My Fellow Comrads:
In my continuous hunt of the shapeshifter named, “Lady Gaga”, I have found that she has copied the fashions of mere dogs. How unfair is that to the dogs that had already put on those horrendous costumes!? My friends, I must tell you how deeply concerned I am for this country and its continuous choices of poor music romodels. I am terribly afraid for you and the other people in neighboring countries, including my own. Lady Gaga has taken her “fame” (if you wish to call it that) a bit too far. to copy a song and then fashions of others only to claim it for herself! Please come to your senses, I beg of you. It will only cause you your own downfall.