Paris Hilton Arrested for Possible Cocaine Use in Las Vegas
Las Vegas – Troubled celebrity Paris Hilton has made the headlines today. Her talent of the day? Cocaine possession.
[picappgallerysingle id="9603134" width="200px" height"225px"]Reports coming in from Las Vegas police indicate that Paris Hilton was arrested today, on one count of cocaine possesion. Paris now adds these charges to her long, brilliant career of other immense talents such as driving under the influence (DUI), knife-wielding, partying to the point of being so drunk she does not remember which guys she may or may not have slept with, sex tapes and last but not least, being literally born with a silver spoon firmly placed within her mouth.
At age 29, Hilton still fails to compare to the immense crime and crash-and-burn repertoire by her fellow timeless celeb comrades, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, respectively. No word yet on if Paris will spend one or two weeks in jail for her felony drug crime, and if the judge will elect to flog her wrist with a wet noodle for good measure.
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Author: Karen Gray
Karen Gray is a student of journalism at LMU and international events columnist for the CW.
1:49 pm
Oh my,my!!! Gracious me!!!
It seems like it was only yesterday that she had a pre-trial conversion and gave her soul to jesus?
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3:04 pm
heh she seems Like former president George W bush she read the Book the wrong way
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8:53 am
If Paris Hilton were a staunch Republican we would get her out of it. Since she has not devoted and dedicated her full and entire life to the Republican party, and right after that Jaizuss!, that alone should get her life in prison. Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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1:35 pm
Cut her some slack. Her step-great-grandmother, the world’s original celebutard is in failing health.
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