The Spreading Scourge of Homosexual “Parenting”
As President of the Wichita chapter of the Coalition Of Concerned Kansans, I write this article with a sense of duty and patriotism. It’s time to step up and make a difference as an American, a wife and a mother.
Whether or not you are aware of this or see it in your hometown, homosexuals are becoming “parents” at an alarming rate. Just the other day I found out that our neighborhood florist and his boyfriend adopted a Chinese boy named Zhong. Also, many famous homosexuals (such as Neil Patrick Harris) choose to rent-a-womb. Money is no object for these Hollywood types, so they pay some desperate woman to deliver a baby for them. American Idol Clay Aiken took a similar path. This is unnatural and unacceptable.
NOTE: Throughout this article, I have put quotation marks around the words “parents” and “parenting” in reference to homosexuals. This is to differentiate between homosexuals raising children and normal couples who are real parents.
Now, you may not think this is such a big deal. A homosexual may have chipped in for your baby shower at the office. Maybe a homosexual commented on how cute your baby’s picture is on Facebook.
But don’t be fooled by this façade.
These people have no business raising children. You may think just because of the homosexual’s innate femininity (i.e. his love of decorating and ability to quote dialogue from female-centric films like “Steel Magnolias”) that they have maternal instincts too.
This is dead wrong.
And to those who claim there’s nothing wrong with being gay; who have been brainwashed by the homosexual agenda, let me borrow a phrase from my husband Herb. Last year I tried to help him put together an Ikea Entertainment Center. Well, I was doing it all wrong. So he said, “Just because the parts can fit together doesn’t mean they’re supposed to.”
The same can be said about the deviant homosexual lifestyle.
They adopt foreign children like accessories, treating little Umbutu from Uganda like a Louis Vuitton bag. Sure, at first they’ll be gung ho about their new baby. They may go to Olan Mills for a “family” Christmas photo. They might buy an expensive designer baby stroller. They may attend a baby yoga class once or twice. You might see them prancing around at the grocery store, buying fancy organic strained peas. But how soon before their wanton sexual drive returns? When these “daddies” yearn for the perverted homosexual merry-go-round of popping pills, snappy banter and prowling around gay bars, seductively dancing with each other, the scent of dry ice and musky desire hanging in the air?
It’s only a matter of time before they’ll grow tired of last year’s accessory and poor Umbutu will be tossed aside like trash. Thrown away like used dental floss. Kicked around like an empty Dr. Pepper can. He will no longer be the apple of his daddies’ eye and become nothing more than a nuisance. Picture a once proud “Poppa” with one hand on his hip, spouting acidic insults such as, “Umbutu, you and your tacky little friends are raining on my Gay Pride Parade. You noisy rug rats are nothing more than braying crotch fruit!”
Perhaps the most insidious way homosexuals become “parents” is by taking advantage of unattractive fat girls who can’t get a man. These tragic, unfeminine women are often referred to as “fag hags”. They’ll trick her into thinking she’s their friend. (Always remember: homosexuals are crafty.) They might take her shopping, do her hair and gossip with her while sipping flavored martinis. They’ll lie to her and say she has a great personality. But it’s all a ruse. They’re driven by their true goal: to get this pathetic, flabby creature pregnant so they can snatch her baby away. They’ll stop at nothing to fulfill their momentary whim of being “parents”. But their idea of “parenting” is dressing a baby in Ralph Lauren pajamas and Prada booties.
So I urge you to do what you can in your own communities to combat this problem. Moral decay is like tooth decay: You want to catch it before it becomes so bad that your dentist gives you a Percocet prescription that your daughter steals out of the medicine cabinet the next day. It’s time to mobilize and fight back against homosexual “parenting”. Think of the future of America. Think of the sanctity of the traditional family unit. Think of poor little Umbutu from Uganda.
Donna Wadlinger
Wife, mother and President of the Wichita chapter of the
Coalition Of Concerned Kansans
http://read-me-all.blogspot.com/2010/08/donna-wadlinger-on-spreading-scourge-of.html
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9:02 am
Alright first of all, I read two lines before losing any sort of composure that I barely even had…because really, this whole site is amusing on so many levels.
Whether you like it or not, gay couples become the parents, yes parents, not “parents,” of adopted children. Get over it.
I’m sorry, “normal couples?” Last time I checked, a couple is a pairing of two people. I like how you throw in the adjective “normal” or “correct” to make you feel better about yourself.
Your little allegory about building an Ikea product is irrelevant. You don’t need a gender role to know how to put something together: don’t blame homosexuals for your inability to read directions.
Designer babysitters?
I’d rather a parent went to a bar and get drunk than drink at home and abuse his / her family. I’m sure you’re well aware of what I’m talking about
The seductively dancing comment made me smile; seems like you’re a bit bitter about your lack of coordination, as amplified by your Ikea I’m-a-stupid-fuck-anecdote.
“(Always remember: homosexuals are crafty.)” Always remember: haters are fucking dumb. Please, try harder. Pro tip: try adding arguments to your arguments. It makes it more convincing to the audience outside of this bizarre not-following-Christianity-correctly-cult. Don’t be shocked that “outsiders” read this; it’s on the internet~
It’s funny that you talk about family decay because heterosexual couples get divorced all the time…then you have split or broken families. That seems more like decay than a happy family with same gender parents but who am I to know the definition of adjectives.
Have a blessed day, I’ll pray for and your rudeness xoxoxoxox
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9:11 am
Oh Lord please say it ain’t so!?!?!?!?!?!?! There are actual homosexuals raising precious children!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Comfortable living in homosexual homes is disgusting! Put these kids out on the streets and allow them to live with rats in alleys. Praise Jesus!!! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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10:25 am
OMG! I cant believe someone can be so wrong and think she is right.
I cant believe someone is so full of hate and resentment to the world.
Gay people is full of love and we are great people.
Im a gay men and Im proud of it, I wish someday I could become a father and have a beautiful kid with my husband.
People like you should be forvid to rise children and show them all that hate to people I cant believe someone so hatefull and vindictive is a mother.
Kids are not accesories kids are love.
We are in our right to be parents like you are in your right to write all this shit in this horrible webpage.
We dont have a deviant homosexual lifestyle we have a normal life style and we do all the things that you do, like normal People!
Please stop being so horrible and get involved in your own life.
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON.
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10:50 am
until you start your witch hunt on single parents as well i don’t fucking buy it. the only least bit compeling argument i have ever heard is the idea that a kid needs both a mother and a father… but seeing as single parents aren’t a treath we can easily conclude that it is a lie.
“You may think just because of the homosexual’s innate femininity (i.e. his love of decorating and ability to quote dialogue from female-centric films like “Steel Magnolias”) that they have maternal instincts too.”
this is pure discriminating.
“This is dead wrong.”
discriminating makeing asumptions and lieing all at the same time good job that’s hard.
“And to those who claim there’s nothing wrong with being gay; who have been brainwashed by the homosexual agenda, let me borrow a phrase from my husband Herb. Last year I tried to help him put together an Ikea Entertainment Center. Well, I was doing it all wrong. So he said, “Just because the parts can fit together doesn’t mean they’re supposed to.””
christianity isn’t natural either. also what does the sexuality have to do with their abilities as parents? oh right you just need some kind of argument never mind if it’s right or relevant.
“But how soon before their wanton sexual drive returns?”
about the same time a “normal couple” wants to start going out again like they used to before they had kids…. what you do then is getting a baby sitter.
“It’s only a matter of time before they’ll grow tired of last year’s accessory and poor Umbutu will be tossed aside like trash.”
because that happens so often right? who haven’t heard of those poor kids who was simply thorwn out so that they would be forced to live at an orphange? oh that’s right… nobody fucking have. because it doesn’t happen.
“He will no longer be the apple of his daddies’ eye and become nothing more than a nuisance.”
yes because when the time comes that a parent figures out that haveing kids prevent them from doing things they used to do they will start hateing that kid forever and never be able to love it again. ofcourse this weird relationship development only hapens if you are gay…. seriously what kind of logic do you run on?
“These tragic, unfeminine women are often referred to as “fag hags”
actually fag hags atre girls who seek the company of gay men…and they are often quite attractive.
“But their idea of “parenting” is dressing a baby in Ralph Lauren pajamas and Prada booties.”
you mean like how christians idea of “parenting” is to asembel the perfect family of 1 mother 1 father and 2-3 kids then move to some quite withe suburbia and live happily ever after showing of how withe and christian you never atending to the needs of your kids? yeah fuck you. every body have their ideals of what they want from being a parent. just because they don’t have that same goal of perfect family doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a family.
“Picture a once proud “Poppa” with one hand on his hip, spouting acidic insults such as, “Umbutu, you and your tacky little friends are raining on my Gay Pride Parade. You noisy rug rats are nothing more than braying crotch fruit!””
uh that sounds like a fun game.
now you picture a christian mom taking the biggest axe she can find and brutally murdering her kids because they didn’t behave in sunday school.
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10:55 am
This entire “article” is an absolute joke. The problem with the Christian right is you complete inability to separate real life from the stereotypical gay community. The FACT is that on average gay partnerships last longer than heterosexual marriages. This entire read is laughable. You are simply using fear tatctics to scare the already gullible heterosexual christian. Your attempt to label gays as “crafty” is just hilarious. You and all you Christian bible thumping morons have perverted our society more than the gay community ever could, all in the name of your fake Christian morality. Shame…
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11:31 am
Not to mention is if you lets christians people like Those free roam In your country it’s will be the downfall of your country for sure just saying
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2:46 pm
So I googled this person and the Wichita chapter of the Coalition Of Concerned Kansans and it doesn’t exist. I think this website is a joke. I hope it is because if this is real it is terrifying.
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11:10 am
This has got to be a joke…Right? This article is probably the most digustingly entertaining bit of nonsense I have read on the Internet in a while. If it’s not a joke, then I feel completely embarrassed for the Wichita chapter of the Coalition of Concerned Kansans. This is your leader?!?!
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11:17 am
Donna-
So glad to see that you are spreading the Good Word! It’s been a while since I heard form you; I know 2008 was a little bumpy, and 2009 could have been better, but hopefully 2010 is going well.
Give my best wishes to Trish & Bruce.
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11:24 am
Get a life!
BTW your husband is GAY!!!!!
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11:30 am
Gays can’t be parents.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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11:41 am
Dumb asses like you neither!!!!!
Gay people are more capable to be parents than your Xtians assholes.
You are hatufull and horrible people.
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12:35 pm
maybe but unlike christians they can show love and raise children useing that love.
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12:35 pm
I am appalled by this kind of thinking. Religious zealots are far more dangerous to their children than anyone!
While I was always for gay rights, gay parenting was questionable to me. Of course, I got over that stupid stumbling block years ago after seeing the love that is showered upon the children of gay parents.
This article disgusts me …. especially when it is under the guise of Christianity.
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2:19 pm
This is the most pathetic piece of writing, I try not to judge others for their opinions, but this is something far worse than voicing an opinion.
Jesus is ashamed of you Donna, you are NOT going to heaven.
You are no better than any other human on this Earth, your God said so himself in that famous novel written about him. Give it a read and you will see that the path you have chosen here is wrong, you are breaking the rules that God gave you, by believing that you are somehow better than a homosexual.
God is going to punish you.
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4:48 pm
If you are so homophobic, why is your site full of ads for gay and lesbian dating?
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8:37 pm
Donna, please stay in Kansas and stop breeding. The more we can isolate your ignorance the better.
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10:16 pm
Last week, I mentioned that a particular quote in an article seemed like it came straight out of Borat. I’ve since realized that any article posted on here becomes twice as fun when read in his voice. Try it, kids!
Also, you lost all credibility when you criticized NPH.
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1:11 am
Your article has correct grammar and spelling. It is also a competent essay in the sense that it adequately expresses the theme I feel you are trying to say. It is one to me if you wish to go online and speak your mind. I don’t have to be here at your site reading such an opposing opinion. I just want to know why your lot cannot ever follow the only bit of the Bible that I ever found truly wise:
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
6 ¶ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
I take this to mean that you will be judged by the life you have lived. That your tolerance for things which are different should not be so little as to spew passive-aggressive hate for things that have no place in your faith. You should look to your own issues and life before trying to interfere in the lives of others. I take this passage to mean that a true and pious person should not feel the least bit better than another, whether or not they follow the faith.
I am an agnostic. I have attended church, read the Bible front to back, studied the various mythologies of man, and have found no answers in any word of any god written of. My personal beliefs are along the lines of allowing a person to do what they will so long as it doesn’t cause pain or distress to another. If a homosexual person does nothing but good works toward their fellow man, like adopt a baby who needs a good and loving home, or take a child away from a drug addled, abusive mother and father, then that is a good person who is worthy of respect. A child should be cared for by a person who will treat them with love. And I hope that you don’t believe that a homosexual cannot feel genuine love for a life that is in their care. It is a basic human instinct to protect the young of our species. You could say that God, in His infinite wisdom, made us that way. God showed us that love as He is the father of us all and He loves us child, woman, or man.
This is my opinion. You have expressed yours, as is your right. However, if you wish to bring reasonable, logical, intelligent people to your way of thinking, you must do it in a reasonable, logical, intelligent way. You cannot only express your side of the argument. You must also express the other, or allow the other to do so. Otherwise, your opinions will come off to most people as bigoted, foolish, and terribly hateful.
I doubt that my words will have anymore effect on you than your words had on me.
PS
“Just because the parts can fit together doesn’t mean they’re supposed to?” The last time I checked, last night with my fiancee if you catch my meaning, a penis and vagina fit together rather well. If a homosexual wanted to (and they should), they can appropriate your husband’s quaint saying to their happy little hearts content.
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4:22 pm
.. textbook closet homosexual…
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4:24 pm
.. and you provide your own references too – thank you ‘Sister’..
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11:57 am
Wow, Donna works for a christian organization anagrammed as COCK and none of you rocket surgeons saw it as parody. My God, no wonder the left is in trouble with you geniuses backing it up.
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12:21 pm
It’s a joke people. Get the “Coalition Of Concerned Kansans,” or COCK, out of your nimble heads. Morons.
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3:02 pm
Donna, you are a saint and a genius. If Albert Einstein did Mother Teresa (rest their souls) you would be their offspring. I may start a group and call it Fans Upholding Concerned Kansans. Keep the faith and bless you.
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5:35 pm
Many in this country have lost their moral bearings that sustained us through the building of this nation and unfortunately get caught up in the convoluted logic of secular humanism; “as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone, it must be OK”.
The TRADITIONAL family has worked wonderfully for thousands of years and I believe the first blow to the strength of that traditional family was struck when “no-fault” divorce became part of the practice to legally dissolve a marriage. Now we have those who seek to redefine what a marriage is and then go one step further and redefine what a family is by allowing these practitioners of perversion to adopt and/or use the services of surrogates to inculcate the teachings of their misguided and immoral thinking into the minds of impressionable children. Fortunately, there are those who are holding strong to our moral traditions and continue the good fight in the voting booth.
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10:54 am
What a sad, sad world we live in.
Reading this article, although very amusing on its own level, clearly demonstrates how far we are from world peace.
To quote Bill Maher (in his excellent documentary Religulous) : Grow up or perish.
Physical wars are just symptums of a much greater problem : lack of insight/empathy/interest in other people’s lives and hopes of life.
Immagine how great this world could be without square people from Kansas….
I pity them.
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4:19 pm
Okay–I get the satire of the site, but as I’m new, I have a question… Are these totally made up articles, or does someone scan the net for the most outrageous real articles?
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5:38 pm
You are a sick sick sick twisted woman.
You talk of gay people like they’re animals.
They are not moral-less beings, they just have different morals than you.
And that scares you.
You may think yourself a woman of god, but I promise you, god isn’t happy with you.
God is love, and all you do is spread hate and intolerance.
You should be ashamed.
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7:18 am
Are the comments fake too? I tried to leave a comment on a different article and it didn’t accept it.
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1:56 pm
Okay, allow me to point out something EXTREMELY OBVIOUS:
It is impossible for gay couples to have an accidental baby. The thousands of children who are up for adoption world-wide are not parent-less because gay couples didn’t use birth control; the overwhelming majority of children adopted by gay parents (no quotations marks) are up for adoption because their biological parents were unable to care for them and unprepared to raise a child. This is not an attack on straight parents in general (I have two great straight parents). It is a fact.
And by the way, I note in passing that issues like teenage pregnancy and failure to use proper birth control leading to unanticipated pregnancies are statistically far more prevalent in places with ‘traditional’ values, like, oh Kansas.
So the choice is between gay parents, who have invested gobs of time and money in preparing for the new child, or NO parents (few straight parents adopt, preferring to do it the ‘normal way’, and even if more straight parents adopted, there would still be unadopted children.
The choice should obviously be the former. Not that you put too much stock in fallacies such as ‘science’ and ‘controlled experiments’, but every mainstream science foundation which has spoken on the subject, among them the American Psychological Association and American Academy of Pediatrics, has stated that children raised by gay parents are equally well-adjusted as those raised by straight parents.
Therefore, get your head out of your ass and stop campaigning against gay adoption.
And seriously, can you be so ignorant? Your use of vitriolic and fundamentally inaccurate stereotypes is appalling. Grow up, all the way into the 21st Century.
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10:22 am
You, my friend, are like a brimming cup of Christ’s love. full, overflowing with love. Thank you for exemplifying the infinite love of Jesus.
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11:52 am
Imagine that, this arrogant hick desperate housewife is from Wichita. She forgot to mention her weekly drive to Topeka’s own Westboro Baptist Church every Sunday.
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1:06 pm
YOUR GOING TO HELL LADY.
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2:08 pm
If you believe in anything this woman wrote, you share with her some of the most vile, inhumane, prejudiced ideals among our society today. When gay marriage is accepted throughout the United States, people like her will sting with painful guilt in the realization that they once attempted to spread hate towards others. If there is such a thing as evil, it in part can be found in the vicious hate towards gays (or any sort of minority group) that people like this disgusting woman have attempted to popularize.
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2:37 pm
PEOPLE, please calm down, this is a JOKE. If you don’t think it’s funny, you can say so, but please realize that this is not real.
You, dear author, have a twisted sense of humor. I typically don’t, but I admit that I enjoyed this.
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6:55 pm
Ms. Waddlebutt needs to get out of Kansas once in a while. Homosexuals have been raising children for decades.
Of course a quick google search reveals there is no such organization as “Coalition Of Concerned Kansans” so this is either another satire article or the rantings of a troubled mind.
A wonderfully talented playwright & director once wrote the line “Like a ball lost in high weeds”. The line was delivered by the late Rue McClanahan who of course starred in a show this site loves to degrade “The Golden Girls”. I’m sure she is looking down from heaven right now and agreeing that line is very appropriate when applied to Ms. Wadlinger
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8:59 am
This article is wrought of ignorance and very judgemental/hateful beliefs.
Mrs. Wadlinger, remember that Christ taught a message of love and living for that love. Your judgements are cruel and wrought out of so much evil that you are making the true Christians look very bad. Do not be telling people in the “homosexual world” how to keep and raise a child when most heteros havent even figured that one out yet.
In the words of Mrs.Weezer ( “Steel Magnolias”) “You are evil and you must be destroyed”
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5:47 pm
Funny but if a person starts to think they’re a bird or something, people think he is crazy. But if a man thinks he’s a woman or should be with another man, they think he is normal. Doesn’t matter how normal the gay community makes their relationships look or how good they are, biblically it is not right. If God said blue hair was wrong, I’d be against blue hair. I would never support for example someone going for an abortion so why would I support someone sinning in this way. You still love them because no one is perfect and all have sinned however you stand up and say the truth. The bible states that if someone sins and you do not warn them, their blood is on your hands. In God’s eyes this is sin. He made them male/female, the male to cleave unto his wife. To the person that quoted the bible – Jesus also said “Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment” (John 7:24). Meaning don’t judge according to your own opinion what is right/wrong cause everyone has different standards, but judge according to what God says is right/wrong which is what righteous judgment is.
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