“Slutty” Adult Halloween Costume Ideas
“Slutty” Halloween Costume Ideas
By: Sidney Oliver Nymm
Are you one of those women who just has to be something “slutty” every year for Halloween? If so, I have 10 costume ideas perfect for you.
1. A box of Kleenex
2. An old sock
3. A shower drain
4. A prophylactic
5. A keyboard
6. A pornographic magazine
7. A microwaved banana peel
8. A sex doll
9. A semen dumpster
10. A “slutty” Lady Gaga
https://docs.google.com/document/edit?id=1pPJwPMR54R3LZDv2PeQwyZJ2h3aGe3nbo5M6h6hod08&hl=en
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Author: sidneyonymm
Current City: Nazareth, PA
Hometown: Bethlehem, PA
Political Views: God will fight for us
Favorite Quotations: "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment."
9:26 pm
Excellent. These women are no better than the dirt in the gutter, prouncing around children on Halloween and dressed like she-devils. I would have added a strain of bacteria to your list.
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9:45 pm
and adam is Not sexist wow congratulation You proved otherwise Mister”i’m in medicine”
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9:50 pm
So you think it is okay for women to expose themselves to children?
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10:26 pm
They do it all the time when they’re breastfeeding. That’s still a good thing to do right?
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1:54 pm
When I was a young boy, I think I would have loved it if these women exposed themselves to me…so, yes, in some cases. Ha ha.
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10:55 pm
That was awfully graphic!
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10:58 pm
Don’t lie, Billings…”Sperm Dumpster” got yer willy all hard, didn’t it?
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5:11 pm
Yeah, a couple of images of a Kleenex box, a drain pipe and a keyboard. How shameful!
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11:19 pm
Breastfeeding should be illegal out in public.
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11:35 pm
Two things. One, Why did god put us on the earth naked and Two, this website should be illegal. Now, PENIS 8=====D.
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11:50 pm
So if a woman’s baby is crying for food and the woman isn’t supposed to have the baby on a formula yet, what is your suggestion? Beat the woman then beat the child? Thought so.
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5:13 pm
Dude, women have breasts so they can feed their children. That’s what they’re there for. It’s only perverts like you who insist that the natural act of breastfeeding is immoral and should be kept away from other eyes. Grow up, kid.
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8:38 pm
I like how you liberals try to have your cake and eat it too. When it’s convenient, you try to claim ‘oh it’s on a woman’s body for her natural purpose of feeding her children’.
Then the second a lesbian shows their genital-scented mouth around here, yabbering about how they should have marriage rights you will agree with them.
You will ignore the fact that lesbianism is not natural and that women have their parts to procreate with a man and then raise and feed the children.
Hypocricy is the name of that action and you know what, it’s illegal for people to copulate in public. Do you know why? It is indecent exposure.
Men and women both have copulating parts, that does not mean you can just whip them out in front of strangers and children in public and enter into those acts. Why? That is indecent exposure, just like a woman who tries to feed her child from her mammae.
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9:20 pm
“I like how you liberals try to have your cake and eat it too. When it’s convenient, you try to claim ‘oh it’s on a woman’s body for her natural purpose of feeding her children’.”
I like how you conservatives ignore logic in all it’s forms and try to objectify a woman’s body.
“Then the second a lesbian shows their genital-scented mouth around here, yabbering about how they should have marriage rights you will agree with them.”
And this has to do with the conversation how?
“You will ignore the fact that lesbianism is not natural and that women have their parts to procreate with a man and then raise and feed the children.”
And you will ignore the fact that not only does A) Lesbianism have nothing to do with with the topic at hand and B) It is only you and your ilk that will think homosexuality is not natural. Not to mention that your last three words in that sentence pretty much support my own argument.
Hypocricy is the name of that action and you know what, it’s illegal for people to copulate in public. Do you know why? It is indecent exposure.”
*hypocrisy
It’s not hypocrisy if idiots like you want to warp the subject at hand, it seems. If a lesbian wants to breast-feed her child, she has the right to do so. Same goes for a heterosexual woman. If you don’t like it, here is a thought – ignore it.
“Men and women both have copulating parts, that does not mean you can just whip them out in front of strangers and children in public and enter into those acts. Why? That is indecent exposure, just like a woman who tries to feed her child from her mammae.”
Dude, no one is arguing that people should go blatantly naked in public. The topic at hand is breast-feeding and should it be allowed. A woman has the right to feed her child, no matter where she is, and should be free from the speculation that comes from it. Like I said, only filthy perverts twist up the notion of breasts being indecent and wish to have them banned. Kids won’t even care if the very things that fed them are shown again when a smaller child is fed – only a child who is told that breasts are indecent will assume the act is immoral.
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12:03 am
Bob,before original sin mankind did not understand the concept of shame from nudity. It is because thoughts of fornication were not present. The concept did not exist until the female, Eve, disobeyed God and allowed Satan to pervert her.
Comedian, women should plan ahead of time. They can use breat pumps if they do breastfeed and know they will be out in public for a long period of time.
It is no different for them than anyone else. If that same mother had a toddler who was hungry, because she had no food to feed him, she still would not have a right to go out and steal food from a store. Just like stealing, breastfeeding in public must be illegal. It is indecent exposure and that is a crime.
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12:16 am
//It is no different for them than anyone else. If that same mother had a toddler who was hungry, because she had no food to feed him, she still would not have a right to go out and steal food from a store.//
Are you seriously trying to compare theft with breast feeding? I’d use the phrase ‘it’s like comparing apples and oranges’, but the two are so vastly different, it’s like you’re trying to compare apples to a fucking rock.
//Just like stealing, breastfeeding in public must be illegal. It is indecent exposure and that is a crime.//
Women being out and about is a crime to you. You’re just looking for an excuse to beat a woman or have her arrested for being outside of a house.
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7:42 am
you’r comparison doesn’t make any sense. the mother who brestfeed didn’t “forget” the kids lunch she still have her boobs.
the correct comparison is saying what if the mom had a toddler with her and the toddler wasn’t alowed to eat his lunch because he isn’t at home.
seriously explain to me how brestfeeding can in any way be compared with stealing. please i beg you. the breast are her own so it’s not like she’s stealing that.
you just don’t want to see it because it disturbs you … fine but then i want to ban anything christian from public spaces because that anoys me. so tear down every god damn single church and that i’ll start listening.
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1:43 am
It is illegal for women to walk through places of business and parks without their tops. If they do it on a day to day basis, they get arrested.
That is because a woman who bears her childfeeders is indecently exposing herself to everyone else. That is why public breastfeeding must be illegal. You cannot argue against that so you try to make up lies about my character.
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2:01 am
wait it’s not your clique who were against Homosexual who protested oin Public park because a CHRISTIAN mother breast feed her kids in PUBLIC place
and you JUST said BREAST FEED should be Illegal in PUBLIC place
but if the Mother is christian and she do it you would condone it right ?? you are just another asshole who should be Put in Jail
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5:17 pm
“That is because a woman who bears her childfeeders is indecently exposing herself to everyone else. That is why public breastfeeding must be illegal. You cannot argue against that so you try to make up lies about my character.”
Dude, 1) If you’re a doctor as you claim to be, CALL. THEM. BREASTS.
2) If a woman is BREASTfeeding she won’t really care what others think. She only provides nourishment for the child, that is all. Only idiots who view women as sexual objects will just assume it’s indecent? Why? For shits and giggles, apparently.
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9:18 pm
Except there’s many ways that women can now breastfeed in public WITHOUT actually exposing herself; there are maternity shirts with flaps that cover the baby’s head as it feeds and there’s always a blanket she can carry with her in the baby bag. Your statement holds no water if women cover themselves while feeding, you’re relying on them to be essentially topless in order to ‘justify’ your reason, but it falls when the fact that a fucking blanket covering her is good enough is brought up.
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3:06 am
Am I the only one who thought the “microwaved banana peel” was kinda… fucked up? Maybe its just a sexually oppressed male christian thing…
And yes, I will be dressing “slutty” this halloween. My boyfriend won’t be needing a banana peel hahahahahaha.
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1:46 pm
Marissa : you will peel it for him ? haha ok Joke aside
Adam : you know in Phillipines IT’S LEGAL to breastfeed In public place ( and anyway women only show One boobs not 2) and they are fucking strict about nudity there and yes They are very christians as well I saw many women there breastfeed in PUBLIC internet Cafe and Restaurant
it’s Not Illegal it’s not Nudity (you don’t actually see her Nipple)
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8:43 pm
http://www.hrw.org/en/reports/2009/04/06/you-can-die-any-time
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9:32 pm
Wow. That was definitely not sexy.
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8:46 pm
err what ? what is has about breast feed for any matters ??
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7:51 pm
Heh…nipple…
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4:25 pm
I can’t wait to get all slutty tonight! Wooo!
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5:37 pm
Most of these costumes would be slutty because they’re so damn small. Also, by “slutty”, do you mean not really slutty?
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9:11 am
(This was actually kind of funny)
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7:10 pm
i really cant believe how much hate there is in christianity
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11:57 pm
the sex doll one was pretty funny.
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5:04 am
Ha and I bet you dont mind looking out your window on Halloween watching them with your cock in your hand jerking off.
Idiot
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12:06 am
So, basically…you’re just a fat girl and CAN’T wear slutty costumes on Halloween without everyone around you wanting to vomit? Oh, okay.
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10:20 am
Condemners,
Most of your comments are wide of the mark. As Halloween 2012 quickly approaches, I must clarify. My point was that on Halloween night, women who dress “slutty” will be covered in or dripping semen anyway, so they might as well wear a costume historically associated with being covered in or dripping semen.
Most sincerely,
Sidney Oliver Nymm
“SANTORUM 2012″
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