South Park Jersey Shore TV Review
South Park is a very dangerous children’s show that promotes subjects such as drug use, gun violence and sexualized innuendo to youth.
The show kicked off its fall season last night with an episode called “Jersey Shore”, which took its plot basis for another children’s televion show named “Jersey Shore”.
Jersey Shore features teenagers who live in New Jersey and do dispicable things, such as expose their secret places and do the nasty at late night club, with strangers.
The girls on the show touch down there below on camera and even on one episode, a man touched a young woman named Snookie’s seperator flap on screen. This show is being marketed to children.
South Park attempted to capitalize off this show, at the expense of our children’s morals.
The episode premise was that the nation is slowly succumbing to the culture of New Jersey. South Park was the last bastion of normalcy and the parents of the town gather militia arms to fight off the fake orange tans, homosexual hair spikes and bad urban black language found in New Jersey.
Instead of focusing on the victory of the small town over the moral-deprived Jersey, instead the show used typical crass humor and had the children of the show using drugs, experimenting with take tans and even canoodling with an exposed Snookie beast.
The episode was patently horrible and I would like to see the stats, because I bet after watching this nonsense we will see elementary school kids getting fake tans and cancer, then STDs for acting out the Snookie-Eric Cartman nasty scene.
The video is including below for parent council review.Warning: South Park is a dangerous children’s show and should not be shown to kids. Immediately order any women or children out of the room before episode review.
This episode of South Park is rated S (Sinister) for:
innuendeo, promoting Jersey Shore, weapon use, fake tans without cancer warnings, bad language, child attack by Snookie without censor, rubbed secret parts
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
“another children’s televion show named “Jersey Shore”.”
so basicly everything is a childrens show i guess. why not go of on how fox news is a horrible kids show or 24 is a horrible kids show or how the saw movies are horrible kids movies? they are not kids show you are just a horrible parent.
“This show is being marketed to children.”
no it hasn’t.
“The episode was patently horrible and I would like to see the stats, because I bet after watching this nonsense we will see elementary school kids getting fake tans and cancer, then STDs for acting out the Snookie-Eric Cartman nasty scene.”
i dare you to find any stats that say that. i don’t count the ones you pull out of your ass though.
“The video is including below for parent council review.”
the video below is also highly illegal. not for me though so thanks for provideing great entertainment once again and when i’m done i’ll be sure to report you to the authorities and we can finallly shut this crap site down for copyright infrigment.
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Thank you for this article, Dan.
My friend’s children (twins) started to watch this show last year after they went off to college and apparently found it humorous. Growing up my friend didn’t let them watch tv though they could get movies. I spoke to her about how they must watch what they listen to on the radio and then watch in tv and movie and while at home, of course this was never a problem.
When they went off to school and fell under so many influences, shows like this only helped to serve to loosen their morals.
Well suffice it to say my friend’s daughter became pregnant last semester and I am not surprised. There are wild parties and then shows like this teach children to trivialize the consequences of not following abstinence, taking drugs and using weapons. These shows are causing so many problems and I am shocked that they can get away with showing that Italian girl molest that boy (Cartman) on live tv. Kids will think this is normal, that if a wild party girl pull down their pants and has their way with them, they should just pull back up when all is over and just take it as a day to day event.
I’ll write a letter to this show and their advertisers. I’ve never really sat down for a full episode until now, but I’m happy I did for this is very sick.
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You think that’s bad, i just watched the opening theme song to south park and instantly became pregnant. And i’m a fucking guy, wtf south park!?! I hope anyone who even knows of this show burns in hell. god bless
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It’s a Jersey thing to burn in hell too for the way they and the Jew South Park crew are corrupting America’s youth.
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Wasn’t Jesus Jewish? So did he go to Hell for blaspheming himself?
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Jesus was a Jew.
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Jesus is the Lord and Savior and if you know your Bible, was a proselyte and raised the foundations for the Christian church and our country.
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Jesus was AMERICAN, what r u some sort of fag?
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I heared the boys Jew Parker and Stone.
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Apparently you didn’t pay much attention, there was nothing suggesting anything positive about Eric Cartman getting molested by Snooky.
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I liked the ending part where we finally got Obama Laden.
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You got Obama laid? That was nice of you.
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Really? You commented on your own post as if it was someone else talking about you? How lame. Also, it’s so funny how some people can be DUMB enough to post things like this. Oh yes I agree, by the author’s standards, that this is a child show-no a toddler show! And the saw movies are for children ages 8 and below!!!
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You are not only an idiot but you are the worst kind of idiot. one with a voice and an audience. South park is no more a children’s show than the soft core porn shows on Cinemax at midnight. You are a moron. Man, I could go on and on…. Cartman did NOT consent to the “Smoosh Smoosh” that he was subjeted to. Jersey Shore IS NOT a kids show either.
And why do you spend your time watching all of these “Kids Shows”? So that you can warn parents about Trey, Matt and The Situation coming to rape thier children and give them STD’s while doing drugs and playing with handguns? You are a fearmonger and one lucky s.o.b. that this country has freedom of speech because you should be doped up, shot in the knees and focefully smooshed againset your will for saying such retarded things in a public fourum.
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I doubt even Snooki would smoosh him!
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P.S. I think you got some sand in your seperator flap.
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Come on now. I thought I was quite familiar with the female anatomy, and I like to thin that I am a smart guy, but I can not, for the life of me, figure out what this guy is refering to when he said “seperator flap”. Is that some extra christiany way of buttering things up and saying “vagina”? Is that a single labia? what the hell is a SEPERATOR FLAP????
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Hi Phillip,
To answer your question, this awkward topic first came up when I reviewed another episode of South Park (Eat Pray and Queef: Review Here).
On that episode, the writer’s of the show, Stone and Parker, miseducate and poke fun at female anatomy. They make fun of the noise a woman sometimes makes after eating a meal of too many fibrous foods that may cause uncomfortable gas. Women have a place in their secret area known as the seperating (separator) flap so that the waste areas do not contaminate their baby making parts. Somtimes when wind is passed down there, it can apparently cause a very awkward noise and South Park brought this topic up to children.
I was appalled by it as there is no need to have genital talk like this on a cartoon show. Children will be confused and may even go experiment, trying to take peaks down below to see what South Park was talking about and that just leads to bad things.
What also concerned me while we’re on subject is the miseducation in America about this, at large. I know public schools are behind in sciences but the amount of ignorance on the subject, within adults, is staggering.
There was even the case where nursing students were being taught how to deliver a baby from an improper model:
Review Here.
It is all very alarming and there has been more reviewed on this subject. I’m not sure if it’s just ignorance or if it is part of a ‘free love’ or abortion agenda, but it’s being misrepresented.
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“They make fun of the noise a woman sometimes makes after eating a meal of too many fibrous foods that may cause uncomfortable gas.”
Queefs are caused by trapped air. Air, not gas. Gas is simply the result of microbial digestion in the intestines. The reproductive system is in NO WAY connected to the digestive system, thus, the gas that is produced in the intestines is incapable of entering the vagina and coming out as a queef. In fact, the ONLY place in the body where gas can pass through one membrane and into another is in the alveoli of the lungs, where oxygen permeates through the capillaries and into the general circulation. The reverse happens when the body rids itself of carbon dioxide. When was the last time you took an anatomy class, Dan? Because not only am I a female, and therefore HAVE a vagina, a cervix, ovaries, and a uterus, but I’m a Certified Nursing Assistant and a vet tech student, and have taken more biology and anatomy classes than you can imagine, focusing on both humans and animals.
“Women have a place in their secret area known as the seperating (separator) flap so that the waste areas do not contaminate their baby making parts.”
Can you please find me an anatomical diagram that clearly labels an area called the “separator flap”? Otherwise you’re full of shit. The parts of the female reproductive system are, from cranial to caudal (that means from top to bottom), the ovaries, which house eggs and release one a month, the fallopian tubes, which takes an egg from the ovary to the uterus, the uterus, which houses the growing baby during a pregnancy, the cervix, also called the “neck of the womb”, which is basically the opening from the uterus down into the birth canal (vagina), and the vulva, which is where the vagina opens to the outside world. I didn’t even need to look that info up; I know that shit off the top of my head.
You, on the other hand, don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m pretty sure that I’m more qualified than a film student on the topic of anatomy. Oh, and I also have problems with my reproductive system and have been seeing a gynecologist since I was 13. So yeah, I know what I’m talking about.
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Wow, Claire! That was hot the way you described you lady parts like that! You wanna hook up sometime?
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thank you Claire for the accurate description of the female anatomy. I’ve been misinformed into believing it was called cootch, cunt, twat, or clam snack. Now I’ll need a tactiful way of correcting myself to my congregation.
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The Fresh Beat Band and Max & Ruby on Nick Jr have done episodes about queefs this year too.
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“What also concerned me while we’re on subject is the miseducation in America about this, at large. I know public schools are behind in sciences but the amount of ignorance on the subject, within adults, is staggering.”
Any “miseducation” is caused by you and other people unable to refer to body parts by their appropriate names. Please read an anatomy book and find out where a woman’s vagina, labia, and perineum are. These body parts are not secret, as every woman and little girl has them.
Also, “flesh torpedo”?!? How incredibly offensive and ridiculously juvenile! It is simply called a penis.
Your ignorance of real life and anatomy is not only appalling, but incredibly misleading.
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This episode of South Park was disturbing to my children. My 1l year old son, who has a crush on Snookie from Jersey Shore, was offended and jealous to see Snookie smushing with a boy younger than himself. It caused an uproar with our other children as well. My 13 year old daughter, whom we’ve spent nearly $400 on clothes similar to Snookie’s clothes, and then Snookie was depicted on South Park without her normal poof in her hair, and different shoes. Then my 17 year old son Stan informed her that it is normal in New Jersey for ladies to smush with young boys. This is a lie: the show itself proves that they should only smush with guys that are met at a night club (which means 21 and older), unless they are involved with a close friend or roomate. However Stan didn’t tell her that she shouldn’t attempt to mush with a relative. Things became quite hectic in our household last night, so the children were encouraged to try to go to bed before 11:30pm. I’ve decided to write a sermon about this atrocious misrepresentation of our ladies.
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I can’t tell if this is fake or not. You support Jersey Shore, but are against South Park? If thats the case, your ignorance knows no bounds. South Park isn’t a children show. Anyone who thinks it is has issues. By the way to the author, the won’t listen to your stupid hate mail. they laugh at anyone who gets offended at their show. Just build a bridge and get over it.
Other people are not your problem, so stop trying to control their lives.
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lol what is the point of this review, it is a joke to everyone who reads (thank you to the guy who posted this on south park forums because this is the funniest and dumbest review ever) Why do you call vaginas seperator flaps? Oh and HOW in ANY WAY is this a kids show? It is aired on comedy central and mtv which dont claim in any way to be kids channels. This is a show for adults or in other words, anyone older than 14+ can handle the jokes made on this show, you obviously cant. Maybe you have to have a sense of humor, or know whats going on in the world because trey parker and matt stone are philosophers and make masterpieces.
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lol The south park forums is how I found this too!
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Jesus Fenix, of courz he iz seriös! Zhe Effekt it had on hiz Schildren was so to zay abominable! And you can make Zouth Park rezponzible for zhe fakt zhat his 13 year old Tochter performed a Znookie on his 1 year old Sohn. Zhe zame as I liked to play Znookie witz the little boyz from my congretation.
Ahh, ze dayz….
Herr Dr.Kardinals Obersturmbahnführer Papst Ratzinger der Dritte
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Okay, NOT CHILDRENS SHOWS first of all!
AS FOR THIS GUY, I REALLY hope this post was a joke. because it was the funniest thing I have read, ever!
Rev. Bob Jenkins III says:
October 14, 2010 at 4:02 pm
This episode of South Park was disturbing to my children. My 1l year old son, who has a crush on Snookie from Jersey Shore, was offended and jealous to see Snookie smushing with a boy younger than himself. It caused an uproar with our other children as well. My 13 year old daughter, whom we’ve spent nearly $400 on clothes similar to Snookie’s clothes, and then Snookie was depicted on South Park without her normal poof in her hair, and different shoes. Then my 17 year old son Stan informed her that it is normal in New Jersey for ladies to smush with young boys. This is a lie: the show itself proves that they should only smush with guys that are met at a night club (which means 21 and older), unless they are involved with a close friend or roomate. However Stan didn’t tell her that she shouldn’t attempt to mush with a relative. Things became quite hectic in our household last night, so the children were encouraged to try to go to bed before 11:30pm. I’ve decided to write a sermon about this atrocious misrepresentation of our ladies.
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Hey Rev. Bob, ummmm why on earth are you letting your 11 year old son watch south park? Also…. Don’t you think it might be a good idea to explain to the little dullard that cartoon Snookie is not real and that since she isn’t real, he still has a chance with real life snookie. lol jesus effing christ
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For the commentator up above, how can you call a 14-year-old an adult?
Those are still babies.
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You’re a fucking moron
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For once, Cartman, I actually agree with you.
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You really are an idiot… seriously. First things first. The fall season premiere was nearly two weeks ago with an episode called “Poor and Stupid”.
Secondly, THIS ISN’T A KIDS SHOW. Matt and Trey have said that since the beginning 13 years ago. At the beginning of every show, they have “MA” in the top-left hand corner, and it airs at 10pm at night on a cable channel. If your kid isn’t in bed at 10pm, then chances are he is an older age where he knows what sex and swearing is.
With your statement: “Warning: South Park is a dangerous children’s show and should not be shown to kids. Immediately order any women or children out of the room before episode review”… Seriously?! You want to order woman out of the room? That’s over the top. Sure, ask children to leave the room but asking women to is going to far. My cousin, who is in fact a woman, loves this show. She can actually take humor.
Half of your facts are wrong, and you really are full of shit. How do I know this? Because half your facts are wrong, and kids aren’t going to tan themselves, or have sex because they saw it in an episode of South Park. Besides, Kids explore each other all the time. It’s part of growing up. You may think of it as bad, but kids are curious about everything, including the opposite gender. Ever heard of a game called Doctor?
And lastly, South Park is notorious to be filled with swear words and the like, if you don’t like it then don’t show it to your kids. You people only get so offended by television because you rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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Amen sir.
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U are seriously retarded if you let kids watch this… Nowhere in these channels does it state that their shows are appropiate for children … So why are u Pablo g then as kids shows and claiming them to pollude youth? youre a fucking weirdo
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Disregard the ‘Pablo’ I meant labeling ..
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Its not for kids fool
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I guess you must think that all cartoons are meant for children? So then I guess that cartoon porn was made for children to watch? FUCK NO!!!
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It’s people like you who make the christian community look bad. Instead of focusing your attention to the places its needed, you set off on needless crusades against television programs that are supposedly corrupting today’s youth. I know it has already been said repeatedly in this forum but South Park and Jersey Shore are not shows intended for children. The entire cast of Jersey Shore are in their early to late twenties (and nobody pretends to be in their teens either) so I don’t know why you stated earlier that the show was about teens. Everybody with a television set in their home knows by now that South Park is not a children’s show and trying to say that it is just because the main characters are children is flat out wrong. But I digress…
Essentially you need to accept the fact that about 95% of everything you see on cable is going to offend you because you are a prude. If you want to raise your kids to be prudes who will live nice little sheltered prude lives, that’s your business but if you believe that offensive television has capacity to corrupt your innocent children simply by monkey – see, monkey – do, then you Sir, are either an idiot, a poor parent, or most likely a combination of both. I hope the best for your unfortunate children. It likely they are going to have quite a shock when they go out into the world for the first time and realize that life isn’t censored or edited by their parents. Who knows, maybe if you shelter them enough they might just have a heart attack when they see their first PG-13 film at age 30. That being said, enjoy the marshmellow fairy-tale world you live in where everything is all lolly pops, glitter and sunshine. The rest of us who are in touch with reality are just gonna be laughing.
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You are the ones giving children cancer. Christianity is the cancer of the world.
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“This episode of South Park was disturbing to my children. My 1l year old son, who has a crush on Snookie from Jersey Shore, was offended and jealous to see Snookie smushing with a boy younger than himself. It caused an uproar with our other children as well. My 13 year old daughter, whom we’ve spent nearly $400 on clothes similar to Snookie’s clothes, and then Snookie was depicted on South Park without her normal poof in her hair, and different shoes. Then my 17 year old son Stan informed her that it is normal in New Jersey for ladies to smush with young boys.”
You’re kids sound like real winners!
By the way, tell your daughter she would’ve better of spending her $400 at Taco Bell. At least she could’ve flushed that down the toilet easier than that other crap.
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You know the difference between trash and a Jersey girl? Trash gets picked up.
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This a horrible article, and more offensive than any South Park episode that I’ve ever seen. Neither South Park or Jersey Shore are intended for children, you stupid bitch
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Thank you for your wonderful article! It has been very useful. I hope that you will continue posting your wisdom with us.
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