• God Smites Europe With Coldest Winter In 1000 Years

    October 5, 2010 5:11 am 8 comments
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  • Europe has grown smug and distant from the will of its creator. It has failed to acknoledge and remain eternally thankful to its savior, America.

    Only 68 years ago, millions of brave American boys went to Europe to save them from Nazi oppression. Our men bled American blood upon the grounds of Europe, all so their little country no bigger than a proper state could stand tall and proud. America sacrificed to save Europe in the name of freedom.

    But Europe has betrayed America and therefore God. Instead of joining us in a war on terror, they have sold us out by not standing by our sides in war.

    Instead of using the dollar as the foundation of their economy, they have betrayed us with the Euro.

    Europe no longer embraces America as a brother, but rather stabs us in the back like an ungrateful pleb.

    Friends, behold God’s wrath for betrayer Europe. Shudder in fear, for the wrath of GOD blows colder than the most biter Arctic night and can make absolute zero feel like the warmest day in hell. Burn Europe!

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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