Yet another Hollywood tempt devil arrives at the MTV VMA Awards. This time the short skirt belongs to an ‘actress’ named Selena Gomez.
I wished I could get closer because I would have enforced the Mexican Illegal Immigration Act and arrested her under authority of La Migra. You can cleaerly see that she has on a hooker’s dress and there are no pockets on it. She does not have a purse, meaning she does not have her green card on her and could be an illegal.
Before you liberal claptraps try to say how do I know she is illegal, let me ask you how do you know she is legal? That’s the point, you don’t, and therefore Gomez is guilty of violating the immigration act. She needs proof of belonging on her at all times or face jail time, and if she can produce no card, back to Mexico.
Wearing dresses like this, she’s one step away from Mexican filth and therefore only two away from hell as is. Peeth. That’s me spitting. Peeth. I spit on the ground she walks on in this short skirt and exposed sallybean pod!
[picappgallerysingle id="9750710"]Here we see the camera man conspirting with Gomez, trying to make everything seem moral and normal. Oh look! She has on no shimmy pants under that short skin tight skirt that you can see her sin fish cave prints through!