• “I Just Blogged In My Panties,” & Other Tales From The Internet Frontier

    September 30, 2010 6:37 pm 33 comments
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  • As dangerous as the overall liberal agenda is, specific beliefs within this rainbow of radicalism can be even worse. Many times I have tried to highlight the perversity espoused by a particular group or person. By focusing on the minutiae, I hope to reveal the great danger that the subtle agents of cultural change pose to American values. Even so, my most carefully researched investigative pieces sometimes do not have the raw, emotional power of their slick propaganda.

    Visual imagery can often convey the disgust and fear so important to those of us in the conservative movement in a far more immediate manner. For this reason, I have created a series of images based on the covers of 1950s pulp novels. They condense the dreams of our epoch’s most infamous internet and media personalities into pithy, sincere expressions. In a way, I’m simply saying what’s on the minds of the creative class. I am opening the door to their obsessions and predilections, their narcissism and their lust, the very things that they are too afraid to admit to themselves. If today’s so-called artists and thinkers had the energy and wherewithal to actually write something in long form worthy of paper as opposed to their nagging Twitter updates or their blog tirades, this is what they’d write. The intention is not sympathetic, but satirical. It is meant to enlighten so that we can all start the healing process so necessary for America’s return to primacy and righteousness.

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    the liberal arts college     I just blogged in my panties     the craigslist hookup

    I hope they serve pbr in hell molly     facebook after hours     the busty bushwick hipster

    I was an unpaid intern     thieving coke whores     dont spill your appletini on my prada

    waiting for my waitress     sodomy is for winners     am I ready for chest hair

    is my husband gay     the bonus season banker     ever tried blogging

    the frisky freelancer     trustafarians bare naked in the burb     how I got that job at new york magazine

    young man guide to france     the new housemate     will I be rich when you die daddy

    mother was a republican     fashion design hurt so good     the yale grad

    Reference notes for images above:

    Row 1. A: Douthat & college, B: Coen & blogging, C: Craigslist & promiscuity
    Row 2. A: hipsters, B: Popper & Facebook, C: Balk & Gawker
    Row 3. A: Hodgman & and more of him, B: dirty girls, C: Doonan & alcohol
    Row 4. A: Levy & restaurants, B: Leitch & sodomy, C: Shellhammer & body changes
    Row 5. A: Huffington & marriage, B: Sorkin, C: Jervis & and more of him
    Row 6: A: unemployment, B: Albo & hipsters, C: Amsden & New York Magazine
    Row 7. A: Kunkel, B: homosexuality, C: dirty girls
    Row 8. A: Rich & the New York Times, B: Lim & crossdressing, C: Yale Admissions & Ivy drama


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