America’s Army Blessed with HULC Exoskeleton Upgrade
With Barack Hussein Obama in office, the enemies of America are emboldened like never before. The Axis of Evil works meticulously, their crafty little hands and scheming minds doing their best to destroy America and her freedoms.
There is only one thing that can save us: our American army, comprised of our troops of righteousness.
America was shy in taking the mantle of humanity’s guardian, but as God first proved to us during World War I, and then definitively in World War II, Earth will fall to the hands of genocidal tyrants without the leadership of America.
Our troops have a daunting task. Every day, the Asians create more impressive droid robots to fill their armies. It is no secret that the Soviets can clone humans and create genetic hybrids to compete in the Olympics, so you can only imagine the monsters they would unleash on a field of battle. The terrorists fight dirty and not by the rules of war!
For this reason, God has blessed America with no weapons. Last year, we witnessed the world cower before our might as we added EATR robots and faster-than-light pulse lasers to our national arsenal. This fall, God is granting us a gift for each and every troop: HULC technology.
This new common uniform for the American soldier will allow our troops to hupt quintiple time, all while carrying 200 pounds. Look upon the new technology of America and cower, our enemies. Let those who call themselves our allies rejoice!
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Author: Tiernan Kincaid
8:45 pm
America’s Army? Like the video game? This video game:
americasarmy.ca
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11:34 pm
actually the american army create video game and simulator so the young can join faster
another way to draft young men to the army
“Earth will fall to the hands of genocidal tyrants without the leadership of America. ”
You killed Millions of people you destroyed entire nation and you declare yourself Not genocidal ?
“America was shy in taking the mantle of humanity’s guardian,”
Nobody wnat you as “guardian”. You see even your allies hates you. You almost stand alone
“but as God first proved to us during World War I, and then definitively in World War II”
You seems lazy in WWI since you joined the last 2 years of war
In WWII if its was not of japanese you will be there doing Nothing
“There is only one thing that can save us: our American army, comprised of our troops of righteousness.’
Tell me how killing Million of civilian raping women and kids is “righteousness”?
“Every day, the Asians create more impressive droid robots to fill their armies. It is no secret that the Soviets can clone humans and create genetic hybrids to compete in the Olympics, so you can only imagine the monsters they would unleash on a field of battle. The terrorists fight dirty and not by the rules of war!”
asian ? you sound paranoid No its was the downfall of Hitler and STalin Hope you know
Soviets disolved in 1993(started disolving in 1990) and why you mention “olympic” because you want to win every gold medals ?
Rules of war … tell me did you follow those rules when you Invaded afghanistan and iraq ?? I don’t think so
For this reason, God has blessed America with no weapons. Last year, we witnessed the world cower before our might as we added EATR robots and faster-than-light pulse lasers to our national arsenal. This fall, God is granting us a gift for each and every troop: HULC technology.
EATER robots you means those robot used to actually destroy weeds and bad herb ?
Faster than Light pules you means this Laser used for defensive only and need a big reload time ( 10 Minute if My memory was correct)
and why they would name something which look like HULK ? we gonna see Green musucular men On the battle field or what ?
Jim Ni its me or its sound “asian” ?, oh and By the way its useful ONLY to carry things (and actually help on the legs to carry the Package) which is not “something Impressive” you are not stronger or whatever
as for your allies well everyone disagree with you everyone hates you you wnat to Nuke every country in this fucking world and you call yourself guardian
tell me what is axis of evil when we see you as “evil” ?
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1:30 am
god did not help us our scientists did. yes if not for japanese we would not have entered war.fact.exo skeletons are a work in development.fact. yes some soldiers are assholes and can’t control them selves. we did not however say we were the protecters of the world that part was done only by christ wire.
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1:09 pm
Lawd, Lawd… This article makes my heart swell with pride and patriotism. God will always allow America to kill all of her enemies – especially the Asian ones. God bless America. Don’t blame me. Blame God. I didn’t write the Bible. I just read it. Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html and watch the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party, the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, as he weighs in on celebrity relationships, your relationships, and all manner of vile disgusting relations without the blessing of marriage. The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove’s show Good Good Advice is blessed by God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! Goodlove is the all time sinless streak leader. He has gone 41 consecutive (and counting) years without committing any sin at all – really no sin! He is the most pious man in the world. http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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6:15 pm
God saw fit to direct our rightous hands in the dilivery of carnage to our enemies. We are trully blessed. With God’s commands in our hearts, can we overcum the inferior, lesser and useless heathens.
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12:09 pm
Dear Rod, calling you “omnipotent” you will offend God.
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11:56 pm
You could try omnipotent 8=o and suck it.
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4:16 pm
mostly when you said overCUM would be a disgrace to anything On earth
yet what do you means By heathens what did you do to Help the world to go better ?? you did Nothing
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12:03 am
Humor testy tortion bar lover. Try sum.Or just get overcummed with 8=o I really don’t care which. And I got you with the typo’s. To bad yours are for real. Cheerio.
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12:05 am
Oh dear, I am so sorry. I am bi-polar and suffer from toretts. please forgive. Cheerio.
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1:05 am
Quite funny,
Most parts made by the (so called) enemies of America.
MMMMMMM Think you should go back to your sisters boob.
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5:29 pm
The Bible explains in good detail how you may beat your slave person to death if he suffers for at least a few days first before secumbing from the beating.Exodus 21:20-21
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11:13 pm
I think the author missed the whole point – it’s not with exo-skeletons or other fancy technology that will win wars, it’s the will of the creator. These things like fancy technology are a distraction from what truly matters. The belief that building something makes one more capable or more blessed is absurd. We win wars because we are just – not because we are smart. We also lose wars because we are un-just, even if we have the biggest toys.
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5:33 am
God didnt bless America with HULC technology, this obviously commie Asian scientist/researcher dude did hahahahahahahahaha!! talk about pure irony, GOD i love this site!
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