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    “I Just Blogged In My Panties,” & Other Tales From The Internet Frontier

    September 30, 2010 6:37 pm 33 comments

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    • As dangerous as the overall liberal agenda is, specific beliefs within this rainbow of radicalism can be even worse. Many times I have tried to highlight the perversity espoused by a particular group or person. By focusing on the minutiae, I hope to reveal the great danger that the subtle agents of cultural change pose to American values. Even so, my most carefully researched investigative pieces sometimes do not have the raw, emotional power of their slick propaganda.

    Visual imagery can often convey the disgust and fear so important to those of us in the conservative movement in a far more immediate manner. For this reason, I have created a series of images based on the covers of 1950s pulp novels. They condense the dreams of our epoch’s most infamous internet and media personalities into pithy, sincere expressions. In a way, I’m simply saying what’s on the minds of the creative class. I am opening the door to their obsessions and predilections, their narcissism and their lust, the very things that they are too afraid to admit to themselves. If today’s so-called artists and thinkers had the energy and wherewithal to actually write something in long form worthy of paper as opposed to their nagging Twitter updates or their blog tirades, this is what they’d write. The intention is not sympathetic, but satirical. It is meant to enlighten so that we can all start the healing process so necessary for America’s return to primacy and righteousness.

    You may click on the pictures below to make them larger.

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    Reference notes for images above:

    Row 1. A: Douthat & college, B: Coen & blogging, C: Craigslist & promiscuity
    Row 2. A: hipsters, B: Popper & Facebook, C: Balk & Gawker
    Row 3. A: Hodgman & and more of him, B: dirty girls, C: Doonan & alcohol
    Row 4. A: Levy & restaurants, B: Leitch & sodomy, C: Shellhammer & body changes
    Row 5. A: Huffington & marriage, B: Sorkin, C: Jervis & and more of him
    Row 6: A: unemployment, B: Albo & hipsters, C: Amsden & New York Magazine
    Row 7. A: Kunkel, B: homosexuality, C: dirty girls
    Row 8. A: Rich & the New York Times, B: Lim & crossdressing, C: Yale Admissions & Ivy drama


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    About The Author
    Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !

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    33 Comments

    • Rev. Jacob
      September 30, 2010
      8:50 pm

      Blashphemy! I hope liberals rot.

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      • rrrrawbert
        October 5, 2010
        3:06 pm

        holy cow, these are great, but you’re kidding, right? i mean, you’re serious, right? i mean, jeez, i just dunno how many irony levels you’re into here, but liberals will think these are funny, no doubt

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    • Millenium
      September 30, 2010
      9:19 pm

      yes we will all rot yes because we like women instead of Men like you reverend and the priest in the catholic religion

      you are the worst Plague that Humanity ever Faced I hope you realize that before it’s too late

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      • Alex
        October 5, 2010
        7:56 pm

        I agree wholeheartedly

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      • Atheismo
        October 6, 2010
        6:19 am

        OYFG! Is that you Millenium? You just sarcasmed all over the place, didn’t you? (Or was that Irony? I get the two mixed up.)

        Anyway, does the fact that the catholic priests diddle boys make them bad or is it more the fact that they diddle children?

        You’re right, though: We will all rot. I doubt you rot any faster or further based on your seckshul orienteering.

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    • Bruce
      September 30, 2010
      9:35 pm

      All that 1950′s imagery is getting me in a real good primal righteous mood.

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    • Jacky Maille
      October 1, 2010
      12:11 am

      I just blogged in my Batman Underoos!

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    • Adam Nelson
      October 1, 2010
      8:01 am

      I think some of them are supposed to be the secret men.

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    • Jeffrey in St. Louis
      October 1, 2010
      8:26 am

      Can I get these on Amazon?

      Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 10 Thumb down 2

    • Princess Sparkle Pony
      October 1, 2010
      10:18 am

      I dreamed I blogged in my Maidenform Bra!

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    • jcra
      October 1, 2010
      10:44 am

      I like the Sarah Palin cover on the bottom row the best.

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    • David
      October 1, 2010
      10:53 am

      These are hysterical! Hell is going to be great fun!

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    • chicago dyke
      October 1, 2010
      11:57 am

      oh jeebus krist i just peed my pants. snort. “the yale grad,” bwahahahaha.

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    • Idon'tliveinfear
      October 1, 2010
      5:59 pm

      Somebody is obsessed with sex! You conservative types are so bloody anally retentive it’s just gotten beyond the joke. Let your dicks hang free, and go liberal!

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      • Stephenson Billings Stephenson Billings
        October 2, 2010
        1:03 am

        I’d say the exact opposite. It’s the liberals in this country are trying to promote sex in this country by fighting so aggressively to put sex ed in our school, to promote condom distribution, to embrace and publicly display the gay lifestyle and to allow graphic depictions on the media. The only reason conservatives have to talk about the issue of sex at all is because we understand the danger it poses to the health and morality of our nation.

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        • Alex
          October 5, 2010
          8:01 pm

          God made us with breasts and vaginae or a penis. So what is wrong with nudity in the media, it is the way god made us. If he didn’t want that why would he give us those body parts?

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    • herukuti
      October 2, 2010
      9:04 am

      i think religion as institution to support judgement has grown too opulent when members of a particular religion believe that there is a natural judgement against natural sexual relation but find it erotic to molest boys quietly and have sexual fetishes that are taboo and not natural.

      but the art and creativity behind these “prints” is/are great.

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      • Stephenson Billings Stephenson Billings
        October 2, 2010
        1:07 pm

        I certainly do not support pedophilia in any way and I believe religious leaders should actively condemn these acts. The Catholic Church, of which I am not a part being a Baptist, may have a homosexual problem and they need to address that. Their practices have always been flamboyant. That said, society at large has these issues as well and we’re all human after all. You can’t blame the crimes of a few on the whole institution of religion. Your logic is a bit absurd and bigoted.

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        • Patty Cake
          October 3, 2010
          4:16 pm

          The Baptists are about as bad, and it’s not a new phenomenon; cf. “Deacon Jones,” by Louis Jordan.

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          • Raptor Jesus Mohhamad
            October 5, 2010
            11:10 am

            Christian infidels are immoral because they do not follow the will of Allah. May they burn in the fires of our holy jihad! Allahu Akbar!

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        • american youth
          October 8, 2010
          3:10 pm

          Oh wow! I just figured out that this was a satirical site! You guys got me! Totally freaked me out for a bit there! You are good! Very good. And I feel like such a sucker now. Well I poked around on here abit more and I am not sure what I think. I’m christian although a liberal-minded one and I guess this site should piss me off, but it doesn’t! You guys are just too, too funny! And I “heavily dislike” a lot of these self-righteous, old-fashioned, close-minded, old fools that this site is obviously aimed at. So cheers I guess?

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    • Phil Campbell
      October 2, 2010
      9:52 pm

      Frank Rich has a new book out? I’m going to pre-order today!

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    • chris niese
      October 4, 2010
      5:34 am

      I’m a bit confused.
      My attention has been drawn to an article on your web site.
      When I landed on this web site it comes over to me like a porn site.
      Wy are you people so obsessed with sex?

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    • one of the holy ones
      October 5, 2010
      8:59 am

      Well another sicken topic from the kid fidderling Billings.

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    • billy
      October 7, 2010
      8:41 am

      My favorites are “Will I Be Rich When You Die, Daddy” and “Sodomy Is For Winners” but they’re all great. This site is genius.

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    • Schulze
      October 7, 2010
      2:36 pm

      These really are hilarious, you are one creative person, I give you that.
      Sad, though, that these talents gets to waste creating anti-internet fearmongering that is equally silly as it is hypocritical.
      You are posting these things on the internet, as you might notice. You even give the possibility of sharing these pictures on Facebook, for god’s sake!

      Really, you need to control your propaganda-induced fits.

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    • The Lord thy Father
      October 8, 2010
      5:31 pm

      I condemn hatred in all forms. Love thy neighbor. Especially if he is different from you. For in this difference thou shalt find a deeper connection with Me. Hate is NOT a spiritual value. And just to clear things up, there is no hell except the hell haters make on earth.

      Peace out

      God aka Yahweh aka Jehova aka Jesus Christ aka Jay-Z

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    • The Liberal
      July 30, 2011
      7:57 pm

      Those posters are AWESOME! If this is the result of you self-righteous types continuing the futile effort of forcing your beliefs on us, I say keep ‘em coming!

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