Mexican Swine Flu Is Still A Zombie Threat, More Proof
For months now the scientific community has convinced us that swine flu season was over. Yet, by the confession of Mexico itself, the flu remains!
You see my friends, flu virii can lay dormant. Within the Mexican genome and others who were infected, the virus did not manifest, but instead, just hid withen the, alleles, of those infected but now is starting to raise itself to kill us all again!
You all know the symptoms: taco-scent sweat, bugged out glossy eyes, a lax tongue, smelly bowels and wretching of the guts. It is just like a weekend in Mexico after drinking the agua mala, that is, bad water in American. You get the same symptoms but with swine flu, there is no return and odds are you will die!
The sick think about this flu is just as our dogma warns that during Armegeddon, once again that dead shall rise and you can tell this will have some play during those times. It is just a taste of the end of days.
We already saw the Mexican zombie flu raises black rapper “Tupac” from the dead, and countless other examples from here in America. Now even the AP confirms our initial suspicions with this headline from today: Behold and Fear!
The truth is that there was nothing wrong with that Mexican doctor. His third world knowledge did not let him know he was dealing with swine flu, and this story is just the tip of the iceberg. Fall rolls in and then winter! It will be all the same again and I suggest you all go to Walmart to stock up on supplies, I’m telling you.
Canned beans, corn meal and salt with bacon. Water and more water. All the flue medicine you can get and material to seal of your home again because the zombie flu is back and badder than ever before. You all just saw the headline so beware!
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Author: Abe
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6:26 pm
yes because zombies are much more likely than a doctor being neglicent right…. seriously what kind of logic do you run on? where’s your proof? i saw a completly unfounded theory. and that’s it.
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7:24 pm
“Taco-scent sweat”! Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! I’m a taco licking fool!
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7:36 pm
So now even Mexican babies raise from the dead. Scary. I don’t understand the science behind it, so it just shows there must be a supernatural companent to all this and probably Satan’s hand.
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7:48 pm
The baby did not “raise from the dead”, you dumbass. It was obviously never dead to begin with. It’s rare, but not unheard of for people to be declared dead when they’re in fact still alive. Such mistakes are usually made by inadequately trained medical personnel, but have even been known to be made by highly educated physicians and surgeons.
The fear of being buried alive has been around for thousands of years, because it can and does happen. Many urban legends and lore (and even some true stories) have been centered on people who’ve been so afraid to be buried alive by mistake that they have a telephone buried with them.
A “doctor” should know this information, Adam.
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7:52 pm
Yes, a doctor should know these things, therefore I doubt that this doctor, albeit Mexican, made such a mistake. I think it is more likely that Satan somehow caused this child to rise again.
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8:23 pm
That’s because you’re a dumbass who doesn’t understand that doctor’s can make mistakes. It’s not too far-fetched an idea that the doc didn’t use the right instruments to determine that the child was alive or not, or the devices were faulty to begin with.
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5:27 pm
wait a second adam did you just argue that because of an existing common knowledge that something can happen that proves that it most likely didn’t happen… that’s like argueing a relegious terrorist most likely didn’t do it motivated by his relegion because he would know they all do that. it makes abseloutly no sense. common sense fucking use it.
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8:31 pm
Of course these guys are all hard-up for zombies. After all, they *do* worship one.
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7:44 pm
IMA GET MAH SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMN ZOMBIE BABIE MASELF! NOW! WHERES MEXICO? I CAN SEE IT FROM MY HOUSE LIKE SARAH PALIN! Whadaya mean shooting babies is illigal? IM AMERICAN RAWR I DONT BELIVE YOU MEXICANS AND YOUR TACOS and now im bored>
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10:35 pm
Mexican swine flu again? Seriously?
But, like Amber, you’re not a racist, right?
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4:54 pm
Nasty zombie wet backs
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6:13 pm
Everyone thought this was fun and games last year too, then what happened? Thousands sick and dead from the swine flu.
Oh you stiffnecked children of Soddom, have you already forgotten the wrath poured out by teh flu and think it will not happen again?
We have more illegals in America now than ever before. In only the last year, there have been 67,000 children born unto illegals in America. We, by law, have to call these sinchilds “American”, even though there parents do not belong and 80% of carrying this flu.
Quarantine, like I said last year, is the only answer. And when we have Mexicans in quarantine, we can also screen them to see if they are here legally. If they cannot produce an id within three hours, I say we throw them out of our country and over the river.
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11:12 am
as i remeber it nothing really happened. sure some got sick a few did die. but the common flu you kn ow the one YOU are resposible for killed more. what do you have to say to that?
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3:41 am
yes, lets quarantine them, anyone that may be from Mexico, “hey, he’s not white as the driven snow, check his papers” take them from wherever we find them, their homes, the streets, their workplaces, ship them off to a secure, isolated location, maybe do some medical testing, oh, and can’t have them sit around all da, while their there, right? maybe put them to work when they don’t have tests to run on them at the moment, or before their deported. Have a couple furnaces nearby for easy disposal, just in case someone does come down with the flu.. can’t have infection lying around after all. hey, lets call it what is, a propaganda inspired American holocaust. welcome to being a Nazi, Abe.
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