Email
Tumblr
Digg
Youtube
The Bermuda Triangle Mystery Has Been Solved, By The Bible
Twitter
Facebook
Delicious
Digg
Stumble
Reddit
Origin
The Bermuda Triangle, known also as the Devil’s Triangle, is a region of the western Atlantic Ocean. Over the years hundreds of sea vessels and even aircraft have been mysteriously ripped from the oceans and the skies, never to be seen again.
Speculation as to what happened to these vessels has varied through the years. Some say it was extraterrestrials, aliens. Others say it may have been simple and coincidental pilot error. Others say it was something supernatural.
Theories abound and stories flourish, and you can read about them all here. It is said the simplest answer is often the right one, and after praying about this phenomena, God allowed me to think and discover how so many ships are being taken down in what scientists say is the “Devil’s Triangle”.
Satan’s MO Exposed
The Bermuda Triangle is not of Satan. That is fact. Theologians and godless atheists alike agree with this fact. Satan has tried to convince mankind he is responsible to, one, seem more powerful and two, to veil the truth.
To understand what is going on in the Bermuda Triangle, let us first open our Bibles to Genesis, Chapter 3. When you have it, please say Amen and then stand for the reading of the word of God.
Genesis 3:24 – “So He drove out the man:and He placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims,and a flaming sword which turned every way,to keep the way of the tree of life.”
For the backstory here, God created Adam and Eve. Everyone knows this fact. Some time after creation, Eve was walking, naked, in the forest and talking to a serpent, who of course was Satan and that’s why that particular snake could talk.
He convinced Eve to eat forbidden fruit, and she partook in his offer — against the Rules of God — and had Adam eat too, we all know that historical account as well.
After Adam confessed of eating the tree, God had to punish all mankind. A part of punishment was mankind being banned from the Garden of Eden, for all time. God dispatched special angels, named Cherubim, to eternally block the entrance to the Garden of Eden with flaming swords. Let us not forget this part. The cherubim’s company took a triangulated formation and wielded flaming swords that blocked the entrance to the Garden of Eden, from every direction.
The cherubim and their flaming swords are integral to understanding the mystery behind the Bermuda Triangle.
The Great Flood to Modern Day
After the fall of mankind, man continued to sin: murders, gay acts and false idol worship. Mankind grew further and further away from being the Children of God, and instead, the beasts of iniquity.
God’s frustration grew so much with mankind that his wrath boiled over, and as a result, he decided to flood the Earth and only save one family, that of Noah’s, and almost all animals.
During this great flood, everything on Earth was covered, including the Garden of Eden. Before the flood, the land of Earth was actually one giant super-continent, named Rodinia.
Figure 1.2Rodinia, the first supercontinent of Earth, was all covered with water. When the great flood came to an end, as pictured on the left, much land had eroded and some even remained covered, as seen to the left. The Garden of Eden, located in what is now the Atlanic Ocean (image does not account for continental drift over 4,000 years), remains covered to this day.
As you can see, Earth was flooded and when the lands again emerged, we can start to see the continents that are currently in existence. God was so angry he broke the Earth apart during the flood, and left some lands flooded. Such is the case with the Garden of Eden.
Methane Explosions, Mystery Solved
Remember our angelic friends, the Cherubim, from up above? And their swords?
The angels in Heaven, the Cherubim, are still guarding the Garden of Eden. Even though it is deep beneath the ocean, and now covered with sandy Earth and miles of seawater, their swords still burn strong and block the entrance to the Garden of Eden.
They are like mighty statues, standing attention and unwavering in their duty to God.
Their swords use natural gas to burn, and the main component of natural gas is methane.
Scientific analysis of natural gas reveals that it is robust, with a strong dipole moment of 108.7 shows how and why methane is responsible for the actions seen in the Atlantic.
When methane builds up, it explodes. These massive explosions are powerful enough to sink a ship or shoot a torent of steamed water so high into the sky, it rips a plane right apart and brings it down to a murky fate.
The fact the the Cherubim’s swords are now under water, burning through so many thousands of years, explains why there is such a a high methane component in the Bermuda Triangle region.
Their swords cause the methane in the water, and then random acts of combustion occur, sometimes wiping out man-made vehicles that are in the way.
This is the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, an act of science due to events that unfolded, all the fault of the woman, Eve.
Mystery: The Bermuda Triangle
Status: Solved
Explanation: Methane from the ocean-buried Cherubim, guarding the garden of Eden. Impetus to events started by Eve, the first human female.
7:54 pm
Sounds more like the basis for an Indiana Jones movie than anything…
Praise or Condemn:
20 
5
8:18 pm
Dude, that’d be an awesome movie o.o FERK YA ABE! Awesome idea for a flick!
I refuse to see it if Shia LaBitch is in it though :\
Praise or Condemn:
11 
4
8:26 pm
And I’m out of there at even the first hint of a fucking alien.
Praise or Condemn:
12 
3
8:32 pm
There’s no mystery surrounding the Bermuda Triangle. Just a load of fairy stories formed on the basis of a number of inaccurate reports by crazy conspiracy theorists and encouraged by popular fiction and an unwavering ignorance among the general public.
It is, as we might say in my small corner of the universe, a load of bollocks.
Praise or Condemn:
15 
4
12:26 pm
Ah yes, the modern scientific mindset,”It dosen’t sount plausible, so it is a load of bullshit”. Makes me long for the scientific mindset of the early 20th century, “It dosent sound plausable, so we’ll investigate.”
Praise or Condemn:
3 
5
12:00 am
actually the reason more things disapear there is its a populer route if you look at anywhere else that was just as popular they’d have close to the same amount of ships disapearing and such
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
10:06 pm
This is one of the semi-researched facts. No explanation on how the cherubs need methane to make their ‘swords’ (bubbles) asplode/create lethal amounts of turbulence for all the planes/ships.
And yes, another Indiana Jones movie would be pretty awesome. No angels, Russians, or bad actors, though.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
3
5:39 am
care to provide any proof that you are correct monkeybrain?
oh right i forgot you don’t need proof you collect failures my bad well congratualtions you can now add another fail to the bunch.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
4
1:21 am
I’m a Christian and I think this site is pretty funny. Its good to poke fun at yourself sometimes, and to see what some insane people do while claiming to be Christians. I know the site’s purpose is a huge troll but still, it can be pretty funny.
Praise or Condemn:
12 
3
7:14 pm
Ya want a mystery there was an isle in hte middle of this triangle with sharp rock recif and so On
oh and by the way Rodinia like you call it show mostly that the world is not 6000 years like the Bible stated
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodinia
Praise or Condemn:
2 
4
8:50 am
You’re just making it all up. Does the concept of ‘the truth’ mean anything to you? This is really lazy thinking…
Praise or Condemn:
4 
3
11:11 am
Wow. Looks like you just pulled all of these “facts” out of your ass.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
3
4:25 am
wiki,much? Rodinia was a super-continent that existed before even the formation of the ozone layer, and as such, was completely barren. of all life. including humans. if you want to deny the validity of evolution, and based on our current inability to survive without an ozone layer, humans did not exist at that point in time. of course, there could still of been marine life, as the water at the time would have provided a shield for the ultraviolet radiation, making life more sustainable below the surface of the water. of course, since humans don’t breathe water, we’ve got a bit of a conflict with your whole garden of Eden, sin of man, god needing to flood the world thing. Aside from you telling me that if I could go for a deep enough swim, I’d get to see an angel and a burning sword, I find your “facts” entirely fairytale like. what next? mermaids? maybe a talking crab named Sebastian? I’ll bet you believe everything you read and see on tv, because that’s what your expecting me to do here.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
4:42 am
Should have known Eve was to blame for the Bermuda Triangle tragedy. Thanks for this expose.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
7:13 pm
What the fuck is this shit?
No, seriously, how would anyone with two opposite thumbs could think up this garbage? Please, someone tell me!
Praise or Condemn:
7 
3
10:54 am
this seem no more unbeeleevable than a bible.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
3:13 pm
“The Bermuda Triangle, known also as the Devil’s Triangle, is a region of the western Atlantic Ocean. Over the years hundreds of sea vessels and even aircraft have been mysteriously ripped from the oceans and the skies, never to be seen again.”
Because they sank. What do I win?
Also, as a Christian, I -sorely- hope this website is a joke. One very big, elaborate, carefully orchestrated piece of satire. Because if it’s not, it’s going to be pain in the arse trying to convince everyone I meet that all Christians are not, in fact, frothing-at-the-mouth idiots. It’s annoying enough already just dealing with the people who are absolutely blindsided by the fact that I listen to, wait for it, heavy metal.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
10:58 am
“all Christians are not, in fact, frothing-at-the-mouth idiots”
i think all Christians are infact, more like zombie idiots. zombies dont “froth-at-the-mouth”, cause theys dead.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
7
10:59 am
“all Christians are not, in fact, frothing-at-the-mouth idiots”
i think all Christians are in fact, more like zombie idiots. zombies dont “froth-at-the-mouth”, cause theys dead.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
8
2:21 pm
I think is a rule for Rednecks and Xtians to be stupid right?
Please get laid!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
6:32 am
My brother forwarded me this link for a laugh, and laugh I did! As well as cring, I might add. I cringed at the thought that the God you and the other commentators of your retarded argument (which lacks any rationale and logic) would allow people like you to exist. The drivel you morons post severely affects the possibilities of the youth that read this. I find it particularly insulting that you choose to put in images of prehistoric earth (images that are the result of decades of scientific, geologic and geophysical, and palaeontological study) and claim them to somehow agree with the bible! What the fuck? Is all I can say! Also what on earth does the dipole moment of methane (which is also a bullshit statement) have to do with the burning swords of some buried Roman semi-gods (yes cherubs come from Roman multi-deity beliefs that predate christianity by many hundreds of years) Oh and ‘diagram (which you plagerised- basically stole)does not account for continental drift over the past 4000 years? Jesus!The Atlantic is widening, at least you fools agree with that, but at about an inch or two per year, and not equally from north to south by the way. So in 4000 years the North American plate and the European plate have drifted apart by a total of 1 km, thats less than one mile. We know the speed of drift because the undersea cables (that scientists placed there so you idiots can have internet) snap from time to time (time and stretch that are measured with instruments, not biblical interpretations). I love how your statement at the end simply says “solved” by an argument/pathetic fairytale that follows no logical sequence in time, no facts, plagerism of scientific observations and basically a bullshit agenda. Nonsense like this should not be allowed to be broadcast, If I had kids and they read this I’d sue you for retarding their ability to rationalise and question the world around them. They’re better off reading jack and the beanstalk.
I hope this offends you, because If I were God I’d be offended that my creation turned out to be an agenda driven imbicile.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
4
2:27 am
I’m really surprised these whackjobs didn’t start dancing ’round the triangle and perform an exorcism. But I’m sure it would solve the problem… News headline “big bunch of retards.. ehm christians drowned in attempt to exorcise the bermuda triangle”. I’m sure, everyone would cheer and salute with a triple “good riddance”.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
5:08 am
I don’t even know where I should start on the mind boggling stupidity of this article…
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
7:19 am
Why would angelic swords need methane? surely some sort of divine energy cell would have been easier, more portable and kinder to the environment…
G- for effort A+ for stupidity
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
5:10 pm
and why angels would need weapon for wars Like sword ??? in first -place
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
4:09 pm
You forgot to mention that the principle source of the methane is the dietary indiscretions of whales, manatees, , & Florida republicans.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
3
8:37 am
That absolutely makes sense! Hats off for cracking this mystery. Although just to add further insight to this myself and Dr. Jones have uncovered startling new evidence linking the work of Loki, the God of Mischief into this equation. Apparently as part of the agreement between mighty Zeus and the wise Odin, to ensure safe keeping of the passage to the Garden of Eden, the Kraken and the Storm Giants of Asgards were set forward to guard BEYOND the Gates of Eden. Hence they offered protection before the Glorious Cheribum himself! Upon uncovering this, Cheribum then set out to do battle with the Kraken and the Storm Giants. Loki the ever opportunist came down from Asgard and tricked Cheribum into drinking a potion that was supposedly allow Cheribum to defeat his two powerful foes. However the potion was actually a concoction of Lady Sif which would render anyone who drinks it comatose. Upon drinking said potion Cheribum immediately collapsed which allowed Loki to take Cheribums fabled flaming sword as well as access to the Glorious Garden of Eden.
It is in fact Loki now that governs Eden and when unwanted visitors are close to his realm, he releases the mysterious Fog of Vortex, that engulfs and teleports anyone unfortunate enough to be caught in its mist, to the darkest regions of space (a.k.a. The Phantom Zone).
So unfortunately it is Loki that has been causing these mysterious disappearances all along!!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
11:29 pm
Dear Abe,
I have a few objections to the following excerpt:
“Scientific analysis of natural gas reveals that it is robust, with a strong dipole moment of 108.7 shows how and why methane is responsible for the actions seen in the Atlantic”
The image that you borrowed from Wikipedia is indeed methane, but the arrow is actually indicating the length of the carboon-hydrogen bond–108 picometers. An arrow indicating a dipole moment is one-headed, marked at the base with a tick mark that makes it look like a cross. I thought you might like that. You can’t fix this just by changing the arrow, though, because methane is non-polar. An alternative would be to change your theory to one that incorporated a polar gas, such as ozone, which is common in the atmosphere. However, despite the fact that it is made entirely of oxygen, ozone is not flammable. In fact, polar molecules are notably non-flammable–precisely because of the strong attractive forces between neighboring molecules that polarity entails. Without even going into the question of how the gas that comprises the fiery swords of the guardian angels combusts after having traveled through miles of ocean, I hope you see that your explanation has absolutely no basis in scientific fact. With this in mind, I hope that you excise this paragraph completely out of respect for chemistry as a discipline.
Love,
Jennifer.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
7:46 am
I like it when girls try to copy/paste and pass themselves of as being smart. Cute.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
10
8:59 am
I like it when boys accuse women of being inferior, stupid, and only good for making babies and then turn around and claim that they’re not sexist. Cute.
Praise or Condemn:
13 
2
9:09 am
I like it when Christians who can’t make a legitimate argument attack the messenger instead of the message, especially when they’re sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigots like yourself.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
4
11:32 am
well it’s certainly a step up from guys who date blow up dolls to make themselves believe they are attractive.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
1:36 am
I like it when girls shut up and make me a sandwich. Cute.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
1:56 am
This is simple stuff, really. First year college chemistry.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
7:04 am
OMG!! thANKS FOR THIS POST!! Here i was thinking the earth was over 4 billion years old. Wow, i was wrong!! Man i also thought that planes and ships went down ‘in’ the bemuda triangle, no wi know from your research all this is lies, they all went down, at the 3 points of the Bemuda triangle, as this is were you inform us these angels are stood, one at each corner! Oh man i was sooo misinformed.
Thank you also for your inclusion of some ‘science’ this shows me i am also deluded into believeing in platal techtonics, of course the atlantic was created in only like 2000 years, cause i do feel giddy now you come to mention it, must be the speed at which the plates are moving.
Wow so much of the stuff i thought was science is wrong, i am not sure i even breath oxygen any more. it is good there are people like you extracting facts from your arse, cause otherwise i would believe the overwhelming body of mutualy suportive evidence science has come up with!
Whatr a sucker i was!! I am going to throw away my car because your science proves that the earth is 4000 years old, so therfore by default oil/gasoline doesnt exist!! thank you for bringing me up to scratch!!
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
11:29 pm
ok christwire you solved the one thing ive been wondering my whole life!! Whats next? You gonna find Bigfoot? lol
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
10:48 pm
bigfoot is the offspring of demons and lesbian women….they are also gays…everyone know this
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
12:32 pm
“Scientific analysis of natural gas reveals that it is robust, with a strong dipole moment of 108.7 shows how and why methane is responsible for the actions seen in the Atlantic.”
There is no “dipole moment” in a methane molecule, lol. The 108.70 that the author refers to is a BOND LENGTH of 108.70 pm (pico-meters).
And when methane builds up, it doesn’t explode. It turns into a high-pressure liquid. Just like liquid propane in propane tanks or liquid butane in lighters.
I love this site btw
Crazy kristians
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
12:39 pm
That’s simply the truth period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop contradicting it.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:10 am
No it fucking didn’t!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
5:52 am
very plausible given the Word of God – the plausibility enters in thru discernment and the Holy Ghost of God giving one the TRUTH and meaning according to Him, in understanding the KJV of the Bible…best explanation yet
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0