Lightning Hits Boy, 13, at 13:13 on Friday the 13th
London, England – Friday the 13th proved to be quite unlucky for one English boy who was struck by lightning. This boys lack of luck had a very eerie, ironic end as the lightning struck this 13-year-old at exactly 13:13 on Friday the 13th.
The boy was puportedly walking along in Suffolk when a random bolt of lightning exploded from the sky. There are no reports of if the boy was listening to offensive music or wearing obnoxious clothing to fluster God, causing him to summon the electrifying elements of nature to convene upon the very spot the boy inhabited.
The name of the boy was not immediately released, due to HIPAA laws and privacy concerns.
Rex Clarke, the head of Saint John’s Amulance service reports, “There was a call that someone had been struck by lightning, so we sent our volunteers.
Medical personnel did release information about the boy’s condition. The bolt of lightning struck the boy in the shoulder. He, along with several nearby bystanders, received treatment for skin burns.
It does remain unconfirmed if the bolt of lighting was random or perhaps a product of a disgruntled God, who had his day disturbed by a vexing behavior the boy displayed as he skateboarded down the sidewalks of Suffolk.
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4:42 pm
I vote he was probably doing something really annoying or was planning to do something really bad. You can tell it was a warning shot because the shoulder was burned and this boy experienced no remarkable cardiac trauma.
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4:57 pm
You know, you should really just shut the fuck up. You have no idea what the boy was doing, and you instantly assume he was up to no good. What if he was a good church going boy who was on his way to donate money to a charity and then volunteer at a shelter? In your head, anyone who experiences any kind of pain deserved it, because they probably pissed off god, yet you think you get to get away with saying that genocide and murder are a-ok.
Fucking psychotic asshole.
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11:01 pm
Probably listening to Justin Bieber. God has shown His judgment!
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12:59 pm
I thought listening to Justin Bieber was its own form of self abuse.
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5:08 pm
“It does remain unconfirmed if the bolt of lighting was random or perhaps a product of a disgruntled God,”
it still remains unconfirmed if there’s a god maybe you wanna start.
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6:34 pm
Comedian, if you don’t have anything of value to say about the actual article then why don’t you just keep quiet on this one. This is not the firs time God has used lightning to strike people in sin. There was that couple fornicating in their car and God struck them, but they didn’t die. It shows how he can get your attention just enough to make you repent of sins.
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6:39 pm
Again, compared to a manchild who hates everyone and wants to nuke everything and beat the shit out of women for fun. You said nothing of value, you just said that the boy deserved it without knowing jack shit about him. Why do you think that this boy deserved to be hit by lightning? Do you know him? No, you know nothing about him. Yet, once again, you make a baseless accusation that the boy was hell bound because you think so. If he’s guilty of being struck by a lightning bolt for simply existing, then assholes and scumbags like you should be ripped apart by the Earth and sent to hell for your beliefs and judgment of people.
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6:58 pm
I’m qualified to judge because I live my life by the example of Christ, and no, not once did I say I have the final say if someone is going to hell or not. They do. If they live their lives right and are found worthy, they will go to Heaven with people like me. If not, they will burn in hell. I’m just trying to save them from that fate and the Bible warns of people like you, who lead people away from The Lord and to hell by trying to stop the message of Christ from reaching those who need it most.
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7:07 pm
//I’m qualified to judge because I live my life by the example of Christ, and no, not once did I say I have the final say if someone is going to hell or not.//
I thought the examples of Christ were love thy neighbor as thy self, not think ill of someone you don’t know.
//They do. If they live their lives right and are found worthy, they will go to Heaven with people like me.//
So if I want to go to Heaven alongside you, I should beat the shit out of my wife because I told her to make dinner and she said no, I should yell and scream at other people that they’re going to hell regardless of who they are, and that I should want everything that isn’t American to burn, am I right?
//If not, they will burn in hell. I’m just trying to save them from that fate and the Bible warns of people like you, who lead people away from The Lord and to hell by trying to stop the message of Christ from reaching those who need it most.//
Problem is buddy, YOU are wanting to spread the hate. How many times have you said that you wanted to nuke a country for no reason? How many times have you judged a man without cause? How many times have you lied in the name of Christ? YOU are a false prophet, the very kind that God said to avoid, by wanting people to be completely paranoid of everything, including the truth, and that they need to seek solace in lies, lies that YOU provide.
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8:23 pm
if ya qualified to Judge other I hope ya qualified to actually receive the consequence of people on you and if you end with a bullet in the head don,t come cry to us
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4:47 am
You sir are a load of shit. No mortal is worthy of judging others. ONLY GOD CAN BE THE JUDGE AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU WILL GO BEFORE HIM FOR JUDGMENT. After that you shall be cast in Hell for your sins you have refused to repent for because you thought you were being self rightous. Please do study your Bible. (By the way Im atheist now because of people like you but I still know my facts.)
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2:02 pm
None of us are in a position where we can sit in judgement of anyone. We may not have all committed the same sins, but never the less, we are all guilty. We all have fallen short of the glory of God. Even if we have just broken one of the commandments, the bible says we are just as guilty, in God’s eyes, as the one that has broken them all. As James 2: 10 says “For whosoever keeps the Law [as a] whole but stumbles and offends in one [single instance] has become guilty of [breaking] all of it.”
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7:14 pm
Comedian, you’re engaging in fallacy. I’ve never said such things and you say these things to try to elicite an emotional response from readers, so they will side with you.
Christ wants us all to have love for one another and compassion. I love all people. What I hate is the idea that they will burn in hell for sins they commit. So I do what I can to remind them of what sins can send them to hell and will always do that, because I have a heart of love and compassion for all people.
I want people to live their life in such a way they won’t end up in Hell with Hitler, Hussein, the terrorists of 9/11, Marx, Ted Kennedy, AIDS and probably all of North Korea with them trying to make nuclear threats on us this week.
These are all evil people and who would wish someone an eternity, teeth gnashing and eyes weeping, with these evil people and more as your company?
Get a heart and life, Comedian. You should worry about your own salvation and help spread the word or righteousness (II Timothy 2:15)
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7:42 pm
//Comedian, you’re engaging in fallacy. I’ve never said such things and you say these things to try to elicite an emotional response from readers, so they will side with you.//
Bullshit you haven’t. You’ve said countless times that women are inferior, that it’s ‘ok to gently beat your wife’ even though gently beat is an oxymoron and still means to harm the very one you’re supposed to love.
//Christ wants us all to have love for one another and compassion. I love all people. What I hate is the idea that they will burn in hell for sins they commit.//
Except God also gave us free will. If he wanted all of us to be zombies that did nothing but follow and worship him, then obviously at this point we wouldn’t be communicating, we’d be building another statue of him. Not only that, you REFUSE to accept that God allows homosexuality, simply because JESUS didn’t say it, but some other asshole did. God made people gay to show the ways people can live their life, and YOU want to kill His creations out of unwarranted hate.
//So I do what I can to remind them of what sins can send them to hell and will always do that, because I have a heart of love and compassion for all people.//
Which is to say, you want EVERYONE to burn because you don’t know them. You JUST fucking said that this boy deserved to be hit by lightning, and yet you know NOTHING about him.
//I want people to live their life in such a way they won’t end up in Hell with Hitler, Hussein, the terrorists of 9/11, Marx, Ted Kennedy, AIDS and probably all of North Korea with them trying to make nuclear threats on us this week…//
There you go again, judging people again. You have no idea if Marx and Kennedy went to Hell, and you think everyone with AIDS is going to hell as well. Why? Because you latch onto some old, retarded idea and you refuse to change.
//These are all evil people and who would wish someone an eternity, teeth gnashing and eyes weeping, with these evil people and more as your company?//
Ok, you seem to be in favor of the way the terrorists and Hitler went about committing genocide, why do you call them evil? You want to nuke everyone off the face of the Earth, how is that any different than the radicals that we’re fighting? You’re no different than them, you’re nothing but a damn, dirty terrorist on the other side.
//Get a heart and life, Comedian. You should worry about your own salvation and help spread the word or righteousness (II Timothy 2:15)//
You seem hellbent on dragging the word of the righteous through the mud. Who the FUCK are you to tell people that they’re wrong?
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8:38 pm
Adam, not everybody shares your views on heaven and hell, so if we tell you that we don’t want to hear your bullshit about what you view as our “sins” and where we are at risk of going in the afterlife because of said “sins”, then you better keep your goddamned mouth shut.
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8:25 pm
“The name of the boy was not immediately released, due to HIPAA laws and privacy concerns.”
I love how you injected this assinine statement into the article you copied and pasted into this site. HIPAA was enacted by the U.S. Congress and, therefore, only applies to America. The boys name may not be released, but it would have nothing to do with American law.
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4:54 am
How is it that every little tiny thing that happens in the world JUST HAPPENS to be anger from your God? How is it that you assume that just because he was struck that he has or is going to do wrong? Must you always asume the worst about people? What would you say about yourself if YOU were struck by lightning instead? I had no problem with this thing other than that. I also wanted to point out there is no offensive music other than Justin Bieber.
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