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Before we begin today’s example of why women should remain in silence, let us first review history.
During the age of Ethbaal, the Bible teaches us there was a great whore woman named Jezebel, a real flussy.
Jezebel was a tempteress and did not have good morals. She oft times deceived people with liberal lies and twists too reality, all too common in the left-wing media to this very day.
Even as great kings ruled in autonomy in those days, Jezebel was seen as an evil, slithering soothsayer, always with her hands perched and rubbing at a king’s throne. The book of Hebrews shows how Jezebel is a great “evil”. Even when Jezebel received power from her father Ethbaal, she, along with Ahab, used it to allow people to worship the false-god Ba’al and have sin orgies of atheism.
It took Elisha and a company of eunuchs to overcome Jezebel’s devil powers, where they finally subdued her and tossed her out of her castle of power. Scripture reveals Jezebel was a prostitute and guilded herself in her best hooker’s clothing, so that in exchange for promising all the men ‘they could have their way’ they had to let her go and continue her evil of being wicked and talking out of line.
Fortunately, Jezebel did not realize the meaning of the word ‘eunuch’, being genetically compromised in her second X chromosome, and therefore a little slow and dense.
This story is just one of many which proves why women have no place in politics, higher church clergy or real journalism. Women are too fickle and too easily become corrupted. They try to use their sintreats, dangling them to and fro to get people to buy into what they’re saying.
So with all these facts, why is it that someone would name their website Jezebel.com?
It boggles the mind, but it seems this ‘news site’ has written an article about me, trying to condemn my report about Pandadogs and also Pandagators.
Why does the liberal media love to tell lies? I proved it once and I will prove it once again with video: the Chinese are building animal hybrids, all in efforts to find beasts which they can unleash upon our shores and bring war to America.
There really is not much to say, the video speaks for itself:
There is no refuting my facts, so silence, ribs.
Let us also remember that the Bible orders all women to remain in silence and observe. Do not forget that breaking the order from the Bible is a sure-fire way to have Satan order you up with a side of marinated sin, to digest for all times in the lowest belly bowels of hell.
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10:32 am
you forgot this bitchin’ quote from 2 kings 9:
And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.
31And as Jehu entered in at the gate, she said, Had Zimri peace, who slew his master?
32And he lifted up his face to the window, and said, Who is on my side? who? And there looked out to him two or three eunuchs.
33And he said, Throw her down. So they threw her down: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he trode her under foot.
34And when he was come in, he did eat and drink, and said, Go, see now this cursed woman, and bury her: for she is a king’s daughter.
35And they went to bury her: but they found no more of her than the skull, and the feet, and the palms of her hands.
36Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:
37And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.
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10:47 am
I can’t believe that there are still archaic men like you still around. Women, don’t let this go by without protest. I urge you to share this article and your outrage with Facebook friends, Twitter. Etc. Copy and paste the URL into an email and forward to everyone in your address book. Encourage your friends to comment that the women of 2010 object to sexism! This website needs to be stopped!
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11:48 am
Silence, rib. You are bringing all of your feminist claptrap into this and trying to distract from the facts with your mob tactics. It is not going to work, ‘sister’.
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12:47 pm
Thank god you never claimed to like equality, otherwise you’d be an even bigger hypocrite.
And how exactly does Sarah Palin, the bitch you want to win NOT count as a woman who ‘flaunts her sintreats’ as Abe so eloquently put it? She’s got a nice sized rack, you think there aren’t dudes in politics who would do whatever she said just to bang her?
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3:11 pm
who’s that asian chick that does commentary for the conservative right? you know the one i mean? wouldn’t mind sucking on that rib. forgive me, the jessica alba photo has corrupted me beyond rescue; i think i’m turning into a lib.
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2:04 pm
Oh mann adam seriously you should really shut Up on this ONE now
because the way you act you just sign your death treaty after insulkting woman black homosexual asian You are no more than a shameful truth you are even worst than Him Go Kill yourself and do this world a favor we don’t want you we don’t need you
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7:50 pm
Are you still going to claim you’re not sexist?
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7:33 am
Goddamn you’re a pig. I hope you get hit by a bus.
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7:37 pm
this comment make my day
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9:54 pm
Lady, you need to shut your yapper. As the Apostle Paul writes in 1 Timothy 2,
11A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. 13For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15But women[a] will be saved[b] through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
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10:47 am
I dont know but you devout christians reminds me of islamist extremist.
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12:53 pm
I honestly wonder what the difference is sometimes with people like Stevie and Adam actually existing.
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1:10 pm
What’s that supposed to mean?
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1:12 pm
What does what mean you retard? What I said directly to you or the fact that you’re no different than terrorists like Al Qaeda?
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5:02 pm
It means that you’re just as bad as Osama Bin Laden, idiot. I am one of which you call “rib”, and I got that. Now who is stupid? Fucking redneck. It’s people like you that make me ashamed to say I’m a Christian.
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4:15 pm
you forgot to provide reliable evidence.
throughtout history christians have done nothing but lie. you are lieing. everything you says is a lie unless you prove me wrong. ofcourse if you try to do that you are lieing because you are a filthy christian.
we dare look down on you idiocy because it’s retardet as hell. what happened to freedom of speech? prove to me that women are unreliable without refering to a story. try facts.
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7:37 pm
There is never any evidence, reliable or otherwise. These guys just make it up as they go along.
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11:26 pm
First of all, that isn’t a “Panda Dog” hybrid animal. It’s a dog whose owner had it’s fur dyed to look like a Panda. China has a huge fade going on right now about giving their pets dye jobs to look like other animals. It’s not healthy for the animal due to the fact they aren’t using dyes that have been specially created for animals and some animals have had some major health problems because of it. So, stop all this crap about hybrid animals that do not exist. It just proves your lack of intelligence.
Secondly, you are a disgusting chauvinist! I take great offense to being told to be silent just because a book that was written thousands of years ago by chauvinists such as yourself says I should. I am not inferior to anyone just because I was born a female! At least I know the difference between a bad dye job on an animal and a non-existent hybrid. Which is more than I can say for your male Christian mind that cannot have an original thought because your precious book says you can’t.
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1:15 pm
This guy soooo gets it!!! Women absolutely have no functional use beyond the bedroom and the kitchen – and in that order. I’ve long warned about Chinese Warbrids but people didn’t want to believe it. Did I forget to mention that Chairman Mao Tse Tung was both a communist and a Chinese!?!?!?! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as relations without the blessing of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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4:58 pm
Hahaha, yes, that panda dog sure looks like it’s going to reak havoc on the world as we know it… Thing is, fuckhead, that you seem to believe everything you read and see. I can’t believe that you think that cute little obedient dog is going to be used for asian world domination. You, IQ defficient penis brain, are the reason that the rest of the world thinks that America is by far the most stupid, ignorant country in the world. It’s really nothing against America. It’s all against you. And it states in your precious Bible that Women were created to serve men (I use a capital W due to the fact that we are superior, mainly because God must have had more practice the second time round judging by your poor state), not to be their slaves. We are of the same, therefore we are equal. If it wasn’t for women, you wouldn’t be having your current synaptic misfire. Because you came from the loins of a woman. Ain’t that something, redneck? And yes, I’m a woman. And look, I’m speaking my mind. I shall surely be condemned by YOU, not your God. Because just because you read something in the Bible and quote it out of context, does not deem it to be true. Shall I dangle my sintreats for you? Now shut your mouth, you’re getting your stupid all over us.
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7:35 pm
“shut up rib”
lmao
do people still think this is a real website??
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1:54 am
So, let me get this straight, as a 17-year-old young woman of christ, my mission is to get married as soon as I can, produce children, and stay silent?
Pardon the language, but fuck that. I’m converting to Buddhism!
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