God Smites Europe With Coldest Winter In 1000 Years

Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
• ChristWire
October 5, 2010 5:11 am8 comments

Europe has grown smug and distant from the will of its creator. It has failed to acknoledge and remain eternally thankful to its savior, America.

Only 68 years ago, millions of brave American boys went to Europe to save them from Nazi oppression. Our men bled American blood upon the grounds of Europe, all so their little country no bigger than a proper state could stand tall and proud. America sacrificed to save Europe in the name of freedom.

But Europe has betrayed America and therefore God. Instead of joining us in a war on terror, they have sold us out by not standing by our sides in war.

Instead of using the dollar as the foundation of their economy, they have betrayed us with the Euro.

Europe no longer embraces America as a brother, but rather stabs us in the back like an ungrateful pleb.

Friends, behold God’s wrath for betrayer Europe. Shudder in fear, for the wrath of GOD blows colder than the most biter Arctic night and can make absolute zero feel like the warmest day in hell. Burn Europe!


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8 Comments

  • Just for the Craic

    Funny. I’m from Ireland (i.e. part of Europe) and it seems to be a helluva lot warmer now than it was last year.

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  • thegospelofmatt

    “so their little country no bigger than a proper state could stand tall and proud”

    lol pretty sure Europe > U.S. state

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  • Serves them right, hope they freeze to death.

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  • Here in Italy the weather is pretty normal. Rainy and warm as it should be in the beginning of October!

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  • Burn them in cold weather! That’s what u just said…

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  • Now where in the Bible in Jesus say “go ye into all the world and tell people that America is the holiest country in the world and that God will still use natural disasters as punishment even though He specifically said he wouldnt in the first book of the Bible”? I think God asked people to show the love of Christ, and I think condemning a continent for being different isnt the love of Christ. You sir are a false prophet.

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  • Om nom nom nom

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  • You sir, have a lot of anger and hate, and you promote anger and hate, which is not the way of our Lord. The Lord and bible said no not judge, love thy neighbor as you love thy self. Being a good christian is about, compassion, forgiveness, and love. Not casting the first stone.

    I have read your sites articles and I can honestly say you are twisted in your beliefs. I hope you find the right path one day.

    May I suggest that before you preach about the bible, you try reading it first.

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