Obama is a Soviet Muslim: 3 in 5 Americans Now Understand
Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein. That alone makes him a Muslim ethnic. Thank God that finally, the majority of America understand this point.
According to a new Washington Post poll, 64% of Americans now understand that Obama is not a Christian. Over 60% of Americans know Obama is a Muslim, and over the past year, 20% can now correctly identify Obama as a Shia Muslim, his true yet veiled heritage.
It is no secret that Obama wakes up at 5 a.m. every day. With others, he can be seen going into a mosque to do his daily worship of his secret Muslim gods. He does this five times a day, as presribed by Muslim hadith and shia law.
The Washington Post poll also showed that 60% of Americans learned the truth about Obama from the media, with online publications and television programs being the most revealing sources of accurate information.
Sadly, there are at least 34% of Americans who still think Obama is a Christian. There are even more who believe that Obama is American, when the fact is that he grew up in a terror madrassa and is Indonesian.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
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4:04 pm
Retard Higgins STRIKES AGAIN!
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4:46 pm
secret muslim gods?
he’s called allah that isn’t much of a secret and there’s only one.
also if so much common knowledge care to proveide evidence?
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5:12 pm
Free Speech is an American right….but do you folks really believe this guy? Give me a break. This web site needs an editor, so that it won’t get sued for liable slander. I also question the universities that advertise on this website.
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9:17 pm
Holy….crap. Seriously? Is this some kind of joke? If this is not a joke, the writer is so batshit crazy that he needs to be locked in an asylum. If you are truly this bitter, hateful, and dumb, I feel very, very sorry for you.
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9:52 pm
Five million angry liberals will visit this site this week thinking it is serious, because they want to believe that Christians really think this way. Then they will pat themselves on the back for being appalled that 24% of Americans say Obama is a Muslim.
Address emails to “HolyMailBox@christwire.org?” Geez, people, learn to laugh at things that are genuinely funny. At Christwire, you don’t need to wait until Jon Stewart gives the signal that you are supposed to laugh now.
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12:04 am
soviet muslim? hmm. seems contradictory to me.
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12:50 am
Riiiight… Because we all know that you can’t possibly be a decent person unless your Christian. You pretend like Christian’s don’t start wars or do anything wrong.
Fuck yo religion! (and all the other ones while we’re on the topic)
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1:48 am
haha! Great satire!
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6:41 am
Wow,
I never knew. The President recently bought a dog for his daughters, I wonder if he is worshiping the dog as one of his gods. Also, the fact that is inaugural address was headlined by a renowned Christian preacher was obviously a front. We should expect to see him making his yearly pilgrimage to Mecca soon. Also, I expect that the First Lady will stop wearing those fancy threads and start wearing a burka (or at the very least a hijab) any day.
FACT: The Soviets slaughtered Muslims in Afghanistan in the 80′s. The communist movement loathed Muslims (and all organized religions).
FACT: Whatever the President’s ancestral origin, he is a Christian. My great-great-great grandfather was probably an Irish druid, me not so much.
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6:48 am
its me or we didnt see the same article ( on washingtonpost) as the reverend
Because I see only 20% believe obama is a Muslims since his inauguration
And what it’s change if he is Muslim or christian or buddhist its not in the constitution (My friend thought about that to me)since you are not a theocracy and would be discriminatory in Both the constitution and federal Law
Russia Like china hate religious people ( well china is more dislike but they allow them to actually be there if they don’t cause trouble )
and Reverend did you do Like Jazze taking Up your ministries from Internet ?
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10:12 am
‘when the fact is that he grew up in a terror madrassa’
This is ridiculous I can’t even laugh at this poor misguided human being. The fact is you are so wrapped up in your dogmas and your pre concieved notions that the basic tenets of Christianity, that I grew up with, have completely confounded you. First, Obama is not a Muslim, and if he was, so what? He did not grow up in a terror madrassa, Madrassas are for the training of youths in the Koran, sort of like bible camp. Before you misuse your title as Reverend, kind sir, please spare a thought for your God ordained responsibility to preach the truth in a sober and responsible manner.
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12:30 pm
Islam is a religion–not an ethnicity, you idiots. No one can be considered a “Muslim ethnic.”
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1:46 pm
You can’t really be that fucking stupid.
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2:20 pm
Fuck You, Reverand!!
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4:07 pm
If President Obama was a Soviet Muslim, wouldn’t he be from Serbia or Bosnia and have a middle full of consonants with no vowels?
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5:01 pm
1. 64% is not 3 in 5, it’s 2 in 3.
2. Muslims have nothing to do with being soviet, you have no proof of that.
3. “secret muslim gods” You mean Allah? Do some research for once!
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7:03 pm
I’m sorry, but your complete lack of the ability to research your topic just adds to the absurdity of this article.
Muslims pray five times a day not because of the Hadith, but because of the Qur’an. It is one of the Five Pillars of Islam, the central tenants of the faith. Also, the phrase “secret muslim gods” is also highly innacurate. Islam is a monotheistic religion, and (you might know this if you did your research) preaches that there is no god but God, or Allah.
I’m ashamed that you call yourself a Christian, or a Journalist. Your hatred is clearly a flaw in your beliefs, and the little, narrow minded education you’ve had clearly did not contain proper instruction on researching or writing skills.
Also, how in the world did Russia come into this article? Other than you trying to create a attention grabbing title? But please, go on trying to pervert the minds of your readers. You should be ashamed of the hate you’re teaching your family to tolerate. I’ve met wife beaters with a higher intellegence and tolerance than you, not to mention many of the Muslims you constantly condem.
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