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Tropical Storm Hermine Set To Cleanse Mexico With Deathmaker Winds, Ravaging Rains
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Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
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hurricanes mexicans terrorists tropical storm hermine WeatherMexico is dirty with sins: drugs, whore demons, illegal sneakers and swine flu curses! God set it upon President Ronald Reagan’s heart for America to set the most crucial edict of the 20th century: get all Mexican illegals out of our country!
We warned Mexico to keep their taco-breather illegals sneaking their drugs out of our lands! We warned them that the Bible says, whoever shall trespass shall invoke the wrath of the Most High!
God is the God above all, so it stands to reason that his country, America, stands high above all the lesser lands! No one can mess with our might, for it is ordained by God!
Mexicans continue to sneak into our country! They continue to trick and force our suburban teens to buy their dangerous drugs like Magic Mint and herbal juja! They sneak their oregano farmers into California and ruin our natural economies! Look at California’s failing budget, it is the fault of Mexican overload!
They shoot up our border towns and harass our children who go to Mexico for spring break, to build houses for these lowlifes and in return, they arrest them and hold them hostage! Sickos! They force them to watch horrible shows with women and animals as torture, forcing them to drink dirty beer tekilas so that they will tell secrets and their parents bank account numbers!
God’s wrath is kindled and now it explodes! Mexico claims to be Catholic, yet they betray God by stealing, cheating, telling lies and doing drugs! If they spent more time worshipping their God and reading the Bible, they would know that being lazy is a great sin! Sin Mexico!
Now you’ve done it. God is angry and you’ve done it! Behold, the weather!
That is Tropical Storm Hermine! For a week now I have prayed for God to blow a storm in your direction. I prayed for God to brew the most powerful, windiest, with rain that strikes like bullets and floods like a million of your offspring at a burrito really, to wash you over and wash you clean! Wash you south to South American jungles!
Get out of our country! The weather is here and it is a sign! God sent this hurricane to wipe out Mexico! It is no coincidence that on America’s month of suffering for September 11, God is using the tears of his angels to wipe out our enemies! The angels will never forget and we will never forget what you have done to us, you lowlife savage illegals and Mexicans! Stay out!
6:09 pm
” It is no coincidence that on America’s month of suffering for September 11, God is using the tears of his angels to wipe out our enemies! The angels will never forget and we will never forget what you have done to us, you lowlife savage illegals and Mexicans! Stay out!”
Amen, reverend. We should have this posted all along the border. We should air drop this message in Iraq and Afghanistan. They are not welcome here.
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6:17 pm
why is it again that california and amsterdam never get hit with tropical weather disturbances? either god has really bad aim, or he’d rather smite texas than cali?
or maybe its just inconvenient science adam?
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6:24 pm
The storm looks like a lesbians fish cave.
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6:25 pm
UMmmmmmm, it wasn’t Mexicans who did the 9/11 attack retard.
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6:29 pm
yes it was – dont you know they were serving tacos on those flights that day? bad airline food is bad enough, bad airline mexicali food is even worse. that kind of indigestion is enough to make anyone fly a plane into a building.
am i right or am i right adam?
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11:10 am
You’re not right. You’re a bigot.
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6:36 pm
mexico being illegal in … mexico ? what the fuck are you smoking
if you don,t wnat any “illegal or stranger. get out all immigrant black arab euiropean asian and lets the “white american” the real one in USA and close your broder/airport/seaport
and trust me you won,t have enough people to actually wages wars
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7:07 pm
Flood them there and they cannot swim here.
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7:13 pm
unless of course god flushes his toilet and the storm surge backs up into texas, would kind of have the opposite effect no?
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11:33 pm
Reverend Clyde H. Higgins,
You are a prophet. Amen.
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2:27 am
Religion is not an excuse to discriminate. Whether it’s race, creed, colour, differing faith… God himself said you have no right (maybe your judgemental ways are the reason there’s so much crap happening to America. Judge not and all that).
Learn to love everyone – not just those who think exactly like you! This is what Jesus himself preached. Try showing that the love and kindness he asks actually mean something to you instead of glorying in the suffering of others.
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4:21 am
and if you read your bible you would know it’s a sin for everyone but god to judge people. you would know it’s a sin to kill. yet both of these things you are fine with. you are sinner. see you in hell buddy.
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1:19 pm
Drown Mexico. God will blow you into the sea and crash waves upon your bean dipped souls. Stay out of America, or elese. You see what he can do now.
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1:27 pm
Stellar compassion [sarcasm].
Great to know the Golden Rule is alive and well.
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6:39 pm
Adam, may I have the name of your employer?
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7:32 pm
What employer? He’s a hobo who does this for kicks in the public library.
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9:46 pm
well, by this logic, hurricane katrina was “the wrath of God on those unruly blackies!” I went to New Orleans with a missions group, I encountered waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more kind, hospitable, and caring people than i did vagabonds. you people blow
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8:13 pm
Well, I don’t know about Mexico, but TEXAS sure got hit hard by Hermine — must be God’s way of getting back at all those Baptists!
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