• What is Snookie Stackhouse: An Arrested Celbrity Woman Now!

    August 2, 2010 7:23 am 1 comment
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  • Well, I told everyone that the television show Jersey Shore was nothing but trouble. They are calling this season “Jersey Shore: True Blood” and if a show about the Italian gui ice lifestyle is not bad enough, this show also celebrates vampires from Italy and therefore hence, True Blood.

    A guidette on this is named Snooke Stackhouse. She is a young woman who is of orange skin complexion and a typical Italian: always moving the hands, fussy and arrogance. You add to this the bad East Coast attitude, and you have what is known as a ‘drama mama’.

    Parents are letting this little vixen be a role-model to their daughters. Jersey Shore is dangerous because it promotes casual sex, clubbing all night and tanning salons to our children. All of these things lead to death, teen pregnancy and then death from cancer or worse.

    Even worse, this show promotes self-intolerance because the people on there call each other ‘guido’ and ‘guidette’, hardly words Italians should use to make fun of themselves then expect everyone else to not do so.

    The horrors of this show go on and on, so it comes as no surprise that this Snookie has now been arrested!

    The residents of Seaside Heights were forced to call cops to report that they were being harassed by a whiny little orange person, perhaps even prompting local officials to wonder if a disgruntled 1970s midget actor had donned his Oompla Loompa outfit and knowing he had no future career, being less than a B-lister, took to being drunk and obnoxious on a quaint seaside town.

    Fortunately, it was just Snookie who bears no resemblance or life situation similar to our hypothetical, organge former Oompa Loompa with no future in show business, so just lives out an empty lifestyle. None.

    Some insider reports indicate the “soda” being consumed in some of these images is an enhanced alcohol kicked up a notch by mixing it with soda and energy drinks.

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