Tuesday Laughter With Abe Goodman: The Liberal Argument Playbook
Liberals. Or as I call them, LIEberals, because they lie. Only a few years ago, one of the chief liberals of our generation — the adulterer Bill Clinton, LIED under oath.
He had an affair on our nation with the Chinese and terrorists, he had an affair on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky and then he had an affair on our hearts with Satan. The American president is the highest office anyone can attain and Bill Clinton brought shame and lies to it.
Contrast this with good leaders such as President Ronald Reagan and President George W. Bush. Every night, President Bush prayed to God and opened his heart to receive God’s counsel and wisdom, that is why President Bush could win two terms and kept America safe after 9/11.
Despite all this, liberals are delusional. They try to pretend that Obama is not wrecking our economy, our relations with our allies and the safety of mankind. We are tired of taxes and have created the Taxed Enough Already (TEA) party, to compliment our GOP and take the needs of America to the next level, on an organized platform.
Liberals try to say this is racist and we are only blaming Obama because he is black. What sort of nonsense is that?
I, just like anyone else, like black people and see them no different: there are good and bad. The fact of the matter is that liberals always use the racism card or try to blame Obama’s woes on President Bush. It is like clockwork and all just a sham to avoid the issues.
Our friend Marie Jon shared a funny cartoon today with me on Facebook. I told her I’d share it and here you go. The liberal playbook, a look into their standards for argument. Read this and then when liberals comment on various articles, or even on MSNBC and such, listen to what they are saying. It’s always accusations of ‘you’re 1) racist 2) bigot 3) it’s Bush’s fault. They never want to discuss the issues or be in reality. Typical.
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2:50 pm
i’m sorry but liberals are ignoring facts….
you have repeatedly done nothing but ignore the millions of facts we have used against you.
fact is america was never more unpopular than when bush was in office whille relations have be growing a lot under obama.
i’m not gonna deny this tactic is at time used by liberals…. but it’s the go to method for you fuck heads.
we’d like to discuss all the idues. but you never provdide any kind of arguments. wanna discuss it? bring it on we’re here all day buddy.
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3:30 pm
where shall I start
firts if My memory was alright its was with N korea about Bill clointon but he didnt conspired he make a “peace treaty” and have a good relation with N korea or maybe you wnat them to destroy you over night ?
Bush won Two terms ? ah it’s a Biggest joke ever in 2000 he STOLE the election and everyone knew it why the republican let’s the electorat to stop recounting ? oh because Bush was going to Lose to al gore we didnt want that we wanted two wars
The second against John kerry its him who concede the winning of the election because he was Threatened ( pretty much sure he was )
and why starting 2 wars against 2 different countries when you are searching for someone who was actually at your reach in december 2001 ?
The economy was Bush fault everyone Know that even the Northern republican and the entire world
and yes you are a racist faggot northern republican actually dislikes Obama for his Policy ( not all of his Policy but some of them ) they still believe that USA can become a real republicanism but if faggot Like you come here and destroy what the country is founded on it’s will never happen You are not a totalitarian people want to be FREE
and what do you explain that the entire world allies and ennemies alike feel safer with Obama in office than Bush we were all scared that Bush cause a nuclear holocaust
on a side not saying that Obama is a Muslim and doenst Belong to the USA presidential office is actually Racism just saying and discrimination and this is actually Against your own Law in USA if I were you I should just shut up about it already
because southern republican are a Threat to the Humanity you do not belong to the sane people
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4:03 pm
How about this:
‘Christians, or CUNTS, as I call them because they’re cunts.’
A much better start to the article.
And I have got the hell out of your country. I’m in Europe, pointing and laughing at you. Like the rest of the world. The fact is, when Bush was president America was truly despised in the rest of the world. If you hadn’t been fucking your sister at the time, inbred, you’d have known that. But since, statistically, more Americans believe they’ve been abducted by aliens than own a passport you probably don’t know where the rest of the world is.
You want facts? Liberal facts? Here you go.
When Clinton left office, your economy was in the black. Within months of Bush and his cronies being in charge, it was in the red. Fact.
The Bush administration created the cultural conditions for 9/11. Fact.
Bush started two wars with foreign countries that could have easily been averted and have left the world in a much more dangerous state. Fact.
You want to argue with me? You want to discuss issues? Be my guest. But bring some intelligence to the debate. At the moment your writing is just masturbation.
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4:14 pm
You realize that when liberals say “It’s Bush’s fault” we’re only doing so to make fun of the conservative excuse of “It’s Clinton’s fault”, right?
P.S. are you aware that Goodman has got to be the most idiotic-sounding surname ever?
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4:27 pm
This article is sooooooo right on!!! LIEberals have been lying forever. LIEberals lied and said that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq when Fox News clearly showed them on the news. LIEberals lied when they said that Shirley Sharod was not a racist when she clearly is a racist. Why else would she turn down a job offered by her good white boss? LIEberals lied when they promised a 95% tax cut for all people making less than $250,000 a year. Who cares about people who are that poor anyway? Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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4:45 pm
Funny, because that looks almost like the formula you must use to write all of your articles. Substitute “Bush” with “Obama,” “racist” with “socialist,” and you’ve got every conservative political argument ever.
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5:09 pm
The conservative playbook takes things to literally:
When confronted with logic and reasoning, scream and run away.
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6:25 pm
Ah, the ever inevitable posting of hypocritical images which do not appear to have any relevence to the problems of today in order to demean anyone who disagrees with you while making yourself feel somehow superior in the process.
Exempting the hypocrisy, two can play at that game:
Sinclair Lewis was obviously a very astute man.
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2:35 pm
I LOVE christwire! As an unabashed gay atheist, I never laugh as hard as I do than when I visit this site. You guys are more brilliant than The Onion! I want to thank you from the bottom of my soul for making my every day with your biting satire. I can’t start my day without a visit to you!
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4:09 pm
There’s a mistake in that “Cartoon”. There’s no such thing as an informed Conservative. If a Conservative was informed by actual facts and BELIEVED the facts over their own bias, they’d either stop being conservative or commit bsuicide. By definition you can’t BE an intelligent conservative. As proven by every argument I’ve had with one, wherein when they can’t refute the unbiased factual info I research and offer to back me up, they resort to mocking my weight, sexuality or gender presentation and declare that any of the three somehow magically render anything I say irrelevant. Because a fat lesbian certainly couldn’t POSSIBLY have anything factual or relevant to say.
Great site though, assuming it IS in fact Onion style satire as I dearly hope it is. If it’s NOT satire, oh dear god stop drinking the Jesus Kool-Aid!
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