Mexican Illegals Cause American Salmonella Outbreak
Mexican Illegals Cause American Salmonella Outbreak In Kansas
- Abe Goodman and Kami Yokoshima reporting
Even as you read this, thousands of Americans desperately flock their local hospitals. Countless reports details how the Mexican salmonella virus has now afflicted over 338 million people.
This new Mexican salmonella super-bacteria is twenty times more deadly than the Mexican swine flu that killed thousands last winter. It has already caused massive catostrophe in the states of California, Arizona, Minnesota, Colorado, Nevada, Kansas, Montana, Iowa, Texas, New York and even Florida!
It is no coincidence that all of these states also experience a 23% net increase in Mexican population. The Mexicans are germy because since they are here illegally, they can’t buy things like water and soap. They live in recluse homes and work in places like lettuce yards and chicken coops, where they have direct access to the very food that feeds our nation.
Now, even our fine stores such as Albertsons, Ralph’s, The Dillions, Wal-Mart and Sooper Coopers are all plagued! It is worse than licking a toilet in a seedy Tijuana stripper bar after 2 am showdown! Mexican whore disease devil of the mouth and belly! It is worse than that!
My friends, I am so scared. Eggs go into everything: mash potatoers, chickens, beans, baked beans, refried beans, soups, cereal, cakes, pies, cookies, browniers, hashers, rotuckey, am McDonalds breakfast and even some Japanese delights that Kami working here says she eats.
This is more proof why we must throw all the Mexicans out of our country. They think they can sneak in here and steal our way of life and then give us their illnesses! I am so angry right now!
As we watch this horror unfold, thousands of Americans, some as young as only 3-years-old, suffer and die just because they wanted a nice pickeled-egg-sandwich with a topping of mayo on rye bread, with perhaps a side of slaw, in their first day of school lunch. But Mexicans ruined it all and now our children are dead from Salmonella!
Salmonella is more deadly than AIDs and herpies combined! Then add Swine Flu recombinance in there and it is Mexican apocalypse!
America now falls down with a disease that not even Montezuma could call his own. I am so angered and riled. Angry! I want all Mexicans out and it is my Constitutional right to kick them all out GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY SALMONELLA MONGERS!
My fellow comrads, my good friend Abe has made a very dire and necessary point! The Mexicans must leave the great and free country of the United States! It is imperative that these filthy scoundrels be banished and forced to stay in their own lands. They are not wanted nor are they needed here. They are like vomit spreading throughout the clear streams of America. They are poisoning us with their nonsense language and filthy living habits! They are the truest and most spot-on definition of “filth” there is! They have tried to take over this country long enough and now they strike us forth with their Salmonella attack! They must be stopped!
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Author: Abe
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10:05 am
I really dislike bean dippers. It is only a matter of time before our E/R is filled with people suffering from Salmonella and go figure, it’s the illegals to blame. Get them out of our country.
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12:01 pm
it’s fucking scary that you claim to be educated in medicine yet don’t know how salmonela works.
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11:23 am
Wow, where do you get this information, are you fucking stupid????
Are u a normal person or a fucking retard, OMG this is one of the most stupid thing I have read in this webpage.
I hope you die from Salmonella the real one.
I dont understand why u said all this horrible things.
Vete a la mierda maldito idiota!
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11:28 am
Why aren’t you condemning the U.S. companies that hire illegals? They wouldn’t be here if they couldn’t find jobs. As for all the hatefulness spouted by the writer–I’m still hoping this whole website is a hoax.
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11:43 pm
They can’t condemn company because without the Illegal the US economy would be worst
they are cheaper handyman than american who are “full paid”
and on another Note
The Mexicans must leave the great and free country of the United States!
Just saying if you are soo FREE why Mexicans can’t be there then ? Free means acceptance of all culture and tolerance to everyone
yet you show hate toward these people
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11:59 am
did you even read your own source? the eggs come from an all american farm in iowa.
it is the completly normal salmonela and is hardly deadly. every year 142,000 americans alone are aflicted… 30 of them die.
seriosuly you are multiple times more likely to be shot in the face for gods sake.
also salmonela isn’t a virus it’s a bacteria. you don’t know shit do you?
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6:48 pm
This is fucking hate speech and the most ignorant thing I’ve heard since the Mel Gibson rants. You should be fired for this. I can’t believe that this article would show up on site called christwire.
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3:39 pm
This is the reason people think of Americans being SO STUPID, people like you ABE and KAMI that just write stupid crap without ANY research.
I advice you to get your facts and say something smart….WAIT, you are not that smart so never mind!
Hijo de tu pinche madre, educate pedazo de mierda!
Sera que KAMI te la mete por el culo y es por eso que no sabes que escribir?
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3:40 pm
@jazze – You’re a knucklehead. First, it’s SalmoneLLA. Second – you say “hardly deadly” and follow up with “30 of them die”. Nice logic.
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4:52 pm
@ neilio, Jazze had a point that is a very small number, meaning only .02 percent of people who are affected die. That’s hardly deadly. And wow, she missed one letter in Salmonella and you use that in your argument. Shows how much substance you have.
As for the rest of this, Nowhere in that first hyperlink does it state that the virus is mexican, or that 338 million have been affected. Thats common here though, since there usually is no evidence to support these articles.
Also, the fact that they are here illegally doesn’t mean they can’t buy soap. Also, not all mexicans are illegal.
“Mexican whore disease devil of the mouth and belly! It is worse than that!” That’s a new one!
And as for those foods you are now scared of, they are all cooked.
Finally, hate to invoke any stereotypes, but If we make Mexicans leave, what workers will build? It seems that they are the base of our nation now, and you out them as worthless filth!
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6:05 pm
You should be ashamed for writing such non-sense.
christwire.com should be ashamed for publishing it
and we should forget about it quickly.
What kind of values (christian or not) can we find in this article? Propaganda, dishonesty, and racism.
Shame!
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7:01 pm
Ok… the more I look at this… the more I think it has to be a hoax; If they can shock enough people that they post it on their Facebook pages, then they can get more clicks and, therefore, more ad revenue. These people have to know that they would scare far more people away from Christianity than they could ever save with this BS.
I can’t believe no one else saw the irony in this either… How could a Mexican contaminate an egg? It’s sealed. Not only that, but cooking it would kill the bacteria. Salmonella comes from eating raw or undercooked poultry.
These parts definitely made me LOL:
“Salmonella is more deadly than AIDs and herpies combined.” Well I don’t really think it’s too hard to be more deadly than herpes… I’m pretty sure it doesn’t kill you.
“The Mexicans are germy because since they are here illegally, they can’t buy things like water and soap.” Wow! First off, great job on the grammar. Making up words like your hero, President Bush, now? And yea… I’m not sure where you live, but it’s not too difficult to get water for free in most places.
All around… Great job! This might be my new favorite site. It’s even better than ‘The Onion.’
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11:49 pm
Not to mention that soap are what 2$ US and Most mexican legal and illegal can buy it easily
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12:27 am
Come on people, it’s a joke, and even if it wasn’t, get over it and move on with your life.
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4:09 am
This article is bigoted, racist and inaccurate. The author should be ashamed of his ignorance.
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11:31 am
This site’s not very funny. It’s good and well to amuse yourself, but learn the concept of a punchline. Otherwise, what’s the point for a reader like me?
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1:28 pm
Maybe all of the pissed off replies ARE the punchline.
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9:18 am
I knew that this was their plan all along. They love the abject poverty of their own countries, who wouldn’t? They only came here to spread salmonella, which they invented. It’s all so clear now! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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12:15 pm
Abe,
I believe you’ve neglected a few other facts that need to be looked into by your panel of investigative journalists. A number of those states you listed with the greatest outbreaks are currently leading in the number of housing foreclosures. I believe that there is a direct link between the poisoning of our American brothers and sisters and their forcible eviction via foreclosure by the overlords of Wall Street. No doubt, as these homes become vacant, a greater number become the new homes of illegal squatters who work for pennies on the dollar and only enrich those Wall Street atheists! Please, please look into this and continue the good work that is being carried out by Christwire.
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1:02 pm
Kami Yokoshima, where are your people from?
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12:18 pm
This is a hoax right? cause I don’t believe that someone can be THIS stupid!
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11:06 pm
This is a christian website…no wonder I don’t go to church…what kind of idiot believes this crap…the article was racist and hateful…learn the facts before you write an article
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7:43 pm
Statistically, Mexicans are more Christian than American, which is becoming increasingly more secular. Interestingly enough, in recent polls taken in Mexico research has found that Mexican government is more willing than American government for change and acceptance.
Also, the farm that the eggs came from was an all-american farm in Iowa. What a complete load of garbage. Nobody thinks to blame the white, conservative farmers that hire these illegals, do they?
Hypocrites.
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12:10 pm
Wow! There is no God.
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