Massive Ice Chunk Breaks off Greenland Glacier, Gays Responsible for Geography Change
Massive Ice Glacier Breaks off Greenland, Gays Responsible
The Bible’s condemnation of homosexuality is the same as the Bible’s condemnation or murder, idolatry, adultery, kidnapping, lying and robbing. Anyone who stands against such things stand against God’s law and the rules for humanity.
So why today is Greenland shocked as they have defied God and are now paying the price? The citizens of Greenland, in 1996, allowed ‘civil unions’ to take place between a man and a man. God sees this as an abomination and the scents of fecal sins wretches his belly with anger! Contempt! Burning wrath to sear all!
Behold the power of God and what he can do with just a puff of his nostrils, as now even a huge ice glacier has broken off Greenland! Glory be to God!
Homosexual countries always try to act shocked when God unleashes the flames of hell in his wrath, due to their evil acts of backside sins, when in the New Testament God clearly states:
Jude 7 “Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the cities around them, since they in the same way as these indulged in gross immorality and went after strange flesh, are exhibited as an example, in undergoing the punishment of eternal fire.”
Only months ago, we saw God huff is hunger and let it explode when he blew up Mount Eyjafjallajokull in Iceland, and over 1,000 gays drowned as God unleashed fires hotter than hell and made even the land of ice a steaming slush of Armegeddon! Megido!
Now we see even Greenland, the nation of sin that prides itself on pristine beauty, has irked God and made him mad. Today shocked scientists and normal citizens in Greenland alike awoke in fear and panic, as in the distance they could only hear what sounded like trumpets and the sound of a massive flame cannon.
It was none other than the angels mentioned in Revelations, angrily brandishing their fire swords and cutting huge swaths off Greenland, as God prepared to deliver the coup de tat and break off an island in a final display of his wrath and warning to all gays to stop sinning!
AP reports that citizens took from their homes, stealing outside in massive fear and panic. Fires lit the early dawn sky and the temperature recorded was suddenly 117 degrees Fahrenheit. To the West, the flames poured from the heavens onto the west coast of Greenland.
Andreas Muenchow, associate professor of physical ocean science and engineering at the University of Delaware, was called in to consult and advice on this massive divine phenomenon:
“In the early morning hours of August 5, 2010, an ice island four times the size of Manhattan was born in northern Greenland,” said Muenchow.
The size of Manhattan, four times the size. This is just but a small display of God’s true power. If God really wanted, he could have reached his hand down from heaven itself and ripped Greenland right from the Earth and hurl the entire nation straight into the Sun, where even the Sun’s flame would be a cool drink’s relief when compared to the eternal flames of hell where all gays shall burn, forever!
Let us look at God’s wrath first-hand, so you at home can get a true feel of his glory and splendor. Just think, God was able to do this to iceland by casually blowing his steamed breath over this country. He was able to dispatch his angels to lazily brandish their swords to cut this chunk of Greenland clean off! Just imagine the horror gays would face if God decided to unleash his full power, where there is no limit to what he does!
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In this image, you can see the bed where only hours ago, reports state an unprecedented stream of molten lava flowed freely. The lava caused 30 foot tall plumes of steam to arise, as God burned Greenland and prepared to cut off its West Coast in a warning shot intended for all Greenland gays.
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Here we see potholes left by small meteorites thrown down from the heavens. God could have taken a comet or even an asteroid, and made it hit Earth in such a way that only Greenland was destroyed! But as the Bible says, God is slow in his wrath and in this zone, it is a memorial to what he can truly do and that does include bring death from above as he casts stones at all sinners upon Earth!
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Where water is, there was once another hot bed of flowing lava. As God removed the lava, melted slushed water filled in its stead and that’s what we see here. A flowing river of water in the frozen tundra of Greenland, many degrees below zero and yet, God can defy all science he created and we see liquid water here.
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Scientists are now calling this image the eight pass and it captures a good image of the disaster area. From this aerial view, you can see the extent of the melting God’s light display caused upon this huge chunk of Greenland. You can see where many rivers flow from the heat of his wrath. You can see how the angels carved at Greenland and wanted to show all that God is serious in the Bible, when he says that all gays will burn in hell for all time and they will never get any cool relief. God can melt any form of ice, even in sinful frozen nations such as Iceland and Greenland.
Make no mistake, there will be no green land’s or iced lands in hell!
So today, we can see how God becomes so angry that he even changes Geography. God has changed the Geography of Greenland, and the gays are to blame. Friends, do not let them drag you to hell with them. The same fate awaits America, probably with God thundering his wrath and pelting California until it sinks deep in the Pacific, all sinners drowing like the sin-pride armies of Pharaoh.
Get it right, America! No gay marriage! The price if angering God and then death for all!
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4:47 pm
No doubt that the godless “Global Warming” cultists will claim this is Man’s fault for switching on the A/C in the USA’s southwest in the dead of summer; of course they will find the citizens of the great state of Arizona to be especially guilty and punishable.
The godless atheist Global Warming Adherents mock conservative Christians for quoting Leviticus, but still can’t resist fantasizing about their own way that the world will be destroyed because of Man’s wicked ways.
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4:48 pm
The Bible’s condemnation of homosexuality is the same as the Bible’s condemnation or murder, idolatry, adultery, kidnapping, lying and robbing.
You did more sin than homosexual will ever do
and Greenland has no “actual city” but only Military Bases
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12:10 am
Ah actually Greenland has a population of over 55,000 people. Settlements like Ilulissat and Ittoqqortoormiit for example. Maybe the towns/villages are small but not all the concentrations of population are military bases.
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7:45 pm
If you notice, the glacier is shaped like a gay’s satan scepter. God is letting the gays know that he will not hesitate to burn off their things and then cast them into hell.
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8:22 pm
Oh you, you and Stevie are the only ones that see penis’s in everything. You know you want to suck the dicks of a thousand men, just admit it and move on, will ya?
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9:45 am
How do you know it’s a gay’s satan septer? How do you know it wasn’t a straight man’s?
And how do you know what a gay man’s penis (note the correct term there) looks like unless you have first-hand knowledge?
Sinner…
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2:32 pm
Well if the makers of this website are going to heaven, then hell sounds like a lot more fun! where do I sign up? Can I bring my discoball and poppers?
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6:36 pm
Global warming is just God hugging us a little tighter.
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7:52 pm
Rhea, what a nice way to look at weather fluctuation. It is rare for commenters on this site to be so sweet and genuine. I think I’ve been nicer to people today because of your happy perspective. Hey everybody, let’s declare today Rhea Pollstry Day!
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2:42 am
guess he God must be punishing the gays just like he punishes the five year old girl that will be raped and murdered. that damned five year old girl must have been evil!!!! down with the gays!!!
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12:36 am
are you serious….seriously….i mean seriously…omg…my whole apartment building at a laugh at this one.
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4:28 pm
I just had gay sex with an unnamed US Senator in an airport restroom. Break out your bikinis, the weather is gonna start getting warm, m’kay?
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12:07 pm
As a Christian myself, I’m absolutely stunned at the amount of needless and unjustifiable hatred towards homosexuals.
So you’re telling me, basically, because the sparsely populated Greenland allows homosexual unions, God Almighty himself decided he got bored being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent to carve an ice island off the coast of Greenland? Right…
Christ told us to love the person but hate the sin. It sounds like you’re covering up the sin by hating the person. Freud called this “projection.”
Also, this is just funny: “…over 1,000 gays drowned as God unleashed fires hotter than hell and made even the land of ice a steaming slush of Armegeddon! Megido! [sic]”
But wait…
“..hurl the entire nation straight into the Sun, where even the Sun’s flame would be a cool drink’s relief when compared to the eternal flames of hell where all gays shall burn, forever!”
So it looks like we have, in order of increasing temperature, the sun (around 6000 degrees celsius on the surface), followed by Hell (of course I can’t tag a temperature to this, I’m just following the logic you used in your article), and then by molten lava (typically 700-1300 degrees celsius).
Hmm…
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4:56 pm
retarded, thats all i can say. the author, and all who believe his article, either in full or part, are retarded, and incapable of dealing with reality. Please just die, cause i don’t know how else to save this country, and world.
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12:27 pm
I hope you are laughing your head off when you wrote this article. I am a proud and out gay man and I seriously think you are running out of ideas and sanity. I am sure the more you write, the more convincing you sounded to yourself. Enjoy. What goes around comes around.
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9:50 pm
And I say 9/11 happened because of evil, hateful people like yourself. And I have just as much factual evidence to back up my claim as you do.
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4:27 am
Do you people actually believe this crap? Seriously? This is sarcastic right? It’s meant to be satire? WOW. WOOOOOWWWW….
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4:36 am
I have an article idea for you:
“top 5 ways to tell if your favorite conservative author is gay?”
5. He see penises in every image
4. He finds a way to hook in gay to every topic
3. He believes everyone around him is gay
2. He is able to pick apart every episode of glee, and relate it to gay (because of course, he haaaddd to watch it to tell the world how gay every single episode is)
1. He secretly fantasizes about dropping a load on satan.
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2:50 am
And God is making Glenn Beck blind and Rush Limbaugh deaf.
What do you have to say about that?
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