Richard Dawkins Creates ‘Atheist Camp’ For Children, Gays Salivate
Richard Dawkins is an evolution scientist who believes that a proto-man dallied a female monkey to create us modern people. At the core of evolution theory is the notion of monkey-man reproduction, along with the belief that all life started from a “Big Bang” that cannot be proven.
For this reason, people like Richard Dawkins are dangerous. The vehemently preach and teach that we came from nothing, and that it’s normal for a man to roger a female monkey at the zoo. They think that’s how evolution can occur and modern humans were made. This thought makes gays salivate.
So imagine the overwhelming joy that gays must have right now. Richard Dawkins just announced his 3rd annual Secret Secluded Camp For Godless Heathen Boys. That name alone means the boys have no morals and will trust gays when they say “don’t tell your mommy and daddy, shhh, it is a fun twinky surprise!”
Gays love nothing more than to dabble our children in the behind. While they sit at their little office secretary or nursing jobs, gays think about plungering children about 70% of the time during their days. This is why for every one homo, four of our sons or daughters will be back tragically back bothered.
Gays are a sick people, and when you combine that with atheists you have nothing but a hell heap of trouble waiting. At this camp, Richard Dawking plans on having the following activities:
- Daily indoctrination of atheist religion via hymns and false texts, as described here. This is wrong because when children should have free will
- John Lennon Song Class. Dawkins is going to make each children learn songs by famed socialist commie John Lennon. John Lennon married a gay man named Yoko Ono and it caused the Beatles to break up. Before this, John Lennon did drugs, had a secret gay music relationship with his producer and then wrote secret lyrics about it in his songs, and then was killed after crossing his Soviet comrades.
- Gay Camp Counselors – Since atheists think it is normal for a man to fingle a monkey, they see no problem with gays fingling anthing else either. They have no beleif in God or the Bible, so they have no morals and therefor applaud when children get snatched by praying gays.
All of these things and more. How sad is it to know that there are children out there, being forced to think that gays are normal?
Isn’t it heartbreaking that babies are being taught that abortion is a good thing and that people who murder them should not get in trouble?
Think about the confusion this causes your children. When a gay snatches them up and tells them, “Now I’m going to get you with my Satan dagger and then a real dagger, okay?” your child will think, “Well, at camp they taught me that gays are normal, and that it is fine for our politicians and doctors to murder babies, so okay!”
You children will not put up a fight, because in the mind of an atheist, a “gay abortionist” is something that everyone should embrace and parents, it is just sick and scary. All a man has to do is tell your child he is a gay abortionist after one of these camps, and your child will stick out his hand and go home with him. You’ll never see your child again until the case is solved and talked about on the 5 o’clock news, you will be crying and tearful interviews.
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10:27 pm
a Proto man … what did you smoke ???
we are Not in megaman here you don’t know what is an evolution you dipshit
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3:49 am
@Millenium
No, it is you that doesn’t know “what is an evolution”.
Apparently your parents did not bring you up in the ways of CHRIST, as seen by your vulgar use of profanity and haphazard syntax: the first defense of the small mind.
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2:41 pm
sure … I will go fuck a Monkey and make an evolution ? you know that just Utterly stupid what you said
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1:44 am
“Richard Dawkins is an evolution scientist who believes that a proto-man dallied a female monkey to create us modern people.”
allright find one case where anyone but you have claimed this. find an instance where a evolutionist have actually said this.
” along with the belief that all life started from a “Big Bang” that cannot be proven.”
but your theory on how the world was created can be proven? feel free to do that then.
“gays think about plungering children about 70% of the time during their days.”
you mean like how christans use 70% of their day imaging themself murder innocents?
“This is why for every one homo, four of our sons or daughters will be back tragically back bothered.”
and this is still not true.
“Daily indoctrination of atheist religion via hymns and false texts, as described here. This is wrong because when children should have free will”
if indoctrination is so wrong why is it okay when you christians do it? free will my ass you won’t even let me decide for my self.
“They have no beleif in God or the Bible, so they have no morals and therefor applaud when children get snatched by praying gays.”
ofcurse we do. how the hell could you have common decenty without beliveing in the bible? seriously what the hell do you put in that oat bran? we care just as much as the next guy.
“How sad is it to know that there are children out there, being forced to think that gays are normal?”
not nearly as sad as the amount of kids taught that god is real.
“Isn’t it heartbreaking that babies are being taught that abortion is a good thing and that people who murder them should not get in trouble?”
yeah the only people who should be murdered are those flithy arabs right?
as long as they aren’t american bring on the genocide.
“When a gay snatches them up and tells them, “Now I’m going to get you with my Satan dagger and then a real dagger, okay?” your child will think, “Well, at camp they taught me that gays are normal, and that it is fine for our politicians and doctors to murder babies, so okay!””
because that happens all the time right?
seriosuly kids do have a brain they can think for themself and it has to be a beliveable secnario to be treath.
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3:43 am
This article isn’t quite up to the writing quality of other pieces on the site.
While I completely, 100% believe in it’s message, the language is a bit awkward and in desperate need of editing.
Those quibbles aside, the point here is that gay abortionist propaganda schools must not be allowed to indoctrinate our children! We must take steps to prevent this perversion from spreading. We must do whatever it takes. GOD THE LORD is on our side, and THROUGH HIM we shall prevail against these homosexual fiends.
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9:44 pm
how can you keep losseing if you truely have an omnipotent force on your side?
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10:01 am
Is this site a joke? Seriously I’m not sure. Its kind of scary to think it could be serious.
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2:46 pm
its a Joke you see he doesn’t even know what evolution is and he said 90% of the world are immoral when the “most moral christian” wages the wars while other wants peace
find strange no ??
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2:18 pm
It doesn’t matter if it is satire or not its still a horrible site and people actually read it and believe that it is something wonderful and it just fuels the fires of the crazies in the world. If its satire it needs to be stopped just incase someone believes this crap and if its real….
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3:30 pm
It’s terribly unfortunate that Dawkins has chosen to pervert a great American national pastime. I wonder, however, doesn’t this man live in England? I wasn’t aware that they did a lot of camping over there. I thought the royalty owned all of the woodlands in that country.
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8:53 pm
You thought that because you don’t step outside your door for fear of god knows what. You’re too ignorant to know what’s going on outside your front door, let alone the world.
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2:19 pm
great american national pastime the camping ? are you fucking Kidding me or what
first its not american who started that
second if its your “national pastime” its really suck
so lets me geuss following your Logic everything that we Know since fire and the wheel is american made am I right ?
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6:53 pm
Wow. I am a devout Christian and I’ve got to say I am ashamed to be associated with people like you. Your hate for others is all too telling. It is definitely not what Jesus would want.
You are deliberately (I hope) saying things that are not true. I imagine it is to get a reaction out of the people you are targeting with your hateful words. Perhaps you have some personal issues that you need to work through. Jesus teaches us to love everyone despite our differences and yet you use the transgressions of some to support your attack on whole groups of people. I pray that one day you see the error of your ways and that God will forgive you for inciting hate between His people.
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11:33 am
I know Asian men tend to look no different that Asian women, but Yoko is just pretty homely. You’d think Lennon could do better with his popularity.
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11:53 am
If Yoko Ono is a man, how did “he” and John Lennon produce children (i.e. Julian Lennon)?
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2:17 pm
don’t worry the “real ” adam nelson Think that Lady gaga is a Male yoko ono is a Male and every people who seems pretty much female is a Male
in his dream world we are an homosexual world for him
Oh and by the way its actually VERY easy to differency women and men of any race
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2:46 pm
So much potential! A secular kid’s camp created by the oh-so-easy to mock Richard Dawkins is a prime target for angry Christians (whether real or satirical). And yet this article is clumsily written, obviously over-exaggerated, and entirely lacking in that subtlety that makes us question whether or not this site’s for real.
For shame, Abe. People are going to catch on if you keep it up like this.
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7:40 pm
You don’t know who John Lenon is, do you…
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2:15 am
Priests think about plungering children about 90% of the time during their days. PROVEN.
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1:00 am
Those evil leftist scum keep trying new ways to promote their pro-homo-atheist-communist agenda, and take away our rights of free speech all while prosecuting us when all along we should embrace the much simpler and sexier conservatives. Also, Chinalogy.
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1:43 am
Another pathetic attempt to bash an innocent attempt at something pure.
God will judge all of you for turning your back on his message, I will pray for you.
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11:24 pm
I am a gay woman, and Jesus is my lord and savior. I am disgusted with this website. SHAME ON YOU for using Christ’s name on such iggnorant thoughts and writings! You spend way to much time thinking about homosexuals. There is NO link to homosexuality and pedophilia.
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12:49 am
I want to go to this place, in all seriousness.
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