Katie Perry Tries to Expose Her Lesbian Milksacks on Sesame Street, Denied By Christian Protest
Action Alert Update
Katie Perry is a lesbian who uses singing to promote the gay agenda. Only a year ago, Katie Perry released a song named, “I Kissed A Girl And I Like It” and by no coincidence, right after this song’s release teenage girls in suburban schools saw a sharp increase in the incidence of lesbian diseases such as herpies, strep throat, mono and candied yeast infections.
So it should come as no surprise that Katie Perry continually seeks to expand her lesbian fanbase. Katie Perry knows that the teenage demographic has money from their parents or working with adult minorities at their little fast food or mall retail jobs, so if she can get their loyalty she will line her coffers with more blood money.
Katie Perry is a tunafish lesbian. By releasing a song where she takes no shame in talking about how she let her lips salivate with exchanged sin as she kissed another girl, she shows that her morals are no better than those scientists who created the gay pink dolphins.
Loyal reader Janice Selvidge sent us an email last week, putting “URGENT” in her message header to the holymailbox. When this email was forwarded to me, my heart sank through the floor and I had palpitations.
The laissez-faire lesbian was taking her act to whole knew levels, finding new ways to dive into the life of our children and reach them with the tickling fingers of foul clam dabbling sins. Katie Perry is trying a new hands on approach and her venue is children’s entertainment shows. Her first choice: Sesame Street.
Janice sent us image stills of the episode where Katie Perry lifted girls in skirt blouses up into the air and exclaimed ‘wee this is fun’ and then laughed with delight as Prairie Ann and a girl played roll through the prairie grass. Then she cheered even more when Maria the Mexican made mind-altering spicy chicken with secret wine and they ate it as they danced to Enya sounds!
This is all a prelude to self containted underwater breathing apparations of lesbian gay sins! I am outraged and you should be too! The lesbians try to be flinty and veiled like a ghost, but in reality we know the truth. All lesbians are covered with corn meal and fried in the eternal hotpans of hell!
So I emailed Sesame Street and I demanded to talk to the producers. I called PBS. We prayed and launched an Action Alert. Guess what?
Satan’s lesbian agenda has been stopped dead in its carpet roller tracks.
KATIE PERRY LESBIAN SESAME STREET EPISODE HAS BEEN BANNED
I would like to thank all of you who emailed you support and signed the petition. We garnered over 4,300 signatures. I mailed these into their offices and days later, received a letter of apology and a statement from producers saying they understand it was inappropriate.
This just goes to show that we still can control TV and stop the lesbians dead in their slithering tracks.
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Author: Abe
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2:14 pm
@msnbc Katy Perry’s sexy F-ME-NOW lips&eyes give me ENORMOUS ERECTIONS BUTT her lame boobs? NOT! – Hmmm *GO FIGURE*. Uhhh, tissues please~;) 11 minutes ago
Just more Christian Nazism…c’mon now you little 2010 Christian Nazis, lockstep – NO CLEAVAGE IN AMERICAN†
rofl…what a bunch of unpeckered (or unpuckered – your choice) assholes…
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7:33 pm
Dude, abe, ur such a faggot its funny. Cept ur a nazi. So go die. In a fire. Caused by fried chicken.
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8:17 pm
I think it’s hysterical that she used to be a Gospel singer.
She realized how FUCKING STUPID Christianity is and stopped.
Can’t say I blame her.
Now she gets all the tasty poon she can slurp.
Yummy yummy in the lesbian tummy!
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2:13 am
Christianism(or christians leads to pedophilia, lesbianism, travestinism. When one has realise it, it makes perfect sense.
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11:21 pm
Did he seriously say “lesbian milksacks” lol o h e double hockey sticks no!
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7:09 pm
This “article” is just loaded with malicious lies; and is much more distasteful than if Miss Perry really had “Expose[d] Her …Milksacks on Sesame Street”.
You do not even reference her name correctly: It is “Katy” Perry.
I could easily continue on a line-by-line “exposé”, as you have provided a lot of material (blatant fabrication) to work with.
And FYI: I can find no instance, whatsoever, that your accusations of her supposed lesbianism, have any truthful foundation.
She is also currently engaged to be married. And, Yes. To a man.
Ridiculous, propagandized tripe-hype.
Even if any of this nonsense were true…
What happened to “hate the sin, love the sinner”.
Please explain: just how any of your MANY hurled, venomously spewed, insults, are directed with ANY helpful, Bible-based love, compassion, or forgiveness.
You could certainly use this website much more constructively.
Some of the titles to posted stories, here, have the scintillating appearance of PORN.
Any “OUTRAGE” should be directed in an “Action Alert” to prevent such future spoilings of “REAL” Christianity.
And to “Abe the Author”: Please respond.
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7:32 pm
Katie Perry and Lady Gaga had sex and gave birth to Justin Bieber.
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3:54 pm
This cannot be for real. “Herpies” is not a disease. There is also no such thing as a “candied” yeast infection. Strep throat and mononucleosis regularly infect males, but I guess Abe thinks most males are lesbians because they like women. I can’t tell if Abe is serious and believes spellcheck is a tool of the devil or if this is the best spoof I’ve read today.
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12:31 am
You sir are a flaming hypocrite. Nice ad for ” dirty shirty” on your ” christian” website. You’re one of the reasons I’ll never go to church again. So why don’t YOU get out of MY country and go preach your hypocrisy and hate somewhere were people will listen. A cave or a Black hole maybe.
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11:08 pm
I wonder if Elmo got a boner.
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3:25 pm
You are funny!! bet you like the odd dick in the mouth eh?
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9:41 am
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