• Tropical Storm Fiona Forms in Atlantic, Gays Are Doomed

    August 30, 2010 7:20 pm 16 comments
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  • Only hours ago, I warned all you whore rod gobblers! God would not tolerate your feral fecal sins! You were warned and you refused to immediately repent!

    Now you are doomed! God has formed his THIRD hurricane of the day! Three! That means you die in hellfire!

    Tropical Storm Fiona is now coming and it will drown gays! Hear you me, you sin proned sots of Sodom!

    God’s anger has already been boiled enough that he has upgraded Hurricane Earl to Category Four. That means sin-shielding roofs ripped off from homes. Trees flying through windows and impaling gays where the Sun don’t shine! Grizzly bears, mountain lions and forest fires! They’ll ravage your carcasses and burn you straight to hell when the storm is done drowning all of you lot!

    Hurricane Earl is already Category 4, but God is so angry that he formed a third hurricane! Hurricane Fiona now looms only 600 miles away, and with but a puff of his nostrils he can make it form over any state. You will be struck with fear and terror and he wipes you out, new age kingdom of gay iniquity!

    If you know any gays, demand they repent now! Do not let them live in sin, or you are just as guilty! Repent gays, the storm is night! There is a storm out, on the ocean!

    It moves, this old way! If your soul is not, anchored in Jesus, you will surely drift away!

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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