German World of Warcraft Schamane Guild Mystics To Blame For European Crop Famine
Germany has been struck with famine.
Bewildered agriculture scientists and farmers alike do not know what has gone wrong. The people of Germany stand confused, not knowing if the price of grains will now skyrocket so high that they cannot make their little dumpling cakes and kraut bread.
Some religious leaders in Germany have questioned if this development is punishment for Berlin’s new “Hilter Musuem”, which has had residents and curators alike nervous for months. Is God punishing Germany for building an educational shrine in honor of a man who is in league with King Pharoah?
Let’s not forget Pharoah was cursed with plagues of locusts and rivers of poisonous blood, then his army was drowned in the Red Sea. God simply used America to destroy the army of Hitler.
These events are already passed, however and Germans do a decent job of atoning for the sins of their anti-American forefathers. What they aren’t doing, however, is keeping the world safe from a threat even greater than the Nazi regime: World of Warcraft.
WoW is a dangerous game that is marketed to children. It serves as the background gaming piece for a global community of people who revel in exchanging nude pictures with your sons and daughters in the most secret, darkest hours of quiet night. They entice meet-ups where they have diseased orgies right in your hometown and then abductions occur from there.
If these facts were not scary enough, WoW has a ‘mystic’ element and unfortunately, Germany is the heart of the Satanic blood rituals that power the mysic guilds of World of Warcraft.
German people are heavily influenced by the occult. In ancient times, Germany was the seat of the Holy Roman Empire. As such, many people of cult religions sought to challenge authority with bizarre Satanic rights and rituals, many of which you still see present in leather clad Germans who glint and dance under the moonlit ruins of a Heidelburg castle.
They have emblems and they are cultish and sexual in nature.
Their ‘shamane” (shaman) class is responsible for recruiting impressionable people from the internet and beyond. They teach bizarre rituals then invite your sons and daughters to have ‘guild play’ with them and to ‘dance around their totems’.
This is innuendo and you can infer what they mean by this.
Then, they play with Oijui boards and for those who don’t know, that word takes origin in an ancient Germanic tongue and literally means ‘corrupt the innocent’. The first person to bring this term to the modern vernacular: Adolf Hitler.
It all comes full circle and Nazis are just as dangerous to humanity as World of Warcraft. These schamane guilds are the newest discovered threat from Germany and we will continue to expose them.
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Author: Hermann von Traugott
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4:43 pm
“Great deliverance giveth he to his king; and sheweth mercy to his anointed, to David, and to his seed for evermore.” –Psalm 18:50.
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9:01 pm
What the fuck does that quote have anything to do with the subject Stevie?
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10:12 pm
Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.
Homer: Yea, he’s my favorite fictional character.
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6:13 pm
Ummmm, that stuff never happened to me and ive played wow on and off since it came out… but damn those orgies sound nice.
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9:22 pm
I always thought WoW stood for “Whack-off Wednesdays”.
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3:56 am
Face palmed.
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5:06 pm
dare i ask where you get your info from? because the nazi stuff might be true, i am not an expert on that, but i do play alot of World of Warcraft and have done so for several years. but so far i havnet gone to any orgies or been abducted /have abducted others….
also, shamans have people dance around their totems?….what? no really what is that? the worst part about it is trying to decide which funny comment i should give it but i doubt its needed.
i will give the advise that has been given this sites authors many times. try the game. get a free trial for 7 days and you will realise you are wrong! it will not send you to hell trying it for 7 days.
what you are doing now is commenting on stuff you dont know anything about. its about equal to me becomming a priest but not having read the bible! i would not know “beep” about God and just “God is bad! all he ever does is kill people”, which is my current impression of him. if i did that i would be called a blasphemist and i dont know. so right now you are actually talking about something you dont know anythinng about so you are a “World of Warcraft blasphemist” (yes i just compared world of warcraft to God, deal with it).
looking foreward to your replies
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11:47 am
Ouija-composed of the french “oui” and German “ja” both meaning “yes” so literally translated ouija is (drumroll please) “yes yes” which surprisingly has nothing to do woth corrupting the innocent….huh go figure
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8:45 am
first, ouiji does not originitae from “Germanic” text, second, WoW IS FUCKING AWESOME! Third,Germany was not Romes “seat” of holy power ever! stupid fucks. it was austria. so alot of ur articles are bias bullshit because you are just like the KKK white idiots who assume they are correct about the apparent “pure race”
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2:31 pm
People need to lighten up. It’s a satire site.
Of course, I would be surprised if my comment doesn’t get deleted for saying that.
I love you guys here at Christwire though. You definitely give me a good laugh, after having grown up with many severely christian relatives.
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11:09 am
I’am really between two borders as CW being satire site.
Other half tells me that this is so fckd up shit that this must be joke.
Other one is slightly confused since its aware that people can be extremely *insert fancy word meaning idiot*
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10:49 am
I played WOW once, it lasted 6 years. I grew a beard that went down to my knees. Then one day i opened the curtains to find that apes had taken over my small town. This was slightly alarming as i knew i had to converse with these primatives.
It took days for me to gather the courage to go outside, once i did the sun burnt my skin. It was then that I realised that i had turned into a meff, the shock was so bad that i had to take a bath to make myself feeling less dirty. It was then with great horror that i realised i had not got my character ready to raid. I broke down with tears and rocked myself to sleep.
A few years later, back when i was older than i am now. I looked out of the window again and seen a dog boneing a cat, it made me realise. That there are cats out there i could have sex with. And since that day i have never played wow.
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4:02 pm
I always thought WoW stood for “Whack-off Wednesdays”.
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9:44 pm
http://www.myporncave.com
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