German Satanic Rock Band Zooms In On California: Be Prepared!

• ChristWire
October 9, 2010 6:42 am419 comments

The origin of rock music is often mistakenly assumed to be American. Rock music has its roots in Teutonic (ancient German) witchcraft and Satanism, in the banging of drums during orgiastic rituals full of human sacrifice in pre-Christian Europe and the pulse of terrified victims. “The average teenager consumes six hours of rock music a day” (Alan Bloom, The Closing of the American Mind, 1988).

Recently given a full front page review in the entertainment section of the New York Times and perhaps already covering a wall in your daughter’s bedroom, they come under the cover of night, always sporting big hair, caps, and sunglasses to guard their unnatural eyes from the sun, and are called ‘Tokio Hotel‘. The hotel refers to no steady life stead, meaning they cannot linger in one place long enough because they are not powerful enough, yet, and fear the hand of God. What Tokio refers to will be discussed in a different paragraph.

They return at evening, snarling like dogs and prowling around the city. (Psalm 59:6)
The diabolical twins and their connection.
What is important here to note is that ‘Tokio Hotel’ is not the band’s original name. Started by a pair of twins when they were barely seven, the band’s original name was Devilish. This is probably due to youthful enthusiasm and as they matured they decided to be more deceitful about their true intentions and changed it. DO NOT BE FOOLED! As children they may have been only devil-ish, now they are devils.

Disguised as an innocent ‘Boy Band’, and as any true Christian knows, there is no such thing as an ‘innocent’ Boy Band because they are part of every gay agenda (bands like The Back Street Boys and Take That! shamelessly refer to homosexual activities in their very group names), they influence the hormonal household of young girls and even adult women. This aberration leads to shrieking and fainting spells among the all female audience, and ultimately, demonic possession.

Like Scandinavia, Germany has a solid base of Satanic Rock music. The band the Scorpions consisted of devil worshippers who in their lyrics begged, and I quote, “DEVIL TAKE MY SOUL”. Then there is the horrific group Rammstein, the blasphemous and obscene Kingdom Come, and here in the U.S., Satanic rock bands like Bon Jovi, Twisted Sister, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Marilyn Manson and so on have a strong foothold and a large fanbase. However, the power of these is nothing compared to what is coming across the ocean for our youth now.

The band’s main members are identical twins, going by the suspiciously conventional names of ‘Bill’ (rumored to be the Antichrist) and ‘Tom’ (the hell hound, see infra), both twins have boasted their Godlessness in interviews and claim to be their own religion.

In recognition to Black Sabbath for paving the way for them by ordaining fans into the Church of Satan during concerts, Bill wears Black Sabbath t-shirts often.
Submitted by a German observer: The band logo is a composite of at least three satanic symbols.
What Bill and Tom’s true names are is every Christian’s guess, but there is no mistake that they are Nephilim, the unholy offspring of a fallen angel and a human woman. Both are very tall and have unnaturally large hands, with Bill, the more powerful, towering over everyone in the band by a difference of at least ten inches. (See www.stevequayle.com for more on this, if Quayle is correct the twins may grow to a height of over nine feet!)

Barely eighteen, both twins have been covered for years in piercings (deliberately inflicted holes in various body parts) and tattoos they got by defying their elders, and have boasted getting drunk with the child welfare office, being wanted by the army, destroying private property, and taking the virginity of countless young girls, all before they graduated high school. Most sinister is that none of these girls were ever heard from again, as if the earth swallowed them up after they got too close to the hellish twins.
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There are disturbing signs. The list of formerly normal men who fell to the spell of Bill is endless, we could go so far as to call him the demon gay bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that is a thousand times more powerful than abortion. He sows confusion in the loins of boys and men and makes girls and women unable to direct their affections at any other man; it is not music he sells, it is genocide in rates.

Normally reasonable men like the Guardian’s Paul Lester (2007. 21.5) lose all self-respect and sense of propriety. He reports:

“Even the most ferociously heterosexual male staff up here at Guardian Unlimited Music have been found whispering, in hushed, awed tones, “Mmm, yummy, mummy” when confronted by images of Germany’s handsomest export. Identical twins Bill and Tom Kaulitz are especially delicious, those cheekbones! Have those boys scrubbed and sent to our tent.”

Fans assume that whether Bill is a homosexual or not remains open for debate, but it is more likely that like soccer player David Beckham, rock star David Bowie, and other Satanic harbingers on earth, he is a ‘metro-sexual’, someone who incites feelings of lust in all unsuspecting humans and uses this to control them. The only way to guard ourselves is through prayer! Do not look upon their countenance! You will be barren, like the salt plains! Remember Lot’s wife! (Luke, ch. XVII, v. 32)

Both twins are vain and sport unmistakable hairstyles. Bill wears his hair long and occasionally partially bleached, in a style that is impossible for any human to maintain, even with hair styling products. Fans jokingly claim that his hair one day will devour the earth, but they have no idea how close they are to the truth.

Tom wears his hair in a style that resembles that of the barbarian Pict hordes, and there is no doubt that he intends to invade innocent souls with the same savagery. These hair styles are not just a sign of their vanity, they are functional: now that both hellspawn are reaching maturity, they need their hair and caps to cover the horns they grow on their foreheads like all Nephilim.

The older twin, Tom, born ten minutes earlier, often seems like nothing but an appendage, while nothing is further from the truth. He is the hell hound that guards the younger twin, the true Satan, the Anti-Christ. The fact that both hate chocolate, to which dogs are allergic, confirms that there is something infernally canine about them, one need only to look at their uneven and pointed teeth to confirm this. The Guardian article called them ‘a puppydog Pantera’, but ‘puppy’ is just the disguise, underneath they are ferocious beasts.

Tom has repeatedly been seen guarding Bill from entities invisible to others, most likely Angels. When feeling exposed they always keep physical contact through laying on of hands, far and beyond what is customary for siblings.

It has been suggested that they are lovers, but to brush their relationship off as mere incest would be a grave mistake. It transcends physical boundaries and has nothing as much to with lust as with mutually reinforcing the darkness in their souls and grounding themselves in the flesh on this earthly plane to fulfill their daemonic destiny. They come to pull us down into hell.

The two other members of the band are rumored to be incapable of human speech and are likely guardian ghouls (in Teutonic tradition called ‘trolls’). Indeed, both of their names start with a G. Whether these two G’s originally came from hell in the wake of the twins or whether they are their first victims is unclear, all that is known is that they met the twins in a bar when Bill and Tom were twelve and were recruited into their evil plot for world dominion.

In their lyrics there are frequent references to the tradition of Teutonic Witchcraft, which covered the raising of storms. The band’s hits include songs like Through the Monsoon and 1000 Oceans, hinting at their ability to control the elements. The Teutons had links with the Celts and the Picts, ancient people involved in witchcraft whose characteristics both twins display. In this what Satanists call ‘The Age of Aquarius’ the image of water is a powerful one. In their newest album, Humanoid, they boast not being entirely human, something they have always known, something they revel in as both look increasingly reptilian.

The battle is not lost! Their first bid to conquer the world was stopped when Bill ‘mysteriously’ became ill before they had a chance to invade Japan. This was divine intervention, the hand of God came down to guard this vulnerable country where only 1% of the population is Christian. It is as yet unclear why, but both have strongly stressed that it is their lifelong dream to play in Tokyo, Japan. We must assume the worst: the city lends itself to Satanic ritual and human sacrifice like no other.

To this day large parts of the world remain free of their nefarious influence, but the battle is not over. Millions of young female minds in Europe and the former Soviet Union are already colonized, Israel too easily fell to their spell, culminating in a Godless orgiastic festival on the ground where once the cradle of our Lord stood, and we are next: last week the hellish twins announced they were moving to L.A., where the equally teutonic Schwarzenegger recently legalized possession of grass.

Why were they given free reign in the U.S. and Canada? Has God forsaken us? Do not doubt Him. God counts on the strength of our belief in Him, God trusts us to keep ourselves safe. Do not disappoint Him, and pray.

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  • TOKIO HOTEL IS COMING TO CALIFORNIA?! HOLY CRAP. I’M THERE THEN!
    Ahh! I have to go get tickets!!!!

    And by the way, Bill has a girlfriend, so does Tom, so does Gustav, and so does Georg.
    These are the boys of the band.
    They are not gay, obviously.
    They also are not satanic.
    The symbol is one that is a combination of the letters ‘T’ and ‘H’ or so they said in one of their interviews.
    I’ve met them several times, Bill does believe in God, and so does Gustav and Georg, however Tom has never really voiced an opinion on the matter.
    And 1000 Meere, or in English, 1000 Oceans and Durch Den Monsun, or in English, Through the Monsoon are about love and friendship and making it through hardships together, without ditching out.
    Also, it’s not that hard.
    All it takes is hairspray.
    I was Bill in a skit that we did for a music class about how music has a huge influence on us, and all it took was about a quarter of a can of hairspray and hairdye.
    Plus, his hair is naturally blonde, so it’s not that hard to do the whole black and white thing.
    And he looks nothing like what you have in pictures now.
    Their real names are Bill and Tom, believe it or not.
    Check their birth certificates if you really need to know that. They’re really good people, they’re kind and considerate, and they love life and what they do is to keep peace, and to inspire people to live their dreams. I don’t really understand why you think the so negative and ‘hellish’
    Their music is against drugs, against suicide, for family and love, about staying with those you love and not falling to influences that are horrible, they are about how love should be real, not something you use to just get what you want. It is about how everyone deserves love in one form or another and it is about truth and telling people to be themselves, to not conform to the ways of others, whether they be bad or not.
    Trust me, from a fan since they were just starting out, and from a girl who has met them a few times, these boys aren’t devils, like you say they are.
    They’re just people who want to get their love out to the world, they want peace, and they want happiness.
    And they do not participate in twincest or ‘incest’ or whatever.

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    • I hope you did not touch them and allow them to taint your soul. God bless.

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      • What do you mean when you say ‘God bless,’ just out of curiosity?
        Do you mean the ‘One God, the Christian God’ or do you mean the One God that is Universal in His love, because obviously most religions are just perspectives on one point.
        They all have similarities.
        And once again. I’m Christian, so don’t go telling me that I worship the devil, because that would be saying that your own sister is worshiping the devil.

        And I did let them touch me, I hugged them.
        Yeesh.

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          The God from ‘One Nation Under God!’, the God who told us to smite witches.

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          • Notice how the pledge never really specifies who GOD is.
            Hell, they could have been meaning like, Yaweh, or Krishna, or ZEUS for the love of all.

            Oh. Smite witches eh?
            Well, would you mind helping me gather up some folks to smite my family?
            A good majority of them are Wicca.
            And they’re a lot less harmless than we Christians are.
            I’ve been thinking of converting myself.

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          • Alice, the vile words of satan spew forth from your filthy mouth. Are you part of this Tokyo Hotel cult? I fear that you’re on the verge of becoming lost to the empty promises of the devil with this type of blasphemy and idolatry.
            Incidentally, The thought of a German band with a Japanese name gives me chills when I contemplate the horrible war that was fought the last time these two countries joined in such a bond. This band could be the fourth reich.

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          Alice, the Lord tells us that when we come upon a witch we shall not allow them to live. I am sorry, but it is out of my hands and your family has to die. Let the Lord have mercy upon their souls.

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          • Are you REALLY so cruel as to insinuate that the only people I have ever been able to trust in my life are to be killed?
            Would you tell that to someone you loved, your daughter, your sister, your mother?
            I’m betting you wouldn’t. So don’t tell it to some fifteen year old girl who loves her family more than anything.
            Including ice cream, and God.
            I don’t want to force these views upon you, but I implore you, look at this link; http://www.wicca.com/celtic/wicca/rede.htm It’s nothing that will taint your computer or your eyes.
            It’s about love, and caring, and trust, and morals and keeping evil away.
            Wicca is about making the world a better place, not casting unwanted and evil spirits out into the world.
            I know that a lot of people think it’s a bad religion, and I did too until I actually bothered to talk to my family and learn about it.
            The ‘Wiccans’ you see trying to summon evil spirits are indeed Satanists, not Wiccans. Wicca doesn’t even have a Satan. These ‘Wiccans’ just use this religion as a ruse to cover up the true evil of the world.
            Why waste your time wiping out something harmless, while Satanism runs amok in our world, even larger than this ‘evil’ thing you call Wicca?

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          • And I should say, Lurlene, to ignore the entire first part of the Rede, just look at the bold.
            “An if it harm none, do as ye Will.”
            I’m sure we can all decipher what that means.
            Don’t control others, don’t harm them, prejudice against them, judge them, hate them, kill them…
            The list could go on and on.
            They’re a truly peaceful people, and that’s all they want.
            For people to see that.

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          • ma’am have you been reading too much harry potter?! witches don’t exist! it’s our sick minds and soul which create these images. you’re encouraging a young girl to kill her family? aren’t you committing a sin by influencing a human being to kill another? I’m not a christan but I know “thu shall not kill”. what’s wrong with you people?!

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          • Let’s take a look at your comment Lurlene. Let’s see if we can find anything wrong with it.

            “your family has to die”

            Am I reading this correctly? Are you telling a 15 year old girl that her family needs to die? If that is truly what you mean, you deserve to burn in the flames of hell. Anyone who wishes death on another human being does not deserve anything more than suffering in hell for all of eternity. You are a sick person, and I advise you to stop threatening death on others.

            As for your article, it seems to come from the mind of a complete madwoman. The earth swallowing girls who have been sexually involved with Tokio Hotel? The other two members of the band being unable to speak because they are trolls? Your claims are completely insane my dear, but do not worry; there are people that can help with madness. You can be cured.

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          • Seriously? I thought your religon was all “forgiving” Who the hell are you and a goddamn book to say or choose who lives and dies? You live out life by the wishes of a book and a falseified being that for no reason sttarvs children, kills them, lets abuse and raping happen, what is wrong with you? I truly hope you are proud of yourself wishing death upon a whole family,Burn in hell (if there is one if not rot in a dumpster)

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          • You are demented and a sad excuse for a human! You arent a Christian and I laugh in your face! NO REAL CHRISTIAN BELIEVES THE CRAP THAT COMES OUT YOUR SATANIC MOUTH!!!! SHUT UP! Tom and Bill are not any of those things! Gustav and Georg are just as innocent! You want to tell people to kill their families?! Are YOU MENTAL!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!? STOP TRYING TO GET PPL TO JOIN YOU SATANIC CULT!!!! AND GET THE HELL OFF THE INTERNET AND STOP TALKING ABOUT TH BECAUSE GOD IS NOT HAPPY BY THE GARABAGE YOU POST! Why dont you stop getting in everyone else’s business and get a life and find Jesus! Because your ways are soo backwards that you will be the one at the end trying to tell God why you condemn people you dont even know and you think you are PERFECT! You are a disgrace and I can’t believe there are people like you in this world!

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          • As long as they don’t harm anyone, you should not say something like that about other people’s family,Lurlene Tyranna Shores. And Tokio Hotel isn’t satanic.Goths are like that.Something like Lady Gaga.Bill cares a lot about his mother and wears holy stuff most of the time.So what if he and Tom doesn’t like chocolate? Thousands all over the world hate chocolate, too.

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          • That was an incredibly horrid and unchristian thing to say. I shall not stoop to your level by stating that the only person there that needs to die is you nor shall I point out the fact your blackened hate-filled soul is the one that needs saving

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          • They Saved My Life

            Nobody left
            Who really knows me
            My world is breakin’ down
            And there is a happy end
            Not supposed to cry ’bout you
            I know immortal we are not
            However you said once
            When you’re at a loss i’ll be an angel
            For you alone
            And appear for you in ev’ry deep dark night
            And then we will fly far away from here
            We will never loose us again
            Until you appear the first time
            I imagine that from above you
            Cry for me with the clouds
            I wait an eternity for you
            It’s not so endless however
            Because you have said once
            When you’re at a loss i’ll be an angel
            For you alone
            And appear for you in ev’ry deep dark night
            And then we will fly far away from here
            We will never loose us again
            Never loose again
            Think just of me and you see
            The angel who flies on your side
            Think just of me and you see

            The angel who flies on your side
            When you’re at a loss i’ll be an angel
            For you alone
            And appear for you in ev’ry deep dark night
            And then we will fly far away from here
            We will never loose us again
            When you’re at a
            When you’re at a loss
            You’re when you’re at a
            When you’re at a loss
            –This is the english translation to one of Tokio Hotel’s songs called Wenn Nichts Mehr Geht (When Your at A Loss) This song is simply about having an ANGEL to look over you when you lose a person you love. This song and many others are about not giving up and hold on to what you have. The song Don’t Jump is an anti-suicide song that kept me and many other TH fans from doing something they would regret. Tokio Hotel is about life, love and peace. About loving all people that deserve it and never giving up on yourself.
            Tokio Hotel is a band (not boyband … theres a difference)

            BILL IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

            TWINEST DOESNT EXSIST

            BILL ISNT THE ANTI-CHRIST ..

            If your worried abot the anti-christ go wrie an artical about Criss Angel or something leave Tokio Hotel out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • bitch i dont like you your ugly and everything you say is bullshit its too bad you dont realize it your pathetic your the one who should die and trust me you wont be missed. i dont believe in god because i believe in what is real. thats that. FUCK YOU!

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          • I would like to help smite Alice and her evil family.

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          Alice, are you not ashamed dragging witchcraft onto a good Christian site? Does the prospect of burning in hell not scare you? REPENT before it’s too late!

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          • I’m not Catholic, I don’t go to confession. I’m Missouri Lutheran Synod.
            And no I’m not ashamed of it, and no, hell does not scare me because I know that by loving God I will not go to hell. I do not fear God, I embrace God with open arms and a warm smile. I know that God is in everything and in everyone, and there is nothing we can do about that.
            I just want acceptance for the world. Isn’t that what religion should be about, Lurlene? Isn’t love a universal thing? Doesn’t the ten commandments firmly state ‘Thou shalt not kill?’ If we shall not kill, then you are wrong.
            My family should not die.
            And I restate my earlier point, Lurlene, why focus on Wicca, when you could be eradicating Satanism, which is really the problem?
            I’m not a radical, I’m far from that, I just don’t think that Satanism connects to love and peace, rather destruction and mayhem.

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          • we have 3 oiption here 1. you are joking ( and it’s not funny ) 2. you are plain stupid and belief in witchcraft or 3. you are fucking serious about Killing Human being because they have different belief than you I am atheist what you gonna do Killing me ? your head will be cutted before you even reach me

            and personally even satanism seems More friendly than christianity with your view Lurlene

            oh and also the God we trust was placed by Reagan it’s was not even In the original motto talking about Motto while I am here.

            Indonesia have the same Motto but have it Longer than you are … not very original are you not surely much like the Invention you think you Invent but in reality you didn’t invent you just took credit for it

            computer telephone Television train car just to name a few

            anyway talking about christianity I read a Book and it’s said if christianity didn’t exist we would have already cured the AIDS and Cancer and many other disease in the world and we also have a much more advanced technology the war would have been reduced by 30-40% in the world

            Now topic at hand many christian hates when people wishes for peace love and acceptance ( hippies china japan and atheist ) of course not every christian but a lot seems to hate epace and freedom I don’t know why

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          • So if you are saying what I think you are saying, I have to say that you are pretty correct.

            And yeah, a lot of people do believe in quote unquote ‘witchcraft’ but not the type that people practice. They believe in the shit that goes on in Harry Potter with the wand-waving nonsense and torture curses. ^^

            And I do not believe I would go as far to say that they ‘hate peace’ they just find that there is only one way to gain peace, and they feel the need to press it upon just about everyone else. Whereas others leave those non-believers of Christianity alone.

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          • Witchcraft is good if you use it for good things.A majority of people who practise witchcraft nowadays use it for evil things.And I think that’s why many Christians nowadays think witchcraft is evil. As for me, I’m not a Christian, not a Wiccan either. But I’m really interested in witchcraft and wish to take it up as a hobby, not a religion as I already believe in my current religion. If I ever learn witchcraft, I will use it only to help people.Witchcraft isn’t all that bad.

            And as for your article, no offense, but I don’t believe a single word of it especially the fact that rock music are of the devil. What about those who have been listening to rock music for a long time? Are they possesed by demons now? And as for Tokio Hotel’s songs, they’re nothing about water elementals or whatever you think they are.And what do you mean by the earth swallowing girls who were sexually involved with Tokio Hotel?Maybe they are ashamed by what they did.

            And it seems like you’re a very pious Christian. Good.

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

            Holy fraking shit!!! May God bless them and awaken them from this sleep that Satan has lulled them into!! These witches don’t even realize that Satan has deflowered their spiritual hymens through the agency of fags possessed by gay demons (making them DOUBLY GAY!!) Truly, nothing can be worse than that, for the purity of their violated souls can never be restored. It’s too late for them to repent!

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          • haha. well i don’t wanna sound disrespectful. but this is too much How can you judge people without knowing what they really are.. too superficial. tsk3.. I don’t believe that you’re really with God (sorry) ’cause of what you said “your family has to die.” don’t pretend that you will pray for all who are against you. Humans are not perfectly good. I’m a Psychology student and I think that your insane.

            and to “Rev.Custer”…Reverend huh.. how can you say that? “Gay? Witches?” (only God can judge people) even homos or Bis are loved by God (i still believe that Bill isn’t Gay):P

            ..to all haters or whoever you are, if your with God then why are you all talking Shit..judging people…?

            Stop this nonsense.

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      • Stupid cunt.

        - God.

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    • Alice, you sound like a freaky chick! We should hook up sometime.

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  • Just want to note that Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd and AC/DC are not American Rock Bands. Black Sabbath and Pink Floyd are from UK and AC/DC is from Australia.

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    • … and I forgot to mention that all these bands (Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd and AC/DC) are excellent, brilliant, music groups in their genre… and this is most likely due to the mentioned fact that they are not American.

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      • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

        You mean un-American?

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        • Nope what was meant was not American as in not from the United States of America any research done on your behalf before you mangled together these words would have been able to prove to you that there is other countries besides America

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        • Point 1 – There is no such word as “un-American”. BAD GRAMMAR!! Stop saying English is the chosen language, when you can’t even speak it properly.
          Point 2 [Taken from Sir Cliff Richard's (who might I add, is a Christian) song, "Why should the Devil have all the good music?"]
          There’s nothing wrong with playing blues licks
          But if you got a reason tell me to my face
          Why should the devil have all the good music
          There’s nothing wrong with what we play
          ‘Cause Jesus is the Rock and He rolled my blues away.

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  • Oooh, Tokio Hotel, you say? I’m sold. Thanks for the heads up, darling. I know it wasn’t your intention, but hey, you can’t always get what you want. ;D

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    • I will pray for you and hope you find your way back to the light.

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  • Wow, this article had been sick to my stomach. These little hoodlums are just too offensive for words. What parent in their right mind lets their kids listen to this garbage?

    I am confused at them being German. They don’t look Aryan, no blond hair, no sculpted cheekbones… They look more Meditteranean or Asian… Any idea what their gene pool is drawn from?

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    • Aryan does not equal German you fucking twit, and you’ve never heard of these guys before hand, how the fuck do you know anything about them? You’ve just read this blog post and was scarred stiff at the thought of these guys existing. Not only that, but 3 of the 4 guys are religious, you’re telling your brothers to fuck off!

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      • If you call believing in the Satan religious.

        In this interview the one that goes as ‘Bill’ (obviously an innocent way to say BAAL or BEELZEBUB) says that religion isn’t for him, it is for other people (it is plain as daylight that he considers himself neither people nor human), but that there might be SOMETHING OUT THERE. There is no doubt that he is talking about believing in the one who fathered him, the LIGHT BRINGER, LUCIFER! Then his hell hound takes the heat of him by claiming he worships himself (probably a quasi humorous reference to the sin of MASTURBATION and SELF LOVE.) and as if that isn’t irreverent and blasphemous the antichrist claims to worship his hell hound too. They are making light of the Bible’s clear condamnation of bestiality.

        Leviticus 20:15-16: “If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”

        Deuteronomy 27:21: “Cursed is the man who has sexual relations with any animal.”

        Even if that animal is his own flesh and blood. All these are abominations in the eyes of the Lord.

        http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/11/17/new-interview-tokio-hotel-talks-religion-worshipping-tom-kaulitz-and-david-hasselhoff/

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        • Okay then…
          I’m pretty sure you don’t know the first thing about Christianity. All you have to defend yourself against our cold, hard fact is a few far-fetched ‘theories’, if they even deserve to be called that.
          Every single thing you say here about Tokio Hotel can be easily disproved with a flick of the wrist. And you don’t think its strange that you are the only one who thinks this way?
          People like you make me glad I don’t go to church. Instead of spreading the views of Christianity like you are trying to, you are merely forcing them away. The Bible contradicts itself frequently; its up to the reader to choose what they want to believe in.
          Whats next? Putting down Three Days Grace or My Chemical Romance?
          What reasons do you have for putting down an exceptional band so horribly?
          By the way, my fathers name is Bill. My family are Christains. Does that mean my father is Beezlebub?
          In conclusion, I’d like to add that if you really think that people deserve to die because they aren’t your religon, then you need to open your mind.
          Your God might not even exist.

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          • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

            What I am shocked at is that there is no article about Black Veil Brides and their pentegram-like symbol (love it!) in Perfect Weapon and their song Sweet Blasphemy. I am also surprised about there not being articles about Three Days Grace or MCR. Can’t wait to read them when they do, because they will be as half-assed as this one is!

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    • Wow.
      Um.
      Ever heard of hair dye? Yeah. Both of the twins are blondes, but they dyed their hair.
      And of the other two, one is blonde and one has auburn hair.
      Only one of them is atheist, and they promote peace and love.
      You shouldn’t be insulting them, since you’ve never heard their music before.
      And my parents let me listen to this, and we all attend church regularly on Wednesdays and Sundays. I’m confirmed, I’m baptized.
      And I used to attend a Christian school, but then it became too expensive after the economy crashed.
      And I love their music, it makes me feel happy. There’s really nothing wrong with it.

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      • Can you tell me more about Wicca?

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        • Not on this site young lady! You are gone far enough as it is.

          I will print out this picture of the lewd devils and burn it, hoping the fire will clean their fans’ souls from them. You should do the same with any effigies of them on your walls or in your closet.

          Fight_bill_and_tom_kaulitz_by_michelle2119.jpg

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          • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

            Sexy… Bill is so hot, and Tom is right there with him. :) Guess I’m goin to Hell. Tell me where the devil worshipping is in this song:

            Come on, you can look at me
            I don’t need to fit in
            Stand up if you give a damn
            It’s the livin’ season
            You and what your looking for, have you got a reason
            You can if you wanna see, a touch amout of human

            The same blood
            The same cells
            The same god
            The same hell
            The same life
            The same love
            Somebody, anybody, everybody stand up

            Hey, you
            we can turn it up
            Hey, you
            we can turn it up

            You know, noones listening
            They don’t wanna hear it
            Saying, what you wanna say
            people start to fear it

            The same fist
            The same shout
            The same pain
            The same doubt
            The same joy
            The same love
            Somebody, anybody, everybody stand up

            Hey, you
            We can turn it up
            Hey, you
            We can turn it up

            Silence has been killing you
            Screaming deep inside of you
            Just turn it up
            Just turn it up

            All that you’ve got
            Just let it out
            Ready or not
            Just turn it up, louder
            Don’t let it stop, louder
            Just turn it up, louder
            Whats making you hot, louder
            Just turn it up

            Come on, you can look at me
            I don’t need to fit in
            You can if you wanna see, just a touch of human

            The same blood
            The same cells
            The same god
            The same hell
            The same life
            The same love
            Sombody, anybody, everybody stand up

            Hey, you
            We can turn it up
            Hey, you
            We can turn it up

            Silence has been killing you
            Screaming deep inside of you
            Just turn it up
            Just turn it up

            Silence has been killing you
            Screaming deep inside of you
            Just turn it up
            Just turn it up

            All that you’ve got
            Just let it out
            Ready or not
            Just turn it up

            ~~Hey You :)

            Or here:

            It’s raining today, the blinds are shut.
            It’s always the same.
            I tried all the games that they play,
            but they made me insane.
            Life on TV it’s random,
            it means nothing to me.
            I’m writing down what I cannot see
            wanna wake up in a dream.

            Oh, oh.
            They’re teeling me it’s beautiful.
            I believe them, but will I ever know
            the world behind my wall.
            Oh, oh.
            The sun will shine like never before.
            One day I will be ready to go,
            see the world behind my wall.

            Trains in the sky are travelling
            trough fragments of time.
            They’re taking me to parts of my mind
            that no one can find.
            I’m ready to fall.
            I’m ready to crawl on my kness to know it all.
            I’m ready to heal.
            I’m ready to feel.

            Oh, oh.
            They’re teeling me it’s beautiful.
            I believe them, but will I ever know
            the world behind my wall.
            Oh, oh.
            The sun will shine like never before.
            One day I will be ready to go
            see the world behind my wall.
            See the world behind my wall 3x

            I’m ready to fall.
            I’m ready to crawl on my kness to know it all.
            I’m ready to heal.
            I’m ready to feel.
            Take me there!
            Oh, oh.
            Take me there!
            Take me there!
            Oh, oh.
            They’re teeling me it’s beautiful.
            I believe them, but will I ever know
            the world behind my wall.

            ~~World Behind my Wall

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          • Oh, Lurlene. That picture gets me so hot. I’m pleasuring my fuck stick to those two beautiful boys. Yum.

            - God.

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    • “They don’t look Aryan, no blond hair, no sculpted cheekbones…”
      No shit, Sherlock. Bill and Tom are natural blondes, they dyed their hair colors years ago. Do some research and you’ll find images of them as kids with blonde hair. Also, wtf does Aryan have to do with them? Ain’t that racial profiling on account of their being German?

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    • They’re only half human, Stephenson. God only knows what their sire (a fallen angel) looks like.

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      • how dare you insult thisband? if you actualy listen to thei lyrics they are uplifting and nothig to do with stan. you are making a big mistake puttingout such awful things like this. yo call yorself a christian putting thingsabout sch a good band out there like this? the boys are natuarlly blonde genious. sngers and actors have people to do their hair for them any way they want so the hair is possible. Their logo is a combination of t and h for tokiohotel. most of th boys in this band are religious, you have no idea what you are talking about. ive known these boys for quite sometime. you are lucky im no going to report you for putting this up, wy not come back when you actually have true facts instead of stupid lies like this. i hope god has mercy on your soul, ps, im a christiam

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          Where would you report me? I don’t answer to your false idols, my only authority is the Lord! Repent! I can tell from your spelling that this band has made you skip school and has probably led you to masturbate in public in lesbian bars. REPENT! It is not too late. The Lord will forgive.

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          • who ever wrote this is the rudest person ever you don’t know their lives and if they don’t belive in god they don’t belive in the devil, they said in a interview that their Atheist that means u don’t worship anything.

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          • Your only authority is the Lord?

            Well then….
            I know where you’ll be going straight to once you’ve been put out of OUR misery

            We who do not ‘judge’ others, (as only the Lord has right to do)
            Will be living a peaceful after.
            Sitting with a big bowl of popcorn as we look down, WAY down, and watch you suffer the punishments of your crimes.

            Do not judge, lest thee be judged

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          • Tokio Hotel FUR IMMER!!!!!!!!

            Lurlene, you are ignorant. I am in 8th grade, I have at least 3.5 GPA and I listen to Tokio Hotel. Tokio Hotel has been IN MY HEART right next to God for the past 4.5 years. Bill, as if you haven’t notice, has an almost ANGELIC face, high (beautiful) sculpted cheek bones. Have you seen them as kids? Adorable. I say you deserve to go to hell for telling a 15 year old girl that her family is all going to die. They are all amazingly talented people. Get over your self-righteous-God-worshiping-self. These boys are everything you will never be. Now stop commenting and go listen to some gospel music or pray.

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          • in the name of Jesus christ i love tokio hotel.i really hope one day tokio hotel believe in GOD Jesus is love.he always have by beside me and tokio hotel.so i always pray for them cause i love them so much i don’t want them go to hell.iwant them go to heaven.Jesus always love them and Jesus always help them.they are christian.

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          • You.. woman. will never make it to heaven

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          • How on earth did you get “has probably led you to masturbate in public in lesbian bars” this from what she said?! I see no logic in your thinking. Oh and there is NOTHING in the Bible about two women together; yes there is something about two men sleeping together, but not two women, i’m afraid so you can’t condemn her even if she was a homosexual.

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      • Do you honestly and truly believe that their father is a fallen angel? Because they’re tall, and have large hands?
        Lady, did you ever take a Biology class in high school? It’s genetics. With the right gene combination, anyone can be tall or have large hands. For Christs sake, my own brother is taller than Bill Kaulitz, and has larger hands as well. Do you mean to tell me that these physical traits indicate that my father is possibly a fallen angel?
        Explain the logic behind that, because clearly I’m not seeing it.

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          “Genetics” is not a science but a tool of the devil.

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          • So would you mind explaining to me how the traits of yours and your partners offspring are determined, if not for genetics? I’m just curious as to your theory on this.

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          • ok ia m so confused? why do people have to go talk crap about good people i hate judgmental people!! ok well if not hateing gays and likeing rock music and believein in this little thig call genitics makes me sanatic then fine!!
            really go what happend to you know loveing people! if we could really look at people”and see Jesus” mabye people would not be over sees dieing! lets all try this little thing called exectping diversity! you know mabye you should consider it wrong to wish death on people aif his “followers go around critising people for being diffrent yet od loves us all the same then please pleas etell me why we are not all the same o yah because if we were all like you we would be fat, homophoic, grezzy, automatic, shallow, kkk loveing, RED NECKS.
            and just becauses we are not like you.
            BUURN IN HELL.

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    • YOU’RE the one who’s offensive for calling them hoodlums without even knowing who they truly are. Reading just one article about them isn’t enough.

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      • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

        My article contains everything a good Christian should know about the antichrist and his henchmen.

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    • Hello uhm quick question you look pretty old are you sure you didnt write the damn bible? lol

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    • Look I can describe you in 1 word xenophobic. A word I assume you don’t know and will now define for you:

      xenophobia

      — n
      hatred or fear of foreigners or strangers or of their politics or culture

      xeno’phobic

      — adj

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    • OK YOU OLD SHALLOW MINDED ASS HOLES
      TOKIO HOTEL HAS LITLERLY SAVED MY LIFE AND PERSCUTING THEM JUST MAKES YOU SHALLOW. AND AS FAR AS THER BLOND HAIR GOSES WELCOME THE FUCK TO THE 2000′S HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HAIR DIE??? AND ON TOP OF THAT I HATE BEING CATHOLIC BECAUSE IT OLNY SEAMS LIKE WE GO AROUND CRITZIZING WHAT OTHERS DO WHNAT HAPPEND TO GOD LOVEING US EQUILY?? IF GOD LOVES US ANY LESS BECAUSES WE DIE OUR HAIR OR WHERE MAKE UP THENHE IS NOT SO AWESOME IS HE? ALL ANY OF YOU EVER DO IS SIT AROUND AND CRITISE OK YOU HATE GAYS CLEARLY AND ANY THING DIFFRENT FROM YOUR SELF. WHAT HAPPEND TO LOVE PEOPLE? WE COULD STOP SO MANY PROBLEMS IF WE JUST EXCEPT DIVERSITY OK I HAD TO LEARN THAT THE HARD WAY MABYE WE WOULD BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLDPEACE AND NOT SO MANY PEOPLE DIEING TO DEFEND TINS IF WE COULD LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SEE JEASUS IN ALL OF THEM! I GUESS I’LL GO TO HELL FOR SAYING THIS BUT GOD SUCKS IF HE MAKES US ALL DIFFRENT AND THEN SENDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO TARE US DOWN FOR BEING DIFFRENT!!! YOUR SATINS BABY NOT BILL NOT TOM NOT GEORG NOT GUSTAVE THERE GOOD PEOPLE YOU SHOULD ME ASHMED!! JUST EXPLAIN TO TO ME WHY GOD WOULD SAY TO LOVE YOU NABORS AS YOUR SELF OF YOUGO AROUD TREAKING PEOPLE LIKE THIS! I DON’T WANT TO BE CHRISTEN IF WE HAVE TO HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. I LOVE THERE MUSIC! AND I AM PROUD TO BE THERE FAN!! HAVE YOU HEARD ANY PF THERE SONGS? THERE ALL ABUT SELF EXPRESSION AND LIVING YOU LIFE. THEY HELP PEOPLE! WHAT ABOUT WANTING LOVE? LIKE IN MONSOON IT IS ALL ABOUT WANTING TO LOVE SOMEONE IMAGEN HOW MUCH HARDER YOU MAKE IT!! THAT SHULD MAKE YOU THE SINNER!! JUST TELL ME WHAT IN THE BIBLE TELLS ME WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DISCREMENAT AND HATE PEOPLE FOR NO OGOOD REASON!!

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      • Now this is what I call Demonic Possession! Please contact your ministry to have the demons shouting gibberish beaten out of you as soon as possible.

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        • How is that demonic possision? “Right. What shall I do now I’ve possessed this poor defenseless mortal scum of the earth? Hmmmm I know I shall go on a computer and have an argument with a close-minded so called Christian. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.” To me that isn’t what I imagine a demon doing, I might be wrong but aren’t demons old? They wouldn’t know what to do. So in conclusion of my short argument, I don’t think they are possessed. But who knows? If Bill is the anti-Christ and Tom is a Hell hound, they might actually be the big guy himself, so if I was you I would tread lightly; you never know who you might upset.

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  • This article is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
    I wonder if anyone genuinely believes this bullshit ^^

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    • I’ve just got this image of Tom lifting his leg up to try and scratch the back of his ear. XD

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  • OMG! Thank u so much for made me laugh!
    This article is really hilarious!
    But i think that i laugh more with the comments! lol
    Btw, i catholic and i’m baptized and i did my first communion ;D
    And i DO belive in God.
    But man, this was so fucking hilarious…
    C’mon dude, this are just 4 guys that love to make music, and for that are u gonna blame them? For Gods sake (that was ironic lol)
    And no, they’re not satanic music, ugh!
    You guys really should listen them and prove by urself ;D
    And obviously they’re rock or pop/rock, but is not the kind of music that is satanic.

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  • Wat parent in their right mind calls their daughter Bill?

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    • I’ve read that somewhere. Go get some originality, dude!

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  • why would you insult such a wonderful band?!!!!!!!!!! i bet your just jelous that their famous and you aren’t. I would report this but your luck i won’t and for calling Bill and Tom devil worshipers your just an idiot, you don’t know their lives why would you you post that

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  • It must be said;
    You, are a fool.
    You know not of what you speak.

    Do proper research before ‘creating’ such nonsence on ppl you so obviously know nothing about.

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  • i think that, these accusations against TH are all coincidences :D please. no hate :3 weeeee~ I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND CHILDISH… but thats how i roll.. ngeheh.

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  • oh und….

    “Praise or Condem” ….????

    You have that power?
    You offer it to us?
    And just who is it that you think you are to do so?

    This article & its following comments lend to Oh-So MANY replies.
    But you know,….
    You und your trifling scheiss just really aren’t worth anymore of my time.

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  • Um… I think you need to do LOADS more research on Tokio Hotel, before posting an article like this :\
    LOL it made me laugh, but yeah BE prepared Tokio Hotel is gonna take over the world with their devil music and I’m going to join them :)

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  • Susan LOVES Tokio Hotel

    Ok SHUT THE FUCK UP. You have no right to say this shit. have you ever MET them? I bet you haven’t! They are all very nice and respectable, they support PETA which is AGAINST killing animals, and they actually SAVED my life! I was going to kill myself, and I heard their song ‘Don’t Jump’ and it gave me the courage and strength to stop myself from killing myself! Now does that sound satanic to you? I think not! Get your facts straight before you go posting stupid shit like this again! I hope that if anyone should ‘burn in hell’ it’s you because god makes everyone the way they are for a reason and we shouldn’t judge! Just because a guy is attracted to another guy or a girl is attracted to another girl, why should we care? We should be happy for them being inlove instead of telling them that they’re going to burn in hell and that they should die. I hope this site gets shut down because it keeps saying such bad shit about everything that is gay! I am Bisexual and i am PROUD!

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  • What..drugs are you on? Seriously. I think your meds may need to be adjusted. I mean, your article is so filled with blatant lies and untruth, it has me worried. Perhaps you need to speak with your pastor about these delusions, I’m sure they would be more than supportive of helping you. In the interim, I shall be praying for you, and will ask my prayer group to do the same. Bless you, and bless Tokio Hotel.

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  • seriously this shit gets me mad. Are you for real?! You NEED to do some research dipshit! How can you scrape all that and call it satanic???
    Tokio Hotel are a GREAT band and have like millions of fans behind them. So SCREW YOU

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  • Do you know how idiotic you sound in this article?! Are you fucking high?! You need professional help, seriously!

    By the way, I think I’ve already read this article a few years ago. If I’m not mistaken, either you copied and pasted it here or you’re just re-posting this and changed the pics to more recent ones.

    Just give up already! Why don’t you spread good things about people instead of writing bullshit about them?! And you call yourself a Christian?! You’re giving good Christians a bad name!

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  • You know, I just have one thing to say…whoever wrote this is RIDICULOUS!
    I’m laughing so hard at this right now.

    It’s because of people like you I gave up religion (any religion), and quite honestly it was the best decision ever.

    You people make me sick! And I have no doubts about it, God will punish you for judging people! Aren’t we supposed to love each other, spread the love, help people, and not judge others by their appearance? Bill and Tom are kind human beings and if you can’t see that then you definitely need to be taken to a mental institution.

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  • God doesn’t exist.
    You all have fun thinking so for me.

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  • LAAAAAWL.
    idiots.

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  • ……….. you gotta be kidding me!
    -___________________- Holly Shit!
    S-O E-A-S-Y

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  • man, were you high on something when you wrote this crap?!! have you ever watched one of their videos or listened to one of their songs?! obviously no! they’re gonna grow to be 9 feet?! do they have gigantism or something? God bless you for giving me the best laugh of my life. for your information Tokio Hotel is going to Japan on 15th of December. go there and stop them … they might the whole japanese population!!!
    only a sick, twisted mind high on some kind of drug can think of things like that. did you Gustav schafer, the drummer of the group attends church every sunday? Bill, your anti christ wears a cross. how come he doesn’t show any reaction to wearing crosses? Tom likes chocolate, only Bill doesn’t like it very much. they’re gay? so are you! you have fantasized these boys and written a whole blog about them! who’s the psycho now?
    rock is demonic, how about CHRISTIAN rock bands?! are they demonic, too? if you wanna know, I’m alive because of tokio hotel. I’m sane because of tokio hotel. I was so depressed a year ago that I almost committed suicide. yeah, a sin. it was then that I started listening to their songs and found friends who were fans of tokio hotel. I saw how these twins, against all odds and taboos created by people like you continue doing what they love best I thought why should I give up? my life turned over and now I’m a happy normal person. you want a new idea, go listen to black veil brides! they will give you more ideas to bag them! my God! how stupid can people be?!!!

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      You should join me in prayer for poor Japan. God only knows how many Japanese people that band has already sacrificed during the night they have been there.

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      • Japan doesn’t need your kind of prayers. you should thank the lord for amount of money they’ve donated to help Japan.

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  • Tokio Hotel is satanic? Whoever wrote this is fucking stupid.

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  • ViktoriaKaulitz

    It made me laugh so hard!!!!!! LOL, iF THEY’RE CONQUERING THE WORLD I’M SO IN!!!

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  • I’m not even a fan of Tokio Hotel musically and know better than to assume anything said in this article is truth.

    You’ve got a band of people that sing about life, love, and friendship and nearly all claim to be religious…and you’re trying to prove that they are detrimental to the minds, morality, and health of children and teenagers?

    For a second there I thought I was on The Onion on accident. At least now I know that this entire website is a joke, as this has to have been one of the funniest fake-news stories I have ever read.

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  • On a side note, I thought you should know that the religion that has grown into satanism does not even worship Satan, nor promote the worshipping of Satan.

    Not that that is even relevant at all since 3 of 4 members have publicly claimed to be religious or Christian.

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    • See this interview:

      http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/11/17/new-interview-tokio-hotel-talks-religion-worshipping-tom-kaulitz-and-david-hasselhoff/

      The antichrist claims to believe in a vague higher power out there, perhaps, and he is indubitably not talking about the Christian God, which he calls “for other people”, but about the one who was cast from heaven, his progenitor, Lucifer the Light Bringer. In infernally canine fashion his twin claims to worship himself, the way dogs lick themselves, and then the antichrist joins in, claiming he does the same. Zoophilia and incest are not part of Christian worship, as your Bible will tell you.

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      • 1 – Dogs lick themselves too stay clean; if you haven’t noticed they can’t exactly run themselves a shower.
        2 – Tom and Bill were being something which I like to call sarcastic; perhaps you haven’t heard of it, I don’t know and I WON’T JUDGE.
        3 – I’m pretty sure Incest and Bestiality, is wrong in pretty much all cultures and beliefs; including yours.

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  • I’m betting the person writing this is a meth head.
    get a life and stop bashing good bands.
    Also, its a bunch of bullshit that they are the ‘anti christ’
    If they truely are, which is highly not true.
    All their fans would still be their fans.

    but then again, maybe we are just not so brainwashed and cracked out like this author seems to be?

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  • okay okay hold on a second here. thi is why i cant stand fucking religious people you take the true words of the bibal and twist them. tokio hotel are an amazing band as well as the other bands you critisize. and the twins are not barely 18 there 21. and bring this back to religion you can not say there is a god. i dont believe in huim but im nbot gonna go critizize other peoples relgion cause of it. and you can not say there is a god it could all just be a legand. so do us all a favor and stop critisizeing the music that other people listen to just because youre a catholic. i also find this article racist as i am German.

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  • What on earth is WRONG with you? I’m christian, and Tokio Hotel’s my favourite band. I’ve listened to them for 2 and a half years now, so I’m pretty sure I have the right to say they are NOT satanic at all. Different people have different beliefs, it doesn’t mean they’re beasts destined for hell. And you know what? Maybe YOU’RE the beast, for wishing such cruel intentions to these innocent PEOPLE. Honestly you make me sick. You’re wasting your life away zoning into the bible. You’re probably going to end up dying unhappy and unsatisfied. And yes, I’ve read the bible a few times. I don’t dedicate my life to it. I’ve always been a bit of a rebel in anything I do. Because people who follow every single rule are boring. You probably think Justin Bieber’s an angel, don’t you? I’d like to hear you say this to Tokio Hotel’s faces, and their fans. I’d also like to see your facial expression when we’d all laugh at you.

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  • OMG, I’m not satanic but I don’t believe in God anyway. This is the most stupid text I’ve ever read, like really. Tokio Hotel aren’t satanic, ok? they believe in God actually, and the logo is a combination por the T(okio) and the H(otel). Go fuck yourself

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  • Doggy Mc Doggy

    I don’t like chocolate. WOOOOOOW, I’m a dog!

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  • First and formost, if bill is the anti-christ then I am in love with him and wish to have his children. You can say all you want about this band but it will still no change the fact that they are popular. Their music isn’t devil music, it help teens go through things that they do not wish to talk about. I get you think you’re superior to everyone else because believe in god and what not, but that doesn’t give you the right to slash this band. And if rock music is devil music then look at your own religions music, you have heavy metal bands who are Christian. You didn’t do your research so your point is unveiled. If you can into this augment with proof and or facts then maybe some one would be on your side, but since you did what every other bible heavy Christian does, you misconstrue what the bible says. If we’re created in gods image, then I sure as he’ll don’t want to meet him. He’s just a stuck up asshole.
    And also, since you know nothing about this band you shouldn’t be speaking of them. These men lve what they do and enjoy do so.
    What’s worse I’m only 18 and I’m more mautre than you are.

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  • “Has God forsaken us? Do not doubt Him. God counts on the strength of our belief in Him, God trusts us to keep ourselves safe. Do not disappoint Him, and pray.

    Really? God taught us not to judge your equals, “Only God can judge me”. I think you’re a fucking failure at his eyes.
    I won’t comment long in this like every fan would, I’m just saying – this is not shocking me, you’re not the first one making ridiculous, pesky rumours about them. This is actually funny. Now go slice your throat, go.

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  • Hey, men… what have you been smoking? Share!

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  • It is completely ridiculous to beieve that Tokio Hotel is satanic. You should get your facts straight before posting something like this. “The two other members of the band are rumored to be incapable of human speech” Both Georg ad Gustav are capable of speech. If you had watched any interviews with the band you would know this. And the Tokio Hotel symbol is a combinnation of T and H it has nothing to do with any Satanic symbols. Monsoon and 1000 Oceans are songs about love and the fact that you would do anything for the person that you love. Maybe if you people got your noses out of the bible you would realise that Tokio Hotel is just a regular band not some satanic group.

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  • Fucking Batman

    Well I just love how the writer of this article is CLEARLY a moron, Tokio Hotel is a great band and not even Satanic, so the person who wrote this should get to actually listen to Tokio Hotel, or just shut their ugly faces, ’cause I happen to love Tokio Hotel, and their songs have gotten me through some rough times. And I’m pretty sure like EVERYONE can agree with me on this BILL AND TOM NEVER HAVE OR WILL EVER HAVE A TWINCEST(INCEST), They are amazing people and help everyne who listens to them in some way. So until you get the facts straight, Shut the fuck up. (:

    Thanks and have a really great day.

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  • You sound so smart and intellectual. but you are by far the most ignorant person. I read this article completely. and i practically fell off my chair laughing.

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    • That is exactly what I thought about this woman! She sounded so intelligent, like she knows everything, but in truth… Sigh, I don’t even have the words to express just how sorry I feel for her. Her beliefs have swamped her and damaged her soul into thinking that she is ACTUALLY right.

      May the kind Hand of God come down to guide her to brighter places, for He does not judge we who make mistakes, He loves us all, even if we (read: this extremely unfortunate, confused woman) are disillusioned enough to think that harmless music is “Satanic”. I put my full faith in Him to correct your bastardly ways and help you seek forgiveness from those you have enraged with your illusions of Satanic grandeur. He will save you from the flames of Hell, Lurlene. Let Him help you.

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    • By the way, I laughed every few seconds while reading this article. It’s so delightfully funny and amusing! Lurlene managed to insinuate some of the most ridiculous phrases I have ever heard. Like “demon gay bomb”, for example. XD

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      • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

        I was not being flippant. As our military well knows, infecting people with the gay is effective strategy to conquer foreign soil, or in this case, immortal souls. Check your facts here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm

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        • Oh my lanta…… BEING GAY IS NOT A DISEASE PEOPLE! IT’S NOTHING LIKE THAT AT ALL! It’s not like i can go up to you, touch your arm and make you gay. It’s not like someone of your sex could come up to you, kiss you, and make you gay! IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! Being gay happens one of two ways: You’re born like that (my case) OR you have an absolutely HORRID experience as a child that makes you not like that gender anymore. It’s not an infection, it doesn’t spread through the air. Gays have always been around, whether you know it or not. Did you know that Elanor Roosevelt was gay? How about Alexander the Great? Or Socrates? or Lord Byron? Andy Worhol? Michaelangelo? Leonardo Da Vinci? Julius Caesar? Augustus Caesar? Queen Anne? James the first? Marie Antoinette? Pope Benedict IX? Pope John XII? Aristotle? Did you know that in Roman Times it was normal for a man to have a young male ‘partner’ before he was married to a woman? So tell me lady, id it was ok for our ancestors to be gay, why isn’t it ok for US to be gay?

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  • Lady you are so demented I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re the antichrist. Okay first off, get your facts right about this band! Second, they’re not satanic… you want satanic bands? Look up one of Cradle of Filth’s songs. Its a satanic song. Third, what does being German have to do with anything? Great you psychopath, you think that America’s the surpreme country? Take a look at half the stuff in your life. Guess what? It’s GERMAN! And I would say you’re no better than they are. You’re probably a slut who thinks that by going to church on Sunday makes you pure or something. Guess what? Doesn’t work that way. Oh, its also because of things like this that I claim no religion; I know I’ll be in heaven because I have faith in God. No religion is better than the other and I just wish you Christians saw that.

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  • OMG HOW HARD DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK THE BIBLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS BULLSHIT?

    :prepares lube:

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  • This is by far the most ridiculous I’ve ever read. I’m not a fan of this boys, but my twinsister is and we are still Christians. We still believe in God. She still does.
    My sister and I feel eachother too. I always know how she is and if there’s something wrong, I know what. I just feel it. It’s the same way for her. Does that mean we are devils too? I’m sorry, but we see it as a special gift, given by our Creator, our Lord: God!
    I read enough about these boys in magazines from my sister, and I’ve never ever read anything disturbing. The lyrics are about love, friendship and standing up for yourself. The hairstyle part actually made me laugh out loud. Growing horns? This is not Harry Potter or Narnia, this is Earth and Life. People don’t grow horns. Why be so against four German boys, just trying to make music, instead of writing an article about psycho’s who murder, rape and more horrific things? There’s War everywhere, people are killed because they are dedicated to a religion, children are being kidnapped, people are being raped, murderers everywhere. There’s hate, racism, and so on.

    By writing this kind of articles, you make Christians and Christianity look so silly and ridiculous. I’m sorry, but this was really sad.

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  • im a christian. i dont know what that means in your mind; but to me, it means being kind to EVERY living BEING (not human!) that there is and encouraging them to join the loving family of christians. but i see that not all of us are ‘loving’. a lot of christian people are worse than agnostic or athiest people (bill and tom are agnostic, not satanists). they force their beliefs onto people and call tehm names- things like ‘burn in hell’ or ‘die devil’

    i firmly believe in five things (in order) : God, family, friends, education, and expression through music, no matter what religion you are. i love gay people, lesbians, bisexual, heterosexuals, christians jews, muslims, asians,african americans, native americans, spanish people, EVERYBODY! everybody deserves gods love! i do not believe bill and tom are demons. i never will, and even if they were i would give them a chance – because everyone deserves a chance. and EVERY christian should believe in that.

    you are not a true christian if you are going to go around lying about people.

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  • Fuckheads.

    You just call everything you don’t like ‘Satanic’ because you’re too much of a pussy to attempt to understand it.

    …Not that you could if you tried. It’s only the stupid ones that get deluded into bsing their life around ‘Him’, ‘God’ or whatever.

    Oh, and God doesn’t exist. If only you would realise that and stop wasting your life dedicating it to him, because you’re not going to get another one.

    (And by the way, don’t tell me to repent, or pray for god to ‘have mercy on my soul’ – If your bible fairytales were true, I would rather be in hell with the murderers and the ‘satanic’ metal musicians, than stuck in heaven with all you religious twats. Believe me, it’d be a HELL of a lot more fun.)

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  • LOL at you all, bunch of brainwashed cunts. This is exactly why I can’t stand religions, they all try to brainwash people telling them what to think. I believe in God, don’t get me wrong, but religion=crap.

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  • This made me laugh so much for the main reason is that its lies.
    There my favourite band because I love there music.
    I’ve been baptize, I believe in god and go to church (have since I was young)
    However there no need to be mean and talk lies, Research the next time :)

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  • seriously people. your religion isn’t doing anything but embarrassing you. You might want to consider the fact we live in 21st century,and start minding your own business and leave writing ignorant articles alone. I see your god didn’t really update you in the world of music. ever heard of metal and goth? You might want to check out that music to see what satanic is. or you are too afraid to do so?
    I assume you also have no life,when you have time analyzing stuff like this. Why don’t you spend your free time in church and save us all this nonsense.

    I do not believe in god but i will try to speak with your language: I doubt god would create anything that he doesn’t like. by dissing these people,you are insulting god’s taste,better clear your soul now,we do not want to end up in hell,do we? ;)

    why am i wasting time here? better go enjoy the life that god gave me

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  • there,there another ignorant in the crazy world of religion

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    • That was beautiful xD

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    • Tokio Hotel FUR IMMER!!!!!!!!

      I applaud you House .gif user! INGENIOUS! house agrees, bill und tom are sex on sticks!

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      • Are you implying that they will be crucified for your sins?

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        • just do you know she was implying that they are very sexually attractive, you know? where human we have sex drives no matter how hard you like to act like we don’t?

          Oh and when Tom says he “worships himself” as you say, Its sarcasm and pride in himself k?

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        • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

          Or she was implying that they are SEX GODS!

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  • Thank you for making me laugh today, fuckheads.
    I’m going to send it to my friends and then I think we won’t eat chocolate because were dogs. Then we’ll go publicly masturbate in lesbian bars. -.- You just go fuck yourself.

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  • Okay. I have listened to Tokio Hotel for over five years now. I have yet to hear any satanic reference in any of their amazing songs. You are the kind of person that makes me hate religion. Get off your high horse. What does it matter? Just because you think their music is awful or that the twins are evil, doesn’t mean that it’s going to cause people to hate their music. I love Tokio Hotel. I love each member because they are amazing guys. The twins are not evil and there is no such thing as the Antichrist. That’s right. I don’t believe in any of that bullshit. It’s people like you who make me so sick because you think you are “good Christians”. If you were a good Christian you would not judge because of looks and fan following. You are not God and you are not a messenger of God. You will be the one burning in Hell for even writing such judgmental and hurtful things about two men that you don’t even know. I know all about the bible and I went to church. I no longer know what to believe in and that’s fine with me. I don’t need ignorant people like you or anyone else shoving religion down my throat. You can tell me I’m going to burn in hell or whatever and if that is true I’ll be the one laughing because you are not going to heaven. Just get over yourself you fucking bible beating retard.

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  • Hello minnions, No tokio hotel is not apart of wonderful after life and nor shall they ever be! they are much to awesome for my army. I have condemed them to an eternety on earth causing hell and burning down you “Faithful” cities. Muahahahahahahahahah

    Sincerly
    Damian Satan (aka. Bowser) lol

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  • This is bullshit. God is bullshit, too. Just because they look pretty damn good doesn’t mean their fuckin’ devils. Get your head’s on straight.

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  • You know, it’s people like you that make it hard for people like me to believe in God. How is it that God would let people live in such ignorance, like you obviously do. If you took a minute to look without judging, and really see what this band does for people all around the world, you might actually understand something about them. But that’s not how you bible-thumping Christians work, now is it? If something is the least bit different or unconventional from how you think it should be, you pounce on it like wolves, ripping it to pieces with your ill-thought, nonsensical arguements. Honestly, it’s people like you who should be described as hellish hounds, because you sit there and degrade people with misquotes from your precious bible like tomorrow is Armageddon. What’s wrong with you? I thought religion was supposed to be sharing an equal love for your God, lending a helping hand to those in need, and spreading the word of your faith. Not shoving it down other peoples throats like a hot poker, spewing out hate like it’s nothing. I could be an Athiest and be a better person than you. Every member of Tokio Hotel, and all the other people you hate are human beings, they’re not invincible to the words you say. And I think that it’s completely horrible and unchristian to say things like that about a person you don’t even know, much less can judge. It’s not like you’re perfect. You probably have demons in your past, but you just keep them hidden and continue to preach like you’re Jesus himself. People like you make it so hard to believe or love God. If there is a God, and he praises and rewards people who scream hate into the faces of other human beings, I’d rather go to hell.

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  • This article is literally the most disgusting and ignorant thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. Of all the rock bands out there, Tokio Hotel is the demonic one that’s trying to corrupt and take over the world? Don’t make me laugh. You’re clearly misinformed. I mean, there are bands that I don’t like but I’ve never gone as far as trying to prove that they’re the Antichrist.
    You’ve really wasted a lot of time writing this in a pitiful attempt to shove your little religion down people’s throats. In the end, you’re the one who looks stupid. Nothing you say is going to stop a big fan of Tokio Hotel from loving them. I’m living proof. :D

    So to sum it up, go fuck yourself. You dumb cunt.
    “God” bless. :)

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  • Hallo,
    This is for the person that took her time to write this article.
    My name is Bill Kaulitz, I am the frontman of Tokio Hotel.
    Whether you belive me or no is your choice.

    I only read a few bits of your article because it was brought to my attention by my friend. I am not satanic. I am not religious – meaning i do not believe in your god… but i also do not belive in your devil. I was raised in a very religious home actually.

    I would appreciate if you remove this article or state that it is a matter of personal opinion and not fact. Thank you.
    My management has been alerted.

    Bill Kaulitz
    http://www.tokiohotel.com/de/
    http://www.myspace.com/tokiohotel
    http://www.twitter.com/tokiohotel
    http://www.facebook.com/BKaulitzOfficial

    Feel free to contact me at any of those sites if you wish to argue more. You will be recieving mail from my management soon. This is very upsetting.

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  • I am the ruler of the under world! I will eat your soul! (oh and also me and ozzy and acdc, twisted sister, def lepord lol bring it bitches!)

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  • Fourth Commandment: “Remember the Sabbath day.” lol read this… The Jewish Sabbath is Saturday, not Sunday. According to the Biblical application of the law, millions of Americans deserve capital punishment.

    dumb shits lol

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    • this thing is also funny you know since christian are not supposed to works sunday(saturday depend of what side you sit on ) but the Priest pastor reverend they work on sunday/saturday

      so technically they don,t do what they preach

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  • Uhmm….Anton LaVey is my Great-grandfather :)
    And it is against the beliefs in the teachings of “Christianity” to speak falsely against thy neighbour…..Go read the Ten Commandments ;)

    Christians are to NEVER judge people. Your always supposed to be LOVING towards anyones reguardless of religion or beliefs or lack there of.
    So technically you are also going against “GOD” ;)

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  • PS: TokioHotel is my fave band and has been since 2006 ;)

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  • AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH bullshits. oh my this article made me laugh

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  • Omg, how dare you people talk sh*t about the band who saved my life.
    They really saved my life, without their music I wouldn’t be here.

    I’ve always been bullied really bad, it was everyday by almost everyone. I’ve thought a lot about killing myself so it would finally stop. So I could finally have some peace in my life.
    Luckily I wasn’t mentally strong enough to put myself to it.
    When I was 14 I first heard songs from Tokio Hotel and it changed my life.
    I have been bullied for almost my whole life ’till then, I really couldn’t take it anymore.
    But the songs from Tokio Hotel made me strong, it sang to me that I shouldn’t gie up. Fight to be myself.
    The bullying became worse, but I was finally myself and I was proud of who I bacame. I still am!

    If they weren’t there at that moment, I would have found the strength to kill myself.

    So shut the fuck up and be nice to them!
    They’re HEROES!

    Sorry for any bad grammar, I’m Dutch.

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  • That so pathetic, a religious marionettes in search of reputation for his DUMB page…

    Stupid♪ religious ツ 凸

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  • Oh and By the way there is a christian Band who actually preached hates toward other country so are they satanist They said God is their savior but are nnot the savior of lesser human being ( and I think they named jews and muslim )

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  • So i’m catholic and i believe in God, i pray and go to church whenever possible but this article is pure ignorance. I seriously HATE so called good cristians that think rock or pop or anything is satanic. You should be open-minded and stop writing this kind of articles because it’s pure ignorance, but also disrespect to the band, their families and the fans.

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  • Lurlene, with all the greatest respect.. i think your an absolute complete utter twit!! As for you Stephenson Billings, Get a grip and stop being so freeking prejudice! Talk about judging before knowing, have you ever even listend to Tokio Hotel? Seen these guys in person? Know them? … im gonna go with a big fat NO!!

    You both are clearly reading something completely fictional and taking it as instant truth before stopping and using your given brains to realise the facts before you go opening your mouths and judging away!!
    you can still respect the all mighty and listen to whatever you like, just because your differnt and NOT A SHEEP doesn’t make you part of Satan’s world!!

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  • Carol kaulitz-junkie

    To say that this article is disturbing is an understatement…and not about the band or its members, but you as the author…a hypocrit, a liar, a no-life horny woman who choses to live live by bashing others. You call yourself a Christian. You are the furthest thing from a Christian that I have ever witnessed.

    This article is absolute bullshit as any one who has listened to, seen, met or knows the band can attest to. You havent a fucking clue, but then I would imagine the rest of your life is probably lived that way. I think you really need to consider professional help.

    For someone who claims to fear Bill and Tom and the guardian ghouls (and here I thought the 2 G’s stood for Georg and Gustav), you certainly have done your homework or so you think. I bet that took quite a bit of digging and looking at photos presumably under the guise of doing your research for the article.

    For example, Bill being 10 inches taller than the other band members. Maybe you were too busy looking at other parts of his anatomy to notice the heels he was wearing. You did notice the large hands of Tom and Bill both, and we know what that means :p Maybe they have gotten your loins aroused and that is what has gotten your knickers in a twist and compelled you to write this crap. Maybe one of the ferociously heterosexual men you have witnessed is someone you long for and it got you jealous. Or is the attention they get, and the only way you could, was to lash out at them.

    If you had bothered to listen to their music and listened to their fans and how their music has helped them, you would know that they are about living life fully, about not being afraid, about overcoming darkness, about not letting people’s close-mindedness and bigotry get to you, and about finding love.

    If you know Bill and Tom at all, and I do, you would know that they are sweet, caring, loving people trying to live their lives, loving their family and friends, doing what they love, caring for the environment and animals, and giving back to their fans and society.

    Lastly, the God I know, would never condone what you have done. He would be kind not cruel. He loves everyone not only the ones YOU approve of. If anyone is acting like the devil, it is you. Maybe you need to read about what a being a Christian really means…then write about that.

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  • soo… this article was probably written by a cold frigid extremist menopausic woman which’s daughter is hotter than her, so she’s trying to ruin other daughters lives by brainwashing other parents.

    omg i laughed soo hard reading this,
    and Bill always wears a cross,ha.

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  • I’d like to know why people pin point them xD
    Because quite honestly, Lady Gaga is more “satanic” than them. She constantly promotes the upside down cross, which is a symbol of Satan.
    But of course, pick on the foreigners xD

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  • I think I love you Lurlene. Let us share hot, public lesbian congress in a downtown dyke bar next to a Tokio Hotel concert venue while we renounce God and call on the Dark Prince of Lies to aid us in our campaign against all that is good and right.
    And maybe, afterwards, we could bitch-slap some babies that I have chained in my dungeon. Bill and Tom could even join us if you swing to the Nephilim side of life.
    http://www.lpahsonline.com/file.php/1/Awesome_face_bigger.png

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  • I think I love you Lurlene. Let us share hot, public lesbian congress in a downtown dyke bar next to a Tokio Hotel concert venue while we renounce God and call on the Dark Prince of Lies to aid us in our campaign against all that is good and right.
    And maybe, afterwards, we could bitch-slap some babies that I have chained in my dungeon. Bill and Tom could even join us if you swing to the Nephilim side of life.
    Awesome_face_bigger.png

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  • Holy Biscuitshitters, Batman! I have no idea what the fuck a Tokyo Hotel is, but I’ve got to get in on some of this hot sweaty action! Yum.

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  • It is so cute to see an in fandom April Fool’s Day joke be taken so seriously. :)

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  • No matter how many times I read it, this article never gets old. (And I love the commenters who take it seriously.)

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  • Hmm… I wonder, does “false prophets” sound familiar?

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  • Most of what’s written above is all merely fiction. Has the author lied? Is that not a sin?
    Twisting reality sounds like “controlling an element” I would think. So where’s the truth in all the lies and bullsh. that’s written?
    Such a waste of time and so ridiculous. Everything here’s preposterous and must be some ploy to get attention as the author must know (since she’s dug up so much lies) that Tokio Hotel have got a huge fanbase who are Christians themselves and have not *gasp* been swallowed up by Satan. Sheesh.

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  • ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? You better be postive beyond all doubt before you go and call someone the anti-Christ, because God will be judging you someday for every idol word as well.
    If you were a real Christian, you would be saying, “Hey, these are two guys that need to be loved, prayed for and saved.” God does not work in the business of killing off people as punishment as he did before Jesus’s death. He LOVES Bill and Tom just as much as He loves you.

    And it is more than clear on more than one account that you have NO idea what you’re talking, the band is nothing like you say. They are changing lives for the BETTER. Back off and pay attention to what the Bible is really saying. This entire site needs closed down for it’s lies and cause of making Christians look deranged, deluded and out of the loop. Stop using God’s precious words in the same journal’s as you crazy, INSANE, mixed up stories.

    God bless and help you…and help me for getting so mad over your ridiculousness.

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  • …..Send me ONE interview where they “boast about their Godlessness”.

    “For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” Ephesians 6:12
    (Tokio Hotel are NOT spiritual forces, they are HUMAN BEINGS).

    AND

    “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.” John 3:16-17
    Jesus wants to give life and salvation to these guys, not condemn them.

    Do your research before you post lies all over the internet. And while this silly post may not be hurting the Kaulitz twins themselves (because no one is believing you), it is ruining the reputation of Christianity. Don’t you see how many people commented and said “This is why I hate religion”? Even if you have good intentions, you’re turning them away from God, instead of protecting them.

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    You are just making Christianity look like such an ignorant religion.

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  • i think you’re the one who’s having serious problems. why is that you know so much of the satanic stuff? you study them? or you’re one of them yourself?

    you’ve no right to say that they are anti-christ or even satanic. who are you to judge?

    ‘there is no mistake that they are Nephilim, the unholy offspring of a fallen angel and a human woman.’ ‘Both are very tall and have unnaturally large hands, with Bill, the more powerful, towering over everyone in the band by a difference of at least ten inches.’
    what’s wrong of being tall? you say you’re an American. i bet you ain’t short either. it’s probably the genes. so are you blaming the DNAs now? and how could you say such awful things? so you meant that the Kaulitz twins father is a fallen angel and their mother has a pair of unholy offspring? don’t you think she’ll be devastated if she sees this? don’t you think you’re way to ridiculous to say such things that EVEN YOU YOURSELF CAN’T BE SURE OF!!!

    Tom has repeatedly been seen guarding Bill, this is what we call ‘brotherly love’. this is how we protect our siblings, even friends. if this is wrong then the whole world is full with satanic siblings or rather lovers and whatsoever you wanna call them.

    if you even bother to listen to their music, you’ll know how important they are to the fans and me. they help people, taught us to live every second, their songs have help us go through difficulties and not afraid of people like YOU!!

    if you get to meet Bill and Tom, you’ll realize how nice they are. they care much about the fans and the society. they’re even animal lovers, if you ever notice.

    FYI, they’re going to Japan on 15th Dec which is this wednesday. if you’re so worried that they’ll conquer the poor citizen of Japan then try stopping them. i bet the citizens of Japan will be ‘glad’ that you ‘saved’ them.

    you’re nobody to judge anybody. go get a life!

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  • LMFAO this was HILARIOUS. Hey, get your facts right before you go judging people. Bill, Tom, Georg, and Gustav (who can ACTUALLY talk, i know, i thought they were trolls too) are amazing people who love animals, peace, love, and family. their music is against suicide, about love and peace, and it has helped sooo many people who thought they had no hope. their music has saved lives, which is probably more than what you could ever do.
    and btw, OHMYGOD Bill and Tom have crazy hairstyles! die demons, die die! and also, holy crap, THEY ARE TALL, THEY MUST BE DEMONS!!! i’m pretty sure there are a lot of other people who are 6’3″ with large hands, but hey, let’s kill them all because they’re taller and prettier than you’ll ever be ;]
    now excuse me while i go “repent” my sins for saying all this :D i honestly hope you find some sort of love and peace in your life, because obviously you’re missing out on something to make you this crazy person. get some professional help, seriously.
    love ya, Lurlene! :D

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  • ROFL. Funny dude. It’s so delusional that it’s so funny. LOL And dude, newsflash. Tokio Hotel fans can so have boyfriends. And Bill being gender confusing. Have you even seen Japanese, Korean and Taiwanese guys? Are you saying they’re all devils too? And a person being sick is the divine intervention? That’s just cruel. Isn’t it rule that we do no harm?

    okay.. And YOU have broken God’s commandments just in this article.

    third commandment:’You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

    You have clearly breaking this rule. Countless of times in this article. You have used His name to spread ignorance and judgement. You wrongly accuse these people of something you are not certain that they are and TWISTING the words of God to fit your delusions.

    ninth commandment: You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

    ARe you sure these boys are really what you say they are? have you seen this horns you speak of? Have you seen them communicating with the devil WITH YOUR OWN EYES?

    Remember the parable of the prostitute? The one where Jesus asked those who have not sinned to throw stones at her? You certainly did not understand that. Not one of us has the right to judge anyone. Not even if in our eyes they are sinners or ‘devils’ in yours.

    And look at what you’ve written. Don’t you think the devil might be using YOU to spread lies and deception regarding these boys? This article is a disgrace to Christianity. And YOU should be ashamed of yourself.

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  • I met Bill in 2008 and Tom this year.
    They are very kind, friendly, funny and helpful. I’m very glad I had the chance to hang out with them.
    Oh and Georg (the poor troll) can talk, just like Gustav. I know, it’s hard to believe. Met them at an ASP.
    But thanks for taking your time in writing such a long essay that made me laugh so hard that I had to wipe my tears away.
    Nothing but lies.
    But well, what else do you expect from christians, who only see all the bad things in other people instead of getting to know them in person and start being friends and enjoy life.
    I feel really sorry for you.

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  • haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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  • they can be ‘strange’ as you want, but they’re NOT satanic!

    they’re just the best band in the world u_u

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  • Thanks so much for this article. i almost choked to death because of my laughing ! Bill the Antechrist, it’s smthg i’ve never heard before. Well, must have a first to everything ! Say hello to god for me ;)

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  • Yeaaaaah, we’re all fans of the ANTECHRIST !!!

    Valui ad satanam invocandum
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    666 666 666 666 666 666

    Bill, the Antechrist, will win the war and millions of fans will fight by his side ! We’re the Satan Army and you can’t do NOTHING against us ! Hahahahahaaaa *satanic laugh*

    Stupid guys, you’re SO PATHETIC !! xD

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    • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

      That’s going a little far…

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  • wow i think this is very stupid im a christian but i dont tell other poeple that there family needs to die someone should have told the cops or something this women is not a true or right christian she is mad and all crazy

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      It is not my choice, but my hands are tied in this matter. The Holy Bible is very clear on this matter:

      “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” (Leviticus 20:27)

      Witches, having bartered their immortal soul for a ride on the devil’s tail, are already lost to the Kingdom of Heaven. Ending their wretched existence is a mercy.

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      • Omg, you’re sooo dumb.
        Really.
        I believe in wicca. So you can say I’m a witch.
        But there is a difference here.
        You have white and black magic, but a real wiccan does only the white and good magic. There is this rule of three wich says that everything you do comes back 3 times worse. So if you do something good, you get something good back, you do something bad. Well then you’re kinda doomed, but then again you shouldn’t have done that bad thing.
        Being a wiccan is also lovingthe nature and all the things the earth gives us.
        We don’tjudge people and we don’t hate.
        Hate is a disease.
        Once you hate someone, there’ll be more people you hate. Hate is never good.
        You don’t have to love or like someone, but at least let them be.

        I also know god loves everyone, ’cause he made us after his image or something? I don’t believe in the bible, but I went to a catholic school so I know what it’s about. And I know, that what you and this article are doing is wrong.
        Stop being so ignorant!

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      • from a christian to a christian for the women who made this your so wrong to be puting this imfornation into these teenagers minds and for you to be hating the satanists people god tells us to forgive not hate you are putting in tht you hate these people and that they should die for what they do and the shall burn in hell well dont you think you should to for telling this 15 year old girl her family needs to die and your being immature to put this on the internet if you care about there souls you wouldnt put it on the internet for everyone to see and make for of these children i mean really because what satisfieing result do you get out of this arguement your just causing more problems and more hate

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          Dear Katie, for the sake of your immortal soul I beg of you to seem spiritual assistance from your pastor at once. Your message is very disconcerting, I have never seen this level of lack of syntax, punctuation, and so on in anyone who was not possessed by a host of malignant spirits.

          I will pray for you.

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      • the people who made this website are probablly the same bitches that like to picket fence at soldiers funerals saying shit like god hates soldiers and god hates america guess what you fucking hippies america hates you soldiers are more important to god then you are so suck my big dick

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          You need a good exorcism, Katie. The cry for help in your comment is very clear; it was liberal eco-terrorist treehugger hippies who set the demons on you?

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          • you know what bitch you need a good damn excorsism cuz if you think that god hates america and soldiers your dumb

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          Katie, I think that you’re possessed by demons, as I mentioned before, but apart from that you’re also mistaking us with the Westboro Baptist Church. I can assure you that we at Christwire, unlike the Phelps family, do support our troops.

          If you came here looking for the Westboro Baptist Church, you took a wrong turn somewhere, you can find them here: http://www.godhatesfags.com/ (I am not sure if they do exorcisms).

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          • that shits funny

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          • Not sure you should so quickly dismiss the Phelps family and their church as allies. You may disagree with regards to the american soldiers but you still have lots in common. You both share the same extreme homophobia xenophobia racism and hatred towards all that disagree with your interpretation of the bible. You also both take it upon yourselves to judge the fate of your fellow man. I may not know every little detail of every single branch of Christianity but pretty sure that some variation of “judge not lest ye be judged” is a big part of most branches of Christianity. Another thing I believe is central to all forms of Christianity is that only God can judge a person’s fate after death and only God knows and can decide who is destined to go to hell and who is going to go to heaven. Therefore I ask you a simple question do you consider yourself God? If the answer is no than by your own religious beliefs you have no right to be damning people to hell as you have done on this website so I recommend you stop that. If the answer is yes, which I am guessing you are crazy enough to believe, I suggest you quickly seek professional help before you become a danger to yourself and society.

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  • this lady is smoking pot err somethin

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  • WTF ??? since when Bon jovi is satanic you idiots ?

    Satan doesn’t even exist ! we don’t have something as a satanic band !

    Joking me right ?

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      Jon Bon Jovi was seduced by the Evil One as a child, witness!

      Bon Jovi sings in “Homebound Train”:

      “When I was just a boy
      THE DEVIL TOOK MY HAND
      Took me from my home
      He made me a man . . .
      I’m going DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
      On the homebound train.”

      In Smash Hits magazine, Bon Jovi says: “. . . I’d kill my mother for rock and roll. I WOULD SELL MY SOUL.”

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      • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

        And I would sell my soul for a cure to schizophrenia. I would also sell it for Bill <3

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  • You ever stop to think it is YOU who has been brainwashed by evil? To spend so much time purposely trying to hate someone and to rip apart everything they seem to be? You ever stop to think it is YOU who are trying to recruit and brainwash others by using scare tactics? The only ‘evil’ here is the writer and believers of this drivel. Troll harder, spazz.

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  • Christianity is the biggest cult of them all.

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  • i love how everyone is taking this so seriously :p

    you all look like a bunch of idiots . its obviously made to mock them as a joke

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  • WTF?!
    Tokio Hotel are great, their music means something to them and their fans. So what if Bill has crazy hairstyles? And if he wears make up? Who actually cares! If he likes to dress like that then leave him too it. He isnt gay either, He denies this so many times! Just because he wears make up and currently doesnt have a girlfriend that automatically makes him gay? ermm NO! He’s waiting to find the right girl. Jeez.
    Georg and Gustav may be left in the background of the band but they are still just as important, And they can speak obviously. Its not their fault really if they hardly ever talk in interviews and such. I mean, they are in an interview with Bill and Tom… Those twins never stop talking :L
    Last off, I couldnt care less that they are from Germany. They are very nice people and deserve the success they have. And their music is awesome.. And i hope they do dominate the world… Because they are f**king amazing!

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  • I’m thinking that I would be embarassed if I was christian right now. I mean, I don’t even like Tokio Hotel, but that’s not a reason for start saying things like this. This is not just absurde, it’s also very serious acusations to do to other people, people that you (who wrote) don’t know. God once said “Love others as ourselves” and you are using words and His name for stupid and childish things.

    Lord, forgive them, they don’t know what they’re saying!
    -.-

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  • And Praise or Condemn??

    No one praises or condemnes, but God.
    Once again you’re using His words and His name in vain.

    Shame on yourselves.
    Grow up!

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  • You Christians are unholy stupid ppl.

    Your are not holy when you are pissed agains others!

    “Love your next neigthboor!”
    ;)

    You can see things like you want to see, but don’t be to sad, when you will see someday how wrong you are!

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  • Wow! If their Satanic i’m quite happy to go to hell

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  • Maybe it really would be a good idea for you to start checking your sources before writing an article plauged with mistakes and twisted truth….I found multiple errors.

    1. ” sunglasses to guard their unnatural eyes from the sun”. There are millions of pictures of the twins without glasses. They’re eyes are very nice, Asian looking. So unless you’re calling all Asian appearing eyes “unnatural” you’re not only being dramatic, but also racist.

    2. “The hotel refers to no steady life stead”. The HOTEL part in the their names comes from their life of traveling. Is traveling the world and living in many places evil? What about missionaries who travel from country to country, teaching people about God’s word?

    3. “Satanic rock bands like Bon Jovi, Twisted Sister, Led Zeppelin…” Those are not Satanic bands. In the least bit. They might not have lyrics about God, but that doesn’t make them evil nor does it make them satanic. I’m sure you don’t go around all day speaking of only Jesus. God gave us the freedom to sing and speak about many subjects and as long as those subjects are clean, we have nothing to worry about.

    4. “However, the power of these is nothing compared to what is coming across the ocean for our youth now.” Tokio Hotel’s fanbase is not as large as people assume. Plus, they have been quickly losing fans as of the last few years. Also, in American, the boys have more haters than fans.

    5. “going by the suspiciously conventional names of ‘Bill’ (rumored to be the Antichrist) and ‘Tom’ ” The twins are named Bill and Tom due to the fact their mom wanted short and easy names to say since she was having twins. The boys were born before the Berlin Wall was opened in 1989 in East Germany…A lot of East Germans, wishing to be in another place tended to name their children English names. Bill rumored to be the Antichrist? I saw that. On a random discussion board, although that article didn’t have quite as many false truths as this one. The Bible says the Antichrist will come in a form as a political. Bill’s not a politicial. It also states everyone will love him and he will not like women. Bill has many haters, and he is heterosexual.

    6. “both twins have boasted their Godlessness in interviews and claim to be their own religion.” In the most current interviews at least Bill (I’m sure if Tom joined him in this. But if not, we don’t call un-Christian people satanists and evil…that will turn them away, we are supposed to pray and show Christians are more than they are stereotyped to be.) has stated his growing thoughts on religion and the fact there is a God somewhere out there.

    7. Their symbol. Their symbol looks nothing like the satanic image you posted. Someone could take anything and twist it into that sign (they could the lines in the American flag for intense) you could also twist the bands’ symbol to look like a cross, a nazi sign, or a flower.

    8. “but there is no mistake that they are Nephilim, the unholy offspring of a fallen angel and a human woman” May I ask, what are you thinking there? It makes me wonder if this whole article is a sick joke.

    9. “Both are very tall and have unnaturally large hands, with Bill, the more powerful, towering over everyone in the band by a difference of at least ten inches.” I have very tall people in my family with large hands. My family is far from evil. Being tall is a GENE and large hands is a common feature in human men. Bill does not tower over everyone by 10 inches. The man is 6’3” tall. “Quayle is correct the twins may grow to a height of over nine feet!)” Again…is this a joke?

    10. “Barely eighteen, both twins have been covered for years in piercings (deliberately inflicted holes in various body parts) and tattoos they got by defying their elders” Tom currently has three piercings and zero tattoos. Bill has now have about 8 piercings. I have 6, am I evil? Also, Bill’s tattoos all have good meaning, none of them even suggest evil.

    11. “nd have boasted getting drunk with the child welfare office, being wanted by the army, destroying private property, and taking the virginity of countless young girls, all before they graduated high school. ” They did not BOAST of being drunk. The LEGAL drinking age in Germany is lower than in America. Are you against drinking?….Jesus drunk wine. The twins have never been wanted by the army and I’m not sure what you mean by “destroying private property”. Again, Tom is a very hard headed, sarcastic male. He may have played with females some but not as much as he says, also Bill has never stated whether or not he has had sex. Don’t put words in people mouths. The twins did not graduate high school.

    12. “Most sinister is that none of these girls were ever heard from again, as if the earth swallowed them up after they got too close to the hellish twins.” Is this serious?
    ….
    I really could go on, but I don’t want to taint my mind with knowing there are so called “Christians” out there like the person who wrote this article. It makes me sick to my stomach…

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    • I completely agree with you..!
      I thought that this article was a joke.. xD
      and I L-O-V-E Tokio Hotel’s music.
      and I’m catholic and I’m going to have my confirmation next year…

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  • What?! What is this suppose to mean?! Come on, use you brain and think! Does this really fit? Is this possible? I’m shocked over this, and actually, this made me laugh too! I think this was hilarious! Come on, Tokio Hotel is not and will NEVER be a satanic rock band!!!! Say it, taste it and remember it!!
    Kiss my ass, Bon Jovi and Pink Floyd is NOT satanic either!!!!
    Love,
    Marie.

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      I am not familiar with the band called “Kiss My [unmentionable]“, but Pink Floyd are most definitely Satanic: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/devils_music.htm

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      • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

        Kiss my Ass, if it is the band I am thinking about, was the original name of KISS. The record labels wouldn’t let them call their band Kiss My Ass, so they left it at Kiss. Bon Jovi is not satatanic, and I am not a big fan of Pink Floyd, but they are not satanic either as far as I am aware.

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  • You wrote all this and you forgot to mention that in their song ‘beichte’ they speak directly to the devil? Seriously? Your investigation skills need some polishing. I’m happy to help you out though, since the gross of Americans (not all though, fortunately) are unable to learn a foreign language. (Beichte was never translated into English. I’m sure that fact will add to your argument that they’re hiding their true self better now.)

    “Hey devil come out, I’ve seen you, and have the hope you will understand me. Hey devil can you read my confession and talk that over with God? Please don’t be too mean to me, give me another chance or two, or at least let me be an angel in hell.”

    Also,

    “I’m honest even where it’s not fitting. And since my confession my pastor hates me.”

    I’m really wondering what you think of this, especially because they mention God as well. Not because I agree in the slightest with you, but because I find extremist people very interesting and I like to try to understand what on earth possesses them to actually believe this.

    Some more (fairly self-evident) facts for you. I’m going to take everything you say seriously for funsies.

    - They perform under the cover of the night indeed. But they hold signing sessions and go shopping during the day like normal human beings.
    - They have ‘hotel’ in their name because when on tour, they sleep in a lot of different hotels.
    - They wear sunglasses against the flashes of camera’s that can damage human eyes. (You actually think flashes can hurt a demons eyes?) They’ve gone out without glasses more than enough to proof their eyes are neither misshapen nor unable to handle sunlight.
    - They played at weddings at seven. They were not called devilish until after someone described their band (meaning all four, not just Bill and Tom) as ‘having a devilishly good guitar sound’. They copied that, they did not come up with it on their own.
    - There is nothing wrong with being gay. Even my religious family does not believe so. “You shall not lie with a man as with a woman” can technically just mean you shouldn’t have sex in the same position. Either way, none of them is (officially, I admit) gay and Gustav and Georg have a girlfriend.
    - Define demonic possession. In my eyes, you’re the one ‘possessed’, writing these hurtful, discriminating things about them and gay people.
    - I have heard the anti-Christ and Cerberus theory once before. IN A SATIRIC ARTICLE.
    - They have never claimed to have their own religion. They just don’t believe in yours, and extremist like you are to blame for that. They don’t have a religion, they just want happiness and love for themselves and the people around them. Sounds a lot better than wanting love and happiness only for a small group of people and damning fellow humans for something they cannot change.
    - Nephilim? No mistake? Proof it then.
    - They are not very tall by European standards. It’s not their fault Americans are small. In my country they are perfectly average.
    - TEN INCHES? Okay, now I’m suspecting you are a troll and this article is actually making fun of the website. (If it is, good job!!) Bill is basically an inch taller than his twin. His high heels however, make that seem like more. (He’s worn heels up to 5 inches. Funny that you haven’t mentioned that either, most haters do.)
    - I’d love to see Bill grow to 9 feet. He’d make a brilliant model. But since he hasn’t grown in a while now, I think this is going to be the point where you’re proven wrong.
    - They’re both 21.
    - Their elders fully supported their decision to get tattoos.
    - The welfare officer affair was a false rumour.
    - Yes, like every single male in Germany that turns 18, they were wanted by the army. It’s called conscription.
    - Destroying private property was another rumour. They never denied this, but it is widely believed it was a lie, spread to make they seem more like a real rock band.
    - No one ever boasted about taken anyone’s virginity. Tom did however boast about losing his virginity at a young age (14) which means he most likely had sex with a girl at school. (Not many believe him though because the twins were extraordinarily unpopular at school and often bullied.) Funny that you don’t assume he took the virginity of boys, considering he’s in a boy band who are always gay.
    - These girls were never heard from again because they don’t exist. An interview was given by a former girlfriend of Tom who said nothing had happened even though they were together for a while.
    - “He sows confusion in the loins of boys and men” this I will absolutely, 100% give you. This is completely true. He’s just THAT pretty. There are several examples even among very famous celebrities who had mistaken him for a girl. I personally use the word ‘siren’ from him because I think it’s very fitting.
    - Prayer won’t help. Once you’ve laid eyes on him, he will come back into your thoughts and dreams whether you like it or not. He’s gonna getcha… The only way to escape is by never looking at him. And since you’ve added pictures of him, everyone who reads your warning is already doomed.
    - Bills hair is very short now. It’s shaven down on the sides. His ‘horns’ would be clearly visible. The same goes for tom, his forehead is often completely visible.
    - They don’t hate chocolate. They absolutely LOVE chocolate fountains, something that was proven through video. They said they wanted one at their birthday which they probably did.
    - Where did Tom guard Bill from invisible things? Proof please.
    - I’ve never seen them do anything normal siblings wouldn’t. Proof please.
    - It has been suggested that they are lovers, but to brush their relationship off as mere incest would be a grave mistake. It transcends physical boundaries”. You need to lay off the fanfiction. Again, proof it.
    - The other two members have spoken during interviews, backstage footage and on DVDs. The twins are just a lot louder.
    - They did not meet a bar, but a club where the twins preformed. They were 11, so it was something like a kids disco.
    - No song says they can control the weather. They use it to represent emotion.
    - This is true, they don’t feel human. They feel alien and machine like, not wanting-to-damn-everyone-like. They don’t understand why humans hate so much. (Source: their song “Hey du”.)
    - Bill got a cyst on his vocal chords. That’s beyond common for singers, nothing mysterious about it.
    - Yes, because a culture is very different from yours it must be demonic. If that’s true, why are there any Christians there at all?

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    • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

      Well Beichte means confessions.

      Bill is having an inner struggle, and for some reason it sounds like he feels bad for the things he did, but then he acts like it is no big deal. But at the end he is still having a struggle, but then he gives up.
      There is nothing really Satanic about it. He feels that he is no longer good enough to speak directly to God, and that the devil is the only one who would hear it.

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  • is a lie !!!!! are not satanic or anything like that
    and symbols is also a lie.
    This symbol means “Tokio Hotel” TH bone together
    waltzes idiot. -.-

    i love tokio hotel SEA LO QUE SEA I POR ENCIMA DE KIEN SEA!!!!!!!

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  • bill is not gay OK!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      I did not say he is, I said he is the Antichrist.

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      • Bill isn’t the Antichrist, he’s just a 21 years old teen who is living his dream…

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        • It’s your word against the Lord’s. Which one do you think will will out on Judgment Day?

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          • Neither will count. The Apocalypse will come and there will be a war. Between Satan and your god. Satan will win and you will either be killed, forced into slavery, or run and hide like the coward you are. No, I’m not spouting crap (though it may seem like that to you.). This is what is to come. Not in this lifetime, but two lifetimes from now. You’ll still be the prick I expect you to be. And I look forward to that day.

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          • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

            Then we shallfind out on Judgement Day, shan’t we? ;) Can’t wait to walk on your ashes!

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  • So you’re suggesting that my girlfriend and I must die, not onlly because we’re Wicca but also because we’re two girls in a romantic relationship.
    You
    Will
    Burn
    In
    Hell!

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      If you repent now with all your heart the Lord will forgive.

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      • Are you saying she must break up with her girlfriend and be streight?
        That’s just plain stupid.
        If they love eachother they deserve to be together just like any other person/
        Being gay is not a disease you know, neither is it something they choose to be. They’re born this way, they’re just normal people they just like the same sex.
        It’s not against god or something ’cause it’s natural. Animals do it too you know.
        Again, don’t be so ignorant!

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      • What are you saying!… are trying to say that two girls must break up just because they are TWO GIRLS… and what they are in love and there’s nothing wrong about it what about the tolerance… with this kind of comments you’re only encouraging discrimination… and yes I’m straight and I’m catholic… you have to start being more open minded… and this article is so funny thanks for make me laugh!!

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        • Sisters in the Lord needn’t break up, there isn’t much in the way of fornication they can do anyway. But the Bible condemns their heathen “Wiccan” ways and they will burn in hell if they don’t give up on witchcraft.

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          • First of all:
            How DARE you call my way of life the way of a heathen!
            Second of all:
            Wicca is different from Witchcraft!
            Third of all:
            Witches don’t exist! the “spells” we Wicca perform are just as powerful as a “prayer” to your God!

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          • i forgot to mention, my girlfriend and I are not ‘sisters in the Lord’. She and I are lovers, we are WIcca and we worship the God and Goddess that watches over us.

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  • ok, I HAVE to point this out. The band’s ORIGINAL NAME was not Devilish. It was Black Question Mark. On top of that, Bill and Tom are catholic. If you look at a LOT of their pictures Bill is almost always wearing a cross. sometimes that cross is pretty big, showing his love of your god. Tell me, when did wearing a cross become a Satanist thing?

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    • oh and i must add, I’M A SATANIST. And no, it’s not because of Tokio Hotel. Hell, Tokio Hotel kept me from KILLING MYSELF twice. OH and another thing to condemn me for, I’M PANSEXUAL. AND I’M FUCKING PROUD OF IT. AND I’m into witchcraft. LET THE HATE COMMENTS BEGIN.

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      • Wow. That made me horny.

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        • thank you i guess :)

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          Jacky, horns are of the devil as should be clear from my article.

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          • Well, Lurlene, if you stop bashing on people BEFORE you get to know them, maybe people who actually like them wouldn’t have to comment things that apparently make others horny. Hell, Bitch, you’re pretty much breaking commandments and God’s word by just posting this article. Thou shalt not Lie, remember? You’re lying by posting this article because the band, even though it doesn’t focus on religion AND it is all accepting (unlike YOU), is catholic. Get you FUCKING facts right the next time you FUCKING try to FUCKING post another goddamned article like this one.

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      • OH and listen to their song ‘Hilf Mir Fliegen’. That song is more religious than any of the shit i’ve heard more than HALF of the catholics I know preach.

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          We have enough foreign agitators in here, we don’t need their unholy Teutonic gibberish invading our ears. If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.

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          • Whoever said Jesus spoke English?

            Jesus was a Jew. And Jews speak Yiddish.

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          • That person happens to be quite right. Do you not know your own religion? Don’t you know that the Bible had to be Translated many times before it even came close to English?

            Isn’t that some form of, oh, I don’t know, BLASPHEMY?

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          • All the variations of language and speech is beautiful. None of it is gibberish, just because you cannot understand it does not make it the work of the devil. Speaking another language does not make you a satanist. In fact German is very beautiful language, and a lot of the English language happen to be made up of German words and phrases; if you look hard enough, you would know that the Bible has been translated from many different languages, to help people UNDERSTAND IT, so that the word of God could be spread throughout this world. The way people speak is NOT a method of deciding whether something is holy or unholy. P.S.
            Stop using the “If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.” excuse, Jesus didn’t speak it, he wouldn’t have even known about it. As LaPhantome and Bri so rightly pointed out.

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  • Renita Kaulitz

    This article is one of the main reasons why I refuse to believe in God. If you were a true Christian, like you say you are, you wouldn’t condemn a 15 year old to hell simply because she’s a fan of a band that YOU think is Satanic. I’m also a major fan of TH; have been since ’07. You truly believe this article is going to change that fact, that this article will convert me?

    Uh, no. It’s people like you that make this world even more fucked up than it already is. Who cares if they had tattoos and piercings at a young age and who cares that they drink and smoke? The laws in Germany are different than here in the States. You’re not going to sit there and undermine someone’s country, too?

    Nothing in this articles is going to change anyone’s minds about these guys or their music because it’s simply rubbish.

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  • this is all close-minded bullshit. i have known Tokio Hotel for only over a year. there is nothing, and i repeat NOTHING, demonic about Bill and Tom. i, myself, am a firm believer in the Lord, and Tokio Hotel’s music is all about love and the power that comes from loving another human being. “Love and Death” is about protecting someone you love until you die. “Pain of Love” is about how siblings may have their rivalry, they will still love each other. and so what if they are secretly gay? im bisexual and im not afraid to admit it, but if youre trying to force them to say they are gay so that you may “cleanse their souls”, well thats just immoral and wrong. He made (not just them but everyone) the way they are and are supposed to be. i can recall a certain prayer that my mother and grandmother repeat almost every day. “God give me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” would it be right to try and change someone? my priest teaches us that it is not holy, nor christian, to try and change someone. they must take that journey of change on their own. im not specifically taking sides on this. but as to explain the TH logo, it obviously symbolizes the initials of the band. it looks like a capital T and a sideways H-definately not a demonic symbol. Im not saying i am right or wrong. i am not saying that you are right or wrong. i am simply saying that this article is very over-exaggerated.

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  • Oh my goodness. I’m laughing so hard right now! Is this a joke? It has to be. This is closed-minded and moronic.

    Has the person who published this been living under a rock? Last time I checked it was not 1840 and most Americans had basic education. And social awareness… This falls under the category of plain ignorance.

    (You better watch out, the “demon gay bomb” is coming for you next. :) )

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  • Marry me and have sardonic babies with me.

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  • Oh my Lord XD

    You’re so pathetic. I don’t even know how you can turn a Book so sacred as the Bible full of love into using it to condemn crimes such as murders. You are fucked up, psycho, you should be the one to die. I’m sure the High Lord will forgive you. Except if your hands are already tainted with blood.

    Us fans, we are like an army. Don’t try play with us. The Band is almsot as important to us than family. And God told us to care for the one we love. You have no life, no one to love and for that I’m sad for you. You’re nothing to us just a pathetic joke of a woman.

    God bless Tokio Hotel, only He gave them this wonderful fate !

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      The Lord Jesus Christ asks us to RISE UP AND KILL! those that are offensive to him, even if they are our own parents.

      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

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      • Uh, death threat much, Lurlene? You know you could be arrested for saying that, right?

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      • “Rise and kill (even if they are your parents)”? Isn’t God a god of mercy, love and forgiveness? Doesn’t the Bible tell us that God loves all, even the lost ones? That he tries to help them back on the way to heaven and that in the end it will be clear if they listened to him or not? Also, the 5th commandment wants us to honour our father and our mother. Not kill them.
        You can’t judge people only by their actions and looks, for you don’t know what’s in their mind. You can walk on the street and see people covered in tattoos and piercing. I bet you’d judge them as satanic, while these people can be the best christians alive. And I know, for some people in my church are like that.
        Just stop being so damn ignorant.

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      • NO I DIDN’T! CUNT SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Geez, from here on out, you have no mouth or fingers, your legs will be stitched open and you’ll be forever a fuck toy!

        - God.

        P.S. That Rosie O’Donnell look is so late 90′s. Get a haircut, cunt.

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      • That contradicts the fourth and fifth Commandments.

        Also, when referring to Jesus with a pronoun, that pronoun is to be capitalized because you are talking about Him.

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  • DEVIL LOVER. YEAH. A TH FAN BABY

    I’m joining their demonic army! XD and you wont stop me. oh btw. Im going to listen to highway to hell. X) catch you in hell..byeee. XD

    oh.. btw. all of the TH fans are going to hear bout thisssss. :) catch you later. XD

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      Your legion of fanatics who’ve given up their immortal souls for this band will not shake my belief.

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      • DEVIL LOVER. YEAH. A TH FAN BABY

        you know mate, you think your god is so much better than everyone elses.

        You make up the percentage of uneducated, self-upping, morons of the world. get real. I was going to leave ya alone after I posted my last comment. I mostly did it out of a joke. and my pal Bernadette who was awesome enough to post that awesome comment under mine was right. you’re a bitch. who apparently has no brains. Thank your so called vindictive “god” that you’re lucky your ignorance and pure stupidity makes up about 99.9 percent of your brain, cause if I was to use anymore big words on you, I think you might end up having a brain tumor.
        get real. god doesnt hate his children. he wouldnt smite them, or hurt them in anyways. i may not be christian, catholic or a fundamentalist religious sect, but I sure as hell know that he wouldnt condemn people who have different beliefs. what you wrote to that fifteen year old took the cake. her family shouldnt be condemmned. You should. I really hope god forgives you because of your uneducated beliefs and your blatant disrespect to everyone else.
        oh by the way, your proof holds no water on them. I met the boys only this year, in person. Bill was so sweet, Tom was funny, and the Gs were the nicest guys in the world. and dont you dare say that they are lying to me.
        even if they were, I’d still join their so called “demon” army. cause at least we’re waging a war on stupidity.
        Grow a pair, get some common sense in your thick headed skull and I will be laughing when the fans find out who’s the idiota sitting on her fat arse and typing bullshit.
        adios. and have a lousy day.

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          You’re blaming me for what is clearly stated in the bible: “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” (Leviticus 20:27)

          It’s not my fault that you liberals ignore the hard parts and use liberal translations to promote things that are clearly abominations, the Bible tells us so. I bet you eat shellfish, heathen.

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          • DEVIL LOVER. YEAH. A TH FAN BABY

            I eat shellfish and fundamentalist religious believers for breakfast. I dont diss the bible but thats utter BS when I see one.
            wowwwwwwwwwww. let a witch die. that’s what satan would have said.

            you pompous twat. get real. what is this? the crucible?
            if you wish others to die. you’re like a religious serial killer.

            man.. your brain must be full of crack or some weed. but I digress. probably you’re on both.

            yeah! i blame you for your idiocy. kill a witch. that goes against the seven testaments that God placed on us to follow.

            don’t kill other people.
            does it ring a bell or is your head so full of BS.

            got any other more “fantastic” BS excuses you’re going to throw me? cause everytime I see your replies. I laugh. it’s the biggest joke of the century since Australia had a micronation called the Principality of Hutt river.

            you can try and you can try. but nothing you will say will ever affect us.
            oh, by the way, I showed my Professors this site, especially the Religious studies professors this site and this article. they all laughed. some looked at me and asked me “is this for real? this is utter BS.” we used your article for our political studies class. oh btw. majority of the class are TH fans. we laughed for hours.

            oh, btw. i dont give a flying half fuck if you’re going to say I’m a heathen.
            take your hitler like views, and shove them up your arse way up high that it basically poisons you.

            I’m just pretty hopeful that god will smack some common sense into your head.
            or better yet, i hope he forgives you for your idiocy. have an awful day filled with black cats that cross your path, mirrors that break and children who teepee your house with toilet paper.

            ps: what’s your problem with shellfish anyway? they taste good. sad thing you cant ever eat it. ;)

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          • Why not also sell your youngest daughter into slavery, kill anyone that works on the sabbath and stone your brother for planting different crops side by side or burn your mother or anyone else for wearing garments of differing threads cos all those rules and more like them are in your bible along with thou shalt not suffer a witch to live and homosexuality is wrong.
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-zhNiGlogQ&feature=related (yes i know the clip is from the west wing but all those rules genuinely exist) Also as you are obviously living your life by every little rule in the bible I hope you don’t wear the garments of a man. God doesn’t like it when women wear trousers and the likes

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        • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

          The fact that you know the Antichrist’s lyrics by heart and don’t know your Bible at all is very disheartening. I have no doubt that 2012 will bring the Rapture, it can’t come fast enough to cleanse God’s creation of all you sinners who wear mixed fibers.

          Leviticus 11:12 on the consumption of shellfish: “Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.”

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          • Don’t just judge and say things about my best friend even though you don’t know her. She’s an Atheist but at least she’s really nice and has her heart in the right place. If you actually played enough attention, you’ll actually see that you are quoting the book of Leviticus, which is part of the old testament, and the old is incomplete without the new. When Jesus became man and gave his life for us, Jesus, the one perfect God-man, came to offer the pure, complete and everlasting sacrifice to remove, atone, and make eternal payment for our sin and give up eternal LIFE!

            The Bible teaches that getting to heaven doesn’t just depend on how good we’ve been. If the criterion for getting to heaven was being good, then people who made a sincere commitment to Christ and to live as ethically as possible in obedience to him, which is part of the deal, and died soon afterwards, after having lived immoral lives, would find themselves going to hell despite their latter commitment to follow him and turn away from their sins, because the number of years they had spent sinning would far exceed the amount of time they later spent doing good. Or if they’d done one thing that was very bad but then spent years regretting it, it might still outweigh all the good they’d done and be enough to get them sent to hell, particularly since no one can be entirely good and everyone does things that aren’t good throughout their lives. But the Bible says the love of Jesus extends to people who’ve spent years doing evil things, if they’ll only sincerely accept him and turn away from them.

            However, the Bible does say that there will be a time when it will be too late. In several places it says that on Judgment Day, people will be judged according to their actions, and those who have done good deeds will go to heaven, while people who have rejected Christ and done evil will go to hell.

            It also says that people who have relied on their own efforts to get to heaven and yet have rejected and scorned Christ, as the Pharisees did, will not get there. And it warns people who think they can rely on their own goodness to get to heaven while not admitting how sinful they really are, as many Pharisees of Jesus’ time did, that in fact they are not pleasing God.

            Jesus said that when he returns and people are judged, people will be divided into those who have done good and those who haven’t. The good will go to be with him and the rest will go off into punishment. He said: Matthew Ch 25:31-40

            “When the Son of Man comes as King and all the angels with him, he will sit on his royal throne, and the people of all the nations will be gathered before him. Then he will divide them into two groups, just as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the righteous people at his right and the others at his left.Then the King will say to the people on his right, “Come, you that are blessed by my Father! Come and possess the kingdom which has been prepared for you ever since the creation of the world. I was hungry and you fed me, thirsty and you gave me a drink; I was a stranger and you received me in your homes, naked and you clothed me; I was sick and you took care of me, in prison and you visited me.’The righteous will then answer him, “When, Lord, did we ever see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you a drink? When did we ever see you a stranger and welcome you in our homes, or naked and clothe you? When did we ever see you sick or in prison, and visit you?’The King will reply, “I tell you, whenever you did this for one of the least important of these followers of mine, you did it for me!’”

            So don’t even start on nagging and condemning her for being an Atheist.

            GBU

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  • This is on sooooo many levels WRONG!!!! This is what causes people to have ill views of Christians… what more Catholics!!!! I likes TH, my MOTHER likes TH… EVEN my GRANDMOTHER!!!!! whom i’ll say is like really quite religious also LIKES TOKIO HOTEL!!!!! i went to church countless times wearing TH related things and my church priest doesnt have anything against them!!!! when i left stuff ( including my TH bag!) in church and only returned an hr later, they opened back the church and returned my stuff, WITH A SMILE! and just in case you’re wondering what MY religion is, I AM A CATHOLIC!!!! I believe in Jesus and I know God loves all people, INCLUDING TH!
    the twins got bullied! and they are NOT demonic or satanic! these kinds of writers and believers just make me SICK and bring shame to the church!! caring for your siblings and holding their hand doesnt mean incest! Bill is not Antichrist! he wears a CATHOLIC CROSS!!! he didnt burn did he???! yes the twins are tall but there are a minority of ppl whom are tall! the twins are not even THAT tall!! being different doesnt mean you’re the devil!! dressing the way you feel comfortable, with whatever hairstyle doesnt make you the devil. this is them. their style. we ALL have the right to wear what we want. and they’re are not even dressing indecently! unlike certain famous ppl in today’s world.
    the devil can look like you and me and the most innocent looking person in the world!!! so dont judge others based on what they look like cos thats what most ppl thought when they saw Jesus back then right??! hate chocolate=demon dog..NOT!!! dogs LOVE chocolate but its harmful to them! so TH are not demon dogs just because they dont like chocolate!!!. everyone has uneven teeth! those who dont either take REALLY good care of their teeth or FILED them down! now who’s more vain here.?
    THEY ARE TWINS! they have deep connection, it DOESNT mean they’re SLEEPING WITH EACH OTHER! their songs have SAVED ppl!!! STOPPED them from KILLING THEMSELVES! and when you sing too much, you do get sick! gosh… this lady who wrote this clearly is deranged. we are told not to hate, and here she is WRITING and ENCOURAGING hate towards others;TH. God said to love your neighbor. cant you do the same?
    like right now, i dont hate you, but i pity you and i’ll pray for you to see the light and the RIGHT WAY of God’s and Jesus’ teachings! because this clearly isnt…
    God bless YOU and have mercy on YOUR soul Lurlene Tyranna Shores.

    ps-telling a young girl that her family should die clearly states your instability and your misguidance in God’s teachings. God or any other Saint has never said that you should die. plus, God has even said that he will save ALL people!!!! even if they are not christians!!!! as long as they believe in ME (God) and repent. So dont judge others, because that too is in God’s teachings.

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      I will pray for your grandmother. In the twilight of her life the last thing she needs is someone like you leading her soul astray in the worship of false idols.

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      • DEVIL LOVER. YEAH. A TH FAN BABY

        you say one more bloody thing bout my best friend’s grandmother one more time, and you’re going to wish you never posted this. get real you fucking son of a bitch. take your fat arse, and stick it to where you’re good at, staying in a community filled with other bigots like yourself. your face makes me so sick looking at it. has it ever gotten in your head that you’re a piece of white bigot trash. I hate you. I hate your bigotism. I despise you. And I wondered why God created you. Maybe the devil made you. Go to hell. Get real. And start living in the 21st century.

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      • Ah, its quite obvious that you may be a christian but you are no catholic. Therefore not of the One, Holy and Apostolic Church meaning you have actually strayed off God’s true path. I’m sorry if my words may cause you to think me offensive or condemning your religion as you may have been bluntly and uncaringly been doing so to many people who have commented on your story, my grandmother and myself included. I can speak for my family when I say we’re not perfect and have sinned in our lifetime but we admit it!!! I don’t lie to myself or others by saying I’m a really good person!, Never sinned at all!! and stuff like that. I can admit when I do wrong, but I did not lead anyone’s soul astray, especially not my grandmother. She knows if something is right and wrong, and she knows those boys, though may not be perfect and sinless, but are most certainly not anti-christ. and they BELIEVE in a God. I cant definitely say which one, but they do BELIEVE and thats quite good as it is.
        “But if we live in the light-then we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from every sin.If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves and there is no truth in us. But if we confess our sins to God, he will keep his promise and do what is right: he will forgive us our sins and purify us from all our wrongdoing. If we say that we have not sinned, we make a liar our of God and his word is not in us.” 1 John 1:7-10

        Stop judging other people(here in cyber space or anywhere in the world, which includes Tokio Hotel) because humans don’t judge. God does.
        “Do not judge others, so that God will not judge you, for God will judge you in the same way you judge others and he will apply the same rules you apply to others” Matthew 7:1-2

        Stop hating or condemn others no matter what they do or say… and stop following Satan’s example of quoting and taking Bible verses out of context to make them mean what you want, such as in The Temptation of Jesus, Luke 4:1-13, please?
        “Whoever says that he is in the light, yet hates his brother, is in the darkness to this very hour.” 1 John 2:9
        “But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness; he walks in it and does not know where he is going, because the darkness has made him blind.” 1 John 2:11

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        • You Catholics are worse than those misguided souls who call themselves Satanists, Goths, or Emos. You have been preparing the way for the Antichrist for two thousand years, which is why he wears a Catholic crucifix, symbol of those who worship false idols!

          “Here’s a photo of a Catholic priest placing a mark upon a man’s head in Poland. The Catholic church does this on Ash Wednesday. Revelation 13:16 states concerning the coming Antichrist (i.e., the Beast), “And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads.” It is more than mere coincidence that 1,000,000,000 Catholics worldwide are being taught to receive a mark on their foreheads.

          They have been conditioned to receive the mark of the beast, which will likely be some sort of electronic device, such as an implantable microchip, or a skin tattoo.”

          http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/beast.htm

          Millions of souls the antichrist has harvested are getting tattoos after his example, this is not coincidence.

          You Catholics will prove instrumental in the rise of the Beast, but you shall not prevail!

          “The Catholic religion often calls herself the “Mother Church.” She’s NOT the mother of Christ’s church! By calling herself “mother” she is telling on herself. Is this the abomination spoken of in the Scriptures? . . .

          THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH

          (Revelation 17:5)!

          Notice the Catholic religion calls herself a woman. The Bible calls Catholicism a whore, and what a GREAT WHORE she is—committing spiritual fornication with the kings and rulers of the earth (nearly every king throughout history has had some type of political, economic or religious ties with the Vatican).”

          Do not speak to me about Catholicism, it is blasphemy.

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          • There’s no talking any sense or even sensibility to you right? sigh… gosh, I’m sorry i wasted not only your time, but my own. I’ve got better things to do than waste it on you. I could go help someone else (religiously, or just good deeds) Bye and sure do hope i dont meet/or see you again.. its just so sad.

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          • Lady I need to say something. Reading your bull crap and your friends bull crap made my day awful lot better i was feeling down and i got directed to another article from your friends and you kept popping up everywhere so i clicked here and like all the other posts in this site laughed out loud. I was nearly crying. Reading comments is the best part! It’s really funny oh and the horns thing made my day. You ignorant judgmental cunts should listen to yourselves. You’re brainwashed! You need to go to a psychologist or something lady! there is clearly something wrong with you.

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        • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

          I may not be catholic, but i agree whole heartedly. and the emo comment below really stings. listening to people like this lurlene chick reminds me of why i gave up on life and decided that i would go on and die. because, as usual, i am aiding the devil… even got accused of being possessed when my meds wore off. as usual, having a mental disorder means i am possessed. oh well.

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  • Guys, you know this article is a joke, right? It was written by a fan a few years ago.

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  • lmfao you people are delusional

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  • LOL, guys this was a joke. A very well-done joke, might I add. This was hilarious.

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  • I hope you’re on Acid… because that’s really the only logical way to explain this article.

    Or it’s a joke, in which case I laughed very hard.

    God bless (whichever one you may worship :]) <3

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  • The Sheer ignorance of you people. Really.

    If you were really “Christian” like you say you are, then you would not be condemning these two children of God. because all children are God’s children, regardless. Whereas Satan may come in many forms, how do you know this is one of them? You cant know. you people parade around condemning innocent souls like those idiots did with the “witches” in the Salem witch trials. I mean, where do you even get this stuff? pull the stick out of your behind and let Christ come into your heart. I will pray for forgiveness of your ignorance and only hope that this sheds some light to the right path of God’s ways and teachings.

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      God smote the sinners during the flood, he smote them at Gomorrah, he smote them at Sodom, AND HE SHALL SMITE AGAIN!

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  • I WANNA BURN IN HELL WITH BILL!!! ;) :P hahahahaha so stupid!!! fucus in your stupid goverment!! the real demons are there fucking the world!! a rock band?? please!!! idiots!! God feel shame for you!! :D lalala

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  • Hi. im catholic. soooo more christian than you will ever be cos your just weird. this is allllllllllll bulll crap. kthax bye

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      I am not surprised. The Vatican is not coincidentally lodged in the center of Europe, surrounded by secular countries. The Pope has always done the bidding of the Devil, you are not even real Christians.

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  • Gnosticism WINS

    This is a great example as to why Christianity is frowned upon these days. Why don’t you guys go figure out if George Soros is the anti-Christ or not and leave the music industry alone.

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  • I thought hating was an un-Christian thing.

    And what’s with the ‘gay is bad’ attitude? Jesus had two fathers!

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      Are you implying that Our Lord Jesus Christ sprang forth from a surrogate teen pregnancy paid for by two gaylords?

      There is a place where sinners like you go in the hereafter, and it is not paradise.

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      • If you’d actually read what I wrote, you’d see that I only said that Jesus had two fathers. He had God and Joseph. I never said anything about ‘surrogate teen pregnancy’ or ‘two gaylords’. Those are your words.

        And another thing. You really need to get laid.

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      • Honey, I can tell you this right now, Hell is whatever you want it to be. Heaven on the other hand, not so much. There’s nothing to do. It’s white and plain and BOOOOORING. Whereas, with hell, considering it can be whatever you want it to be, can be FUN. and I agree with this person, you REALLY need to get laid. Maybe a little Fetish Fucking could help with the bug that’s crawled up your ass.

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  • Right. Firstly, I would just like to say that you have NO fucking right to be posting such shit about four people you don’t even know. Secondly, doesn’t the bible and Christianity promote equality? You’re just picking on these people because they look different. Well let me tell you something, being normal is BORING. At least they’re not afraid to be who they want to be. Society nowadays is just so fucking fucked up, why can’t you just let these people live their lives how they want to, even if they are “Satanic” (which they are not) let them fucking do what they want and be who they want to be.

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      Equality? I suspect that ‘Bible’ you have there is an elaborate contraband forgery made by pot-smoking liberals who use it to brainwash the young into turning away from the Christ. You should burn it and ask your pastor for a real Bible. All real Bibles teach to discriminate and should carry the following messages:

      “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.”
      Matthew 10:34-36

      “When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property.” Exodus 21:20-21

      “If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.” Deuteronomy 22:28-29

      Deuteronomy 25:11-12: “If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.”

      Deuteronomy 22:1: “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”

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      • Fine, you go on believing that it’s right to discriminate. I have been taught the difference between right and wrong which is more than I can say for you. Thinking that it is right to torment and harass people you don’t even know based on what they look like is seriously outdated, most people stopped doing that a long time ago. I’d love to see how far you get in life with this attitude. You might think I should burn my bible, but I think you should go and see a psychiatrist and possibly be referred to a mental hospital.

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      • I don’t trust most of what the Bible says, mostly because 1.) it was written by man and 2.) all books go through a proofreading/editing process. So what if someone didn’t like something so they took it out? or maybe they thought it would be good to add something else? No one actually knows what the original Word said because 1.) it was written in old Hebrew and 2.) it was on stone that has faded and cannot be read anymore. So… I guess I don’t blame you for being ignorant.

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  • I’m pretty sure this is a joke.
    I’m a fan of Tokio Hotel and couldn’t stop laughing while reading this article and corresponding comments.
    It reminds of this quote: “Having a religion is like having a penis: it’s okay to have one, just don’t go shoving it down people’s throats.”
    Peace out.

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  • Christwire-sucks

    i think the only devils are yous, you fucking religious piece of shits -_- grow the fuck up, you must really be FUCKED in the head if you “believe” the boys are devils you fucking pathetic retards.!!

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    • Lurlene Tyranna Shores

      You prove again that worshipping these false idols results in demonic possession and speaking in tongues. I suggest you consult and exorcist.

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  • oh come on!!!! how can anyone belive the shit thats said in this artical? this is the funniest thing ive ever read
    now to the point.

    WHAT HORNS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???? CAUSE I DONT SEE ANY!!!!!!!

    1

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  • You know, what is Christianity?
    Religions are all in your head anyway.
    all people need to believe is that God is the creator and Jesus is the Savior.
    and, you’re giving Christ followers a bad image by posting all of this ridiculous crap about God “smiting” and telling people to kill their families.

    I don’t know what kind of “Christians” you were imbred from, but, that isn’t how God intended his teachings to be interpreted.

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    • i bow down to your trueness

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    • That is pretty rich coming from a godless heathen who worships false idols.

      I do believe we here at Christwire are a lot more down with the Lord and his true intentions than the sinners who prostrate themselves before the anti-christ.

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      • i hope you know that Tokio Hotel fans HAVE heard about this, und you have PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!! i hope you burn in hell for the lies you tell every time you open your mouth. You know what no i dont want you to burn. i hope you go to heaven, so god can say to you “GET OUT”

        oh ps. I LOVE PLAYING IN WITCHCRAFT!!!!

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      • Troll’s been busy. How many posts in one day? Damn. Well, I guess with Stevie gone, someone’s gotta take up the mantle.

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        • you know somthing Lurlene Tyranna, i KNOW that you are most likley a fan of TH…….so i ask what is your favorite song?

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          • The recordings of howling of demons from hell are not songs.

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          • rotflmfao, oh hunnychild you crack me up, lol. i just cant belive that your not a fan yet…….i know i have every english album they have put out, my favorite song is dogs unleashed
            “dont wana run on your comand, dont wanna keep on coming back
            dont wanna swallow all your lies, wanna feel alive”

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      • Seriously.. now I’m a Heathen? You are SO good at FALSELY labeling people. seriously. I wonder how you would fare in God’s eyes, falsely accusing people of being demons and casting people out because they look act and think and were raised differently than you. All people are God’s children, are made in HIS image, and are loved by God. People are made in God’s likeness, his salt of the earth. Where is all of THAT in the Bible you read out of? Hm?

        or do you just skip the parts you dont like?

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  • Come on, you gotta do better than that! I mean really, do you read what the other writers put up here? Seriously, they’re mediocre at best compared to Stevie. If you wanna hit his level of infamy, you gotta do better! Say smack about other ethnicities, call the most basic of activities demonic and bring up ludicrous findings on it, say a tv show made for old people started a gay cult or some nonsense. If you just wanna be another Tyson or Abe, then fine, but you got the potential to do better, be the super troll, be THE troll!

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      • Bah, that hasn’t been updated since the third book. You gotta be more recent, be more crazy! People stopped hatin’ on Harry Potter long ago, and only a fraction of the people before still carry on, and the major complaint against pokemon isn’t the witchcraft, it’s how much of a merchandising cash cow it’s been. Be recent, be creative! If you’re going to use Harry Potter or Pokemon, ya gotta pull the more recent releases out. Say HP7-1 caused a kid to strangle-hold a snail or something. Say the Chinese are behind it, or a crazy gay cult is behind Pokemon, or a bunch of some nationality like French or British are collaborating with black people to give everyone AIDs, and make racial insults towards everyone. Act like you’re goin’ Rambo on everyone’s ass with your accusations. Say that people need to be flogged for reading a book or something, study Stevie’s technique and learn from that, then just crank it to 12.

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        • Pokemon causes kids to have seizures. Satan Seizures! Satan Seizures lead directly to masturbation and masturbation leads directly to doing the twiddle rompus with Mexican midgets.

          (Like that?)

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  • ok now how is bon jovi satanic????

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    • I have already answered this question, but for the sake of your immortal soul will do so again. I pray you see the light:

      Jon Bon Jovi was seduced by the Evil One as a child, witness! Bon Jovi sings in “Homebound Train”:

      “When I was just a boy
      THE DEVIL TOOK MY HAND
      Took me from my home
      He made me a man . . .
      I’m going DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
      On the homebound train.”

      In Smash Hits magazine, Bon Jovi says: “. . . I’d kill my mother for rock and roll. I WOULD SELL MY SOUL.”

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      • my “immortal soul” happens to love bon jovi, tokio hotel, motley crue, und ac/dc…. why you ask, cause im on a highway to hell und i shout at the devil

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  • Someone needs to wake up and get laid in here.

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  • Hello again, no I;m not bitching out this time, I’m bringing a message from my friend. Here’s what he had to say:

    “im gay. so in ur opinion we either need to kill me or exorcize the “gay demons” hanging out around me? THATS FULL TILT NUTS!!! do u even hear yourself?
    u have no idea what kinda stuff i used to go through, and what kinda stuff we all have to go through so shut ur IGGNORANT face lady!!”

    Have a shit day now!

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    • I see. Your friend is foreign and has yet to master English. I will pray for him.

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      • Yeah, honey, he’s from New York. He was born, raised, and still lives in the United States. Oh and he says you can take your prayers and shove them. He doesn’t want you to be praying for him when he already sold his soul. (Unfortunately, not by my doing but hey, it was HIS decision.)

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      • Even though her friend was replying in “txt tlk,” it was still English. Somebody needs to go to an ESL meeting.

        –Dark Calic Black

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  • are we serious here? I’m sorry, i just trudged through all this trash and read these comments. This is absolutely ridiculous. Who are you to judge? you talking about god and him being a higher being. Who are you to condemn these people and to tell them what they are? you have no right. last time i checked it’s a free country, and everyone can be what they choose to be. people aren’t born certain ways, fucktard. its their actions and their pasts that make them who they are. people like you just dont make sense to me. how can you be so blind? blind to other cultures, not accepting them, not liking people just because they’re different, judging them. i honestly hate people like that. not having any respect. You’re just some pathetic lady they dont even know, someone who’s not even on their radar. im so sorry but, Lurlene Tyranna Shores, you’re full of shit. pretty much. lets be honest here, im not any religion. I do believe in a “higher being” but i dont think i should have to call him or her “god” or any other name. Why should four people, who are perfectly happy living their lives, be submitted to this shit? the christian religion is honestly, no offense, very hypocritical. if you’re not a good person, then you go to hell? yet, they teach you to do good works to be a good person? but apparently being a good person isn’t enough, huh? well, that’s what most people base their lives on. trying to be a good person. and just listen to what you people are saying here. horns? this is all rich and would make a funny, pathetic, serial/brainwashing story sometime. congrats for being the most pathetic, overly obsessed, creepy, drama-starting, racist, ethnic racist, religiously intolerable, and the most fucked up SOB i have ever had the pleasure to tell off. I look forward to reading all the other fake, stupid ass comments.

    p.s. GOD BLESS TOKIO HOTEL. KEEP IT UP BOYS. BE YOURSELVES, THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKE YOU.

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  • um i’m not sure what’s going on but, I don’t know if this is real or not but, i’m catholic and I’ve talken to them before but, all this shit I don’t really care about. But from what I do know that their first album when they were kids was Devilish. But probably they were like some good german kids that pretends to act naughty or that other shit. But I have a question…. Lurlene where do you get all this shit? How do we and you know that this crap is true? Are you just doing this so, Tokio Hotel won’t be a band anymore and just make the fans all pissed at you? Anwser me back when you find your anwsers and your prayers.

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    • I’m not sure what you mean by shit (x3), crap, and pissed. Would you mind going to a nice religious school and try to retype your comment without using profanity?

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      • OK i MUST comment on this one,
        i went to a “christian” school for the majority of my life ok?
        and what i can tell you about them?
        all of the people in power were hypocrites with minds that have been destroyed but over analyzation, honestly they thought i was going to get into evil things because i wore black all the time, all black. OOOOOohh its evil oooh so evil *sarcasm to the max*
        seriously? people like you make me sick, my friends say that the people at my old “christain” school have gotten worse and pick favorites, they seriously need to understand, not every human is the same, some people like other things, not all things are evil, Bill likes make-up so do i, am i evil? i have gauged ears, am i evil?
        please don’t pray for people who don’t need it, God wants us to LOVE all you don’t have to like it but that doesn’t mean you go around with a knife stabbing people you think God doesn’t like, HE LOVES EVERYONE he may not like what they do but HE LOVES THEM i’m done

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  • Bill's SEX slave

    HA FUCKING HA!!!
    THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOO MUCH!!!
    I read it out to my sister and I think she might go into coma from laughing too hard.
    thanks lady..we were having a shitty day until we read this article.

    what’s that you say? tokio hotel are satanic and are going to take over the world? WOOOHOOOO!!! this is what i have been praying for…world tokio hotel domination!!!!
    I can’t wait to join the demon army ;)

    ok so i’m just gonna snowball some stuff here..

    1. homosexuals are awesome
    2. witches are cool
    3. bill wears a cross
    4. they have never promoted the idea of satanism
    5. i kept from commiting suicide because of them
    6. tokio hotel help raise awareness for animals and diseases and try and get people donate money
    7. tokio hotel promote the idea of love and kindness towards everyone
    ….wow that just sounds so demonic doesn’t it?..lol…note the sarcasm you worthless lying bitch.
    didn’t your mum ever teach you it’s sin to lie?
    also, in your picture you look FAT…didn’t you know gluttony is also a sin?
    well well…look at you slagging an awesome band down when you yourself are an impure piece of shit.

    I CAN’T WAIT TO GO AND SEE TOKIO HOTEL IN CONCERT..I’M GETTING PASSES.
    + BILL IS HELLA SEXYYYY!!

    oh yeah..if god loves us so much..then why is there poverty amongst the young and innocent and disease over the helpless?

    Tokio Hotel = Salvation

    My mum says i’ve become a better person since listening to tokio hotel…i’ve been more aware of others needs. is that bad? is caring for others bad? because that’s what tokio hotel taught me..to be nice towards others
    SO TAKE THAT YOU UNHOLY TAINTED SHIT OF THE DAMNED…in case you are wondering..i called you a devil =)

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    • You should show this article to your mother, this is how the antichrist seduces the young. He only seems GOOD.

      He said in an interview Christianity is ‘good for other people’, he is not interested in women, and he is vain beyond all reason, as it is written in the bible! “Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.”

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      • And… you haven’t considered that PERHAPS he’d rather make sure he had his career before attempting anything with the ladies?

        I know I would. But, hey, I’m a girl, ergo, I must be a demon for saying so, am I right?

        Not that it matters. I’d rather raise a kid I’d adopted and be a single, successful mother.

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  • I think you’re just Nationalist against Germany… did a German guy rape you or something? Do you just freaking hate the country?ans about rock music, you know there are christian rock bands, like Anberlin, Skillet, etc…

    Seriously.
    You need a reality check. go join a convent.

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    • I think you’re just blinded by the light that shines from the antichrist (he has it from his sire, LUCIFER THE LIGHTBRINGER) and will pray for your poor little damned soul.

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      • Oh, so now my soul is damned?

        If its one thing you DONT know (and I presume you dont know alot of things) is my relationship with God. no one but me and god determines that. as only God knows if I am saved or not, which I am left to my own devices to that.

        So dont go telling me If I’m damned or not.

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        • It is part of the ten commandments that you shall worship no other god, no false idols, and here you are, using blasphemy to defend the spawn of the devil himself. For shame!

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          • Accusing me of worshiping Tokio Hotel, now are we?

            I have said no such.

            Nor have I implied, or insinuated in any way that I worshiped anyone. but God.

            I have nothing further to say to you.

            except that I’m praying for you to find the path of God (THE God) and follow him to safety

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  • Really?! What is this?

    First off, you should of done your research, because you’ve been yourself seem completely imprudent.

    So tell me just say this. Tokio Hotel is not of the devil! They are human, just like you and me. Bill and Tom are not Nephilim. They won the genetic jackpot. They are beautiful and that’s how God wanted them to be.

    The name Devilish came from a newspaper review article for their band that was originally named Black Question Mark. They liked how it sounded. Not because they were little devils…

    Their symbol is a T and a H on its side. It has nothing to do with the Black Sabbath.

    The reason Tom and Bill look rebellious is their mom use to dress them exactly the same for the longest time. And when they finally were able to dress themselves, they wanted to be something that would distinct themselves from the other. Tom went more towards a Hip Hop look, influenced by the music he listens to. Bill was influenced by Vampire movies. That’s how their looks came to be.

    Many people think that Bill is gay because of his feminine features, but he has countlessly denied that he is. And I believe him. And if he is, so be it. God still loves him.

    Gustav and Georg can speak- two languages might I add(German and English). They just don’t during interview that much. because Bill is a chatter box, as well as Tom.

    Their lyrics are powerful and meaningful. They are about standing up for what you believe in, fighting for love, never letting go, and being yourself. They have nothing to do with hinting that they can control the weather….

    I am a Strong Christian and I love this band. They are original and different. Sorry if that offends you. Sorry if someone different can bring a possitive influence. Yes, some of their lifestyle choices are not acceptable to God, but that does not mean that He loves them any less. Someone just needs to bring the news to Jesus to them and then let the Holy Spirit do His job.

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  • The Scholar of Knowledge

    Wow. too scared to comment back eh you stupid piece of shit?

    I’m bacccck. yes. you’re talking to DEVIL LOVER. YEAH. A TH FAN BABY here. I decided to use “the scholar of knowledge” because obviously, i am more educated than you Ultra conservatives, yes, I’m taking a pot shot at you after you called me a liberal. I dont belong to any political party I’m sorry to say, I belong to the people who believe in seeking the truth. and the lies you spread are cramping my style.

    refering to your oh so recent comment about my buddy bernadette.
    you can say fuck all you want about me, but one more word on my buddy being a catholic, and I swear to god himself when I meet you in hell, I will tear you to pieces with sophisticated words that will make your brain totally bleed. wait.. im surprised you haven’t already. you know what I just realized you goddamned son of a bitch?

    you’re too scared to say this in front of TH fans to their faces, often relying on a christian site to hide your identiy and your whereabouts from them. I am sure as hell that once the fans find out who you really are, I’d start running for the hills or better yet, that evangelical commune that you’re seen as a so called “warrior of god”. I’ve watched jesus camp. I’ve read the bible and most of the holy books save for the Quran as I cannot read in arabic. while almost all preach about love, equality, righteousness and justice, your sick twisted brand of religion is the sickest one yet.

    you have no authority to preach god to us. you have none to tell us that TH is the antichrist. you’re not Jesus. YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GOD. And even if you were god, I would gladly rebel against your moronic preaching.

    God never hated his children. Not even the ones who became Muslim, Buddhist, and Catholic for that matter. I’m not scared of your BS and I will gladly fight for truth. I’m not going to diss the bible, but honestly, I think it’s outdated. the seven sins and the seven virtues are outdated laws.

    sometimes I really hate the freedom of speech thing. because it allows prats like you to exist. so hide in your home. hide in that commune of yours and continue to say what you wish because one day, you will have your own judgement day in hell with the rest of us. no one goes to heaven anyways.

    P.S: i will be laughing in my afterlife and/or my reincarnation if god listened to Bill’s heavenly voice.

    adios
    the scholar of knowledge

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  • ROFL!!
    You guys can NOT be serious with this BS.
    This sounds like some Sci-Fi channel, conspiracy theory nonsense

    It’s Christians like you that make the religion look like some kind of crazy cult. You try to find the devil in everything. Just because people wear black, like rock music, have a sense of fashion doesn’t make them evil. Something is obviously WRONG with whoever owns this site. You are all disturbed.

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  • ok, well i read this article and really… i dont know what to say. for some reason i feel that whoever wrote it strongly dislikes Tokio Hotel. I dont know whether to laugh or what. I believe in God, i really do. My family is really religious, which has made me religious as well, but I dont know. I dont believe what is being said in the article. It’s just like trying too hard to bend things around to make them sound like something they arent. Yes, the twins are very tall, but that doesnt mean they are anything supernatural. I’m short, that doesnt mean i’m a leprechaun. I would like to say that i was amused by the atricle at least. But really…

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  • i love this band and i think that you are a anti-fan of Tokio Hotel and u want to accuse them because you are mean:))lol

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  • ouch, the comments here really prove that most th fans are just stupid.
    this article is a joke…the text is nearly 3 years old

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  • What kind of shit you pullin woman? How dare you accuse them of being associated with evil? Why can’t you keep your mouth shut because all that you’re saying is BS! Ok, first of all it’s pretty clear you know nothing about the band because all that crap you just said about them being devils or whatnot is definitely not true. You really have to check your sources before typing up shit like this. Secondly, World domination! WORLD DOMINATION! WTF WOMAN! What the hell made you think that they were thinking of achieving world domination. You must be on crack or something. How dare you say Georg and Gustav originated from hell? WTF woman, you don’t know anything about them so why don’t you stop wasting your damn breath on writing this crap that no one is going to believe. No matter how many times you try to make people believe this crap, it’s not going to work. I am a huge TH fan and you probably disappointed many TH fans out there with these hurtful lies. Leave the boys alone. You’re obviously just running your mouth about this. It’s not true! And I don’t know who the hell you are, but just shut up! And what makes you think it is ok to write a whole freakin page on lies about TH, insulting them. You obviously don’t listen to their music either. Hell, my family even loves their music!

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  • I’m sitting in my computer desk chair, laughing like a maniac.This article is hilarious.Because it’s full of bullshit.Horns? And so what if they hate chocolate?

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  • O.o … eh? AHAHAHA ! well of course, Bill’s not human. He’s a Vampire *_* And he’s the most beautiful Vampire ever! I’ll let him suck my Blood any time.
    And Tom.. Tom’s a SexGod.. Tom’s marvelous.. AMazing…

    I think your Brain is being eaten by ants, or something..
    You are really mad.
    You live in caves.. o.o

    Tokio Hotel are awesome.

    Bill and Tom are helping PETA.

    Bill and Tom are helping Children around the globe. [ and don't fucking tell me that they do it, so they build they army agains God, cuz that would make you MENTAl. ]

    You should GET YOUR ASS OFF FROM YOUR BLACK HOLE OF HOUSE YOU LIVE IN.
    And go out. See the world behind your wall.
    You stupid stalker.
    You’ve researched all Internet for this infos about them.
    Which are false.

    Damn.
    I hope you die in a hole, and that “God” you say you worship, won’t be there to save you. Hope “He” will close “his” eyes.
    Demonic creature you are.
    You make me sick.
    You make me fucking sick to my stomach.

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  • O.o … eh? AHAHAHA ! well of course, Bill’s not human. He’s a Vampire *_* And he’s the most beautiful Vampire ever! I’ll let him suck my Blood any time.
    And Tom.. Tom’s a SexGod.. Tom’s marvelous.. AMazing…

    I think your Brain is being eaten by ants, or something..
    You are really mad.
    You live in caves.. o.o

    Tokio Hotel are awesome.

    Bill and Tom are helping PETA.

    Bill and Tom are helping Children around the globe. [ and don't fucking tell me that they do it, so they build they army agains God, cuz that would make you MENTAl. ]

    You should GET YOUR ASS OFF FROM YOUR BLACK HOLE OF HOUSE YOU LIVE IN.
    And go out. See the world behind your wall.
    You stupid stalker.
    You’ve researched all Internet for this infos about them.
    Which are false.

    Damn.
    I hope you die in a hole, and that “God” you say you worship, won’t be there to save you. Hope “He” will close “his” eyes.
    Demonic creature you are.
    You make me sick.
    You make me fucking sick to my stomach.

    Oh and BTW.
    Your picture looks demonic.
    SO HUSH Biatch.

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  • Mrs Kaulitz-Listing

    Ok, woooooow this made me lmfao. Seriously?! It’s such a coincidence that you have their big hair associated with their horns, and “Guardian Ghouls” associated with the G’s but wow! Tom and Bill have a HUMAN father (which judging from the picture you do not) and ok, so, maybe they don’t believe in God. but God created them in his image! God created genetics! And who the FUCK do you think you are?! Do you have a right to be condemning these boys? (now men). It’s people like you that give Christianity a bad name. Are you God that you can judge people like that?! and oh yea YOU TOLD A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL THAT HER FAMILY HAS TO DIE?! What ever happened to “showing them the way” Yes it’s true that God commanded many heathens to be killed back in Bible times but THIS IS NOT BIBLE TIMES! I really and truly do not believe that God would appreciate you coming on this site and blaspheming, because that’s what you’re doing. You’re making God seem like some tyrant who demands for innocent people’s families to be killed! I am a Christian and I am a proud Tokio Hotel fan. Monsoon and 1000 oceans have absolutely NOTHING with them bringing about the elemtents themselves! it’s talking about fighting through the storm, sailing the seas to get the the one they love! Tokio Hotel has helped me through so many things and I’m sick and tired of retards like you telling me that Tokio Hotel is soooo demonic. When they were kids they had the name devilish but they were KIDS did they really and truly know any better? I call my friends devilish all the time but all I mean is that they’re wicked and mischievous!. which most children are! wicked and mischievous! You, my dear, have absolutely no right to judge people. God is the only Person with the right to judge. I highly doubt that you are as perfect as you make yourself seem. So what you’re gonna tell me that Christian Metal bands like Demon Hunter and Becoming The Archetype are demonic too? Yes there are many demonic bands and you can actually see their influence in their lyrics. But what is Tokio Hotel talking about? half the time they’re talking about letting go, being yourself, finding true love, living every moment like it’s your last. Yea they had sex with alot of women. But those women probably had alot of sex too! There is practically no man who can say that they havent had promiscuous sex in their entire life. YOU need to grow up. The Devil uses people like you. People that have WAY too much time on their hands. Instead of posting this shit, why don’t you go out and try to bring people closer to God. but wait YOU CAN’T because all you’re doing is making people resent Him. I advise you to SHUT UP God doesn’t need people like you to talk for Him.

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  • HAHAHA THEY’RE MY FUCKIN GOD!
    I THINK THAT THEY’RE THE HEAVEN XD
    THEY WERE IN TOKIO , 2 WEEKS AGO , AND I THINK NOT START THE “END” SO…YOU’RE SHIT! THEY SAVE TOO MANY LIFES. and you don’t know nothing!

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  • I was very disappointed to see people fight because of this article…

    I am a Christian(not catholic), and i LIKE TOKIO HOTEL!

    I don’t believe that Bill and Tom Kaulitz are like that. We are only people and only God knows the facts… so you don’t have the right to judged them or any people, you’re only human, like me, like them, just like everyone of us.

    To the writer of this article… you really don’t have to judge other people… only God has the power to judge us all!

    “Do not hate your brother in your heart. Rebuke your neighbor frankly so you will no share in his guilt.”-Leviticus 19:17
    …as write to the Holy Bible. If you hate the band of any member of it try to tell them frankly not write an article like this and tell the people that they are DEVILS… you’re not being fair…

    You must not do anything that God makes sad… and for what your doing… you are judging people… :(
    just like in -Matthew 7:1-2″Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgement you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.”
    Hope you got the ideas of that verses…

    I suggest you pray and think for what you have done… and next time try to think first before judging someone…
    God only knows who’s really have a good heart and in the end…
    God will judge us all depending on what we do and all those thing that we did…
    i guess you already know that…

    ~DVymm

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  • I have two words for you sweetie, FUCK YOU!
    Don’t judge them like you know them! How could you say they’re only half-human huh? Your GOD wouldn’t be happy with what you’re writing bitch! >.>

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  • Fuck You …

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  • I’m Catholic, I go to a Catholic University and Tokio Hotel is my favorite band. Am I going to burn in hell? God is the only judge, so why are you judging people you don’t even know. Jesus it self gave us a 11th commandment “That Ye Love One Another As I Have Loved You”, if you say you love God so much why are you discriminating this poor 4 guys that there only crime is to have talent and share that great talent with the world. They haven’t even confessed that they are gay so why do you judge without even knowing them you have no right to, not like this. His hair can be done easily you just need a drier and hairspray. My fiancée is a basketball player he’s 6’5 and also has big hands, many people do, so now you are saying he’s dad my dad in law, a wonderful man is a fallen angel? Many people don’t like chocolate so that makes them dogs? And Trolls really? Maybe they are just shy guys, I’m shy and sometimes don’t like to speak so what you are saying is that I’m a troll. And of course Tokio Hotel is taking over the world, they are one of the most influential band of all times thanks to their songs of peace, love and friendship. So I suggest you go pray for your soul.

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  • Wow. There is no other way to describe this article. Just wow! You have opened my eyes to a whole new level of ignorance. So any guy that wears make up is now gay? I did not know that. There is no way that any of what you have just said has any truth to it. Just so you know that although I have a deep dislike for boy groups such as take that and back street boys they are in not actually gay (not that there is anything wrong with homosexuality) and their names are not references to gay acts. A fine piece of detective work with the whole hating chocolate and dogs being allergic to chocolate meaning they are obviously hell hounds. Few things that need correcting in that though firstly pure coincidence there, no way that that makes any sense. Also dogs are not allergic to chocolate it is just slightly toxic to them as it is to every living animal on this earth if taken in the right dosage including humans. The only reason they wanted to play in Tokyo is that their favourite city and the hotel part comes from the fact they tour a lot (at least check wikipedia to make sure your “facts” are actually true next time). Also the bands you have stated are far from satanic bands maybe next time actually do some research into them first. The two other members of the band Gustav Schäfer and Georg Listing are most certainly capable of human speech. Here is an interview with Gustav http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01xvUEN92Cc and now a clip of Georg speaking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QywyjkX7xxA (that bit of research took 5 seconds try it sometime, you might find your arguments hold more strength when actually researched). Also none of their past girlfriends have disappeared if that was remotely true it would be highly publicised. Finally to let you know that anything you take to be a compliment previously isn’t I was being sarcastic (thought you wouldn’t be able to recognise such a subtle form of humour so I, being a kind person, decided to point it out.

    Congratulations on making me stick up for take that and back street boys didn’t think that was possible. You make me ashamed that I was ever christened. I hope that you read this and reply to this so I can point how wrong you are again you homophobic hypocritical and slightly xenophobic so-called Christian. Enjoy spreading your vile hate-filled rubbish.

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  • Close minded, insanely religious people like you make me sick.
    Honestly, where did you even get such a ridiculously farfetched idea like this? Are you for real? Because this sounds like something someone would write as a joke on Uncyclopedia Dramatica.

    God is the only judge, you’re making ridiculous accusations that any sane person would laugh at, as I did. Religion is not being followed through the way it was meant to anymore…

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  • This is pretty funny.
    I go to Church so does my family.
    Best part is My parents took me to a Tokio Hotel Concert, and Even they loved them.

    So I think your the only one whos trippin.

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  • TokioHotel483

    Well, What do I say to this crap?
    d2rmtkj
    Now now, I understand that you are an extremely confused woman but didn’t whoever raised you told you that lying is wrong?
    As you have realised from my username, I am indeed a fan of Tokio Hotel, und am offended by not only your poor judgement of people but the stupidity you possess.
    They’re in no way satanic. And they speak german whoop-die-Fucking-do nothing new there considering it’s one of the most popular languages spoken in the world, it’s like a french man saying English is the language of the devil, and before you start spurting out crap that Jesus spoke english, how do you know? Logically He spoke (as one person thankfully said before) Yiddish because he was Jewish. You’re speaking complete scheisse <— See a GERMAN word, am I on santa's naughty list now? oh well I gonna Schrei and the every fan is gonna scream till we feel it, we're gonna go durch den monsun because we said "Rette mich" and the boys rescued us because we don't wanna be automatisch so we'll run and sing 'ready,set,go' as we go übers ende der welt because Tokio hotel saved us with their love and because of them we'll go to the dark side of the sun because we said 'lass uns hier raus' and we saw the world behind our wall and so we didn't jump because their music gave us happiness and hope and if you don't like it then well then tough. Wir sterban niemals aus because we live every second!.
    Got any thing to say to that. You have way to much time on your hands lady to pick out innocent people like this and insult them.
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    Bill+Kaulitz+762dee559b41.jpg If you don't think this pic of Bill is even a bit cute, you have no soul./\tokio-hotel-photoshoot-best-2010–large-msg-12908554393.jpg
    and I conclude by saying two things:
    1. You, my never-gonna-be-friend are working for Satan (or however you spell your masters name.) and you are hiding your true evil lady!.
    2. got any thing else to say uber-shexy-bill-want-more–large-ms.jpg
    BRING IT BITCH!

    I do believe in god btw.

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    • Im with you…!!!! Tokio Hotel are not satanic.!
      They’re very sweet actually…
      So don’t go saying things that are not true Because that just mean that you are either jelous or you just want to be mean to them so buzz off LADY!!!!

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    • hahahaa lol i agre if you don’t think that pic is a little cute you are lacking a soul.

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  • TokioHotel483

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    I’d definitely go to the darkside for this man /\ bring on the devilish army that is Tokio Hotel, I’d join ;)

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  • dude u guys are fucked up in the head, especially this bitch telling the girl to kill her family. ur really a terrible horrible excuse for a human being. you overtly christian assholes try to take every little thing and make into “Devine intervention” or if you dont like it it must be “from hell!!!” fuck it im done. for those of you who actually have a level head and can see past the bullshit and the lies of this absurd article i praise you. for those of you who insist that listening to good music (rock/metal) will forever damn my immortal soul please, spread my cheeks and kiss my anus :3… one last thing. jesus’s mother wasnt a virgin. she was a slut. pregnancy doesnt just happen from god.

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  • Michaela Park

    Ms. Lurlene Tyranna Shores, im 13 years old and i live in USA, im Catholic. I go to a catholic school. IM NOT SATANIC AND IM A HUGE FAN OF TOKIO HOTEL. AND THIS ARTICLE IS SOOOO FUNNY! COS ITS SO STUPID! (To all of my friends, u know me, i laugh at stupid stuff)
    My parents are VERY religous and i always have to ask them before i buy something from iTunes. they say YES to every song.
    If TOKIO HOTEL was a satanists, they wouldnt have joined PETA or the DAA foundtaion. nor they made a song “Forgotten Children”
    FYI satanists are people who dont wear crusifixtion cross necklace.
    This article is very racist
    and very rude. disrespectful. Who is the judge? God is the judge. You guys have no right to judge.
    And Lurlene Tyranna Shores person fuckin idiot, dont reply me and say harmful words cos im only 13 and my parents READ this article and laughed. This is not a real Christian site. ITS SO FAKE. hahahhahahah very funny huh.
    My priest will totally disagree with this atricle. People who judge in this world deserves to burn in h***.
    See, Lurlene Tyranna Shores chic LADY BITCH, no one is agreeing with you in this comment chatting thing, so how about just get a kitchen knife and kill ureself? i mean please, im laughing so hard right now. im dying of laughter.
    Italians are catholics and VERY reilgious pple and also are mexicans. there are alot of tokio hotel fans there, so does it make them satanic? i dont think so! Lurlene Tyranna Shores, ure not Lord, Jesus Christ Son of The Living God, and you have no right to judge. You remind me of a lady in a movie “Silnt Hills” the lady from the “sanctuary”. the “demonic” old woman. ure very unkind. VERY. my parents read the cmments u have posted and said u are very unkind to us young teenagers. So please, be kinder, nicer. PLEASE. Go get Jesus! Do not judge. Doesnt mean ure a preist or a Nun, doesnt mean u need to judge. urre not God. ure not Jesus. go get a life already.

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  • Michaela Park

    Hmm… another thing, this is a fuckin christian website, so if u , overly-religious-bonkers-in-da-ass think TH is gay or satanic, why r u guys talking about it at a christian site??? HOW PATHETIC!!!!! HAHAHHA SO FUNNY.
    Besides the tokio hotel sign isnt satanic. its “T” and “h” and the “h” is sideways on the “T” so.. “T” and “H” symbolizes Tokio Hotel <33
    i thought christians are supposed to LOVE and not judge and hate? well this is a very cruel, evil, damned in hell site. my friends and family says so too. Doesnt mean they are Germans, it doesnt make them satanists. What would you say, Lurlene Tyranna Shores, if Tokio Hotel is actually a Christian or a Luteran or a Baptist and not a satanist? what would u say, woman? huh?

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  • and another thing. you all walk around saying satanism like its a bad thing. satanism is a religion based upon having respect for ones self and those around him. it just has more balls to take what is needed than christianity does. in real satanism there is no sacrifices or blood rituals. most of what people believe satanism is, is a combination of untrue propaganda brainwashing and Norway, they have a different type of satanism that actually is kinda fucked up. other than in norway satanists are just normal people who believe in a different perspective on the world they live in, and who is to say that anything that anyone believes is true? or just? its everyones own opinion so stop jumping down each others throats for not believing what u do.

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  • i am humanoid deal wit it

    Lady i am a chatholic and i love my god but if your telling me that i am sanatic because i love tokio hotel all time low escape the fate black crows BVB FTSK, then i am sorry but your a mother fucker. i know bill could brush this off. unfortunitly i am not that gifted.

    i love tokio hotel they saved my life and make me happy. if you cant deal with that than your one sick bitch. i look up to bill and all of tokio hotel for that matter because they are who they are. you have no idea how hard there life was or is because all you do is sit behind you computer and rat on others accoplishments.

    i think you really jelous of bill because he is every thing you never will be loved, loveing, kind, excepting, famous, bilingle, sexy, and true to him self.

    if you say your christan but take this artical as any thing more than a pledg to the KKK and hate than your kidding your self. by reading this and finding it true your saying that your a homophoidic, red neck, who is afride of any thing new or diffrent for your self.

    face it god made us all diffrent. and we should treat diversity as a gift from god. you crush that and people’s rights, who do you think you are telling a 13 year old girl her family should be dead. diversity is a gift and you crush it.

    face it we are all diffrent for one and other, imagen who boreing it would be if it werent true. so i bid you far well asking you to face thease facts.
    1 (as much as it pains me to say it) we are ALL humanoid
    2 your a racest, homophoic, ass hole who diserves to burn in hell.
    3 you have broght enternial shame to your family for even thinking this is true
    4 now there is this thing call hair die
    5 bill uses a HELL of a lot of hair spry (i can to it’s not impossible unless your bald)
    and finily
    6 YOU FULL OF SHIT!!!!

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  • BS ALL OF THIS BS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have been a LOYAL fan of Tokio Hotel or 2 and a half years, and I do say that there is not ONE interview where the boys have said anything about being Godly, or being wanted by police!? REALLY!?

    Are you aware that the lyrics of Tokio Hotel have SAVED peoples lives, including mine? Dont Jumps, Live every Second? yes, truly evil *note sarcasm*

    its ignorant fucks such as your self that leave me speechless, to say that boys like Bill and Tom are devils, come to take the souls of people? Wrong, they win over the hearts of their fans by showing what amazing people they are, giving to charities, standing up for what they believe in all reason why they are amazing people.

    Not once have I even been ashamed to say that I am a Tokio Hotel fan, nor will I ever will be, and yes, posters of them are on my walls

    Lastly, I hope you see the error of your ways you superstitious PIG!

    thanks you! Have a nice day!

    Tokio Hotel fur Immer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • ok all i have to say is,
    Tokio Hotel IS NOT SATANIC
    This is what makes christians look ignorant
    I AM A CHRISTIAN and I’ve been a TH fan for over 3 years
    Honestly i don’t want to stoop to your level, so i’m not going to say much,
    if you believe all of this crap then friggen everything is satanic all but praise songs that make people want to puke and the bible,
    for goodness sake you people read way too much into this stuff then you have hypocritical tendencies,
    Two years ago i was kicked out of a so called christian school whom kicked me out for how i look/dress, i at that point dressed as Bill does, ok? and that same day they had told me i could not return my principle was speaking of not making fun of a lady for how she dressed hmm? what does that sound like?
    i honestly hate beings who look for the bad in everything,
    take a leap don’t analyze and LIVE thats what God wants us to do, he understands we screw up alright? and Tokio Hotel they are not screw ups, they save lives and tell people the right things to do if you really would listen to what they say is the meaning of their songs.

    Nika

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      Keep telling that to yourself, you filthy harlot. Satanic influences like Tokio Hotel has already violated and infiltrated your every orifice, and pretty soon you will regret the fact that you have been possessed by the demons that Tokio Hotel has unleased. Repent before the forces of Satan makes you addicted to fornication and abortion, witch!!

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  • angeli gabriel

    hey!..can take a look at your self first..huh!
    your picture is more horrible than bill and tom..HAHA! sorry to say that..
    you are the most bad person i’ve ever known..judging others and claiming that they are satanic..I HATE YOU! :P

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  • angeli gabriel

    hey!..can take a look at your self first..huh!
    your picture is more horrible than bill and tom..HAHA! sorry to say that..
    you are the most bad person i’ve ever known..judging others and claiming that they are satanic..I HATE YOU! :P

    aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! mahal ko ang tokio hotel! echoz!

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  • I discovered the painkiller when I visited pharmaceutical conference about a month ago. Amazing! That’s what i want to say here.

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  • ha-ha-ha

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  • Очень интересно,где мы допустили утечку информации…
    Я думала что вам все поверят автор,а оказалось наоборот.Вы слишком рано и не в правильной форме все это донесли до людей.Вы молодец автор,я просто преклоняюсь перед вами но лавочку,бесплатной,и очень нужной информации мы прикроем,не волнуйтесь.Люциус не совсем Дьявол (я надеюсь вы поняли,что я говорю о главном герое этой статьи)он его сын.А Цербер (его звание надо писать с большой буквы,ибо если не проявить уважение то не вам,не в частности мне,хорошо не будет,в последствии)Хорошей вам жизни и впредь будьте осторожны когда будете переходить дорогу,мой вам совет.

    ps-Почему вам никто не верит,а я поверила..у меня проффесия такая..
    Признаюсь,я спутница его величества Люциуса (но называю его просто Люц)может к вам прийти на чай?мы это можем..поговорим по душам,продадите свою душу..а мы посмотрим,брать ее или не брать.

    PS почему я пишу не на английском?а что бы вы поломали голову и перевели хотя бы в транслейторе,можете потом всем рассказывать обо мне но вам никто не поверит.Занимайтесь своими делами,молитесь.
    Адью.
    With love ..
    Спутница Люцифера.
    В простонародье ave doll.

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    • I am pleased to report that God blessed us and protected this site from you communist hacking attempts.

      Please write any further comments in a civilized tongue, not Gibberish. If English was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for you, you immodest foreign agitator.

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      • There is NO WAY that “English was good enough for Jesus” he was born over 2000 years ago at which time English wasn’t an actual language. Even if there was he was not born anywhere near England he was raised born in Bethlehem and raised in Nazareth Israel. (where they wouldn’t have spoken ENGLISH) Old English (which is where a large part of the modern English but would sound or look nothing like it) didn’t actually arise as a language till about 450 AD a whole 450ish years after Jesus’ birth

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      • Hm…another contradiction, I see.

        If German is satanic, and English is a satanic language…you’ve got your tongue tied there. ;)

        And one more thing–Jesus historically spoke Arabic or Hebrew. Yes, Hebrew is stereotypically Jewish (guess what else? Jesus was a JEW. “INRI” will back me up—”Here is Jesus, king of the Jews”), and Arabic is stereotypically Muslim, but Jesus looked like a Muslim, anyway. And it IS true that English did not officially exist back then, anyway.

        However, Bibles are translated based on the original Hebrew, Arabic, and Latin to English, German, AND Russian (I think that’s Russian ^), and many other languages that do not use alphanumeric characters.

        Russian IS a modern, civilized tongue. Just because you don’t know it doesn’t mean that it is improper.

        And for the record, “gibberish” is not a real language, so there is no need to capitalize it.

        Also, communism is theoretically (on paper) what the Bible preaches. Everyone shares, everyone is happy, everyone lives, everyone is equal. However, realistically (in real life) it has been given bad light because of the dictators who attempted it by forcing it. Also, it is impossible because of sheer human nature, because humans want to get ahead of each other, to be the best (related to “survival of the fittest”). Stereotypically, you could call the average American this definition of human.

        —Dark Calic Black

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        • As the token Jew here, I must concur with DCB that Jesus, your lord and savior, is actually a lowly carpenters son born of my people. Hmm, when you think about it, he should have been stoned to death for being a false prophet. Wow, you should be glad that they didn’t or else your religion wouldn’t have existed, and you would all still be either Jewish or Muslim or any number of other religions that existed back then.

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  • Author you are right, but what it gives to you?.
    nobody will believe
    only can understand those people which are engaged in esoterics
    Find them, and here,and here people will not understand you
    Happiness to you the author.

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    • Thank you. I know you are suffering much hardship as the old USSR has fallen to the hands of mob rule and will pray for you to escape from under the godless hand of oppression fast.

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  • Dear Lady,
    Two words.
    Fuck you.

    P.S I’m joking.
    Listen lady, I understand your love of God and devotion and all, but really is all this hustle and bustle necessary? Do you truly want yourself to be paying attention to every little small detail of whether or not something is Satanic? You know, you could be Satanic yourself and not even realize it. Would God truly want you to exhaust the last years of your life left to bust these so called “Satanists” ? I mean seriously. Tokio Hotel is a fine band, they grouped together at a young age, what could they be capable of? Yeah, they were once called Devilish when they were like 9, come on, little boys who think the name is cool. Common sense yeah?

    I’m sure if you spent the rest of your life thinking of what’s Satanic, you’d probably think everything is.

    It’s all about interpretation sweetie.
    Why look on the negative side when you can look on the positive?
    You can’t continue on looking at every small detail, take a different perspective and maybe your eyes will open and you will realize that they, like is have beating hearts in their chests as well and are just as capable of having emotion like we do.

    Believe in Christianity all you want, just don’t let it brainwash you, at least contain your own thoughts and sanity as well.

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  • How to stop thinking about the person, the thought of which brings pain?

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  • MICHAELA PARK.

    Hey idiot :) ! You know the tokio hotel songs? you know wat they are all about? for girls and boys who has been suffered through, family drama, love, heartbroken, and sadness. The whole point of tokio hotel is talent, joy, and sewing broken hearts back together. How do you know if they are gay or satanic? have you meet them? have u had sex with them? Internet is never true, and never will be, besides are you some kind of 5 year old who falls for everything? I think so. Why do you have to HATE? Is it your hobby, something you like to do? Is tat what REAL christians do? My mom always says… ‘Act like Jesus.’
    REAL Christians are supposed to act like jesus, and no matter what the fuck us happening. Lurene, you are a fake chrstian obviously. i dont think Jesus will go on the computer and actually make a 3 paragraphed report on ‘tokio hotel is satanic’ and hate on them, i dont rlly think so.
    your just a Wanna-be-a-God-lover .
    Tokio Hotel, has been bullied when they were in school, cos they were so diffrent. “We want to make weird girls and boys not to feel bad when they are out of home or school,home,etc. Because being diffrent lets you have more opportunities in life, and when you grow older, you can be succesful.
    the song MONSOON by tokio hotel lets us remind us that theres at least one person in your life, – no matter waht – is very close to you or love you. Bill wrote that song… for Tom. And for other boys in the band, that they will stick together, even the band breaks up – no matter what.
    so why not take some chill pills. and stop worrying about satanism .

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  • Oh my god, your psycho and deserve to go to hell. God dosen’t want freaks like you in his Heaven. Only an idiot who ‘thinks’ they are doing the right thing by hurting gays and anyone who is different from what you believe would not realise that God loves all his children, no matter what. Lmao, I wouldnt be surprised if you said I was gonna have ‘eternal damnation’ or something. Haha, your stupid, go die.

    (I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL MORE THAN ANYTHING<3 BILL AND TOM ARE SEXY AS FUCK)

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    • It’s “you’re stupid”, not “your stupid”, you illiterate heathen. This is what happens when you don’t go to Sunday school, without education you end up on the streets selling your body to buy tickets for the antichrist’s concerts. Have you never heard the song “We’re on a highway to hell!” You’re on it, girl.

      I will pray for your damned soul, but am afraid it is already too late.

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      • MICHAELA PARK.

        Lurlene, are you THIS cruel for a Christian? START Acting like Christians, and STOP acting like your being so smart about everything. If your calling tokio hotel gay or Satanic, your actually calling God gay and Satanic too. Read the Bible, sweetie. And stop researching about Satanism if you think your so overly-religious-bonker-in-da-ass. I don’t think God will accept you to heaven in afterlife, if your calling everything you dont like Satanic. When will people ever grow up? -.- Im tired of this fucking world.
        Check out the new Lady GaGa video, you will be sorry for yourself, LURLENE, Lady Gaga made that song because
        -Too much prejustice
        -too much jusdgemntal people (LIKE YOU LURLENE)
        Bitch, go die. and are you that cruel to tell a 15 YEAR OLD TO GO DIE!? THAT IS RUDE. OK? GO GET A LIFE FROM WALMART. AND START LIVING YOUR LIFE, OLD LADY.

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      • Kim Buchanan

        I must have missed the memo where God stepped down and put you in charge of damning people. Here I was thinking only God could damn souls but I must have been mistaken. BTW you can quoute scriptures so that they say anything. It is a trick politicians do all the time. Have you recently run for office? You would do well, most politicians are all about showing how moral they are (being everything but) and making themselves feel better by trashing everyone. You have a bright future ahead of you!

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      • Hm…apparently you never went to Sunday school either, since you seem to be unaware that it does NOT teach grammar, as you’re implying.

        —Dark Calic Black

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  • Hey Lurlene! Ever heard of ‘Thou shalt not use God’s name in vain?’ I’m a strong Christian and also super-mega-huge fan of Tokio Hotel. Thanks to you people i can’t sleep because of all the humor in this article. Thanks for giving me a good laugh. And btw, I think you should really apologize to Alice and her family for telling them to die. Jesus once said LOVE one another because He loved us. I, too agreed that you are GREATLY misinformed. If you think they’re satanic(or basically hate them), you would even touch on this topic or go listen to their songs/interviews. Anyway, God bless you and please really, change your mindset. Gott mit uns! Ich liebe Jesus! und Tokio Hotel. =)

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  • Correction: You *wouldn’t* even go researching their songs and interview. No offense, I think you’re the biggest moron that roam the earth.

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  • michaela park

    1.) hating on a certain name, gives them a certain fame.
    2.) —- THIS IS FOR YOU LURLENE HOWEVER U SPELL UR STUPID NAME —–

    It is strange how haters-

    • THINK about tokio hotels video
    • Go through the EFFORT of finding the video
    • WATCHING THE ENTIRE THING
    • use the energy to THINK of an EVIL COMMENT
    • use the energy to actually push the keys to write it
    • have the audacity and the gumption to send it
    • take TIME and EFFORT to send back a rebuttal
    i can count YOU lurlene , welcome to the HUMANOID CITY! your a tokio hotel fan! :D thanks for the support and giving more views to them! <3
    All this energy for someone they hate

    f*** you

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  • Got to say love the adverts you get
    Irony.png?w=a4ae5d2f
    An advert for a satanic shop on a supposedly Christian site claiming that rock music is satanic.
    Wow real eye opener to the truth behind your little website

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  • Alisha, that’s because your pussy has been dust-free. Lurlene’s twat is so gunked up with dust, even a swiffer wouldn’t make it past the meat curtains.

    Stay sexy, Alisha.

    - God.

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  • michaela kaulitz

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lORCuR84-_8&feature=related LURLENE THIS IS YOU! AND THE TOKIO HOTEL FANS ARE THE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN AHHHH AYYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -Lurlene Tyranna Shores.
    hahaha.. poor you..

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  • michaela kaulitz

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lORCuR84-_8&feature=related LURLENE THIS IS YOU! AND THE TOKIO HOTEL FANS ARE THE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN AHHHH AYYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -Lurlene Tyranna Shores.
    hahaha.. poor you..

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  • I seriously can’t decipher whether or not this is a joke. But either way your crazed accusations are hilarious. I feel like Fundamentalist Christianity is society’s inside joke.

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  • Dude if you think Bill and Tom are devil worshepers your soo wrong!!! Bill is a nice guy Tom is as well there music has nothing to do with worshiping the devil Dude they dropped out of high school!!!! Just to go support the band!!! your so stupid! peopel who think Tokio hotel, Black veil brides, My chemical romance, and, Asking alexandria are devil worshipers!!! YOU ARE SOOOO wrong!!!!! this makes me mad! so stop saying that they do couse they don’t! so stop posting things that are not true and god loves all of his childern it clearly says that in the bible… so if i go to hell just becouse of likeing sertain bands then so be it…

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  • Dude if you think Bill and Tom are devil worshepers your soo wrong!!! Bill is a nice guy Tom is as well there music has nothing to do with worshiping the devil Dude they dropped out of high school!!!! Just to go support the band!!! your so stupid! peopel who think Tokio hotel, Black veil brides, My chemical romance, and, Asking alexandria are devil worshipers!!! YOU ARE SOOOO wrong!!!!! this makes me mad! so stop saying that they do couse they don’t! so stop posting things that are not true and god loves all of his childern it clearly says that in the bible… so if i go to hell just becouse of likeing sertain bands then so be it

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  • “That is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever [read]. Every [o]n this [website] is now dumber for having [read] it.”

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    • Semen Pheonix, you are speaking in tongues and possessed by at least one demon. I urge you to get an exorcism, stat.

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      • One. That was a quote from a movie. Watch more TV.

        And two. “Semen Pheonix” is getting really. old. I’m more than a little pissed, as you are disrespecting my REAL name [Dark and I believe in using our real names to show that we have nothing to hide.]. I have asked you POLITELY to use my actual name. Now I am TELLING you. Use. my. name. S-E-N-N-E-N P-H-O-E-N-I-X.

        I know exactly why you hate me. I make valid points that upset you because they prove you wrong while keeping humor intact. This is different. I am most definitely NOT being funny. Where I come from, your name is all you have.

        Or has “respecting others” fallen out of the Christian lifestyle, too??

        —Sennen Phoenix

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        • Sennen Phoenix, I completely understand where you are coming from with the real name and people changing it to fit their agenda. While you and I may not believe the same things, I also am constantly abused about my name too. Bruce Danus is my actual birth name, yet some of the Liberal bullies on Christwire like to call me “Bruised Anus”. I can see where they might get that from reading my name, but they never once asked me how to pronounce it before jumping to that awful conclusion. I will never call somebody by a name that is not their own, because I believe that is disrespectful to them and their family.

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          • Well, if you didn’t act like such a bruised anus, we wouldn’t call you that.

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          • Well, Mr Bruce, I would be happy to call you by your real name. :] Most of the time, with me AND Dark, people either think we’re joking [seriously, think about how strange our names are---Sennen Phoenix and Dark Calic Black ^eyeroll^] or they can’t spell it :/

            Also, though you and I may not be on the same page about a certain sci-fi show [season finale next week! :D ], I’m glad we can be civil without worrying about that silly stuff. :]

            —Sennen Phoenix

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    • Ah, Billy Madison. How we love you so. Amazing movie.

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  • There are so many factual errors in this “article” that I’m not even going to bother being witty. It’s a waste of my time.

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  • And now we are prepared to tear this article to shreds.

    A) Dark: Rock ‘n’ roll DID in fact originate in the United States during the 1940s and ’50s from a combination of blues, country, jazz, and…wait for it…GOSPEL. :D Modern rock music took off from rock ‘n’ roll combined with R & B and folk music, and from there it swept the nation in the ’60s, and then took off across the ocean to the UK, and from there drifted to the rest of Europe.

    B) Modern Satanism and witchcraft do not include orgiastic rituals–the panic in the news in the ’80s and ’90s was from satanic ritual abuse, but that subsided in the mid-’90s.

    C] Sennen:: Big sunglasses do not mean they are supernatural beings. I have to wear dark sunglasses when I go out anywhere [even twilight] and darken white pages with translucent overlays when I read because I have a medical disorder called Irlen’s Syndrome. My pupils are naturally too dilated, so they let in too much light. Side effects are eyes hurting, headaches, and dizziness.

    And before you go off again on how I’m possessed, I am like this because I was born prematurely via C-Section. No, I did not try to claw my way out of the womb. My mother had and has high blood pressure and I would have died [you can't say that would have been a good thing, because that would mean that you indirectly support abortion]. Most of my prematurity lasted in my eyes, which were grey-silver until I turned thirteen, and they are now a dullish green, which tends to change daily between silver and gold rings around the pupil [signs of prematurity, and people from the British Isles, especially those of Irish descent, tend to have gold-ringed pupils].

    Dark: BOOM. No arguing with the medical facts. :D

    D] Sennen:: “Tokio” refers to a goal that the boys wanted to reach in their career—being from Germany, nobody expected them to hit a huge city, such as TOKYO, JAPAN. And before you say they can’t spell, “Tokio” is the correct spelling in German. “Hotel” is spelled the same in both languages, seeing as English is Germanic in origin.

    Dark: A hotel was adopted as their symbol, because when you’re famous, you move around a lot, i.e., staying in hotels in almost every country in the world. Trust me—my mom worked with the Globe Trekkers. We went everywhere.

    E] Sennen:: “Devilish” was taken from a review the boys received after they played in a club, because the guitar sound was “devilishly good” in the direct translation. In a more slang term [how it would have been perceived to the Germans who read the review], the sound would have been “totally wicked!”

    Also, the band’s original name [thought of by the two Mr Kaulitzes when they were seven] was Black Questionmark.

    F) Dark: *eyeroll* A boy band, inherently, is a band composed of all male members who are relatively young compared to the age group they appeal to.

    G] Sennen:: Nobody has ever been possessed at a TH concert. True, some people go a little nuts when a personal effect of a band member is chucked their way, but hey. Whatever floats your boat. [Personally, I would stuff whatever it was in my bra and say "COME AND GET IT NAU, BITCH!" xD]

    Fainting spells have occurred because of the heat and excitement. At an outdoor concert in Israel, TH had their crew water the crowd so no one would contract a heat stroke, and in Mexico, when someone DID faint, Mr Bill stopped the concert to assure himself and everyone else that she was all right.

    H] “Bill” and “Tom” are their real names; what would you have them called?? And for the record, I have never seen Bill Kaulitz wear a Black Sabbath t-shirt. And I follow Mr Bill quite closely. [Wow. That sounded stalkerish. xD]

    I] Someone above has already explained this, but again, the TH symbol is just that—a capital T with a capital H inscribed sideways over the top of it. [When I first saw it, I thought it was some oriental character---TOKIO Hotel?? Logic sometimes fails even me. lols]

    J] Physical appearances. I have large hands. And though it would be obnoxiously cool to be the daughter of a fallen angel, sadly, I am not. I am tall, slender, and I look extremely like Mr Bill. Who, by the way, is 6’2″, and in some photos he appears very tall because of poor photography. Mr Tom is 6’1″, Georg is 5′…9″, I believe, and Gustav is 5’6″.

    And at the time of this article, they would have been…twenty, I believe.

    K) Dark: All males are wanted in the army when they turn eighteen in Germany. It’s a process called conscription. Damaging property was a popularity play that has never been acknowledged nor denied, and Tom puts on an act with all the “girls” he does. It’s funny, and the fans like it. ‘Nuff said.

    L) I would also like to call to your Christian mind that you are denying your own religion when you talk about a “hell hound”. In Christian mythology, there is no hell hound; however, in Norse and Greek/Roman, it is excessively talked about.

    M) The band has also never spread an anti-God message. They actually put Him into the context of “Hey, You” in the line “the same God, the same hell,” when they are speaking about the stupid differences in humanity–when everyone has common ground, such as the SAME GOD, Muslim, Jewish, Christianity, we all have the SAME ONE. We call him under different names, yes, but inherently He is the same God.

    N) The two G’s do in fact talk–every TH fan has heard them.

    O] Sennen:: a] For someone who rants on proper English, you don’t seem to know much—”witchcraft” is never capitalized. It’s not a proper noun. b] None of the lyrics refer to it, and “Monsoon” [not "Through the Monsoon"---keep doing research] and “1000 Oceans” are both about taking great risks, going the distance, and doing insane things for the sake of love. Kind of like what Jesus did.

    P] Mr Bill’s “mysterious” illness was a vocal cyst. It’s quite normal when you overuse your voice.

    Well, goddamn, that was a lot of typing! Whew! ^wipes sweat^ lols

    Have a nice and blessed day :D

    —Sennen Phoenix and Dark Calic Black

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    • Stormie Manson Sormie Manson

      While you are correct on every point you touched on, Directly translating Durch Den Monsun (The original version of “Monsoon”) is, in fact, Through the Monsoon. Other than that, you are completely correct.

      Stormie

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  • I’d just like to say:
    I’m Christian, and everyone in my family is Christian. You cannot tell me that I worship the devil, or that I’m Satanic, or that I need to be saved, or any of that nonsense.
    Now to get to the point, it says in The Bible that if you judge people, you will be judged. So what exactly gives you the right to judge other people? Only God can judge people. And also, killing is a sin, so is wishing death upon someone, and the fact of the matter is that you’ve outrightedly claimed that numerus people need to die, simply because they are different than you.
    I’d also like to point out that I’m sure we would know if either Bill or Tom had horns. Not to mention, there are thousand of people in the world who don’t like the taste of chocolate, does that make all of them Hell Hounds? And just so you know, you contradict yourself a lot. For example, you say the members of Tokio Hotel have taken the virginity of many young girls, which yeah, they probably have, and then you turn around and say they’re gay? How does that work?
    I’m Christian through and through, and I honestly think it’s much more likely that you are the anti-christ. After all, some people who read this article will turn away from God, because of the crazy things you say.
    And also, I’m wondering why you think you have the right to decide who is going to hell or not? After all, it’s God’s decision, not yours. For all you know, he could decide that you yourself deserve to go to hell.
    Is this nonsense you spew brought forth from your desperation to be important, your desperation to be worthy of God, and your need to make yourself feel better than everyone around you? I think it might be.
    And before you say anything about praying for me, or God bless you, or anything like that… I will say this:
    God bless you!
    Besides, I don’t want YOU to pray for me; the thought alone sickens me.

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  • Bitch you are nasty, BILL AND TOM ARE TWINS NO WAY IN HELL ARE THEY LOVERS.
    Second, this whole artice is just bs

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  • “the genetic jackpot.”

    That is blasphemy! God made man in his image, saying these demons’ appearance is the result of a game of chance merely confirms their unnaturalness.

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  • Have you never heard that phase before “Won the genetic jackpot”? Apparently not.

    How is is blasphemy, when this is true? God did create them in his image. Because They are HUMAN- His children. God made them beautiful because God is Beautiful, He is beyond our words to how describable how beautiful His is. We can’t even imagine.

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  • Michaela Park

    Lady, your the only trash here :) and more and more fans come here the more they are gonna laugh, eventually.

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  • We are made in God’s image in the fact that we have a soul. It does not mean superficially.

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