Satanic Cats Make Pornagraphs Video!
I told you all! Hell demon cats! Cats are hellbound savages and I today wish I was animal control, because I would build a giant gasoline fire and cheer “Die cats!” and throw each and every of these vermin into it!
Today as I calmly perused YouTube, in search for more videos to warn everyone about today, I spat out my Oat Bran in disgust! On Youtube cats have made a secret video where they do the nasty!
They are gay’s cats. Gays want everyone to think it is normal to share videos of cats doing the sin tango, so that when they talk about plunging their sin augers into each other’s sewage ports, we will all laught and say it is normal like watching our pets fetch or take a nap.
This is perversion. Children on Youtube will see this. If I knew where these cats lived, I’d gather them up and throw them off a mountain and laugh as they meowed in sin all the way down until they crashed straight into hell where all cats belong! Warning: This video contains a flesh shot video created by two cats of probable gay owners. Demand any wife/children leave the room before reviewing for your local parenting/pro-America family group.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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12:20 pm
go get your meds monkey boy.
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12:35 pm
That’s porn? Hmm, I don’t see any genitalia, nor do I see any intercourse.
One cat is simply kneading the other. Kneading is an act that cats glean comfort from. Before they are weaned, kittens knead their paws against the mammary glands of their mother. This aids in pushing more milk out of the nipple as well as stimulating its production. As they get older, cats continue to knead things – inanimate objects, blankets, jeans, etc, because it reminds them of nursing and the comfort that went along with it.
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1:25 pm
Evil, Satanic, Zombie Cat survives being shot 30 times and a watery grave!
http://bit.ly/cIuO8M
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1:49 pm
Evil,Satanic Pussy Cat…
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1:53 pm
That cat has the right idea. Teach that kid early not to fuck with him.
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2:24 pm
Abe is retard who is a virgin, i mean, he doesn’t know what a pussy (or dick, for that matter) is by calling that video porn. And cats cant go to hell, i thought animals didnt have souls? Or is your head so far up ur ass you dont know what you type?
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2:49 pm
Back to spitting out oat brain I see…
Your trailer must be a pig sty…
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6:02 pm
Hello fellow Christian here and I found your website recently thinking “Oh some christian related news; How lovely.” and well, is this a joke? Is this possibly an elaborate joke similar to that of the “ONN” (Onion News Network / http://www.theonion.com/ )
I mean I read about a good 8 articles and honestly, they’re all terrible. For example this article. Let’s start
“Today as I calmly perused YouTube, in search for more videos to warn everyone about today, I spat out my Oat Bran in disgust! On Youtube cats have made a secret video where they do the nasty!”
You truly scour Youtube for videos to warn us about the evils of the world? In theory good idea, but I think you’re taking your battle in the wrong direction, maybe you should instead simply take to the streets and preach the gospel of the lord, or maybe help charity, help in your local churches, give some money or food to homeless people, and in general try to make everyone feel good and see the beauty of this wonderful world, but I digress. (also throwing this out there, but cats cannot post videos)
“They are gay’s cats. Gays want everyone to think it is normal to share videos of cats doing the sin tango, so that when they talk about plunging their sin augers into each other’s sewage ports, we will all laught and say it is normal like watching our pets fetch or take a nap.”
If you click the video and read the description it clearly states, “Foster kittens Chloe and Bugsy from the Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association” as far as my reading comprehension goes, it’s a female and a male cat. Or F/F(Bugsy is pretty genderless.) but that’s not a 100% known fact that their gay cats. Also what if they were both the same gender, does it matter? And speaking figuratively, let’s say it did matter. They did absolutely nothing, NOTHING as you would say “evil” or “pornographic” infact one other user explains it much better than I can.
“That’s porn? Hmm, I don’t see any genitalia, nor do I see any intercourse.
One cat is simply kneading the other. Kneading is an act that cats glean comfort from. Before they are weaned, kittens knead their paws against the mammary glands of their mother. This aids in pushing more milk out of the nipple as well as stimulating its production. As they get older, cats continue to knead things – inanimate objects, blankets, jeans, etc, because it reminds them of nursing and the comfort that went along with it.” – Claire
“WARNING: This is perversion. Children on Youtube will see this. If I knew where these cats lived, I’d gather them up and throw them off a mountain and laugh as they meowed in sin all the way down until they crashed straight into hell where all cats belong!”
A little edit, I honestly believe the warning should be before; because honestly, I think your comment was worse than any cats will ever do. You want to throw a bunch of cats off a mountain? You know that’s a sin right? A very dark sin. Sadly I am not done, that’s only this post.
At a blogging point-of-view. This is an absolutely terrible article, no offense. Your posts are uninformed, biased, spewing many hate messages, no warning of mature themes you imposed(not any of the videos or stories you talk about but actually YOU).
And as a Christian point of view, yes Christianity your supposed religion. You have sinned many times in your last 8 articles, skewing the premise of the bible and Christ and what it stands for, and promoting paranoia amongst your readers causing havoc in the world.
I assume you have been to church, that you have read the stories of the bible, do you remember about any of them at all? (I think you have) So let me remind you. The bible’s many stories preach about
- Loving, and sharing a fair view of everyone even if you disagree with them.
- Having a strong will and to never give up.
- To always believe in God
- To always help people, the earth, and everyone who inhabits it(even the kitties you wish to throw off a mountain).
I am done, I don’t think you would even read this far considering your attitude to the average reader of your blog and if I don’t stop I would go on for another good 8 pages. Just before I go common mistakes you make.
Mexicans =/= Scum of the earth who all deserve to go to hell
Mexicans = People from Mexico or with Mexican ancestry. One of God’s people.
Jews =/= Evil jesus killer who wants to end the world
Jewish = a culture of predominately Semites. Also what Jesus is, you know, your savior?
Atheist =/= Satanist
Atheist = People who are theist. A.K.A do not believe in any religion/God.
Agnostic =/= Satanist + Atheist
Agnostic = People who believe in the existence of a God or Gods but do not know which religion is the truth or that any religion is true. Agnostics can be Christians that simply do not believe in the reading of the Bible but still believe that God and Jesus exists. (AFAIK, Agnostic is a pretty gray area, Satanism or Atheism isn’t one of those areas thougt)
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8:53 pm
you also forgot to explain to Him what is an asian a black people and a homosexual
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2:36 am
I am very sorry that you wrote so much to preach to the choir, but this is a parody website. It’s meant to lampoon those who warp Christianity to these extremes.
As a side note though, I am amazed and elated to see that somewhere out there there is a Christian who recognizes that agnosticism and religion are not mutually exclusive. Faith is belief in something without knowing it as proven fact, and agnosticism is just the viewpoint that recognizes that lack of knowledge.
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8:13 am
Is this a joke? I think someone clearly has a case of latent homosexuality.
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10:18 pm
HAHA you people on this site are just absolutely wacked. Cats making a porno? Seriously? You really should seek therapy. Why don’t you have a problem with dogs, who will hump nearly anything they see?
The more articles I read on this site the more I think there has to be some really lonely person just fucking with everyone. Like this really has to be a joke, you people need to shove it.
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