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Japense Baseball Player Uses Devil Powers to Make Most Amazing Catch You Will Ever See
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There is a certain reason why you shouldn’t let certain ‘types’ of people play American sports: they cheat. And they will use their false devil powers to do so.
We’ve all already seen the time African golfer Vijay Singh used his Satan powers and Islams magic to cast a very unnatural hole in one. It wasn’t even subtle like when you pray and an angel will perhaps flutter his wings to make a teetering ball subtely fall into the hole. No, it was moving all around like it was possessed and you can see Satan’s obvious hand there.
Now once more, we have a Japanese baseball player who is sullying up an American game by tapping into the supernatural and it is not heavenly. This Japanese baseball player is using his Satan powers to climb walls and rob hard-working opponents of homeruns. It takes much practice to hit a fastball or perhaps a knuckler deep into center-right field, and yet we see this Japanese has made his alliance with Satan and can climb a wall like the Spiderman!
You see when you pray to God and heaven for help in sports, when they help they are subtle so the experience is not ruined from everyone, there is no ruining the suspension of disbelief. Footballs sail upon light gusts of winds from a God puffed heavenly zephyr, while a basketball may softly roll around on the rim before dropping in for that last second three pointer.
But here, no such thing. Just watch and demand your wife leave the room before witnessing this act of Satan.
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6:49 pm
That is not even natural.
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6:59 pm
He is obviously just using his japanese forced mutations
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7:33 pm
first writh correctly JAPANESE not JAPENSE
second its not because You can’t do it that it’s actual impossible never thought he learn karate or Judo and doing this move ??
and third Baseball is from england Not american http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_baseball
same goes for Golf who comes from Roman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf#Origin
and fourth it’s In japan so why you care ???
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8:41 am
Millenium that what you posted are two totally different sports. that is not consider where baseball and who started it. baseball is american past time
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Cartwright
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7:54 pm
Sir, you are my 2nd Dumbass Of The Year award winner.
This guy simply jumped, grabbed the bar, and caught the ball.
No “devil powers” no “satanic magic”.
Just you trying to make us believe in your Devil.
(Notice I didn’t say believe in your God.)
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10:29 am
Sir, you are my 1st Dumbass Of The Year award winner; for believing that this site is 100% serious… It’s just a parody; so, calm down.
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5:15 pm
even if it’s a parody there is DIngo Like them who actually Believe those sort of thing in USA we call them fundamentalist
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9:54 pm
Why have the Yankees not signed him yet?
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8:23 am
Awesome catch! Devil powers my ass, that’s called athleticism!
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10:15 am
oh no physichs… truely the work of the devil…also suspension of disbelif… you do realise ´what that means right? it’s when you go over what you would normally be,live can posibly happen in the real world… so unless this is part of a movie suspesion of disbelif have nothing what so ever to do with anything… don’t use words you don’t understand.
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2:07 am
omg…really…devil powers…so everyone at my school must have them too…omg i saw a preachers son catch a ball like that once…omg you people just brighten my day with your stupidity.
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1:30 am
This is so retarded that even christians don’t believe it. Ha HAHAHAHA
Devil powers to catch a ball? HAHAHAHhAHHAhAhAHAHAH
You make yourselves look so fuckin stupid!!!
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3:55 pm
devil powers or God given talents. My guess is the second
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