Princeton Review Lists Top 20 Most Dangerous Party Schools
Only months ago our good friend Derek Van Buren warned parents about vajazzling, the newest threat to your college son. As a parent of two college-aged sons, one who is at Harvard and the other matriculating to Emory this coming fall, the article was hard-hitting and a real eye-opener.
We send our children off to school to make a mark on the world, and learn that while at school, not everyone is there for the same reasons as our precious kids. Some kids go to school to be little partying whoredevils and others to embibe in ridiculous amounts of alcohol or gang violence parties with the basketball team, the players who likely come from ‘street’ environments and have not earned their way there, in terms of academics.
With all this in mind, how great is it to know that Princeton Review makes the job easy for us parents in weeding out the schools who attract the most hellbound students, based upon complex scientific data. Here we have the list of the Most Dangerous College schools, because they are known as ‘party schools’.
Let us get on to the list. If you see any of these schools on your child’s final selection list, simply X through it. If this is the only school where they were accepted, too bad. They can go work for a year and go apply again next year. It is better than them turning up dead from alcohol poisoning, getting addicted to crack or marijane with the bastetball team.
•University of Georgia
•Ohio University
•Penn State
•West Virginia University
•University of Mississippi
•University of Texas at Austin
•University of Florida
•University of California – Santa Barbara
•University of Iowa
•DePauw University
•Florida State University
•University of Wisconsin – Madison
•University of Alabama
•Sewanee – The University of the South
•Indiana University – Bloomington
•University of Colorado – Boulder
•University of Missouri
•University of Illinois
•University of Maryland
•Michigan State University
Top American Party Schools 2010-2011: Princeton Review Rankings
I am ashamed to see my alma mater has fallen from its days of prestige when I went there, to number one on the party list. That is the type of work Satan can achieve in a lifetime, even in a moral hub state like Georgia. The people of Atlanta are largely to blame.
Please post this list on your fridge and review it with your spouse, so that you make it clear that if an acceptance letter comes from any of these dangerous schools, don’t even open it. Throw it away or better yet burn it, for half the students at these sin factories are going to get churned out in the deepest pits of hell.
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5:44 pm
ABE WENT TO FUCKING COLLAGE? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
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5:51 pm
That’s a bit of a stretch. You see, he had to wear a special helmet and was kept faaaaaar away from everyone else. Either that, or he’d get drunk and after fucking his goat/mother in some sick ritual, he’d pass out at the college and thought he went there.
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6:17 pm
I have to wonder if this is even ethical professional journalism to promote the drugs and alcohol aesthetic of colleges but listing and celebrating them in such a manner. And how do they know what school has more parties and girls? When you talk to teenage boys they’ll brag about everything, particularly those things which aren’t true.
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6:35 pm
If you go to Princeton Review, and then look at their college ranking choices tab, you’ll see one is entitled “Reefer Madness”. They rank schools based on where you can ‘score’ the most drugs.
This in itself begs an investigation from you guys.
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6:40 pm
There is an article at the top of this page, did you fail to read it?
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7:06 pm
Billings, you realize that you’re talking to the real Adam Nelson, right?
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8:52 pm
For an “investigative journalist” his powers of perception aren’t real strong, are they?
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11:23 pm
WHOEVER YOU ARE STOP CONFUSING ME
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11:30 pm
Or maybe you could actually do some research? You know, it’s not THAT hard to highlight someone’s name dip shit. Seriously, you can’t even be bothered to tell the difference between a poster and a member, how the fuck should you have ANY authority over ANY thing?
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4:24 pm
mann relax billings the 2 adam nelson are easily distinguishable if you have the decency to Highlight their name at the bottom ya wills ee the “link” they used
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4:32 pm
You know, if you think about it, this proves he’s a fraud. He’ll bash anyone that’s against him, but he’ll be happy to support those that are with him. If he knew that the Adam from here was the first post, he would’ve said something different, something that would make him seemed ‘shocked’ or some other typical reaction from a nutjob. He honestly doesn’t give a shit about values or anything, he only cares about who’s on his side.
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6:48 pm
Go UT!
Top 10 in the nation for their undergraduate business and engineering programs and has 3 very traditional churches on campus.
Because, you know, when you’re not a complete idiot you can make choices of what to do and who to hang out with by yourself.
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4:17 pm
Too bad there are a lot of idiots at UT…
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4:20 pm
There are a lot of idiots everywhere you go. Idiot.
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4:22 pm
There we call, you accused me of being a troll, you are now being a hypocrite.
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4:27 pm
I called him an idiot because he’s an idiot. It’s factual. Nothing troll-like about that. Try again.
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4:31 pm
Ahm, I am sure you never quite caught the definition, I suppose you’ll always be as ignorant as the rest of the Christian population Hank… all well I hope your soul is destroyed… I care not whether it is enslaved or not.
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4:36 pm
You are infuriatingly thick. I imagine this is a lot like what having an actual conversation with Satan would be like.
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4:39 pm
Well after all I am the son of Satan am I not? I am the Antichrist and i will birth the spread of the truth!
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4:40 pm
I can’t take you seriously anymore. I’m honestly dying behind the screen here. You need to stop before you kill me with your “Make People Die By Laughter” Ritual.
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4:44 pm
Pft, I actually don’t do a ritual to kill, those are for the other children of the Satanist community. I would plague you with an illness equivalent to the Black Death.
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4:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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4:48 pm
Neither does your bible, continue to laugh as you will. I do the same to what you say about the world after all.
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4:54 pm
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Uh…yeah it does. Are you high or something?
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6:56 pm
have the idea ever occured to you that if your kid even wants to get a true education they would simply stay away from those bad influences. do you have so little faith in you kids that you do not dare to let them make their own choices. if so why do you belive YOUR parent’s should trust you to make the right choices?
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8:07 pm
and if drinking beer is something your against as a parent, you better check into the dorm room next to your child because its going to happen anywhere.
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9:27 pm
Penn states my friend go there and they said it,s a fine school to attend
and Reefer madness doesnt refer to “drugs addict” in general its refer to the worst place to go
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9:51 pm
This article and, in fact, this whole website is so bias and backwards-thinking that I’ve turned it into a joke that I show my friends. I’m proud to say I’m going to UW Madison. It’s one of the most acclaimed engineering schools in the country, and I’m studying, wait for it, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! You just don’t want kids to go to these schools because of the forward-thinking atmosphere. I’m no drug addict, and I needed a 4.2 GPA to get in here. Good Day Sir!
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4:38 pm
Does the author know that DePauw is Methodist and Sewanee is Episcopalian?….half the students at these sin factories are going to get churned out in the deepest pits of hell…hahaha closed minded (ignorant) christians around this website…
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10:43 am
What’s a bastetball?
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11:08 am
kids party at every school in the country. if you think that these schools are worst than others then you are flat wrong. if your child wants a great education free from drugs and alcohol and can’t find it in athens, ga or austin, tx then you as a parent, not the legislature or the university, have failed.
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