Moment A Missile Nearly Missed President Barack Obama’s Head
Launched from deep within a dark crowd, a projectile hurls toward the head of Barack Hussein Obama. This book missile narrowly misses its target and potentially saved America from losing yet another president.
Why is it that certain people think it is okay to disrespect the highest office in the land?
Only several years ago, President George W. Bush was shoe attacked in Iraq. Fortunately, God blessed President Bush with the agile reflexes of a golden marmoset and our president was able to deftly dodge not only one shoe, but two. The deadly Iraqi shoe hurler was properly tortured and thrown in prison for his high crimes.
Now we see that rogue media and crowd standers are being trained as lethal assailants. This is a very disturbing trend and is more proof of the resolve of our terrorist enemies.
In Palestine, boys as young as 3 and 4 are taught to throw with the precision, speed and accuracy of a major league baseball pitcher. These children grow into men with deadly arms, and regularly hurl stones at defenseless Israeli townships and their meager guards.
These deadly Palestinians and other associated Arab terrorists are a menace to society. They can blend in and out, posting as Muslim nationals in any democratic country, but hold a deadly secret in their hand at any random rally or book deal. President Obama found this out the hard way.
Obama is on a campaign path, using his presidential authority to sway unmotivated black crowds to get out to vote for democrats in 2010, then for himself in 2012. He’s calling it the Moving America Forward campaign.
Unfortunately, there is nothing progressive and forward-moving about political policy which empowers terrorists. Terrorists are a hateful people who want societies to be stagnant with fear and oppression. Such environments are condusive to theocratic goverments who embrace attrocities such as sharia law,which Muslims are secretly implementing within their strongholds in America.
America is in a very desperate time. Today, trading opened with the US dollar tragically falling even further behind the Euro. Russian premier Vladmir Putin announced that Russia will start backing the Euro with stock, betraying the very dollar that saved the fallen Soviet Empire from third world status.
China today announced its fiscal status, where in its reserves the nation has posted $2.5 trillion dollars, a stark contrast with the trillions of dollars of debt America is facing. Today, our government announced it will print out more money — much like war-ravaged Germany of last century — to stay afloat as our nation enters its death throes.
Americans are very desperate right now. A self-respecting man who lost his job agreed to go streaking at Obama’s rally. The man was reportedly paid $1 million by an unknown source to do so. The man pictured agreed, as he had to do something to save his family’s home from foreclosure and his life from destitute failure that is ravaging the lives of so many fellow Americans.
A sympathetic police officer protected the man’s decency before media, even though he had to be arrested the desparate act resonates within the hearts and minds of of every good, hard-working American.
Terrorists hate our way of life. Before 9/11, America was a pure nation under the leadership of President George W. Bush. We were economically powerful, with billions of US dollars in reserves and securing the quality of life for all Americans.
Then, tragedy. Much like the hidden terrorist who attacked Barack Obama with the book, veiled terrorists masquerading as Americans sneaked onto airplanes and using Japanese kamikaze techniques, murdered innocent Americans by flying projectiles into whatever objects possible.
Our lives and our economy was staggered from the shock of these attacks. In addition to protecting the free world from terror, America still had to heal and repair a deep tear in its great city of New York. The task has proven cumbersome and our allies, ungratefully, have left us to suffer and taken advantage of our moment of weakness.
To fully recover, America must reassert itself and become the economic powerhouse it was during the 1990s. We must become the cultural and political leader we were in the 80s, a time when every house in every nation followed the every move of Michael Jackson and President Ronald Reagan, respectively.
We must stop toying with terrorists and scorch their enclaves with our full military might. We must crush any hope and dream they have of America accepting their acts of terror as a part of day-to-day life. We do not tolerate intimidation. We crush it and we will not tolerate any more economic bullying, terror militia bullying and attacking our presidents with projectile weapons.
It is time for America to defend itself at any cost. It is time for us to once again assert ourselves as the world’s one true superpower.
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Author: Jack Gould
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10:56 am
Terror boy got lucky.
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1:19 pm
I remember reading about some internet millionaire offering $1 million to get naked in front of the president. I guess in this awful economy, average Americans are forced to take extraordinary measures to provide for their families. How said what Obama has done and yet he makes no apologies for it.
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3:54 pm
He didn’t start the war that shot the economy down, he didn’t hand billions of dollars off to people just so they could flush it down the crapper, he didn’t push billions of dollars down the drain or fund things that were of no use. Bush did, or were you too busy suckin’ your momma’s tit to notice?
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11:04 pm
Obama has done nothing but push this nation deeper into the stinkhole. Get a grip.
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11:10 pm
At least he’s trying something, your boyfriend Bush didn’t realize the country was in a recession until several months before his term was up.
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1:50 pm
You have no fucking room to talk stevie..
Were you there when the war was going on thanks to your bush buddy?
Were you shipped overseas for months at a time away from friends and family,surrounded by gunfire,explosions,heat,dryness,watching your friend who was just next to you joking about coming home and starting a pool business get dragged off by medics because a sniper just cleaned out his head?etc?
Then shut the fuck up..People like you who bitch about politics,but do nothing to change them are worthless..
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4:11 pm
I would take that deal on running naked…well if I didn’t have to run very far. Even in this economy, a million $$ is still a nice bit of money to have in the pocket.
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10:45 pm
How can you have money in your pocket if you’re naked?
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5:23 pm
it’s started good but you became racist after the second paragraph
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7:03 am
i’m sorry but what was the point of this?
yes people can throw things at people they don’t like. in other news water is wet.
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12:37 pm
Bush didn’t have to use all that money in the war. Also, because of the housing bubble in the US, there would be eventually be a financial crisis anyway, unless the bubble was curbed (which wasn’t, by the way) – subprime mortgage.
Also, in your last few paragraphs, let me remind you that you are writing an article about terrorism. Your article ends by suggesting that America react in the exact same way. The very group you sought to disgrace is the ideal that you are pushing for.
Please tell me that this is a joke site. Your ideas are not even conservative. They’re puritan, bordering on bigotry and almost pseudo-Christian.
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2:09 pm
“We must stop toying with terrorists and scorch their enclaves with our full military might. We must crush any hope and dream they have of America accepting their acts of terror as a part of day-to-day life. We do not tolerate intimidation. We crush it and we will not tolerate any more economic bullying, terror militia bullying and attacking our presidents with projectile weapons.
It is time for America to defend itself at any cost. It is time for us to once again assert ourselves as the world’s one true superpower.”
There’s a price for that stevie,are you willing to pay to play?
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2:12 pm
“The deadly Iraqi shoe hurler was properly tortured and thrown in prison for his high crimes.”
I only wish I had been the one who threw the shoe at bush,and I would not have missed..
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2:19 pm
Furthermore,it is inaccurate to describe the projectile as “deadly” since no target direct or indirect was injured,let alone killed.
Making accurate descriptions is part of journalism..
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3:00 pm
Another issue:
To call these articles “journalism” is incorrect.True journalism is free from ANY bias which may affect the ability to keep the journalism neutral and not biased.
Biased opinions (religion included) is not considered true journalism
Your “journalism’ is what is know as media biased journalism.
“Media bias refers to the bias of journalists and news producers within the mass media in the selection of which events and stories are reported and how they are covered. The term “media bias” implies a pervasive or widespread bias contravening the standards of journalism, rather than the perspective of an individual journalist or article. The direction and degree of media bias in various countries is widely disputed.
Practical limitations to media neutrality include the inability of journalists to report all available stories and facts, and the requirement that selected facts be linked into a coherent narrative.[1] Since it is impossible to report everything, selectivity is inevitable. Government influence, including overt and covert censorship, biases the media in some countries. Sociological factors that bias the media include group or class attitudes and preferences of journalists, and of the wider world of intellectual culture from which journalists emerge and whose context the media in turn shape. Market forces that result in a biased presentation include the ownership of the news source, concentration of media ownership, the selection of staff, the preferences of an intended audience, and pressure from advertisers.”
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_bias
Also you and christwire and bowers the 3rd are known as a “Hostile media effect”
The hostile media effect, sometimes called the hostile media phenomenon, refers to the finding that people with strong biases toward an issue (partisans) perceive media coverage as biased against their opinions, regardless of the reality. Proponents of the hostile media effect argue that this finding cannot be attributed to the presence of bias in the news reports, since partisans from opposing sides of an issue rate the same coverage as biased against their side and biased in favor of the opposing side.[1] The phenomenon was first proposed and studied experimentally by Robert Vallone, Lee Ross and Mark Lepper.[1][2]
Again,my source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostile_media_effect
You and your fellow christwire writers would possibly gain more attention and less negative focus.You represent less than 13% of the majority worldwide who share your views..Maybe it’s time to rethink your actions and the way you go about things.Focus on real issues at hand such as global hunger and education..
Realize that certain issues such as marijuana and homosexuality are losing issues for your cause.It is the same in war,one must realize when to call the battle,especially if one is outnumbered.I believe that you truly do care about people’s well beings,but there are much better issues to tackle than those.And attacking a character on television who is paid to advertise for a company,is certainly not a worthy cause.Yes,that is my opinion and I have every right to it,as do you have the right to feel how you feel about it.But certainly Mr. Billings,publicly posting all your personal feelings about someone is not going to garner much support in your corner.Now,However if you were to say you were against Bp and the oil spill and all the damage it caused not only to god’s earth and creatures and etc,instead of say,worry about whether someone is going to dress up as a singer for Halloween.Yes,Halloween is not a holy event,yes,but it is one that has been going on for centuries.Now people should be allowed to celebrate all holidays,I don’t feel that any person should be denied the right to celebrate what they feel like celebrating.To deny is to partially crush the human spirit.That would be a sin.We are allowed to celebrate Christmas and the birth of Christ as well as celebrate Easter in the spring.
Real issues would gain your cause more followers and I think most people would agree with me.But to attack peoples’ feelings and lives is not a christian way.
I hope you take what I say with a grain of salt.
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3:02 pm
The ammount of racisim in this article is disturbing.
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12:55 am
“properly tortured as he should be” Is that what Jesus would do? I had no idea that was the Christian way. I guess I have been living a sinful life. Would Jesus also want us to cut down God’s forests, judge people based upon the color of their skin & kill them if he didn’t follow him, would Jesus also be a fascist, breed God’s creatures to murder mercilessly, enforce strict border laws because some people are entitled to more than others? Are these the things Jesus would do? I think you might accidentally be worshiping Hitler?
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1:11 am
hitler was a catholic… also ever heard of the crusades…william the conqueror… the inquisition… slave trade… exploitation of people… muder of supposed heretics… murder of jews… yeah christianity is a quality religion
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5:25 pm
How does it feel that you know deep down inside that you voted for that man?
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8:42 pm
Exactly.
For those who voted Obama, know the tears and sorrows of future generations is on your shoulders.
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8:34 pm
This site is sad…..First of all, the picture of Justin you posted is not Ludacris,but Usher. Secondly the video is not devil speak in tonges…it is just plain English chopped up and fast. Christians are not supposed to lie…so why are you printing so many lies? Geo Bush, his Daddy, Carl Rove and Chaney destroyed this country with all their lies about WMDs in order to continue on their path of WAR mongering. It is uninformed, uneducated racist bigots who are destroying this country. What makes them think they are entitled to control and rule over everyone forever? It is time to step aside…..as this generation isn’t having it anymore.
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8:38 pm
What does this book thrown by a terrorist Arab out our president have to do with Justin Bieber?
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5:47 am
wow you guys are real dumbfucks. This guy is clearly trying to brain wash u guys a missile almost hit obama L O FUCKING L
you fanatics are as bad as satan itself. And btw ur preciouse George W Bush was behind 9/11 so he can use it as an excuse to invade iraq HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT UR BELOVED LEADER SACRIFICED HIS OWN CITIZENS?
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10:04 am
“Moment A Missile Nearly Missed President Barack Obama’s Head”
Ok, let me explain this slowly. If an object ‘nearly misses’ someone, then it hits them, whereas, if it ‘nearly hits’ them, then it has clearly missed.
In this case, the book/whatever did not hit the President, therefore, it NEARLY HIT him. Is that so difficult?
One more time for good measure:
‘…a missile NEARLY MISSED (ie. hit) President Barack Obama’s head’ – If the reason behind my posting still is not clear, the title of this piece is really, ridiculously wrong.
This article has been up for 10 days and nobody has noticed.
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12:49 am
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9:04 am
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