• Shark Week 2010: Crazed Sand Shark Walks on Beach, Attacks People!

    August 3, 2010 5:37 pm 18 comments
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    I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We must wipe out every shark possible because they are a danger to man. Each and every year, over 500,000 people worldwide are eaten by sharks.

    Sharks sniff out anything on the surface of the ocean and with no concerns, just try to eat it. Imagine the horror of being on summer vacation with your family, when suddenly a pack of sharks decide that your precious little girl Sally is going to be their next meal. In the ocean, there is nothing you can do about it but cry salty tears which just helps refresh the sharks even more.

    Well, now I have something even more scary to show you. There are now sand sharks: sharks that have somehow been mutated, perhaps by radiation or far more likely, Satan, to be able to walk on land with their fins and then eat innocent people just trying to lay on the beach.

    When I saw the following video I immediately cancelled my vacation plans to the relaxing beaches of Malibu. These new sharks are popping up everywhere and gobbling people right up off the beach, and officials do not even really know what is happening or how to file the missing person’s report.

    Liberal animal rights extremists will try to cover this up with a pile of media lies and deception, but I have video proof! These sharks must be wiped out or more people are going to get eaten and their numbers will spread, building up deep in the bowels of the ocean and then exploding everywhere, boat, ships, the back seat of your car or maybe even your open back patio! Shark attack everywhere!

    They no longer need the water and can now pop up anywhere: you could just be getting home after a long day at the office and a few drinks with your friends at the local bar and grill, then suddenly, you go home to use perhaps your bathroom. Lurks in the shadows one of these sand sharks and it snuck in through your open patio door or even attempts to jump through your rooftop and waits to eat you! I’m now displaying the media footage and we need to go ahead and wipe these lowlife animals out while we can.

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