Tropical Storm Fiona Forms in Atlantic, Gays Are Doomed
Now you are doomed! God has formed his THIRD hurricane of the day! Three! That means you die in hellfire!
Tropical Storm Fiona is now coming and it will drown gays! Hear you me, you sin proned sots of Sodom!
God’s anger has already been boiled enough that he has upgraded Hurricane Earl to Category Four. That means sin-shielding roofs ripped off from homes. Trees flying through windows and impaling gays where the Sun don’t shine! Grizzly bears, mountain lions and forest fires! They’ll ravage your carcasses and burn you straight to hell when the storm is done drowning all of you lot!
Hurricane Earl is already Category 4, but God is so angry that he formed a third hurricane! Hurricane Fiona now looms only 600 miles away, and with but a puff of his nostrils he can make it form over any state. You will be struck with fear and terror and he wipes you out, new age kingdom of gay iniquity!
If you know any gays, demand they repent now! Do not let them live in sin, or you are just as guilty! Repent gays, the storm is night! There is a storm out, on the ocean!
It moves, this old way! If your soul is not, anchored in Jesus, you will surely drift away!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
7:46 pm
A) If they’re drowning, how is that dying in hellfire?
B) Everyone in the potential path of the hurricane is in danger, not just gay people.
C) God called me personally and said He was sending the hurricanes to encourage Marriage Equality on the East Coast.
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5:23 pm
living in boston, the fact remains that the horror cane avoided all the hot gay areas of mass, and instead hit the cape, a conservative enclave.
oh god, you silly man, up there in heaven, always tricking us, testing us, we know you meant to hit boston with all teh gays, but you were prolly drinking peach schnapps at the horrorcane party again werent you?
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7:51 pm
You know what I love about irrational old people? It’s how they’ll make an idea in their head, assume it’s right, and tell people to piss off if they’re called out on it.
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10:13 pm
another hurricane to Kick christian ass ?? is not it funny that the hurricane actually attack the most christian city in USA but not the Most gay
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9:27 am
lol, this made me giggle.
Whoever wrote this.. you are crazzzyyy lol
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2:22 pm
Someone wheel Pa Higgins back to his room at the nursing home. Don’t forget to set his jug of The Recipe on the nightstand.
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6:26 pm
I love it when a hurricane devolops an eye. I sometimes imagine I’m sticking my man-meat it in and riding that hurricane like a humping fool.
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5:25 pm
you poked your man meat in her eye? you bad man!!!! thats the wrong hole!
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10:43 am
“I warned all you whore rod gobblers! God would not tolerate your feral fecal sins! You were warned and you refused to immediately repent!”
Oh! Wait… I thought you were talking about the gays. “rod gobblers”? That could be most of the women in your congregation.
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1:37 pm
God has formed these three hurricanes out of a holy trinity of love. God is going to close holes. Lucky for you all I have prayed all your gay away so that you may be saved!!! I’ll work on the west coast gays next. That’s going to require a little more work. I’m the one who personally removed all of the gay from Ted Hagard. You all are lucky I got to you before the hurricane!!! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, dysfunction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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7:03 pm
Uh…you people DO realize that this is not a REAL website? This is a PARODY website meant to poke fun at the fanatical religious right who actually believe that God punishes certain groups of people by sending natural disasters, etc. their way?
IT’S A JOKE PEOPLE… Get real, get a clue.
Wow….
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7:35 pm
I LIKE USING EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY MAKE ME SCREAM VIA TEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5:26 pm
i like using question marks? does it make me feel righteous?
you bethca?
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10:12 pm
Spoken like a true Christian, Reverend Higgins. May your light shine bright.
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10:23 pm
This guy belongs to psychiatric institution. That is the problem with church leaders, most are either crazzy or pedophiles!
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5:27 pm
the problem with most church leaders is that they lead a church.
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