Jessica Alba Using Her ‘Accidental’ WhoreDemon Parts To Promote Gay Sins
Jessica Alba is the twin of Olivia Munn, exposing her sintreats to children so that they can lead all to sick things and she’ll get paid for it.
Only weeks ago, we found out she sold her body out to M. Night Shalamlama and did a porngraphs movie called “Transformers”, about gay robots who “transform” genders and try to make kids think people who are transgenic (gay transgenders, lesbos and such) are cool, neat and normal! They are all one in the same, gays who will burn in hell!
Jessica Alba has no care about that! She just lets them do whatever they want to expose her body and then let the power of lust overpower the minds of impressionable teens who do not have prayer power or resolve to overcome such things.
Now this week, we see Jessica Alba has again sold her soul. She has sold herself out to The Gay Agenda. Gays are crafty and they can never resist a chance to corrupt children, so what better way than to use the actress young teen boys who have seen her exposed fantasize about when Satan secretly whispers to their bedroom ears at night.
We find that Jessica Alba is helping promote the Gay Agenda by making boys think about backside sins. As our friend Dan Nordgren has scientifically coined it, the SN2 Homonucleophillic backside attack. A concerted mechanism that leads straight to hell!
Gays want boys to dream of rump roast sin sizzles. They want boys to think it is normal for a man to stick his Satan scepter right into their devil whole, like these were made for each other. Therefore, gays know boys want to see backside sins and have hired Jessica Alba to seque them into thinking about it!
They want boys to start thinking of the backside and doing all sorts of sins to it. Jessica Alba was hired to play the “oopsies’ game.
“Look at me, boys. I’m climbing up these windy stairs. Oooopsies! I done forgot my sinknickers and oh no, look, my stick stacks backside attack!”Warning: The following image media contains photographic evidence of a celebrity Jessica Alba displaying her rumps in accordance with her pictorial contract with the gay agends. Immediately order your wife/children to leave the room before reviewing. Pray before reviewing this image for your parenting group.
[picappgallerysingle id="9612397"]
Look it it! Sin whore! I have circled the sin and the gay agenda is clear as day!
My friends, God really does hate gays. They are very resourceful and will use any method to make boys think about the rump humps, and then dallying.
I hope gays know that Satan loves a rump roast, and his favorite thing to do is have it marinated in the juices of gay fecal sins. He loves the foul stench and loves evern more when he hears the screams of gays being seared in hell for all eternity!
Jessica Alba is the dangerous actress and now is selling out to the gay agenda. She is even doing a lesbian movie named, Machete so that more women will be tempted to clam dabble.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!!
3:35 pm
There is soo Much MISTAKE gramatically that it’s doesn’t even worth My time
There is also a Lot of Mistake concerning Transformer and jessica alba
Praise or Condemn:
16 
4
3:40 pm
i don’t know how you sustain such epic prose. you are right of course; looking at her sintreats had exactly the satanic effect you predicted. i have resolved to print off a copy of the rumpenphoto and make myself look at it over & over & over again until i am immune to its demonic temptations. only someone like the albawhore, with the most perfect nethers known to nature, could wield such wicked power. those smooth love globes have me in their wicked grasp but i shall be free.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
33 
4
3:57 pm
if it’s satanic to Love and Like women’s body then Ia am satanist beat with it
Praise or Condemn:
12 
1
4:31 pm
You have some very contorted beliefs as to what sin is. Stop caring how other people decide to live their lives. In the bible it says that God loves us unconditionally. Stop threatening with the thought of sending people to “hell”. First of all get real. Get a real day job and stop acting like you are God because there is only one and he forgives people for their indiscretions.
That is all.
Praise or Condemn:
11 
4
5:16 pm
Apparently ol Abe was thinking too much about butt sex to remember his grade school grammar and spelling lessons. I’ve heard Ms. Alba can have that effect on heterosexual men who like a little back door action but never have I heard of that effect on a homosexual man. But it must be true..Abe is positively trembling with butt lust and we know what a homo he is.
Praise or Condemn:
11 
1
5:55 pm
It is a gay pride and anti American movie!
Praise or Condemn:
3 
14
10:17 am
I take it you have bought advance front row tickets? For every day of the run?
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
8:25 pm
Your sir, are dense
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
6:32 pm
hahaha anti american Movie PUHAHAHA no seriously ???
do we need all the movie to be christian and american and Heterosexual proud ??
if it’s the case the Movie will be BORING as hell
and what is “american pride” movie is it the type of war movie we see about american soldier killing Millions of people throughout the movie ??
Oh just saying when I was young my parent and teacher NEVER mentioned HELL but when I did bad thing they said Little jesus is crying for your bad behaviour
BUT NEVER NEVER MENTIONED HELL
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
7:31 pm
Please reshearch movies about famous toys. Their fuckin robots who turn into cars and shamalan didn’t make it u faggot.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
5
7:49 pm
How does a woman’s ass promote gay sex? Last time I checked, gay men like other men…. not women…
Explain, please…
Praise or Condemn:
8 
0
7:54 pm
Apparently these guys love to equate rapists with gays. Granted, guys like Abe and Retard Higgins are going to milk it for every drop, people like Stevie seem convinced about it.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
8:32 pm
Lol transformers is on tonight.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
11:48 pm
Jessica Alba is hot! All this makes me want to do is find more pictures of her fine, female figure. Yummy.
I cannot understand for a second how this has anything to do with your so called “gay agenda” rubbish.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
10:55 am
it is as clear as this quote from the good book:
‘And it shall come to pass in that day, that the Lord shall hiss for the fly that is in the uttermost part of the rivers of Egypt, and for the bee that is in the land of Assyria’ Isaiah (ch. VII, v. 18)
surely evryone can undertanad that..?
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
2:13 pm
What does that have to do with Jessica Alba?
Isn’t Ms. Alba one of God’s creatures? Some would say one of God’s finest works. Why would you put down and insult God’s creation? Isn’t that blasphemy?
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
6:08 pm
gagreport.com
nsfw
’nuff said, bitches.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
4:34 am
Get Real says
you are God because there is only one and he forgives people
god is not a male
you think god is a human or animal
sin sin
..
who is this HE ?
god is just god
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
10:28 am
“…for Yahweh your God is a merciful God; he will not fail you, neither destroy you, nor forget the covenant of your fathers which he swore to them.” Deuteronomy 4:31
Note the use of the word ‘he’…. (and incidentally ‘fathers’, showing his covennanant was with the itelligent sex) – case CLOSURE!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
4
12:31 pm
Mr Debonair says:
August 31, 2010 at 10:28 am
“…for Yahweh your God is a merciful God; he will not fail you, neither destroy you, nor forget the covenant of your fathers which he swore to them.” Deuteronomy 4:31
Note the use of the word ‘he’…. (and incidentally ‘fathers’, showing his covennanant was with the itelligent sex) – case CLOSURE!
Irony: “intelligent” is spelled as so. “Case closure” should be “case closed.”
Praise or Condemn:
3 
4
12:44 pm
Thats exatcly what I meant to say – thank you for agreeing with me and helping to prove my point.. it is people liek us who have to spread the good words, thus:
‘Ye plant them, and they take root; they grow and produce fruit; thou art near in their mouth and far from their heart’
Jeremiah 12:2
Praise or Condemn:
3 
4
11:32 am
I’m sorry, this must be a joke. Even for this site’s low standards it’s moronic.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
3
12:06 pm
Damn, if this is the gay agenda, sign me up! I’d go gay for Jessica Alba’s sintreats. Also, sintreats is my new favorite word. Sintreats. hehe.
Also:
“Jessica Alba displaying her rumps in accordance with her pictorial contract with the gay agends.”
Assuming that “agends” means agenda, I’m curious which branch of common law covers contracts with an agenda.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
0
2:16 pm
Praise Jebus! I just looked at some more of Jessica Alba’s butt photos and I am HEALED of my homosexuality. Is that the gay agends?
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
2:21 pm
Dan Savage on How His Religious Upbringing Helped His Career
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lbTkTxVINM
It really did help to read the Bible…
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
6:40 pm
Jessica Alba had anal sex with Lady Gaga and gave birth to Justin Bieber and that’s why Justin sings like he’s missing a nut.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
1:09 pm
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time! People this site is clearly a JOKE. Would a conservative Christian ever call a butt a “rump roast”? HA HA HA HA. I love this site! Keep the laughter coming! You guys are genius. I thought that it was real for a second, but if you actually read the articles it’s clearly a satire. You should have a television show. It would make my day.
Praise or Condemn:
9 
2
3:36 pm
If the site is satire, it needs a disclaimer. Conservative christian extremists aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed and are taking these stories as gospel. You see..they have a lot of experience reading stories and picking and choosing which parts to live by.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
3:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
this might be the stupidest website i have ever laid eyes on…yep i think so
learn some grammer “Abe” and wtf transformers+m.night shammy=porn?… wooow
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
4:00 pm
You should research your subjects. Transformers did not have Jessica Alba in it, was not directed by M. Night Shayamalan. It was dirty, but not that dirty.
Gays are men attracted to men. How could this be supporting the gay agends? (Great grammar, man.) Finally, that wasn’t hat bad of a photo. It was an accident. Christwire, you need some lessons in tolerance.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
3
10:24 pm
There are so many errors in this article; I wonder who actually believes this? Please please tell us where you gathered all this from Abe, you obviously have access to more information that the average person.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
12:22 am
Christians are gay and they will burn in hell.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
4
2:53 am
I love the fact that at the top of this page were 3 one-line adds for meeting single gay men online xD
And seriously, Jessica Alba? Turning men gay?? Pft, turning women lesbian more like!! I’d jump the fence for her any day
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
10:36 am
… I fail to see how girly parts can promote a gay agenda … when you yourself said those girly parts are tempting young boys to masturbate and think about sex.
Thats just about the most contradictory thing I’ve ever read. Well … I guess that explains why you’re a Christian. Contradictions appeal to you.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
6:49 pm
Is this a joke?????
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
7:51 pm
The only redeeming qualities of your entire idiotic rant are the last two words. One can’t take a professed worshipper of God and moral righteousness seriously (an oxymoron anyway) when he uses the phrase “clam dabble.” I promise you, however, that I, most certainly not a professed worshipper of God or moral righteousness, will use it with impunity, and I will credit you for teaching it to me. For that I thank you.
That said, you, my moron, are what is wrong with the internet.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
8:19 pm
Abe
thank you for bringing this to my attention I have now become increaingly worried that jessica alba will end up turning this entire great heterosexual nation into a bunch of seething degenerate homosexuals. In fact just looking at jessica alba’s butt is making me feel gayer.
With so many revealing images of women online and in porn its only a matter of time before this continual maturbation over women will turn us all gay. I’m going to make sure starting now to never EVER watch porn with a woman in it to try and hang onto my heterosexuality.
P.S.~Abe do you know where i can find some all male porn?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
8:20 am
Could you post more images like this?
I want to bring them to my prayer group so that we can all boycott this whore.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
11:48 am
This website is hilarious! You brainwashed religious retards have nothing better to do. You spend your lives worshiping fairy tales and telling other people to be like you. This article about Jessica Alba is absurd, you are either jeleous or just mad that you will never tap an ass that hot. As far as all the sins you talk about, gimme a break; you are all closet fags that molest children and masturbate to black midget porn.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
8:34 pm
JESSICA ALBA IS HOT GET OVER URSELF IM A STRAIT CHICK AND I WOULD TAP THAT SHE HAS A NICE “SIN HOLE” gay agenda wtf is wrong with u weard christans who dont know anything most christans are awsome but u mfers are nuts
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
9:20 pm
Please pray for me as I have witnessed above photo and in a moment of weakness spilled my seed thinking of putting my baby-making man parts in the non-baby-making orifice of Miss Alba. I don’t think I’m turning gay yet, but I am more inclined to be more liberal to the gay agenda. Help!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
12:11 pm
“And Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.” (Genesis 38:7-10)
Dont be next brother, we will pray for you to be strong, just remember The Lord is watching you at ALL times even when you scrunch yr eyes closed..
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:42 pm
hey LewScannon that is called masterbation u see something that excites u ur member gets hard then u relive it it is a natural thing i honestly bet everyone of the ppl on this web site has done it i bet that jesus did it men are men women are women sometimes men are women and women is men come out of ur masterbation closet.!!!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1