Yoko Ono Sings Scary New Song At Art Museum

Abe
• ChristWire
August 31, 2010 4:38 pm3 comments

The Beatles are arguably one of the most talented, yet dangerous, bands of all time.  Toward the end of the band’s historic run in the musical charts, a woman named Yoko Ono mysteriously entered into the foursome’s company.

Yoko Ono was the companion and wife of the most musically talented Beatle, John Lennon. There are arguments out there as to if John’s vocal and catchy song-writing abilities were natural, or perhaps negotiated in a light-night meeting with Satan, somewhere in London. There are many supernatural and spiritual references in Lennon’s songs, and it does lead creedence to such a theory. Unfortunately, such topics are out of the scope of today’s article.

Many Beatle’s fans claim Yoko Ono was the catalyst to the dissolvement of the Beatles. She would take up too much of John’s time. She would interfere with their rehersals, creating tension between all the Beatles — especially John Lennon and the jealous, mediocre, Paul McCartney.

For years, it was easy to overlook such claims. Was Yoko Ono really a distraction? Which she really a possessed hell-spawn sent to stop the band from progressing from the drug-addled days to later, more seasoend and wise days, of inspirational music for the World?

Not it is hard to say. Yoko Ono decided to open an exhibit at an art museum. The exhibit is called something to the effect of, “A Soprano sings out”. Unless the soprano is a sickly cat, being choked by the angry hands of that cranky British cat-in-trashbin lady, I’m not buying it. This is pretty scary and I’d estimate, with a 94% level of confidence, that something here is foul and Satan may have actually had his hands in the Beatles. Warning: The following video contains footage that may show an actual demon possesion, under the mask of a ‘singing famous soprano’. Please be advised, praying and ordering your women/children out of the room before review.

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3 Comments

  • so with your 94% of confidence over satanism right ??

    I mean everyone who open a museum or have art anywhere in the world create new technology or new art that expose a woman with her boobs is satanism ??

    Just for your information Soprano is a tone in the voice yet there is instrument used in soprano method as well

    it’s seems you Know Nothing Music but I’m not surprised since you know nothing about everything even about the Bible

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  • I’d love to have a threesome with Yoko Ono and Florence Henderson.

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  • @ MELLENIUM… UMMM, are you dumb or something? this whole site is about spreading hate. its a joke. how its called Christ wire? i dunno. i was raised catholic but never understood why if they were so one with god and followed the bible, then why are they so judgmental and hatefull at people? isnt that kind of being hypocritical of the whole bible and religion itself? i always thought only god could judge? if that is so why do all these churchy people want to spread hate, sounds like satanism to me maybe the devil is contorting everyones idea about god and making your sin cuz thats all your doing, anyways thats all i wanted to say, im not condeming anyone to hell or anything like that, im just saying to everyone stop spreading hate if your supposed to be so religious. if you dont like it then pray for them dont hate them, they were just guided the wrong way, i dont think you guys understand you are the type of people that are making the world care less about god, cause who wants to join a religion that is going to have a problem with every little thing, lighten up and let god do his own damn work!

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