Is My Child’s Schoolteacher a Secret Sex Addict?

Stephenson Billings
• ChristWire
October 20, 2010 10:29 pm139 comments

Debra Lafave secret sex addict teacher

Much has been written of late about the growing number of schoolteachers actively engaging in sexual acts with their students. As this tragedy continues to spread, administrators, politicians and parents are unsure about what to do next. There is no consensus on how to battle this trend, particularly when it comes to female teachers and male students. Some brush off these peculiar occurrences as examples of boyish hormones intersecting with poor feminine judgment. On the other hand, law enforcement and child development experts state that these incidents should be properly labeled as abuses or rapes, warranting criminal prosecution. However one looks at this crisis, it is clear that the epidemic is closely connected with the lowered standards of morality and professionalism in today’s educational environments.

As more and more Christian families send their boys and girls to public schools, it’s important that a system of checks and balances be put in place. This does not mean one should be invasive, and certainly the vast majority of America’s schoolteachers are decent and law abiding. But it can’t hurt to get to know these faculty members, coaches and advisors and monitor their personalities. Parent-teacher conferences are a regular feature this time of year. You can volunteer to chaperone field trips or other special events. You should not be reluctant to call or email if you have concerns about reading materials, coursework levels or science classes. Even if you feel your child is not being mentally challenged in the classroom, you should speak up. Each of these situations presents a great opportunity to make a connection with your child’s teachers.

The Bible commands us, “Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.” We are also told, “Folly is bound up in the heart of a child.”

It is vital for adults to stay engaged in the lives of their kids as they develop through their tumultuous teenage years. This is a time when their bodies have matured, but their minds are still youthful. It’s only natural that they will be prone to mistakes and bad decisions. Keep a watchful eye, particularly when it comes to internet usage. Many experts recommend avoiding portable laptops and iPhones and instead setting up a computer workstation in the family room so that you can see what web pages are being surfed. There are also many great software programs that prevent illicit and dangerous sites from loading onto your home machine. For the tech savvy, you can purchase monitoring systems that follow a child’s text messaging and call log records. It’s always smart to review these on a regular basis to make sure that the numbers are familiar, and not those of mysterious adults or disposable cell phones (a popular trick of urban drug dealers).

facial types of dangerously sexual school teachers
(This image above shows how sex obsessed teachers fall into certain categories. These are people incapable of keeping their libidos in check and who lack the moral foundation necessary to interact with children. Their faces speak volumes of secret desires!)

When it comes to schoolteachers themselves, it’s worthwhile to remember that they’re human beings, too, and susceptible to the same frailties you find in society at large. “The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately sick; who can understand it?” as Jeremiah 17:9 warns. Many of these educators can be quite young, just out of college and maybe only a few years older than your own children. As part of the young adult world, they may have fallen prey to their own poor decisions, such as drug use and sexual immorality. There is no simple test to weed out all the bad apples, but again parents need to be vigilant for the moments of impropriety that can happen between a child and his instructor.

As can be seen with the numerous cases of women raping boys in schools, there are common characteristics and flashing warning signs. The thought may be incredibly difficult for you to contemplate, but it is necessary as a parent to be aware (see “Warning Signs of a Pedophile” for more). Take comfort in Psalm 34:17: “When the righteous cry for help, the Lord hears, and rescues them from all their troubles.” Because we realize this is such an uncomfortable issue, Christwire has put together some simple graphs and displays to help you evaluate the sexual personae of schoolteachers. In future articles, we will explore the proper ways to take control of these complex dilemmas. Be sure to check with us soon!

The graph below shows notorious Pamela Rogers, jailed for repeatedly having sex with one of her 13-year old male students. Her hypersexualized “vixen” appearance was meant to titillate young boys and was clearly entirely inappropriate for the classroom.
how to spot a sex addicted school teacher

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Exhibits A & B: Test yourself and see if you can pick out the great teachers and the dangerous ones in the photos below!
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dopey degenerate

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139 Comments

  • I’ve got to hand it to you Stevie, you actually DID come up with a blog post that i can’t entirely thrash on. Outside of the stupid comments involving bad decisions (as in, your linking to your blog post that lumped sex, drugs, and games into one giant pot like they’re all terrible, horrible things), and your incredibly retarded methods of ‘finding the sex addict teacher’, this DOES have some merit. I award you 5 claps out of 10.

    Why not full score? For one thing, you DID take a huge chunk of your time to show the ‘visual aids of finding a sex addict teacher’, when that’s nothing but a bunch of bullshit. Look at pedophiles, I’m willing to bet that most of them look like really old men, so does that mean that every old guy is a pedophile by association? No, it doesn’t, otherwise there’d be a helluva lot more sexual abuse running rampant throughout the country and world. Secondly, you link to your own blog posts as ‘evidence’, a GIANT no-no that you should’ve learned by now; your credibility goes out the window when you reference yourself (granted you have no credibility, if by some miracle you change and you’re not a complete retard anymore, the advice still stands). Thirdly, you over-blow the issue by essentially saying that ‘pretty teachers are pedophiles’, which (again) is nothing more than generalization and total bullshit.

    The ‘graphs’ themselves are also one giant mess; that picture with Pamela Rogers was taken during her arrest, saying she’s into S&M is unfounded when you point to her HANDCUFFS while everything else was cut-away, which would have revealed that she was being carried off by the POLICE. The pictures you have are just irrelevant in general, you’re trying to make the suggestion that if someone looks dull in a picture you picked out, that they’re a sex-addict or a pedophile or whatever. That just isn’t the case, if so, I could take a picture of my teacher looking at his most bored state, and claim he rapes girls in his class every other week simply based on that ONE photo (photo’s themselves are terrible pieces of evidence when it comes to facial expression, a person with severe depression can smile and ‘fake’ the depression in that photo, even if they’re cutting themselves constantly at night). Unless that photo depicts a person actually DOING something, there’s no point in using it as a piece of evidence based entirely on what they look like at that point.

    One other reason this doesn’t get a higher clap is that you used biased sources. Actual news reports have more merit, but when you reference a site with their own agenda, you show your bias that you favor their opinion, which can backlash against you in the future (and already has, Focus on the Family is nothing more than a bunch of paranoid idiots like you). There’s also the fact that you don’t have an actual experience with your subjects; you’ve admitted several times that you don’t have a family, so ‘family advice’ from you is essentially moot if you have no idea what the hell you’re talking about. Using other sources doesn’t label you as an ‘expert’, it labels you as someone who can essentially copy and paste what they found elsewhere.

    That’s really about it from what I could find. Keep in mind, if you actually managed to read here, I’m not ‘apologizing’, I’m just saying you’re getting better, but rather than take a step forward and two steps back, try inching forward instead, and get rid of your damned bias.

    Of course, knowing you, you’ll blow through allllll of that and when someone else starts a debate with you, you’ll claim they’re an evil liberal and they’re out to rape children or some other nonsense like you always do, and you’ll have done nothing but kept the cycle looping.

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    • Thank you my friend for the apology and agreeing with me on this critical issue. I realize you’re a liberal and not still close with the church, but this is surely something people of all stripes can see eye to eye on.

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      • Having endured the tender mercies of molestation throughout my childhood, while watching the perpetrator hide behind the ‘good man of the church’ guise (among others), I can say without reservation, and with lots of experience that this article, and at least a couple of your comments on the subject are the absolute apex of stupidity.

        In fact, this kind of simplistic, demagoguery is precisely one of the biggest reasons sexual predators are able to hide in plain site. For the only thing they need to do is reside in your cognitive dissonance. The places where you don’t WANT to look, because the mind recoils. Because in that moment they have you fooling yourself. You cannot countenance the thought that this otherwise seemingly normal, upstanding person you see before you and have known for years could POSSIBLY doing what you’ve caught faint hints of.

        So while you’re thinking about and watching for people like those shown above, do keep in mind that they are the inept. They’re the ones who got caught. The ones who were either too stupid or careless to hide themselves effectively.

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        • I am condemning molestation in this article. I am calling out pedophiles. I believe what I’m doing is a good thing. I am angry with the people who make children suffer. It personally disgusts me beyond belief and I understand that the victims of this sort of abuse spend the rest of their lives navigating some very difficult issues.

          As for the commenter below who says I “have no place to judge”, you have intensely misread Matthew, as do many people unfamiliar with Biblical teaching. As a society we MUST condemn and judge criminality. We cannot give free reign to the molesters and murderers, that would just be absurd. We have every reason to seek out those who commit such horrendous crimes and in fact our entire legal system is based on that fact. I am grateful that this issue is finally being taken seriously in the United States and hope it will be taken more seriously in other countries where for too long at it has been avoided. In this pursuit, we have courts and men like Chief Justice John Roberts, a devout Catholic, who spends his days “judging”. Are you, below commenter, honestly suggesting that he should retire because of your obscure interpretation of Biblical teaching? No, you are wrong and the pedophile crisis is a perfect example of why society needs to be vigilant. God bless.

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          • //I am angry with the people who make children suffer. It personally disgusts me beyond belief and I understand that the victims of this sort of abuse spend the rest of their lives navigating some very difficult issues.//

            Then why must you condemn and damn people and children constantly? You believe that homosexuals deserve to rot in Hell, and you hope something horrible happens to them. Guess what jackass, that includes children and teenagers.

            //As for the commenter below who says I “have no place to judge”, you have intensely misread Matthew, as do many people unfamiliar with Biblical teaching.//

            Such as yourself.

            //As a society we MUST condemn and judge criminality. We cannot give free reign to the molesters and murderers, that would just be absurd. We have every reason to seek out those who commit such horrendous crimes and in fact our entire legal system is based on that fact.//

            Crimes do not equal sins. Having sex with five different women and eating your weight in hamburgers isn’t a crime, it’s a sin. Killing someone in the name of your faith or using a “holy duty” as an excuse to do something terrible isn’t a sin, it’s a crime.

            //In this pursuit, we have courts and men like Chief Justice John Roberts, a devout Catholic, who spends his days “judging”. Are you, below commenter, honestly suggesting that he should retire because of your obscure interpretation of Biblical teaching? No, you are wrong and the pedophile crisis is a perfect example of why society needs to be vigilant. God bless.//

            When was the last time he sent a man to jail for jerking off? When was the last time he sent a woman to jail for being a lesbian? When was the last time he sent someone to death for getting a haircut? None whatsoever. He judges crimes, not sins, the two are vastly different.

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          • Comedian, that was just plain rude. I am not sure why you have all that hostility boiling over in you, but please do not make up statements and opinions and blindly claim that I follow them. My view of homosexuality is that it’s a sin and I encourage all those experimenting with this lifestyle to abandon it for the sake of their souls. The Bible is very clear about homosexuality and I am following pure teachings of the Good Book. Overall, that is a distraction from the main issue at hand and I don’t even know why you brought it up. Just to attack me? Isn’t that petty? This is a Christian website! Why do you always seem so angry and confused? I do love you my friend, despite your arrogance and your hate. I want to help you become a spiritual man some day.

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          • //Comedian, that was just plain rude. I am not sure why you have all that hostility boiling over in you, but please do not make up statements and opinions and blindly claim that I follow them.//

            You don’t ever want to disprove them, so then how are they false? You don’t bother posting points as to why you aren’t all the things I call you, you just say that ‘its not true’ without saying why. You don’t say that you’re right just because you said, because what’s to stop me from doing the same?

            //My view of homosexuality is that it’s a sin and I encourage all those experimenting with this lifestyle to abandon it for the sake of their souls.//

            Then you shouldn’t be shoving cheeseburgers down your throat, or eating pork, or eating seafood, or cutting your hair, and you shouldn’t be wearing clothes of mixed materials. There’s also the fact that you constantly attack and slander and lie, all sins and crimes against God. You follow the lies of others and you’ve bared false witness countless times. A holy man you are most certainly not.

            //The Bible is very clear about homosexuality and I am following pure teachings of the Good Book.//

            Then why is it only the Old Testament says anything about homosexuality and Christians have long since abandoned the literal Old Testament in favor of the New? You can’t follow the book, yet you expect everyone else to. You never want to explain why you’re exempt from your ‘lessons’, you seem to think you’re without sin, and yet you are everything the Bible warned about, a False Prophet who would lead the souls of man to hell.

            //Overall, that is a distraction from the main issue at hand and I don’t even know why you brought it up. Just to attack me? Isn’t that petty? This is a Christian website!//

            You attack people on a daily basis, you reap what you sow, and the ‘main issue’ has already been dealt with, you’re just too fucking blind to see it.

            //Why do you always seem so angry and confused? I do love you my friend, despite your arrogance and your hate. I want to help you become a spiritual man some day.//

            Gay Stevie is Gay. First, I’m angry at you because you’re nothing but a fat fucking liar who doesn’t do one ounce of research and believe he’s above everyone. Second, you’re the one who’s confused, you can’t read correctly, you think the Bible’s teachings is for everyone else and you think fantasy is reality. Third, you only love your fat fucking self, and you’re nothing but a hypocrite. You’re nothing but a lying bigot and a terrorist.

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          • I don’t like you.

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      • With you being a Christian, (given this website is not pure satire, “Currently praying to decide who needs boycotting. Please check back soon.” LMFAO REALLY!?) you have no place to judge. It is NOT your duty. You want to be a real Christian, help the people out. Give them your support, or is that just too much for you? The laws of the Bible is not a buffet line. You do not get to pick the ones you like. What the fuck ever happened to love thy neighbor?

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        • I’m sorry but I don’t think I have it in me to “Love thy neighbor the pedophile.” I love the man who has repented, who has accepted Christ but that’s no excuse to turn a blind eye to a horrific crime.

          “I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” –2 Timothy 4:1-4

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          • NO. NO. NO. You are supposed to love everyone even before they repent and all that stuff regardless of who they are. You are supposed to help people not condemn them. Sure if someone breaks the law of man they must be punished for it but they should never lose the love of a Christian. Saying you will never love a pedophile is very unsettling. HELP THEM OUT IF YOU ARE A TRUE CHRISTIAN! Lets see how many memes I can put in here that can accurately describe this article. And begin:

            FAIL

            You’re doing it wrong.

            You dun goof’d up.

            Consequences will never be the same.

            Oh yea, fuck yo couch.

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          • Thanks for including the childish slang, it certainly tells me the maturity level of the person I’m dealing with. I’m sorry but I just don’t think you’re qualified to comprehend the severity of the issue at hand. Thank you for visiting and I do appreciate your reading of the text, but please keep an open mind and try not to be always so conceited. It turns people away.

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      • Your eye’s are failing buddy (even though everything else about you has failed), I already said that I wasn’t apologizing, I’m just saying you made a couple decent points, while having a shit ton of bullshit after them. I even explicitly stated at the very end, right above the fucking Reply button, that I wasn’t apologizing, and even then, ALL that text was still bashing on your blog post.

        You don’t bother reading everything through, which is WHY you’re so incredibly retarded. I’m willing to bet that while you were in school, you didn’t read a book past the first paragraph and cheated off of a ‘nerd’ you hated in order to pass.

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  • Thank God “opps thats me”

    Anyway Stevie is a little bit lost tonight boys and girls.
    Just because he does the reach around at the local KKK and plays with the kiddy’s durring the day with Chuck and CO. it wears hims out. So when he does get time to put on his Investigative Journalist hat (after the reach around at the local KKK) he offen forgets about real life and has learnt to type with one hand. Now we all know where the other hand is.

    So please go easy on him. As the Niggers at the local jail are waiting for him to vist

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    • I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE AND THIS IS LIBEL.

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      • Dude, take a look in the mirror at your John Wayne Gacey face, take a look at what you do for a living (clowning), and take a look at the fact that you bring young boys into the mountains. Granted, that’s not proof, but if I had kids I would most certainly not feel comfortable leaving them alone with you.

        Besides, if you can write that Bill Murray is lurking in the shadows, waiting to rape you, then we can write that you’re a pedophile. It’s a two way street, Billings.

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        • I’m a child molester because I believe actor Bill Murray is a bad influence on youth today? That’s really reaching, Claire.

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          • “I’m a child molester because I believe actor Bill Murray is a bad influence on youth today? That’s really reaching, Claire.”

            Are you that stupid? The first part of my reply was directed at your first sentence about not being a pedophile. The second part (about Bill Murray) was directed at your second sentence, where you said that we’re libeling you.

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  • once again i see a lot of asumptions and no facts or reason.
    but then what mmore can we expect from the gay pedophile clown who’s mom doesn’t love him anymore and is often in conflict with the authorities.

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    • NOT A PEDOPHILE. And I take my work very seriously.

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      • You take giving blowjobs to the KKK seriously? Really?
        Do you also enjoy ploughing little boys in the backside? We all know that you do, so don’t deny it.

        I think the reason why so many commenters have a problem with you, and why you are getting absolutely ROASTED in the comments is because you may take your job seriously… but you speak nothing but OPINION. There is NO fact in your article, none. Just you making up stupid shit to be a sensationalist.

        Provide SCIENTIFIC FACT, or better yet.. you need to UNDERSTAND what a “fact” is first.

        Let me teach you, as you clearly don’t know.

        A fact is something that has been PROVEN to be true and is testable and repeatable. Still with me? Good, I thought that maybe I was being too complicated for you.

        What you stated were opinions (Creations of YOUR DELUSIONAL MIND.) and are NOT testable OR repeatable. This means you have NO credibility as a journalist (*Busts out laughing*) or as a human being.

        What do you expect from someone who takes a book that is a work of complete fiction to be fact? Nothing else but a total beleif in fiction and opinion.

        Hey buddy, you realise that the bible was written by FALLIBLE HUMAN BEINGS, not an omnipotent force, right? You know that the bible was meant as a GUIDE on how to live your life, not to be taken WORD FOR WORD, right?

        Show some critical thinking, because you are showing an alarming lack of it. But I’ve come to expect that from the devoutly religious that base their lives on a book of fiction.

        Thank you for providing me with further reason to despise people like you. You have just justified my current views… and here I was hoping there was hope for the devoutly religious. Guess not.

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        • I happen to be a credentialed Investigative Journalist with many years and many articles under my belt. Your attacks on me have ZERO merit and frankly, you sound a bit delusional. Please get off your high horse for once and appreciate that the people of faith truly have something to offer this country. YOU ARE CONFUSED!

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          • Reading ‘Jack and Jill’ magazine at the doctor’s office does not make one a credentialed journalist.

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          • “I happen to be a credentialed Investigative Journalist”

            SHOW…US…YOUR…CREDENTIALS.

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          • So… asking someone to provide facts instead of just opinion has no merit?

            Fine, I’ll stop the attacks for this post and make a SINGLE, SIMPLE request. Again.

            Provide your sources as a journalist that have lead you to come to the ridiculous and biased conclusion that appearance has ANYTHING to do with pedophilia. (Proven science only, please.)

            We’re all waiting.

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          • “I happen to be a credentialed Investigative Journalist”

            No, you are a LIAR.

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          • The only truth about ya Is you are a Pedophile

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  • Poor, pathetic waste of a soul….

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  • OMG. This is the stupidest thing I have read in a long time. I’m so glad that now I know that everyone who has ever been arrested is into S&M since they got handcuffed. Oh, and that every pretty young teacher is probably having sex with kids. Thanks for the enlightening read. LOL

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  • As a fellow, God-loving and Jesus-saved Christian, and as your brother in Christ, I urge you to disregard the hateful blathering of the wayward atheists, heathens, and all of Satan’s other rabble that only come here to debase our glorious light with their sinful, tainted words.

    But keep in mind, Stephenson, that at its heart, the Internet Web is a a web of LIES. Truly, it is a tool of Satan and his foul agents and an affront to the Lord. I may freely go about my blessed business on the Internet Web as I walk hand in hand with Christ, our Lord and Savior. However, do not give into the temptation, Stephenson, to try to save these wicked souls. They are meaningless in the eyes of the Lord’s plan, and He has much greater plans for you than publishing RAW TRUTH on this website (the only beacon of light in what can only be otherwise described as a veritable Sodom and Gamorrah). These sinners are NOT worth saving; their words and deeds tell this, and God agrees. While the Antichrist (i.e. SATANBAMA) leads our country into the maw of Hell itself, it is up to the light-touched Christian warriors like you and me to decide what is worth saving, and the internet truly fails in the Lord’s eyes.

    The Lord wrote the 2nd amendment into our most penultimately most sacred and holy document, the revered Constitution, so that the faithful of Christ may defend themselves against the corrupt tide of atheism, liberalism, and all of Satan’s influences. Among these sinful devices of subversion is the Internet Web. Cast it off, Stephenson, and do not lower yourself to save these cretins. The Lord commands us to do so; he speaks divinely through me. As his chosen warrior, I shall continue fighting the Internet Web to spread His message.

    While your article was certainly informative, the Lord shall see fit that these sinners are PUNISHED in HELL for their misdeeds. Using a tool of evil (the liberal, secular Internet Web SIN MACHINE) to inform others is an affront to Christ and an insult to His love for all his creations, except the SINNERS that dared to disagree with you about this article.

    Christ commands us to bear arms; remember that. And bear them we shall, against the LIBERAL SECULAR TERRORIST RAPIST SINNERS that would drag us all to hell with their wicked ways. Leave the Internet Web behind, Stephenson, save yourself for the glory of our Lord and do His work, not your own.

    Your brother in Christ,
    Timothy Hargrove
    thechosenwarriorofchrist@gmail.com

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    • Timothy, I really really really hope you are a troll from Fark. There is no way someone can be like this….

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    • …You’re joking about your post, right? I’m a Christian, and if I recall… Pentecostal teachers have long, long hair and wear skirts (this article practically says no matter what skirt size or length, a skirt is evil. Wear pants)… Does this make Pentecostal teachers evil sex addicts that are going to prey on our children? Regardless their backgrounds, they have two out of 8 facts down, and many people bend over at some point, and students “check them out.” Are teachers that drop their markers or chalk secretly trying to get checked out? The article was 99.9% pointless, and only participants of Westboro Baptist Church can take this seriously. I don’t agree with the dress-wear that woman was wearing in the photo, BUT… Was that photo taken at the exact moment she finished having her way with her student? I highly doubt it. And I 100% doubt YOUR god, no offense because MY God wouldn’t punish a skirt-wearing Pentecostal teacher with extra long hair that moisturizes her dry, rough hands and bends over when she drops her moisturizer lotion. She can’t help her dry skin condition or the fact she’s not allowed to cut her hair or wear pants. Both you AND this article writer need psychological help, no argument there.

      Need I say more?

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    • Timothy, there are many terrible things on the internet but it also gives good people the chance to connect and share faith. I am happy that we have this little soap box here at Christwire to spread the Good News. It is much like the rest of society, complex and nerve wracking but that’s how life is.

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  • And somehow teachers are worse than boy-abusing priests?

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    • Pedophilia everywhere is a problem. The question of the Catholic church is not the specific issue of this article, but since you bring it up, the church is much like the rest of society and suffers from the same awful conditions you find in any group. They are under the microscope now and yes, they need to answer some very serious questions for everyone’s sake (not just those of us with faith). That said, the larger crisis of sexual immorality is something that ALL society is facing and must address.

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      • So does your past post about how the entire world needs to stop sodomy and needs help mean this article doesn’t just relate to teachers, but EVERYONE? Jeez, forget stereotyping just teachers… You’re stereotyping the WORLD.

        And who teaches in handcuffs?

        Also, could you specify what type of “seductive” hand lotion you’re talking about here? I need to know what kind we are looking out for. If the lotion says “SPERMICIDAL LUBRICANT” then I’m pretty sure we’re all smart enough, and did not need this article. Just because you didn’t make it as a teacher doesn’t mean you need to trash talk them.

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        • Sodomy is a sin and poses great health risks. It’s not an issue that should be taken lightly.

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          • So is gluttony.

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          • How mature to insult me because I may be somewhat overweight.

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          • //How mature to insult me because I may be somewhat overweight.//

            Gluttony is a Sin, and you feel as if you shouldn’t correct this problem. You feel no guilt whatsoever in over-indulging and you think that people who are in love with someone who’s the same gender is a greater sin than you feeding your fat mouth. I repeat, you think LOVE is a SIN, you apparently can’t define what the fuck a sin is unless you live in bizzaro world.

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  • you bible thumpers are fearmongering tards…

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  • Oh my God your article is hilarious! I was laughing so hard I spilled my coffee when I read the “post coitum posture” bit! Your writing reminds me of the Onion’s best pieces, hopefully they will pick you up. I’m a bit concerned because there will be those out there who think Christians are really that dopey and cluess to believe things like this. You should put something at the bottom saying it’s a joke – I wouldn’t want my son’s teachers to think I’m really this stupid just because I’m a Christian.

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  • As a christian myself, I see the concern for the teacher/student relationships, it is inappropriate. However, you have taken some serious liberties in your post. Not every long haired female teacher is trying to sleep with students. You can not assume a teacher is going to molest a sudent because they havent shaved. You are basically saying that only unattractive people can be legitimate teachers, and that is wrong. It is hard eough finding people who are willing to make a career out of teaching our youth, but to eliminate potential teachers based on appearance is truly insane.

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    • Hi Luke, thanks for the response. I think you have taken some unnecessary liberties with my interpretations. This article is meant as a guide for parents. How else are we to approach this issue without a little guidance? There has to be clue and tips that can be provided. I am merely opening the door. Once suspicions are aroused, further investigation can follow. That is clearly stated in my article. Well, God bless my friend.

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      • A guide huh?

        How the hell do you guide someone with pure conjecture and generalization?

        It’s like the blind leading the blind.

        In order to “guide” someone, you need FACT, not opinion… or are you not intelligent enough to understand that?

        Show me where ANYTHING you posted in the article can be confirmed as fact by a reputable source (Read *reputable* as: Proven science. Not opinion.), oh that’s right.. you can’t. This is an opinion peice.

        You aren’t in a place to guide ANYONE, much less yourself.

        You like to think of yourself as a “journalist”, fine. Show us your sources, Mr. Journalist.

        I like to think of you as a blind hack, and I’m sorry to say… but my argument is supported by more FACT than your opinion. Source: Your article.

        At least I can PROVIDE my sources, something you can’t do.. because you don’t HAVE any.

        P.S.

        In case I have to draw it out for you…

        I find pedophilia to be disgusting, immoral and just plain wrong.. so on THAT point.. we agree. But ONLY on that point.

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  • This has GOT to be satire…but I hope it’s not.

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  • What really troubles me is how the boys being attacked are traumatized and ashamed all their lives. I think the reason we’re seing more girls in college than boys is because many of them are facing sexual pressures from these lesbian teachers who have their way with them.

    A teenage boy’s mind is not yet ready to think about secret parts and them sinning together. Yet, these teachers are forcing them into these awkward situations and making them do unwanted things, then these boys have nowhere to release and tell all the trauma they faced.

    We see it time and time again. These boys have no chance to heal and grow up confused because being exploited by these monsters.

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  • Wow…. Mr. Billings you are one the most ignorant nitwits I have ever run across. If I didn’t know better I would have thought this webpage was a spoof from a comedy outfit of some kind. The fact that you actually believe this garbage that is posted is scary as hell.
    Do you really think you are providing some kind of public service? If so, you should really seek psychological counseling because you are a very warped man.

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  • I’ll take “Miss Smirky Smiles” and a six pack please.

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  • B is completely wrong, if you have met any eccentric professor you’ll know they put far more thought into intellectual pursuits than looking the part.

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  • is this a joke? this is the stupidest thing i’ve read all week. that “evidence?” of what a dangerously sexy teacher looks like is total bullshit. fuck off asshole

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  • I am having a hard time trying to figure out if I am reading the Onion or something serious.

    I think I have found a new comedy sight none the less.

    Cheers

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  • WOW!! You bible humpers have nailed it on the head this time. There is nothing wrong with doing the teacher. It is a learning experience after all and I do like learning curves. Whatever happened to judge not lest ye be judged. Your views on here are exactly why I quit believing in imaginary friends years ago (god). You people are the criminals.

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  • Lol you forgot stains on shirt… Sheesh how can you tell the difference between a sexual offender and just a teacher having a bad day? I think all of my teachers at one time or another looked like a predator.

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  • There was a group of people that used a very similar idea a while back. They called themselves the Nazis.

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    • The Guy From Office Space

      The Nazi’s had pieces of flare that they made the jews wear!!!

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    • That’s not very nice, Dave.

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      • Maybe so, but it’s the truth.

        Which is more than we can say about anything you’ve posted in your article, you’re nothing more than a liar with internet access.

        You know that lying is a sin, right?
        With every word you type, you offend your god.

        How does that make you feel?

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  • Someone tell me this is a joke please. I mean it has to be, right? These types of bible thumping lunatics only appear in works of satire, right?

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  • Please tell me this is a joke…..

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  • I just want to take this opportunity to say 2 things. 1. there is no God…you are all just really good at make-believe. 2. While teachers need to exercise better judgement…I think it is most important for people to realize that ANYONE can be a predator…not just if they look the part. Emotional maturity is lacking with these pedophiles. Woman and men alike need to hold each other accountable for behavior in a school.

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    • Dave, God gave His only forsaken Son for YOU! Jesus died on the cross for YOU!

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      • Billings, for the last fucking time, not everybody believes in that shit, so just knock it off with your “he died for YOU! He loves YOU!” bullcrap.

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      • He died for yours too jackass, or did you assume that your ‘badge of Christianity’ prevents you from going to Hell and that you’re free of sins?

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  • Marshall Cypress

    For A second I thought this was TheOnion, until I realized this is meant to be serious.

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  • I just want to take this opportunity to say 2 things. 1. there is no God…you are all jsut really good at make-believe. 2. While teachers need to exercise better judgement…I think it is most important for people to realize that ANYONE can be a predator…not just if they look the part. Emotional maturity is lacking with these pedophiles. Woman and men alike need to hold each other accountable for behavior in a school.

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  • Toe-sucking libtard

    Meh. Moderately funny, but not nearly as clever as the Onion. (BTW, just in case there are any actual real comments here, yes, this site is a parody site.)

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  • I am now dumber for having read a single line of this drivel. We do have similar goals; Condemnation and accountability for child molesters. However, your argument is retarded in the most offensive sense of the word. You look more like a pedophile in your picture than any of those you listed (my opinion). If I were leaving my children in the care of someone, I would think twice if I saw you there. Perhaps you should clean your nasty self up before condemning someone in a business suit. So, stuff your stereotyping up your ass and get with the program. You couldn’t spot a pedophile if he/she was peeing on your shoe.

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  • “‘See me in study hall’ eyes” – Those are called “bedroom eyes”, and the photo may have simply been taken in mid-blink, or her eyes may have been dry.

    “Apple-loving lips” – What the hell does that even mean? The only thing she can change about her lips are their hue (i.e. the shade of lipstick). You make it sound as though she has Angelina Jolie lips or something (which still indicates nothing).

    “Long, long hair to tease a student’s shoulder” – So what, now women aren’t permitted to have long hair? Give me a fucking break.

    “Outfits that say ‘classrooms are for creeping’” – That’s an entirely work-appropriate outfit. What would you prefer her to wear?

    “Post coitum posture” – first of all, “coitum” is not a word, second, I see nothing post-coitus about the way she’s standing.

    “Sadomasochism” – So you’re calling her a sadomasochist because of the handcuffs that the POLICE put on her? You realize that she had no choice in those being on her, right?

    “Delicate, moisturized hands to ‘stimulate’ learning” – oh for fuck’s sake, who the hell cares if she moisturizes her hands (and how you can tell that she does is behind me). God forbid she should actually take care of her skin instead of letting it dry and crack.

    Look, I’m not defending this woman’s actions, I’m simply saying that your little diagram there is absolutely ridiculous, as having moisturized hands, bedroom eyes, long hair, and “apple-loving” lips (whatever the hell that even means) does NOT make a teacher a pedophile.

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    • Post coitum is Latin for after intercourse. Google it my friend.

      As for your snide attacks on the graph, it’s all a question of interpretation and I’m sure you have different ideas what a pedophile looks like. Your comments are not constructive, however, they are simply mean and derogatory. I wish you would try to contribute a little something more as you clearly have a good head on your shoulders and can contribute to our conversation here. God bless and be well.

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      • “I’m sure you have different ideas what a pedophile looks like.”

        Yeah. I’d say your profile pic is a pretty good example.

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        • How many times do I have to tell you that those accusations were false and that stupid little girl later recanted everywhere? She was just angry at me for an article I wrote and thought it would be funny to harass me. Case closed.

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          • “How many times do I have to tell you that those accusations were false and that stupid little girl later recanted everywhere? She was just angry at me for an article I wrote and thought it would be funny to harass me. Case closed.”

            And how many times do I have to tell you that I’m not referring to the facebook marriage incident at all, that I’m referring to the fact that since day one I’ve found your christwire picture to be very creepy and pedophiliac, and that your profession as a clown and your hobby of taking young boys into the mountains only reinforce that pedophiliac vibe?

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          • Vibes? “Laughing out Loud!”

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      • //Post coitum is Latin for after intercourse. Google it my friend.//

        It’s coitus you retard, not coitum.

        //As for your snide attacks on the graph, it’s all a question of interpretation and I’m sure you have different ideas what a pedophile looks like.//

        And your ideas of a pedophile are apparently attractive or bored looking people.

        //Your comments are not constructive, however, they are simply mean and derogatory.//

        And saying that cats are the cause of single people and that actors are evil people isn’t mean and derogatory?

        //I wish you would try to contribute a little something more as you clearly have a good head on your shoulders and can contribute to our conversation here. God bless and be well.//

        There’s nothing to contribute, you’re full of shit, you’re the Perez Hilton of Christians, a person that no one wants to associate with because they’re so fucking bat-shit insane.

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  • PunsKillPeople

    …Are…are you a troll? Is this satire? Is this just one major, incredibly epic troll we’ve all been pulled into? The poorly-designed graphics, overblown writing style, and especially the “S&M” part leads me to believe you are. I want to believe.

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  • I’d like top fuck a few of those bitches. Where were they when I was in school?

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  • I think this is called “satire” for you uninformed people.

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  • Wow. Way to take others’ images and plaster a copyright symbol on it to claim as your own.

    Shows that Christians will stoop to any level to make their point (however assinine it may be).

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  • This post couldn’t be more BS if it came from a cow’s butt.

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  • You really are clueless aren’t you? You have no idea as to what you are even talking about. You are just another one of those hypochristians out there. It is people like you that give Christianity a bad name. You do not pracitce any of the tennets out there. With people like you, who needs enemies like Muslims? Seriously. You know why I do not put any fatih in your so-called “Bible”? Because everything in there was etiher lifted from previous religious books, or was written my man. You can attempt to deny this fact, but it is true. But then again, I was once told, “Never let facts get in the way”.

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    • Jin, are you a Christians? You call me clueless and say that I don’t represent faith? Are you truly so blind to the passion of Evangelicals in America today? I’m not alone, in fact I’m part of a very large community that people like you pretend do not exist. My journalism follows closely the work of Dr James Dobson who created one of the most successful faith-based organizations in this country, helping families deal with the crises of pornography, sexuality and drug addiction. Have you never heard of Focus on the Family?

      My information about homosexuality comes from the groundbreaking Christian organization Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, run by Peter LaBarbera who has an incredible track record exposing the lies of the liberal left and promoting a conscientious and Biblical approach to the gay problem. And I am joined in this fight by the Family Research Council (Tony Perkins) and the National Organization of Marriage (Maggie Gallagher), both groups so massive and important that surely some of your friends and neighbors are adamant supporters. If you disagree with me on these issues, you are disagreeing with all these millions of Americans around you.

      My reading of the Bible and my dedication to Christ’s Words are wholly in line with what Evangelicals are preaching all across this great country. I fight against the “deviancy cabal” drawing directly on the Biblical teachings of renowned scholars like the Reverends Bryan Fischer, Lou Engle, Rick Joyner, Estus Pirkle and Joel Osteen to name but a few. I also am a fervent supporter of the Reverend Dr. Pat Robertson who has literally touched tens of millions with his 700 Club ministry and Liberty University. My beliefs rarely stray from Pat’s guiding light. When it comes to radical feminism, there is Constitutional attorney Phyllis Schlafly who has wrestled against it for decades. She is known the world over for her advocacy and love of Jesus. You think I imagine the discrimination and bigotry our faith faces every day? Read the journalism of David Limbaugh (brother of Rush).

      When it comes to politics, you seem equally out of touch. It’s people like you who fail to understand why those of us in the Tea Party are so engaged. We love this country, we want to do everything we can to save it. Honor, integrity and the Constitution are vital to us. I will not abandon that and looking around at the town hall meetings, the protest marches, the rise of our candidates, we are making an impression. We are an integral part of the United States and if you’re so conceited that you can’t be bothered to recognize the revolution happening before your very eyes, I really don’t know what to say.

      You try to malign me, cast me aside but you fail to see I am simply a man who is but one of you. I’m dedicated and I’m honest. I speak the truths that are being spoken by countless others all across this glorious country. It’s not me, it’s “we.”

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      • Putting “Christian” and “Truth” in the same sentence is an oxymoron!

        You say you and your teabagger friends love this country and want to “protect” it.

        I’m pretty sure your form of “protection” includes telling other people what they can and cannot do with their own lives.. so long as it agrees with YOUR doctrine. This is wrong. You are not in a position to tell ANYONE how to live their lives. You can screw up your own life all you want, leave mine alone.

        I want NOTHING to do with your doctrine of evangelical brainwashing.

        Oh.. and that voice of god you hear in the back of your head? That’s called a “hallucination”, look it up. It means you are mentally sick, you need professional help.

        The only people with “voices” in their heads are crazies and christians. Consequently, these two things are one and the same.

        I just wish you’d see the error of your ways.
        Come on over to the system of belief that espouses truth, science, morals and being a good, intelligent person. Come over to atheism and repent! The power of intelligence will save your mind! Throw away your ignorant ways, we atheists welcome you with open arms. When you decide to favour reason over make-believe, contact me. I’d be happy to set you on the right path. We accept all! Praise Intelligence! Praise Intellicals!

        Your god an your satan are one in the same, and they are both in your mind and in your mind only.

        Oh, and don’t quote biblical passage to me, I don’t want to hear it. I’m not interested in your fear-based faith.

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      • //You call me clueless and say that I don’t represent faith?//

        You represent hate, not faith. You wouldn’t hesitate to back-hand a woman because she ‘talked back to you’.

        //Are you truly so blind to the passion of Evangelicals in America today? I’m not alone, in fact I’m part of a very large community that people like you pretend do not exist.//

        We don’t pretend you don’t exist, we just sick and tired of hearing you and your irrational and unfounded claims of whatever.

        //My journalism follows closely the work of Dr James Dobson who created one of the most successful faith-based organizations in this country, helping families deal with the crises of pornography, sexuality and drug addiction. Have you never heard of Focus on the Family?//

        I want you to think for a moment, what would your life be like of Focus on the Family, the terrorist organization that it is, didn’t exist? Just period, let’s say you can’t pull any information without mentioning them whatsoever, what would you do? you’d freak out and mention them anyway, you’re just a blind sheep who got lost from the rest of the herd.

        //My information about homosexuality comes from the groundbreaking Christian organization Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, run by Peter LaBarbera who has an incredible track record exposing the lies of the liberal left and promoting a conscientious and Biblical approach to the gay problem.//

        Why is it that liberals are evil or wrong? Just answer that question, you seem hellbent that you’re right and everyone is wrong. Please explain.

        //And I am joined in this fight by the Family Research Council (Tony Perkins) and the National Organization of Marriage (Maggie Gallagher), both groups so massive and important that surely some of your friends and neighbors are adamant supporters. If you disagree with me on these issues, you are disagreeing with all these millions of Americans around you.//

        I’m getting a sense of deja vu here…

        //My reading of the Bible and my dedication to Christ’s Words are wholly in line with what Evangelicals are preaching all across this great country.//

        Hate everyone except those who think exactly like you and bring back the dark ages? Ah, that makes more sense now, Evangelicals aren’t Christians, they’re Satanists under the guise of Christians who wish to bring about the Apocalypse.

        //My beliefs rarely stray from Pat’s guiding light. When it comes to radical feminism, there is Constitutional attorney Phyllis Schlafly who has wrestled against it for decades. She is known the world over for her advocacy and love of Jesus.//

        And apparently the only woman who believes that women shouldn’t have rights from the sound of it.

        //You think I imagine the discrimination and bigotry our faith faces every day? Read the journalism of David Limbaugh (brother of Rush).//

        When people like you make claims like how the Church should control what each and every individual does, why SHOULDN’T you be discriminated against? When you’re advocating for the removal of rights of basic citizens and impeding on the rights of citizens when it comes to religion, why SHOULD people be quite?

        //When it comes to politics, you seem equally out of touch.//

        So you’re saying that the guy is just as out of touch with politics as you, that means he either can’t tell red from blue, or else you’re trying to paint yourself as someone who knows how politics works. Clearly, you have no idea what you’re talking about.

        //It’s people like you who fail to understand why those of us in the Tea Party are so engaged. We love this country, we want to do everything we can to save it. Honor, integrity and the Constitution are vital to us.//

        No, you just don’t like how things are run and you want to be in control, because you think you know how to do things.

        //I will not abandon that and looking around at the town hall meetings, the protest marches, the rise of our candidates, we are making an impression. We are an integral part of the United States and if you’re so conceited that you can’t be bothered to recognize the revolution happening before your very eyes, I really don’t know what to say.//

        Again, deja vu…

        //You try to malign me, cast me aside but you fail to see I am simply a man who is but one of you.//

        No, if you were one of us, you wouldn’t call for the hanging of everything and everyone you didn’t like.

        //I’m dedicated and I’m honest.//

        You’re a louse and a liar.

        //I speak the truths that are being spoken by countless others all across this glorious country. It’s not me, it’s “we.”//

        You speak lies that are being spoken by the countless sheep across the world.

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  • thisteacherhopesyourekidding

    Dear author,
    Are you kidding? I hope so, because there is no quality journalism in this article other that your basic command of grammar. I do appreciate how you objectified and labeled the teacher photos here. I guess we can all go look at our year books and decide who to burn first. I suppose you had good intentions, but I am not sure you took the right route here.
    On a personal note, I am a fairly attractive, young teacher. I dress nicely, I even use lotion frequently to moisturize my dry hands, I have long hair, nice lips, and a fairly intense expression about my eyes. So, dear author, thank you for lumping me in the category of people who abuse children based on my appearance.
    To nervous parents, the best thing you can do is be involved, don’t sit around trying to demonize your child’s teachers based on something as petty as appearance. This is a hard job, we are over worked, under paid and we do it because we love seeing young people learn. Check your child’s homework, communicate with teachers. We like it when you care! Also if any problem should arise from a teacher you will have real contact with that person, not a generalized photo to work with as “evidence.”
    Again I will direct myself to the author, I would like to see you publish an apology to parents of students for sending them on a witch hunt. And I would also appreciate a note in that apology to the teachers you just objectified, categorized and labeled sex addicts who are dangerous to children.

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    • ….If I recall correctly, teachers that do bad things to students don’t usually wear handcuffs… What would Jesus say about your article, oh sir-who-knows-all-too-much-about-teacher-predators? In fact, not to be rude but I don’t think you got very far without sodomizing yourself in the process of pointing out such characteristics. I was in a CHRISTIAN school from kindergarten to grade 12, and once in a while a teacher would wear a shirt that showed SLIGHT cleavage. But nothing in the realm you’re talking about.

      That photo of “Dr. Dapper” looks like he’s staring at a student’s butt, thinking unclean thoughts.

      Looks like he’ll be using “stimulating” sanitizer to clean his hands of his dirty mind.

      You, sir, are very rude and don’t deserve to write on this internet page. Are you in cahoots with the Westboro “Baptist” Church? Why don’t you just say “Female teachers are for fags.”

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      • PS: That message is meant for the guy who wrote this article. No offense to you, as my girlfriend is in her second year of university to be a teacher. This site should be removed from the internet, and the moderators should be whipped with a cat-o-nine-tails.

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    • I am a credentialed Investigative Journalist and I don’t need some kid like you insulting my writing style for kicks. That’s just rude and uncalled for.

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      • “I am a credentialed Investigative Journalist and I don’t need some kid like you insulting my writing style for kicks. That’s just rude and uncalled for.”

        And where are these credentials of yours? I’ve only requested them about 100 times…

        1. make a COPY of your certificate

        2. take the COPY YOU JUST MADE (NOT the original) and use a black marker to BLACK OUT ANY PERSONAL INFO LIKE SS#, ADDRESS, ETC

        3. SCAN the BLACKED OUT COPY onto your computer and save it as an image file (you know, .jpg, .gif, etc)

        4. go to http://www.tinypic.com and UPLOAD the image

        5. share the URL with us so that we can see PROOF of your claims

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      • “I am a credentialed Investigative Journalist”

        No, you’re not. You’re a liar. A bearer of false witness. Isn’t lying a sin?

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      • //I am a credentialed Investigative Journalist and I don’t need some kid like you insulting my writing style for kicks.//

        A crayon and some drawing paper isn’t a legal piece of evidence proving that you’re a credentialed investigative journalist. Considering how you can barely use a Google search, that just further proves you’re a hack.

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    • Mmmm…hot for teacher…

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  • Sorry but it’s people like you that give the Church a bad name.
    Ignorance and sensationalism should not be used when we have to deal with predators in our schools. There is no “look”, dress code or age and attitude that will give these monsters away. Hope you make you fame while you can before you are shown for the evil within.

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  • Nice picture of John Houseman the actor on “exhibit b ” right side!

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    • Yeah, an actor who Portrayed a College Professor is a good role model.
      This article just reminds how low brow humanity really is.

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  • Billings,
    I’m really not sure if you’re serious or not. You remind me of the guy I used to work with who would spend hours checking the sexual offender lists to see who lived close to his daughter. I finally mentioned to him that most kids are molested by someone they know or are related to and he just went off. Get a clue, man… Your profile picture looks like the standard pedo too, middle-aged, balding, stocky and shabby.

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    • I am not a pedophile.

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      • “I am not a pedophile.”

        Fine. You’re still a LIAR. Sinner!!!

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        • Wait… a… darn… minute… now…

          If you can lie about being a “credentialed Investigative Journalist”, you could be lying about being a pedophile, too…

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      • Wow, dense much?

        The previous poster said you LOOKED like a paedophile.. not that you were one.
        For a self-proclaimed journalist, you’re awfully illiterate. Pay more attention, please.

        The previous poster may have only said you LOOKED like a paedophile.. I honestly think you ARE one.

        Go back to your sodomizing your neighborhood children and leave the intelligent discourse to us adults, Billings. You really don’t belong here.

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  • omg!!!!!
    THIS is why the rest of thye world LAUGHS at americans!!!

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  • Charles Gramlich

    This has to be a joke. It can’t be serious. Or perhaps it’s written by someone pretending to be a Christian in order to discredit Christians. Believing in Christ doesn’t make one stupid enough to fall for this kind of silliness.

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  • Buzz Killington

    This is a comedy website right?

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    • Yes it really is except that because it is satire of extreme right wing conservatives, people believe all of this is true and argue tooth and nail.

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  • mr. billings, you are without a doubt the greatest troll that ever lived. and i respect you for that. troll on!

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  • John Blackthorne

    This is some of the most ridiculous and idiotic crap available on the web.

    What’s even more tragic is an important message is completely overshadowed by immense stupidity. Profiling by appearance is wrong. Jesus didn’t do it…what makes you think it’s ok for you?

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    • Profiling has gotten a very bad name because of the liberal media but it is a genuine backbone in the wars against terrorism and inner city drug dealing.

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      • So what you’re saying is, generalizing is a good thing and thus all generalizations are true? So you don’t deny that you’re a child-raping, woman-beating bastard of a terrorist simply because that’s the general thought of old, Christian men? (granted, you ARE one anyway, regardless of generalization or not)

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  • Are you joking?? That’s like saying:

    YOUNG (fashioned) VS OLD (fashioned)

    Everyone has an addiction. If it’s not chocolate OR drugs, take a guess what it could be. I’m willing to say that old lady in the “homeroom hero vs frazzled chick” is more an alcoholic than the young girl. The old lady probably beats her husband when he comes home from his job at a mill and has no sex with him at all. WHEREAS the young girl is exactly it: YOUNG! She goes to clubs and SOCIAL places (no, NOT school) and meets tons of guys at bars or at friends’ houses.

    Not everyone that dresses more classy or “hot” is a perv. Is a Catholic priest that molested a kid always dressed to mess? More like they look like they’re uptight and old FASHIONED.

    Get the point? Stereotypers.

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  • This is without a doubt the worst article I have ever read on the subject. You actually are doing HARM by warning people the way that you are. You have no way of identifying pedophiles but yet you ask that people place trust in your methods. That creates a sense of false security that may only be recognized when it is too late. Not only that but your methods will create a sense of suspicion for completely innocent people that is unwarranted and unfair.

    SHAME!!!

    Evidence is needed to back claims and you simply have none.

    While your heart may be in the right place in trying to warn people of the dangers of pedophiles in the school system, you do them harm by giving them the impression that they can pick them out of a crowd with your innane ID methods.

    Terrible.

    Incredibly foolish.

    Dangerous.

    Sad

    Learn how to blog and how to support your arguments without your knee jerk semi intuitive and stereotyping opinions messing up the facts.

    Your heart is in the right place, now give your brain a call to get IT there too!

    peace

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  • Heywood Jablowme

    Thanks for the tips Stephenson! I’m off to the local high school to pick up some hot sultry sex-addicted teachers using your advise! You should seriously write a book. You could make millions!

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  • you are all retarded what proof do you have for spotting theses sex addicts based solely on appearance/? this is just a throwback to the disproved study of judging someones behavior on the basis of their facial features Ex.(Large simian ridge, broad nose,large chin)

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  • Wow.

    So… what kind of empirical study and evidence to you have to back up your “this is the face of a sex addict” claptrap?

    I can and WILL tear apart this post, not because it has to do with religion, but because the author is making such wide, sweeping generalizations about people that he PROVES how much of a complete and total moron he is, although I’m sure that his religion is clouding his brains ability to think critically, logically and reasonably. Typical bible thumper.

    You have NO scientific basis for your “proof”, you are operating on guesswork and inane opinions.

    I sure hope that you NEVER hold a place of power amongst other people, you are simply just not intelligent enough for it. Drop your religious bias and learn to think, then maybe you will be worth the air you waste with every breath.

    Have a crappy day.

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  • If that is a picture of you, you are definitely the dopey degenerate.

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  • “How mature to insult me because I may be somewhat overweight.”

    You’re more than somewhat overweight. And I have every right to insult you for it, since you do nothing but insult gays, atheists, liberals, women, blacks, Muslims, cats, etc. Gluttony is a sin, according to that “Good Book” of yours, and don’t try to tell me that you don’t commit gluttony, because you do. If you didn’t overeat, you wouldn’t be fat.

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  • “Vibes? “Laughing out Loud!””

    I fail to see the humor in that word. And I used the singular form of the word.

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  • You sir are an idiot of the first degree. You shall surely burn in hell for all eternity for the combined sins of this vile website alone.

    Again, you are dammed.
    (Sorry, it’s true. I am an expert and even have the graphs to prove it.)

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  • It is also one-hundred percent true that you are yourself a sick child molester of the first degree. Any rightous person can tell this from your photograph. It is a “no brainer”, as the kids like to say these days.

    I just pray that you are stopped before you graduate to serial killing. All the of the signs are satanically obvious in your sick and twisted visage.

    For the love of God, seek help or turn yourself in to the police.

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  • Dick Lickington

    Who here DOESN’T think the author has some latent issues he’s trying to cover with this nonsense article?

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  • Haha, great troll.

    The article manages to generate a very authentic air of shallow, knee-jerk moral outrage, but tips it just over the edge and into offensiveness with its crude, ignorant, counter-productive stereotyping and hints of misogyny. I particularly liked the meaningless appeals to scripture.

    Some great bites in the comments. A subtle masterpiece of trolling. 9.6/10

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  • This is a load of horse shit. Nothing more to say.

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  • During grade school my 8th grade teacher at PS 231 was a secret sexual deviant who preyed on my flesh time and again. He made every excuse to arrange tha he would be alone with me in a classroom, the gym, behind the auditorium stage, in the basement rest room, his car, the roof of the storage garage, the boiler room, stairwell, teacher’s lounge, AV room, science lab, art lab, cafeteria storagea and records room just to name a few. I thought the nightmare was over when I went to high school the next year. NO! He had a friend there and he was expecting me.

    My high school years were a godless, souless, satan driven heel of sexual depravities, objectification and sexual submission under the pverwhelming power and physical threats of this pervertedand demonic algebra teacher. Much of it is lost in a haze of drugs and alcohol if there is a small blessing in all of this. Countless rapes by countless men and HS boys arrange by my tormentor were an endless horror on a daily basis, most often without warning in the health lab, weight room, locker room, band room, field house, football equipment room, auditorium balconey, school district garage, behind the bleachers, next to the trophy case in that corner behind the shelves, in the conference room, in the cafeteria kitchen, under the stage in the east auditorium, just to name a few.

    My predators looke JUST like Mr. Chips and a guy who looked like what would come out if Dr. Dapper and “The Vamp” had a kid while she was drinking and smoking Marlboro reds during preganacy. Gives me the chills.

    NOW I am a born again Christian who controls his sexual urges which tend toward rape of my students (I teach now too!). I recognize it to be the devil behind me knocking, but I keep that door closed tight! Those two animals who raped and caused my rape hundreds and hindreds of times have left me with unatural urges as a life long nightmare. Thanks to the strong arms of Jesus I can bury my head against his bosom and inhale deeply until unclean thoughts pass…usually very hard. I have had years of therapy and take 5 medications which helps.

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  • Good satire! Keep it up. Can you do one that shows up which ministers, deacons and camp counselors are likely to molest our children?

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  • Wow. All I can say is where the hell were all these hot teachers when I was in school?!?

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  • Well praise Jeebus, now next time I see a horse-faced bleach-blonde teacher, I’ll realize that she’s actually “too pretty for public school”.

    Also… “portable laptop”… “post-coitum posture”… etc. This is some fuuunny shit. I kept glancing up at the URL, to be sure I wasn’t reading The Onion.

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  • Tanya Simmonds

    It’s a joke guys! Please!
    ‘Stephenson Billings’ doesn’t even exist! That photo is a picture of someone the administrators of Chriswire don’t like very much.
    S.B. is an absolutely hilarious prank and what makes it even funnier is – you all keep falling for it!

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  • “Dr. Dapper”
    I wear a bowtie.
    Where is your god now?

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  • Great site. Thanks for the good post.A lot of useful information here. I’m sending it to some friends!

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