Weapon of The Mexicans: Barefoot Gloves
My Fellow Comrades:
I bring you terrible news! The Mexicans have brought forth a greater weapon to help themselves run across the border ten times faster than ever! This is a serious threat! They do not belong here in the United States! They need to take the advice of my good friend Abe Goodman, and “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!”
The new weapon they have is similar to the biking glove which has a firm grip on the palm side and soft texture on the other side for easy breathing of the hands/feet. It is designed for long distance running, but without the hassle of the sock and shoe. The Mexicans have peeked into their own history and have learned that their ancestors were great runners of long distances, so they have taken it upon themselves to invent something that could withstand their own heavy filthy selves to come across our borders and take our women, children, jobs, and freedoms for granted! I cannot bear to think of may happen in the future!
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/baring-it-all-the-barefoot-running-trend-2337336/
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Author: Kami Yokoshima
My Comrads:
I am on a mission to assist you in your wrongings and help you correct them.
11:00 pm
my little japanese “friend” you do not belong neither to United states of america
as for your “foot glove” is surely a weird thing called a socks
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1:52 am
Well written and so true, Kami. Mexicans need to get out of our country and take their foot clubs with them.
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2:34 am
Now.. you just worry me. To an extreme extent.
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2:41 am
I’d just worry about Stevie and Adam, the rest are so bat-shit stupid that there’s no way they can be real.
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