Floridans look toward the skies with cautious alert, as new Tropical Storm Igor brews in the Eastward horizon.

It is no secret that the Cape Verde islands, off Florida’s coast, is home to a witch culture that attracts thousands of spring breaker American students each and every year. These students are whorebringers and claim to go there to help build houses, but as you parents can see, that’s a lie because this African country somehow looks like this!

Scientists at the National Weather Service speculate that this storm has the makings of a Category 2 Hurricane, a warning shot, that will lightly tear through the Cape Verde Islands and then bear down on its way to the Florida Coast.

Florida remains guilty as another sin-enabling spring break destination. Spring break vacations for college students always lead to the same thing: alcoholic boozes, fornication as women drunkingly flail their exposed bodies and let men touch them all over like the drunken whore of Babylon, then we have all the other diseases, pregnancies and other dropout inducing sins like drug use taking place at Spring Break.

What decent child would want to go to Sodom for Spring Break, when they could instead spend that week back at home with family?

Let this hurricane be a reminder, parents. Tell your child to shut their beggng mounth if they want to go to “Mexico” to help the savages there build homes. Tell them to shut their mouths because they are a lie! They are only going there to diddle one of the millions of Mexican women who will all do anything you ask them for an American dollar, then get drunk. It is the same in all these foreign countries and ‘spring break destinations.’

They will cry and say it’s not fair. Ask them how fair it will be when you pull their funding and stop paying their tuition bill, then they can come home and work at McDonalds will Carl the Ganger and Jose the Mexican fries maker. Then they will shut their mouths and be appreciative.