Bible-thumping Southern Baptist conservatives laughing at YOU and your bigotry, it’s pretty sad.
Since you know so much about gay men being trapped in a heterosexual marriage, I would only assume that you’re pulling from real life experience here.
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6:43 pm
I knew it! I think my husband is gay!
…Does this mean he won’t give me BJs any more?
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7:05 pm
This is the perhaps the worst article I have ever read. I keep hoping that I am the last one to be in on a joke or something with this website and article. There is absolutely no talent here, no logical thought and worst yet, the fact that God is tied to it. Hahaha! Please say this is a joke!
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7:09 pm
Hahaha! I am still laughing about this article. I have shared it with so many people in disappointment as to how stupid our culture has become….especially the church. I have no problem with God, only a HUGE concern for Christians. I feel very confident this is not at all what Christ intended with his church. Hahahaha! Please keep writing this shitty stuff so we can all laugh more often!
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7:23 pm
I should tell you that someone who writes this “They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels” sounds terribly gay to me. That’s why this obsession of yours with “younger male friends” looks particularly troublesome. And that thing about alcoholism, well, you sound like you are talking from experience.
In other words, I don’t know whether they’ve told you already, but you write like a deeply closeted gay man that hates himself deeply and has buried his desires so deeply that he’s turning to alcohol and developed an attention towards younger, possibly more innocent and defenceless men.
I got a solution for your alcohol and ephebophilia problems that works like a charm. It’s called *accepting who you are*. Try to enter a mature relationship with another man, preferably your age, and all these inclinations of yours towards alcohol and soiling innocence will disappear quickly.
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10:40 am
I am an Investigative Journalist, I get paid to be knowledgable. And sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m 100% Heterosexual.
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7:29 pm
This is hilarious – you obviously aren’t very knowledgeable as far as what makes up the typical homosexual. Try watching an episode of “Jersey Shore” some day and let me know how the revisions to more than half of the nonsense you wrote comes along.
I do agree a few of your fears are typical of anyone hiding an extramarital affair no matter the gender of their partner – why sexuality is brought into question on those is completely beyond my ability to comprehend your hate-filled nonsensical manner of thinking.
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7:35 pm
Wow. This website is a whole world of crazy.
Hey so-called Christians who are actually bigots, don’t worry. You people do a terrific job of driving the closeted gay people in your lives to suicide with your ignorance and bigotry.
For real.
Check out the Suicide statistics in Utah; you folks have blood on your hands.
It’s amazing how inane the writer of this piece is. But thanks for the laugh! My family and I just busted a gut laughing!
Don’t worry ladies, keep being fearful of gentle, kind nurturing and sensitive men. With any luck you’ll find a typically rugged man who will beat you senseless if you don’t suck his dick.
Enjoy!
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8:18 pm
You were so quick to delete my comment. It must’ve hurt. Ouch
Seriously. Accept your sexuality. The truth is, I don’t care about you, but you’re dealing with so much repression that it is likely to come out somehow. The more likely victims are those children you work with (according to your bio). If you don’t deal with your issues and develop some actual mature relationships with other gay men, you’re likely to end up scarring some kid(s) for life and you’ll have to deal with a whole world of trouble for yourself. Remember Ted Haggard.
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10:39 am
We don’t moderate comments. If yours failed to appear it may be because you put links in it (and identified as spam). Don’t be so paranoid. Otherwise, you might be simply having difficulty locating where your comment posted. They’re not showing up in the correct sequence any more since you people spammed this web site.
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8:45 pm
Is this a joke? It really sounds like one. Whoever wrote this did no research whatsoever. The author is obviously just pulling this “information” out of the OPINION portion of his/her brain!
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8:47 pm
Are you for real??? At first I thought I was reading a humor article…but you’re actually serious. Just out of curiosity…what IS your field of study?
I guess the old addage fits: “It takes one to know one”.
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8:58 pm
Are you kidding me? This is the most ridiculous piece of crap i’ve ever heard. The author of this article has obviously experienced each one of these to actually put it in writing. Here’s another great example that Christianity is just a cult. Read your damn bible, it’s funny how you only choose to follow some of those rules and not all. If you cut your hair, you’re a sinner. Idiots!
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9:03 pm
“Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world.”
So my wife is cover as I go out and seek other women? And this makes me homosexual how?
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9:22 pm
Stephenson,
You know of all these troubled marriages in which the men might be gay? Man, hook me up!! I love to meet gay, interesting Christians to discuss spiritual fulfillment. Please do not be greedy!
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9:26 pm
This is better than The Onion, mostly because you mean it. Thank you for being crazy, it really makes my day.
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9:33 pm
FUCK YOU, you’re just a fucken asshole who spout these ideas of religion because you are too scared to face your own demise, and so you use religion in order to protect yourself and attack others. YOu are nothing more than a weak coward. You target things that have had a negative impact on you, like Asia. I am sorry that no asian person in their right mind will ever acknowledge the likes of you, but because you are so ignorant and scared I pity you. I will never associate you with religion because you have no credibility with anything but the anger that you hold for things you cannot change. And of course, these assumptions are based upon radical “christian” behaviors. And even if, according to you, I burn in the pits of hell, I will be happy to because I am defending myself against you, and your so called “faith” in something that you contorted in order to support YOUR ideals.
So, in short, have a nice day!
p.s. FUCK YOU again!
~Kasacalanda
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9:35 pm
I think my husband might be gay. How can I tell for sure?
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9:46 pm
This was great! Its been a while since I’ve read anything that was as over the top and riddiculous as this was. Are you going to be doing a post soon on 15 Ways To Tell Whether Your Priest Likes Small Children? Keep up the comedy Stephen, and remember:
Do not remember the former things,
or consider the things of old.
I am about to do a new thing;
Now it springs forthe,
Do you not percieve it?
-Isaiah 43.18
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10:08 pm
I’m apparently a gay man by these standards. Late night computer use, lubricants (perimenopause is such fun), lowered sex frequency (work schedule) etc.
I’m just amused by how many stereotypes you crammed into one article. I’d laugh if articles like this weren’t so damaging.
People in mixed-orientation marriages are usually there because of social shaming and Christianity. Removing those stressors tends to let people come out earlier and not hide in the marriage closet. There is support for mixed-orientation marriages online. But eventually, the couple has to decide whether they can live as they are or if they need to adjust the marriage or split up.
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10:58 pm
Steve.. You should look into killing yourself.
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11:25 pm
Not only is this article poorly written, but it is also based on absolutely no fact what so ever. It’s pretty apparent that who ever wrote this is a homophobe and has never met a metro-sexual man. Most of the reasoning in this article didn’t even make any sense, for example the traveling to asia part made no sense at all. What are you a racists too?? Christian are truly setting back our society with their bigotry. Do some better research!
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1:19 am
Hey Steve, I found a site today that listed signs that your son might be a closet homosexual.
They included things like spouting bullshit about other men to try and get the focus pulled onto them, and severe homophobia.
After reading all this, I thought of you. Oh well, let me know when you finish upstairs with Gregory, he seems like a lovely boy, what did you say you guys were doing up there again? You’re being awful noisy about it whatever it is.
Take Care!
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1:29 am
Your first amendment rights are not being violated. You’re still more than free to say what you wish; no one is stopping you. However, the 1st amendment does not guarantee that you get to say whatever you wish without questions or potential backlash due to ridiculous opinions. Come on now, keep up.
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1:58 am
OMG this is the most hilarious article I have read. For all you people who are getting mad about the content in this article can’t possibly take this guy seriously. He is obviously just trying to get a laugh out of people. It is 2010 and this information is ridiculous. So thank you Mr. Billings for my comic relief of the night.
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2:00 am
PS. in regards to my last comment – do you know all this information because you yourself are a closet homosexual?
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2:08 am
This is kind of amazing. Can you tell us about your research for this piece?
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2:12 am
You sir mentioned that God is full of love – and all I see from you is hate.
As for your comment on how homosexuality is ruining marriage, see this article:
http://archielevine.blogspot.com/2008/11/traditional-marriage-perverts-tradition.html
Also, you bring up the constitution, free speech, and all that jazz. For what that really means, see this video from post WWII:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23X14HS4gLk
I’m sorry, but homosexuality is not a sin, it is not wrong. It’s different, that’s all. You are pulling scare tactics to continue your hate-filled views. I respect that you are a Christian, but you could practice the love of God instead of spreading hate-filled lies.
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2:23 am
Check out Dude’s Facebook page. This is the actual description, word for word, that he uses to explain his job:
“Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens!”
Spending relaxing time in the woods with boys. Not THAT is an upstanding citizen!!!
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2:42 am
um….Mr. Billings went down on me at a truck stop a few years ago. He looked a little familiar in the picture here, and I did a quick web search and found some more shots of him and it’s definitely the same guy. He gave me a mediocre blow job and then started crying afterwards. I really feel bad for the guy. Who else has had sex with Stephen Billings?
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3:18 am
“We also have something in this country called “FREEDOM OF RELIGION” which you people seem to forget. It is values such as these which have made America great.”
Great relating to what exactly? Your ill treatment of detainees? Juvenile executions? Soaring drug and crime rate? Teenage pregnancy?
I’m sure the vast majority of trailer trash will applaud your efforts, but honestly – you need to get out more.
Sadly I am probably gay and a complete atheist due to the fact that I take great pride in my appearance. I am not a sweating, hirsute, wife-bashing lumbering oaf, which seems to fit your perception of the perfect male. Let me guess: you think women should never have been given the vote. They belong in the kitchen, naturally, because they’re the weaker gender. Weak because the more sibilant among them have for far too long put up with masoginistic ignorance and bullying dealt by so-called ‘religious’ men.
Stephenson, seriously? ‘Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer’? I wouldn’t let you within five miles of my children. It’s so sad that people like you destroy what’s left of the church’s integrity.
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3:52 am
If you worry that your husband may be gay, pause for a moment and consider this alternative: he may simply be English. Does he have British ancestry? If not, his effete Anglo-Saxon mannerisms may be due to an overexposure to BBC costume dramas. Check his spelling of “honor” and “color”. Does he prefer tea to coffee? English muffins to the good old American variety? These are sure signs of latent Englishness.
While Englishness is an increasingly common problem, and there is no known cure, don’t despair: many English people can still live relatively happy and productive lives. And if he becomes too much of an embarrassment, there’s always divorce.
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6:38 am
My girlfriend is DEFINITELY gay.
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11:41 pm
I always suspected my girlfriend, too ]:
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7:04 am
This might just be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read that wasn’t written on Sarah Palin’s hand.
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9:28 am
Utter drivel! I am actually embarrassed for you.
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9:29 am
AS silly and stereotyping as these scenarios are isn’t this the logical conclusion to the “gay people have the right to marry someone of the opposite sex as much as straight people have” crowd. I would expect this type of scenario in a lot of anti gay christian right churches..except the guys are better at hiding it compared to your limp wristed tight bright clothed gay. I mean those guys and gals are going to marry someone who they think can cure them the way that god, church community, parents and significant others hope for. I suspect in this scenario the ted haggard wives etc have no one to blame but themselves for waking up next to a gay. I really don’t feel sorry for them if they have contributed to the culture of gay shame and self loathing. I mean really what do you expect.
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9:34 am
Sir, you are an idiot!
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10:06 am
I am gay – I never realized it until I read that article -
My friends and I do many of those things in the article – I bet they are gay too -
“Secretive late night use of cell phones and computers” -
Many times we have called each other after our girlfriends and wives went to bed -
Trying to figure out how we could get together to play golf on the weekend because we know our wives want us to work around the house -
“Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home because
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them” -
Another reason I must be gay – I take a shower every day and do not want a “certain amount of grit on me” -
“Strange sexual demands” -
My girlfriend must be gay too because she is more of a freak than me – LOL
“Travels frequently to big cities or Asia” -
My friend Gene has to travel to China twice a year because of a manufacturing business -
So now I know he is gay also -
“Love of pop culture” -
So much for that Lady Ga Ga CD my girlfriend bought – I better not listen to it anymore -
I bet if you play it backwards there are secret gay messages in it -
“Extroverted about his bare chest in public” -
I will have to remember to put on a shirt when I show my bare chest when I go to the beach because I live by the ocean
I like the last one in the article -
“Sudden heavy drinking” -
A lot of my friends work all week but on the weekend – Suddenly they drink -
No doubt about it – A lot of my friends are gay – I will let them know – LOL
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10:23 am
WOW! Freedom of speech is one thing… hate speech is another entirely!!!
You ridiculously small minded freaks!!!! I cannot believe people actually waste there time, considering your bs!
You must have just ended the marriages of so many small minded people out there, just because the woman in question thought it was now a “crime” that her husband works out, has male friends, has a cell phone, travels for business to Asia?!?!?!
Listens to the radio, or buys clothes!??????
What is your problem? Dont you have better things to do?
You suck!
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10:30 am
Do gay pets go to heaven? Are you serious? The bible clearly states… NO pets go to heaven!
You dont even know what your talking about at all!
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10:33 am
If you bothered to read my article, you would understand the importance of the point I was making and why the article was titled that way. Your assumptions are incredibly inane and wrongheaded. It’s the idiocy of people like you that is destroying America.
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6:07 am
I beg your pardon?! I’m not EVER going to read another one of your ridiculous articles.. and the title is STUPID!! its misleading. And you’re an absolute twat! I’m ruining America am I?
That just how small minded you are.. I’m actually not an American. nor am I in America. There is more to the world than the states you know…
I find you a HORRIBLE role model!!!
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10:45 am
I like where it says – “About The Author” –
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector” -
As far as I know collecting antique soda bottles is a “love of pop culture” -
You sound kind of gay yourself Stephenson -
Also a Children’s party entertainer – LOL -
You need to write an article about gay people like yourself who try to cover up their gayness by picking on other gay people – LOL
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10:34 am
Antique soda bottles are not “pop” culture. Pop culture is glitzy television shows and rock and roll bands.
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10:54 am
This reads more like a personal manifesto than an evidence-based essay. Just sayin’.
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11:37 am
“I must ask you people once again to please refrain from spamming and attacking this website to try to shut it down. By doing so, you are violating my right to FREE SPEECH as protected by the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES”
Stephenson Billings
Unfortunately what Billings and so many others fail (or refuse) to comprehend is that “freedom of speech” is not “freedom from the consequences of speech.” If a figure who has put him or herself in the public eye uses speech which is irrational, he or she must held accountable. Critics have the responsibility to exercise THEIR freedom of speech in order to educate the public when false and irrational information is being spread.
The First Amendment protects us from the government, and not from other Americans who disagree with what we have to say.
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11:55 am
Wow. This is ridiculous.
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12:16 pm
Honestly, this is some of the most ignorant garbage I’ve seen on the internet in quite some time. I am REALLY TIRED of people grouping homosexuality and pedophilia into the same category. It’s false, ignorant, hurtful and insulting. In fact, the majority of the time that it is even the case is within the Catholic Church.
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1:17 pm
This article is a true show of ignorance.
This clip from Family Guy (America’s most loved show!) Is about on par with this artical
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1:17 pm
This article is a true show of ignorance.
This clip from Family Guy (America’s most loved show!) Is about on par with this artical
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1:57 pm
“Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?”
Uhm, its called a traveling job!! Haha seriously…..
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2:05 pm
Lmao. You’re joking, right? I can’t even express how ridiculous this article is.
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2:33 pm
Haha I hope you get shut down.
Your husband is not gay, you are just lousy in bed.
and Stephenson you are a bizarre man who will struggle in this ‘left wing’ world, and i have no sympathy because you obviously cant read, otherwise you would have discovered “The Bible” long ago!
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2:54 pm
When did looking good, being fit, smelling like something other than a farm animal, and keeping up on current trends (clothing, tv, etc) make a guy gay? Is the true “hetero” really just an unshowered slob with no desire to do or be better? REALLY?
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3:05 pm
I’m not sure what is funnier…this article or the Google Ad for “meetrealguys.com” that pops up WITH this article. I’m pretty sure that website might have something to do with item #1 on this list…gasp!
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4:15 pm
This is AWESOME!! I got to this “article” in a section of a website devoted to idiocracy. I seriously thought this article was a joke. I’m surprised the article doesn’t reference the fact that if your husband is a flight attendant, hair dresser, florist, etc. they are gay. Why not continue to rely on the normal stereotypes?
My biggest question is how does some “straight” idiot know anything about what it is or looks like to be gay? Are these observations from his own personal experiences? Things that he is done since he is clearly gay and beating himself up over it because “god” says it’s bad. And no…I will not captalize the word god since “god” doesn’t actually exist. The bible is about as fictitious as this article!!!
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4:17 pm
This is hilarious. You’ve got to be kidding, right? Ladies, if you want to know if your man is gay, ask him!! Before you get married, not after. Btw, as a lifelong homo, I can tell you that although many gay men share some of these traits, there are many more who don’t! We are all just people, as varied and interesting, as masculine or nerdy, as kinky or vanilla, as you. Now get over it.
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4:59 pm
The frightening thing about this article is that anyone would have the time or reason to write such a piece. I had to laugh from the little bit that I bothered to read. It’s now being sent around as a joke that we men might actually be gay and not know it.
Nonetheless, I guess for someone, somewhere it might have meaning. GOD only knows we have all kinds in this world. I hope some day that our human race will get some resemblence of a grip on our insane minds.
As for religion, it’s a mind blower. An invisible power of us humans and for many, extreme.
I do believe there is a higher power but, I hope he comes back soon and sets this crazy race back on track. The human race is ignorant, desperate and out of control.
GET A GRIP PEOPLE!!!
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4:59 pm
The frightening thing about this article is that anyone would have the time or reason to write such a piece. I had to laugh from the little bit that I bothered to read. It’s now being sent around as a joke that we men might actually be gay and not know it.
Nonetheless, I guess for someone, somewhere it might have meaning. GOD only knows we have all kinds in this world. I hope some day that our human race will get some resemblence of a grip on our insane minds.
As for religion, it’s a mind blower. An invisible power over us humans and for many, extreme.
I do believe there is a higher power but, I hope he comes back soon and sets this crazy race back on track. The human race is ignorant, desperate and out of control.
GET A GRIP PEOPLE!!!
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5:38 pm
Leyendo el “artículo” pude darme cuenta que esta sociedad no esta preparada culturalmente para los que presentan preferencias sexuales distintas a las que se consideran “normales” según los principios sociales y la ley divina. Este parece mas que un “articulo serio”, una burla de alguien que definitivamente no valora la condición humana de las personas. Ciertamente los homosexuales son personas diferentes por sus gustos sexuales. Pero ante los ojos del creador son tan iguales al resto del mundo. Por favor no utilicen a Dios para sustentar ideas propias ni para expresar desprecio por la calidad humana de las personas.
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6:02 pm
Hilariously misguided information, but so sad that people will believe this. People like the highly ignorant Stephenson Billings are the reason I left Christianity in the first place. Bigoted morons. Gotta go, I just got swarmed by naked men pawing at me because I wore my skinny jeans to work. His predictions came true!
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6:35 pm
Bible says if you’re into clowns then you’re a pedophile.
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6:57 pm
all of YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZYYYYYYYYY
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7:08 pm
this is about the dumbest shit I have ever seen, unfortunately, this is Typical Christian stereotyping filled with bullshit assumptions they call ‘facts’. Jesus would be ashamed.
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8:10 pm
“Most people assume pussies are easy to care for, but once they’ve come into possession of one they realize this is far from the truth.”
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A TRUER STATEMENT!
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8:24 pm
Mr. Billings,
Thank you for your informative article. I think it’s great to read the work of someone in touch with the issues we Christians face in todays modern world. I can’t speak highly enough of the informative articles you write and/or have written in the past.
However, there is one major issue that I face, which this article failed to address. My question is, thus: I have never thought my husband might be gay at all, but recently he started participating in sexual activities with other men. Is this activity normal? He claims it’s just a hobby, like baseball card collecting, or model plane building, but I’m not so sure…
Thank you, once again, so very much. I do hope you have the answers. Until then, I’ll remain praying about these issues, while my husband attends homosexual orgies.
Sincerely,
Amanda Huggenkis
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9:03 pm
Mr. Billings,
I’ve long been a fan of your work. I think it’s VERY important to have a strong voice to convey true Christian views, despite strong opposition from the liberal left, and the satanic propaganda they choose to force down the throats of those less educated. Thank you for your work and don’t ever change.
I do have a question your article wasn’t able to address, and I was hoping I might get an answer. My husband has never shown homosexual tendencies but recently he’s been partaking in sexual activities with other men. He claims it’s simply a hobby, much like building model planes, sports card collecting, or painting, but I’m not so sure…
I patiently await your answer. Thank you for your time. I will continue to pray on this issue, while my husband attends homosexual orgies.
Your friend in Christ,
Amanda Hugenkis
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9:48 pm
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
gods gay? wow i did not know that
or maybe god is a girl.
and if we are to be like god. guys have to be like girls and therefore gay.
guys compete so strutting around is a sign of gayness?
wow all athletes are gay. especially their gay dance in the end zone.
i am addicted to playboys and girly pics… yeah definitely i am gay.
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10:03 pm
is this site a joke? Sounds to me like the authour is the one doing a cover up.
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11:15 pm
And all this time I thought that collecting antique soda bottles was a sign of homosexuality. Thanks for setting me “straight”.
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11:48 pm
That is the most horribly written, purely imbecilic garbage I have ever read. You should be ashamed of yourself (and fired). Have a nice day.
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12:52 am
If you’re “straight” then how the HELL did you compile this thorough list of homosexual tendencies???
I think the only homo here is you. So next time you’re going to persecute people, remove the enormous dick from your ass. If we had more homosexuals and less hillbillies like you, the world would be a better place.
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1:03 am
Well, with a name like Dix-N-Ass, I suspect that YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL.
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1:14 am
Lol! Is this for real? I guess I married a gay! My husband hates getting dirty and uses FACIAL PRODUCTS and has gone to San Francisco without me and is sarcastic. I am harboring a gay! Call the prayer chain. Luckily for me, I do believe in God, but know he isn’t as retarded as you are. It’s like you just wrote down any gay stereotype you could think of. I guess that happens when you are judgmental and hate filled and refuse to know any actual gay people. But thanks for the laugh.
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4:10 am
I think you’re a hurt man, for what ever reason. And you have to hate others in order to feel happy about yourself.
You preach about how much you’re out to help those in need – You’re attacking others in the process – Does this not bother you? ? ?
You can clearly see that your *trash* is not wanted on the web! Why not take your non sense back to your church, where people must cheer to hear what you say…
You realize you’re hurting a lot more people than the people that have posted comments? I’d love to see the look on your face when you arrive in heaven and find that God is indeed – VERY upset with you. Why are you not following in the examples of Christ?!!? you might want to start.
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5:18 am
Anyone notice how most of the replies have only one vote in either in praise or condemn, depending of it’s tone towards the opinion of Mr. Billings? Looks like Mr. Billings has been the only one clicking on the thumbs up or down buttons in those…
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6:17 am
Oh well… more short-minded, stereotyped-filled and unprofessional, non properly cited information for the average christian hypocrite.
This article is just wrong at many levels.
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6:59 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
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9:14 am
Are you kidding me?????
This is so hilarious. I’m christian and I D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y think you have self-esteem issues. You seem judgemental, homofobic and paranoid. I also think you need to let go what ever happend to you in the past, so that you can grow as a person in your spiritual life and start being a little more secure about yourself. By the way, I loved everyone’s comments, I spent all day laughing. LMAO.
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10:02 am
Click on arthor’s name under this article’s title and see how many gay (appearing) guys are up there!
That’s all I’m saying!
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10:03 am
What a moronic article… So unless you’re a fat, computer-illiterate, teetotaller who wears a duffle sack, knows nothing about pop culture, has never had a gym membership and would rather hang out with a bunch of old women to watch football and NASCAR rather than travel beyond their city limits you’re presumed GAY???
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10:29 am
Ladies,
Just because your husband doesn’t want to stick it in you, doesn’t mean he wants to stick it in other men. Maybe he is tired of your fat ass. Maybe you just don’t do it for him anymore. Maybe you should try the gym. Or Kegels. Or not being so demanding. He is probably just sick of you.
Love,
Women who can please their men
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10:52 am
This is ridiculous. Almost like the fact that there’s an ad on your page about finding gay men near you along with an ad for gay marriage.
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12:00 pm
Oh. My. God. This is the *funniest* thing I’ve read in ages!!! Are you sure you don’t want to write for the Onion?!?! XD
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12:08 pm
Wow. Just, WOW! According to your list I’m gay. That’s news to me. For the love of everything good and holy I beg the admins at Christwire to pull this article, NOW!!
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2:32 pm
Ha ha!! This MUST be satire!! I personally love the article about rabbits f*cking cats as I have a pet rabbit who likes to make love to stuffed animals. We have a framed picture of a rabbit hot for a chicken in our kitchen to commemorate the love.
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2:58 pm
I just went to Stephenson’s Facebook page and he says he’s a “Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens” and Motivational Children’s Part Entertainer. On par with “homosexual” men visiting gyms and other male-oriented activities, I think Stephenson’s next article should be “How To Tell If Your Neighbor is a Secret Child Molester.” I think our neighborhood child entertainer and hearty teen leader could write his first accurate article.
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3:28 pm
I simply adore your attempt to attack the SM lifestyle as well as homosexuality.
I could write out a long comment about how wrong this all is, but it’s been done several times. Your mindless stereotyping of gay men is laughable, as are your sources. Not only have you attacked homosexuality here, but also pornography, SM, sexual enjoyment, physical self-improvement and improvement of appearance. Since my fiancé likes all of the above, should I be concerned? Of course I shouldn’t, he’s hetero and that won’t change.
An actual sign of a homosexual husband would be problems getting an erection during sex. Of course the actual prevention is this: Leave homosexuals alone and don’t pressure them into repressing their sexuality, forcing themselves into marriages with the opposite sex and being oh-so-surprised when they’re caught in bed with someone of the same gender.
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3:39 pm
Oh dear! And here I just wrote it all off as my man being European! I think you need to add that to your list. “If your husband is a European, watch out! He’s probably gay!”
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4:08 pm
Wow. Apart from the fact that every word of this article is shit, the models are pretty hot. I’d turn gay for them and I’m straight. But then I suspect Billings has been there already and I hate sloppy seconds.
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7:31 pm
People that write things like this or believe such values are HORRIBLY misguided and need to learn to love others more than themselves. Also, maybe you are just a homosexual, not that it matters!
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8:21 pm
You, Mr. Stephenson Billings, have freedom of speech indeed, but that does NOT deny our freedom to be angry at you for writing what, in my humble opinion, is one of the worst articles that was ever written in the history of journalism.
Not only you display enormous amounts of wrongfully directed stereotypes, but also alarming levels of hate and a lack of research i haven’t seen in a long time, and only in young students.
I can see that this is a christian page, and i must ask this: isn’t a part of the christian faith to love everyone, even if you don’t share the same beliefs as they do? You are ignoring many things, even setting aside your article, which tells me a lot about your professionalism.
Please, excuse my poor english, it’s not my native language. I’m from Venezuela, and i’ve seen a lot of hate towards the journalists, as i’m one myself in a country where freedom of speech is a privilege that not many have. But even though i don’t share any of your conceptions, i completly disagree with your text because it’s a joke for our profession.
That said, i only have one comment left:
Mr. Stephenson Billings, you have urinated on every journalist.
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8:47 pm
Wow! This is the funniest thing I have read in a great while!
On a slightly related noted…. have you ever noticed how the Bible (and Christianity in general) is like Tarrot Cards and Horoscopes? Kind of vague answers that with a slight bit of twist can be applied to anything.
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8:50 pm
Stephenson, I am a homosexual Christian and I feel here is a good place to state that the way you have written this article is both thoughtless and offensive to both homosexuals and Christians alike. I will refer you to a book by pastor Jack Rogers called Jesus, the Bible, and Homosexuality which outlines first off how the Bible has been used to perpetuate hatred throughout the years. It is the thinking that you have displayed here which is responsible for the crusades, the American revolution, the Holocaust, degradation of women, ideas of racial superiority to people who are not white, and the terrorist attacks which now plague America. I will remind you that that God never speaks on homosexuality and neither does Christ. If God were so concerned about the homosexual life style it would have been the 11th commandment and Jesus would have elaborated on it in the New Testament and yet neither deity felt compelled to bring up such a concern. What is said is, “I love those who love me and those who seek me diligently shall find me” and, “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son so that he who believes in him shall not parish but have everlasting life” and, “May he who is without sin throw the first stone”. When you write articles like this you are in direct violation of God’s decree, you are telling people who are loved by God that he does not love them and that they are unworthy of the kingdom. I am not worthy of the kingdom and neither are you. You are not Christ and are therefore as full of sin as anybody else and should therefore shut it. If you want to serve God, tell gays that they are loved, show them the passages which (and have them read the whole chapter because that is the only real way to understand the Bible) you feel talks on the subject and let them find their own way. What you have written here is an abomination, and you should be ashamed.
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12:20 am
im straight but looks like i have been wrong aal these years i wear skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and im trendy
and i like glee
so burn me at the stake you you fucking tool
love from australia
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12:30 am
I recognize that you might have ment well in trying to warn women about the deception of infidelity in their marriages to gay men, but the clues you outline to tell if your husband might be gay are completely without scientific basis. I am a psychologist and I know that a man’s interest in pop culture,clothing, gym membership or lack of interest in sports are not indicators of his sexuality. These are simply sterotypes that have plauged the gay community and have long been the source of hatered and discrimination. I don’t support gay men marrying stright women who are unaware of their sexuality, but not because of any dislike of homosexuals but simply because I believe that honesty in a relationship is vital. Ironically the kind of discriminatory speech you display here is source of the fear that motivates many gay people to try to marry heterosexual people, as a method of escaping discrimination by deniging who they are. As a christian, I would implore you to find love in your heart for everyone and consider the damage your words can potentially do.
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2:03 am
Hey dad, mom says you’re gay.
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2:56 am
This is brilliant! One of the most amusing and well thought out pieces of comedy I have seen. If you need actors to act out the sketches please let me know.
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3:59 am
Girlfren, I think you missed #16
If your man goes antiquing = GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe you missed that one.
Mr. Billings has a little sugar in his tank!
http://stephensonbillings.wordpress.com/about-mr-billings/
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7:55 am
Wow. I’m a gay man and I fit NONE of these descriptions.
Find a full-blooded gay man to tell you if your hubby is gay or not. THAT has a 100% success rate. Formulaic approaches are flawed by design.
Yours in concerned cachinnation,
Juliana
Oh, and the blurb under the ‘Moral Alerts’ section down at the bottom left is pure genius. I’ll be checking back soon. Don’t get your tithes in a bunch. In the meantime, I’m putting on some Lady Gaga and having a dance party, as DJ’d by this person:
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8:51 am
I am going to ask the following questions based on the assumption that the site is not satire:
1) What is the point of the article? Suppose the reader is a wife whose husband is gay—what now? Pray it away? Get divorced? Seek counseling? I know Christians who believe that divorce is sinful and counseling is Satanic, so it’s pretty important that you provide an if/then list of acceptable, Christian behaviors in response to the a possible yes answer to the question you’re posing. You don’t seem to offer much hope for the prognosis of the marriages you describe, but if counseling and divorce are evil, the only alternative would be to pray the husband into a straight man, right?
2) Why does the site accept advertising like:
Gay PersonalsChemistry.com/Official-Website
A New Service from Match.com. Find Gay Singles In Your Area!
Ads by Google [click to find] Gay Christians
Homosexuality Chat Gay Gay Club
These are all ads that are on the page alongside your article. If you’re both enticing men who might be attempting to resist their homosexual urges with easy, immediate access to willing gay partners; and accepting money from sites that are trying to drive Internet traffic to their gay sites, I would have to draw the conclusion, based on the logic found on this site, that you and the site are enthusiastically evil. Since the logic of your argument is that ready access to homosexual behavior will turn a straight man into a gay man, you apparently are trying to turn men gay.
3) Seriously, what are your journalistic credentials? It’s really easy. Here’s what you do: list your education, awards for journalistic accomplishments, years of experience doing what and where, as well as journalistic publications that have hired you and/or published your writing. If you have none of these, then you are a blogger, not a journalist, so either provide your credentials, or stop calling yourself a journalist. So how easy that was?
4) Why do some Christians believe in life after death, Heaven, the Holy Spirit, praying to a God who can hear them, praying to dead Saints who can hear them, praying to Jesus who can hear them, and rising from the dead to ascend into Heaven, but think that ghosts are evil? Why would your dead loved one whose spirit is alive in Heaven loving you, wishing you well, and wanting to help you be a sign of Satan?
Thanks, I look forward to your answers! Please label them 1), 2), 3) and 4) so I can follow them properly, if you don’t mind.
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5) Okay, one more question: why is your Facebook profile pic a picture of your derriere? Taken from behind and below, exactly the angle I’d want to look at you from if I were a, um, gay male. Nice butt for an old guy, BTW!
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2:57 pm
So a friend of mine posted this list on Facebook last week and totally confused me. I wasn’t sure if it was a satire or if it was for real. Then today by coincidence Huffington Post wrote a similar article questioning if this is real or a satire. I then went to Christwire.com and read it for myself, and it sadden me to realize these people are totally serious. I find that pathetic and sad and it was obviously not based on any research and mainly just paranoia. The only way I can deal with a mentality like this is to laugh or completely make fun of it. So in the satirical spirit I decided to create my own list, if you think your husband may be gay … This is an attempt to point out that these lists are both completely ridiculous. On a small side note my list is loosely based on my husband’s true behavior, should I be worried?? Naww, I think not!
Your Husband May be Gay if …..
1) If your husband can consume a whole banana in one bite
2) Knows what a Mani Pedi is
3) If you can’t find your dildo or buys you a strap on for your birthday
4) Shaves the man cave (butthole) and waxes nipples
5) Pees sitting down or sits with his legs crossed
6) On Halloween always goes as one of the characters in the village people (Cowboy, Indian, Policeman, Construction Worker….)
7) If he is fond of skipping
9) Dances better than you
10) Gets mad if you wax your upper lip
11) Calls all of his friends Cowboy
12) Can perform the Macarena while sitting down
13) Has a female profession like nurse, teacher or stay at home dad
14) Likes to Rollerblade
15) Writes ridiculous homophobic lists….uhh hmmm
If your husband exhibits any of the above behaviors go to Christwire.com they are defiantly the experts and authority in morality….
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3:33 pm
I restate my request from Monday 8/23 to take you up on your offer of providing references. Is there a problem?
—posted 8/23/2010———
I will take you up on the offer of references.
Let’s start with #1 on the list – Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
While I believe late night use of cell phones & computers may be an indication or an unfaithful spouse (male or female), I am curious so see the study what would indicate this is tied to sexual orientation. In this same item, you allege porn addiction to be “closely associated” with homosexuality. Let’s see that study while you are at it.
Waiting eagerly to have a sensitive discussion of the data.
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7:06 pm
Richard, what in the world is your problem with me? I cannot respond to the dozens upon dozens of poorly-worded comments you have posted here and don’t have time to lollify the incompetents.
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3:51 pm
funny how some people are so busy pointing out whats right and wrong with others.. it’s probably just so they wont have to look at themselves and how pathetic their lives really are.. you’re a friggin goldmine for a psychologist..
this website has nothing to do with christianity. go waaaay south and you’ll get closer to who this website is actually representing..
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6:05 pm
This is so lame… you people have to get a CLUE… I have been going to churches TO find married straight… Hahahaha men to mess around with…
They all sit in church with their wives and families but meet me somewhere after to get a nice good blow job…
God bless ALL you cristian men at church
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6:13 pm
Steve,
Perhaps you should spend more time researching and less time sucking cock.
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8:17 pm
Wait. This is not a joke? BWAHAHAHHAHAHA. At least ignorance can still be funny.
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8:38 pm
We’re not all the dishonest, prissy little girlymen you try to make us out to be. “christians” like you make me sick. What a bunch of stereotypical, grossly generalized nonsense.
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9:26 pm
I am one of those wives for whom the whole world fell apart when after being married and raising a large family, my Protestant minister husband came out to me as being gay. He had been having sex with men throughout our 32 year marriage–often disguised as going to a denominational conference, or committee meeting, usually staying overnight. I had no reason not to believe he wasn’t where he said he was going.
We had married out of College, ages 21 and 22–not knowing anything about homosexuality–not understanding anything about it! We were virgins. He confessed to me so many years later that he had always had “those” feelings toward boys, but knew he could never be a minister without a wife and family. He said he kinda felt bad that he had used me for all that time, but that I benefited from the marriage too–we had a place to live, and children. He thought it was alright to have sex with men because it wasn’t really cheating on me. I disagree!
Finding the truth about a gay husband is devestating! It turns your whole reality into a lie! What is real and what was just fantasy? These men who live a double life do not have the stereotypical gay mannerisms–most are masters of deception and acting. When he came out of the closet, however, I stepped in. He cannot revel his secret or he would lose his ordination in the process. I had to lie and deceive and play the cover for his secret. It is very unfair and very very debilitating.
My life would have been lost to the whole thing, as I was planning suicide to escape, when I found the Straight Spouse Network. It is an organization that assists the Straight Spouse (man or woman–women come out almost as often as men)in finding support and others who understand the pain and sadness that accompanies a spouse coming out. SSN is the one thing that helped me hold my life together when it was falling apart and I was falling into the abyss of the “closet”.
Every day on the average SSN gets 5+ requests for help from men and women who think or know that their spouse is gay. Over 3000 requests for assistance and information each year from Straight Spouses means that there IS a coming out crisis, and that in the next year many thousands more will be living the nightmare. That 2 Million number the article refers to is probably a realistic estimate.
If anyone reading this article finds themselves in the same situation as I did, please, Go find the book, The Other Side of the Closet, by Amity Buxton,PHD. and please check out the website, http://www.straightspouse.org
You will find others that “get it”. We are all living it too!
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10:10 pm
Zomg! Sign #14 says, “Does he cry frequently?” I think Glenn Beck is gay!
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10:34 pm
Gossip website, Glee and Golden Girls – the three G’s of Gaydom!
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11:37 pm
This is the biggest load of crap I have ever read in my life! You need to get a frickin’ life!
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1:54 am
I felt like I was reading something straight out of newspapers in the late 1940′s about the Communism scare. Only this time, it was directed toward homosexuality. This article is paranoia toward irrational beliefs and fears. The author clearly has insecurities about his own sexuality.
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4:49 am
interesting.
2 things out of this list apply to my husband.
we are both male. should I be worried now?
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8:54 am
As a biased, homosexual male, I wish this article was correct in many ways and that all gay men had:
– Non-religious beliefs (tip #3);
– Good hygiene (tip #4);
– Tidy households (tip #4);
– A disdain for sports (tip #5);
– Good fashion sense (tip #6);
– “Lean, hard bodies” (tip #6);
– Sexually adventurous tendencies (tip #7);
– Travelled well (tip #9); and
– Witty senses of humor (tip #11)
Unfortunately gay men, like all humans, are more nuanced than this and cannot be so easily categorized.
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9:24 am
REALLY? The only reference to Christ in the entire crazy article I can come up with is JESUS CHRIST, ARE YOU F*****G NUTS? I thought this was a joke. Is this YOUR list or was this research thru other resources… like Readers Digest and Good Housekeeping? PLEASE. Quit fighting your own demons and terrorizing poor uneducated, ignorant unenlightened housewives with your inaccurate and STUPID information… Otherwise, it’s great FUNNY reading for me and my friends…
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10:09 am
Hi I was reccently ‘informed’ (sent it as a joke to laugh at) of this article by some friends…needless to say i was NOT impressed. I have been born, raised and live a life as a christian and may i inform you, this is NOT an article of true christian or be it catholic faith. you draw the attention of your commenters to various pieces of scripture. so may i please draw your attention to some that i think may ring of relevence here. ‘Love your neighbour as you love yourself’ ‘Do not be the one to throw the first stone, rather if some hits you, turn the other cheek so he may hit it as well’ ‘love your god with all your heart and all your mind and all your soul’ these first two were both of god himself and his holy son jesus christ who came down from heaven to save us from our sins. thus by ignoring the first two and blatantly adversiting hate and discrimination and bigotry are you not also therefore ignoring the first and most important of all the commandments, the thrid quote?
Jesus was sent to break the hearts of stone and die for those who could not save themselves, who are you to call yourself a man of god and a christian if you treat others like this? for Jesus said both Jews and Gentiles were equal in the hearts of god, and he was sent to save ALL not just those that ‘deserved it’ he healed leppers, hung out with prostitutes and tax payers, the outcasts of those days. and because of this he was crucified, died and was buried all for your sins as well as theres, do NOT insult his memory or what he did for you in twisting his message of love and acceptance in such a way.
God is an honest and loving god but also one of anger and wrath where needed. do not worry about that which is not your business but do not advertise that which can lead to others harm or discrimination for it is not what God or jesus wanted. You were sent the messenger, the holy spirit to go out and preach his message of love, forgiveness and understanding. Do not turn back the hand that continues to feed you in such a way. you have been blessed but do not test boundaries you know in your heart you should not. listen not to your head full of the ways of the world. instead follow your heart where god resides in the holy spirit, to guide and council you of the truth….
that is all i have left to say. I hope one day you can understand what others can not. but do not be blinded by their false truths. there is much you can do with your gifts and blessings if you follow your heart and the christ.
SanctityRaine (a concerned 18yo mate)
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7:11 pm
For a second Christian guide on this subject, I’d recommend the article. I would also recommend that you show a little respect for your fellow Christians. We’re in this together.
My Spouse Struggles with Homosexuality
http://www.focusonthefamily.com/marriage/facing_crisis/my_spouse_struggles_with_homosexuality.aspx
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11:47 am
I’m so confused…does it really say that the author of this article is a “Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector”…um really? #10?
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11:51 am
After reading this I just realised my boyfriend is gay. Thanks Christian Guy! I will dump him promptly due to this marvelous advice. I have seen the error of my ways!!!!! P.S: May I suggest that you might be a closet gay? You seem to be great at spotting them.
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12:01 pm
crap, i think every guy i’ve met guy is gay !!!!!! maybe i should start checking women….
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1:30 pm
You forgot one: writing detailed articles requiring extensive research about the “attributes” of gay men.
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4:00 pm
The hatred and venom from these Evangelical Christians disgusts me. If Jesus had not resurrected, he would be rolling in his grave! These people are NOT Christians.
For 12 funny “signs” that your husband is gay, go to http://lovingspirituality.com/l/12-signs-your-husband-is-gay/
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7:14 pm
“Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.” –1 Corinthians 6:9–10.
Don’t lecture me on what the Bible says. I seem to be far more aware than you claim to be. How pathetic that you come here to deceive and slander.
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8:38 am
Cannot wait for the day you “meet your maker” your totally fucked! He’s going to beat you silly for all the ridiculous lies you’ve spread under his name.
And backing it up with the old testament… God have mercy on your soul!
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4:42 pm
well my fiancee is bi, and i think its hot. i just became accustomed to it over the years. i believe everyone should be allowed to be happy in their own unique way/ways.
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4:51 pm
Sounds like the author of this article has some closeted homosexual tendencies of their own.
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7:45 pm
This is why I’m glad I’m an atheist.
And genderqueer.
And GLBT.
And that I have a girl who loves me. And I love her.
Why do people have to spread hate? All you need is love~. <33
I don't bash straight people. So why do you feel the need to blatantly spread hate and lies about us GLBT people?
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7:55 pm
This article is BRILLIANT! So subtle that you will read into it what you want… believe that it’s true, find it hysterical, then offensive, then be shocked and then back to laughing your ass off. You’ll think that it’s written by the worst closet case in the world, think it HAS to be fiction but then you need to check because nothing is over the top enough to make you think it’s a link from The Onion etc… Fantastic. I hope you get a book deal someday.
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8:47 pm
WOW! How much fun! Thanks for a great giggle!
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11:22 pm
Oh, dear Lord, what on earth is wrong with you? Are you actually using stereotypes from the nineteen-fifties to tell between heterosexuals and homosexuals? Have you ever met a gay man? For that matter, have you ever met a straight man? Quit stereotyping people and claiming that we all fit in these tiny boxes you’ve pulled from thin air. And better still, quit writing this trash.
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2:17 am
Are you kidding me? I have just discovered this website and I am absolutely shocked! Have you ever actually even met a homosexual person!??! I, personally, am heterosexual, but to each their own. This website supposedly supports good and moral Christianly views…do you read what you write before its posted??? So far, all I have seen on here are hate mongers dressing themselves up as “Christians” and hiding behind religion. I absolutely know that the Bible speaks out against homosexuality. It also speaks out against JUDGING OTHERS!!!! Or did you miss that part??? It is not your or anyone else’s place to judge…That’s God’s job! And seriously, it is people like the contributors to this website that feed upon ignorance and spread hate against people that you don’t even know!!!! This type of “encouragement” only fuels such things as hate crimes. Do you ever stop to think how you would feel if you were persecuted for your beliefs/lifestyle like you are doing to these people? Grow up, get a life, and please realize that if a homosexual is not making his way heavenward because of his sexual orientation, then you aren’t either for JUDGING!
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7:16 pm
So you’re saying Christians and leaders and thinkers should not condemn crime and the rapists and the pedophiles? Interest liberal theory there…
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7:08 am
I love how freedom of speech is used by christians as a defense against anyone speaking out their disagreement with their beliefs. It’s like they think they’re the only ones entitled to freedom of speech, and as soon as someone interjects their own opinions or views, it’s suddenly an attack on their freedom of speech. Give me a break, Ladies, if you’re husband’s gay, for one, it’s not his fault, and he’s in as much of a pickle being married to you as you are being married to him. And secondly, don’t presume he is simply off the ridiculous notions posted above. (Yup, I’m harpin AAAALL over this free speech) – Best way to find this out? Be supportive. Enforce the reality that you love him, and that he can trust you with his fears and doubts. Be there for him, don’t go snooping around his personal space and drawing ridiculous, side-ways conclusions based on impartial facts and evidence. And most of all, give him the space to work something this drastic and life-altering out on his own. He’s going to have to sooner or later.
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7:38 am
Just because the majority of people who read your article thought it was terrible and ridiculous doesn’t mean you are being “spammed.” Maybe its just a terrible article.
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8:31 am
Sooo glad you cleared that up. As a “journalist” and author I would have expected him to know the difference between spamming and commenting but clearly he needs some help in the online world.
And a couple of other area’s too I’m guessing…
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9:59 am
LMAO. Oh my god. This site is fricken great.
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10:11 am
While reading this I went back and forth in my mind “this is a joke!”, “this guy is actually for real… ” “no, this has to be a joke”
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1:09 pm
Mr Billings,
Thanks so much for this informative article, I have a few other topics you might want to explore and some questions for your readers.
Men, is your wife a lesbian? Does any of the below sound familiar?
Your wife played team sports in high school, especially basketball, Softball, field hockey, hockey etc? Does she like comfortable shoes? Does she make more money than you? Is she working in high powered typically male job, say lawyer, doctor, judge, has she been nominated to the supreme court? Does she enjoy professional sports like football, baseball? Does she own flannel? Does she have a preference for larger dogs or bully breed dogs, pit bulls, dobermans, German Shepard? Does she drive a pick up? Does she hate shopping for clothes, going to a mall? Does she like folk music or folk art? Does she understand how the car’s engine works? Does she prefer short hair cuts? Does she have tendency to wear men’s clothes. Does she vacation with her best friend while you busy working? Does she belong to woman’s groups,especially those that think woman and men are equal?
On another slant, topics that could apply to either spouse, is your husband/wife an octoroon?
Does they eat collard greens, kale, gtiz? Can they dance well? Do they like R&B, Soul or Rap? Do they like to vacation in Martha’s Vineyard, particularly Oak Bluffs and gravitate towards the ink well as their favorite beach? Do they like fried chicken or watermelon? If it’s your husband you are concerned about are they good at basketball, football? Do they have nappy hair? Is there a history of teen pregnancy, drug abuse and poverty in the family? Do they like Cadillac SUVs with big, big shiny rims? Do they wear over sized clothes and big gold chains?
Or perhaps your need to determine if your spouse is partly Asian?
Do they do well in Math and science? Do they drive poorly? Do they play a classical instrument? Are they quiet and reserved? Do they respect their elders?
Can they eat vast quantities of food and remain thin? Are their parents and grand parents hard workers? Do they have a large extended family living together or near each other? Or on the other hand are members of their family violent, drive expensive cars, hang out at nightclubs and seem to have endless amounts of money? Do they only buy designer brands? If it’s woman are they exotic in bed, if it’s man is their penis small?
So many facets of life one can observe and so many questions to ask? Is your spouse a secretly a die hard republican? Are they wealthy, did they inherit a trust fund, are all their family and friends white? Do they believe health care is only for those who can pay for it? Do they cross the street when they see a black person approaching? Do they follow non-white people in a store to make sure they don’t steel? Do they read Ayn Rand? Or are they secretly a bleeding heart liberal? Do they believe unions, that lazy people should be given your hard earned money? Do they think with their heart not with their wallet. Did they get a college degree, do they enjoy the arts, do they think they are better than everyone? Do they believe everyone is equal and deserves and education and public health care? Do they believe woman have choice over their bodies? An of course to do they watch PBS and listen to NPR??? A certain clue!
Please let me know what your topics will be next any if any of these will help your readers as well?
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1:36 pm
He might be gay, if he is making lists of why others are!
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2:57 pm
Obsession with gay men and homosexuality seem to indicate that you sir, are in fact, a very confused and self-loathing closeted homosexual.
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3:21 pm
My favorite part of this whole article I think is all the talk about how male homosexuals have lean, muscular bodies. I think, including mentions of buttocks, there are about five mentions of the male form, and best of all, specific references to their muscular chests and arms. The article as a whole carries a deep-seated reverence for the male form (ie, the homoerotic), not even mentioning any part of the female anatomy (despite a few references to heterosexual sex). When coupled with the numerous references to how easily frustrated gay men become when their advances are spurned, I don’t think there’s any English student in the world who wouldn’t believe that this is the written work of a deeply closeted man, struggling with the confines of his rigid, restraining belief system.
If I saw this in a creative writing class, I’d give it an A. If this is serious… well, hey there’s always San Francisco or Thailand right?
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7:41 pm
This is such shiite!
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9:21 pm
For a moment there I thought I was reading The Onion. And then I saw the URL.
Here’s one to add to your list:
16) Is your husband a Homophobic, Republican Christian? Case in point: U.S. Rep. Edward L. Schrock, Roy Ashburn, this list goes on.
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11:51 pm
If you really believe this article then you absolutely have no idea of the world around you ! People who praise this kind of crap have a lot to learn about human relationships.
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12:59 am
This article was hysterical………..and absurd. I am a Christian, and I still found it ridiculous. Because a guy wants to take a shower and wear neat clothes and look nice ..he is looking for other men? What kind of warped mind thinks this? A narrow one…….
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1:12 pm
If this is by Christian Orgniztion……they need to learn what a real Christian is. This kind talk breeds hate!!!!!!!!!!!! Think about it.
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7:19 pm
Do you even know what the Southern Baptist Convention is?
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3:32 pm
You are so right Stephenson about the article..Sorry about my writing I am french….
2 cases, 1) Some people refuses to see the reality they prefer denying it. For example the colour is white, everyone sees white and they will swear it is black not white but from the buttom of their heart it is white but unfortunately they can’t allow themself to say it.
2) A lot of people are so naive, they never travel by themselves in another country, never put themselves in any situation that they are not use too, their mind are very limited, then as soon they hear something out of ordinary they hell SCANDAL, they think they possess the truth but usually those kind are working 9 to 5 never read, watching reality TV show or not working at all, sitting behind the screen to raise s… instead of reading and analysing the story that you wrote and try to see the truth out of it by listen to their friends and families problems, to their own lives and try to see if the article has something to do with them but unfortunately they are blocked like a block of ciment and another word they are constipated….it is too bad and too hard to make the mass understand certain things cause the level of their thinking is not evoluated enough to converse with them without hate and swear and scream out of rages…
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4:28 pm
Sage.
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4:36 pm
After reading this, I must be Gay. I had no idea. I guess i need to leave my wife and move out of the house. I guess I should stop going to church.
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5:19 pm
I am a deeply offended atheist who read this, spent five minutes in denial hoping this was all a joke, realized that even if it was, it was about as funny as babies getting AIDS, and began praying for your soul. Also, vomiting. After I’m finished doing that, I’m going to curl up into a little ball, sob, and listen to Radiohead.
If there are people capable of writing articles like this alive, life is not worth living.
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6:04 pm
It sounds like the person who wrote this article is struggling with his own sexuality. Especially evidenced by this quote – “Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels.” Insider information perhaps?
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6:08 pm
it seems to me that as of late, the two most common signs your husband might be gay are 1) evangelical preacher 2) republican senator.
and as for your list:
1) maybe he finally realized he married an insecure stalker.
2) do you get visibly upset when he makes a compliment about your public appearance because you are an insecure stalker? or perhaps you just can’t read male body language, especially the look he gives other men that says “please take up golf or fishing with me to get me away from this fat a$$ i married”.
3) perhaps if you stopped sucking his soul dry, there would be some left for god.
4) maybe you should get off your fat a$$ and do laundry instead of watching soap operas. oh, and have you heard of “bears”? they are gay men who are as fat and hairy as you are, except they are males.
5) maybe he wants to outlive your fat a$$.
6) maybe he needs to get his fat a$$ to 5)
7) maybe you should stop considering oral sex a strange demand for putting up with your fat a$$
9) unless he is a consultant for silver dollar city, WTF?
10) yes, that is why you should only let females lead young male youth groups… sissies them right up!
11) are you telling me that females should be sassy, sarcastic, and ironic and not expect to be slapped?
12) ok, i’ll give you “glee”, it’s totally fagged out. but is there a better model of masculinity than bea arthur?
13) jealous.
14) he just realized he is married to a sassy, sarcastic, ironic, fat a$$ — he is married to maggie gallagher
15) any man who would put up with this list of b.s. is a hen-pecked mamma’s boy regardless of his sexuality. you deserve a self-loathing closet case for a husband for thinking that men should like women built like “cathy” and not jenna jameson. also, learn to swallow.
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9:01 am
Is this article a joke? Wow, what a bunch of homophobia. Anyone THAT homophobic is probably repressing something! And please please please stop perverting Christianity into something full of hate and bias. That is not who Jesus Christ was!
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9:19 am
Just FYI: Plenty of heterosexual people enjoy kinky sex. And since when do lubricants fall into the kinky category anyway?
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9:24 am
Oh stop with the self-righteous crap. You’re the one damaging Christianity by making it into this hate-filled biased gay-bashing religion. I’ve read the Bible. Jesus Christ was not like that. He was full of love.
Your “signs” of gayness are pure paranoia.
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8:22 am
And they have nothing to do with the bible.
I’d love to see him produce these scriptures where it says that men are not allowed to be clean/have male friends/use cell phones after a certain hour/use computers after a certain hour/or go to gym without playing sport – less they be gay
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12:33 pm
“3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?”
Or maybe he’s just Catholic?
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4:26 pm
According to his own bio, Mr. Billings is a former High School football player, a motivational children’s party entertainer, and an antique soda bottle collector… I’m pretty sure he’s just accused himself of being gay.
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8:19 am
I was convinced that this entire blog was intentional satire until I started reading these comments… are you people for real? Are there really this many ignorant Christians out there??? If so, I’m converting.
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11:12 am
So according to this I am gay.
cleanliness of the home-CHECK
face moisturizers-CHECK
Gym membership but no interest in sports-Check
don’t like to smell like sweat- check.
late night use of cellphones and computers-Check
And a few others-Check Check Check
What amazes me is that the ladies love my soft hand,my grooming habits and my cleanliness…So the thing that woman love makes me gay Right?
I also go to the gym but don’t like sports yet I love doing anything that get my adrenalin going? However I never go into the bathrooms at gym,do I still qualify?
What amazes me about this pathetic and unprofessional article is that you Stephenson Billings think you are so right! This article is a joke and I feel sorry for your wife,if you even have one. The fact that you don’t look after yourself or have no sexual interests in different things is sad.
Times have changed,you now get what us young people call metrosexuals which are males that actually look after themselves.
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3:48 pm
This entire site HAS to be parody. It HAS to be. That’s the only way I can stomach it. It’s a joke about how insane right-wingers are. Blaming gays for hurricanes? It HAS to be satire, because the alternative terrifies me.
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4:22 pm
The more I read of this guy’s comments the harder it gets to tell if he’s satirical or not. I cal Poe’s Law on him. If he’s satire he needs to throw us some kind of a wink nudge. If not, then he’s just another whiny delusion fake Christian preaching values that don’t exist inANY Bible to justify bitter ignorance and rampant misinformed hatred, and, just like all of his ilk, a complete misunderstanding of exactly what “Freedom of Speech” actually entails.
You have the right to say ignorant, hurtful, hateful dishonest lies in the name of God. And everyone else has the right to tell you you’re a hateful douchebag in the name of SANITY.
If you’re for real, fuck you. If you ARE satire, google Poe’s Law and do your job better. If no one can tell the difference between legitimate right-wing insanity and clever mocking of said insanity, you’re doing it wrong.
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7:08 pm
Im a proud gay boy in Lima-Peru who just read this article in gay website and it’s been posted for many gay guys here in their profile and EVERYONE has made fun of this… cuz that’s what it is… A JOKE. You should be ashame for this.
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7:40 pm
Seriously, do these kind of fuckwits actually exist?
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8:09 am
You are not preaching what your so called god of acceptance and love wants you to preach!
I nominate you for assassination!
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1:51 pm
What an utterly stupid article. None of the above “Indications” connote gayness, their just a collection of antiquated stereotypes that are not based in reality. I should know, I’m gay and i don’t exhibit any of the mentioned behaviors. If you don’t know your husband is gay you’re in denial!
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2:30 pm
Uhm, I’m a straight guy and also a Presbyterian and I honestly think the writer is full of crap. So if I want to work out for myself instead of for sports, I’m gay? Are you kidding me? You make me embarrassed to be Christian.
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6:48 pm
“Your “homosexual” activists have done nothing but spread hate and fear and are encouraging nothing less than a genocide upon real marriage in this country.”
Are you KIDDING me? If this article wasn’t enough, that comment takes the cake, Billings. Heard of a little group called Westboro Baptist? “Christians” like you have done FAR MORE to spread hate and fear in this country than any other group. If marriage in a CHRISTIAN CHURCH is only between a man and a woman, fantastic, but you have NO RIGHT to deny the privilege of the state of marriage to people outside the church. How can you be so arrogant to think every married couple in the country right NOW was married in a church? You ARE aware atheists get married too, all without the help of a priest or pastor? Marriage IS NOT a solely Christian institution. Get it through your head. Also, your article is so poorly researched and generalized this website should be ashamed to host it. You know why people are tired when they get back from the gym? Because they just WORKED OUT, moron! Maybe if you ran a few laps now and then you’d know that. And just because your personal hygiene leaves you ‘sweaty and smelly’ and wearing old sweatshirts with pit stains doesn’t mean everyone who decides to take care of their appearance is gay. Stop using that as an excuse to dress like a slob.
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11:01 pm
Loved this article!!!! It has every gay stereotype rolled up in it!
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11:07 pm
Can’t we just all get along and masturbate together as one? Who’s with me?
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6:50 am
I wonder if the writer of this hilarious text has any kind of studies.
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8:17 am
This is a joke, right?
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9:17 am
I saw this as a link, and thought it was supposed to be a comedic article. Half of those things my husband could fall under. For example, Glee.. but we both love the show and watch it together. Some of the things mentioned are just ludicrous and could not be considered to be a serious reason. Does he cry often? Come ON. If there was any research done there should have been citations and references. Also, if someone has a GYM MEMBERSHIP, I would assume coming home tired. HELLO, you were EXERCISING. I’m not going to waste any more time on this article, because it’s just ridiculous. lol
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11:22 am
Thankyou for giving the world a laugh with this article. Pure comedy gold. I found it on a British website (where it’s currently being subjected to ungodly ridicule, praise be) and have sent it to openly gay male friends elsewhere, who’ll be astounded to learn that they’re not properly gay, not being one-dimensional stereotypes from a bad ’70s sitcom.
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1:58 pm
This is awful for SO MANY reasons.
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3:10 pm
I’m more and more horrified that this seems less and less like a satire.
Why did I laugh? I feel like someone had been raped right in front of me and I let it happen because I thought it was a play.
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4:50 pm
This is a joke, right? If it’s a joke, haha funny, but if it isn’t, haha, even funnier.
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6:29 pm
I rarely take life advice from creepy clowns.
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7:10 pm
wow. so males and females need to be 100% opposite in nature? doesn’t the bible read that natural man is an enemy of god?
anyway, this is a classic psychology case.
well, c’mon, guys, we gotta stop going to the gym, get fat, hide our chests, be stinky, like sci fi, get acne, stop bathing, stay in rural ares, avoid (god forbid) ASIA! and women really need to make sure to wear enough lipstick, develop a healthy obsession with pop culture and all things superficial, take an interest in sports early on in life, get married IMMEDIATELY, pop out some children, get a house, a 2-car garage, and PLEASE! shut up during business meetings and family dinners.
Mr. Billings, Do you go through this checklist every day?
ARE WE NORMAL YET? ARE WE NORMAL!?
GOTTA MAKE SURE I’M TOTALLY OPPOSITE FROM FEMALE OR GAY BECAUSE…IF THESE DEFINITIONS BECOME TOO SIMILAR…
Heaven forbid that Mr. Billing’s might be A SELF-LOATHING, CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL!!!
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7:20 pm
This check list is gay.
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7:23 pm
Does Mr. Billings attend Westboro Baptist Church?
He seems to fit in…
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11:06 pm
Good Sir,
You seem to pin all these activities as homosexual behaviors. What about just good old fashioned heterosexual relationships where the guy is cheating with a chick or the other way around. You speak of Free Speech, but not only are you pulling a double standard by wanting your opinion to be heard and respected but not respecting others you are seriously presenting behaviors as warning signs of homosexuality under the guise of heterosexuality using the warning signs of potential cheaters you would find in a gossip magazine. Seriously. I am a believer of Jesus Christ as the only son our Lord who was conceived by the Holy Ghost born of the Virgin Mary suffered under Pilot was crucified, dead, and buried, he descended into hell, the third day he rose from the dead he ascended into heaven and sits on the right hand of God the Father all mighty, However I don’t go around acting like everyone who doesn’t is a “Loon” or assume they are trying shout down my free speech. I figure they have circumstances in their life to believe the way they do. and that is fine. End of story. If God meant for us all to believe the same way, act the same way, think the same way, and live the same way, we would never have been given free will in the first place.
Oh and he could be gay if he visits Asia? What is wrong with Europe or South America?
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7:49 am
Wow, is this from a tiny minority or are many American’s really believing this crap? If it is, that it’s even more sad (and scary).
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10:20 am
Where, O where to begin….. everyone’s said their piece SO well here, but I just HAD to ring in on something so patently ridiculous (OMG, there’s a “dick” in that word!) -
1. Didn’t Jesus Christ say, “Love one another’” ?? Not, “Love everybody but those damn homos!”
2. I also think the Bible says something about “judge not, lest ye be judged,” n’est pas?
3. According to most accounts, Jesus loved and forgave eveybody – whores, lepers, thieves, the stupid, gentiles, Republicans, short-sighted bigoted assholes… logic dictates that he probably also ran across a few gay people in his 33 years on Earth and forgave them, too.
4. To paraphrase Shakespeare, “The man doth protest too much, methinks.” Mr. Stephenson is obsessed with homosexuality and sex in general. Which probably means he’s gay and not gettin’ any!
5. Organized religion – REGARDLESS OF SECT – is ALWAYS about man’s attempt to control other men (and women). I have been a Christian since I was 20 (I’m now 53), and I believe true spirituality comes only when you cure yourself of bigotry, forge ahead on your personal spiritual journey and NOT attempt to beat into submission those who don’t believe as you do.
TOLERANCE, PEOPLE!
OK, I’m done now. Go and be gay no more!
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11:22 am
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1:58 pm
I have heard of another commonly-accepted characteristic of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:
16. Blatantly accusing others of gayness (if ever there exists such a thing) in order to affirm your own persona and mask your own insecurities.
Well played, son
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2:01 pm
Hi Stephenson,
I have heard of another commonly-accepted characteristic of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:
16. Blatantly accusing others of gayness (if ever there exists such a thing) in order to affirm your own persona and mask one’s own insecurities.
Well played, son
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3:01 pm
Praise the Father, the Lord of All Creation Who guided my hand me to your site! Not only do Christian wives need the guidance to identify gay husbands, but the good husbands must also know the certain signs of gayness, lesbianeess in wives.
Obvious listnessless and lack of dutiful compliance to the husband’s needs in the master bedroom is often a certain indicator that already the gay cancer has advanced far. So earlier signs should be identified, taught and promulgated so that councelling and prayer can be administered before that already late stage!
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3:01 pm
Praise the Father, the Lord of All Creation Who guided my hand to your site! Not only do Christian wives need the guidance to identify gay husbands, but the good husbands must also know the certain signs of gayness, lesbianeess in wives.
Obvious listnessless and lack of dutiful compliance to the husband’s needs in the master bedroom is often a certain indicator that already the gay cancer has advanced far. So earlier signs should be identified, taught and promulgated so that councelling and prayer can be administered before that already late stage!
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3:10 pm
I found this article hilarious. Parents rushing a young man into marriage–as if women have no say in choosing a mate. Maybe in Victorian England?
As to the Schlesinger comments–come on, people, get real. This act gets tired after the third trial. Howard Stern gets fired, goes to Sirius satellite radio–making gobs of $$’s. Rosie O gets “fired” from View, goes to web/Sirius to make $$$’s. Oprah tires of network confines and goes to cable/satellite–making even more gobs of $$’s. Laura, Laura, Laura–how can I ditch this woefully underpaid contract and move to satellite radio/medium?
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3:57 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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4:06 pm
This article awakened my spirit in Christ reminding me how important it is to stop homosexuality everywhere. Homosexuals that dare to call themselves people are perverting God and should be dumped into the lowest level of hell as they scream for mercy they will not get!
I admire the Republican party putting the huge energy into this campaign to stop gays from teaching homosexuality in schools and in churches forcing our innocent children to learn perversion instead of learning Christ. Once, we as Christians stop homosexuality, we will then purge Darwin and science until we, not America, dictates policy. God help those who are not with us.
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5:03 pm
oh wait You ban science from USA ?? so No more technology No more medical ressource No new way to improve or produce new weapon ? it’s fine by me at least the world will be at Peace you don,t deserve to Have scioence
But I suggest you Ban the states from USA instead of the science so ONLy the NON SCIENCE states should be allowed in “USA” trust me you will be VERY much divided after that
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4:35 pm
I’d blow jesus.
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4:45 pm
Is this for real? I didn’t know that one had to have “skid marks” in one’s underwear to be a heterosexual male… but I am guessing that that is what the writer means when s/he says “a real man has some grit on him” or some such thing…
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6:09 pm
It sounds like it takes one to know one — you seem to know an awful lot about faggy men
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6:23 pm
I’m so glad I’m not burdened with the disease of believing in some big guy who people believe tell them all sortsa horrible things about how to treat others. Are Christians all just psychotic?
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10:20 pm
The four TRUE tests:
1. Republican
2. Fundamentalist
3. Homophobic
4. Wants a threesome, but the third should be male; dominates the scene.
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12:28 am
These same signs can be detected in couples who are not married so women should pay attention especially the sassy behavior he might display to other guys when he doesn’t think she’s paying attention…
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1:03 am
Um don’t people realize this is a popular satire site? There is even a recent article in the New York Times about this website. I mean, I know some people believe it isn’t, because it can be really convincing, but trust me… it is.
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11:36 am
I know a lot of men who like to watch other men hunch over and tackle each other, it’s called football. These men who watch football drink beer.
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2:09 pm
I liked this article, even though it is unintentionally hilarious.
It is an empirically based analysis pretending to be a theoretically formulated one.
It certainly assumes w/o saying that it only is supposed work in Western societies, as that is its implied context.
Really, although we aren’t supposed to pigeonhole behavior and make judgments about people by their cover, if a woman’s husband scored “yes” on all these queries, wouldn’t that be a REALLY good indication that he is gay, like 98% chance?
FYI, I myself scored a “no” on 4, 6, and 8 as the only ones that were not considered gay, out of 15.
And I am most definitely NOT gay.
So, I don’t know what the cutoff point is, but I don’t think it would work well to assess my sex’l orient’n
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2:32 pm
Wow, I can’t believe how many people actually take this article seriously. Lighten up, folks, and you’ll be able to see the tongue-in-cheek humor in it. It uses blatant stereotypes to humorously prey on ignorance. If you take it seriously, then you’ve make yourself the butt of the “Gotcha” factor. It’s aimed at getting you to question what you read and hear around you. A pretty simple enough request, if you ask me.
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8:27 pm
Let me say this…If my husband is gay just because he mows the lawn without a shirt when it’s 95 degrees outside or because he practices good hygiene and grooming…so be it. Who would have known that being hairy and smelly would be a prerequisite to heterosexuality.
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10:38 pm
Based on these criteria, my husband isn’t gay. Which is strange because he sure likes taking it up the jacksy.
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9:56 am
What a load of crap! Hope this is a joke.. if not.. who can blame disliking americans.. Writing things like “Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse.” is bullshit.. get real will ya?
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1:18 pm
I’m so confused…is this website supposed to be comedic or real? Your husband may be gay because he likes porn, beer, and going to the gym? Am I the only one who sees the idiocy in this?
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6:14 pm
if this was a comedic article it would be good.
but it doesnt seem to be and makes me just a little bit disgusted that there are people out there so fucking stupid.
i love swears at times like this.
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6:25 pm
i love how so many people hate you stephenson billings
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10:20 pm
Please post more! This bigoted fiction is exactly the kind of ignorance that encourages religion-infected folks to stop “believing” and start thinking for themselves.
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10:40 am
Oh god. I know Stephenson is trying to keep this up, but guys, this ENTIRE WEBSITE IS A PARODY. SATIRE. Like The Onion, only made specifically to poke fun at Evangelicals.
–Christwire owners Bryan Butvidas and Kirwin Watson, after fielding press queries and book offers for months, have finally decided to go public. In an interview with New York, Butvidas said the site’s basic concept is to “see what Glenn Beck is talking about and then make it ten times worse.”– -New York Magazine.
Okay?! It’s a JOKE! The Owners of the site ADMIT it’s a joke. It should have been obvious. What’s funny is the unbecoming lack of sense of humor many posters had.
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3:43 pm
Haaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa. Of course he’s Gay!! He’s too cute to be straight. Have a salad and get over it!! Hahhaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
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9:21 pm
They can shut down the internet now, this is the greatest page that will ever be on it.
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9:26 pm
here in the uber-gay city that is teh boston, we are over run by gays. considering this point, wouldnt it be expedient to do an article for bostonites – “is my husband straight”
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8:45 am
hilarious! I especially love “sudden interest in lubricants”. This writer is a scream!!!
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3:30 pm
So this guy is trolling or what?
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4:18 pm
Billings, you’re an idiot. I’m a gay man and 90% of your questions do not apply to me nor do they apply to my gay friends. If this is suppose to be funny, it isn’t. It does, however, feed into the simple minded followers that this website attracts. The only reason I gave it a second thought was that I read an article in the NY TImes this weekend about Christwire, so I was a bit curious.
It is really sad that there are so many people out there that are unable to think for themselves.
Okay…this site has wasted more than enough of my time.
John in sunny San Diego!
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10:47 am
Wait, this article is serious? I thought it was a joke.
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2:14 pm
Stephenson, as a Christian I certainly agree with you that homosexuality is a sin. But I must disagree with your assertion in your article “Is My Husband GAY?” that a married man who works out at a health club but has no interest in sports should be suspected of being gay. I’m a happily married man who happens to be working with a personal trainer at a local health club on a bodybuilding program; and, yes, I have no interest in sports. I’ve never had an interest in sports. When I come home from a workout, I’m utterly exhausted (as would be expected); so, I may not talk much to anyone. Sometimes I even lie down to rest. I don’t think you realize that you’re engaging in a rather negative stereotype of nonathletic boys, most of whom DO NOT have homosexual tendencies. Do you realize how difficult it is for nonathletic boys to grow up in this sports-saturated culture? Nonathletic boys are frequently bullied simply for not having an interest in sports. Their masculinity is questioned incessantly. The negative stigmatization often begins before these boys have even reached their teenage years. There have been many great men who never had an interest in sports or actively disliked them — such as the Swedish humanitarian Raoul Wallenberg, who saved the lives of thousands of Hungarian Jews from the German Nazis and their Hungarian fascist accomplices (the Arrow Cross movement). The truth is that homosexual men have always participated in sports. Two of the most recent examples are Brian Sims (who was an outstanding college football player) and the former NFL player Esera Tuaolo (who once played in the Super Bowl). There is no correlation between liking or not liking sports and sexual preference. Negatively stereotyping all nonathletic boys as being “sissies” or wimps or having homosexual tendencies is wrongheaded and vicious. Again, I’m NOT defending homosexuality.
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4:59 pm
What a fabulous read. Satire may as well be your genre of writing. I think it would be safe to say, we’ll see you in hell!
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1:01 pm
So we can basically resume all this crap by stating that the use of the magical and sometimes underestimated powers of… OBSERVATION! this is genius.
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7:45 pm
This is excellent stuff. Some of the best written criticism of Christianity I have yet seen. People taking the articles on this site seriously need to have their head examined. Have you looked at some of the other articles on this site?
The degree to which the author stays in character in the comments section is inspired.
*applause*
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11:28 pm
I doubt you husband is gay. He probably just fucking hates you because you a neo-nazi super christian fuck.
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9:46 am
Thanks for the article. It’s so funny. Please, don’t go to a doctor for treatment and write as much as possible.
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12:13 pm
Is the Author retarded? Is this really serious?
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3:19 pm
lol hahaha… I cannot stop laughting… “Powered by Values, Morality, Conservatism” hahaha This is the most hilarious site I’ve been in ages. Btw, you’re now famous in Spain!
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3:25 pm
16. Walks with a purple robe in public and has no known relationship with women.
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3:32 pm
This list was made up by gathering a bunch of easy stereotypes, old-fashioned ideas about sexuality and Christian-blinded way of thinking. You should open your mind and your eyes to the actual world and stop repeating this boring stuff. Why do you think you have any kind of authority by quoting the Bible? It’s fiction. Do you think it have any power to quote Harry Potter books in a conversation about sexuality? Then why do you quote a nearly 2000-year old book? It’s obsolete! Go get new researches on sexuality made by actual researchers: scientists, psychologists, philosophers and sociologists; not by priests who just want to stick to their status quo by repeating millenarian lies.
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4:41 pm
Hello people from earth.
I´ve just landed in a country of southern Europe named Spain, and happened to read your post. In this sunny country, same-sexed people were allowed to be legally married from the 3rd of July 2005. Still standing. And I´ve heard there are a few more, even in south America!
Thus, I would love to call on your wisdom to create another list to spot up a heterosexual behaviour within gay marriage. That would help those poor humans to get divorced, as this is not so common as between heterosexual partners.
On the planet I come from, we use something called “love”, and it can be shared to any being. Once we sent one of my relatives to spread it all over your earth, but I think you mislead the idea somehow. Should you be needing some of this thing so called love, do not hesitate contacting me on my earthly e-mail: brightonseafront@gmail.com or just visit Spain.
Looking forward to hear from you soon.
Post Data: Greetings to my siblings at Uranus ;P
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4:46 pm
this is so embarasing for mankind, religions, seriously, can you disappear?
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5:23 pm
Hello people from earth.
I´ve just landed in a country of southern Europe named Spain, and happened to read your post. In this sunny country, same-sexed people were allowed to be legally married from the 3rd of July 2005. Still standing. And I´ve heard there are a few more, even in south America!
Thus, I would love to call on your wisdom to create another list to spot up a heterosexual behaviour within gay marriage. That would help those poor humans to get divorced, as this is not so common as heterosexual marriage.
On the planet I come from, we use something called “love”, and it can be shared to any being. Once we sent one of my relatives to spread it all over your earth, but I think you mislead the idea somehow. Should you be needing some of this thing so called love, do not hesitate contacting me on my earthly e-mail: brightonseafront@gmail.com or visit Spain.
Looking forward to hear from you soon.
Post Data: Greetings to my siblings at Uranus ;P
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8:33 pm
“15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?”, XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Xd, I love your ironic articles, is really funny to read false texts without any logic, your a great comedian keep up the good work!
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9:13 pm
I can’t thank you enough for such a good laugh while reading this.
It’s so stereotypical it could easily work as a stand-up session.
I won’t criticize because I’m sure people have done it for sure on the comments above
nor I have anything to advice. I just wanted to thank you for give me a good laugh and have you bookmarked =)
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4:39 am
You are a sick person.
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6:42 am
I am very angry with you!
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7:52 am
This post is AWESOME!
Kindest regards from Spain.
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4:42 pm
Steve.
You’re a faggot.
Your last name is Billings. Only queers have last names like that. Probably so repressed that you remove the seat off a bicycle before riding it to your ladyboy meetings.
Fuck you.
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7:01 pm
Asshole
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9:39 am
Funny.
And idiot.
Are you crazy?.
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10:05 am
What I want to know is how to tell if my wife is a lesbian. And if she is, how do I get her to let me watch?
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11:59 am
Do you really think that any of your stupid comments are good to someone?
Honestly I think you should review what you’ve written, mainly because it goes against your own religion, all this nonsense you have written.
And if you really think some of that would happen to you, I think you have a problem, because your couple more than been a gay, he is about to leave you because you don´t know how to enjoy sex.
by the way, I am female, heterosexual and Christian
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1:38 pm
“There is so much love in Christianity”
Then why do you hate people who don’t feel the way you do?
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4:48 am
I’m gay, and according this test i’m straight.
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7:16 am
plz god kill all fagot in this world!
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I am the wife of a man who came out as gay after 31 years of marriage. Actually, I discovered it and confronted him. None the less, as one who knows, I gotta say the signs listed here are pretty spot on. I should have paid more attention throughout the years. There are couple more I might add.
1.) Dressing out of site. Meaning, not wanting to be seen naked by the spouse.
2.) Odd, disguised charges on on bills. Often the Gay webstites create ficticious names so the charge will not be obvious.
3.) Not trying to be funny on this one. Unusual desire to record and watch daytime talk shows hosted by an openly gay woman.
Think I’m alone? Guess again. There are thousands just like me. Probably someone you know. It is actually that widespread of an issue.
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6:24 pm
This is awful men that are gay usually go into marriages because people like yourself tell them that they are disgusting and perverted for being homosexual. Therefore they try to hide who they are so they can blend and be accepted more into society. Honestly can you blame them? How would you react if so much hatred being pushed against you that was criticizing a part of who you are? So as a result gays are forced going into a marriage to someone who they don’t really feel attracted to or love so they can please others while constantly decieving both their wives and thereselves. Now to me that does sound like a sin rather then being able to be homosexual which isn’t a sin.
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7:43 pm
Heathen to you my brethren:
And low and beeholds to you of lesser intelligence.
now I must tell you the previous poster here on this most sacred of all holy and righeous sites on this sore subject area preferring to post himself as Jesus is indeed an impostor!!!
I and only I am the One and The ONLY Truth of the Loin of God named Jesus and I am the One and the only named jesus completing his preparations for the imminent return of my most remendous being to the righteous and holy floors fo the NBA effective immediately in November at Detroit!!!
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7:43 pm
Heathen to you my brethren:
And low and beeholds to you of lesser intelligence.
now I must tell you the previous poster here on this most sacred of all holy and righeous sites on this sore subject area preferring to post himself as Jesus is indeed an impostor!!!
I and only I am the One and The ONLY Truth of the Loin of God named Jesus and I am the One and the only named jesus completing his preparations for the imminent return of my most remendous being to the righteous and holy floors of the NBA effective immediately in November at Detroit!!!
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11:42 pm
You’re level of ignorance that allows you to be so judgmental is terrifying. YOU, sir, are at the top of my prayer list.
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6:38 am
The ironic thing here is that you can apply those characteristics to Christ.
3) He tutored an all-male group of younger men.
4) He looks very clean in all those crucifixes, without that sweat and grit, so he was probably very careful of his physical appearance.
9) He travelled frenquently to big cities and spent all his life in Asia.
10) He had too many younger male friends.
12) That long hair can only mean he was a lover of the pop culture of the time.
So you see? You can apply those stupid “methods of detection” to anyone. What about the Pope, for example?
Even if being married to a gay man (or a gay woman, remember there are lesbians as well) is a problem to the unsuspected wife (or husband), I don’t think this article is anything good, or even worth reading except if you’re bored and want to have a laugh.
And being gay is not a crime, as you ask for freedom of speech and freedom of religion, be willing to give freedom of sexuality.
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8:48 am
“traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions” This comment is deplorable indeed, what’s deplorable about being gay? It’s deplorable to be unfaithful, that’s it. By the way, you are a Children “entertainer” and soda bottles collector? No comment
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11:25 pm
billings stop sniffing your bum buddys crack. “is my husband gay” says it all. You must be an expert on this topic (A married gay). So what position do you take?? Must be the bitch as you dont seem like someone that has any investigative journalist skills.
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2:21 pm
c evident un auteur si sarcastique connais son sujet, non je vous rassure il ne se rend pas compte mais il se livre dans tout ses cliché personelle!
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9:24 pm
Whether Christian or not, what bothers me about this article is that it’s presented as facts and advice. There are many components of this that are either opinion-based or assumption-based. i can tell you right now, a good number of gay men in heterosexual marriages or relationships aren’t necessarily using it as a cover. Not all people find what makes them happy until later in life, and such is true in this particular situation.
While a lot of what is written here may be indicators of infidelity, it does NOT necessarily mean the man is gay. The best “advice” for anyone who finds themselves in this situation is to stop reading articles such as this one and simply confront your spouse in a non-threatening manner, and be willing to support them.
& i also must add that your portrayal of gay men being “sick fetishists” or “attracted to young boys” is not only inaccurate, but offensive.
i have nothing against christians, it’s ignorance i can’t stand !!!
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2:20 am
Christians seeing homo everywhere.
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11:00 am
Stephenson Billings self perclaimed title: an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special,
What a moron
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8:57 pm
Hm, I had no clue that the Bible tells you to be a dick to everyone who is different. This is news to me. Assholes.
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1:07 pm
Point 1: “Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?”
BUSINESS TRIP. A lot of businesses do not fund business trips with the mindset of having other people along. Sometimes, there is not enough money for a man to pay for his wife to come along on a business trip out of his own pocket.
WORK. If you live near a large city, chances are your husband will WORK in said large city. As a general rule, husbands don’t bring their wives to work every single day, a good majority of women have jobs of their own, or must stay behind to look after their children.
GIFTS. Looking to buy your wife something nice? A lot of men go to the city. A lot of people go into the city to buy engagement rings, flowers, etc because there is a large abundance of many different types of stores there. Most of the time, if you’re planning to propose or buy a Christmas/Hannukah/Birthday gift for someone, you don’t bring them along.
It’s called a surprise, Stevie.
2: “If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.”
Okay. What about he just worked out really hard to look good for you?
Being tired doesn’t automatically mean that he’s having sex in a shower room with another man.
3: “Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? ”
what if they just don’t want to get heatstroke, idiot?
And if there are men at a beach, does wearing only swim trunks mean he’s gay too?
Just because someone goes around shirtless does not mean he’s gay.
It’s like saying a woman who wears a low-cut shirt at a party where there are both women and men is looking for people with lesbian tendencies to show her attention.
Seriously? Get medicated.
You need a doctor who can prescribe medication to you until the world is free of foolish, uneducated, moronic people like yourself.
Your insane ramblings constitute nothing of the Bible. They’re just your own, close-minded observations of the world. It’s like taking pictures with a fish-lens camera. You’re blocking out more than half of the story.
P.S.
If a fifteen year old girl has more knowledge than you, I’d suggest hitting the high school books again. Don’t just parrot off what your parents say, it ultimately makes you look like a complete fool and you don’t learn anything by it.
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9:16 am
I smell nice and go to the gym because my other half likes it. I f***ing hate smelling nice. and working out.
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1:14 am
People PLEASE go to the homepage and look at the other “stories” this SATIRICAL website is posting. This is not real, and neither are the comments posted by the “author”.
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3:46 pm
fuck you cunt
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9:46 pm
Well it’s official. Christianity is doomed and destined to age with no youth involvement.
According to your article, everything, and I mean everything you’ve written about describe popular youth culture today (texting, using the internet, working out, wearing nice clothes and caring about your appearance, being close with your friends, being emotionally expressive) automatically will put you on the list of (god forbid!) being gay!
Well, news flash: there is nothing wrong, or even remotely homosexual about the qualities you listed in your article. I don’t think you can apply any of them to a gender, let alone sexual orientation.
The topper for me though was the clean house bit!!! LOL!
PS — soda bottle collecting is so gay.
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11:48 am
Oh! Goodness. I followed this link believing this was humor. Now it appears that the person who wrote this article is being sincere! And the only comments I read included the author saying that leftists couldn’t be civil when discussing matters of morality!
As a Christian and a Leftist, I think I must tell you Mr. Billings that the only civil discussions of morality are those discussions in which we each discuss our own morality and how it plays out in our lives of helping others and serving Christ. Morality is not something one person puts on another. If you have morality, then you should live by those moral values, not use them like a stick to beat others.
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5:11 pm
The author is closeted.
Simple.
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3:00 am
I WISH my boyfriend would clean up after himself like gay men do. Unibrows are not attractive. As for being sarcastic and ironic around friends, well. I wouldn’t be able to be attracted to a man if he didn’t have a healthy appreciation for irony. As for going to the gym but not playing sports? My boyfriend and I swim at the gym. If he ever decided to start playing competitive sports, I’d break up him. Athletes tend to be too aggressive, and boring.
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9:07 pm
Yup, You got just about every stereotypy in there…. What a fool.
BIG THUMBS DOWN, BOOO
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8:39 am
“Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. ”
Apparently not that secret, you know about them after all. Maybe that speaks more about you an anything..
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6:16 am
You’re a bad person. You take your hate and ignorance out onto other people to reaffirm your personal beliefs that developed from no more than a severe blow the head. You continue to misconstrue the true nature of the bible, that is “God is Love” (which, in turn would mean, love is god) to prove yourself right and give personal for your unsupported and unreasonable assumptions. That and you most evidently haven’t got a clue what intellect or logic is. Do you seriously think the world will become a better place with these guidelines? Also, you clearly are the kind of man who surrounds himself solely in Christians, which is not very brotherly of you; and should reveal to you just how weak your arguments are.
When god is love, and you consider the level of hate you have spread, I feel quite content in calling you an anti-Christ. Take some prozac, drop an e, smoke a joint. Either that, or see a psychologist and get your shit sorted out.
P.S. You ARE obese white trash, it’s not a stereotype. It makes me incredibly depressed that people like you exist in the year 2010.
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12:52 am
wow! i’m a christian and this makes us look really stupid lol where did u come up with this crap?
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5:34 am
hahahaha What a completely ignorant article. The best part is that Stephenson is whining about FREEDOM OF SPEECH in an attempt to silence everyone else’s comments…what a dipshit.
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12:33 am
OMFG this is SOOOOO dumb that it is FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!! (from a 23 year old male who loves his wife yet easily fits into a few of your retarded categories)
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1:52 am
I dont care for homosexuals… for no reason other than the fact that i find homosexuality disgusting and abhorrent. I particularly find the demand made by many homosexual rights/advocate groups of unconditional acceptance.
That said… this article is the biggest bunch of tripe, such utter goddamn nonsense i cant believe anyone could write it and think it would be taken seriously… i actually had to check if it was satire or humor…
Just a bunch of idiotic assumptions so devoid of logic or insight that it was downright painful to read. Unbelievable!
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3:51 pm
stupidest text i ever read this week. man get a life.
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9:38 pm
This is an absolutely brilliant and hilarious piece of satire. Bravo!
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11:24 pm
That is one of the most stereotypical things I have every read. The fact that you started many sentences with “Gay men do this…blah blah”, what the heck? Like you know every gay man in the world, right? In order to know that? Straight males can have these characteristic, too. I couldn’t even read the entire thing, it was so offensive. I feel disgusted.
The problem is that people don’t accept gays and lesbians for who they are- so some are forced to hide the fact that they are gay out of fear.
If we let them be who they are and didn’t push them into being anything else, we might not have this big of an issue!
For goodness sake, ASK. Just flat out ask- and be supportive. Otherwise, they will be too fearful to tell you the truth and lie to you.
COME ON PEOPLE!
It’s the 21st century! Get over yourselves.
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3:46 am
Ok… serious discourse on the subject: First of all, I find it next to impossible to have a serious discussion with anyone Christian about this subject because most Christians absolutely refuse to believe that being gay is not a choice. For any gay person, they know without a shadow of a doubt that they did not, would not, and most certainly could not choose to be gay in a society that clearly is against them. For some, they themselves grew up very conservative, and fought it as hard as they possible could. But the the Straight Christian, this is seen as just being a sin. Imagine then if you could, waking up, and it being a sin for you just being who you are? You know that it is not a choice you being who you are, that you were born this way, but that to the rest of the world, you are seen as living in sin, and that there is something wrong with you. Most gay people, they just want to love, and be loved, and to share in the family values that most Christians profess to believe in. They want a family, and security, and most of all, not to be judged for just trying every day to be who God put them on this earth to be. So no, it is hard for me to stomach any Christian who says they want to have a discourse on the matter while writing about signs that make someone gay. Actually putting that if there is a fetish involved that it is a sign that they are gay. This is uneducated and plainly ignorant. For the record, most of the strange deviant behavior I have come across has been by heterosexual men and not gay men. Instead of judging, and thinking that you KNOW the answers, try putting yourself into someone elses shoes. Also, the reason so many women are waking up and realizing that their husband is gay, is because society forced these men to live a lie, and I understand this will be hard for some of you to hear, but society, a society that many conservatives are fighting to restore, has made it so that homosexuals are seen as deviant, criminal, and outcasts. IF this attitude changed, things like men hating themselves for being gay and trying to live straight would become a thing of the past. And trust me, no amount of praying, crying, yelling, therapy will make a gay man straight. We are who we are, and that is exactly how GOD wanted it. Religion, like science, should be flexible and willing to change its views. The world was not created in 7 days, the earth is a lot older than 6,000 years, and our place in the universe is far from the center. IF right winged christians had their way, we would all still be forced to believe this stuff.
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1:07 am
hard to believe a wife has to find out if he’s husband is gay??!!
i’m gay, u woman would not have such a chance to fand out! because, i’m not going to marry u!
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8:55 pm
Meh… Its just Stephenson Billings… Hes a loon… Assuming all of his articles related to sex(spacifically men) sexuality(the homos) and general creepiness(check out his other articles)… I dont think normal Christains(and normal people for that matter) have these kind of extensive thoughts about homos like Mr. Billing does… And I know for a fact that homos dont think about this subject seriously, because I am one… I have met his type in gay bars… I would assume hes a closet case form hell… But I rather him just say in the closet…
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9:02 pm
Dear Mr. Billings, one quick note:
Never in my life have I ever met a man so obsessed with sex and sexuality of other men… Makes me wonder if you a little Bi… Its ok, I wont judge…
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9:01 am
Bahahahah, you didn’t just describe a gay husband, you described a woman’s fantasy: attractive, cares about his looks, helps out around the hosue, works, hard, volunteers…… Good job guys.
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3:26 pm
My ex is a “bikie” with a beard and tattoos. He was the epitome of homophobia – JUST like the author of this science-fiction-fantasy-trash-article. He is the OPPOSITE of EVERYTHNG you have written in this article, except for the porn addiction, but porn addiction is NOT a homosexual problem.
For SIXTEEN YEARS I had to deal with his blatantly hypocritical, illogical and irrational homophobia. He used to tell me that if one of our children grew up to be gay he would disown them. I tried for years to get him to lighten up about gays, even telling him he was a hypocrite because he was obsessed with lesbian sex.
He continually accused me of being a lesbian. In between such accusations, he would ask, beg and attempt to emotionally blackmail me into having a threesome with another woman. When I got upset he would tell me I did not love him. While we were at a party once, he tried to get me to go to another party without him – a lesbian party that one of our friends was going to go to. I did not want to go, and he kept on harassing me and got really angry that I did not want to go. Eventually I was so upset I went to sit in the car because I did not want everybody to see me crying. On the way home he told me that I had done a good job of fooling him. I asked him what he meant and he said that he knew that I wanted to go, but that I didn’t want him to know that, which is why I had “pretended” to be upset?!?
Then, after 16 years of putting me through HELL, he finally blows me away by telling me that he is bisexual. I told him that I was surprised and obviously very hurt that he had lied to me for so long, but that I thought it probably explained a lot. I told him that I still loved him and that I wanted to support him, and that I would do my best to be supportive and try not to feel too insecure. He looked at me and raised his eyebrows, then said to me “Actually I’ve been bi since I was 6 years old, but YOU turned me gay”.
A few months later I found his profile on a gay dating site. His introduction said “48 year old seeks shaved sub 18 to 25″. This would have disturbed me enough just as it was, but what made things worse (in my mind) was that he has 4 adult sons from a previous marriage, the youngest being 19 and the oldest being 27.
My worst fears seemed to be turning into reality when he later mentioned to me that when his youngest was 15 and living with him, he found out the boy was bisexual. He said that after he found out, he started to fantasize about the boy and the boy’s mates whenever they had “sleepovers”. He also told me he feared that the relationship with his son would turn incestuous (though in stark contrast to his use of the word “fear”, he looked anything but fearful or anxious as he was telling me – I would describe the look on his face as that of a kid in a candy store)!
In the months after he “came out” about his sexuality, I asked him many times if he felt he needed to be able to “do his thing”. I said I would probably be able to deal with it if he was honest, and told him it was honesty that was important to me, because then I could make my own choices and if I could not handle it it would be my problem and not his. I even offered to consider doing it with him… one day. But he would not accept anything I said and would fly off the handle, saying I did not trust him.
It did not matter that I explained that insecurity and trust were two different things entirely, and that it was not that I didn’t trust him to be faithful but that I felt confused because his actions did not match his words. Why claim to love me and be attracted to me, but never express it with even the the smallest gesture of affection (IE: Not even the occasional little hug, or brief squeeze of my shoulder as he walked passed, or a peck on the cheek once in a blue moon), not to mention the fact that he showed NO sexual interest in me what so ever! It was all in my head he would say. “Stop harassing me and see what happens!” 3 months later and zip zero zilch…
In the end, AFTER we split up, I found out he was registered on 18 different dating sites, 11 of which he had joined since we had been back together. He was after anything and everything, and was even advertising for an Asian Bride, which made me wonder why he bothered spending $800 on an engagement ring for me.
Thing that I was most disgusted by though, was the fact he had said to me that if any of his kids ever told him they were gay, he would dis-own them. Another type of people I hate are hypocrites, and he was certainly the king of all hypocrites. In fact he was a walking contradiction. He is a homophobic, bisexual atheist with a God complex …
In my opinion, the more homophobic the man, the more he is wanting it! So I guess you can interpret what my opinion of the author is… It takes one to know one doesn’t it? You should keep CLOTHES in your closet Stephenson – Not your sexuality!!!
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4:10 pm
I’m a gay republican. I hate organized religion. Stop usurping the party’s actual stance to propagate your narrow minded, ignorant and hysterical point of view.
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5:07 pm
You’re a fucking idiot.
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7:42 pm
I don’t care if this is satire. Satire that pretends to be facts is funny until they try to address ideas that are actually hateful and dangerous. Some people are just too impressionable. They may actually believe this stuff, and become motivated to spread more hate. If this is a satire this man has a responsibility to state that somewhere.
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7:50 pm
WOW seriously, this makes me laugh. It also makes me very SAD that this article fuels the spread of hatred, which Christians SHOULDN’T DO! Would Jesus turn away a homosexual who wanted to love and worship him. I DON’T THINK SO. You shouldn’t either.
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12:07 am
Thank you for the comedic relief. This read just like an Onion article. Nice way to ease us all into Thursday, Christwire! Hey, look out, the gays are lurking!
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12:36 am
You are a jerkoff. This is innuendo, at best! Skinny Jeans means you are gay! Going to Asia means you are gay!? Keep up the good work.
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4:05 am
Please also note here that there are also many, many more “lesbians” who are married to men hiding their own sexuality from their partners.
As a Pastor I have actually counseled more “secret/closeted lesbians” then homosexual men going through this problem.
While I have counseled more women then men on this topic I feel that more men are simply too stigmatized to step forward and ask for help in the fear that they might be gay then the way women do.
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3:22 pm
This is ridiculous. I don’t know how you sleep at night being so ignorant.
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4:36 pm
This is why I will never set foot in a church again.
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11:31 am
That’s a bummer… there are plenty of great churches out there who don’t share in spreading such bigotry, and adhere to Jesus’ actual teachings… based on every documented word the man ever said, he’d never condemn a homosexual for being homosexual… Wall Street, on the other hand…
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5:18 pm
Is this the Onion’s new revamped website? Must be because This. Is. The. Funniest. Thing. Ever.
And in a different use of the word, also the gayest.
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7:52 pm
Oh… Oh my god. You are correct madam! I am 100% Gaaaaaaaaaaay! I love the Glee and Deplorable hours at the bar with my heavy drinking! I even like walking around shirtless in public and being trendy!!!! I must be clean at all times and have exclusively dated women whose former boyfriends have been gay men! How could I have lied to myself all this time! But… Now that I’m sure I’m gay… what should I do about my longing to raise children? And shouldn’t you be shunning the christians reading this who are having sex without trying to procreate? And Pornography?! Who are you people?!?!?!? Get your bible straight…. Then worry about the ‘being straight’ part. Thanks!
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11:03 am
I fixed the list.
Is My Husband GAY?
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers with other gay men
2) Does not look at other women in a flirtatious way
3) Increased attention in homophobic church and prayer groups
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home when gay friends are visiting
5) Gay Gym membership
6) Secret gay clothes that you never see him wear, but are always in the dirty laundry (like a g string, or fish net tank top)
7) Strange sexual demands, like MMF
9) Travels frequently to DC with Republicans
10) Too many friendly gay friends
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his gay friends
12) Love of gay sex
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in gay swimming pools/parties
14) Sudden heavy drinking before heterosexual sex
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be homophobic?
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12:20 pm
This site is a sad excuse for a bunch of ‘non- christians’ to exploit others, displaying large amounts of written discimination and exerciseing a profound array of tolerance for racism and public slander via the Internet.
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5:26 pm
I thought this sarcastic article about everything that’s wrong with Christan orginizations in America was hilarious. Incredibly well written. Five stars.
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8:21 pm
why are you not married at your age, mr. billings? are you gay?
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9:10 pm
Stephen:
Investigative journalist? That really means you’re a GOSSIP. Gossiping is a gay pastime.
Childrens entertainer? Gay people are pedophiles according to fundamentalist Christians. So, care to explain yourself?
Collects bottles? You like pretty ornamental pieces. So do queer folks.
“In one package”? don’t gay men use “package” to refer to their penis?
God loves you, Stephen. Even if you can’t be honest with yourself.
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5:12 pm
are you REALLY that ignorant in real life or does the internet make you more so? please get a grip on reality and god. he loves ALL his children, not just the psycho christian-tards. and if god doesn’t love me because i am gay, then i don’t want to be in a heaven full of bigots anyway — hell is going to be much more fun. hope you enjoy your life full of hate and bigotry. you’ll be judged on your deathbed anyway when st peter meets you at the pearly gates and tells you to get out because you disgraced god’s name and his teachings.
have a nice day, sir.
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12:29 pm
Hmmm…
1)Secretive late night use of cell phones and computers…check
2)Looks at other men in a flirtatious way…check
3)Feigning attention in church and prayer groups…check
4)Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home…check
5)Gym membership but no interest in sports…check
OH, NO!
6)Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”…check
7)Strange sexual demands…check
8)More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films…check (my porn doesn’t even have women in it…AGGHHH!)
9)Travels frequently to big cities or Asia…check
10)Too many friendly young male friends…check
SAY IT AIN’T SO!
11)Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends…CHECK! Btw, those bi**ches aren’t my friends.
12)Love of pop culture…Who can resist Lady Gaga and Cher? CHECK! Oh, and have you seen “Burlesque?” One word…FIERCE!
13)Extroverted about his bare chest in public…CHECK!
14)Sudden heavy drinking…Not until I read this article…CHECK!
15)Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay…CHECK!
I THINK I’M A HOMOSEXUAL!! Oh, God! Why me?! This is just too much! What’s going to happen, now?!
Nothing, that’s what. This article is ridiculous. Hate-mongers like the author and those who buy into his propaganda, are one of the reasons why our society perpetuates the open and outright discrimination of sexual minorities. Wake up, people. Kids are killing themselves because bullies feel justified in their relentless pursuit of the “faggot.” You have blood on your hands.
WWJD?
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1:59 pm
Wow, this is a superbly written piece of “journalism.”…uhhhhhh…I mean….dammit! I used sarcasm; now my wife is going to see right throught me!
This article made me dumber for having read it. The level of ignorance, leaps of logic and gross disregard for the consideration of applicable variables destroys any credibility of the author. Despite being absent from his in-depth analysis above, there is another way to tell whether or not a man is gay. Simply visit his Facebook page and look for these three tell-tale signs: 1. He lists Dolly Parton in his music section; 2. He lists Stephen Baldwin in his movies section; and 3. He posts on his wall that he’d like to get into Chuck Norris’s pants. (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001366922231#!/profile.php?id=100001366922231&sk=wall).
When science fially reveals that homosexuality is real and it is genetic, the people who spout this poison will look as foolish as those who thought the world to be flat. Jesus never spoke to homosexuality; why is it so important to “Christians?”
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2:13 pm
” must ask you people once again to please refrain from spamming and attacking this website to try to shut it down. By doing so, you are violating my right to FREE SPEECH as protected by the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. We also have something in this country called “FREEDOM OF RELIGION” which you people seem to forget.”
Hey Stevie, have you ever read the Constitution? The First Amendment only protects your freedoms from Government infringment, not fellow citizen. You are an idiot.
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3:33 pm
So, based on this article I’ve made a list of traits that ALL straight men have. And let me tell you, it adds up to one sexy beast of a man!
1) Only uses his cell phone and computer in broad daylight with his wife present and watching his activities.
2) He never acknowledges the presence of other men (and if he were REALLY straight, he wouldn’t even know what another man looks like).
3) Very involved in the church and prayer, but doesn’t volunteer (that’s gay right?).
4) He is sweaty, smelly, dirty and NEVER cleans his house.
5) Plays sports but doesn’t work out at a gym – he might see another man and become gay.
6) Wears baggy out-of-date clothes.
7) He’s a BORE in bed (missionary is the best you can hope for).
9) Has never been to, or had a need to travel to, a big city (or Asia?).
10) His only friends are older, bitter women – but can NOT watch the Golden Girls, apparently.
11) Low social skills.
12) Loves sci-fi (but no traveling out of town for conventions, again…he might catch the gay there).
13) Never takes his shirt off if another man might see him.
14) Doesn’t drink.
I don’t know about you…but I’m JEALOUS of all the straight women out there. Completely kidding. If there ever existed a man who had all of these traits I’m quite sure that he never got married and probably died as a virgin.
This article is without a doubt the most closed-minded stream of ignorance I have ever read. I completely understand having an issue with homosexuality, but there is a difference between acceptance and approval. You don’t have to approve of homosexuality to accept it. I don’t approve of bestiality (or soda bottle collecting for that matter) but I accept that there are people who enjoy those activities.
I think someone should give this guy a taste of his own medicine and write an article titled “Is my husband a SODA BOTTLE COLLECTOR?” and write down the most evil, stereotypical, hateful, bigoted things you can think of. Lie if you run out of things (we all know he did).
All of that aside I really have no issue with Christian people in general. I have a problem with the few idiots in a position to speak for the religion spout off things like this as if they came straight from the Bible. And to whomever it was earlier that compared Jesus to this list…THANK YOU! It proved how useless this drivel is.
Now, I have to finish tweezing my eyebrows, hit the gym and catch my plane to San Francisco (or was it Thailand?). BYE!
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3:42 pm
“The danger with homosexuality is that exposes the entire family to death-threatening disease and because of the shame of the gay intercourse, a man is twice as likely to hide it from those around him. Also, it puts male children at risk as well for obvious reasons.”
I’m pretty sure you just called homosexuals pedophiles…I did read that correctly right?
By the by, this “issue” YOU chose to start has nothing to do with “patriotism” or “protecting America”. Public opinions like this make Americans appear to be hateful and intolerant to any international people that may happen across this page. But you didn’t think about that did you? I guess its easier to just say what you want and the scurry back behind your Bible than to be a “natural man” and own up to it.
And the phrase “you people” makes you sound like you’re better than every single person who reads this site, or takes time from their day to comment on it (and in case you hadn’t noticed…nobody has been supporting you in this).
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10:23 am
I can’t tell if this is really a Christian website or if it is a mock website. Some of these articles, such as the above one, just seem like a joke. For example: watch out for trendy clothing. Haha. This has to be a joke. Also, the current banner ad above this article is for gay dating sites. If this is a mock website, the creators should be ashamed. If this is a real Christian website, you should seriously reconsider some of these articles. You are making Christians look very ignorant. Either way, this site is just f@#$@ed.
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4:08 am
“Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?”
Bahahahaha! So not true.
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1:08 pm
i like how all of the author’s comments have been hidden because of “low user rating”. another sign to know if your husband is gay – antique soda bottle collector.
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3:47 pm
Notice on this man’s facebook he is a fan of Dolly Parton and Jersey Shore.
Stereotypical woman whom gay men stereotypically love.
Pop culture.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001366922231
Homophobia is often a front to repress or hide feelings of same-sex attraction. I’m sorry Stephenson Billings, most people recognize that fact.
There’s nothing wrong with being gay. There is something wrong with large groups of people bashing and shaming these people until they feel like they need to act like someone they’re not.
Being straight is feeling, now acting. People do not choose to be gay, just like people can’t choose their hair color. You can always dye it, Mr. Billings, but it will always be there, under the dye, ready to grow back.
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11:35 am
This is an incredibly offensive and stupid article. These are reasons why people struggle with accepting Christianity. People like whoever wrote this article need to SERIOUSLY consider grace and the love of Christ… and REALLLY needs to consider the crap he puts out on the internet… i mean… Extroverted about his bare chest in public?? what the heck??? are you kidding me? travelling to asia? are you daft? I am not gay.. and I attend a Christian university who deals with this sort of issue very seriously. I think what this article represents is offensive and you need some serious prayer man…
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3:43 am
Damn christians are fucked in the head.
Religion is a disease that needs to be cured.
christians and muslims are about the damn same-always trying to push their crap on the rest of the world. Havent you both killed and hurt enough people over the years?
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8:02 pm
LET’S ALL THANK THIS STEVIE DUDE FOR SPREADING HATE AND FEAR! So what if someone is gay? Okay, they love someone that is their gender. What is the problem with that??! Ugh, and this article is frigging hilarious! I’m serious, I laughed the whole time I was reading.
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9:35 am
I can’t believe the women in the photography are being turned down. They are fantastic pussy.
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2:40 pm
“Absolutely Hilarious piece of satire”! *****
Otherwise, this article is so far removed from reality that it’s unbelievable.
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2:48 pm
Guys this is definitely a hoax…
Check his facebook friends… a large proportion of them are gay guys with topless pictures!!!
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3:41 pm
This is unintentionally funny and sad at the same time. These “gay clues” are ridiculous. Travel to big cities? Fastidious around the house? Let’s see…Jesus traveled to big cities and was so fastidious he folded his burial clothes when he resurrected…so…is He GAY? Oh, and he also had a whole devoted crew of YOUNG MALE “friends”. Sheesh…by your reasoning this Jesus guy is suspect!
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4:43 pm
This article is a joke, right?! I’m a straight Christian male who looks after his appearance, watches porn sometimes and has been known to watch shows like Glee. The man who wrote this is clearly an idiot who bases his comments on 50 year old stereotypes of homosexuality and what straight men should act like. FAIL!
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11:05 pm
As a man who has been closeted and married, I’d like to say the first issue is self-respect and self-love. A GLBTQ child grows up a stranger, facing prejudice that is difficult or impossible to discuss at home and in fact may OCCUR at home. The possible loss of one’s friends and family is a very high price to pay and many people cave to social conditioning. This ought to give you some insight into how courageous and exceptional out GLBTQ people are. When GLBTQ people are loved, accepted and respected as individuals, then there will be no closeting, no pretense, and far less panicked quicky illicit shenanigans fueled by shame, desperation and self-loathing. Condemnation, religious or otherwise, is what fuels dysfunctional behavior. Love is truly healing.
Secondly, your close observations of the stereotypical behavior exhibited by gay men, is in fact the straight jacket you wear, the image of masculinity you have been forced to carry like a gruesome halloween mask. Your rage at women who fall for men who fail to uphold your gender checklist is screaming, “YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED – REAL MEN FART AND CAN’T MATCH CLOTHES AND SHOULDN’T HAVE TO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE – SO PREFER MEN LIKE ME OR MARRY A GAY MAN!” You’re angry because of the price you pay upholding a two-dimensional stereotype and think it’s unfair that others make different choices.
Sexual preference and gender conformity are actually two separate spectrums. For example, there are gay men who can out butch you. There are men who dress up in women’s clothes BECAUSE they love all things female so much, ESPECIALLY straight sex. See beyond your box.
Finally, your post proves exactly why gay marriage is so important and necessary. Marriage is part of the American Dream. It’s what all good boys and girls grow up wanting, it’s a status symbol, an achievement, the end of a thousand fairy tales. Denied the fulfillment of the natural desire to couple and move on to a maturer sense of self, one celebrated by friends and family, part of the tribe, some GLBTQ make do with promiscuity, addiction or closeted marriages. Make do, the way fast food makes do when you need nutritious, wholesome food. Granting equal rights to GLBTQ brings both safety and healing for everyone.
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8:03 am
apparently, the majority of readers aren’t aware that this is a parody … hilarious results. culture happens everywhere.
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10:06 am
Wow, this is one of the funniest satirical articles I’ve read in a long time. Bravo to the author.
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10:57 am
Maybe your husband is just married to a bitchy constipated ugly hypocrit and needs to have some fun outside of your purgatory marriage. Get a life you f’in loser.
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12:52 pm
This is not a comprehensive list. I suggest we loyal Christ Lovers add to it to make sure we know a homo when we smell one. I’ll start:
Hummimg melodies to show tunes while loading the dishwasher.
Insists on wearing perfectly white tube socks to that Gym he goes to while not being interested in sports.
While channel surfing, always stops at shows depicting muscular semi-naked men engaged in strenuous embraces and close body contact, except if it’s Professional Wrestling, because that’s never Gay.
There are my clues, I’ll look forward to others.
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4:38 pm
Here’s a theory — maybe husbands are on their celphones late at night, “working late” a lot, and sneaking off to the gym to buff up…to look good for and/or meet up with their GIRLFRIENDS! Statistically speaking, based on what I’ve read, that would be true about 90% of the time.
Just think, if you turned your attention to helping women with good old-fashioned heterosexual ADULTERER husbands, how many more marriages could be saved.
One of the most hilarious-but-sad perpetuations of homophobic stereotypes I’ve ever seen.
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4:40 pm
Have to add — thanks for giving me another reason to be glad I’m a Jew!
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8:32 pm
Wow. Not only poorly written, not only completely unsourced, but utterly moronic on every level.
You, sir, need to find a new day job.
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11:08 pm
I’m Bi.
Get some.
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12:44 am
Mr. Billings,
I am very worried my husband might be gay. He stays up all night long looking at what I can only imagine to be HOMOSEXUAL porn. I mean, it can’t be heterosexual porn right? Also, one time he was singing along to Lady Gaga! AHHH! And he is sooo super tidy it’s ridiculous…I mean, maybe it’s because if he doesn’t clean up after himself, I will chop his balls off. But most likely it’s because he’s gay. ALSO, he drinks a lot. Like, whenever we go out to a party or to a club he gets wasted. This can NOT be normal. He must be gay. I just don’t know what to do Mr. Billings. I’ve prayed so hard that he will stop being gay but nothing is working. I was even talking with lesbian partner as she was eating me out the other day. We’re at a loss.. maybe if you pray for my husband, he will stop being so gay!
Love,
Virginia O’Hare (and her lesbian partner on the side, Misty)
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11:06 am
Stevie, I can’t thank you enough for this article.
You’ve brought it to my attention that many people are on to our tactics for hiding our homosexual romps from society and the ones we love. While I’m a little upset that you’ve exposed the very stereotypical fetishes and choice in television programing of the gay community, I now know to include in our next newsletter that we should probably go underground with those favorites for a while.
I was hoping that you might perhaps write an article on knowing if your wife is a lesbian, so that I might know what might tip off a man that I might decide to trick into marrying me. I’m sure he’d be devastated knowing he was sleeping with a lesbian, so I’d certainly want to hide it from him.
Thanks again, Stephenson!
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8:00 pm
This is WAY too funny! And the comments are even funnier than the article, including the author’s. It’s like listening to Phil Hendrie all over again.
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8:34 pm
If you are Christian you should be aware only God can judge. The Bible was written by man, therefore anyone who has written ‘A man cannot lay with another as he lies with woman’ was probably a homophobe. Until I hear God say himself, not through humans, that homosexuality is sin then I will believe that you can tell them it is a sin. I am agnostic, but raised in a Christian family. My cousin came out gay 2 years ago and my family, grandparents included, supported him and invited his boyfriend to Christmas dinner. That is what real Christians do. ‘Love thy neighbour’ and whatnot. Not spreading hate and condemning people for loving. And that is what it is. Love, not lust, and you should go see someone to help you if you think otherwise. You have a freedom of speech, I understand this, but I don’t agree with your point at all. I know plenty of homosexual men who are masculine and plenty of heterosexual men who are feminine. You’re one of the many also sexist people who think being woman belong in the kitchen and men belong in the working place, I suspect.
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7:34 pm
I want to thank you for writing this. Seriously, I haven’t laughed so hard in the past month! The fact that you were attempting to make this a serious post made it even better. At first I was pretty sure this was satirical. I can’t even get angry at this, because you are utterly ridiculous.
And please, for the love of gorgeous guys at gyms everywhere, stop calling yourself an “Investigative Journalist.”
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3:51 am
hahhahhaahahahahaa! You might be stupid if you publish ill written schlock like this shit! Seriously!? Eat a dick and get a brain loser!!! P.S. Like it matters, but straight chick talking.
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1:18 pm
I like my browser history and my call log to remain private, sometimes I enjoy pornography, I don’t really have an interest in Chuch, I like my home in order, I enjoy traveling and anal sex, also I have more male friends than female friends and I very much enjoy a drink of whisky late at night and I am still not gay.
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7:05 pm
This seems homophobic to me, like there’s something wrong in being gay, besides from extra marital relationships.
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4:06 pm
Some other useful signs that your husband might be gay.
Does he have an enormous moustache?
Does he often wear leather, denim shorts, lederhosen or a fruit hat?
Is he fond of fondues or soufflés?
Has he ever put on a finger buffet for his “friends”?
Does he have a Swiss luge instructor, Lars, who is always at your house?
Does he wear lycra and do lunges in the company of young Brazilian men?
Has he at any time said: “Woooo-Hoooo! I’ve just been to a Barbra Streisand concert!”
Has he bummed anyone?
If so, then a certain degree of gayness is strongly suspected.
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4:29 pm
I feel so sorry for your small minds… this website is middle aged, for sure. You should be ashamed of yourselves, it’s the 21st. century, people!
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5:07 am
THIS IS SOOO INFLAMED AND SO IGNORANT, SOUNDS LIKE THE REASONING FOR SEPERATING WHITES AND COLORED PPL! WHO IS STILL LIVING WITH THEIR MIND IN THE SAND LIKE THIS ANYMORE. BECOME MORE WORLDLY AND LESS SELF RIGHTEOUS.. GOD BLESS THAT MIND! PLZ
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9:59 pm
This article made me laugh so hard! It’s full of gay stereotypes! In fact, I even searched “gay stereotypes” (out of boredom) and this article came up! ROFL
P.S. Why can’t Christians accept gays for who they are (not saying that all Christians hate gays, just a lot of them do)? :/
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6:31 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Always get a good laugh out of extreme stupidity and ignorance. Glad to see there are still people like this in our gene pool. Quite unfortunate actually.
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10:39 pm
It IS the Onion, only more geniusey…Authors: Please protest!
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12:26 pm
Billings, I am honestly curious– are you psychotic, or just so depressed over your own boring, heteronormative lifestyle that you have to write these laughable posts?
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with heteronormativity and the hypersexualization of women. Your husband is probably only gay if he’s fucking another man and has porn on for background noise.
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
When you’re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? That would make sense, since we live in a patriarchy where men grow up in homosocial environments that foster and encourage male bonding.
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Maybe it’s because your husband thinks your religion is full of shit, and finds it hard to stay awake during services.
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
“Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them.” Billings, WHAT? What are “natural men?” If someone identifies as homosexual, that person is a man. Anyway… gender expression and sexuality are not directly linked. A man can enjoy baking and be straight, just as a man can be a football player and be gay. A woman can be a lawyer and be straight, just as a woman can be a ballerina and love sex with women. Get your shit straight, bud.
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports.
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
Do you want a husband to dress like a scumbag? I hope you’d expect your husband, no matter what his sexuality is, to have some respect enough for himself to not dress like Jesus the day he was crucified. (I’ll apologize for being offensive when you, Billings, apologize for denouncing homosexuality as a legitimate lifestyle.)
7) Strange sexual demands
Just because someone doesn’t want to have sex in the missionary position each time they fuck doesn’t make them gay.
Maybe he just wants to learn a few tips on how to make you feel good. Because women should enjoy sex too, you know.
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
If your husband is gay, why would he fly all the way to Asia to have sex with men when there’s a healthy abundance of gay Americans? That’s right, Billings. There are A LOT of us. You should probably go hide.
10) Too many friendly young male friends
Is he a priest?
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
Maybe you’re a person who actually married someone with a good personality! Stop worrying that your husband is gay, and congratulate yourself!
12) Love of pop culture
Who doesn’t love pop culture?
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
I say, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
14) Sudden heavy drinking
I wonder if Lady Bush accused W Bush of being a homosexual since he’s an alcoholic. Anyway, if your husband drinks a lot, he probably hates your or his job. It’s beyond ignorant to assume homosexuality would be the cause of inner torment unless he is surrounded by a bunch of people like you, Billings. Queer individuals live healthy, happy lives.
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?
Then THAT man you dated was gay!!! Good for him for being proud of who he is and coming out despite people like Billings who believe in antiquated ideas that render them legitimately insane.
Maybe we should add a 16th question for the “ladies” :
Does your husband spend an excessive amount of time about homosexual issues or pretend to know exactly how to tell if someone is gay? Maybe that’s because he is gay!
Billings, are you a homosexual??
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12:29 pm
Billings, I am honestly curious– are you psychotic, or just so depressed over your own boring, heteronormative lifestyle that you have to write these laughable posts?
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with heteronormativity and the hypersexualization of women. Your husband is probably only gay if he’s fucking another man and has porn on for background noise.
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
When you’re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? That would make sense, since we live in a patriarchy where men grow up in homosocial environments that foster and encourage male bonding.
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Maybe it’s because your husband thinks your religion is full of shit, and finds it hard to stay awake during services.
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
“Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them.” Billings, WHAT? What are “natural men?” If someone identifies as homosexual, that person is a man. Anyway… gender expression and sexuality are not directly linked. A man can enjoy baking and be straight, just as a man can be a football player and be gay. A woman can be a lawyer and be straight, just as a woman can be a ballerina and love sex with women. Get your shit straight, bud.
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports.
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
Do you want a husband to dress like a scumbag? I hope you’d expect your husband, no matter what his sexuality is, to have some respect enough for himself to not dress like Jesus the day he was crucified. (I’ll apologize for being offensive when you, Billings, apologize for denouncing homosexuality as a legitimate lifestyle.)
7) Strange sexual demands
Just because someone doesn’t want to have sex in the missionary position each time they fuck doesn’t make them gay.
Maybe he just wants to learn a few tips on how to make you feel good. Because women should enjoy sex too, you know.
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
If your husband is gay, why would he fly all the way to Asia to have sex with men when there’s a healthy abundance of gay Americans? That’s right, Billings. There are A LOT of us. You should probably go hide.
10) Too many friendly young male friends
Is he a priest?
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
Maybe you’re a person who actually married someone with a good personality! Stop worrying that your husband is gay, and congratulate yourself!
12) Love of pop culture
Who doesn’t love pop culture?
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
I say, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
14) Sudden heavy drinking
I wonder if Lady Bush accused W Bush of being a homosexual since he’s an alcoholic. Anyway, if your husband drinks a lot, he probably hates your or his job. It’s beyond ignorant to assume homosexuality would be the cause of inner torment unless he is surrounded by a bunch of people like you, Billings. Queer individuals live healthy, happy lives.
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?
Then THAT man you dated was gay!!! Good for him for being proud of who he is and coming out despite people like Billings who believe in antiquated ideas that render them legitimately insane.
Maybe we should add a 16th question for the “ladies” :
Does your husband spend an excessive amount of time about homosexual issues or pretend to know exactly how to tell if someone is gay? Maybe that’s because he is gay and knows from personal experience.
Wait. Billings, are you a homosexual??
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1:51 pm
By his own confession he’s a “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer”
“Come – and let Uncle Stephie show you how to bounce on his magic castle”>>>?
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12:22 am
I really thought that this article and the one about Glee were hilariously funny satire until I read the posts and replys from Mr. Stephenson. WOW! To paraphrase a line from Hamlet “Methinks he dost protest too much”. The obsession with homosexuality is telling on you Mr. S.
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7:32 am
Congratulations Christwire, on fooling Rachael Maddow…
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3:55 am
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
I don’t
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
I do
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
I don’t even go to church
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
I’m not
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
No gym membership but interest in sports
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
I don’t have any
7) Strange sexual demands
Not for me
Depend of the men and the women, I’m interested by both
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
I don’t
10) Too many friendly young male friends
No I have male and female friends, old or youngs, I don’t select my friends to fuck them
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
Yep maybe
12) Love of pop culture
I fucking hate pop culture !!
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
No
14) Sudden heavy drinking
Nop, I drink maybe 3 glasses of wine each years
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?
I’m not a lady, I’m a man but I scored 2.5/14 on your test and my boyfriend thinks you’re retarded.
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5:26 pm
My favorite part about this whole thing is that I glance down at the comments to find a good chunk of Stephenson Billings’ comments “hidden due to low comment rating” on his own article. XD
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10:48 am
This is ridiculous and completely crazy. I really hope you’re kidding…
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2:20 am
this article is so f*cking ridiculous. whoever wrote this is himself a closeted homofaggot.
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9:33 pm
THIS IS HATE-BASED! What CHRIST would be behind this! also…. with ALL that is going on in the world….THIS is what your Organization Thinks The UNSAVED world needs?
Conservative Values????
Well… as a homosexual MAN I do thank you for AT LEAST stating that MANY of your congregation is married to a GAY PERSON! Its all in your church! LOVE THEM? YOU BETTER!
The “christ’ YOU talk about is so SMALL! The CHRIST I KNOW IS HUGE, FULL OF LOVE!!!!
Please consider working for THE REAL CHRIST! The one who made you and I in his image! THE ONE!
If this is HOW you gather LOVE in your community… You may want to re-think this
Love,
barry Conner
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12:49 pm
Right on! my brother… I myself am not a ‘Christian’ because I wouldn’t want to be associated with most of the narrow minded biggots that call themselves ‘Christians’
Just as the God of My Understanding … is a loving and forgiving God … one that only wants the best for me.. BUT allows me to ‘discover’ my own path
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11:50 pm
You did NO research and don’t know ANYTHING about the gay community AT ALL. Going to Asia means your gay? WHAT?! Interest in POP-CULTURE?
Completely RIDICULOUS!!! Do your research. Maybe you’ll learn that just like if every other group/society you have different types of ppl. Not everything is abusing drugs, having anal sex, cheating on their spouse, etc.
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1:28 am
I love Christians, they’re so funny!!!
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8:27 am
All I had to do is read title to know what was going to happen in this article. Then upon reading further, when I came upon “lifestyle” it closed the deal. Just in case you are wondering, a life style is a choice. Attraction towards the same sex, just like attraction towards the opposite sex is not a choice, and is natural.
I am not here to bash you. I’m here to express gratitude and appreciation for people like you. Helps me stay positive, focused and confident that I am on the right path in my life to empower gay men in building confidence. Because it is people like you who add to the challenges men have expressing their feelings, and being intimate and vulnerable people.
Thank you
Greg
The Gay Guy’s Love Coach
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PS. If you are going to PUBLICLY post articles like this, you are going to have to understand that people responding is part of the territory. So, I wouldn’t complain.
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8:33 am
Why are you speaking of christian values when I I just read this ridiculous article you wrote about Chinese people. So much hate.
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10:56 am
People…People…People…
Please stop sharing and spreading this article all over the ‘net – I don’t want my wife to read it, for chrissakes.
I have been successfully hiding my gay proclivites from her for years but if she reads this article I will be well and truly f**ked.
Say what you want to about the guy but he nailed it.
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10:58 am
People…People…People…
Please stop sharing and spreading this article all over the ‘net – I don’t want my wife to read it, for chrissakes.
I have been successfully hiding my gay proclivities from her for years but if she reads this article I will be well and truly f**ked.
Say what you want to about the guy but he nailed it.
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1:44 pm
Re: Is your husband gay?
Bigoted Billings, a “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector” (really!): two signs that you TOO may be found foot-tapping in a men’s public restroom, cheating on your God but unable to ponder why He didn’t bless you with the insight to write intelligently, informatively and usefully.
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2:44 pm
I need to send Stephenson Billings one hell of a muffin basket, because this is the funniest thing that I have read in AGES!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
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3:38 pm
This is a hoot!! The funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. This belongs on Funny or Die.
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2:05 pm
This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read! I am a Christian who is married but gay. I have lived this life he talks about in this stupid article but none of which applies to me or any of the other men I know in the same situation. I do wish people who think they know everything and try to influence other people with their “so-called” knowledge would actually look past what they think is right and find out what is truly right.
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5:35 pm
You people are absolutely, unmitigatingly nuts. If you’d quit worrying so much about sex and worry about the things that Christ actually told you to worry about–the fate of the poor and the state of your own ethical behavior, rather than everyone else’s–you won’t have to worry on that last day about being one of those people who says calls him Lord but who never knew him.
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9:56 pm
The author of this article is a complete idiot and has serious mental issues. Obviously, he is either a secretly closeted homosexual himself or was abused by some pedophile as a child. The fact the someone speaks this ignorance and then it is published by a a website calling themselves “Christians” is the real joke here.
Wake up, people! If your husband is cheating on you whether if it is with a woman or a man speaks volumes about your relationship. And, the fact that you suspect something says it all.
Quit listening to jackasses like this author and try working on your relationship.
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6:16 am
There are undoubtedly countless gay men hiding their homosexuality by dating and indeed marrying women. But is it any wonder when there are so many bigots around publishing articles full of such crude and negative stereotypes as found in this article?
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9:44 pm
Hey, you forgot #16: “16: If you spot your husband with another man’s genitals in any of your husband’s orifices, he is most likely gay. Straight men typically do not touch another man’s genitals, unless it occurs as accidental contact on the basketball court or unless one man angrily kicks another man in the groin out of anger. If you find your husband passionately tending to another man’s genitals, then this is a relatively strong indication that he may be gay. However, it is always a good idea to confirm such things, so it is advisable that you at least observe such activity at least 10 times before drawing a firm conclusion and calling your hubby out on it.”
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12:21 am
Pretty funny stuff… Congrats Stephenson, on getting so many people wound up in this. Andy Kaufman comes to mind
I only worry that some people think this article is for real, and it will reinforce their twisted beliefs…
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2:10 am
LOL!!!! This article is hysterical. “exchanging expensive gifts of scarves or cologne”… HAHAAHAHA!!! This is a SNL sketch.
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3:13 pm
so according to your logic just about every man in the world is gay. so therefor you also must be gay. wow.
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7:01 pm
Did you know that vegetable eating has been closely related to homosexuality. That sentence has about as much validity as this article. Not going to church and praying isn’t a sign of homosexuality, it’s a sign of mind-numbing boredom.
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9:17 pm
I don’t know if this site is for real or if its a joke, but I have to say some of these articles are freaking hilarious!
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10:49 pm
I am a Christian and I found this website expecting a legit news site for Christians. It is terrible that this organization allows such deplorable things to be published on it’s site. There is no Bible-based fact in this article, or pretty much anywhere else on this site. What Christians need to be doing is helping bring others to Jesus by speaking truth and displaying the love of God to all–regardless of any sin in their life. Btw, ALL sin is equally bad and stop parading homosexuality out in the forefront like it is worse than any other sin. And really, suddenly liking lubricant and watching Glee are warning signs of homosexuality? SERIOUSLY!!! Maybe the happily married couple just has dryness issues down there and the dude finds Glee to be humorous. I can’t believe this website is for real. If you guys really do love Jesus as you claim, how can you be okay with spouting these lies? I pray that non-believers who read this are able to see past you idiots and don’t tune out the real Jesus lovers because of your ignorance.
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12:25 am
steve, its obvious we all hate you, but don’t take it too personally. we treat all bigoted pricks this way. Adam Nelson pwns your ass
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7:35 pm
Wow I LOVE PENIS! YES YES THATS RIGHT. ALL IN MY MOUTH!
I GOT AN ERECTION READING THIS. TIME TO GO TO THE GYM AND WORK OUT AND HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE SHOWER AT THE GYM, COME HOME AND BANG MY WIFE TOO SO SHE DOESNT THINK THAT ME GOING TO THE GYM MEANS I AM GAY. NEXT I’LL TELL HER THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG AND SPEND TWO HOURS GETTING READY FOR US TO GO OUT AND GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE WHERE I WILL FLIRT WITH THE BARISTA AND GET ANGRY WHEN HE DOESN’T COMPLIMENT HOW TRENDY I LOOK. I’LL GO HOME WITH THE WIFEY, THROW ON A PORNO FOR US TO GET IN THE MOOD- COMPLIMENTING THE SIZE OF THE MAN’S PENIS AND HOW TONED HIS BODY IS, I’LL START FANISIZING ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM WITH THIS PORNO ACTOR AND GETTING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH HIM AFTER OUR WORKOUT. FINALLY I’LL TURN MY WIFE OVER AND MAKE SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER TIGHT, WET, VAGINA, EJACULATING DEEP INSIDE OF HER AND CREATING LIFE.
THREE MONTHS LATER, I’LL TELL MY WIFE I CANT DO IT ANY MORE; SEX IS EASY, BUT LOVE IS HARD, I’M SURE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL, BUT BABE PLEASE DONT FALL, THE TRUTH IS- I’M GAY WITH YOUR BROTHER PAUL.
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7:08 pm
I’ve figured it all out. This is a troll site.
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1:14 am
OK, either I am missing something or everybody else here is missing something.
This article is oozing satire, yet people seem genuinely offended by it. Is there some part of the joke I’m missing were people replying pretend to by offended, when this whole site is obviously satirical?
I mean seriously, have any of you read the article on this site about power bottoming? What kind of Christian fundamentalist would write an article which is both so anti-gay, but at the same time includes still images from gay porn movies, and describes in vivid detail how anal sex takes place between gay men, under the guise of educating ourselves? OK perhaps there are a lot of Christian fundamentalists that would do that. But that is kind of the point, his over eagerness makes the reader wonder if the writer might be gay himself.
This is all very clever satire, and I think the last thing people writing the articles on this site need is a lesson in tolerance from readers who don’t get it. I’m certain this site is written by social liberals, making fun of social conservatives.
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10:20 pm
so if a guy uses hair gel hes gay.. what retard wrote this..LOL
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9:54 am
Oh shit! My fiance sometimes wears somewhat trendy clothes and travels to big cities for his work with a financial firm. He MUST be gay. Thank you SO much for allowing me to see the light.
The world would be a better place with less ignorance…and it is certainly what Jesus wants.
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9:54 am
Oh shit! My fiance sometimes wears somewhat trendy clothes and travels to big cities for his work with a financial firm. He MUST be gay. Thank you SO much for allowing me to see the light.
But seriously, thanks for the laugh. By the way, the world would be a better place with less ignorance…and it is certainly what Jesus wants.
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3:52 pm
I can’t stop laughing. For one thing, the sterotypical gay man traits must have taken quite a bit of research! But mostly, because this reads like a National Enquirer article. Thanks for the laughs!!
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4:08 pm
Oh, please stop! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mr. Billings/Pot/Kettle/Whatever – I in NO WAY want to take away your freedom of speech! Please, I BEG of you, keep going! I can’t imagine how much one would have to pay for this kind of PR!!
Perhaps this serious issue to those poor women who are married to gay men would not even exist if our culture as a whole recognized that SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. It is what it is. No one should have to be ashamed of being who they are – even if they’re straight! Then no one would have to pretend to be straight to the point that they feel they have to marry a woman to prove to society that they don’t deserve your condescending sneer. And those poor, poor women who marry those gay men … well, they might have a better idea of what’s what if gay men weren’t required by some of You to be ashamed of themselves and pretend to be straight.
Shame on you for creating and perpetuating this self-destructiveness. Cluck all you want, but you are not the solution.
Oh, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep writing this kind of drivel! I’m peeing from laughing so hard!!!!! (Oh wait – that’s a fetish, right???)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (wiping tears from eyes)
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5:32 am
I like this concept.
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3:40 pm
Steve… Didn’t we have sex last night?
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10:26 am
This whole website is hilarious! It’s a Poe, right? Please say it’s satire because people aren’t really gullible enough to believe anything on this site.
LOL!
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2:44 pm
I love this guy. Seriously, I could read these articles for hours.
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10:34 pm
Hello there! I was curious as to whether or not this was a joke, like the articles published in the Onion, or serious. I can’t seem to tell because of the connotations of the website – if this is a joke article, it’s really good!
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10:49 pm
Hi there. I was wondering, is this article a joke (in the spirit of the Onion)? If so, it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve read all year. Thanks!
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9:17 am
Another fantastic expose. Dearest brother Stephenson, don’t let these homogay fanatics discourage you from shining the bright light of God’s truth on these heretics! Thank God for your convictions!
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8:28 pm
Hi Stephenson,
I thought your article was really great, it really struck a chord with me since my husband of 11 years turned out to be gay in January. I’ve made a website about my experiences.
I would be honored if you could check it out and let me know what you think?
Here is the link:
http://www.goatse.bz/
Thank you.
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11:08 pm
Yes, your husband is gay. Tell him to stop calling me begging for it.
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1:54 am
I’ve been jerking off to myself in the mirror, should I tell my wife I’m gay?
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3:10 am
No, but his boyfriend is.
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2:41 pm
First of all let me make this entirely clear: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE MEANT FOR FAMILIES ADDRESSING SPIRITUAL ISSUES!
Secondly, THIS ARTICLE IS FOR WIVES FACING A SERIOUS AND HARMFUL SITUATION IN THEIR MARRIAGES!
You people think it’s awfully funny to come here and mock me, well this is getting OUR OF CONTROL! I have a right to free speech and the right to practive my religion THAT IS IN THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH. I find that abhorrent. You people are so quick to embrace all the loud and offensive items on the liberal playbook, but Heaven’s to Betsy someone express a Christian and Patriotic viewpoint and you all gather with your pitchforks and demand he be burned at the stake. HYPORCRITES ONE AND ALL! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You really take the cake, liars and immoral fools one and all.
Also, stop talking to me about your science projects it has no relevance to the issues at hand! This is an article to help women and you are absolutely missing the point. This is not some left wing science blog. Homosexuality is an incredibly serious issue today and you people are just the sorts of lazy relativists who would welcome into the stormtroopers of fascism because you’re afraid that it will impede of some vague notion of liberalism you all inhabit. Oh get the ACLU on the line and your little freak bloggers and see what defense they will have WHEN THEY MARCH IN AND STEAL OUR RIGHTS. America is great for a reason– because we have FOUGHT HARD TO MAKE IT THAT WAY! With freedom comes responsibilites but you bums are too idiotic to comprehend that.
SO STOP SPAMMING THIS MESSAGE BOARD WITH YOUR THREATS AND HOSTILITY. I am here to share my love of the ONE GOD who sacrificed His only Son for YOUR SINS!
I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BITTER LITTLE MINDS.
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//First of all let me make this entirely clear: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE MEANT FOR FAMILIES ADDRESSING SPIRITUAL ISSUES!//
You don’t have a family, nor do you know what it’s like to HAVE a family.
//Secondly, THIS ARTICLE IS FOR WIVES FACING A SERIOUS AND HARMFUL SITUATION IN THEIR MARRIAGES!//
You’re not a women, you don’t know how to help them outside of general advice. You’re being too specific with your lunatic views.
//You people think it’s awfully funny to come here and mock me, well this is getting OUR OF CONTROL!//
More like tell you that you’re wrong and that the way you do things is completely against the teachings of Jesus. He told everyone to love thy neighbor as thy self, and to love all of God’s children, your brothers and sisters. Instead, you seem fit to damn your fellow man and think they’re an offense to God, even though He made them.
//I have a right to free speech and the right to practive my religion THAT IS IN THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH.//
We have the right of Free Speech as well to tell you that you’re a fucking terrorist, and you DON’T have the right to suppress the rights of people you don’t like.
//I find that abhorrent. You people are so quick to embrace all the loud and offensive items on the liberal playbook, but Heaven’s to Betsy someone express a Christian and Patriotic viewpoint and you all gather with your pitchforks and demand he be burned at the stake.//
I’d just as quickly fry anyone on the same side as I would the opposite side, and you and I are on the same side buddy. YOU seem fit to copy paste various bullshit without looking into it, and claim so much of yourself that you’re an offense to human beings everywhere.
//HYPORCRITES ONE AND ALL! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You really take the cake, liars and immoral fools one and all.//
How are we the hypocrites? We’re not the ones who follow a banner of Love and Peace and yet declare war on everything.
//Also, stop talking to me about your science projects it has no relevance to the issues at hand!//
What science projects?
//This is an article to help women and you are absolutely missing the point. This is not some left wing science blog.//
This isn’t an article to help out women, this is a blog about a 60 year old terrorist who never got a woman bitching about everything he deems unfit for this world like he’s God himself.
//Homosexuality is an incredibly serious issue today and you people are just the sorts of lazy relativists who would welcome into the stormtroopers of fascism because you’re afraid that it will impede of some vague notion of liberalism you all inhabit.//
Aren’t you in favor of suppressing the rights of individuals as you see fit? You wouldn’t hesitate in taking away women’s rights or black people’s rights or any other group’s rights if you had the choice. You believe that women are weak, fragile things, and all non-American and Christian people can go die in a fire. You want to run a tyranny, not the other side.
//Oh get the ACLU on the line and your little freak bloggers and see what defense they will have WHEN THEY MARCH IN AND STEAL OUR RIGHTS.//
And Christians can do no wrong, right? Shut the FUCK up you little terrorist, Christians are capable of doing some of the worst things in this world just like anyone else, yet you fail to realize this. You think ALL NON-CHRISTIAN ACTIVITIES are damnable and deplorable.
//America is great for a reason– because we have FOUGHT HARD TO MAKE IT THAT WAY! With freedom comes responsibilites but you bums are too idiotic to comprehend that.//
YOU didn’t fight for this country, YOU sat on your ass and complained about what’s going on in this country, YOU want to undo the changes made in this country, and YOU want to spread fear and paranoia, like the TERRORIST THAT YOU ARE.
//SO STOP SPAMMING THIS MESSAGE BOARD WITH YOUR THREATS AND HOSTILITY. I am here to share my love of the ONE GOD who sacrificed His only Son for YOUR SINS!//
You share your love? YOU HATE EVERYTHING. You couldn’t comprehend love if it was slapped into your face. You want to drag Jesus’ name and God’s name through the mud to get what you want because you’re nothing more than a whiny little FUCKING BITCH.
//I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BITTER LITTLE MINDS.//
You’re constantly bitter at everything. You don’t want to be treated with hostility? THEN FUCKING MAN UP and admit you’re wrong, that you’re just causing terror, and that you aren’t an actual Christian.
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5:48 pm
Dear Mr. Billings,
I understand this is a Christian website and I understand that many of your women readers have closeted gay husbands who might be having extra curricular of the sexual nature outside of marriage.
In my case, the solution is … I let my husband be what he wants to be. As long as I am well-provided for, especially economically and preserve the social status that I have, my Christian and non-Christian charities, my faith in the Lord, and as long as he is discreet – fine by me. I have known about his gay indiscretions for a long time, but … what I can I do? He is a very good provider for me and a loving father to our children. The only kink in our marriage is, well, he sometimes strays but is very careful about it.
In fact, he only patronizes boys for rent in Thailand (it’s funny that you said that) and I’m sure in other countries too when he is on business. But he likes Asians (and as you can see from my name, I am Asian too) so it’s rice for him, not potatoes or hot dogs. In our small town USA, there no many Asians he could hook up with, so he doesn’t stray that much except during his travels.
Look, he has helped me and my family a lot, a very good Christian soul, he met me through a Christian dating site on the Internet, we hooked up in the chat room and felt that we knew each other for a long time. I’ve got my fiancee visa first (that was a nightmare), and eventually got married to him here in the US, got my green card and my citizenship. Now, I have my whole family with me from Asia because of first preference, first I petitioned my parents, then when they were here, they then petitioned my younger siblings below 21 years old. I feel sorry for my older sister because her petition will take a long time and my parents would like to come back to our homeland before they die. You know, these talks about ‘anchor babies’ are wrong. It’s more of … “anchor parents” .. you guys should investigate that!
So, what if he has some gay tendencies and indiscretions? He is a good man and sacrificed for my family. We are the only family he has because I don’t know what happened in his past, he would not tell me about his family at all. He said, they’re in Florida somewhere, but they have not talked to him since he left for college. It’s like they have thrown him out of their lives.
It’s my ultimate sacrifice, I went into this marriage … till death do us part and all that stuff. And also because of the economic benefits and the fulfillment of the dream to stay and live here in the USA.
If the woman who has the problem with her husband and can’t take it, so why go into marriage in the first place? As a Christian, you want to preserve the sanctity of your marriage, I hear this all the time from people like you. And now, you have this little problem of the husband being gay … or being in the closet, well, she has to sacrifice, grin and bear it. She’s a fine Christian woman, if Jesus sacrificed his life for us, then, it is a very small sacrifice for her to endure the marriage for marriage’s sake. Why fight all these gays wanting to get married, when suddenly, when a gay person got married to you, you have a problem? I don’t with my husband. He is a good provider, and he is a good person.
I love my husband, he is my best friend and … according to my Christian values, I, as a woman and an Asian, should be submissive and serve my husband. That’s why a lot of Western men would like to marry Asian women, because we don’t complain. Our love is absolute. The Christian woman that you say in your article is weak. She is just full of herself. She should sacrifice herself to the betterment of her marriage. If she doesn’t why call herself Christian by violating the sanctity of marriage that she entered before God? Is her faith strong? Probably not.
She should woman up and accept her lot, otherwise she will turn into salt.
Or be bitter all her life. Just like her husband.
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5:49 pm
Dear Mr. Billings,
I understand this is a Christian website and I understand that many of your women readers have closeted gay husbands who might be having extra curricular activities of the sexual nature outside of marriage.
In my case, the solution is … I let my husband be what he wants to be. As long as I am well-provided for, especially economically and preserve the social status that I have, my Christian and non-Christian charities, my faith in the Lord, and as long as he is discreet – fine by me. I have known about his gay indiscretions for a long time, but … what I can I do? He is a very good provider for me and a loving father to our children. The only kink in our marriage is, well, he sometimes strays but is very careful about it.
In fact, he only patronizes boys for rent in Thailand (it’s funny that you said that) and I’m sure in other countries too when he is on business. But he likes Asians (and as you can see from my name, I am Asian too) so it’s rice for him, not potatoes or hot dogs. In our small town USA, there no many Asians he could hook up with, so he doesn’t stray that much except during his travels.
Look, he has helped me and my family a lot, a very good Christian soul, he met me through a Christian dating site on the Internet, we hooked up in the chat room and felt that we knew each other for a long time. I’ve got my fiancee visa first (that was a nightmare), and eventually got married to him here in the US, got my green card and my citizenship. Now, I have my whole family with me from Asia because of first preference, first I petitioned my parents, then when they were here, they then petitioned my younger siblings below 21 years old. I feel sorry for my older sister because her petition will take a long time and my parents would like to come back to our homeland before they die. You know, these talks about ‘anchor babies’ are wrong. It’s more of … “anchor parents” .. you guys should investigate that!
So, what if he has some gay tendencies and indiscretions? He is a good man and sacrificed for my family. We are the only family he has because I don’t know what happened in his past, he would not tell me about his family at all. He said, they’re in Florida somewhere, but they have not talked to him since he left for college. It’s like they have thrown him out of their lives.
It’s my ultimate sacrifice, I went into this marriage … till death do us part and all that stuff. And also because of the economic benefits and the fulfillment of the dream to stay and live here in the USA.
If the woman who has the problem with her husband and can’t take it, so why go into marriage in the first place? As a Christian, you want to preserve the sanctity of your marriage, I hear this all the time from people like you. And now, you have this little problem of the husband being gay … or being in the closet, well, she has to sacrifice, grin and bear it. She’s a fine Christian woman, if Jesus sacrificed his life for us, then, it is a very small sacrifice for her to endure the marriage for marriage’s sake. Why fight all these gays wanting to get married, when suddenly, when a gay person got married to you, you have a problem? I don’t with my husband. He is a good provider, and he is a good person.
I love my husband, he is my best friend and … according to my Christian values, I, as a woman and an Asian, should be submissive and serve my husband. That’s why a lot of Western men would like to marry Asian women, because we don’t complain. Our love is absolute. The Christian woman that you say in your article is weak. She is just full of herself. She should sacrifice herself to the betterment of her marriage. If she doesn’t why call herself Christian by violating the sanctity of marriage that she entered before God? Is her faith strong? Probably not.
She should woman up and accept her lot, otherwise she will turn into salt.
Or be bitter all her life. Just like her husband.
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Mr Billings,
Thank you, my lecturer just showed this page to myself and the other 1500 people in the class. Your stupidity has provided us with entertainment all morning.
In all seriousness you’re a fucking moron. People like you shouldn’t be allowed freedom of speech.
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11:12 pm
HAAAAA HA HA HA HA ! Now you’re invoking the CONSTITUTION?!? AHA HA HA HA HA!
Stop! You’re killing me!!
Suppressing your free speech? Are you kidding me? Do you even know what that means??
Your comments appear here more than anybody else’s. You wrote the article! If the government forced christwire.org to take down your article THEN you could claim your right to free speech was impinged.
You don’t have a right to prevent people from laughing at you when you are so plainly ridiculous. In fact, you don’t have the right to prevent people from laughing at you at all. Surely that would be *their* freedom of speech.
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12:26 am
What right was stolen from you? What *actual* right — not one you made up.
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10:35 am
Just a note, free speech means you can say whatever you like. It does not mean you have the right to avoid taking responsibility for your poor judgment, bad information and cruel stereotyping. You have the right to say it, we have the right to call you out on it. And yeah, you have the right to complain about us doing that. But if we all complain that other people are complaining, more complaining will ensue ad infinitum.
Rational opposition works so much better. Either it infuriates and allows one’s opponents to hang themselves on their own fallacy or it makes them see the need to calm down and treat opposing views with respect. Heightened emotions in debate only lead to anger, hatred, mistrust and misunderstanding. That is not the love of God, is it?
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Oh, sorry dude. I thought you were TRYING to be funny.
If you’re serious about this… shesh… get to a psychiatrist immediately. You need help.
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he who cast the first stone…
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Darlin’
We say the EXACT same thing about you. It’s not pretty is it? While I’ll admit that sterotypes exist, they are a rash generalization. there are so many different types of gay people, so many different types of christians.
perhaps you should consider that the wife not sneak around and investigate, and instead communicate with her partner about what she observes and what he wants. to live in a lie is sick.
i hope you find some peace and see a little light.
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Ok
#1. Someone put this on facebook because he thought it was funny. that’s why I read it.
#2. I’m reading your comment, and I’m calling you on it. You shouldn’t have a problem with that. I seriously don’t understand where you are getting your argument from.
#3. You say your viewpoint that paints homosexuals in a demeaning manner is both Christ-like and “Patriotic” and I am calling your bluff on those comments. I mean when was Christ judgemental? He wasn’t, he was trying to be a holy man like all of the other holy men that ever lived before and after him. Constantly putting down homosexuality is a modern thing. Those types of men didn’t trifle with bothering homosexuals or adulterers for example. I don’t see you writing about all of the Christian men of God who have been serial adulterers, rapists, or child molesters. I only see you blaming the gays who are out of the closet. If someone is a model citizen and their one sin, of all the sins mentioned in the bible, is being gay, than I don’t think that is so bad. I know plenty of serious Christians who used to be gang members, alcoholics, robbers, philanderers, crack heads, people on death row. Why don’t you think Christians who work on the sabbath or eat pork are horrendous people? Why don’t you care if Christians eat shellfish or keep Kosher? I try to understand this type of thinking and I just think that you probably know someone gay and you don’t know it, but you like that person anyway because it doesn’t matter. Its not a liberal thing- its a huge oversight when quoting the Bible thing.
#4.I just expect you to admit some obvious things is all. Can you actually see Christ writing an article like that? I’m no expert on Christianity, but everyone knows that Jesus Christ of Nazareth never engaged in such negativity with people that he didn’t agree with. He was more concerned with people being kind to each other and with them leaving each other alone and not nosing into worrying about whether one of their neighbors was breaking what their minister tells them is the law. And I stress their minister because both Jesus of Nazareth himself and the Torah warned people about following svengalis. We all know that the Old Testament considers many thing to be “kadesh”, including eating pork. Why don’t you go bother some pork-eaters. I don’t eat it I tell you or any meats and I bet Jesus could appreciate that.
#5. I don’t see what is Patriotic about your article. I find this to be a simple, mathematical argument. How is is benefitting your neighbors to make comments that deride your fellow Americans. I don’t sit here and put down your relationship as being perverted so why do you think it is your business to degrade the relationships of other people as perverted. If you believe in Heaven, than you believe that in the end it is Christ who will weigh the sins of all men. If you believe that Christ will look at the sins of everyone than you know that he will look at your sins too. Haven’t you yourself sinned, aren’t you a sinner, sinning every second? So why don’t you think about your own life and your own problems and stop worrying about your own judgement of what is a sin or not. What does that have to do with Patriotism? Aren’t you worried that Jesus will judge you for judging everyone? He doesn’t say that he wants you to be the judge, that is why HE is the judge.
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Just FYI, people telling you you’re an idiot does NOT infringe upon your freedom of speech. Nobody has a right to say whatever they want without other people responding with their own opinions. It’s only censorship if the government interceded to shut down your site or arrest you. It has to be FROM THE GOVERNMENT for freedom of speech to be an issue. People can protest you, boycott you, etc. That’s just civil discourse.
It’s funny to me that “Patriots” who are so obsessed with the Constitution really have no idea what it actually says.
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I fail to see the patriotism OR Christian message behind this post. I’m not a liberal in the least bit, but I am aware that patriot = supports their country, and Christian = believes and follows God. I am not sure how a ridiculous listing of somehow “gay” traits (really? working out to the point of exhaustion should cause concern over my husband’s sexual preferences?? Or wearing a tight shirt??) is a patriotic or Christian message. The truth is, is that if your husband is gay, there is going to be some odd behavior and unexplainable circumstances, but that can’t be broken down into 10 hints or suggestions as to what they will be. Nor should it be attempted. You didn’t even go onto what should happen once you see this “odd” behavior, such as fervent Golden Girl-watching, or volunteering to lead an all-boy youth group…
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9:45 pm
Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from criticism.
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How many straight men say “Heavens to Betsy”??
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girl, please. you need to read the constitution, or have sarah palin’s hairdresser spell it out for you.
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Are you serious…? I just read your ‘rant comment’… Sir, you need to learn to filter out threats, this is the internet. If you offend people they will retaliate. You also need to take constructive criticism, the majority of this site spawns hatred. You also assume you know the will of an all-powerful God, if you go to the bible you will realize how many sins you are committing with each post you and your fellows make. Please try to be kinder, I do not want to see you go to Hell.
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If you want to save marriages why not just write an article entitled “Is my Husband Cheating on Me?” What difference does it make it WHO it is with? Cheating is cheating. Your fascination/obsession with homosexuality is very telling. I hope you come to terms with your own issues regarding homosexuality.
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7:49 am
I agree with you Billings, we got to crucify and burn all those liberal liars, hypocrites and antique soda bottle collecting motivational children’s party entertaining gays. the whole lot of ‘em, and another thing… uhhh, hold up a second, aren’t you an antique soda bottle collecting motivational children’s party entertainer? Oops my mistake!
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I do believe Jesus Christ died for OUR, let me say it again, OUR sins. You seemed to have forgotten that when you were to busy pointing out “YOUR”. I do not think in any way you are perfect and with out your fair share of sin. So you might want to keep that in mind when you start your rhetoric about how sinful we all are.
And as for you being “Christian”, I think that is clearly debatable. You post this CRAP!, obviously, without any real investigation in to it. Maybe you should change your little title to, “Crap I just make up so I can look important”
And we are exercising our freedom of speech as well. It’s not a one sided decloration. We are all Americans so, we are all covered under the freedom of speech clause.
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free speech doesn’t give you the right to speak without being oposed. free speech is not just a right it is also a responisbilty. if you can’t deal with the consequnces of useing free speech that is a responsibilty you are not capabel of handeling. why do we not have free speech to talk against you? this site might be ment for some people but in reality it is a public space and everyone have a right to give their opwnion. everyone have the right to use their free speech against you if they so well please.
following the belifs of someone you agree with and being demeaning to those of another is not hypocritical.
being hypocritical is doing something you tell others they can’t do. like you demanding we don’t use free speech against your free speech.
“SO STOP SPAMMING THIS MESSAGE BOARD WITH YOUR THREATS AND HOSTILITY. I am here to share my love of the ONE GOD who sacrificed His only Son for YOUR SINS!”
we will the day you stop spaming our internet with threaths and hostility.
we are just trying to share our love for our own ideals.
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Personally, the reason why you’re being mocked is because you’re mocking gays. If you drink a sip of wine I could easily call you an alcoholic. You’re using your false premise based on stereotypes to basically cause women to question who they’re married to, which you’re not protecting the sanctity of marriage in that sense. You’re also on a gossip site being the fact that it IS the internet and people DO talk about one another here. I find this whole site to be extremely fallible, unreliable in scholarly sources, and frankly more laughable than watching Peeps blow up in the microwave.
This country was founded upon the freedom of speech and religion, which under the constitution, if you kept up with the debate in California, the 14th amendment of the constitution says in section 1: “Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”
What this means is that any minority have the same rights as any other citizen of the United States. Gay people are recognized class of people legally, which we are a minority. Your Bible doesn’t apply to it being the fact of the Treaty of Tripoli of 1792 STATES as well as the US Constitution says that the United States is not founded on religion rather the freedom to express it without imposing on the government, which Bush did a no-no. So you can scream “Oh no you can’t!” all you want, but the constitution says that we’re legally able to do what every citizen of America can do. Constitution-1; Christianity-0.
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If this is a Christian website then why don’t you stick to teaching the word of Christ? Free speech doesn’t include posting whatever kind of lies you feel like posting and not expect to be called to the alter of God!
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You obviously don’t live in the modern world, you failed to account for Narcissistic men (who crave compliments from everything from their wang to their appearance to their lawn, which being gay is NOT related to) and
OCD behavior (obsession with cleanliness, which is not related to being gay, a lot of straight men are OCD about cleanliness, and I know lots of gay guys who are absolute slobs) and
Metrosexuality (Men who actually groom and care about appearance, not being gay again, they’re just modern yuppie types who don’t want to look and smell like a lumberjack, and don’t want to look old before their time)
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//America is great for a reason– because we have FOUGHT HARD TO MAKE IT THAT WAY! With freedom comes responsibilites but you bums are too idiotic to comprehend that.//
“Fought hard”? You mean “murdered Native Americans in the name of God?” Because that’s what really happened. Genocide. You have a responsibility, all right. Your responsibility is to stop the cycle of intolerance and hate. And yet you continue to ignore Christ’s message of treating others as you yourself would wish to be treated…
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Mr. Billings. This is all part of life online. If you want to exist in cyperspace, this is what you have to deal with. It’s not pretty being flamed by all these people, but dont take it personally. it’s just a phenoemena of the anonymity offered by the internet.
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So, other people exercising their free speech is somehow suppressing your free speech? How does that work? Are their posts somehow stopping your posts from being displayed? Or is it just that you don’t like other people’s opinions when they don’t match yours?
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Mockery isn’t suppression of your freedom of speech. Correcting you isn’t a suppression of your freedom of speech. If someone had the power to reach into the website’s servers and delete every one of your messages, that would come close to suppressing your freedom of speech. Your freedom of speech allows you to say whatever you want. Everyone else’s freedom of speech allows them to call you on what you say. It’s not censorship or silencing, it’s open discussion. Deal with it.
As for reminding everyone that this is a spiritual matter, well, the article also makes assertions about homosexuality that have very little, if any, basis in reality. There’s no basis to try to tell people to keep their opinions to themselves.
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let me guess, you and your family are still really bitter about Segregation ending, eh?
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Sir, let me first apologize for those who would quench your right to the freedom of speech. That is wrong, and you are right to be offended by it. Secondly, let me also say that yes, it is a problem that some women may have accidentally married a gay man, or vice versa, as it will be probably a less fulfilling union than if they were in fact with people who would love them in the way that they wished to be loved.
But please let me be clear on some other points: While I do fully embrace your right to say whatever you want, wherever you want, Some of the things which you have printed here as facts are in truth, hurtful misinformation. These may even apply to, and be useful for, a very, very small percentage of marriages out there, but in general, your facts are wrong. There are plenty of Gay men that do not fit the stereotype that you are, whether intentionally or not, portraying in this blog post.
As was mentioned in other comments, the individual that you are describing as the “classic gay man” sounds to be more of the extremely flamboyant sort. Furthermore, the gay man seems to be an adulterous, pedophilic bastard. Unsurprisingly, homosexuals, much like non-homosexuals, dislike being portrayed in this light. It’s fairly expected that such a negative point of view will be responded to with an equally negative stance.
In the interest of providing some advice that could actually be beneficial to women or men in the situation that you are attempting to adress, might I suggest simply talking to the spouse? Possibly remind them that, while it may not be what you would choose for yourself, it is not fair to either party to perpetuate a relationship where romantic affection is only a one way street. Even this advice should only be used in such situations as where one party is actually homosexual, which may not even be the reality in every situation where one spouse seems distant. Instead of trying to catch the other person at doing something wrong, just try to talk to them so that you both can figure out what’s right.
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“I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BITTER LITTLE MINDS.” well, buddy…we’re sick and tired of your messages of hate. I thought Christians were supposed to spread messages of love and peace not messages of fear and hate. If you change your approach, people might take you seriously.
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10:28 am
I recommend you go back to school. And try your utmost best… to get a clue! You retarded idiot!
there is nothing “spiritual” about what you are trying to do here – you’re trying to ruin marriages based on your beliefs that basically modern culture/life means you’re gay.
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A prejudge filled article is certainly NOT helpful for families facing issues. You total lack of depht and scientific background on your words will just add more confusion to whom is trying to sort out what is going on. No matter your intentions, you totally missed the point of you wanted to be helpful to anyone.
Homosexuality have always existed and like it or not, it has a biological basis. Society nowadays is being more open to this fact and if there are heterosexual women being married with gay men (or viceversa) blame your hypocricy-founded society for not letting people celebrate their sexuality because some god is going to punish them for that.
Couriously, I take some of your ”pearls of wisdom” in regard to general infidelity more than homosexuality or homosexual infidelity in a marriage. This leads to me think you are probably leading some desperate housewives to think their husband could be gay when he is being a cheater. See my point here? You just went rampant against homosexuality disregarding the fact that ”strange behaviours” within a married couple could mean so many things.
It really saddens me there will still be people who will read your words and act guided by them. Ignorants following and ignorant claiming to know something is just stopping progress in our society.
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omg you are so stupid its really sad i’m sorry
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This trash you’ve published is neither Christian not patriotic. It’s hateful, ignorant and inaccurate. I am an American Christian. I love our country and my religious tradition. You are trash.
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11:30 pm
Guess what? We have the right to free speech, too. IT’S IN OUR CONSTITUTION. I can say whatever I want, as long as it is not classified as hate speech. And thus far, what I have said is completely within my rights to say. No one is taking away your right to free speech; we are simply expressing our disgust. That you are claiming we are doing so is childish and, quite frankly, stupid. It proves that you don’t actually understand the Constitution, and my guess is you don’t actually understand the issues you are writing about.
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Oh Billings Blow up another Joint again
just to Mention You said we are “fascist” and after 4-5 word later you said we are Liberalism
there is something wrong here no Fascism is to the right wings and liberalism is Left wing and Mister “I’m pro nazi” before calling other people fascist You should actually see what the Nazi was doing they were the champion of Fascism
second Point You have the Freedom of Speech it’s true IN YOUR COUNTRY here it’s not your country it’s the INTERNET the actual constitution of your country doesn’t even APPLY here Therefore if you use freedom of speech to condone hate over homosexual black asian or whatsover You should just SHUT UP
as for FREEDOM OF RELIGION YES we agree you have the right to be a christian like the muslim have the same right to be Muslim and the buddhist too and so On
if you condemn them we can condemn Christian as well
Freedom is for everyone not Only christian
oh and By the way You speak of Freedom it’s weird that you BASH on Liberalism when Liberal in MANY language EVEN english it’s means FREEDOM
quite ironic also that republicanism is CLOSER to imperialism (totalitarian government) and very FAR from FREEDOM
Me too I can play on the word Mister Billings
on another Note its ok to be christian but don’t hurt other religion because THEY MIGHT HURT YOU
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It’s spelled Konstetooshun.
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6:17 pm
you are a massive loser
of course you’re helping – spread delusion, stupidity and hate mongering!
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6:31 pm
I’m a christian and to me you don’t sound like a loving christian at all! Jesus said to love everyone including homosexuals and accepting them as they are beautiful human beings who God made that way which you fail to do!
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5:36 am
EVER HEARD OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH? STOP TRYING TO SILENCE THEIR SPAMMING! YOU ANTI-AMERICAN! lol Man, you’re so condescending and stupid.
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Well hopefully no women that actually NEED help read this because my ex was NOTHING like what you describe. For 16 years I had to deal with his rampant homophobia only to find out in the end he was gay and had been cheating on me the entire time. You are very homophobic Stevenson. Are you trying to spread disinformation so that women who ARE married to gay men remain blind to the fact? Was your wife wondering?
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9:16 pm
You’re not helping women at all. You’re stereotyping. And maliciously so. That’s not very Christian behaviour now, is it?
People who live in glass bathhouses….
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Well if it is meant to be a serious place for these poor women worried about the orientation of their men, far be it from me to chide that they are accessing a black hole of ignorance.
First, lets put it into perspective. “Is he gay?” doesn’t necessarily equate to “Is he/she dead” as most spouses of those serving in a pointless war are wondering every morning as they wake and look down at a swollen belly or swollen eyes that will not be relieved by an absent parent’s return. At least your little problem can be relieved with a nice hot bath and couple glasses of red wine. Oh, and if you don’t know what I am talking about thank shut the fuck up and learn to live.
This is it. It’s not depressing. It’s liberating. This is life. One short hiccup of someone else’s time so live it up within reason, ya know. No need to blow all your tickets on one party, but have fun!
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GREAT now you people have broken this message board and all new comments are appearing three places up, right about “ETDub”. Great job you little so and sos.
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Hi Comedian, once again these long, long responses! Please try to be concise! I don’t have all week to read through your comments.
As you well know I do have a family, though yes I am not married. But thank you for all your concern about my personal life.
You say I’m against the teaching of Jesus? This is new for you. Since when did you become a Christian? Honestly, I am for both the teachings of Jesus and the Old Testament. Those people who simply focus on one over the other are not true Christians. You need to heed to BOTH books of the Bible.
As for the “copy & paste” claim you make. I am really bored of that silly comment that people post again and again. I simply have no interest in responding. But in some weird way, you accuse me of “copy & paste” when I refer to other articles or mention news stories that inspire me. When I don’t, you accuse me of having no legitimate sources. Come on! You have to admit you’re being ridiculous.
Also, it would really make me happy if you tempered you language. It’s just so much!
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I actually stopped being bitter the moment I gave up religion, actually
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We didn’t ‘break’ your message board, you’re just too technologically-illiterate to understand how the internet works or anything similar.
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7:26 pm
Let me make this entirely clear people: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE MEANT FOR FAMILIES ADDRESSING SPIRITUAL ISSUES!
Secondly, THIS ARTICLE IS FOR WIVES FACING A SERIOUS AND HARMFUL SITUATION IN THEIR MARRIAGES!
You people think it’s awfully funny to come here and mock me, well this is getting OUR OF CONTROL! I have a right to free speech and the right to practive my religion THAT IS IN THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH. I find that abhorrent. You people are so quick to embrace all the loud and offensive items on the liberal playbook, but Heaven’s to Betsy someone express a Christian and Patriotic viewpoint and you all gather with your pitchforks and demand he be burned at the stake. HYPORCRITES ONE AND ALL! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You really take the cake, liars and immoral fools one and all.
Also, stop talking to me about your science projects it has no relevance to the issues at hand! This is an article to help women and you are absolutely missing the point. This is not some left wing science blog. Homosexuality is an incredibly serious issue today and you people are just the sorts of lazy relativists who would welcome into the stormtroopers of fascism because you’re afraid that it will impede of some vague notion of liberalism you all inhabit. Oh get the ACLU on the line and your little freak bloggers and see what defense they will have WHEN THEY MARCH IN AND STEAL OUR RIGHTS. America is great for a reason– because we have FOUGHT HARD TO MAKE IT THAT WAY! With freedom comes responsibilites but you bums are too idiotic to comprehend that.
SO STOP SPAMMING THIS MESSAGE BOARD WITH YOUR THREATS AND HOSTILITY. I am here to share my love of the ONE GOD who sacrificed His only Son for YOUR SINS!
I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BITTER LITTLE MINDS.
and now all new comments appear about 6 comments up because something you people did.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Hi Sandra, thank you for being so brave to share you story. It makes me quite sad but I am pleased that you have reached some sort of compromise that you’re comfortable with. Just remember that your friends in Christ love you and support you. You are a wonderful woman and I will pray for you. I do hope that your husband is safe and continues to love you. God bless and thank you once again for your courage and insights,
Stephenson
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7:39 pm
Copy Pasta tastes good, don’t it Stevie?
And you don’t know how to use the internet, so rather than talk shit about people who are proving you wrong, look into the damn problem you fucking retard.
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@SB: You are certainly entitled to your right to speak and publish freely (and even type in ALL CAPS!!!!), but with the that right, you have to be prepared to endure the public ridicule that comes with writing something so outrageous. Either toughen up or stick to writing Sunday School lesson plans.
On the bright side, you are famous. This piece is going viral on Facebook!
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3:56 pm
Actually the ACLU is a group that is designed to fight for people’s rights due to contrary belief. They’ve defended the Christian’s rights to free speech multiple times so if anything they would HELP you not “take away your rights”…
Just saying…
Source: Their public record
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1:53 am
I just love the way this clown throws around “the constitution”, “my rights”, and “fascism.” Look, let’s cut to the chase. Aside from the fact that his goofy, bigoted and ignorant narrative is total horseshit, what’s really going on here is that Billings is mentally unbalanced.
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5:16 pm
OKAY, SO WAIT A MINUTE. it’s okay for YOU to have the rights of the constitution, but it’s not okay for people who disagree with you to have those same rights? uhm, are you kidding me? grow up and take criticism like a big boy, and if you can’t, don’t post your thoughts on the internet. keep them to a pamphlet you can hand out to your other christian-tards on the street.
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Hot debate. What do you think?
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Sandra, white men marry asian women because they are a WALKOVER. You have just demonstrated that with your life. How many children and different partners (male and female) has he had before you? You have effectively sacrificed your life for the enjoyment of his… in the pursuit of money. Not very Christian at all.
Divorce, take (at least) half his assets, the house, children and spousal and child maintenance, and move on with your life with a man who can properly love you, sexually and emotionally.
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10:52 pm
You’re not qualifed to be giving dating and marriage advice on a Christian website to a woman suffering from a serious issues. Please consider the damage you might be doing to all those who read your reckless comment.
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10:55 pm
Sorry Tim but you have absolutely no respect for the traditions and strengths that have made this country what it is today. I find your comment rather silly. When you’re older, you’ll appreciate the RESPONSIBILITIES of being an American who doesn’t shout out irresponsible nonsense that could potentially endanger others.
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The strength of this country is FREEDOM.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
created EQUAL
unalienable rights: life, liberty and the pursuit of Happiness (even in a speedo).
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12:31 am
//Sorry Tim but you have absolutely no respect for the traditions and strengths that have made this country what it is today. I find your comment rather silly.//
You have no respect for anyone of a different culture of yours. You hate and hate and hate without good reason, and you follow the nonsense that other retards put up to justify your hate.
//When you’re older, you’ll appreciate the RESPONSIBILITIES of being an American who doesn’t shout out irresponsible nonsense that could potentially endanger others.//
And what responsibilities do you have? All you do is bitch about the world on your blog and call other people children.
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12:23 am
//You’re not qualifed to be giving dating and marriage advice on a Christian website to a woman suffering from a serious issues. Please consider the damage you might be doing to all those who read your reckless comment.//
You’re not qualified to be giving out ANY kind of advice on ANY kind of website, let alone your own blog, to ANYONE suffering from any kind of issue. You never consider ANYTHING, feelings of others, the actual teachings of Christ, the Bible, the situation at hand, you only concentrate on trying to get your name out there as some kind of expert of SOMETHING because of your superiority complex.
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10:07 am
Mr. Pot, let me introduce you to Mr. Kettle.
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10:02 pm
Sorry Jazze but when people join forces to shut down a message board because they disagree with a man’s faith, that to mean is suppression of free speech. When you people make death threats and other physical threats against me to silence me, that is an attack on my free speech. You do not understand the Constitution.
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10:04 pm
Clearly you are the one lacking a full understanding of the teachings of the Bible. You should be together with me on this and it’s rather sad you would attack one of your own. Well, God bless.
“The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases, his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning.” –Lamentations 3:22-23.
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10:05 pm
The danger with homosexuality is that exposes the entire family to death-threatening disease and because of the shame of the gay intercourse, a man is twice as likely to hide it from those around him. Also, it puts male children at risk as well for obvious reasons.
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I’m sorry but I’m a Journalist and you don’t seem to have a clue about how the world wide web works so save your lectures.
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//I’m sorry but I’m a Journalist and you don’t seem to have a clue about how the world wide web works so save your lectures.//
Says the man-child who can’t define what spam is, doesn’t know how message board systems work, as well as thinking that typing in broad search terms results in everything listed being exactly what he’s looking for.
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9:09 am
You’re a proven fraud.
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1:45 pm
Journalist!?! You got to be kidding me. Take it from someone who has been published in USA Today, you’re no journalist.
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8:13 am
Thank you so much!
I was reading your article when I suddenly realized several of the characteristics you lay out apply to me..
I was a happily married, heterosexual man, blissfully unaware of my own seething gayness billowing just under the surface..
1. I have a gym membership
2. I’ve been to San Fransisco
3. I bathe on a regular basis, and I’ve even used hair gel and trimmed my pubes! (I always thought that was for my wife’s benefit, to keep her attracted to me by not having to sleep next to a hairy, overweight, mouth-breathing, ape who smelled like arm-pit and ass, but I now see the true meaning behind it)
4. I’ve been known to be a little sarcastic. My mother nick-named me “smart ass” when I was a kid.. I had no idea straight men weren’t supposed to have a sense of humor! I have to proclaim ignorance on that one. I honestly had no idea that was a symptom of homosexuality..
5. I have several male friends! Some of them I’ve even kept in touch with since High School! Oh God, we took gym classes together! I’ve seen some of them naked!
Even though I’ve never found myself sexually attracted to another man, fitting SO many of these characteristics is far too coincidental to be ignored..
I was afraid I had been infected with “The Gay”..
I immediately sought help.. I wen to my church for guidance.. What I found there was equally disturbing. (keeping your list in mind)
The man delivering the sermon spoke rather flamboyantly. He used his hands a lot while addressing the flock. He wore (in my opinion) a very extravagant robe with several bright colors and glittery gold shapes. He was surrounded by younger men, boys really, who looked like they were submissive to his every command, and they kept carrying candles and incense all over the place, which just seems soooper gay if you ask me..
Then I began observing the depictions of Christ found everywhere in the room. I noticed the large crucifix above the altar. Have you ever checked out the bod on Jesus? THAT DUDE WAS CUT! In his rock-star pose up there, all sweaty, showing off every glistening muscle, wearing only that shredded speedo. And those abs!!! Christ, he must’ve spent months at the gym workin on those babies!
Not to mention all of the suggestive paintings in the place. Kneeling, looking upward with those beautiful, wanton, blue eyes. His perfect flowing long hair glistening in the moonlight.. Disturbing
I looked into it.. Its no wonder homosexuality is so rampant in our society! I read about this guy, and the things I found out about him in the bible were sickening. Do you have any idea how many people have read that book? Some people read it every day!
Not only did he never marry, but he constantly wandered the dessert with several men who followed him everywhere! 12 to be exact! There was this part about a touching embrace with some guy named John in a pond.. It was practically pornographic! He hung out with whores and the diseased, and preached this overtly liberal agenda that was all about feeding the poor, helping the blind, the dying, and any other loser looking for a hand out!
Several other things clued me in to the fact that this guy was a raving homo too.. He was Jewish, (so you know he wasn’t any good at sports). He was born in a nice small town, but moved the big city of Jerusalem. He never owned property or fathered children, and it turns out, he wasn’t even American!
Thank God the Romans finally stepped in to silence this lefty, pinko, fag before his liberal filth spread all over the globe, by dishing out some good-ol’ capital punishment! That sissy-boy didn’t even have the balls to ask God to smite them! He asked for their forgiveness in fact! What a Nancy!
The world needs someone like you to take up this fight Mr Billings! You need to rid the world of such filth and false ideology! God bless you Stevenson! God bless you!
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10:42 am
Wrong. The STDs you’re referring to can be picked up from any sexual partner. There are no exclusively gay diseases. And none of them put your entire family at risk. Please contact Planned Parenthood. You need some serious informing.
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4:54 pm
i cant beleave he just said this. uhhh so i guess straight dads are more likeing to be a risk to girl children in the house.(since they like woman) Being gay doesn’t make someone a pedo. they dont want kids they want a man. Thats why on nbc dateline you see more str8 guys showing up to molest girls then boys.
also i guess straight dads that have a sex adiction, are not a danger to his wife ether. i guess they dont have a chance of getting an std for a loose woman.
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August 21, 2010 at 10:05 pm
The danger with homosexuality is that exposes the entire family to death-threatening disease and because of the shame of the gay intercourse, a man is twice as likely to hide it from those around him. Also, it puts male children at risk as well for obvious reasons.
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2:13 pm
Stephenson,
Because homosexual men have an increased rate of STDs, they are doomed by God. Following that same logic, lesbian women must be the chosen people as they have the lowest occurrence of STDs.
Homosexual people are homosexual men + homosexual women. God hates homosexual men but loves homosexual women as they are the chosen people. This equals out so God loves homosexual people just as much as heterosexual people.
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3:41 pm
“The danger with homosexuality is that exposes the entire family to death-threatening disease and because of the shame of the gay intercourse, a man is twice as likely to hide it from those around him. Also, it puts male children at risk as well for obvious reasons.”
I understand you have the same right to speak your mind as I do, but the big difference is that I respect other people’s sexuality and I don’t use pre-scientific and pseudo-scientific ideas about diseases that are not really no. Homosexuality is no kind of disease as the WHO is concerned, and I think their speech is way more rational than yours. I am homosexual and I have no shame of it, my parents know, my friends know, even my teachers do. I have a little brother and he is in no risk of anything, because he is free to develop his own sexuality as I was: either he wants to be gay, bisexual or heterosexual (straight is no word to use here, we’re all straight with our condition no matter what we are as long as we respect).
And you should realise that the system that is making your readers to shut your messages is enabled by YOUR server following the thought that when there’s quite a bunch of readers that think that a comment is wrong, it should be hidden. Change that yourself or, better, change your mind about sexuality. Nowadays, we are free to love whoever we want to love. AND LOVING IS NEVER A DISEASE!
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10:25 am
Wrong? No, I’m exactly right and I will not be calling Planned Parenthood for ANY reason.
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Billings, too bad your mother didn’t call Planned Parenthood, if you catch my drift.
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7:24 pm
How sad that a small article to help young women struggling with a serious marriage issue should attract the attention of hordes of teens and atheists who spam and attack a place of Christian values with their unbridaled and childish hostility. This is, in essence, why we have such a divide in this country today. Too few of you realize the test that America is being put through. There are those of us who want to dream, who want to make this country great once again. The rest of you are devoid of hope and faith. Sad, really.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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So anyone who disagrees with you is a teenager or an atheist? I can’t even believe a creepy clown like you would be married, so why are you pontificating pointlessly on the subject? How would you know anything about what closeted homosexuals do to find sex outside of their heterosexual marriages? Or are you trying to imply that your wife used these signs to catch you?
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4:42 pm
NO WAY! HE’S BLACK!
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@Canton Oscuro
God only understands English! Praise him in the way he commands IN ENGLISH!!!
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10:46 pm
This is the most amazing thing I have ever read in my entire life. Thank you.
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