A Secret Peek At Chinese Kindergarten
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist. Only a year ago, I penned an expose that revealed the Chinese Empire’s wanton lust for American blood.
From the time every child in China is born, they are taught that cardinal life principles include exploiting and torturing Americans at every turn.
Most Chinese children are male, since families in the cold, communist nation violently murder 8/10 girls due to the government’s one child policy. All of these males are required to also undergo rigorous military training, so they may place steel boots on foot and trample America on China’s anticipated ‘Day of Mao Kong Glory”.
Only a little over 60-years-ago, Chinese boys hopped in kamikaze planes and sought to murder every American from West to East. These violently vengeful vessels of immersed Chinese hatred are now the grand-fathers and great-grandfathers of a new Chinese generation.
You love your children. So your heart breaks and is horrified to know that the Chinese elders are preparing their children for a new day of infamy. A day when they again fly their planes here and atom bomb your son’s bedroom and chase your daughter and wife down, then do typically horrible Asian things to her.
Never forget, Chinese fathers have no issue with murdering their own daughters, so will delight at the opportunity to ravage and then violently bludgeon your precious little angel to death.
Look at these secret images from Beijing, China kindergarten:
Kindergarten is a German word that means ‘children’s garden’, so how frightenly appropriate is it that a nation who allied with NAZI Germany in the Sino-German cooperation is sowing a new generation of hate in their new crop of China children.
Every Chinese child hates Americans and knows 8 ways to kill us by age 6. We must fear China and know that in their hearts is only jealousy, false teachings and a burning, insatiable rage to ransack our peaceful lands and give bring death to us all.
Let us hope and pray that America remains vigilent and prepared to douse the firebreathing dragon of China once more when it arises to sear us all to death.
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Author: Amber
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11:58 am
I really enjoy your sense of humor. Cool blog
Request: is it possible to have a separate category related to China?
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7:43 pm
I agree, I would love to have a place to know what China is doing since they are trying to buy up our economy and destroy America.
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7:57 pm
How does one buy an economy?
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4:02 pm
Clearly they’re better at teaching math than English! Those little cartoons don’t make any sense!
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5:19 pm
Communist countries don’t allow artists to draw with fine point pens. They still have to use small brushes. Horrible.
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3:58 pm
I am Raptor Jesus, and this website is a disgrace to communisim. My followers are supposed to follow me unquestionably, and I support communisim. lol.
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8:31 pm
My liege!
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5:35 am
You’re kidding right? Or are all Christians this dumb? Or maybe just Americans…
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7:45 pm
Everything I’ve learned about Chinese children came from watching Ni-Hao Kai Lan. Chinese children play with talking tigers, koalas and little DJ monkeys named Hoho. They seem to be pretty emotionally stable over there. And they’re always celebrating some sort of festival.
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6:28 am
This is utterly rediculous trash. I have a very good friend who lives in China. “Every Chinese child hates Americans and knows 8 ways to kill us by age 6. We must fear China and know that in their hearts is only jealousy, false teachings and a burning, insatiable rage to ransack our peaceful lands and give bring death to us all.” You sound like a paranoid idiot! Have you ever even met a Chinese person?1?
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12:39 am
She must not have or maybe she’s off her meds, I have an Aunt (who is American) that lives in Lianiiang, China. She’s been there for ten years, she’s even married to a China Man
She’s generally liked by their neighbors. On that note Amber, Chinese & Asian people in general, hate people like you!!!!!
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9:48 am
It’s kind of funny how you don’t know anything about China, or communism by that matter. Those aren’t “secret books”, those are schoolbooks from Mao’s era. Since Deng Xiaoping assumed the government of China, Chinese radicalism has died out. The problem with China wasn’t Communism, it was Mao Zedong. It’s quite clear that Communism doesn’t work, but I’d rather have a good-intentioned system that doesn’t work than corporate overlords controlling a system that does.
By the way, the kamikaze were Japanese. China never fought the US. And have you ever even talked to a Chinese person?
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4:24 pm
avtually us fought against china during coldwars
and mao AT FIRST had good intention fighting imperialism tyranny in china but after kuomintang betrayed the people army mao went nuts and started killing moderate to easily influenceable officials
I think he lost trust to humanity and became a tyrant himself
technically communism to the purest form doesn’t exist what we see in china is actually a loosened up form of communism
but if you want my opinion corporatism in USA is worst then communism
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5:19 pm
Does this article really refer to Chinese kamikaze pilots during WW2? Seriously? Kamikaze is a Japanese word. The kamikaze pilots were also Japanese, not Chinese. Your ignorance is a shining example for us all… and by the way, anyone who has to justify their remarks about an ethnic group with the disclaimer, “…but I’m not racist”, is usually a racist.
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12:50 pm
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist.”
ORLY? Now I seriously doubt that.
“Chinese Empire’s wanton lust for American blood.”
China hasn’t been in empire in a hundred years, love.
“kamikaze planes ”
The Kamikaze thing is a Japanese phenomena adopted ONLY during WWII. NOT CHINESE.
And yes, THERE IS a difference between someone of Japanese origin and Chinese origin.
“You love your children. So your heart breaks and is horrified to know that the Chinese elders are preparing their children for a new day of infamy.”
I’m totally glad that you’ve had first-hand experience as to how the Chinese raise their children. Ever been to China to see such events? My guess would be no, so your idea that the Chinese train their children to fight from birth is as ridiculous as say, an American parent trains their child to commit cannibalism.
“A day when they again fly their planes here and atom bomb your son’s bedroom”
You mean like how Americans bombed the shit out of innocent Japanese civilians with their atom bombs?
“and chase your daughter and wife down, then do typically horrible Asian things to her.”
See, the last tidbit is incredibly rascist. Your implying that Asians are the ONLY ones capable of rape, and that Americans are too innocent for such things. Trust me babe, rape and other sexual crimes are committed by people of every race.
Not racist? I call bullshit, Amber.
PS – the little images you posted are from the Cultural Revolution era. As in, the 1960′s. As much as you and other people on this site want to drag us back to the age where women, homosexuals and minorities have zero rights, we aren’t in the ’60s. According to a friend who has gone to China, most if not all Chinese children are taught the same things we teach American children – that is, the ABC’s and numbers. Cheers.
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5:46 pm
hmmm stupidity much let’s start with the chinese empire: china hate imperialism since 1920 and one of the picture said it as well
also kids in china don’t learn english until high school and it’s also an optional class
thirdly : what wrong with communism it’s their right not your oh and by the way last time china had an economy slowdown was in 1200′s
ps sorry for the bad typing i’m on psn
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5:43 pm
Those were Japanese people who hopped it kamikaze planes.
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5:44 pm
We have kindergartens too, and those “chinese lessons” are in English.
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2:28 am
The article opens with the classic “…but I’m not racist” disclaimer. Usually, that’s a dead giveaway…
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5:33 am
Can somebody please confirm that this entire site is a joke? I’m having a very hard time believing any of this, and I’m assuming that this is all a big prank site… Chinese Kamikaze? Really? That’s like saying American baño, and c’mon the top secret documents that come from a chinese kindergarden are written in english..? How does that work?
You are either kidding or very un-intelligent.
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3:09 pm
Either you are an excellent satirist or amazingly stupid. Holy shit. Either way, I’m laughing pretty hard right now.
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3:53 pm
Come on. This is obviously satire. But the sad fact is, there ARE many Americans who feel exactly this way about Chinese people. I think it is more socially acceptable to make racist comments about Chinese people than any other race of people. Liberals who would never dream of making racist comments about Arabs frequently make racist comments about the Chinese. I even know several people that think we should round up all the Chinese in the US, and send them back to China…even if their families have lived here for generations. Of course these people usually feel the same way about Muslims. Many Americans feel that only white and sometimes black people can be really trusted to be loyal Americans. For some reason, they think Chinese people are all plotting to destroy America.
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3:56 pm
“For some reason, they think Chinese people are all plotting to destroy America”
Because its factual and obvious that they are.
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4:09 pm
It’s not a fact. You just make shit up simply because you don’t like them.
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