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Woman Disposes Cat Vermin In Bin, Angry Cat Activists Identify Her and Now Threaten To Kill Her
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Cats are a spreading vermin across many communities, worldwide. Unchecked, within most local biomes cats have no natural predators and high reproductive rate, meaning the population of stray cats can dangerously explode within any locale.
Using the following population growth model:
And correcting for time varying capacity:
We quickly find that in a standard community in spring time environmental conditions, with a standard flora and fauna for a Midwestern neighborhood, that an initial population value of 40 cats (male and female), can, within 5 years, explode to over 40,000.
In addition to acquiring vermin status with such a high growth rate, such numbers would threaten to offset the values for any biome.
A woman aware of this fact simply decided to start throwing stray cats away, in the garbage. Some cat activists caught wind of this conservationists efforts to protect native species from cats, and in a malicious act set-up a video camera, to obtain an image of this woman.
These activists spread this video around on YouTube and various news sites, exposing this woman and getting people riled up in hate. This woman is now in police protection because cat owners and activists are after her. How could anyone in their right mind try to punish a conservationist, with mob tactics, for trying to protect the environment from the results of irresponsible cat owners.
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This is all more proof of how cats are evil and should be close to exterminated. Cats should not be completely wiped out, but at such a low level that they are always listed as ‘endangered’. People who own cats always fall to the wiles of Satan, doing surprising things as bad as video-taping a poor grandmother who’s trying to do what’s right, then reporting her to their friends and planning a mob to attack her.
Let’s look at this video. Simply shocking:
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2:38 pm
Cats are not evil mother fucker, they are pets.
No one should be available to kill a living poor animal.\
Xtians dont support something as important as Abortion but support killing animals.
Go to fucking hell!
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3:01 pm
fine even if we go as far as to say they should be extreminated THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT!
that’s like saying if a church needs to be torn down because it’s in bad shape it’s perfectly okay to light it on fire whille people are inside because the curch had to go anyway. never mind the means or situation.
also would you be kind as to explain what the fuck those formulas mean. you can’t just gtake fucking shit like that without explaning how it works or what the numbers refere to.
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4:00 pm
Well, the woman clearly did not kill the cat, so death threats against her are going a bit far, but somebody should toss her ass into a dumpster so she knows what it feels like. Toss her into a hot dumpster and lock her in overnight and she’d never do something so cruel to an innocent creature again.
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4:38 pm
i also suggest making her it the dumpster’s contents for survival. the cat probably didn’t have to but she but extra points for her being a ruthless bitch
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2:41 am
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4:05 pm
Change the word ‘cat’ for Christian’ and you have a much more sane and rational argument.
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4:08 pm
If the original poster had actually bothered to read the article where they got their information from, they would have seen that the cat was in fact, a pet, and not a stray. I wonder if the original poster would enjoy their pets being put into rubbish bins. Highly unlikely. And I sincerely doubt that she was motivated out of trying to rid the UK of its stray cat population.
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1:11 pm
Standard practice on this site is to take the tagline of a real story, chuck out the facts and start over using a Christian Right playbook.
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4:22 pm
Uhhhhhmmmm, if we kill all cats, not only would i kill you abe, mice/rats/other REAL VERMIN would overpopulate and, well, destroy ecosystems unlike the cats you hate?
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4:27 pm
As K says, the cat wasn’t a stray but a family pet. And there isn’t a mob out to kill this woman. In fact the owners of the cat have pleaded with the RSPCA not to press charges against her. Hate to let the facts get in the way of a moronic article.
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4:39 pm
I’d donate to whatever cause helps clean these pests off the streets. Even if it is a family pet, if it’s out wandering about without a leash, it is fair game to be detagged and turned into animal control as a stray.
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9:25 am
Funny, I feel the same about retards like you.
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12:46 am
You are the vermin. Someone should dump your hateful sinning body in a dumpster.
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4:56 pm
I don’t get how any of that serves as proof that cats are evil. Proof that people are asshats, sure, but that’s about it.
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5:35 pm
It was probably one of those cats that had sex with a rabbit. It was a slut and deserved its fate.
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6:35 pm
‘Course, those figures mean nothing when you think that there are always variables subject to dramatic change over any period of time. The overall health of the cat population, for example.
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8:10 pm
Just to clarify, P0 is the initial population of cats and K is the limiting value of P. P(t) tends to K as t tends to infinity. Environmental conditions can influence the carrying capacity, that is, the number of cats the environment can support. To account for this a time varying capacity k(t) is introduced. When we differentiate by time t it gives us the population model, represented in the second equation.
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1:12 pm
i hate catz as much as the next pious believer, but for the avoidance of doubt you need to clarify how exactly you arrive at your assumptions about carrying capacity and indeed whether 40,000 is the asymptote of this function with P(0)=40. also, i think you need to integrate dP/dt to arrive at 40,000 rather than differentiating P(t) (derivative of P(t) doesn’t directly give you K(t) – it looks like an undefined/ambiguous assumption).
not trying to poke holes in your logistic model, brethren, just trying to forestall the inevitable assaults from secular humanist science types suggesting we christ-lovers practice pseudoscience. if you need a calculus refresher feel free to email me directly.
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11:11 pm
Yo abe what do you think about for every cats and homosexual you Kill threaten beats we do the same with you ???
it’s fair no ???
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5:54 am
It is shameful when a good Christian woman is persecuted for engaging in sensible sanitation practices.
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6:13 am
she looked like a lesbian to me.
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1:52 pm
You guys do know that this entire site is a parody site, right?
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11:32 am
Claire, your point would be good except… Western society doesn’t operate under the notion that equal retribution is a suitable punishment to impose on someone. If I pissed on the President, it wouldn’t be suitable for my punishment to be having to endure the President pissing on me. Though it might be something to write home about!!
Similarly, if I steal, I don’t expect my punishment to involve my house being opened to any looter that wants to rifle through my collection of Jesus iconography, bibles and first editions of Pilgrim’s Progress (ironically, actually written on a prison ship by John Calvin in 1679).
My point is that civilised society makes up rules based on humanist truths held by all to be rational. That’s why most civilised countries don’t execute people… oh wait! Forget that bit. I’d never want to say a bad word about Texas.
I mean, that’s why it’s wrong to give in to the vigilante urge that many feel towards people like this (and paedophiles etc.). The truth is that the vigilante urge is actually nothing to do with modern justice or legality. It’s a social function we have developed as animals to bind ‘us’ together against ‘them’, and is to be abolished with all possible haste.
Until then, I can but wait upon the return of the Dear Lord Jesus, whether upon the clouds, or like a thief in the night, i’m never sure which it’s actually meant to be. A… thief on a… sneaky little cloud the size of a small fist perhaps?
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6:24 pm
This entire site is bullshit.
And I’m a Christian too, so that says something.
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9:51 am
I don’t know if this site is for real or not but the cat in the video wasn’t a stray. She wouldn’t have gotten within an arm’s length of a wild cat, and if she did her next stop would be the hospital.
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8:24 am
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3:47 pm
i would have encouraged that lady to throw fireworks into the trash..
cats deserve no less
cats are vermin indeed
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