Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats?
Something disturbing is happening all across America: children are witnessing the raw sexual conquest of one beast by another in the privacy of their own homes. No, we should not be surprised. Families have been turning their dwelling spaces into veritable Noah’s Arcs for some time now, blind to the larger moral risks of mixing species never meant to cohabitate. Two such creatures no longer playing by the rules of domestication are rabbits and cats. The incidence of rape between these house pets has risen at such an alarming rate that many are asking, “Why?”
More importantly, we should be asking ourselves, “Why now?”
Despite the trauma and the hurt, this could truly be a teachable moment for Christian families. Currently, there are close to one hundred videos on YouTube depicting rabbits raping cats. It can happen in any home to any type of cat. It can even happen to male cats. Yes, adults are upset and children confused. But ultimately the Bible teaches us the importance of stewardship, or rather the idea that human beings are caretakers of the animal world. “Then God said, Let us make man in our image, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” –Genesis 1:26.
We need to be responsible and forthright about this developing situation. Studying these interactions can help us learn something about the true nature of our family pets and how our personal lifestyles choices can even affect the animal kingdom around us.
In its most basic form, rabbit rapes are power struggles between two pets climbing all over us for attention. That human attention, in turn, translates into rewards: physical affection, expensive foods and long term care. As dominant creatures, rabbits use sex as a crude weapon. They exploit the inherent weakness of the cat, while dirtying its reputation via surprise penetration. The cat, for its part, submits sheepishly to these attacks. They may even enjoy the warmth and attention at first, before feeling the true pain of anal violation. (For more on cats, see “The Dark Underside Of America’s Obsession With Cat Ownership.”)
Inevitably, the rabbit uses rape as a way to inform its human masters that it is the superior pet choice. Because these sorts of creatures lack a moral conscience, they know not what they do. They have no self-control and will even pursue fornication in same-sex encounters that cross the species line. They do not understand that their acts are detestable and violate God’s will. As we view these rapes, they are important reminders of the cruelty and immorality that forms the basis of the animal world.
Why now? This question is especially relevant when you consider the types of households that many pets are being placed in today. Experts agree that animals have been known to mimic humans and hypothetically this could extend to intimate activities. As has been noted previously, same-sex activity does not occur naturally in the wild world. It does happen, however, in caged environments like zoos or private homes, just like gang rapes in prison. Following the idea that pets seek rewards from their owners, there is a good possibility that rabbits are simply showing off for their voyeuristic homosexual masters. They hope to garner a treat by offering up a visible affirmation of a radical human lifestyle choice. Perhaps this indicates that sexual attraction abnormalities can be spread from humans to pets. The number of practicing homosexuals with homosexual pets is not known, but the correlation is clearly evidenced by the large number of gays online proclaiming that their pets are also gay. As more and more homosexuals take up the trend of pet ownership, it is undeniable that we will see an increase in the number of rabbits raping cats.
Does this mean that pets who witness human gay sex are more likely to commit rape? The question has not been studied in depth but it is an important one for society to address. If pets are watching their owners’ physical relations and emulating our most hardcore displays, this could lead to a crisis in the animal kingdom. As homosexuality spreads across the boundary from people to pets and now from one species to the next, how far will it go? Is it also a two-way street? Will humans start copying beastly sexual maneuvers (if they haven’t already)? Will our children be affected by seeing such animalistic erotic congress, encouraged to either rape or engage in gay sex on their own? Again, these are important questions and concerned parents should take every precaution to prevent their kids from witnessing such dangerous content in the home and on the internet. Taken altogether, this crisis of rabbit rape is clearly an indication that families need to approach pet choices, particularly those involving cats, with caution and prayer.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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9:47 am
You said that rabbits are dominant to cats. My cat brought in like five dead rabbits one day. Does this mean that we will be the pets of dogs, or be sandwiches to cows? According to Stevie, yes, it does.
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11:49 am
you are all going to hell!!!
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So is your vagina.
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10:46 pm
A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
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אבל פחד, ואת לא מאמינה, ואת מתועב, ורוצחים, ו , ועל מכשפים, ואת עובדי אלילים, וכל שקרנים, יהיה החלק שלהם באגם שבו באש אשר המוות השני
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11:49 am
What’s all that Hebrew chicken scratch supposed to mean? And if you’re so damn clever, why *do* rabbis rape cats? What, sacrificing babies isn’t enough? You have to sodomize felines too? You people disgust me.
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4:07 pm
hahahahahahaha Jesus. F. Christ, i like you. alot!
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9:15 pm
I like you a lot as well Masturbating Jesus, I just like fuc$*king with these lunatics, cheers see you in Heaven!!!???
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8:22 am
It’s a Jesus convention here. lol.
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8:21 am
Yay Jesus convention, who brought the wine?
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9:32 am
If I didn’t know better, I’d thinkl this whole website was a JOKE.
You people call yourselves christians ? You actually WORRY about cats getting banged by horny RABBITS !?
Go out on the streets of your towns and see the mentally ill people Ronald Reagan’s policies threw out of state hospitals. WORRY ABOUT THEM – and worry about the US of A being overtaken by the slimy REPUBLITARD PARTY !!
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11:58 pm
This is a satire site. Do some research.
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9:32 am
If I didn’t know better, I’d think this whole website was a JOKE.
You people call yourselves christians ? You actually WORRY about cats getting banged by horny RABBITS !?
Go out on the streets of your towns and see the mentally ill people Ronald Reagan’s policies threw out of state hospitals. WORRY ABOUT THEM – and worry about the US of A being overtaken by the slimy REPUBLITARD PARTY !!
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9:50 am
Well rabbits are vermin as much as cats. We should do all we can to keep their populations down.
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9:56 am
We should do as much as we can to keep YOU down, Mr.Nelson sir.
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10:31 am
Yes, this is true! I guess our “coastal” Americans are blind to the fact, but if you live country on a farm or even just prairie or desert, you know these creatures really do wreak havoc on grass and crops!
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7:38 pm
Starting with the gay rapists!
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10:06 am
“”Then God said, Let us make man in our image, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” –Genesis 1:26. ”
intresting you should bring this point up.
i belive this part of the bible proves god is a dick.
follow me on this. man is ment to rule over animals and god is ment to rule over man. we are created in his imeage so following logic how we treat animals is more or less how we should asume god is trwating us.
we treat animals like shit.
this proves that god treat humans like shit.
care to give a counter argument? btw this is bible proved 100 pure christianity right here.
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10:44 pm
first of all… “ment”? really? and “more or less how we should ASSUME”? and “this PROVES”? i’m all for you being witty and clever but get your argument straight. If we’re left to assume an argument then that is hardly proof. man I was hoping there’d be funnier commentary on this site
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10:33 am
“They exploit the inherent weakness of the cat”
Yeah, because an animal with razor sharp claws and teeth is just sooooo weak…
“there is a good possibility that rabbits are simply showing off for their voyeuristic homosexual masters.”
Did you accidentally eat some magic mushrooms or something while you were camping in the woods?
“families need to approach pet choices, particularly those involving cats, with caution and prayer”
Shouldn’t they approach pet choices that particularly involve rabbits with caution and prayer? You know, considering how it’s the rabbits doing the raping?
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4:28 pm
Claire, listen we all know you work with cats and have a bias towards them. I have written extensively about the health and social dangers of these sorts of pets and while you disagree with me, you cannot deny my scientific facts. Cats may have claws, but rabbits still dominate them as you can see in numerous videos or from personal experience.
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//Claire, listen we all know you work with cats and have a bias towards them.//
According to you, having a bias shouldn’t matter because you said so. You have a bias towards everything yet you say that it doesn’t matter because of whatever, so how is this any different?
//I have written extensively about the health and social dangers of these sorts of pets and while you disagree with me, you cannot deny my scientific facts.//
Looking up bullshit in your bible about how cats are evil does not equal scientific facts. Not only that, you seem so against science that you trying to use scientific findings of any kind is blasphemous. But wait, it’s not because you said so because you’re so full of yourself.
//Cats may have claws, but rabbits still dominate them as you can see in numerous videos or from personal experience.//
Yeah, about that, you’re still full of shit. That little link you put up? You only searched “rabbit rape”, and because you fail to understand how the internet works, you think EVERYTHING that shows up is EXACTLY what you’re looking for. Out of ALL of those videos, LITERALLY ONLY ONE had anything to do with a rabbit raping cats. Hell, I searched “rabbit rape cat” and found only 60 videos that had anything to do with that, over half were slide shows of ‘what ifs’, and the other half barely had anything to do with sexual interactions between a rabbit and cat in the first place. Hell, I STILL only found one video of a cat being raped by a rabbit and nothing happening even with the specifics.
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4:46 pm
Please try looking through Youtube again. I don’t have time to post all the links, but yes there are several. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rabbits+rape+cat&aq=f
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4:53 pm
So you can’t read at all? I had a feeling.
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THERE ARE MANY VIDEOS ON YOU TUBE. HOW MANY TIMES MUST I STATE THIS BEFORE YOU FINALLY GET IT???
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None, you retard, I already looked at the descriptions in those videos in the first link you put up in your article, and only one had anything to do with rabbits raping cats. Hell, I even added “cat” before you linked (as I stated, and why I said you can’t read) and I STILL found only one. Just because you found something under a search, doesn’t mean that it’s actually related.
You don’t know how the internet works, nor do you read. How many times must I say that before it gets through your simple head?
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9:21 am
I checked out YouTube for myself from the link you provided. I saw one instance of a bunny actually raping a cat, where the cat was significantly smaller. All other videos were rabbits attempting to do so, but failing because the cat was generally a better fighter and able to force them away.
But maybe you didn’t notice that rabbits do this to all kinds of small animals? They just have very strong sex drives. You’ve seriously never heard the phrase “fucking like rabbits”? They have short gestation periods so they reproduce very quickly, and such behavior should be expected. Are you really comparing animal behavior to our own? They lack higher brain function in abstract reasoning like we have. You aren’t about to find them caring any more about monogamy than what their instincts might tell them if they happen to be monogamous. Having such expectations about animals is as stupid as cutting off your arm because you have a scratch on it.
You clearly don’t know anything about Biology, and you shit all over anyone who actually spends their life on the material just to justify a very narrow perspective of reality (or rather, not of reality). Fuck off.
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5:51 pm
“I have written extensively about the health and social dangers of these sorts of pets and while you disagree with me, you cannot deny my scientific facts.”
Actually I can deny them, and I have. I disputed many of your so-called “scientific facts” at length in your hateful article about cats.
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9:18 am
Since when have youtube videos been considered scientific fact?
and cats could kill pretty much any rabbit if they wanted to. First off they are similarly sized and cats are predators while rabbits are herbivorous.
And it is worth mentioning that homosexual animal relationships are quite common in nature, and not nonexistent like mentioned in the article.
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4:14 pm
Cats are sort of slutty when you think about it, probably always rubbing up against the rabbits and strutting around, basically asking for it. Pretty demented and whoreish animals.
That’s why there are so many kittens and really, it gets exhausting having to always box them up and calling animal control to come pick them up.
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4:27 pm
WOW. Just WOW. That’s just fucking inhumane. You honestly think this? Are you fucking serious?
You’re fucking disgusting. You shouldn’t be called human whatsoever.
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4:34 pm
“Sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for virtuous women” –Phyllis McAlpin Stewart Schlafly. ( http://www.phyllisschlafly.com/ )
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“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Timothy Leary
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6:07 pm
Cats are slutty because they rub up against things? Cats rub up against things to spread their scent (mark their territory) and get attention. What about all the dogs who hump people’s legs?
“basically asking for it.”
So then I guess you also believe that girls who dress in skimpy clothing are “asking” to get raped?
“That’s why there are so many kittens”
No, there are so many kittens because cats ovulate spontaneously via stimulation from the penis. In other words, if sex occurs, the cat is almost guaranteed to get pregnant. That’s why you SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR ANIMALS!
“and really, it gets exhausting having to always box them up and calling animal control to come pick them up.”
Oh, you poor, poor thing, “having” to put them in boxes and send them off to get killed. I have a better idea. How about you take them to a humane animal shelter, instead, so that they can be adopted by kind people with hearts? Or would that ruin the masturbatory session that you have as you watch the poor things get euthanized?
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10:12 pm
““basically asking for it.”
So then I guess you also believe that girls who dress in skimpy clothing are “asking” to get raped?”
well ofcourse he does.
how else could he rationalise it when he see a hot girl and feels like rapeong her.
even if he don’t do it he still need to rationalise the thought.
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7:45 pm
Girls who dress is skimpy clothes are not “asking to be raped”.
Rather they are lacking common sense. Rapists are sickos, and almost anything can send them into a raping rampage. Girls need to develop a sense of discernment, and know who the good guys are, and to hang around them instead of the sickos. It’s not even a matter of a girl wearing the wrong clothing (though there is such a thing as decency is dress). It’s the matter of her being close enough to a rapist.
Of course, feminists want to confuse the issue, and have as many innocent girls fall victims of rapists so these girls could associate rapists with all men, and start hating all men.
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11:11 pm
You don’t seem to understand what rape is all about.
Rapists are not turned on by skimpy dresses or a saucily bared decolletage. Rapists are turned on by:
1. The perceived opportunity to dominate a weaker human being (most often but not limited to women).
2. The need to lash out at a representative of someone whom they feel wronged them (relative, co-worker, etc).
It is only the sexually repressed who think rape is about sex. It is almost never about sex.
Oh, and I still can’t believe this site is real… Billings postings are just too funny!
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9:24 pm
“That’s why there are so many kittens and really, it gets exhausting having to always box them up and calling animal control to come pick them up.”
Box them up my ass. In these parts, we stuff them in a pillowcase and throw them in the lake.
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this was a joke, right? Sad that I have to ask.
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10:02 am
Funny you should ask that.
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3:40 pm
Oh man… this is too good. I love the completely enraged responses to what is so obviously a joke comment.
In fact, this entire web site is hilarious… pure comedy gold! Keep up the good work, self-parodying christian whack-jobs!
hugs,
kam
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2:58 am
Except that there really are people who get off on brutally murdering animals (even humans for that matter).
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7:41 am
Your distorted, sick tactics sicken me to the maxiumum. Cats are whoreish animals? They’re not people. They are CATS. You can’t label animals as sluts and whores. I can clearly tell by your statements that you support animal cruelty.
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6:30 pm
Claire, your assumptive words really do get old and they hurt as well. No, I do not get joy from doing my duty, but I do it for the good of nature. Stray cats throw off the ecosystem, and even by your own admission, cats — much like rabbits — have hyper-stimulation and even worse, hyper-ovulation, so they have large amounts of offspring and oft times, multiple. Unchecked, such a population boom can spell disaster, especially for cats who usually do not have many natural predators.
For this reason, yes, I do my duty and turn each and every cat in so the city can deal with them, however they deem fit.
As for behavior, yes, if a girl doesn’t want trouble, she shouldn’t dress as such. No, I’m not saying guys have a carte blanc to attack girls, because anyone who would do such things to a woman deserves to be skewered on a hot rod and get the same for eternity in hell.
What I’m saying, is if you go into a field of hungry dogs, brandishing a steak and a bone, to be surprised if there’s that one dog in the pack who will jump on you, bite you, take your steak and bone and lose all control.
If you dangle it long enough, you’ll get every dog’s attention. One of them, sadly, will be just that twisted enough to attack.
If that analogy isn’t clear enough, here’s the bottom line. If a woman dresses seductively, guys will turn their heads. The problem is one of those guys will end up being an asshole, and with his attention caught, he will act out on his urges (brought on by the provacative clothing) if he gets the chance. So yes, there’s a degree of wisdom in being safe when going out and definitly not drawing attention to yourself, especially out late and isolated and by yourself, if you’re a woman.
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6:39 pm
“For this reason, yes, I do my duty and turn each and every cat in so the city can deal with them, however they deem fit.”
As a Christian, shouldn’t your “duty” be to find homes for these innocent creatures?
“because anyone who would do such things to a woman deserves to be skewered on a hot rod and get the same for eternity in hell.”
You’re one to talk about how females should be treated. You think that women have the mentality of children and deserve to be treated as such, “disciplined” by their husbands. So I’m not moved in the least by your “compassionate” view of female rape victims. You still view us as inferior.
“If that analogy isn’t clear enough, here’s the bottom line.”
Yes, because my feeble female mind cannot possibly comprehend that analogy *rolls eyes*.
Go fuck yourself.
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1:57 pm
Isn’t the practice of skewering people on a hot rod a waste of an awesome automobile? Seems like an expensive solution, too.
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Dogs raping girls? I’m confused, I thought we were talking about rabbits raping cats.
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“For this reason, yes, I do my duty and turn each and every cat in so the city can deal with them, however they deem fit.”
It’s a shame your mother didn’t do the same thing to you.
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“No, I do not get joy from doing my duty, but I do it for the good of nature. Stray cats throw off the ecosystem, and even by your own admission, cats — much like rabbits — have hyper-stimulation and even worse, hyper-ovulation, so they have large amounts of offspring and oft times, multiple. Unchecked, such a population boom can spell disaster, especially for cats who usually do not have many natural predators.”
Sir with my scientific research i have discovered that humans are reproducing at an alarming rate. More humans are born each day than the number of humans that die each day. Humans throw off the ecosystem in many ways. More land must be taken from the world to create shelter for these humans. Humans also force animals to reproduce more than they would naturally in the wild so that these humans can produce more food. I do not get joy from doing my duty, but i know it is right to turn in many of these stray humans to the prper authorities to reduce their numbers and protect the world. Humans have hyper-stimulation so they often have multiple offspring. Unchecked, such a population boom can spell disaster, especially for humans who usually do not have many natural predators.
I also propose that every human for the next ten years to be spayed or neutered so that we may control this over population. We must also turn humans that have produced more than one offspring into containment camps so that we may control their numbers. The offspring of these humans must also be found and contained as well to further protect the world.
Please try not to be too upset that you just described exactly the problem the world faces with human reproduction every day.
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9:46 pm
The analogy makes sense up to the point of it getting people’s attention. However, humans are not dogs, they only act out if there is something defective about them (mental issues primarily) Dogs don’t have the same level of rational thought as a human being and therefore (especially if used to a fighting for food lifestyle) will attack a human for holding food away from it. Humans have more self control than that, and given that none of us who have access to the internet should be living a fight for food lifestyle, no individual should be attacking anyone for anything. Sex is as big of a thing in life as food is. Given food is required for the survival of an individual, sex is required for the survival of a species. Dogs act on these needs of life without thinking, unless they are conditioned (trained) and/or neutered. Humans don’t need to be neutered, given we are all supposed to be conditioned (trained) to act a certain way towards other humans as a child, by our parents.
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6:43 pm
So what you’re saying, Claire, is that you pretty much agree with me and had to struggle to find disagreement. My points:
1) Overpopulation of a unnatural species within a local ecosystem can cause detrimental change to that system. Population control procedures should be enacted if an ecosystem is currently affected by such a problem (which it is, in my case).
As a scientist, I know you comprehend this one.
2) Women should be careful and watch their surroundings.
3) Adults who sexualy exploit anyone deserve the most severe of punishments.
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6:52 pm
“So what you’re saying, Claire, is that you pretty much agree with me and had to struggle to find disagreement.”
No, not at all.
“1) Overpopulation of a unnatural species within a local ecosystem can cause detrimental change to that system. Population control procedures should be enacted if an ecosystem is currently affected by such a problem (which it is, in my case).”
Domestic felines are no less a natural species in America than domestic canines. And if you’re so worried about the ecosystem and population control, then shouldn’t you be advocating abortion for unwanted human babies?
As a scientist, I know you comprehend this one.”
Oh but Adam, I’m just a simple female. You said it yourself, we’re as dumb as children. So there’s no way I can pooooossibly comprehend that.
“2) Women should be careful and watch their surroundings.”
Yes, because men are fucking animals. You yourself are no less dangerous than men who rape women, as you believe that we are inferior to you and should be subject to discipline to males.
“3) Adults who sexualy exploit anyone deserve the most severe of punishments.”
That’s true, but I’m still not buying into this sudden “concern” you have for women’s right to bodily integrity. Considering how, you know, you believe that a wife’s body belongs to her husband and that he should have say over how she uses her uterus…
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10:20 pm
“1) Overpopulation of a unnatural species within a local ecosystem can cause detrimental change to that system. Population control procedures should be enacted if an ecosystem is currently affected by such a problem (which it is, in my case). ”
ah then i guess we can all agree that humans needs to be eradicated since we have done nothing but destory any ecosystem we get near for over the last 1000 years.
yes every city in the entire world should be leveled so we can repair the ecosystem and we should all start liveing in ghrass huts right adam?
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7:52 pm
“ah then i guess we can all agree that humans needs to be eradicated since we have done nothing but destory any ecosystem we get near for over the last 1000 years.”
Oh bull-tweety-bird.
Humans, when rightly guided, have done so much to improve nature and the Earth. It’s called responsible stewardship. Christian Rome had much better ecological record than pagan “classical” Rome. The Puritans managed to make a decent life for themselves on the East Coast while preserving nature at the same time.
“yes every city in the entire world should be leveled so we can repair the ecosystem and we should all start liveing in ghrass huts right adam?”
Wrong. God didn’t intend for man to live in grass huts for all his history. Technological advancement is not in itself a sin. Not all Christians want to live like the Amish – nor do they need to.
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11:21 pm
What is this difference between “classic” Rome and Christian Rome? I mean aside from a change in religions… the place was pretty much the same.
And Puritans living a clean and perfect life on the East Coast? Puh Lease!
If the Puritans were so “at one with nature” there shouldn’t have been the outbreaks of smallpox, cholera or the plague that they had to suffer through.
Face it, since the our first ancestor cut down a tree to carve some pre-historic dildo (it’s for real, look it up) man has been a poor steward of the land, proper “guidance” or not.
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Claire, I’ve never said such things. I’ve never said a man should have a right to a woman’s uterus. If his child is in there, yes, but then again, there should be a law that makes abortion illegal. No one has the right to murder a developing life process.
Next, no, I do not believe women are less than men. They are equals and in life, it is still the duty of man to watch out for women. I am a gentleman and wholely believe ladies should be treated as such.
Rapists are no better than murderers. It would be one thing, for one a have children. for a man to see crude words to my daughter. I would bash his face and send him on his way.
Should he actually bring harm to her body in the worst of ways, I would rip his heart out and feed it to him, and as his life glinted away in those seconds, let him know he will burn in hell for all time and he’ll never be forgiven, and I gladly took away any chance he had to ask forgiveness.
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//Claire, I’ve never said such things. I’ve never said a man should have a right to a woman’s uterus. If his child is in there, yes, but then again, there should be a law that makes abortion illegal. No one has the right to murder a developing life process.//
You may not have said that, but you certainly implied that woman shouldn’t be surprised if they’re raped for looking attractive. Not only that, do you remember your precious bible that you assholes pick and choose from? It states that if a woman is raped, the rapist pays her father and she’s now the rapist’s wife. You can’t pick half a damn book to follow and ignore the other half just to look decent. You certainly think women are shit, you think cats are vermin and should be killed off, yet you claim to be a holy man.
//Next, no, I do not believe women are less than men. They are equals and in life, it is still the duty of man to watch out for women. I am a gentleman and wholely believe ladies should be treated as such.//
riiiiiiiight, that’s why you think a woman should be slapped and beaten by her husband if she disobeys him, because you’re for equal rights!
I’m sorry, but what the fuck goes on in your head?
//Rapists are no better than murderers. It would be one thing, for one a have children. for a man to see crude words to my daughter. I would bash his face and send him on his way.//
You want to murder cats, are you in agreement then that you’re scum and on a similar level of a rapist? Don’t you want to wipe off homosexuals and asians and non-whites in general off the face of the Earth? Or are you saying that rapists should be held in high regard along side murderers like you?
//Should he actually bring harm to her body in the worst of ways, I would rip his heart out and feed it to him, and as his life glinted away in those seconds, let him know he will burn in hell for all time and he’ll never be forgiven, and I gladly took away any chance he had to ask forgiveness.//
‘cept you just committed murder and took the life of a fellow man. For what? Him saying something to your daughter? Unless the man is beating the ever living shit out of her and doing god’s knows what else and he isn’t her husband (because, you feel that only fathers and husbands have that right), you don’t exactly have a lot of leg room to be saying that your taking of a life is justified.
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“I’ve never said a man should have a right to a woman’s uterus.”
“Next, no, I do not believe women are less than men. They are equals and in life, it is still the duty of man to watch out for women. I am a gentleman and wholely believe ladies should be treated as such.”
“Gentle taps are perfectly fine, much like you’d do a naughty dog or lippy wife.”
“When I do get married and if my wife does it me, I would softly rebuke her for daring to challenge my authority as patriarch of the family.”
“The Bible gives man charge of his house and family. Church has made that point abundantly clear and any woman who can’t accept that fact has no business with a family, husband or children.”
“A woman’s place in the church is in the back, sitting in silence. I’m pretty sure you are a woman, so perhaps you better leave the Biblical interpretation to me and other guys who know what they are talking about.”
“Men have authority over women. Women were created from the rib of Adam. God is a man, Jesus is a man. Women are to be equals in love and respect, but always submit to a husband/father’s authority.”
“Men make better doctors, lawyers and sources of hard labor. Women make better secretaries, attendants and other assisting jobs. It makes sense, as women are made to be attentive and nursing (as the woman’s main life function is to have children). I am sure you will disagree, but when doing so, please take time to look in the mirror. You will see God has designed your body to have babies and then nurse them.”
“There is a reason things have gotten worse in America since the time women have been allowed to get out of line at home.”
“This is exactly why husband must discipline their wives. SIck.”
“In a marriage and in a home, the husband’s dictates are the law. Just like you set rules for your children, the husband sets rules for his family.”
“You just proved the article’s point. If Adam had went to Eve and just said “No” when she brought the apple, we would not have sin. Even something as horrible as sexual attacks would not have taken pl.ace. It’s all due to Eve. Adam thought he could trust her, and she lead him to sin as well. Now we all suffer. So, yes, a man needs to keep a woman in place. Adam failed to do that and look where it got us.”
“No honor and depraved behavior, so typical of women who claim to be able to do sciences.”
“Bill Clinton is smarter than Hillary and also held a higher job. Pretty typical of a relationship.”
“There is nothing ‘harsh’ about a gently tap of affection placed upon the wife’s lovely face or forearm. The Bible forbids harsh treatment, which is just gross and sick if any husband treats his wife in such ways. It is a sin unto God. But giving her just a little, Godly tap — ever so swift, so swift — I think that’s alright and she will too. God spends his wrath with great swiftness and after a period of tarrying, and husbands should do the same. In the end, even though it will hurt the husband more than his wife and kids, the loving discipline will make the family more strongly knit.”
“Why are you meddling in a men’s discussion when you should be busy seeing to your kids and husband?”
“When a woman marries a man, she becomes a gift unto the man just as a man was made as a gift unto God.”
In addition, I cannot remember which article it was in, but I wrote a semi-overview of them movie “Philadelphia”, and you accused me of plagiarism because, according to you, women are not smart enough to write well.
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“Should he actually bring harm to her body in the worst of ways, I would rip his heart out and feed it to him, and as his life glinted away in those seconds, let him know he will burn in hell for all time and he’ll never be forgiven, and I gladly took away any chance he had to ask forgiveness.”
If I was raped, I would not want you to show ANY sort of concern for me. Doing so would insult my intelligence, as, as you can see from the quotes above, you view women as lesser than men.
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How many of us are in there, Sybil? You can’t seem to decide what side of the fence you’re on regarding animals, women’s rights, sex, etc.
Time to get back on the meds I think…
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Ah yes, the ad-hominem attack—the last refuge of one who has lost an argument (spectacularly, in this case).
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“No one has the right to murder a developing life process.”
Should we wait until they have been developed and born?
That does make sense because we wait for the cats to be born then we kill them. Wait, i forgot cats do not go through a developing life process, they are just trimmed off the body of the devil himself.
I should have aborted when i had the chance.
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Spoken like a true green-teeth Baptist freakazoid.
You Christers are all so ready to rip hearts out of ‘sinners’ chests and then tell them how they’ll be rosting in Hell as their life “glints” away – - but where the Hell do you think YOIU”RE going after murdering them ?
You simpleton Baptist dog ! Yoiur daughter is turning tricks at the park right now !
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Claire, I have no idea what you’re talking about and don’t even remember typing half those things. Some of them I did say and there is nothing wrong with those statements.
Also, if a man ever dared laid a hand on you to harm you in such a way, I would give my life defending you and fighting him off.
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“Some of them I did say and there is nothing wrong with those statements.”
You said them ALL, and there is A LOT wrong with those statements.
“Also, if a man ever dared laid a hand on you to harm you in such a way, I would give my life defending you and fighting him off.”
And I would kick HIS ass AND your ass. I can defend myself, thank you very much, and don’t need a sexist, degrading motherfucker implying that I can’t do so.
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//And I would kick HIS ass AND your ass. I can defend myself, thank you very much, and don’t need a sexist, degrading motherfucker implying that I can’t do so.//
Mind if I assist? If for no other reason other than to share my hatred of this retarded slime-ball.
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It’s all really simple, why rabbits do what they do to cats: Cats are sexy!
It’s the same reason that pedophilia is so popular: All those sexy kids.
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“Claire, I’ve never said such things. I’ve never said a man should have a right to a woman’s uterus. If his child is in there, yes, but then again, there should be a law that makes abortion illegal. No one has the right to murder a developing life process”
bringing more intresting facts up huh.
let’s see here. you are against gays haveing children partly because a child need both a mother and a father correct.
then why would you in this case of a woman not wanting a child demand that it be born so that the man can be it’s father and the woman can neglect it? this child would not have the oh so needed mother and following your logic it would be just as damaged as any child raised by 2 gay men. therefor they should nopt be alowed to have this child and the only way to make sure of that is abortion.
but then you are a bunch of hypocrits so you can problably still rationalise you insanity.
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“The incidence of rape between these house pets has risen at such an alarming rate that many are asking, “Why?””
You’re asking why so many videos are being posted in recent years on Youtube. And the answer is…Youtube. It’s not like rabbits worldwide suddenly decided the world is a prison and cats are Edward Norton. Yuotube came along. There’s a venue. Simple enough.
Also, rabbits aren’t seeing their owners homosexin’ and trying to emulate it. They’re notorious for fucking. They see a hole. They go to work. You’re giving them too much credit.
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When man intervenes with nature without enough knowledge, unexpected things can happen. In Africa, governments tried to deal with elephant overpopulation (that’s right, elephants are not on the brink of extinction) by culling the herds of the older, wiser males. That left the younger males unrestrained – so they ended up killing and raping rhinos!
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9:17 pm
Thank you, Joe. That is a very valid point!
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Sir, please, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HOMELESS SACK OF KITTY SHIT.
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9:47 pm
This must be a troll site. It is tool unreal.
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i’ve looked all over the web and there are conflicting answers. i’m just crossing my fingers in hope that it’s fake!
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i thought i was reading an article about pet behavior but it turned into boring homophobic drivel pretty quick.
alot of the “facts” are actually not true. but i guess i can’t expect honestly to interfere with even a christian website when there’s gay-bashing to be done.
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really? I mean really?
there are starving children in this world and this is what yall fret over. Esp you, author.
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Ho yeah for sure that many Dolphins are gay because of there gay owners… Lots of gay man also owns Penguins…
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I don’t know whats more disturbing… That you call UTube “scientific facts” or the fact that you spent possibly a whole afternoon SEARCHING for these…
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hold on, need to catch my breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love this site so much. Well done, everyone!
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I’m selling rabit/cat porn anyone interested?
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The Bible is full of stories about “god’s chosen men” raping young girls, some called wives, some concubines…not one was courted or seduced, few were even willing. The women were stoned to death when raped, or forced to marry their rapists. This is the gold standard you want to set?
Rabbits will hump anything for several reasons. 1. They’re nearly blind and can only see shadows up close, so if it’s warm and furry, they assume it’s a potential partner. 2. They’re at the bottom of the food chain. They need to reproduce in high numbers because their survival rate is low. 3. Both sexes will “hump” to show dominance on other animals. This is not sexual in the sense you’re talking about. 4. It’s not rape. If the animal on the receiving end isn’t happy with the situation, whether cat or rabbit, he or she will become aggressive and put the other guy in his place.
I don’t think rabbits rape, or I have never seen it and I’m in a position that I would see such things. I know male Mallard Ducks will gang rape any females that are not pregnant at the end of the season, sometimes resulting in the death of the female, as they hold her head down into the water.
Did you know that rabbits will bond for life and that when one of the warren (even your house cat, if he lives with free roaming rabbits) is dying, they will dance in circles around the sick animal, throw binkies (air spins to show happiness) and kiss the sick animal on the head? They say a very formal goodbye. Makes you wonder.
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Kass, I think you’re offering empirical proof rather than substantive spiritual proof. There are laws and rules greater than the messy stuff in front of us at work here.
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Steven, this is just proof you like large russian sailor mens’ penises in your extemely wide butthole… and while the penises are carresing your anus, you enjoy a hot cup of joe to pass the time, I right? You whore?
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Go back to collecting your antique soda bottles. The definition of rape involves a sexual act (knowingly) without consent. How could a cat (or other animal) possibly consent or otherwise. ‘Mens rea’ (that is; the intention underlying the act)is part of the offence of Rape. So the rabbit would have to know that the cat was not consenting and undertake the act notwithstanding. You are pathetic. I will pray for you and anyone who buys into your bigotry, prejudice and ignorance.
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Sounds like an attorney. lol
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How do you think the women of America would feel to hear your definition of rape as only including penetration? Your lies make me sick.
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Cancel my subscriptions to everything from Comedy Central to Cracked.com. THIS is without a doubt the funniest site I’ve ever visited. I must send the link to my gay entourage. Claire rocks btw. And my numerous cats are so lazy and bored I doubt they’d even look up if a rabbit raped them.
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aww snap!
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Trying to speak logic to this author.. is like trying to teach a rock how to fly.
It can’t be done, nor should you try.
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I have a question, in all seriousness… if the practice of having two or more species of animals in the same house is disturbing and morally risky, you know, like some “veritable Noah’s Ark” (not arc), then are we to conclude that what Noah did was disturbing and morally risky?
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…yes James… Noah was God’s ‘Pet Pimp’. So, in essence he was the first Huggy Bear (and that’s where the moniker derives from, the ‘bear’ in question humped a turtle…and it all went downhill from there.)
“Noah McShizzle in da house! Rockin’ da boat and gettin’ jiggy with it!”
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James:
Of course not. Noah was commanded by God and he committed his life to something all those around him thought foolish and absurd. It’s a great lesson for those of us with faith that we must persevere no matter how many villagers mock us.
God bless,
Stephenson
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I agree with Kat Nove. This is laugh out loud Christian Parody! That’s the only thing that could explain the crazy offerings about rabbit-raping cats!
At first I thought, “Man, this guy is Coo-Coo for CocoPuffs! But now I get it! Send a link to Jon Stewart. He’ll LOVE this.
hahaha
And the Billings guy does PERFECTLY come off as the rabid far left Christian Crazy that he’s trying to satirize. None of what he says makes sense (I live on a farm and have never seen a rabbit raping a cat–and can tell you the barn cats would win a rabbit/cat smackdown EVERY time.)
But truly–leave the animals alone. Let them screw whoever they want to screw. They’re not nearly as ‘precious’ about sex as we humans are (or some of us humans, anyway)
It’s not our job to tell the rabbits they can’t get some kittie-nookie if they want it! I bet the cats like a little…Bunny Lovin’
AHAHAHA
I have totally favorited this. And Claire, you’re great! You tell Psychotic Sam what’s up!
hahaha Good acting, Billings! I thought The Onion was funny. This is great!
Jeni
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There are plenty of videos and discussion online of this situation if you care to look. Barn cats and farm rabbits would be a bit different than the domestic/urban situation I am describing. As for you conspiracy theory about me, you can throw it at me all you want but it will not make me lose confidence in myself. I’ve heard it all before and find it simply counterproductive.
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There’s less than 5 videos to prove your bullshit, yet you claim there’s at least a hundred.
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Can anyone deconstruct this? I sit here with a PhD in Linguistics and cannot deconstruct Billings here.
It has to be parody since Billings never makes any sense.
Damn you Poe’s Law!
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2:52 pm
Sean. You are right of course, they were wasted words on my part. I would have done better to tell the author about the increasing epidemic of rabbit domestic violence, and how rabbit drug abuse turns straight children gay. It is a scientific FACT dontcha’ know?
PS: If there are any rabbits around let me know. My cats are sooooo horny right now.
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Dear Stephenson, Excellent reporting, as always. I’m trying to find ways of preventing my rabbits from raping my cats, but I’m torn. Do I (1) rape my cats myself, so as to leave my scent in them, thereby deterring the rabbits, or (2) rape my rabbits, so that they know how it feels and will leave my poor cats alone?
Maybe I should try both, and see which one works better.
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Not funny, friend.
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What are you talking about, that was hilarious! Better advice than anything you’ll ever give.
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9:53 pm
Hah, you actually have friends? I call bullshit.
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9:02 pm
Hey Stevie B, sorry for stepping on your comedic toes, so to speak. I’m basically plagiarizing another comedian’s jokes. It’s your column, Stevie, and rabbits raping cats is some funny shit! Run with it, man.
I just figured we were all one happy community making fun of the right wing nutjob christians, that’s all. Take care, man.
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i think you should definitely do both and see what one works better, if you could also post your scientific findings that would help us all out a lot so we know if we were to get bunnies and cats, what ones need to be raped by humans to keep them from raping each other
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Hahaha, hoooly fucking shit, this can’t be real. Billings is the most mentally incompetent person I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing, and these avid supporters are almost worse.
But seriously, funny stuff. If it is a troll site, props. I’ll definitely be rounding up my closest gay friends and laughing my ass off at this on a regular basis.
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AHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT??
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as someone who’s worked with rabbits for a while, both in shelters and at home, I can tell you they’re not raping cats to prove they’re a better choice of pet, feeling rapey, or anything sinister. it’s a social act to show dominance over other household animals, most of the time there isn’t penetration since I’ve seen female rabbits do it just as often as male. Other animals have displayed this kind of behavior in the wild, it’s a show of dominance and power since rabbit warrens are built on a ladder system; a head rabbit followed down by others. I have three cats and three rabbits, and no one is getting “raped”. This “journalist” is a joke, and a bad one at that. Try reading a book about basic animal behavior before panicking people and dissuading them from adopting rabbits! Getting the rabbit spayed or neutered will greatly reduce their urge to hump and display dominance, and they make wonderful companions to me AND my cats.
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Dear Hannah,
It really doesn’t matter whether the rabbits get adopted or not. Rabbits raping cats is clearly a sign of the end times. We will all be dead soon enough.
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Hannah, I agree with your statement ” it’s a social act to show dominance over other household animals.” In fact, I said pretty much the same thing in my article (maybe you reread it). But I want to take this argument a bit further and explore the societal and moral meanings of these acts and how they can infect the animal kingdom at large. I think you have failed to truly see the big picture here.
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Humans use behaviors to display dominance as well, with intentionally sinister actions. i think if the tables were turned around animals would be appalled at war, real human rape, murder, weapons of mass destruction, etc. what’s worse, a rabbit humping a cat, or an AK47?
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No. What you ultimately said in your article is basically that rabbits raping cats is the result of human immorality—specifically citing homosexuality (easily one of the most ridiculous correlations that i’ve ever read).
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Steven, do you ever get the feeling people are flocking to this website because these articles are hilarious?
I am laughing my butt off.
And BTW, I am a christian
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God damn this is the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Billings’ “journalism” is laughable in itself but the replies are fucking HI-LARIOUS. Thanks for the belly laughs, everyone (except that Adam Nelson git, he sounds kinda serial killer-ish). Billings just confirms for me that closeted gays are WAY more creepy than “out” gays will ever be.
Sniffing teenage boy’s mattresses for traces of spoo? Serious red flag there, “friend”, flying high for ALL the world to see!
And anyone who thinks that “irregardless” is actually a word shouldn’t be writing anything, anywhere, anytime.
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10:36 am
Many great thinkers have been mocked for their beliefs. Your hostility only makes me stronger. And if, amongst all of you young people, just one or two find the love of Jesus I will be incredibly happy.
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no our hostility turns you into a whineing bitch who belives turning caps lock on will make your argument more compeling. you are right many great thinkers were mocked… by christains mainly, you dumb fuck.
of course you’ll be happy if you manage to convert people it’s your mission in life. i’ll be happy for each person i manage to help think for themself… you seem to have problem when i do it you hypocrit.
you have all you right to try and fight your way in but if you are not willing to take oposition when you do then no i will not let it go.
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12:38 pm
Jazze, I only want to help the lost souls like you. Please understand that.
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Mr Billings, I’m very curious to know when you became a scientist? Did you study at the university of wikipedia? and last I checked, Bible-thumping lunatics and science don’t typically go hand-in-hand, so which are you: a scientist or a man of God? Here you are judging others, but the Bible tells ME (it clearly tells you something different) that only God can pass judgment, that I should love my fellow man; that I should dislike the sin not the sinner (Jesus kept friends with prostitutes, remember?). HIS word tells ME that I should love all creatures put here on this earth because God created them. God’s creations are beautiful works of art sir, but clearly you disagree. So now you also judge God? You might say that I’m a lost soul, but again that would be passing judgment! I am far from lost. You see, it is much of organized religion today that is lost. The Bible tells us to forgive, to be accepting, but YOU sit there and YOU tell people “No no! Do not listen to this outdated book here! KILL God’s creatures, these cats! Damn his children, these homosexuals! Rid the world of this filth! Follow MY word!” Jesus did not do these things, so what right do you have to? Do you also believe the woman inferior? Do you believe that she should bow down before her man, and take any type of abuse he offers up be it physical, sexual, or emotional? Sir, perhaps it is you who has strayed and is lost. I will pray for you that you might find your way again.
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sure billings i understand that. i never claimed otherwise. will you please understand we just want ignorant people like you to find the happines of thinking for themself, in return? pretty please? you can’t ask us to be understanding and refuse to be it yourself now can you?
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4:45 pm
“Your hostility only makes me stronger.”
No…it causes you to fly off the handle and scream and whine.
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12:27 am
FYI, rabbits don’t have penetrative intercourse. Male rabbits basically splooge all over whatever they’re rubbing against. If it’s a female rabbit’s vaginal opening, that’s just a bonus.
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What are you, out of your mind? Listen to the mindless bullshit that you’ve written her. How the hell did you write this with a straight face?
You fucking lunatic!
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4:00 pm
Dude! This is a joke. It’s meant to be funny a parody on religious nuts and I think it does a fantastic job! I know, it took me a while to decide this to. It’s better than The Onion when your not sure if its for real or not.
LOVE IT!
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8:11 am
I was at the park yesterday and had some old bread with me to feed the ducklings. As I was sitting on my favorite bench I saw, to my horror, a male duck molest another male duck. In retrospect, it must have been a homosexual couple getting frisky in the bushes.
Apparently homosexuals are such deviants that they cause animals to rape each other in the vicinity.
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well i mean obviously Agnes. didn’t you hear? they’re also responsible for volcano eruptions and poor harvests. don’t worry though, we’ll sacrifice some virgins to the big dude in the clouds who lovingly makes us all in some cosmic easy bake oven and it’ll be cool.
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4:42 pm
“Jazze, I only want to help the lost souls like you. Please understand that.”
And we only want you to back the fuck off and stop helping people who don’t want or need help. Please understand THAT.
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I’m worried about my cat. He has been hanging around with other male cats and coming in late at night. Do you think he may be gay? I’ve also caught him watching ‘The Wizard of Oz’ and listening to Cher CDs. I’m sure that only the careful scientific, evidence-based approach of an expert like Billings can help…
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Total respect. Had me fooled [blush] – until I read some of the other pieces which are too obvious. Enjoyed it while it lasted though, even at my own expense.
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Because they can can can
It’s just practice, they don’t care about producing offspring or not.Give them another rabbit and they’ll hop onto that. And you get offspring. “Problem” solved.
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12:57 pm
it breathes intolerance! we are in 2010, it might be changing what do you think? move by advancing instead of receding, it will make you weird!
An angry French
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2:42 pm
Okay… I’m a straight Christian male and after reading this article I have to ask… “Are you out of your ever lovin’ minds?!” There is well documented proof that there is homosexuality in the animal kingdom. Mainly in places where a species is over populating. They have animal urges, agreed, but when there is an outburst of population they seem to, automatically and effortlessly, shift to that lifestyle – God’s way of decreasing the population in said area.
That’s (partially) why I think we are seeing a rise in homosexuality among humans – We are over populating this planet – Maybe, just maybe – it is God trying to slow us stupid humans down.
And a benign and benevolent God wouldn’t doom these people for something that is all of our faults.
We may have dominion over this Earth, but we are steadily and systematically destroying it. Maybe that is God’s test for us. To learn how not to abuse what he has given us. A thought many of these so called Christians need to heed.
Quit being so filled with hate. Stop being lost in the old testament and advance to the new testament. We are CHRISTians. Learn to be more like our loving God – Forgive. That is what Jesus teaches.
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11:50 am
I do not see how you can turn a blind eye to Leviticus 18:22: “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.” Could that be any clearer? Your liberal politcally correct version of the teachings of Jesus does not conform in any way, shape or form with that of mainstream Christianity today. Are you even aware of the work of Rev. Joel Osteen or Rev. Pat Robertson, Concerned Women for America, Family Resources Council, Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, or the thousands of others who are fighting against the harshest elements of the “gay” agenda in America? Liberals like you really occupy the lunatic fringe and contradict everything our greatest Christians leaders have written or spoken.
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9:58 pm
Fuck people. When are we finally gonna talk about rabbits raping Jesus?
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9:59 pm
lol, get owned cat.
um people, this is satire, the whole joke comes from reading everyone who thinks this is real comments. just calm down, think about it, read everyones comment, pretty freaking funny. this site makes fun of society of modern america.
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10:02 pm
Fuck people. When are we finally going to talk about rabbits raping jesus?
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6:25 pm
jesus…, get a life dude.
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5:24 pm
Heh. I love how people STILL think this site is for real.
It’s PARODY people! Geezus.
The only thing funnier than the content on this site, are the comments that follow the articles.
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8:18 pm
Ah, the liberal brigade has once again arrived with their conspiracy theories. Crawl back to Daily Kos and do us all a favor.
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9:25 pm
i can’t believe you said that you sicko!
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9:19 pm
Please see the article: Warning! Black Music Infiltrates the Minds of Future Homemaking White Women. Clearly, these cats are listening to Rap music and hip-hopping (LOL, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!).
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11:35 pm
stephenson billings i feel so sorry for you.
you are obviously fighting your own feelings of homosexuality by lashing out with hate and anger.
the moment you accept yourself you will stop feeling damaged and stop trying to damage other innocent people around you.
just embrace your gayness!
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8:42 pm
this post is so funny, how can you be upset by creatures’ horniness? freaks like you are just as funny, i strongly detest religious fundamentalists like you. this is the funniest thing ever, i have a cat – now i want a bunny
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12:10 am
this is the craziest website i have ever seen. the garbage they lay on here is so thick i would call it a internet landfill. what a load of crap.
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7:21 pm
Stunned: You call this a load of crap yet you made it all the way through all the riDICKulous comments. Just like “The Comedian” who in the supposed objective of disproving the “rabbit rape cat video count” watched(?) all 60 videos???
Some WEIRD people in this world but they do make for some great entertainment!!
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7:58 pm
To the 3 horribly ill-informed Alternate Jesuses who made those earliest comments here: we already have plenty of extra Jesuses here in Ypsilanti, though they don’t make as funny posts as you did. We need a world-wide convention to see who gets to be Top Dog Jesus, King of the Kings! Perhaps there can be a pro-wrestling type of contest to decide.
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6:36 pm
If a rabbit tried to rape my cat, i wud fckin kill it
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11:55 am
Mismatch?
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/sfl-dayinpix,0,2100660.photogallery
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6:00 pm
WTF is a Noah’s Arc? Did he keep it in his ark?
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2:40 pm
Well, I don’t know if we can say for sure how the cats feel, but I think it is clear from this video that cats aren’t the only one’s feeling the rabbits primal urges. The difference is, these chickens clearly enjoy it:
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7:40 am
idiot. male dolphins have sex with each other in the wild. stop using your religion as a tool to grief homosexuals, and try reading your holy book for good christan values. asshole
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3:42 am
Oh, my god. This is crazy…
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8:52 pm
Oh I see now you are God right? You can see all the animals in the wilderness at the same time! Now I get it! Oh and you probably have a higher degree in animal behavior. By the way Youtube and yourself are not reliable sources!
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8:44 pm
Animals like monkeys and gorillas among other species do present homosexual activity in the wild. There is plenty of research on that.
This article stinks. What I understand for sure is that the author has a pervert and perverse mind. He should stop watching videos of rabbits raping cats and messing with what homosexuals do in front of their pets or by themselves.
He should get a life and stop writing crap!
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8:48 pm
Try to cite a source that is both credible and Biblical for your implausible claims, please.
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