Terror Babies, The Scary New Threat Against America
Over the past year, over 64,000 terror babies have been born in America. There is a good chance you have crossed one in your day-to-day life. Terror babies represent a hidden threat to you and your family, one that could see your family blown up, poisoned or even held for ransom. Being prepared to defend against them is of paramount importance, for your life and your loved ones.
What Is A Terror Baby?
Terror babies are the product of a new, complex and patient plot being cooked up by today’s terrorists. These terrorists are hiring pregnant women, namely Mexican women, to sneak into America and have children.
These children, by technicality, are American citizens and have full rights once born on American soil. After being born and getting their birth certificates, these children are then sneaked back into Mexico, where they will then be shipped back to the Middle East.
At this point terrorists will indoctrinate all of these children with a burning hate for America. They will wind them up with nothing but anger and contempt for Americans. Some twenty years later, they will unleash these babies — now fully grown — back into America to murder your children and your grandchildren.
These terror babies will be able to get back into America, because remember, twenty or thirty years earlier, their illegal immigrant mother sneaked into our country and popped them up, granting them citizenship. This means that every year, nearly 100,000 terror babies and future terrorists against America are being breeded.
This plot was uncovered by the Texas State Legislature through several secret officials in the Mexican high command and also Iran terror regime.
They report the terror baby operation is already in full motion and America is at risk, twenty years or so down the road.
What Can We Do To Stop Terror Babies?
First, report any suspicious looking, pregnant Mexicans to your local authorities. If we can catch these Mexican mothers before they give birth, we can beat the clock and return them to their lands before they give live birth. These children will then be born Mexican, and not American.
Next, refuse to help illegals. Do not give them jobs. Do not give them medial treatment. Let them bear the full force of the summer sun by not giving them shelter or a ride to where they need to go, especially if they are pregnant. This will force them to think twice before coming into our country, to only sell their kids back to terrorists on the black market.
Third, enforce our laws. America has the right to shoot at legals trying to sneak into our country. Volunteer, at least one weekend a month, to get licensed with the government and help patrol freedom by guarding our borders. As a Border Control official, you can help control the illegal population.
Much like with Homegrown Terrorists, Terror Babies represent a grave threat to our nation. Let us look forward to the day when we wipe all terrorists off the map and we can read reports in Nature about their type being extince. Glory.
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Author: Abe
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11:26 am
This is a huge pile of shit
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2:19 pm
Abe you can’t do something constructive for Once helping Humanity IN a Good way or maybe it’s too tough for your monkey brain ?
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2:42 pm
Personally I like Abe. His articles are so bat shit insane you can’t help but laugh. Stevie takes it so damn seriously and defends his views so hotly that he’s pretty much the sole reason that it’s difficult to say this site is 100% Poe.
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3:21 pm
In fairness to Abe, he isn’t the originator of this story, that honour falls to Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert, as Abe correctly cited.
Congressman Grohmert cites this story, as told to him by an unnamed retired FBI agent, in support of Arizona’s immigration law.
If elected representatives and criminal investigators don’t have the nation’s and people’s best interests at heart, then who does?
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3:39 pm
I know Abe didn’t originally write the story, but the kind of people that Abe and co. represent are the kind that would actually believe this and go with it full force. There’s just so much fail in this story that it’s hard to take seriously. For example, as you said: //Congressman Grohmert cites this story, as told to him by an unnamed retired FBI agent, in support of Arizona’s immigration law.//
For one thing, who’s this FBI agent? Himself? He’s playing the “I heard from a friend” card which holds as much water as a bucket with it’s bottom missing. That’s all this guy has to hold that terrorists (which, really, where are these terrorists located, the same ones that we’re fighting?) are using Mexican women to give birth to babies in America, then ship those kids somewhere to ‘train’ for 15-20 years. Exactly how is this plan supposed to work? I mean, seriously, where do I start in explaining how this is so bat-shit crazy that it’s literally from a freakin’ video game plot except more convoluted. Does this guy honestly expect people to believe that a group of people are going to patiently wait for 20 years to build an army of brain-washed kids that would have to have been donated by their mothers (which relies on them wanting to give up their kids and continue to live in poverty since the main idea of coming over here and giving birth is so that they can get money for having an American-born child and whatnot), spending god-knows of money and effort into raising them, teaching them at least two languages (English and whatever the people raising them speak), and all to take down America.
It’s just so incredibly silly.
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3:22 pm
These women and children need to be brought to Christ before this happens. The Department of Homeland Security is responsible for doing this. Janet Napolitano can help. Christian preachers and missionaries should contact her right away & get started!
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3:29 pm
Anyone who believes this has no brain! Leave it to a Texas Republican.
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5:29 pm
i’d like to know what the story of the kind samaritan means to you abe.
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2:52 pm
This is F***ing rediculous!!!!!!!!!
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7:00 pm
This site is TOO Much!!
Thank you for the laughs and giggles CristWire.org, you rule!
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5:21 am
I personally think this is a load of crap. If this were even remotely possible it still wouldn’t work. America is already pretty much taken over so what is the point of doing this?
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11:06 am
OMG! You are so full of shit!!!! So so so full of shit, this is so stupid, this is the reason why the rest of the World hates USA.
People like you should die slowly and painfully.
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9:32 am
The guy who wrote this and the people who believe it is a sure sign that America has gone to hell. I’m sorry you people plague the earth and are fueled by so much blind hatred. I blame your parents for brainwashing you that America is the greatest and everyone else should be looked at with suspicion, as if they are animals trying to take it away from you. Of course my message wont change a damn thing in your pathetic lifestyles but trust me, if I could wish a plague upon you all, I would instantly. The world would be a much better, healthier, and suspicion free place with you all fertilizing its soil.
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