Las Vegas – Troubled celebrity Paris Hilton has made the headlines today. Her talent of the day? Cocaine possession.
[picappgallerysingle id="9603134" width="200px" height"225px"]Reports coming in from Las Vegas police indicate that Paris Hilton was arrested today, on one count of cocaine possesion. Paris now adds these charges to her long, brilliant career of other immense talents such as driving under the influence (DUI), knife-wielding, partying to the point of being so drunk she does not remember which guys she may or may not have slept with, sex tapes and last but not least, being literally born with a silver spoon firmly placed within her mouth.
At age 29, Hilton still fails to compare to the immense crime and crash-and-burn repertoire by her fellow timeless celeb comrades, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, respectively. No word yet on if Paris will spend one or two weeks in jail for her felony drug crime, and if the judge will elect to flog her wrist with a wet noodle for good measure.