The Return of America’s Savior: Bush Speaks in Chicago

Scott Grunhard
• ChristWire
October 23, 2010 6:35 pm11 comments

A nation fallen. A free people, frustrated. A Savior so close, yet so far away.

America stands in her darkest hour, cast by the forbading shadow of a sable Muslim who masquerades as America’s president.

Our nation has seen many great horrors: the wrath of the redcoat British Empire. The roving hordes of enraged Mexicans at the Alamo.

Illegal Indians hellbent on destroying the innocent and denying our nation’s manifest destiny.

The Civil War. Vietnam Charlies. The Iraqi War. Muslim terrors of 9/11.

The Chinese.

On a cold day in 2009, all of these fears once again became fresh and real for Americans. For 8 years, a powerful man, born of humble beginnings that forged his heart of an ‘everyman’, used the strength and guidance of God to shield his people — all 300 million of us — from the horrors of a cruel world.

One cold, lonely walk changed the fate of our nation. For it was on January 20, 2009, that America lost its protector. A man’s whose divine savvy lead to the fall of history’s new Hitler, a monstrous beast known as Saddam Hussein.

Under the unction of President Bush, the attack sof 9-11 that caused our housing market crash and economic crisis to occur was quelled. Americans were safe.

It was on that day, in January, that America forsook a heaven-sent President for a deceptive terror who believes Iran should have nuclear weapons, America should bow before the Euro and that Muslims can build shrines to celebrate that which they took from us on 9/11, right in the heart of New York.

It was on January 20, 2009, that we forced our nation’s leader and true president, President George W. Bush, to make a cold, lonely walk, all to the cheers of tribal adoration for Barack Hussein Obama.

Betrayed, Bush boarded a helicopter that took him away not only from the White House, but from his presidential authority and bully pulpit he used to keep our nation safe and terrorists in deep hiding in their caves and drop holes, where they belong.

America betrayed President Bush. Obama-mania swept over the nation. Republicans betrayed the GOP. Polls were twisted to look like only 42% of Americans approved of President Bush, the man who unified us after 9/11.

Now we are at the lowest point in American history. 30% of the population is without jobs. The dollar has fallen, wounded to not only the Euro, but the lowly and comical Canadian looney and even the Nazi toilet deutchmarc.

Never before has America been so crippled. Were the Mayans right, will the world end before we can get Obama out of office in 2012?


Much like the sinful Children of Israel after having been delivered by God from the hellfire crisped hands of King Pharoah, Americans dance before the altar of the false god and false savior the Obama of al-Jakarta.

God could have unleashed wrath and plague upon America. He could have made us a fallen nation, much like the United Kingdom who betrayed God for king worship, many years ago.

Instead, he sent back his Great Leader, with a book in hand. God sent back America’s leader, to lead us back to the promised land of where we belong: Earth’s sole superpower. Earth’s primary economy and trading standard.

Earth’s undisputed leader in all things: The United States of America.

Though lost, America will never fall. For there is one man, even betrayed, who will always stand by his nation. President Bush, the last true leader of the free world, is coming back to save us.

President Bush descended upon Chicago, the very vile city that sent us the likes of Oprah and Obama, the ominously unAmerican duo.

Both wield great dark power and influence, a sway over the impressionable minority middle class of our great nation.

President Bush is a man for all people. The words of his book will set America free.

Decision Points will be released November 9th.

This book will allow our nation to heal. It will reflect upon 9/11 and her heroes: President Bush, Mayor Giuliani, brave firefighters, the people of New York and Americans at home, who backed President Bush when he vowed to smoke every terrorist out of their hole.

Where was Obama on 9/11? Out carefree, living the highlife off the taxpayer dollar? Helping al-Qaeda acquire nuclear materials in Iran while we were distracted?

Who knows. Whatever he was doing, you know it was against America’s Christian heritage.

Our great Leader has returned. It is time for us atone of our sins for accepting a Muslim president and not campaigning enough against him to sway his fickle African-American and naive college fanbase.

We must ensure President Bush’s book reaches every home in the ghetto and every shelf in the university. Then, and only then, can our great nation heal by picking a leader who is in accord with President Bush’s leadership.

God has sent his man with a message; a warning; a hope; a future.

Decision Points. Go to your local bookstore to buy it on November 9th.

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11 Comments

  • « Our nation has seen many great horrors: the wrath of the redcoat British Empire. The roving hordes of enraged Mexicans at the Alamo. »

    Alamo belonged to Spain ( and you were fighting spaniard actually Not mexican )

    « Illegal Indians hellbent on destroying the innocent and denying our nation’s manifest destiny. »

    1. We said American Native
    2. Why are they « illegal »??
    3. Manifest destiny was Invented by you to have an excuse to kill people and you still believe you have that

    « The Civil War. Vietnam Charlies. The Iraqi War. Muslim terrors of 9/11. »

    You lose civil war the bad move of Lincoln to actually Unify south and north
    Vietnam : nixon was a Racist, end of the story
    Iraqi massacre we said it’s an Illegal war
    Well a Lot of website proved many time that Bush was behind it, and Ben laden had nothing to do with that ( and actually he had No reason to do it Neither )

    « The Chinese. »

    What the chinese because they have a different political View ?

    « One cold, lonely walk changed the fate of our nation. For it was on January 20, 2009, that America lost its protector. A man’s whose divine savvy lead to the fall of history’s new Hitler, a monstrous beast known as Saddam Hussein. »

    Protector of what his Own Interest, you attacked 2 country for Nothing saddam hussein was not a « bad man » and he kept the extremist out of the Power of Irak before you come In

    « Under the unction of President Bush, the attack sof 9-11 that caused our housing market crash and economic crisis to occur was quelled. Americans were safe »

    Weird it’s was Safe under clinton oh and By the way your economy was safe before and after 9/11

    « It was on that day, in January, that America forsook a heaven-sent President for a deceptive terror who believes Iran should have nuclear weapons, America should bow before the Euro and that Muslims can build shrines to celebrate that which they took from us on 9/11, right in the heart of New York. »

    Obama a Terror I feel safer with Him than with Bush
    USA should not have Nuclear weapon. Period
    You Dare Banning Islam from USA than Lets ban all religion from USA

    « It was on January 20, 2009, that we forced our nation’s leader and true president, President George W. Bush, to make a cold, lonely walk, all to the cheers of tribal adoration for Barack Hussein Obama. »

    See people wanted a change from Tyranny to something better and Obama is doing
    a Good Job on the better side

    « America betrayed President Bush. Obama-mania swept over the nation. Republicans betrayed the GOP. Polls were twisted to look like only 42% of Americans approved of President Bush, the man who unified us after 9/11. »

    1. Bush betrayed america
    2. Polls showed 24% not 42%
    3. He unified us in Fear and panic and with the Patriotic act ( which is against constitution and bill of right ) You are with us or against Us No choice

    « Now we are at the lowest point in American history. 30% of the population is without jobs. The dollar has fallen, wounded to not only the Euro, but the lowly and comical Canadian looney and even the Nazi toilet deutchmarc. »

    You are at 9.8 last time I checked (last week )

    The AMERICAN dollar has Fallen
    it’s seems you have something against Your Own ally Like canadian and the entire europe if it’s was not of those 2 stupid wars maybe your economy would be stronger

    « Never before has America been so crippled. «

    Yeah Thanks to Bush

    « Were the Mayans right, will the world end before we can get Obama out of office in 2012? »

    No the end of the world is if Jeb Bush or Sarah Palin is In office, but it’s seems is Palin who run so it’s a safe bet for Obama

    « Americans dance before the altar of the false god and false savior the Obama of al-Jakarta. »

    Jakarta the capital of Indonesia ??
    Oh and by the way we don’t dance to False altar nor to False God since Obama never said he was a svaior or a God

    « God could have unleashed wrath and plague upon America. He could have made us a fallen nation, much like the United Kingdom who betrayed God for king worship, many years ago. »

    Wrath is a sin, anger is a Sin so God is a Sinner

    « Instead, he sent back his Great Leader, with a book in hand. God sent back America’s leader, to lead us back to the promised land of where we belong: Earth’s sole superpower. Earth’s primary economy and trading standard. »
    Sole superpower without your allies you suck pretty Much, all the wars you won are either against civilians or an army of lower 1000 men without actual training (militia)

    Primary economy is Owned by china russia Japan germany and a Lot of other worldwide Bank
    No Trading standard was actually started In europe

    « Earth’s undisputed leader in all things: The United States of America. »
    1. You lost in Olympic Ice hockey against CANADA this year
    2. You Lost in Soccer Against an african country Ghana THIS YEAR
    3. Your Tennis player Lost to Most european
    4. In LNH, you have around 50 american Player versus 119 Canadian Player and only 10 are in top 50 of best player for American while there is pretty Much 25 in top 50 for Canadian
    5. You invented BARELY nothing, yet you Needed Help from other people to create thing ( nuclear energy and airplane/helicopter)
    6. Should I continue ?

    « Though lost, America will never fall. For there is one man, even betrayed, who will always stand by his nation. President Bush, the last true leader of the free world, is coming back to save us. »

    Bush the leader of Free world … Free from what form Nothing he just make it worst

    « President Bush descended upon Chicago, the very vile city that sent us the likes of Oprah and Obama, the ominously unAmerican duo. »

    Why are they « unamerican » because they are Black ?

    « Both wield great dark power and influence, a sway over the impressionable minority middle class of our great nation. »
    1. USA never been « great »
    2. Middle class are the backbone of any country

    « Our great Leader has returned. It is time for us atone of our sins for accepting a Muslim president and not campaigning enough against him to sway his fickle African-American and naive college fanbase. »

    Let’s use Bible and bad comical carcature to Discriminate the President and you wodner why you Lost people don’t mix religion with Government

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    • you’re wrong on your first point. The battle of the Alamo was against Mexicans under Santa Anna. They had already gotten independence from Spain by that time

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      • I’m not good in spanish History for the matters yet My Point still stand since half of the USA belong to Mexican

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  • Yet another lame and fake article by Christwire,designed to stir up and upset people and to see people’s reactions..

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  • “It was on that day, in January, that America forsook a heaven-sent President for a deceptive terror who believes Iran should have nuclear weapons, America should bow before the Euro and that Muslims can build shrines to celebrate that which they took from us on 9/11, right in the heart of New York.”

    Beautifully written, Scott, and sadly all too true.

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  • What a waste of my time – I actually lost 12 IQ points after reading your non-sensical article.

    Clearly you have no idea what you’re taking about concerning bushes presidency and of course Obama works for the same puppet masters.

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  • “America stands in her darkest hour, cast by the forbading shadow of a sable Muslim who masquerades as America’s president.”
    ORLY? Who, pray tell, is that? Our current president is a Christian, so really I have no idea who you’re referring to.

    “The roving hordes of enraged Mexicans at the Alamo.”
    Yeah, because we TOTALLY didn’t take away Texas from Mexico through the most violent causes.

    “Illegal Indians hellbent on destroying the innocent and denying our nation’s manifest destiny.”
    Funny, I was under the idea that it was the PILGRIMS of whom you may claim descent that illegal came to America in the 16oo’s, and then proceeded to kill the shit out of the Native Americans. But of course, that’s my perception of how it went down.

    “The Chinese.”
    WTF?

    “For 8 years, a powerful man, born of humble beginnings that forged his heart of an ‘everyman’, used the strength and guidance of God to shield his people — all 300 million of us — from the horrors of a cruel world.”
    You mean the same dude who drove our economy to the shithole because he funded a war that stemmed from imaginary weapons and then violated our privacy by enacting the Patriot Act? What rock have YOU Been living under?

    “that Muslims can build shrines to celebrate that which they took from us on 9/11, right in the heart of New York.”
    When will you religious nuts get it through your thick skulls that there is no mosque being built on Ground Zero, only an Islamic community center being relocated TWO BLOCKS away from the site. Srsly, do you think it was only white Protestant Christians were killed on 911?

    “For it was on January 20, 2009, that America lost its protector.”
    No, it was on Jan. 20, 2009 that we finally got rid of one of the most incompetent presidents we’ve had so far. He was nearly on the bar with Reagan.

    “Were the Mayans right, will the world end before we can get Obama out of office in 2012?”
    Dude. Seriously, the world won’t end because ONE, not ALL, Mayan calendars end on the year 2012. Do your homework.

    “Americans dance before the altar of the false god and false savior the Obama of al-Jakarta.”
    Who the fuck is Obama of al-Jakarta? I know a Barack Obama, who is our president, but not an Obama of al-Jakarta.

    “Earth’s undisputed leader in all things: The United States of America.”
    O please, if we were to become the “undisputed leader of all things” we’d become the targets of all our enemies and former allies. One against hundreds of other countries? We wouldn’t last.

    “President Bush is a man for all people. ”
    All the people, except women, homosexuals, minorities, non-Christians, non-Whites, non-Republicans and anyone of the middle to lower class rankings. You know what, I can see why you find appeal at this guy.

    “Where was Obama on 9/11?”
    According to Wikipedia, he had been reelected two days after 9/11 into the state senate. He has also vehemently chastised those who speak ill of the victims, including Ahmadinejad.

    Ugh, just reading about Bush made my head spin.

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  • This story(definitely fiction) was very amusing.Was it supposed to be?

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  • Yeeah this has got to be made up. Not just this post but the entire website. This level of paranoia is usually reserved for the institutionally insane, and they usually don’t allow them access to the internet.

    If this is made up I commend you sir/ma’am or other for the genuine scare you gave me. “The Onion” could learn a thing or two from you. Good halloween gag. I hope. Really really hope.

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  • You sir, are a moron, an ignoramus, and clearly a freaking retard

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  • you are living in another world Scott Grunhard. People like you are what is wrong with America, feeding people fear and lies. some facts for you:

    1. Obama is not a muslim and even if he was SO WHAT. this is a free country.

    2. You are not a good christian. You should be less christian and more christ like.

    3. Jesus never existed and u r living a blind life of lies. The myth has been around for centuries before “christ”

    4. Your momma should be ashamed of you.

    5. Youre clearly a bigot pissed off that your commander and chief is named Barack Hussein and looks different from the white reflection u see everyday.

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