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The Japanese are a dangerous people.
Only 60 years ago, Japanese terrors rained disorder and chaos from the sky, as they used their new ‘kamikaze flying’ technology to drop nuclear bombs on our innocent college sons vacationing at Pearl Harbor.
While America used our patented airplane technology to bring the world into a new era of peace and prosperity for all, Japan sought to impress none other than Adolf Hitler and the Nazi regime in a bid to form an alliance and take over the world, creating a new dark age.
By the grace of God and peaceful silence created by the detonation of our heaven sent weapons, we were able to quell the ravenous hunger of the Japanese for misery, blood and suffering of all innocent.
But alas, my friends, alas. The Japanese threat only slept for a season, and now it emerges with a new-found hunger for death and destruction. Fear fills your heart. Japan rises again to destroy your life, no sear the flesh of your son and rip apart the innocence of your daughters.
Japan has done the unthinkable and created the world’s first real-looking robot with true artificial intelligence. The robots’s IQ is 120.
Pastor Jack Gould for years now has warned us of the secret, biding menace of the Japanese Empire. They never have fully surrendered as ordered during World War 2. Much like a crossed Arab, the Japanese will hold a generational grudge for millinia if necessary to exact their Asiatic need for revenge.
Behold parents, friends and readers. Behold the horrors of the Japanese.
My friends, the Japanese
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8:40 am
It looks lifelike. I cannot tell it apart from the real flesh Japanese.
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4:20 pm
Are you sure you’re a doctor Adam? I’m pretty sure the difference between flesh and plastic is pretty easy, even for someone as stupid as you.
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8:50 am
congratualtions you founda video of a dancing routined and started lieing. try useing just a hint of truth though. if everythings a lie it’s easy to look trough.
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9:53 am
Is this site a joke?
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5:08 pm
the more i read the more i hope it is a joke
i mean Realy.. nah REALY???
they tell us to fear the chineese because they tryed to build a winning basketball team for the olympics
now the japanese are trying to but rape us in the past with a robot?
seems like the gohst of christmas past from the future!
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2:05 pm
Surely this can’t be real. “Heaven sent weapons”? I heard once that Jesus was more about love and forgiveness or something? You call yourself Christian. Shame on you, no wonder the youth of America is rejecting religion. Thanks a ton.
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3:20 pm
what adam you are in medicine and you can’t see the real japanese from the robotic one … mann I’m not even graduated in college and I see the difference
and if you are “threatened” by a girl robot with Intelligence you seriopusly wonder what you mass produce at the time I type this in USA
Oh and By the way college sons in vacation on a MILITARY airport ? what did you smoke
they were all soldier
and another note we also found something Interesting on the net about an alliance between USA right extremist and the japanese during WWII the alliance was : attacking pearl harbour so the military complex could earn More money and prosper better yet you deny the fact that the extremist right sacrify humans life for profit ?
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5:43 pm
The chick with the metal legs has “man hands”! ew!
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7:46 pm
Well, time to relax and tear this apart.
“Only 60 years ago, Japanese terrors rained disorder and chaos from the sky, as they used their new ‘kamikaze flying’ technology to drop nuclear bombs on our innocent college sons vacationing at Pearl Harbor.”
It’s not technology, it’s a technique.
They weren’t nuclear bombs, just regular.
Nobody was just ‘vacationing’ at a military base. While it was an unprovoked strike, it was against military targets, not civilians.
“While America used our patented airplane technology to bring the world into a new era of peace and prosperity for all, Japan sought to impress none other than Adolf Hitler and the Nazi regime in a bid to form an alliance and take over the world, creating a new dark age.”
Nobody has patented the airplane. That would be too broad.
“By the grace of God and peaceful silence created by the detonation of our heaven sent weapons, we were able to quell the ravenous hunger of the Japanese for misery, blood and suffering of all innocent.”
Not by the grace of God (who probably wouldn’t condone the mass slaughter of innocents with no love for the war), by the grace of two nuclear warheads, which were not heaven-sent.
Not all the innocent, just those that the Emperor didn’t like.
“But alas, my friends, alas. The Japanese threat only slept for a season, and now it emerges with a new-found hunger for death and destruction. Fear fills your heart. Japan rises again to destroy your life, no sear the flesh of your son and rip apart the innocence of your daughters.”
It was a lot more than a season, idiot.
No hunger for death and destruction, just the adoration of critics and the general public, like everyone else.
Not to destroy your daughter’s innocence (depending on who you ask, and how pretty your daughter is, assuming she is really innocent), or sear your son’s flesh.
“Japan has done the unthinkable and created the world’s first real-looking robot with true artificial intelligence. The robots’s IQ is 120.”
It’s not a robot, but they did create a robot that can learn. Which I discovered through this site.
“Pastor Jack Gould for years now has warned us of the secret, biding menace of the Japanese Empire. They never have fully surrendered as ordered during World War 2. Much like a crossed Arab, the Japanese will hold a generational grudge for millinia if necessary to exact their Asiatic need for revenge.”
Not really for years…
Yes, actually, they did surrender, even basing their government after ours (arguably with more success).
No, they’re businessmen, and holding grudges is bad for business.
And that video is just a choreographed dance routine with girls in costumes.
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8:22 pm
well actually The japanese want the US base to be removed from their territory they feel “dishonored” and ashamed because american treat them Like children
so almost every years they protest to have the removal of the US military bases (or at least reduced by half now they have 8 US military bases in Japan territory)
Sooner or Later the Treaty won’t be able to Hold it ( this Treaty doesn’t have actually a Time Limit ) so now they need to remove the “no standing army” clause in the treaty
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9:39 pm
True enough. I can’t possibly imagine what we’d be able to do without hurting ourselves. We rely on foreign countries way too much, like China, those capitalistic bastards! Just like us!
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3:31 pm
oh good grace, oh bloody good grace.
Also, didn’t you hear? Gaga is preparing a zombie-army, just watch her “bad romance” video!
I mean, seriously. Seriously man. SERIOUSLY. SE.RI.OU.SLY. Do you actually discredit 60 years of hard toil of a whole nation based on a single musical video???
Seriously, are you sure you are not a very ellegant and extremely clever troll? I can’t think of another explanation?
Are you even slightly AWARE of what atomic bombs do? They are unstoppable, as no known technology can counter them en mass and EACH one can blow up a whole state.
If Japaneese had atomic bombs before the US, not only Perl Harbor would be destroyed, the whole American could (would?) end up a nice pile of smouldering ashes.
Get off your damned hole
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4:04 pm
Quick! Michael Jackson’s dancing video game has been postponed from consoles! Time to bash another random news article!
What a horrid site. I honestly think someone has made this site as a joke. Who in the PLANET can make up this stuff?!?!
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7:40 am
If you’re stupid enough to think this looks real, you deserve to be invaded by them you retard
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7:42 am
also Japan doesn’t have an empire. It’s just one country.
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