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RedditMy friends, I am very ascared. The evolution scientists have now created a sharktopus and I fear our beach going friends are going to all die!
Imagine, a shark with eight teeth legs! Each of these legs is filled with poison dart nematophores that can pulp you up like a spider does an insect. Each one can grab you like a mighty forest boa, then squish the life out of you and then ate you with all of its teething options!
This bizarre animal is not of God! It is an unnatural abomination!
At first I would think that nothing like this could exist. Then I turned the remote to the SyFy channel (new lingo for Scientific (SyentiFy). My heart sank and I cancelled our family trip to Florida because of this.
What have they unleashed upon the world? Why must we allow people to play God?
If you go to the coast, I suggest you bring a shotgun so you can shoot this beast dead. I am very worried and am writing to the FDA to see if we can’t order a government program to launch nuke submarines shoot up sharks, ocutopuses and anything that looks like them. I refuse to live in a world wear their are eight legged sharks lurking in our oceans, rivers and lakes. I am staying away from water and suggest you do to until we can assure all these animals are dead.
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SyFy is science FICTION. Abe, thiat sounds even a bit retareded for you, honestly.
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SY fy is science fiction and the so called sharktopus is computer rendered its like the Big spdier in horror movie we saw or any demon vampire whatever Nothing is real someone with a half brain would have Know that
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Oh dear god. I can only thank the lord our god I do not live near water. I imagine these abominations will hunt and destroy the sinners in coastal cities like new orleans and san francisco, though. We must allow these creatures to survive, clearly God has created them to cleanse the earth of homosexuals, rapists, and hipsters.
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Anthony, you are right! I watched the video and the people attacked were obviously sinners- scantily clad whores, gays and other offenders of God’s love for mankind. We must view these as a blessing from God.
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It’s only a matter of time before these awful creatures adapt to fresh water and work their way inland. Soon they’ll be swimming in our lakes, rivers, and streams. They’ll be laying their eggs in our sewers. Soon, you’ll be taking a crap, reading your Guideposts magazines and CHOMP! There goes your taint! I personally blame this all on Obama.
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Sci-fi is short for Science FICTION.
The sharktopus is not real. It’s CGI rendered for a movie, appropriately called SHARKTOPUS.
Srsly, how stupid can you get?
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This place is hilarious, but every day it gets more and more obvious that you’re trolling. I think you guys should try and make it a little less obvious.
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yeah abes obvious jokeing is quite the moodkill. it’s so much more fun when there’s that tiny doubt that they might be serious.
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only Billings can do the “seriousness”
adam he want to destroy everything but he is a “noble man in medicine”
Abe is a Redneck who doesnt even Know what is a computer, I’m pretty sure he write on a telegraph
amber well she is not here anymore but she doesn’t even know her geography not even history
shameful truth was the Only one serious and he got kicked for his behaviour
Tyson he love homosexual In the ass
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Evolution Scientists Create Sharktopus, PANIC
you should panic! no one likes a vagina with teeth!
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This story again? Really?
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Before the first genetically engineered Salmon existed in the waters of a fish hatchery – it existed in a computer. Before the first laboratory mouse with a human ear grown on it’s back existed – it also existed in a computer. While I agree that we should not panic over something that is a mere thought in one’s head – or a wacky idea on a computer ‘drawing board’ – we must keep ourselves vigilant against any abomination which is the byproduct of the science of genetic engineering.
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Many of the flowers, dogs, and other things we enjoy today are a byproduct of genetic engineering… it’s been going on for centuries… long before there were computers.
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TOO FUNNY! You guys are GREAT humorists. Love the irony! Especially J Roberts!
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you all better stay up wind from me you hear, as i said i will be staying away from water, so that those thing cant get me.
ABE
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