Why Do Hippies Still Exist in America?

Stephenson Billings
• ChristWire
October 14, 2010 6:01 am1,012 comments

hippies in america

From televised street protests to suburban shopping malls, it’s a shocking sight to see groups of ragged, longhaired hippies still prowling the American landscape. Once thought of as a temporary youth trend, these anti-societal, marijuana-loving civil liberation types have proven surprisingly resilient. Their hatred of Christian-American patriotism continues to be one of their most recognizable traits. As a new generation is indoctrinated into this lifestyle, the risk they pose to this nation’s foundation of morality is once again reaching a critical level.

The fact that a teenage fashion fad from the 1960s has survived this long is stunning. These are people who have managed to deny every positive cultural change of the last 50 years. Loathe to contribute to our domestic economy, they have long eschewed the acceptable consumerism so vital for our engines of growth despite the diversity of affordable products available to every citizen. They avoided the raw masculinity and progressive politics of the Reagan years. They turned their backs on the groundswell of Judeo-Christian faith that has dominated this country since the 80s. In post 9/11 era, they were one of the few holdouts against the flowering of pro-American nationalism so crucial in a time of terror and war. Tragically, they played the role of “useful idiots” for our enemies in Europe, the Middle East and even in China. They banged their drum circles outside the White House when President Bush planned to take down the worst dictators of the Middle East. They protested against the imprisonment of our most dangerous terrorist enemies at home and in prisons abroad. They fought against profiling and advanced interrogation techniques, they organized secret radical cells on very own soil and they have clogged countless courts with their endless attempts to derail our democracy of moral decency.

Even worse, they have lured a new generation into the tactics of perpetual protest. As martyrs, enemies and agitators, they represent the antithesis of Constitutional Americanism. They are against every tradition that has made this country great and have nothing to offer in a constructive or positive sense. They want to tear our world apart so that they may dance in the shadow of our crumbling faith. And in that darkness, hidden away from common sense and ethical living, they engage in the most vile, bestial acts. Sexual liberation leading to multiple partners, orgies, homosexuality, lesbianism, voyeurism, teen sex and chemically-fueled perversion are all part of their plan. They have perverted medical science and our legal system to such an extent that deadly street drugs like marijuana are now decriminalized and available to our children at any bus stop. They have no compunction against teaching our young to rebel and to hate, to despise Christian teachings and to avoid the responsibility we all have towards our Creator. Instead, they worship Mother Gaia and her tree faeries, witchcraft, the cult of self-indulgence, masturbation, and any form of abuse. They take great pride in spreading their foul disease to young and old alike, drawing blood oaths from the innocent or feeble-minded, anyone to grow their political numbers and push this country closer to a socialist dictatorship.

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Hippies are predominantly white and they have used that unfairly to their political advantage. They appear at PTA meetings and town events pretending to represent normal society. They avoid police stops on our roads by tucking their long hair back into their shirts and driving moderately, no matter what incredible amounts of mind-bending psychotropics they have just ingested. Under the radar of sturdy Americanism, they live out a prolonged adolescence where the they chase a nightmarish list of kicks: marijuana, hashish, LSD, heroin, magic mushrooms, ice, nitrous oxide, crystal meth, Oxycotton, opium, Nexus, MDMA, GHB, mescaline and more. Spending all their time in this balmy, criminal world, they know nothing of hard work. Instead, the adult hippie will resolve every complex life dilemma with a bong hit. Whether it’s at music concerts, watching television shows or even on the internet, they float by in a perpetual “purple” haze seeking highs from nudity and corporeal violation, profanity and slovenliness, entirely divorced from manliness and decency.

As a group, they are the chief proponents of public nudism in this country. Possibly due to their immense consumption of psychedelics, they take great pride in showing off their unathletic, unshaven bodies at beaches, camps and even in our village squares. Why must they flaunt all that shamelessness and frighten the goodly amongst us? It is horrifically terrifying. So many beaches have become off limits to Christian families because of their flamboyant displays of debaucherous flesh, carnal and curvy, tan lines nonexistent. Some live on farms and communes, engaging in political hostility and backward agrarianism. Others inhabit old vans and school buses, stealing water from public hydrants and luring school kids into all night drug parties. They constantly cruise the internet looking for a thrilling marijuana “score” and maybe a fluid-drenched intergeneration erotic encounter in some disused graveyard. Simply put, they will take any opportunity to fester like a sore on the underbelly of our wholesomeness.

On a personal level, a hippie can be defined as a person who will abuse drugs until the day he or she dies, irregardless of health issues or pleas from their children. They wear loose, used clothing and grow their hair unnecessarily long. Both males and females adorn themselves with colorful, cheap jewelry and avoid precious metals like gold or diamonds. Their appearance is wholly unkempt and they mask their unwashed bodily odors with patchouli oil, incense or other fragrances. Eastern religion is something hippies often try, but usually hold very little allegiance to. They will pretend to be a Buddhist Monk or a Zen Master for they love the arrogant titles, as well as the trinkets and idols crammed onto their bookshelves. The time required to study these foreign rituals, however, usually proves too trying on their limited patience. True faith frightens them beyond belief and usually pushes them to light up another marijuana joint.

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Having little access to top tier educations, hippies turn to music as an avenue for the pretense of intellectualism and culture. They will take great delight in speaking of concerts or even attending them, though their range of performers is quite limited and rarely goes beyond the bands The Grateful Dead and The Phish. When they discuss these two bands, they will invoke grandiose tones as if they’re touring the Louvre or witnessing a Puccini opera. Drugs are an essential component to enjoying this sort of music, for it contains very few discernable lyrics and enjoyable beats. Rather, it is like an improvised jazz solo with the lowest quality acoustical instruments pumped through a sound system purchased at a toy store. There are screams and shrieks and depressing sessions of drum beatings that never seem to end.

The Grateful Dead is notorious for the intense availability of every drug known to mankind at their concerts. Young people tempted into this illicit world rarely return unharmed. Entering into these events, one is assaulted by sexual and psychedelic demands that push you into naked frenzies and hours-long blackouts. The music itself is harsh and overwhelming, crafted to outrage our most basic moral instincts. It celebrates an elite form of hedonism so sickening that one imagines the deepest pits of hell couldn’t possibly be more terrifying. Children have long been cursed into lifelong spirals of wanton sexuality and extreme political fanaticism after being exposed to this sort of experience.

The Phish play for a younger, more innocent crowd less concerned about social activism and more preoccupied with a sarcastic disdain for conformity. The songs revolve around the absurd, yet still force the simpleminded to celebrate self-indulgence and radical consumerism. For fans of The Phish, life is about expressing an identity through purchasing “green” products and watching adult cartoons. They will abuse drugs and frustrate their parents, but never enough to land in jail or lose their allowances (even into adulthood). Masturbation and LSD are also shockingly common in this crowd. For your average Phish concert-goer, it’s not uncommon for them to awake in odd circumstances (at the side of a road, wallet emptied and their body covered in bruises, for example) with no recollection of what transpired the night before. This cycle of amnesia is what keeps them coming back for more shows as they try to figure out what they could have possibly done to themselves.

hippies in america

I have written about the youth trend of “hipsters” in the past and it’s important to realize that hippies are somewhat different. Hipsters, while also predominantly Caucasian, tend to come from more affluent backgrounds and their sophistication shows. The hipster rebels against wealth and power by slumming in urban, ethnic ghettoes. They use family money to create farcical careers as unpublished authors or fashion designers. They tend to be far more sexual and consequently likelier carriers of herpes and genital warts. Hipsters fetishize clothes above drugs, while for hippies it’s the opposite. There are far more homosexuals in the hipster demographic, for the hippie does not enjoy expensive hair products and tight clothing. Hippies are more often overweight and unappealing physically, as hipsters use more cocaine and cigarettes than their peers and remain lithe and active. Both groups are unnecessary distractions for children and should be avoided with a concerted, parental effort.

In conclusion, it’s clear that the hippie lifestyle is little more than cover for middle class drug abuse. Unfortunately, the feeble minds of these addicts have been co-opted by unscrupulous political operatives to support a dangerous socialist agenda. For this reason, they pose a threat to the beauty and humanity of the Christian faith in America today. These are people bent on blackmailing decent society to pay for their worst indulgences, from the public nudity to the parade of narcotics pumping through their veins. They want to lure the youth generation and the generation after that into a culture of persistent abuse and failure. They are a plague that is spreading, infecting the organs one by one and crippling the most wondrous of our children with a lifetime habit of “free love” socialist emasculated experimentation. They are destroying Christianity and subjugating the faithful. What will this world be without the vital righteous leadership of the United States? What hell awaits a decade or two away if these sorts of people keep on keeping on? How can we risk all the tremendous gains we have made as a people humble before our Great God if these sickening creatures are allowed to prey on children, to slither down our streets, to congregate on our town squares, naked and high? America, today I ask you to wise up and make sure we don’t take this risk!

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  • it seems mister hypocritical is back in full force. i’m sorry but when the article fits better on christians than on hippies(looking aside you haveing the oposite values mentioned) it being minaly bassed on asumptions(i’m sorry but how do you know how they think and feel? not exactly like you have expirience) and is full of plainly untrue facts(diamonds are not a metal, budishm is not about faith at least not the way you atribute faith, marijuhana isn’t deadly and no most of these people are not hippies.
    add to that the fact that rest of the article is bound on openions(you don’t like the music they listen to huh? guess what it’s still better than the crap i hear in church by a long shot)

    “These are people who have managed to deny every positive cultural change of the last 50 years. ”

    well that got nothing on you guys seeing as you have managed to deny any cultural change ever be it positive or negative.

    “So many beaches have become off limits to Christian families because of their flamboyant displays of debaucherous flesh, carnal and curvy, tan lines nonexistent”

    i’m sorry but do you own the beaches? why are these people not alowed to enjoy them as they see fit? they are not going around bothering you you could just leave them alone. oh but their precense anoy you? well your precense anoy me so stay in your fucking house and away from you PC. it’s only fair acording to you.

    “Eastern religion is something hippies often try, but usually hold very little allegiance to. They will pretend to be a Buddhist Monk or a Zen Master for they love the arrogant titles, as well as the trinkets and idols crammed onto their bookshelves.”

    do you have any understanding of these relegions? if not maybe you should simply shut up.

    “They have no compunction against teaching our young to rebel and to hate, to despise Christian teachings and to avoid the responsibility we all have towards our Creator. Instead, they worship Mother Gaia and her tree faeries, witchcraft, the cult of self-indulgence, masturbation, and any form of abuse.”

    i’m sorry but i thought we had freedom of relegion. if you can teach what you belive why can’t they do the same? awfully hypocritical though that’s nothing new.

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    • My son, you are simply confused. I have no idea what you mean when you say the people above are not hippies. Are you referring to the photos? Or some section of my article? In both cases, you are flat out wrong. Sorry to break it to you, you did try to understand me but you just don’t have the patience to absorb what I’ve written.

      “For the LORD gives wisdom; from His mouth come knowledge and understanding. He stores up sound wisdom for the upright; He is a shield to those who walk in integrity, guarding the paths of justice, and He preserves the way of His godly ones. Then you will discern righteousness and justice and equity and every good course.” –Proverbs 2:6-9.

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      • the people you talk about are not hippies. because that is not what hippies belive in. a lot of other groups who may overlap with hippies do however. but thanks for avoiding all my points your article was also very nice with it’s entire lack of any content.

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        • I wish you had a specific area that you could to. Otherwise, I really have no idea what section of this article you’re talking about.

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          • Are you referring to the parts of your blog post that Jazze pulled out? Because I’m pretty sure Jazze made it clear what was being quoted on, and knowing you, you like to avoid having to explain yourself just so you can give yourself an opportunity to show your hatred towards everyone, show your ignorance, your arrogance, your stupidity, and your lack of understanding or research.

            Keep fucking up the Bible Stevie, the devil’s got a special place for you in Hell.

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          • yeah i know it’s hard. i mean just like you can’t find my arguments(aparently) i can’t find any arguments of yours either. huh i guess that simply means this a big page of nothing.

            maybe if you turned you brain on and tried reading(i know this is a lot to ask of you but please try) you could go up to my comment it’s the first of them all and the read it and first read the part of your article i quoted and then read my response witch is directly below.

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          • To all my detractors here today questioning my faith:

            You say that I do not represent Christianity, you say that I am outside of the mainstream, you label me a radical, but are you truly so blind to the passion of Evangelicals in America today? I’m not alone, in fact I’m part of a very large community that people like you pretend do not exist. My journalism follows closely the work of Dr James Dobson who created one of the most successful faith-based organizations in this country, helping families deal with the crises of pornography, sexuality and drug addiction. Have you never heard of Focus on the Family?

            My information about homosexuality comes from the groundbreaking Christian organization Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, run by Peter LaBarbera who has an incredible track record exposing the lies of the liberal left and promoting a conscientious and Biblical approach to the gay problem. And I am joined in this fight by the Family Research Council (Tony Perkins) and the National Organization of Marriage (Maggie Gallagher), both groups so massive and important that surely some of your friends and neighbors are adamant supporters. If you disagree with me on these issues, you are disagreeing with all these millions of Americans around you.

            My reading of the Bible and my dedication to Christ’s Words are wholly in line with what Evangelicals are preaching all across this great country. I fight against the “deviancy cabal” drawing directly on the Biblical teachings of renowned scholars like the Reverends Bryan Fischer, Lou Engle, Rick Joyner, Estus Pirkle and Joel Osteen to name but a few. I also am a fervent supporter of the Reverend Dr. Pat Robertson who has literally touched tens of millions with his 700 Club ministry and Liberty University. My beliefs rarely stray from Pat’s guiding light. When it comes to radical feminism, there is Constitutional attorney Phyllis Schlafly who has wrestled against it for decades. She is known the world over for her advocacy and love of Jesus. You think I imagine the discrimination and bigotry our faith faces every day? Read the journalism of David Limbaugh (brother of Rush).

            When it comes to politics, you seem equally out of touch. It’s people like you who fail to understand why those of us in the Tea Party are so engaged. We love this country, we want to do everything we can to save it. Honor, integrity and the Constitution are vital to us. I will not abandon that and looking around at the town hall meetings, the protest marches, the rise of our candidates, we are making an impression. We are an integral part of the United States and if you’re so conceited that you can’t be bothered to recognize the revolution happening before your very eyes, I really don’t know what to say.

            You try to malign me, cast me aside but you fail to see I am simply a man who is but one of you. I’m dedicated and I’m honest. I speak the truths that are being spoken by countless others all across this glorious country. It’s not me, it’s “we.”

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          • Christopher Adam Kaiser

            I don’t even know where to begin on this. It always seems to be lost to most that Jesus himself was against wars and social manipulation. The idea that he was crucified on two levels is very real to me. You believe that the idea of “an eye for an eye” should be employed on the world stage. This is obvious in what you say about removing evil dictators from the middle east. It is a propaganda tool being employed as a means to skew public opinion about these things. You talk about how shameful it is for these “hippies” (I really do not know the definition) to dress how they do and to wear their hair like they do. Something tells me that if Jesus returned right now that people like you would crucify him again. End of story.

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          • jesus's friend

            Jesus is a hippy bro.

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          • Don’t call me “bro” and 8000 other people have already posted that stupid comment here. If you’d take your head out of your bong hits for one minute you’d realize we’re talking about serious issues here so stop the hate.

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        • I love how your religion puts down anyone who is different. Hippies are about love and treating the earth kindly. You have grouped anyone with baggy shirts and flowers in hair as evil creatures. I can make generalizations as well about your faith but that is juvenile just like this article. I swear, you people are so blinded by your religion that you fail to notice that there are many other religions, many types of people, and we are not all the same. I used to be Christian but it was narrow-minded almighty people is why I can’t stand it and stopped going. Isn’t religion about acceptance? Apparently not. These people are not hippies, they may look like it but they are not. Hippies are not involved with bestial things, take a look into your own religion before you say that. You people make me sick.

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          • dont pee on the rug...man

            Just want to say… If there is one thing that I have learned in my education, yes I am an educated hippie bet you didn’t think we existed?!?! Anyway it is that humans, from the dawn of time, were feral and much like the other creatures that roamed the earth, this is proven OK so don’t come at me with Adam and Eve. These early men and women were stupefied by any natural cause that was unexplainable, such as a thunder and lightning storm, snow, rain, earthquake, oh and particularly motion of celestial objects.

            Now further on down the number line we see the Sumerians, Egyptians, Greeks, Romans all have religions of their own and were polytheistic. So they came up with what at the time I admit was a brilliant idea, that there was a God for each respective happening in nature and in life. They developed Deities to assimilate different phenomena to and it worked because it made sense to them: Oh there is a lightning storm coming… Zeus must be mad, get it?

            So farther down the number line, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism have all developed into major religions at this point. We find ourselves with the likes of Pierre-Simon LaPlace, Leohnid Euler, and most notably Sir Isaac Newton. Mind you there were many more brilliant mathematicians and scientists of the time, but just to name a few. They set in place the foundation for a new set of laws to be followed and painted a new picture of the world. Isaac Newton created modern calculus to enable him to study the physics of Earth.

            Lastly, down the number line again and we come to Albert Einstein and now string theorists. Though string theory is, just that, a theory, so is religion by the same standards. What my point is, is that we humans have developed over a minute geographic time scale to learn more about the universe we live in and that this world we live in is much more complicated than we thought. This is not attributed to God mind you, it is nature, it is the laws of physics, both at a quantum and physical level, that make us human and able to survive, think, and BE HUMAN! This is a universal, to every person on this earth regardless of religion, code that we are obligated to adhere to.

            On a final note of this rant I ask you a few questions Mr Billings, Why did God chose the acceleration of gravity to be 9.81m/s^2 for Earth, Why is water more dense than air? Why are we carbon based lifeforms? I have many more for you if you have the time, but it seems that he had so many options (there are 100+ elements on the periodic table) to chose from to create a “perfect” world and yet this world is far from perfect but HIPPIES tend to make it work and see the best of it.

            7 beats/second anyone? YEM :)

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          • kind, compassionate, individual

            but it’s true pastor bob. Jesus WAS a hippie. I look JUST like him. I dress up as him every halloween and the girls love it. I’m Hot Jesus, as it were. I love you. Peace be with you. And stop wasting so much energy being angry at everyone!

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          • Christianity doesn’t put down people who are “different.” Jesus, the founder of Christianity, loved those who were “different” to the Pharisees, the leading Jews at the time. He was often shunned because of how often he would sit down with sinners. It’s not the religion itself that’s the problem, it’s people who use religion as a hate-tactic. You can find these people in nearly every religion that has a specific set of religious texts (Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc.)

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      • Organized Religion is a Joke

        99.9% of the people reading this think you are WRONG Billings!! Your own people even… Doesn’t that make you think at all? You really need to re-evaluate your ideas, and take a step back, and view the world from a different perspective. You are the classic definition of everything wrong with this country according to every comment and every little word you have posted on this blog. People like you are the reason America is viewed by the world as close minded fat and arrogant thieves and Hippocrates.. I am a very compassionate person, but you sir need to DIE!!

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        • 99% of the people think he’s wrong and the others are just brainwashed. This website is a joke, all of your article titles actually make me laugh, “Is My Husband Gay?”…You guys need a life. Stop hugging your bible and preaching and do something that makes a difference.

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          • I agree that this website and it’s articles are totally ridiculous! Hugging one’s bible and preaching is not a bad thing, but only if it is done with proper interpretation of what the words of the bible mean. I AM A CHRISTIAN, and I am nothing like you Billings! I am embarrassed to have you identify yourself in this way! Don’t associate yourself with my spiritual beliefs and then defile them the way you are doing on this website! You have no idea what real Christianity is!

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          • not retarded

            You’re right. This website is a JOKE. And the people reading it are getting so upset at what is so obviously satire. Just more proof that Christians are total morons. The articles are hilarious, but reading the comments pisses me off so much at the idiocy of people I have to take frequent smoke breaks.

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        • 99% of the people think he’s wrong and the others are just brainwashed. This website is a joke, all of your article titles actually make me laugh, “Is My Husband Gay?”…You guys need a life. Stop hugging your bible and preaching and do something that makes a difference.
          I agree with the comedian.

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      • This article clearly is hate speech written to promote hate and bigotry. Hey ever try actually interviewing so-called counterculture people to find out about them? Not heroin addicted and alcoholic down-and-out runaways from dysfunctional Christian families but real hard working, healthy, in many cases quite successful, vital, and creative counterculture folks? Sounds like you didn’t. I got news for you. We are everywhere. This smacks of yellow journalism at its worst. You should really be ashamed of yourself but you apparently are so filled with ignorant Christian self-righteousness that I doubt that is a possibility. There are far too many myths, distortions, outright lies and misleading ignorant assumptions in this hate tract to list in a posted response to you.I hope your “God” really is a forgiving one, because you sound like Adolf Hitler preparing his followers to commit genocide. The first step in doing so is dehumanization which is what your article consists of entirely. For shame!

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        • “And he showed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the Lord, and SATAN standing at his right hand to resist him. And the Lord said unto SATAN, The Lord rebuke thee, O SATAN, even the Lord that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee ;is not this a brand plucked out of the fire? Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel.” –Zechariah 3:1-3.

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          • THats right little man, keep pulling out versus from your book that has been re written by those who MADE peasants pay dues to the church while the priests participated in sick rituals including orgies (which you said everyone in the hippie community does)
            you sick bastard.
            sick
            sick
            sick

            YOU WILL NEVER BE SHOWN THE LIGHT FOR YOU SURROUND YOURSELF IN HATRED AND DARKNESS.

            LONG LIVE THE DEAD!

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          • an open mind would KNOW that the bible was written by men–men who wanted to absolve themselves of responsibility for their shortcomings–like intolerance, bigotry, and willful ignorance–by blaming all their hateful and destructive tendencies on some unprovable “god”–the same men who insisted the world is the center of the universe and that it’s flat.

            thank dog some of us have grown up…and too bad some are still mentally millennia behind.

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          • Ad hominem attacks are unpersuasive, even if delivered from the pages of the Bible.

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          • GuyWithAThirdEye

            If the hippie way of life is so wrong, then why do drugs like lsd and mushrooms connect people with god? How can these drugs take a completely un-religious person and make them believe in faith? What is it that makes these drugs spiritual? GOD. I’ve opened my third eye and I’ve connected with the real god while on these drugs. Never before though had I been spiritual at all. I even grew up as a Christian or atleast I was supposed to be. But I refused to follow these lies because I somehow knew it was all bullshit. You sir are a brainwashed idiot who believes everything this money-corrupted society has taught him. What is most pathetic is you act like your a devoted christian and in this article you go against your religion more times then I can count. Oh, and by the way you asked:
            Why do hippies still exist in America?
            Because God is by their side.
            Keep living life like a mindless tool of society if thats how you enjoy living.
            But don’t fucking tell other people how to live and judge people just because they aren’t stuck up pieces of shits like you are.

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          • Third Eye: do you have a job?

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          • Billings:

            Do you have any proof that you are an “investigative journalist”, and not just some random paedophile?

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      • Lurch Mudpuddle

        STEPHENSON BILLINGS, “YOU” ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA TODAY, SIR! THE GOOD THING IS THAT BRAINWASHED MORONS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING OLD AND DYING. YOUR CLOSE-MINDED BELIEFS ARE NO LONGER RELEVANT IN THIS WORLD TODAY. JESUS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU SIR.

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        • “Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. … Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, SATAN; for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.” –Matthew 4:1,10,11.

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          • Didn’t you admit that you don’t understand Matthew? So how is quoting him supposed to help your case?

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          • Lurch Mudpuddle

            You know, Mr. Billings, the more I think about it…..its…its…its like some power has come over me! The Lord spoke to me today in a dream (during my weekly Saturday afternoon nap) and the Lord told me that what you write is the word of god! He just uses YOU as the vehicle! Your profound wisdom has changed me! Thank you! I would like to help spread your words of wisdom in any way I can. How do I sign up?

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      • I can’t believe that you feel the right to quote the Lord………..you are not good representation for Christians, but are rather seem to hate anyone that is not like you.
        I certainly think that you will burn in hell.

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      • HEAR MY WORDS, BILLINGS!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J10w3FuCwfQ&feature=related

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      • what a beautiful world this would have been with out religion

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      • Scarlet Begonias

        To each their own!!!!!! There is nothing wrong with wanting peace, being self sustaining, and thinking outside the box. This article is offense full to people that want nothing more than peace to all. You cannot knock it until you try it. Have you ever been to a grateful dead show? It is the most magical experience you will ever witness. The positive vibes there are overwhelming. They accept anyone and everyone and the love is endless. “Hippies” are not monsters like you make them out to be. How bout stepping into the 21st century. I myself am what you may consider a “hippie” and I make the deans list every semester, however I still partake in “hippie” events if you want to call it that. So please back off the “hippies”. We don’t harm anyone. Remember, your amazing country of America is a country of freedom. Let us be free, don’t judge. TO EACH THEIR OWN!

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      • Praise be to the LORD above !!!

        You, my Brother, are one of the chosen ones !!!

        And by Chosen Ones, I mean one of Jesus’ GAY CHILDREN.

        He loves you, despite your self-hatred. He will heal your hateful heart, Brother- Can we PRAY TOGETHER ? AMEN to you and all of God’s GAY CHILDREN.

        PS: GOD LOVES HIPPIES TOO ! CAN I GET AN AMEN !!!

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      • You said that most hippies are overweight and unattractive, yet your pictures show attractive kids with dreadlocks. where are those pics from? Do you know any self proclaimed hippies? Your statements seem to be all generalizations and stereotypes at best, and/ or fallacies at worse.

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      • O.K. O.K. Clearly it’s time to come clean. That whole son of god thing…Well that was a bit of a stretch. Acctualy that wasn’t true at all. It just made it a lot easier to get down Mary Magdalene’s pants. Now that we have that out of the way. Let’s move on. Being a follower of mine I find it a bit confusing you would pick on hippies. Have you looked at me lately! Also I couldn’t possibly think of anything more threatening than a peaceful group of people who truely love good music. Well there is that whole priests that prey on young boys thing. Oh, and that little known fact that religion has been the cause of more pointless deaths, and wars than anything else.
        So Mr. Mental midget I hope I have cleared some things up for you.
        Peace Love, and Happiness! BROTHER!

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        • That’s not even close to funny.

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          • your feelin it now aren’t you dude. since you sound like a terrorist i think you should stand trial for whatever bogus charges your lot can trump against radicals who speak to far out of line. i would not even let my children walk past your house on there way to school. infact i would move to another state if i lived near you.

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          • How can you say that isn’t funny! I said it, and I am your Lord! You are one confused individual. You pointlessly aim your hopeless prayers at me, yet I am not funny.
            By the way I thought Judgement was only reserved for myself, and Dad. You must have missed that part, but to be honest most of you do. I understand that though. A maze of lies is hard to find your way out of. I hope you have fun with that. I know I will.

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      • You, sir, are a moron. An entertaining, one, at that.

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      • For the LORD gives wisdom; from His mouth come knowledge and understanding.

        knowledge and understanding, huh? interesting that if god is understanding that he…or she…yeah i went there…would condemn any group that is about peace and acceptance. you paint a disturbing picture of far right America. and you mention manliness many times…what is manliness? the oppression of women and the messed up “regan-esque” beliefs that set the american economy back over 25 years? you are incredibly ignorant. also, you condemn hippies and their long hair…but im pretty sure Jesus had long hair and a beard and was a peace loving, accepting HIPPIE.

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      • Mr. President

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      • Sir,
        What makes me a hippie? Is the fact that I have dread locks? Because I do not wear make up? Is it that I choose to endulge in organic, more healthier ways of eating than the average American? Is it my clothes made of hemp and that one day I hope to live in a sustainable living “green home” and possibly one day a community of such? Is it because I sometimes like to trip on psychedlic drugs? Perhaps it is because (by CHOICE) I do not own a vehicle, or television, and choose not to be attatched to a cellular device. Are these the things that make up a hippie? But what if I don’t want to tear our world apart? What if I feel that I am not hidden away from common sense and ethical living? However, sexual liberation, orgies, homosexuality, lesbianism, voyeurism seem like a gift of life. What about the fact that I am a junior in college, with a 3.9 GPA. (and by the way, I am a student at a Methodist college.)Yes, I take part in drum circles, pot circles, and if God decides for my (drug induced) trip, then the occasion fearie circle. But this does not make me any less educated or any lower-than-you trash. Furthermore, I would like for you to know that I am deeply involved in community volunteer work, relief efforts in Africa, and also strive hard for acceptance and abuse-awarness for homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgender human beings. I could list, I’m sure, at least a few hundred attributes that many non Christians are quick to think about ALL Christians.

        To say that YOU, sir, hate muslmis, or are a person who is involved in hate crimes, or who perhaps is a preist that touches young children would surely upset you. Opression of a social/religious/racial/continental/sex group that you claim to be a part of is never right, nor a positive feeling for any party involved.

        The Bible that you are so desperately trying to force upon others has taught you to not be judgemental, and to leave the judging for God alone. It also asks us to remember that everytime we lay judgement on a fellow person, we are being judged just the same. It seems here, that you are playing a blame game.. perhaps your son or daughter was caught getting high and you think it is every no-good hippies’ fault. I am not going to bash you or your beliefs, because that would go against what I know is right. I only ask for you to rethink your ways.. What if every Christian was like you? So quick to jugde. So quick to state those judgements as fact.. So ready to opress anyone who is not of his kind.. also.. it is a bit unfortunate that you feel that these hippies have nothing but drugs and rock and roll to preach. I have found, in my life of being around and growing with said hippies, that we are some of the most caring and giving people still left on the face of this earth.

        Bless.

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      • Matthew (from the bible)

        hi im matthew and i think you are FUCKING RETARDED

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      • Wow, someone has seriously mislead you about the motives and whole idea behind the hippy life style. you go back to reading your psamls and leave the freeminded peoples be

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      • Maybe you remember this one? “Thou shalt not judge”!!!!

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      • It’s a poor writer who blames his audience for misunderstanding.

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      • I cannot even believe you had the patience to sit and write this crap, Stephenson. Jesus did not talk bad about any group, even Samaritans or prostitutes. He would be totally ashamed of your flamboyancy. And by the way, Jesus was a traveler. He made his rounds on foot to make sure tons of people got the opportunity to hear the good word. Imagine where the world would be if he decided just to sit home and wait out the last years of his life. Wow. It’s people like you that make me think freedom of speech is a bad thing. You are insulting and rude. And I don’t know what group of hippies you’ve come in contact with but any that I’ve ever met are not whor-ish people. And Jesus was hairy and so was John the Baptist. He lived in a desert, eating locusts and eating raw honey while wearing animal skins for clothes. Yet Jesus was his friend and knew God sent him. A hippie baptized Jesus. I’m pretty sure he didn’t have the closed, bigoted mind set that you have. Maybe you should take a lesson from the man you claim to represent.

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    • Rationalthinking

      You said:
      In post 9/11 era, they were one of the few holdouts against the flowering of pro-American nationalism so crucial in a time of terror and war.

      In other words you support blind patriotism and lend your voice to a cause which led to the death, displacement, or maiming of 500,000 + innocent human beings in Iraq. It has been proven that the reasons we invaded Iraq were based on lies and doctored evidence. Do you consider pro-american nationalism of more importance than human life? It would seem you have chosen to support the ideas of the old testament god instead of the new testament god. Lucky for you in 325 A.D. Constantine hand selected a group of people who voted to allow both gods into the bible. Those who actually disagreed were exiled or executed.
      Considering you base the foundation of your life upon this faulty information it is no small wonder your article reeks.

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      • We had a righteous cause in the Middle East to defeat the terrorists bent on destroying our civilization.

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        • What terrorists? Al Qaeda was in a completely different country when we invaded Iraq. Bush even stated that part of the mission objective was to take Iraq’s oil, he didn’t give two shits about those deaths that a terrorist group caused. We weren’t fighting a war with terrorists, we were fighting a war for oil, and the people that fought back weren’t ‘anti-American’ terrorists, they were Iraqi’s who were fighting to keep their country safe.

          There were only a handful of scuffles in Afghanistan compared to the battles in Iraq, and even then there were plenty of times where the higher-ups of Al Qaeda were in our sights and we essentially let them go, just to keep the ruse up that they had connections to the Iraqi government.

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        • “We had a righteous cause in the Middle East”

          Have you been smoking some of the “deadly street drug” yourself there buddy?!!!

          We went in there (after arming that country with weapons ourselves) we used a guise of terrorists to go in so Saddam couldn’t sell oil on the global market for Euros (which might destabilize our fiat money system that is run by the banker elite) This is your just cause sir?!!!!!!!!! insane. so basically what you are saying is that human lives are insignificant as long as they are them pesky foreigners in head wraps? I’m pretty sure you would be against this type of horror going on in the streets you live. Can you immagine waking up to see your family killed, maimed, burned, cripped, by a tomahawk missile? But it would be a righteous cause right? as long as those banker elite have the system under control for you.
          After we instilled all this fear and sold it to the American public to GENERATE this patriotism and install more government control like the patriot act and all kinds of other b.s that ppl like you are so ready to do and give up true freedom.
          (P.s & don’t bother painting me as the anti government drug using, no job hippie you despise so much either, because guess what.. I am a middle class, Christian, well educated person who works for the government, stuck on this system of debt, fiat currencies, and servitude but at least my eyes are open)

          Go back to bed America, your government has figured it out… go back to bed America, your government is in control…. GO BACK TO BED BILL, your government is in control.

          You are free to do as we tell you
          You are free to do as we tell you
          You are free to do as we tell you

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    • kitteh want some of what yer smoking billings

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    • Hmm this is pure evilness dressed and hiding behind jesus. You destroying everything jesus stood for. But if there is a hell. Satan is going to love dress you guys like girls and fuck you hard in the ass everyday to infinity. The question is: Why do Satans buttyboys still exist in america? No seriously i know the guys (gays) Behind Christwire. And one of them (No names) looove to borrow hes grandmother old panties. I cauht him in action. (This is not a joke)so all this crap they write here is just basiclly isuess they have by them selfs.

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    • You sir, are an idiot.

      I could only stand to read the first few paragraphs before I realized that you’re not joking… You represent the problem with the world today, with people like you it’s always THEMTHEMTHEMTHEM, when in reality it’s USUSUSUSUSUSUS. You also show how absolutely mental you are here; “to such an extent that deadly street drugs like marijuana are now decriminalized and available to our children at any bus stop.”

      I’m suffering from a terminal illness and I’ve benefited from the effects of marijuana for several years now, I’ve smoked literally every day since 2003, I find it not only helps the pain but it helps the seizures. Who the fuck are you to say otherwise?

      Deadly? Really? Seriously? Go read a bible and learn about casting stones, smoke a blunt, and shut the fuck up.

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    • This guy is an idiot. I thought we were not supposed to judge. Do you think your God? Your propably just another child molesting, holier than thou Christian who in my eyes will burn in Hell..

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      • Oh Fantastic! Let’s not judge the pedophiles and murderers of this world, okay! Wouldn’t want to hurt their feelings! And let’s tell Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts he can just retire since he’s a devout Catholic and doesn’t want to get caught “judging people” in that job of his! You’re an idiot and you have no clue about Matthew.

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    • My Dear Brother Stephenson Billings,
      My God bless you and enlighten you and open your eyes to the blindness of your eyes and open them to the truth. I am a Christian, I know that Jesus Christ has died for my sins. But if you were really a christian you would know that god would not approve of this. This is not What Jesus would do. Jesus teaches us to love, and to love and forgive all as he has to done. “thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven” also “and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us”, just two small examples from the Lords Prayer which everyone knows. Number one you clearly know nothing about these individuals whose pictures you put on your site without their permission. You don’t know where they came from, what they’ve been through, or what they’re real intentions are as individuals. Number two you obviously know nothing about hippies or the people you are trying to talk about. You can not speak so confidently about something you have never even experienced yourself.
      I have been to multiple music festivals, I have experimented with psychedelics, I have some friends that my be considered “hippies”, I do not have long hair, I am not a drug addict, I’m a college student on my way to my PHD in Environmental Bio-Psychology,I love the Grateful Dead, I go to church every Sunday, I have morals, I keep my clothes on, I have a job and I am a responsible individual. Along with millions of others that you think you know sooo much about but have probably never even taken the time to talk to anyone anything like this or actually experience any of these activities whether it be music festivals or psychedelic drug use. These are actually very kind, very spiritual, and very loving people and that is what being a christian is really all about…. LOVE.
      So please brother please try to do as Jesus has done for you and try to find some love and understanding in your heart. May God bless you. And I hope you take the time to actually read this and really think about it and pray on it.

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    • jesus walked with all people. but most of the time took refuge with those that were outcasts of society. he accepted all and opened his arms to them.
      he helped and gave service to those cast out from society.
      you do not help anyone by judging them and condemning. you only separate yourself from your brothers and sisters. love those that are different from you, understand them, talk to them, eat with them, share with them and allow them to share with you. you will learn more about your true self and you closeness to the one that dwells in ALL OF US.

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      • “I have wiped out many nations, devastating their fortress walls and towers. Their cities are now deserted; their streets are in silent ruin. There are no survivors to even tell what happened. I thought, ‘Surely they will have reverence for me now! Surely they will listen to my warnings, so I won’t need to strike again.’ But no; however much I punish them, they continue their evil practices from dawn till dusk and dusk till dawn.” So now the LORD says: “Be patient; the time is coming soon when I will stand up and accuse these evil nations. For it is my decision to gather together the kingdoms of the earth and pour out my fiercest anger and fury on them. All the earth will be devoured by the fire of my jealousy. “On that day I will purify the lips of all people, so that everyone will be able to worship the LORD together. My scattered people who live beyond the rivers of Ethiopia will come to present their offerings. On that day you will not be put to shame for all the wrongs you have done to me, because I will remove from this city those who rejoice in their pride. Never again will you be haughty on my holy hill.” –Zephaniah 3:6-11.

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        • I love it… someone has a good response like “jesus walked with all people. but most of the time took refuge with those that were outcasts of society. he accepted all and opened his arms to them.” and gives this guy advice on how to act and behave according to his own religion and he comes back with this old testament stuff about smite thee and destroy and wipe out this and that! it really shows you guys what is in his heart…. not love… not understanding… not the true meaning of being a christian, but more hate.

          Being in a position of “leading” (I use the term loosely for obvious reasons)Christians you should be very careful because if you are here teaching hate and misleading people , God will be very severe on judgement day.. he has said it himself.

          I pray for you because you are going to need it. May God and Christ Jesus open your heart, mind and eyes Mr. Billings.

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    • This is mindless brainwashed talk from a neo-conservative who has little perspective to offer on a world he purposely misunderstands, simply because the people above him in his religious and social chain of command have kept him agitated and misinformed and enraged simply to harness his financial assets and his penchant for speaking his mind, no matter what brand of trash is spewing from his mouth. Congratulations on being a slave to money, power, and most of all, to the people who have manipulated you into turning your brain off and your anger up.

      NEVER have I read a less thought-out set of ideas, stereotypes, boogymen, and hypocritical analysis about anything. You, sir, win the award for blatant bigotry, racism, hatred, and doublespeak, all while claiming the moral and religious high road, which is beyond a joke.

      Even your own religion’s true ideals are so far from what you state here that one cannot even begin to make the jump from rationality to uber-crazy that you make in the article–it takes a special brand of ignorance for that, one that you seem all stocked up on.

      Everyone doesn’t have to be like you (in fact if everyone were like you we’d all be greedy, hateful, and mentally benign, thus this civilization you claim to love so much would be in absolute shambles from having idiot zealots such as yourself at the helm mucking up our democracy, our morals, and taking our freedoms away in exchange for some hollow pseudo-salvation that does not even exist.) If you want to fund and support hatred and war and death go right ahead, just don’t expect the 90% or so of us who don’t have our heads inserted in our rectums to give our consent or our tax dollars to your scam.)

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    • someone needs to find this guy and puddle his face lol…

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    • Sheree Saye

      @ Jazee: im so glad you spoke up against this ignorant dumbass. i couldn’t even get through reading this whole article as it infuriates me.
      These “hippies” you speak of would encompass myself and many of my friends so take a second to open your mind and listen. we are not a menace to society! “hippies” are loving, caring, positive people who care for not just themselves and the human race but for the earth and everything living in, on and around it. We do not send around a collection plate and take money so that we can afford a cool drum kit which entices youngsters to join your cult! we do not judge people. we don’t shun people if they are gay or practice sex before marriage. we offer love and acceptance. you say we havent moved on with the times??are you crazy??? if we didnt know what was going on then how woud we know to be there protesting against nonsense! do you honestly think God is going to come down here and mend the damage we humans have done to this earth?? well we dont, so we try to mend it and respect it. we dont post hate filled attacks about your religion so you tell me………. whos the better person?? cuz thats what this is right?? a competition??? your pissed off because people are starting to wake up to your bullshit and realise there is more to this world than one fucking book!!

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    • Dave Kershner

      I’ll pray for you poor,misguided souls who actually believe these lies.It is sad that you feel you have to cut the heads off of others to make yourself appear taller.God will forgive you if you ask.And repent.I;ll be praying.

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    • LittleMsFlowerz LittleMsFlowerz

      W0W! I am a Christian and I can’t believe that you claim Christ, Mr Billings. This is one of the most blasphemous articles I’ve read in some time. “Get your facts first, then distort them as you like”~Mark Twian
      You have absolutely NO idea of what a “hippie” is. And if your definition of “hippie” is correct, I think we need more of “us” in this country. You would surely call me a “hippie” if you met me. I am a political activist for freedom. For American values. I am what you would call an “Aggressive Constitutionist”. I love our country. I believe that it has become so far from what it was meant to be. Thank God you still have freedom to speak such lies, because it seems the way you view politics is the exact OPPOSITE of liberty. This is a horrible desecration to people made in the image of God. Why do you feel so threatened? These young people, no matter what they look like, that you so arrogantly condemn, are the kind of people that I have as family and true friends. Please do not lay claim to what you do not know the 1st thing about. BTW: If no one has told you yet-The band’s name is “PHISH” not “THE PHISH”. Very talented musicians, to say the least. Your message of fear has made every believer that I know that has read this aricle aghast at your lack of knowledge of people, in general, and of the character of God. You make the Pharisees look like angels. I, as a believer, am incited to anger by your article. That probably makes you a happy man, though. I would encourage you to go hang with the “hippies”, then you come back and write your article all over again. You are a shame to our Christian community and a shame to our country.

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  • John Lennon would have been 70 the other day and I shudder to think of how horrible a world we’d have if he and his little bland geisha continued to spread their Soviet agenda all this time.

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    • Real Christian of you to approve of the murder of a man because his philosophies are at odds with your own… You bible-thumpers will never understand that for your intolerance and lack of empathy, you are very likely the ones who will burn in your “hell” (boy would I love to see the look on your faces!). Keep pounding away at that dogma… If Jesus (one of the biggest hippies EVER) were here, he’d probably want to go see a Phish show. Stop judging people and open your heart to everyone, rather than just the people whom you share strict beliefs with.

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  • Nothing wrong with being a hippie! I don’t get why you need to hate on hippies just because they are happier than you are man.
    “Quite right about hippies though Stephenson, all that ‘love and peace’ crap causes nothing but trouble.” – Tom Donald… this guy obviously has a very miserable life and doesn’t know the first thing about happiness. Its people like you and Tommy here that cause nothing but trouble.

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    • I think if you actually put down that bong hit and read my article you would see that there is EVERYTHING wrong with being a hippie. They oppose all the things that make America the great nation it is.

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      • first off.. you can’t put down a bong hit. u can put down a bong. but a hit is wen u actually smoke it. more evidence that u dont do any research before u write something… second off, u can keep saying theres everything wrong with being a hippie, and i can keep saying theres everything wrong with being a stupid journalist who doesnt know wat hes talking about. the only difference between us is that u have NO proof that isnt just your opinion to back up your claim whereas i have proof that u have no clue wat your talking about and should reallllly stop writing these articles. america is not a great nation, and it wont be as long as we keep sending people over to the middle east and as long as there are people like u to harass other human beings for being who they are! hippies are about peace and love and that is wat will make america and the world a better place.

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        • It frightens me that you’re such an expert on this drug slang. Aren’t you ashamed of the role model you’ve become for the next generation?

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          • What’s wrong, you pissed that someone did some research about their topic Stevie? You mad that you’ve been proven wrong yet again?

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          • aren’t you ashamed that your such a judgmental asshole? if god is real he is without a doubt ashamed that he gave u life. It frightens me that you ACTUALLY THINK your a journalist but you know nothing about the things you write about!!! You couldnt even think of anything solid so say back to me. your weak.

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          • Second sentence, “your” should be “you’re” as in “you are.”

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          • //Second sentence, “your” should be “you’re” as in “you are.”//

            And Stevie runs away, yet again.

            Stevie, why do you bother? You have no points, no proof, you’re full of lies and hate, why do you even bother opening up your mouth if you aren’t going to actually refute things? Why are you so much like a child that you’ll just bitch and whine and not try to actually cause changes that are worth a damn? You just want someone to agree that your terrorist ways is what this country needs. You want to insult black people for being black, slap a woman who’s outside of the kitchen, and murder everyone who isn’t a “native born American”, because you’re deluded into thinking that that’s how God wants things to be.

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          • YOU’RE such a loser… you have nothing to say back to me because you know you are wrong.. grow up.

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          • and one other thing.. at one point in our debate u mention how it frightens you that i know so much about the “drug slang”… at least i dont write things when i don’t know what i’m talking about. no wonder your articles are such bull shit. it frightens you when people actually know wat they are talking about! hahaha

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      • hippies loves : peace,tolerance,acceptance of every race, they are calm, not materialist, they hate war chaos and greediness, they want freedom, they love everyone even if they are different…

        well it’s true billings they are totally different from america really…

        America the nation of racist sexist fascist xenophobic homophobic warmongerer, greedy, materialist immoral and destructive

        You said it Billings not me

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      • You know the largest sect of Christianity tries to cover up homesexual statutory rape, and still have 0 respect for women? I think smoking a little weed is not nearly as bad as some of te terrible crimes heads of the Catholic Church try to cover up. You may not be Catholic Billings, but you do carry the same beliefs as Catholics. So by your reasoning that all hippies have the same beliefs and do the same things, that means you’re ok with homosexual statutory rape, since you share the same basic set of beleifs as Christian Catholic priests.

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        • I’m Baptist and you’re distracting from the issue at hand. Yes, I am also dedicated to my faith and am not afraid to apply Biblical teaching to sexual impropriety, child abuse, self abuse, etc. Just because there is another evil thing out there, that doesn’t mean I can ignore the danger one cult of criminal human beings poses to our society. As an adult and a Christian, I have a responsibility to protect children and to spread the Good News of Christ’s teaching. This is a Christian website, for your information, and your hostility and threats have no place here.

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          • You’re not Christian whatsoever. Fuck, you aren’t even a part of ANY faith, you’re nothing but a psychotic terrorist through and through. You hate and hate and hate and do nothing but that.

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          • you may have the responsibility… but you don’t have the right. if you wanna raise some kids get your own. you have no right to tell me or anyone else on this site what to do so fuck off.

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          • Take personal responsibility for your life instead of spreading intolerance. I live in a Buddhist country and they believe in the oldest form of Buddhism which can be summed up here: In Theravada belief, Buddhas, gods or deities are incapable of giving a human being the awakening or lifting them from the state of repeated cycle of birth, illness, aging and death (samsara). For Theravadans, Buddha is only a Teacher of the Noble Eightfold Path, while gods or deities are still subject to anger, jealousy, hatred, vengeance, craving, greed, delusion, and death. Steve, you still deluded and hateful to say the least! Good luck with your life… A very sad excuse for a human being…

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          • Baptist! Baptist! Now I know why you’re babbling fool. Bapist is at the bottom of the religion pole. You mite as well be a Methodist or Morom. Either way, you’re going to hell for all the hate built up in ya!

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          • Good sir, you do realize this is a parody? Have you see the sections?
            1)Masubmitory
            2)Hatemail
            among others! Also, if you read their ad on thier book and read the description, you may find yourself enlightened. On the bright side, Conservapedia.com offers a great deal of real christian material. Thanks!
            ~~~~ApertureScience:”For the good of all of us”

            References:
            1)http://www.en.wikipedia.org/christwire
            2)christwirebook.com
            3)www.christwire.org/masubmit_page

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      • “I think if you actually put down that bong hit and read my article you would see that there is EVERYTHING wrong with being a hippie. They oppose all the things that make America the great nation it is.”

        I would like to make a point about this, but let me first say, have some respect. Accusing someone of drug use based only upon the fact that they disagree with you on this matter is very juvenile. As for your second statement, that hippies oppose everything that makes this nation great, I would argue that at this moment the thing that is greatest about America is that hippies are allowed to be here, Christians are allowed to be here, when we are at war, people of the country we are fighting are allowed to be here, and they have the freedom to be what they want to be. I disagree with almost everything you’ve written in this article, but I’m glad you wrote it, because that means we still have what’s most important to us. I encourage you to have a little bit more of an open mind, and value those who don’t agree with us, it’s what gives this country it’s strength.

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      • Is this guy a joke? I can’t believe anything that comes out of Billings mouth. Ignorant man. If you are going to write an article that is FALSE, expect backfire DUDE.

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      • dont pee on the rug...man

        Just want to say that you say “I think if you actually put down that bong hit and read my article you would see that there is EVERYTHING wrong with being a hippie. They oppose all the things that make America the great nation it is”

        Just want to say a few things on this: First, George Washington grew hemp, yeah he probably smoked it too….

        Second, America started with a group of colonists of mixed religious affiliations and evolved into the land of “freedom” with a right to practice your religion and our right to be hippies. How come is it that the majority of the KKK happen to consider themselves a Christian organization? They have a freedom and use it, even if others don’t agree!!

        Third, not every hippie is like the people you put in these pictures, some of these people look homeless. Granted there are homeless hippies, there are also homeless christians.

        Fourth, if there is everything wrong with being a hippie, then why did people like Steve Jobs, you know him? Apple CEO, yeah admit to having done LSD and smoking pot? He obviously has done terrible things to America, oh or better yet, the World.

        I also think its quite ironic and hypocritical of you to out-rightly accuse hippies of tempting people to join in on psychedelic and sexual encounters, although this is somewhat true, you assume that EVERYONE partakes in abusive drug use!… This temptation is no more a crime than having a Jehovah’s Whitness show up at your door, or having someone get “in your face/personal space” and preach to you on an issue that you have made up YOUR OWN MIND on.

        Just wanted to get a few things off my chest —

        Put that in your thurible and smoke it!

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      • what a load of crap. i am a so called “hippie” and i don’t smoke pot or take drugs. maybe an advil once in a while. i work, i play music, i play tennis, am an advocate for the environment. i believe in love and kindness. isn’t THAT what Christ was about? i am just stunned that there are people that hate so much.

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      • Ha, Thank You soo very much ! It was a long time since I laughed so much and from my heart I am sure that “Good God ” are involved . This is so fun to read and be a part of. Have a nice day. If we all feel free it is real. This letter is to everyone but Stephen, you make the show.You are so funny !

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      • You speak of a culture I’m afraid you know next to nothing about. Besides your pre judgments you don’t even understand half the things you speak of.

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      • As if you don’t oppose the things America is about?

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      • No, I do not. I love America.

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  • “Oxycotton”

    Never heard of “Oxycotton”. Perhaps you meant “Oxycontin”, eh, Mr. “Journalist”?

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    • It’s ok, we have ice and crystal meth too…

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    • common grado-forever

      “Oxycotton”

      Never heard of “Oxycotton”. Perhaps you meant “Oxycontin”, eh, Mr. “Journalist”?
      =====
      Claire
      ocycontin is a brand name i.e. people who make up a name to sell oxycodone for large amounts of money
      oxycotton is a popular way of describing oxycodone
      .. please look into things you think you know about before giving evilness to real fact people.. God be with you soon

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      • never heard the term ‘oxycotton’ before.. people defending this man in any way may as well put the knife to their own wrists and let loose. i am embarrassed that this man calls himself an american. leaving religion out of it. hateful, hurtful, harmful, misinformed, conflicting and false ‘information’ spewing forth in the form of word vomit.

        i can tell you that many hippies i know are very spiritual or religious and have deep personal connections to society and nature. your misconceptions of what you term ‘hippy’ culture are shocking, to say the least. basing your description of hippies on propagandized, antiquated anti-drug messages does nothing but make you appear to be a complete idiot that believes everything they read, despite the lack of fact or evidence involved.

        it’s amazing the nonsense on the internet. to think, you actually had to be intelligent in the past to post anything online through html or coding. now any moron that can type is able to spew garbage around the virtual world.

        there is not a single ounce of truth in your ‘article’.

        now excuse me while i go back to my studies for nursing school so i can take care of the sick and dying for the rest of my life.. but of course you would deny that i can do this because i believe in fairness for all, love, equality, and understanding.. let’s throw in that i’m a divorced woman and i have many homosexual and transgendered friends. and that i am friends with hippies and support their lifestyle.

        what could a heathen like me possibly do for humanity? oh right i can save a life and teach others how to be healthy and happy. shame on me. guess i’ll be burning in hell pretty soon with the rapture coming up and all. gosh. whatever have i been thinking. guess i better get back in the kitchen and pop out some blonde, blue-eyed, straight as a rail, conservative, racist, gullible little brats.

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  • What an intolerant, unpleasant diatribe…whatever happened to Christ’s commandment to ‘love thy neighbour as thyself’? No sign of that here from an individual aligning himself with ‘Christian’ America.

    It’s this sort of thing that gets the USA such a bad reputation abroad.

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    • I’m sorry that my honesty offends you but I, for one, AM NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH! Who care what the nations abroad think of us when we’re talking about love and faith? It’s syncophants like you who coddle the criminals at the UN and keep America kissing the butts of every socialist failure in Europe. Sickening.

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      • wow really you should shut up because you asked european help in so many wars that turning your back to them you will lose all yours allies and trust me if you lose your allies we will side with asia and your downfall will be pretty much close

        by the way if you don’t care what the world think about you there is something wrong because now approx 90% of the world see you as a bunch of jackass and immoral barbarian

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        • NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!

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          • Due to the fact that I believe that ALL christians are pedofiles, I ran your name through several sex offender databases, and you not coming up, I’m still not convinced. Maybe you haven’t been caught yet, but you will be, believe that.

            That being said: RELIGION IS THE MAIN REASON WHY THE US, AND THE WORLD, ARE STAGNATING RIGHT NOW.

            Get over your fairy tales already, and do something positive for the world and preach peace.

            And if you come back and try to tell me some bullshit like JEEBUS or GAWD is the answer for peace, you sir, have never cracked open a history book, thus making you a special kind of retard

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          • All that pedophile stuff is not true. The girl who did that was 14 years old and angry about some article I wrote criticizing a goth music band. In the end, every got resolved and she removed whatever it was and my truth persevered. Clearly, I am not a pedophile.

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          • I believe you Stephen. It’s hard to be afraid of the truth when you don’t believe in it.

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          • IF you’re not afraid of the truth, go read The God Delusion.

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      • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        I hope you understand how rediculous you are making yourself look. I am sure that everyone who reads this thinks you are absolutely crazy. I think it is hilarious. You freaking idiot. hahahahahahaha
        REALLY???????

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      • //I’m sorry that my honesty offends you but I, for one, AM NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!//

        You are indeed afraid of the truth, you lie so viciously to protect your false sense of security and you have so much hatred that you’ve become blind. You’ve blinded yourself from this truth and insist that your lies are the only words that are right. Why is it, that whenever you post a blog post, that there are so many ways of proving you wrong? Why are there studies done that show that everything you talk about and whine about is completely false and your ideas are the exact opposite of reality?

        Why? Because you’re afraid of the truth, plain and simple.

        //Who care what the nations abroad think of us when we’re talking about love and faith? It’s syncophants like you who coddle the criminals at the UN and keep America kissing the butts of every socialist failure in Europe. Sickening.//

        You’ve got a god complex and you’re all for the idea of America making everyone it’s bitch. Are you sure you’re sane?

        //Clearly, I am not a pedophile.//

        Bullshit, you bring boys into the mountains and rape them, claiming that you’re giving them the gift of Jesus.

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  • Sounds like Billings is running out of steam and things and people to pick on.

    “Why do hippies still exist in America” wow…this is a really useless article

    Why do Christians still exist in America?

    Quit picking on people billings..

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  • Furthermore Billings,I know of MANY so called “hippies”,many that are highly educated,have well paying jobs and etc.
    This article is nothing more that your own personal opinions and no facts.
    I am a State trooper in the state of Washington,and have many contacts with people of all walk,but most(99.9%) of the type of people YOU describe that I contact,are nothing what you describe.All you are describing is the stigma and sterotypes that goes with every issue..not facts.Still waiting for an ACTUAL article written with REAL journalism to come from your pen..

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  • I mean, if these people are so doomed, then why do they all have huge GENUINE smiles across their faces? Hanging around this type of music scene I have seen what goes on first hand. And everything you have said Mr. Billings is 100% false. In fact, they seem like the only people who are able to cope in this society and would be the first ones to your aid if they saw you in trouble. They seem happy to me. So why does anything else really matter? If you believe they are going to burn in hell, cool. You’re fear and hate mongering, which leads me to believe you have insecurities and demons that you keep tucked away and you have yet to deal with. I feel sorry for you:(

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    • They smile because they’re on drugs. It’s not rocket science, buddy.

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      • Yes, beacause all people that advocate for peace and love and that have long hair do drugs. ALL OF THEM.

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      • So anyone who smiles is just on drugs? No one can be happy and show it? You’re the anti-thesis when it comes to Christians. You’re everything a Christian should NOT be.

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      • And this is exactly why you are not a rocket scientist…
        wow Billings,you are really the joke of the department here…lol.
        I showed some fellow officers the link to this and a few other christian officers as well as my pastor..all shared the same basic reaction..disgust
        Disgust that a man who would dare call himself a man of god would say such things or even be associated with other “writers” to spread misinformation in the name of god,especially on the internet.I’m sure you’ll thumbs this down too,but it’s what others have said in regards to this site.

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  • I am pretty sure they will kick you out of a Phish show if they catch you masturbating. Maybe you stumbled upon a secret spot when you were doing your super hard core journalism work. Can you tell me where I can masturbate at a Phish show cause I am high on Nexus and Yellow Submarine right now.

    I’ll be at a PTA meeting later on so I’ll just check later.

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  • I would like to start by thanking BIllings for writing the most comical piece of “news” in recent, or possibly all time. I will no longer look to fox news for information with an editorial genius of Billings’ caliber at my fingertips. When i stubbled upon this site I thought it was a satirical internet blunder, but i continued to read on, i realized he is serious. This makes this material even more humorous. Mr. Billings you must be two people, because no one person could be as ridiculous as you are.

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  • Real American

    You are a sad, sad little man. I suggest you get out of the back hills of Tennessee and take some time to actually meet and interact with people instead of relying on a 2000 year old book to tell you what people are like and how they should behave. Your views of the world are completely inaccurate and Christ would be ashamed to call you one of his followers if he were still with us today. I would rather have 1 hippie as my friend than 10 million of you. Good day, sir.

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    • HEY, I know someone from backwoods Ten, nice guy, please do not soil Ten by linking it with this hateful sad person.

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  • This idiot Billings just wrote an article completely based in presumption and ignorance. He said, “They are against every tradition that has made this country great.” Well, I guess this guy forgot about freedom. This guy claims to be a Christian and has completely lost sight of what that means. Jesus Christ loved everyone. He taught tolerance, acceptance, and to love thy neighbors. Billings is too filled with hatred to be a good Christian. Who gave him the right to pass judgement anyway? How does someone who calls Phish, The Phish, claim to know anything about them or the people that enjoy their music? I am a hippie and I am also a successful business man with a college education and a family. I own a home and I support charities. I don’t have long hair. I am the complete opposite of the hippie image that Billings attempted to paint. All he did was create an ignorant stereotype. He should actually try getting to know some hippies and maybe he could learn a few things.

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  • The word “hippie” has such a negative connotation, when that word is used most people think of dirty homeless people smoking meth out of tin can. When in fact most of the “new-millennium hippies” have good paying 9-5 jobs, own their own home, pay their bills and taxes, abide to most laws, and have wonderful circles of friends and family that are the kindest people in the universe.

    In fact Mr Billings, if you actually attend “The Phish” show – you will find that the majority of people fit into the above category, not the passed out wooks that you are referring to in your pointless article. The city council of Telluride lobbied for “The Phish” to play a two-day concert in their small mountain town because they knew it would help their local economy, so much for your argument there.

    Here’s another point of “research” missing from your article, check the statistics for the amount of battery and assault related arrests from “The Phish” shows – I guarantee the numbers of minuscule compared to any country, metal, or other genre of music concert that’s more widely accepted in society. Try doing some actual research before writing such a blindly ignorant article.

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    • I am simply trying to share some love and spirituality with you, my friend. I do not understand your hostility. We are talking about protecting children from a very dangerous life.

      “The LORD is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation. He is my God, and I will praise him, my father’s God, and I will exalt him.” –Exodus 15:2.

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      • //I am simply trying to share some love and spirituality with you, my friend. I do not understand your hostility. We are talking about protecting children from a very dangerous life. //

        People like you push for ‘saving the children’ just so you can push your agenda at the same time, and that agenda (yes, you actually have one, not a made up one you’ve come up with in your head) includes reducing the rights of all basic citizens and forcing the Church and State to become one again, violating the basic right and foundation that caused this country to be colonized in the first damn place, FREEDOM OF RELIGION, including expressing a faith other than Christianity.

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      • “I am simply trying to share some love and spirituality with you, my friend. I do not understand your hostility. We are talking about protecting children from a very dangerous life.”

        Billings, that’s EXACTLY what I would expect to hear from A HIPPIE.

        Every one of your BLOGS reveal absolutely nothing that pertains to the real world, but reveal so much about your own obsessions and repressions, regrets and denials. All the licentious behaviors you so hysterically decry (‘Methinks though doth protest too much!’) exist mostly in a fantasy world created by your own overactive, repressed and overworked imagination. It doesn’t take a degree in Psychology to see how badly you wish you could physically manifest these bizarre, dangerous behaviors you BLOG so negatively about.

        “NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!”

        Then you’ll admit that you’re a closeted homosexual? From the graphic nature of your BLOGS, it’s pretty obvious that you are.

        ”On a personal level, a hippie can be defined as a person who will abuse drugs until the day he or she dies, irregardless of health issues or pleas from their children.”

        So you’re writing the dictionary now? I sure hope not, because “irregardless” isn’t a word. It’s a double negative. But I’m sure you knew that and just included it to keep us on our toes, eh, Mr. “credentialed investigative journalist”?

        And as long as you claim to be a “credentialed investigative journalist” without providing evidence, you’re JUST ANOTHER LIAR. How does God feel about liars, again?

        I’m pretty convinced at this point that Billings is the result of some mad (Christian) scientist giving the “squeal like a pig” hillbillies from “Deliverence” Bibles and computers, just to see what would happen…

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      • I have evidence that billings does in fact have gay men and lesbians,and other according to billings himself “questionable people” on his facebook friends list.
        Als o I noticed that billings has closed off his facebook page,but I took numerous screenshots before he did so.What gives billings,do your friends know you talk bad about them behind their backs?

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        • First off, my facebook page is not close. The link at the top of the page is old, just click on my name. Secondly, I find it quite offensive that you attack me because I happen to have friends who may be homosexual. That’s rather disgusting, Brandon, and you’re truly showing your closemindedness. I think you should be ashamed of such tactics, Mr. Screenshot.

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          • You attack homosexuals on a daily basis, you attack liberals on a daily basis, you attack Obama on a daily basis. You still wanna claim you’re a model Christian?

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          • You just contradicted yourself there Mr Billings.I deal with criminals and innocents every day and I know what to look for,remember,we are trained to observe..you are fooling no one now.If this was a case you would be found guilty easily.You will not admit it,but you cornered yourself with those two statements and statements you have made in articles referring to homosexuals.
            Put simply,you can not be friends with a homosexual and at the same time rage against homosexuals.that is contradicting each other.It is either one or the other. While I do not doubt your faith as a christian,I doubt your abilities to fairly represent groups.

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  • I love jerking off on LSD. Especially when I make my OH faces during a sick Hood jam.

    But I must inquire Wilson, CAN YOU STILL HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • how you feel about hippies is how i feel about christians.

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  • Stephenson,

    How do you feel about juggalos? WHOOP WHOOP JUGGALO, you about to get sprayed with faygo.

    Also, Magnets how the fuck do they work?

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    • I am not sure what you’re talking about, but if you’re talking about “jugglers” yes I do happen to like them, though I never quite learned the art myself. Once or twice, probably before most of you people were born, I performed with a great guy who was a juggler and he could get five balls in the air and children just went wild. We talked about doing a partnership, nothing ever came of it, but we were good friends for some time after. And he was certainly charming but one day he had to move into an apartment with low ceilings (because of a woman) and boy was he unhappy!

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      • I grew up on a hippy commune.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT3U-IYob8E&feature=related
        (note all the hard work that was done and continues to be done through the organization called “Plenty”)

        In 6th grade we were being taught college courses at our hippy school.
        In 7th grade I went to public school off the commune where I made the honor roll without trying as they were using text books we had already used several years before. The hate that was spewed apon me from the backwoods christians for being a “hippy” was astonishingly unbelievable just as this article is.
        I was extremely nice to everyone as my mother taught me to live by “the golden rule” – treat everyone as you wished to be treated. I was nice, clean and intelligent but because I was from the hippy commune I was called “freak” from the first day and every single day for 4 years I was harrassed, bullied, threatened, kicked, punched, spit on by people I had never done anything to and had only been nice and friendly to.
        And these were people who claimed to be Jesus loving Christians! It is almost too horridly ironic to bare that these people accept an ancient long hair peace lover as their savior and then act with such disgusting indecency on hatred that fills their hearts for modern long hair peace lovers. It is absolutely bewildering that anyone could have so much hate like the Christians that tortured me at school and like the deplorable person who wrote this pathetic and opprobrious article.

        That being said, it is utterly HILARIOUS. Every single sentence is quite possibly the most comicly entertaining, gut-wrenchingly laughable nonsense I have ever read.

        (Finally fed up in 10th grade after several years of correcting my teachers and being abused by the bible thumpers, I got my GED and went on Dead tour :)

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      • Wow. Thanks for this, Adolph.

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      • You are ridiculous. I’m a ‘hippie’ and I don’t do any drugs. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Fuck you and God

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      • Stephenson Billings says:
        October 16, 2010 at 7:04 pm
        Second sentence, “your” should be “you’re” as in “you are.”

        It’s funny to see this criticism coming from a man who uses the word “irregardless.”

        Sixth paragraph, first sentence:
        “On a personal level, a hippie can be defined as a person who will abuse drugs until the day he or she dies, irregardless of health issues or pleas from their children.”

        Regardless of what you have heard, “irregardless” is a redundancy. The suffix “-less” on the end of the word already makes the word negative. It doesn’t need the negative prefix “ir-” added to make it even more negative.

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      • “I performed with a great guy who was a juggler and he could get five balls in the air”

        Was that as hard as getting two balls in your mouth?

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      • HAHAHAHAHAH!
        This article is a total joke. Praising the words written by humans of a different era will not solve the problems we face today. Jesus would probably love hippies. Your hatred and ignorance is the death of a peace-loving religion, y’hypocrite!

        Get over yourself!

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      • Fuck your opinion

        FIrst of all, this website is sacrilegious; “Christwire” think about it a minute. Second of all, it is obvious the day your wrote this article you were very upset at hippies, I think maybe one cut you off, or something, just got under your skin. We all know how easy it is for you jesus freaks to pass judgement when you get upset, so I think it is VERY obvious, maybe too obvious and you n eed to tone yourself down, oh wait, toning down is something religion has no clue about….you make me sick with your anti everything ideals.. second of all, you are worshipping a false diety, how can you honestly think any kind of God would allow people like YOU to run around shoving your opinion down everyone’s throat? Do you think any God would find all this war and hate YOU churches, and religious freaks start to be in ANYWAY acceptable? You need to wake up. Soon, otherwise you deserve nothing less than your church to be burned with you and all your self rightious, blind, contradicting, prejudiced friends inside. YOU are the reason the world is in such dismay, YOUR God is he reason everyone in the world is always fighting, you are too GOD damn stupid to understand any of this, and you think you are right, and seriously this is exactly why you are the scourge of the world. Because you are too bloody stupid to even comprehend how or why you are fucking things up for everyone. You need to take your opinions and shove them up your biased, self rightious ass. Before someone like me does it for you. I mean holy shit, just look at the nonsense posted on this racist prejudice website, I should have you people reoprted fopr this: “Dressing up as Lady Gaga is a sin against Jesus” Why? It is a costume…..idiots. “Is my Husband gay?” He probably is since he has to live with a controlling religious nut. this one is disgusting…. “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.” I bet none of you have any problem going to the chinese buffet……hipocrites. HOW ABOUT YOU SORT YOUR LIFE OUT BEFORE ATTACKING EVERYONE ELSE!

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      • I know this article was only written for one reason: author wants attention like a child does. I’ll forgo a scathing reply. only thing i have to say is: get a life.

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  • You know how I know you’re a fucking moron? You called Phish “The Phish”. NO one calls them “The Phish”. Hey Billings, your ignorance is showing. ;)

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  • Trey Anastasio

    this guy has obviously never heard a really epic Reba jam before. Or maybe he needs to listen to the Went Gin. After he hears that, he’s gonna put down the bible on go on fall tour!

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    • This is the best website ever.

      Far more entertaining than the Onion.

      With all due respect to the gentleman behind this site, you have no sense of reality…which makes for great humor. Thank you.

      And to the guy who likes the Great Went Gin…I must say I prefer the Clifford Ball version, but hey, I hear ya!

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  • Stephenson Billings I have met tons of these people you will find your bad apples in ever bunch but for the most part. They are nice peaceful people yea they practice Christianity more then the moral majority they believe in God’s gift of Free Will and in Peace for most part they are willing to help people when they are down lend a hand I have seen it with my eyes. They don’t want to legislate their religion upon anyone unlike the some so-called Christians that think it is their purpose to force their beliefs upon others not heading Jesus’ warning to render all things that are of Government to Government. And you still don’t understand by bad mouthing people in the way you do you could turn people away from Christ need I state what shall happen to a person that does that I am sure you know if you read your Bible as a fellow Christian I must say to you throwing rocks in glass houses is no fun. If you are a true Christian stop hating on them and show love and peace. Peace be with you and I hope you find peace in your own self instead of contempt for others.

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  • Mrs. Billings

    Stephen stop playing with your internet boyfriends and come upstairs for dinner.

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  • I read the article and laughed. I fear Christians a lot more than hippies.

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  • Tray myke payge phishman

    What a n00b. 420 for life. Firemost nuggets aww yeahhh

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  • Alice D. Milionare

    This is gold! Did anyone check out the Hippes vs Hipsters photo? The Phish! Mr. Billings, do you do the comic circuit? Judging by your writing you would be a hit, and I’m not even kidding you. Someone get this man in front of a camera

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  • Stephen I have some of the firemost shards for you. All you have to do is meet me the lot on fall tour. I’m easy to spot, I have no chin.

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    • It saddens me that you are so drugged out you can barely form a coherent sentence. You comment makes zero sense.

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    • shakedown rambler

      Hahaha! All the shard and dose in the world couldn’t turn on this guys lovelight. what a lost soul. I just feel bad for him. Stephenson, get over yourself. Im sorry you didn’t experiment with fun when you were younger but i’ve had a ball, long hair and all! You did accomplish one thing though so i have to give you credit for that. After reading your article I feel filthy and am actually going to go shower, way down, down, down by the docks of the city.

      I love my god and he is that which is love. You should check in to it sometime. He is the one you pray to but ignore the teachings of.

      ***Dead to the Core*** (~);}

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  • If you want the truth sir here it is:

    Christians as a whole have harmed humanity much worse than a group of hippies. I hope I do not have to cite anything here. History speaks for itself

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  • I think it would be a good idea (and lots of fun) to get a list of all the bad things hippies have done and compare it to all the bad things Christians have done. Understanding the brutal history of Christianity on our society and all he blood that was spilled in the name of the bible may help give the author some much needed clarity.

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  • Mr. Billings,

    I hope you know there are plenty of sober minded people at Phish and Dead shows, and your generalization is completely stereotypical, and frankly prejudiced. Look into the Phellowship and Wharf Rats.

    And by the way, I’m cool with Jesus’ teachings…didn’t he say something about the golden rule? Well that’s what the so-called “hippie” community is based upon; karma. Not some convoluted view of religion that has been warped and twisted to fit your narrow minded view of the universe.

    Sincerely,

    Bobby “fukin” Weir

    ps: quit being so angry and smoke some bud!!! Life’s too short to push your petty delusional views upon others.

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    • I have heard a rumor that the musician Bob Weir is a homosexual. Is that true?

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      • “I have heard a rumor that the musician Bob Weir is a homosexual. Is that true?”

        Oh. My. Fucking. God.

        Aren’t you a “credentialed investigative journalist”? Are you actually asking the people you just got done insulting to do your fucking “job” for you?

        Why don’t you just do what you always do- make up a bunch of bullshit, crank the homoeroticism up to 11, post it on your BLOG and call it informed journalism?

        Jesus Fuck, Billings, you really are a shit piece of work.

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        • Honestly, this is a rumor I’ve heard and since these people here seem to know about The Grateful Dead I thought I’d ask. Calm down, it was a simple, straightforward question.

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          • no it’s not a simple straight forward question. It is a loaded question designed to irritate people you have never met but have deep hatred for. Again, at once point did Jesus teach hate and intolerance?

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      • Why the unhealthy obsession with homosexuality? You will never hook up with Bob Weir so don’t even bother fantisizing about it while you’re up there in the woods with all your young xtian boys.

        Just admit it to yourself. You will find much less personel hate and self loathing once you accept that your homosexuality is normal.

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  • Hey Billings!

    My 15 year-old sister wants to know when you’re going to start sending that child support.The baby is almost 3 now!

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  • You should have posted a pic in your Bobby Shorts. I bet that would get his christian blood boiling

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  • whos got my 10/31 extra

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  • whos got my 10/31 extra?

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  • i1bdj5.jpg

    and whos got my heady abborted fetuses?

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  • HA! This Stevie cocksucker got totally Pwned on the “put down your bong hit” comment. What a moron. I was thinking the same thing my Hippie friend; you can’t put down a bong hit.

    But anyways, I’m neither a hippie or a conservative but I do live close enough to the Bay area for this guy to probably hate me. Which brings up a point. Why does Stevie preach such hatred towards other groups? I thought Christ was supposed to be all-forgiving, and loving. Am I mistaken on that?

    I’m off to go rip some tubes, grow a moustache, and conspire against Right-wing radicals.

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    • “And the Redeemer shall come to Zion, and unto them that turn from transgression inJacob,saiththeLord. Asforme,thisismycovenantwiththem,saiththeLord; My spirit that is upon thee, AND MY WORDS WHICH I HAVE PUT IN THY MOUTH, shall not depart out of thy mouth, nor out of the mouth of thy seed, nor out of the mouth of thy seed’s seed, saith the Lord, from henceforth and for ever.” –Isaiah 59:20, 21.

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      • Whoa… lotta seed and mouth action going on there… is it a Floydian Slip?

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    • No, you can totally put down a bong hit. Once I ripped this hit, the guy told me it was bud but it was just nasty shake, it was so raspy, I coughed for like 5 minutes and not in a good way, when I finally got my wind back I tore that bong hit a new one, I was all like, “Dude! you are just nasty! That tasted worse than resin scrapings! Hell, I think I need, like a new throat transplant! Shit, Dude, Mrs. Billings could grow better tasting leaf then you!” I kinda maybe went a little overboard, ’cause this bong hit started crying a little, and I felt kinda bad. So you actually can put down a bong hit, but you won’t feel like a very nice person afterward…

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  • Is this dude for real???

    Man, if you’re gonna blawg about ANYTHING, please do some research or fact checking. You may think that youre coming off well, but youre not. Generalizing about any culture or walk of life is arrogant and dangerous.

    What would Jesus do??

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  • lol @ The Phish

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  • We miss you, Jerry!!!

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  • Wow so dead on. The author must have spent countless hours of research talking to these terrible people and really getting inside their heads before publishing this. He probably went to a music festival or organic food store or drove by one or something. I always thought that every stereotype and generalization I had heard about these people since the sixties couldn’t all be true but I know if I read it on Christwire it has to be accurate. Bravo. Next time I see one, I’m going to try to instill the fear of the Lord in him her so maybe they can be saved!

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  • "the phish"fan club president

    1st of all I don’t exist because there is no such band as”The Phish”. Secondly…have you never enjoyed anything in life? I read your article and I don’t know where in the BIBLE it says that the people of Sodom were hippies? For all we know, Jesus was a hippie! Didn’t he wear sandals and not bother to wear the most espensive clothesdid the oil he put on his feet and the feet of his disciples not have a sent to it?? I know a lot of Christians who don’t spend a lot of money on clothes. Also… does being a christian mean that you are free of sin? I thought from what I was taught (growing up a baptist) that “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God”. Hippes are some of the most loving people I have met in my life. It is these blameless christians that have hurt others and only push people away from God. Shouldn’t you blame Satan and not a person who has chosen to sin. Didn’t God give man the freedom of choice? Lastly… do you know any of the people who you posted pictures of? How do you know that any of them are not Christinas? Does God take away the holy spirit from your heart and revoke your christianity because you have chosen to not go to grow dreadlocks? Is not every sin a sin regardless of what sin it is?? Me and my Phriends are no more sinners than the pastor of your church is a sinner!

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    • That wasn’t very nice of you.

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      • A lot of the things you say aren’t very nice Billings

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      • You’ve insulted everyone at least once, how dare you say you’re offended.

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      • “That wasn’t very nice of you.”

        There you go again, you sound just like a little Earth-Muffin. Hug any Old-growth trees lately?

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      • The truth hurts doesn’t it.

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      • How exactly is that “not nice”? It was a well worded response to your ‘article’, if you wish to call it that. You just called anyone with long hair and a liking for natural products heathens, and you’re offended by someone asking questions and defending their own beliefs?

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    • Well said fan club president…Amen

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  • Smelly Lazy Uneducated Hippy

    Where can I send some ointment for the soars on your wholesomeness? Poor guy soars can really suck. By the way you forgot about ecstasy a popular drug with Christians, Hipsters and Hippies.

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  • I don’t understand why you people can’t get it through your heads that the danger your perverted ideologies and your drug abuse poses to America as a society is very great. You people are destroying the sanctity and beauty and wholesomeness that the decent and moral amongst us have worked so hard to construct. We are on the edge of annhiliation at the hands of our terrorists enemies. The Chinese and the Russians would stomp us into dust given the chance, don’t doubt that for a second. Our enemies at home are worse, communists and socialists and radicals who want to legalize every sort of foul sex act and take advantage of children, sending them away from their parent’s love so they can run to rock concerts and have sex and do whatever. And all this marijuana, it deforms you brain, turns you soft and weak this is not what America should be it’s those drugs that all killing our children. This is Sarah Palin’s America you freaks, you are going to wake up to that some day and you”ll see the true meaning of faith in action when we are in power and have the ability to enforce morality on you pack of devils and sinners. Don’t think I don’t know what you really know and are hiding from every one else, it’s not that they all know but I know, I know the truth and it’s foul and treason and you people given the chance would stab us all in the backs and take over and destroy what little beauty we’ve managed to carve out of this country despite your socialist Obama and the liberal dirty bag of tricks to destroy everything Holy in this world. I know don’t you forget that one minute.

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    • I think you need a hug.

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    • //I don’t understand why you people can’t get it through your heads that the danger your perverted ideologies and your drug abuse poses to America as a society is very great.//

      You can’t find a single person who’s died by in-taking marijuana without having an allergic reaction to it, how the fuck is it dangerous outside of the business associated with it?

      //You people are destroying the sanctity and beauty and wholesomeness that the decent and moral amongst us have worked so hard to construct. We are on the edge of annhiliation at the hands of our terrorists enemies.//

      Aren’t you the one in favor of war and destruction and murder and rape? You’ve admitted this several times over, so how are we destroying America when you’re against peace and prosperity?

      //The Chinese and the Russians would stomp us into dust given the chance, don’t doubt that for a second.//

      Dude, they don’t give two shits. Unless someone decides to piss them off, they aren’t going to do squat. China’s sitting on essentially every production factory that makes items used by just about every person in the world, if not then America, and Russia is just sittin’ there bein’ Russia and minding it’s own business. You’re the one who wants to nuke the shit out of them and start something, not them.

      //Our enemies at home are worse, communists and socialists and radicals who want to legalize every sort of foul sex act and take advantage of children, sending them away from their parent’s love so they can run to rock concerts and have sex and do whatever.//

      And you say you’re not a fan of conspiracy theories. Dude, why the fuck should sex be a crime when it’s between two consenting adults, and why the fuck do you care about invading the privacy of the homes of everyone? You want to run a totalitarian government system the likes that only sci-fi writers use, and you want to impede on the rights of every citizen to do so, and you have ADMITTED TO THIS CRIME SEVERAL TIMES! You, sir, have essentially declared war on America and seek to replace it’s morals with your own twisted version of what a person should be.

      //And all this marijuana, it deforms you brain, turns you soft and weak this is not what America should be it’s those drugs that all killing our children.//

      Then the parents are doing one hell of a lazy job of raising their kids then, aren’t they? You just want to blame everyone but yourself for any troubles on this world. Not ONCE have you EVER fucking admitted to being part of the problem, you always insist you’re the fucking answer when you just want to add chaos to the problem already.

      //This is Sarah Palin’s America you freaks, you are going to wake up to that some day and you”ll see the true meaning of faith in action when we are in power and have the ability to enforce morality on you pack of devils and sinners.//

      Right there, you’ve admitted that you will force your way onto the citizens who live in a country founded on the grounds that no government or church will ever force their standard of living onto the people. You are completely against everything America stands for, and you are more than willing to use terror to push your psychotic agenda in doing so. You want the laziest bitch ever to become president, and the moment you vote her in, you’ll want her ass out to make room for a man, because no woman deserves power or respect in ‘your’ America, you fucking freak. Nor should blacks, asians, or any other possible ethnicity, race, creed, or what have you, you believe only rich white American men deserve any type of power and you’ll continue to force your ways onto the rest of the world. You show no respect towards those who have actually fought for this country, you show no respect to people who have lost loved ones in tragedies and wars and such, and you will condemn the most basic of human instincts simply because you can’t fucking read the book you claim to follow. You don’t follow one fucking thing under the bible except ‘gays are teh devil’ and that’s only because it promotes hatred, which you’re all for, you sick freak.

      //Don’t think I don’t know what you really know and are hiding from every one else, it’s not that they all know but I know, I know the truth and it’s foul and treason and you people given the chance would stab us all in the backs and take over and destroy what little beauty we’ve managed to carve out of this country despite your socialist Obama and the liberal dirty bag of tricks to destroy everything Holy in this world. I know don’t you forget that one minute.//

      You claim you’re a fucking holy man, you claim to be better than God, you claim to be a savior, you claim that only you are right. How FUCKING DARE YOU assume this bullshit when you’re nothing but the lowest, slimiest, dirtiest fucking psychotic asshole to EVER show up? You’re all about the genocide, slavery, rape, and murder, and you DARE try to pass someone else off as evil? You haven’t even explained why the fuck you’re right, you’ve gone and made nothing but assumptions about how people are, and not ONCE have you shown an actual understanding of ANY FUCKING SUBJECT you’ve ever blogged about.

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    • Wow, Billings, that rant was seriously batshit fuckin’ crazy, even for you.

      “This is Sarah Palin’s America you freaks, you are going to wake up to that some day and you”ll see the true meaning of faith in action when we are in power and have the ability to enforce morality on you pack of devils and sinners.”

      So… Concentration camps? Reeducation centers? Gulags? Poison gas? Mass graves? Mass crematoriums?

      “you”ll see the true meaning of faith in action when we are in power and have the ability to enforce morality on you” -Stephanson Billings, 2010

      “The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life.” -Adolph Hitler, 1933

      Huh. So just out of curiousity, Billings, how do you feel about Jews?

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    • shit, he’s right! I forgot that sodomy equates to communism!

      Wait, Mr. Billings, was that actually your argument? That if we weren’t so gay, our society would be better? Interesting. Very interesting. I really didn’t think it was possible for individual sexual orientation and collective social constructs to have an exponential relationship. apparently i was wrong.

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    • “You people are destroying the sanctity and beauty and wholesomeness that the decent and moral amongst us have worked so hard to construct.”

      Yes. Yes we are.

      And we’re coming for YOU and YOUR CHILDREN next.

      Dose raping is imminent.

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    • Jesus was hippie .

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  • This jackass is obviously thriving on people being shocked by what he says. Christians don’t even read his drivel, only people who heard how insane it was and got mad. He doesn’t even believe what he says just wants the attention so he can say “100,000 people read my controversial article. Fuck him and fuck Christwire for presenting him as a real journalist. Dont ever come to this website again, anyone, because hes just gonna come out with another shocker to get attention.

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    • Please go away Ned. I could care less for your conspiracy theories.

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      • This coming from the man-child who claims that Bill Murray stares at the viewers in movies, the Golden Girls make boys start up gay cults, and that the best way to tell how someone masturbates is to press their nose into a mattress and declare ‘it smells like semen’.

        Stevie, you’re the one with a tin hat.

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      • As someone baptized Christian and raised as such, I believe that there is no greater “conspiracy theory” than that of the myth of Jesus Christ.

        I believe there was a guy named Jesus who came from Nazareth but the claim that he is the son of god is the most ridiculous and illogical thing I know of. I believe in many of the teachings of Christianity – especially the ones that are aligned with that of the so-called hippie movement (or whatever).

        But if you believe Mark 8:1-9 and Matthew 15:32-39 (the 4000 loaves story) or Matthew 14:22-33, Mark 6:45-52 and John 6:16-21 (Jesus walking on water) as something that actually happened/fact, than you are far more delusional than anyone on an LSD trip.

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    • Ned, you are SO right. This dude is just an attention whore. It really is so hard to resist responding to his outrageous diatribes- I think he is good at luring us in, it’s like playing Battleship with someone with no sense of pattern recognition- the only thing you stand to lose is time. Maybe we could all find a way to starve him of the attention he so craves. Does anyone else agree?

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  • Billings,
    you stated:”I’m sorry that my honesty offends you but I, for one, AM NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!:

    I do not believe you sir.You will not listen to anyone else and like your friend and fellow christwire “journalists” you report without facts..Here’s an example:
    Shameful_truth stated in his article about an officer involved in a snowball fight gun incident the following;

    “But now, the poor officer is being persecuted across the country for “over-reacting“ to the situation and “threatening the hippies with a loaded weapon.“ I do not doubt that this is a case of reverse-racism against the poor officer for his being White. Had he been a black officer, no doubt everyone would have said he was just acting normal.”

    He wrote that article without even bothering to check whether the officer in question was actually black,white or green.
    Oh,by the way,the Officer is a black detective,not the white as shameful described him as.
    As for the pedophile comments have been racking up against you,so I will be watching you VERY closely,make one slip or move against any minor girl or boy and I promise you I will use every resource I have available to me to make sure you are held accountable.Do not test me on this..I am giving you fair warning.
    You have been telling half truths and lies in most of your articles and I strongly suggest you start doing a little more research before future articles.
    Now that shameful_truth’s article has been disproved to be false,It leaves the matters of the other articles on this website.

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    • The person you mentioned is no longer a member of the Christwire community because he was a fraud so don’t throw his quotes at me, they are not my doing. I never met the man, nor did I ever endorse him.

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      • Birds of a feather…right billings?

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      • You endorse rape, murder, slavery, abuse, and the violation of human rights though. At least shat was offensively funny, you’re just offensive.

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        • You obviously know nothing about me if you believe that nonsense. Wow, simply deluded.

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          • Really? Because the bible is all about that shit, and you seem to think the only words anyone should live by is the bible. It says slavery is a-ok and murdering someone who goes the barber is perfectly acceptable.

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          • “You obviously know nothing about me if you believe that nonsense. Wow, simply deluded.”

            HA!!, get it. You are mad that someone has mischaracturized you at the end of an article where you do the same thing to an entire group of people. Ironic.

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  • “This is Sarah Palin’s America you freaks”
    This is everyone’s America you fraud..I FOUGHT for this country..what did you do?
    “you are going to wake up to that some day and you”ll see the true meaning of faith in action when we are in power and have the ability to enforce morality on you pack of devils and sinners.”

    Spoken like a true Communist

    “Don’t think I don’t know what you really know and are hiding from every one else”

    Oh,so you are peeking into my life as well as everyone else’s?You don’t know what everyone is doing,and for a second there,that sounds like something God would say,not some puny mortal such as yourself.

    ” it’s not that they all know but I know, I know the truth and it’s foul and treason and you people given the chance would stab us all in the backs and take over and destroy what little beauty we’ve managed to carve out of this country despite your socialist Obama and the liberal dirty bag of tricks to destroy everything Holy in this world. I know don’t you forget that one minute.”

    Join the Military and say that when you get out..

    You like to name call a lot..why?

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  • enforce morality … so you will remove the freedom and become a theocracy i’m pretty sure you are all for the link I provided on confessionwire and you will also kill million of people for your morality?

    I prefer to live in china at least we gonna have some freedom

    and sarah palin will NEVER get elected

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  • I do not want to go to sleep tonight with all your anger and hostility on my mind so I will pray for your souls that you may find forgiveness and redemption for your sins. Here is something positive and beautiful that I will share to put your mind of more innocent things.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBcT9iwZqUQ

    Good night.

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    • There’s that unwarranted self-righteous attitude again. You think that you’re right, even though you’ve never shown one iota of evidence that even hints at it, and then you’ll just run away like the fucking coward you are.

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    • Billingsrapedme

      man this is super funny, those pictures are some of my friends! I think Billings is really a true hippie at heart and he is using reverse psychology to bring christ like people “hippies” together so that we can stab back stabbers in their backs cause really he has done nothing but made even the crack head on the phish tour look better than him and his robotic beliefs there are a lot of funny things Id like to comment on but most important is that you cant find ganja at every kids bus stop, after I read that I went and tried for days and all I saw was people like Billings jacking off in their cars while looking at little kids and attempting to give them candy… still looking for a bong hit to put down… I never heard of jacking off at the Phish but that is the best Idea you have probably ever had Billings, thank you for that. Ok I was gonna try and keep this semi short so I will hopefully end on this note, The Roman Catholic Church was formed by the same people that crucified Jesus yes it is very obvious your people hate hippies Billings, they have been trying to hang them on crosses for 2000 years and then they glorify their trophy in Idol form all over the child raping whore houses they call churches anyhow thanks for bringing us hippies together mister Billings maybe with your help and inspiration we will actually take over this world and the people can start focusing on things like peace love and light instead of your bombs and cops

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    • Organized Religion is a Joke

      Guns are easy to find, get one and use it on yourself, you would be doing the world a favor….

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  • Okay, so there is nothing wrong with hippies. I am one myself and I am perfectly normal and I am a Christian. I love life and I love others; isn’t that what Christ did?

    The reasons there are still hippies is because they have taken after my parents. My 3 children are hippies and they are proud of it. They are the best, most well rounded children you will ever meet. They accept and love others and they always put others before themselves. If that isn’t the epitome of Christianity, then I don’t know what is.

    God blesses all including hippies. Peace!

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  • Roland Burnham

    Jesus was a hippie.

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    • No shit, dude. I would have followed Christ but that patchouli shit just made me hurl.

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  • “You obviously know nothing about me if you believe that nonsense. Wow, simply deluded.”

    That’s the pot calling the kettle black,only most of us aren’t deluded like you like to think..

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    • Brandon, I really wish you wouldn’t hate me so much. I really want to be your friend and let’s extend an olive branch and put all this behind us. I’m happy that you feel good about your service to our country, but that is not the issue at hand and I’m not sure why you keep abusing me with that. I just want to share love with you people, then everyone went crazy on me. I worry about drugs and about children.

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      • The issue at hand here is how did Billings ever consider himself a journalist? He writes some bogus articles about topics he doesn’t even research. A tenth grader could do better…

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      • “Brandon, I really wish you wouldn’t hate me so much.”

        When did he say he hated you? Could it be that you, Billings, are making a (gasp!!!) ASSUMPTION? No… surely not!

        “I really want to be your friend”

        No you don’t. You’re a liar.

        “and let’s extend an olive branch and put all this behind us.”

        Oh, such a magnanimous gesture… only made when it’s clear to you that he’s a soldier and not some dready pothead.

        “I’m happy that you feel good about your service to our country, but that is not the issue at hand and I’m not sure why you keep abusing me with that.”

        You can say you’re happy, Billings, but I find it implausible in the extreme that a truly happy person could churn out the venomous bullshit you call “journalism”. I think the point Brandon was making is that he VOLUNTEERED to put his life on the line to protect the freedoms that stupid hillbillies like you take for granted (such as the freedom to make up any old crap you want and post it on your BLOG), while cannon fodder like you somehow managed to avoid serving, and try to assuage their guilt in later life by waving the flag and playing the noble patriot. The relevant implication is that with real freedom comes real responsibility, and your “articles” are fantastically irresponsible. And he’s not abusing you, though anyone who does is A-OK in my book (unless, of course, you enjoy it. Oh, wait… you do. Dammit!).

        “I just want to share love with you people,”

        HIPPIE.

        “then everyone went crazy on me.”

        The comment section is the only place you’ll find rational writing here.

        “I worry about drugs and about children.”

        No, you have FANTASIES about drugs and children. Creep.

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      • “Even the police and law enforcement are on their side now, discriminating against Christian expressions of decency and love at every turn and giving these sex addicted narcotic pagans a a free pass”

        You know this how?…

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  • You people are fucking terrifying. Your ignorance is only outstripped by your blind faith. Die.

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  • Mr. Billings, I am a conservative, well off, and a college graduate. If you aren’t afraid of the truth, please answer these questions to the best of your ability. I am not spewing hate, I would just like straight forward answers to these questions…What does the Bible say about judging others? What gives you the right to pass judgment on people you have never met? Can you please comment on why you feel the need to force your beliefs on people when you claim to be an American?

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    • Organized Religion is a Joke

      He cannot answer this simply put, because he is either a complete moron, or a brainwashed fool. Either way, he made the choice, and now, not even the people he seems to represent agree with his choice of words… What a joke…

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    • You won’t get far with that arrogant chip on your shoulder, buddy. Don’t go around demanding things and making threats. They weaken your credibility. Also, I just answered this question below, at “October 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm.”

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      • You demand that the world gets down on it’s knees and bask in your glory as you claim to be a ‘prime Christian man and what all others should aspire to be’ and threaten those who prove you wrong with damnation.

        According to your own logic, you’ve proven that you have no credibility.

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  • allright let me try again: turn this page into a game

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    • ah crap, doesn’t work but if you cut & paste this into the url bar (deleting http and all) it should work:

      javascript:var s = document.createElement(‘script’);s.type=’text/javascript’;document.body.appendChild(s);s.src=’http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js’;void(0);

      space bar fires, arrow keys move your ship.

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  • Wow. So I do drugs because I listen to Phish? I am a manager in a large company and do not touch any substance at all, but I like Phish! This is the saddest article ever. I am sorry to say, but you are not aware of the “Truth” you seem to think you are speaking about. These folks are a minority in the larger picture of things. Just like yourself. I am sorry you live in a bubble.

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  • Apparently I was very correct about the amount of LSD and masturbation at the Phish shows:

    Masturbates while on LSD @ Phish show!

    So all your crazy conspiracy attacks on me need to be tempered down a bit, folks.

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    • Dude..there making fun of you on that site!?!?

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      • Previous page, they talk about all the different people who have been caught masturbating at concerts.

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        • Your President

          Really?

          So is this guy a Pt’er or what? This is Bubbles-level trolling, folks.

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        • Organized Religion is a Joke

          I feel really sorry for you… You are condemning people masturbating in hypothetical situations from un-reliable sources, while you jack off to kiddie porn from your comfy church office… HYPOCRITE!!! Everyone knows that you super religious types that have been nurtured and suppressed by the fear of a false god, eventually turn into pedophiles, sexual deviants, or creepy predators.. You have been marked my friend, the whole world knows the truth, and when you burn for what you have done, you will not be able to repent… because as much as you and your church going buddys might disagree.. you will be judged for all that you have done.. Not by some god, or omniscient being, but by your own mind when it reflects upon everything you have done… And the only thing you have accomplished, is helping contribute to the spread of soon to be long forgotten ignorance… No really, have fun with that!

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        • I’m sorry, but the Phantasy Tour thread is just a joke. They are making fun of this page.

          You are clearly just a bit too old to get the humor being used.

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          • They link to our site (that’s how I found it) and the testimonials look quite serious and believable to me.

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          • //They link to our site (that’s how I found it) and the testimonials look quite serious and believable to me.//

            That’s because you can’t tell sarcasm from the real thing you nim-rod. How many times have you mistaken a person here and how many times have you failed to notice the contents of the message?

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    • Marco Esquandolas

      I have evidence that Steve is a child molester and a gay. By the way, I just jacked off and shot my load all over your avatar.

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  • This entire website is a joke, right? A fake?

    Very funny!

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  • Stephenson Billings, what skeletons are in your closet? I would wager some fairly nasty things based on these hilariously uninformed “articles” that you publish. While a majority of what you write is amusing and nonsensical, I found this sentence to be extremely uninformed:

    “Rather, it is like an improvised jazz solo with the lowest quality acoustical instruments pumped through a sound system purchased at a toy store.”

    The Grateful Dead were pioneers of the greatest live sound system for any live band of their time. Perhaps you should research more in the “wall of sound” era in the 70s. These are fine American musicians who have provided decades of enjoyment for millions of people and created timeless music. The Grateful Dead were incredibly talented, influential performers who along with their crew, perfected the art of live sound improvisation. I am sorry that you have limited knowledge of the music world and decided to deride this fine American establishment. With any luck, when you die, you will be subjected to the most deconstructionist version of “Dark Star” on repeat for all eternity.

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    • the multibeast

      Wow sir, you have opened my eyes. I never thought in a million years or at least since nazi germany, that a more sinister force existed. You are a prophet sent from the mountain top, to speak the truths, or at the very least collect a bunch of soda bottles and motivate children’s party entertainers.
      run like an antelope stephenson, and keep fighting the good…fight
      the multibeast

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      • Organized Religion is a Joke

        Your an idiot, funny how religious fascists always refer to Nazi germany, as if relates to anything at all!! The real Nazi is the person who wrote this article!!

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      • I don’t motivate entertainers, I am a motivational entertainer. That means I bring faith and the word of Christ into my acts for children. And stop talking about Hitler. His name has become a childish, shallow cliche for everything people disagree with or fear. I won’t traffic with your sort.

        As for The Grateful Dead and their music systems or whatever wall nonsense you are talking about, these people have no clue what pleasant, enjoyable music is. I remember as a younger man being around people who listened to this garbage on the radio and it made me traumatized in my stomach and sick with head aches. Their themes are usually about drugs (Google it!) and sex and they simply prowl the country, turning our cities and town into drug bazaars where young, innocent people are called, like those towers at Muslim temples, to worship at the feet of Jerry Garcia and self indulgence. These are a creepy people who show quick signs of schizophrenia and deviancy. Have you ever looked into the eyes of a so-called “Dead Head”? There are no words to describe that level of insanity. Their eyes bounce all over you, dark as rocks, seeking out every little corner of your body, probably looking for your wallet or some chance for sex. It is a foul, foul world my friend, there is no denying that.

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        • Have you ever gone in for a serious psych evaluation, Billings? They have some really effective drugs for paranoia these days… hell, you could probably get on disability and Medicaid might pay for them. Oh, wait, that would go against your capitalist principals. Never mind, let the batshit crazy roll on!

          Yay, batshit crazy!

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        • “I won’t traffic with your sort.”

          What, you mean the deal’s off? WTF, Billings! It’s Friday night! You promised me a quarter of that sweet sticky bud you’ve been talking up all week! I thought you were my friend! Oh, where is that sweet Christian love, Billings? Where is the LOVE?!!!

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        • Bamboozled Victim of Poe's Law

          Wow….I fell right into it. Until checking into the site more, I must admit I thought this was a real fundy site, but it’s not, it is in fact SATIRE. There is much debate throughout the Internet in this regard, & also debating if Billings is a brilliant satirist, or if he is unaware of the satirical nature of the site. That being said, here’s my condemnation/praise for the article, author, & site…

          Unsubstantiated trash/pure brilliance, piss off/keep up the good work

          This may be satire, but there are sites equally as radical that are in earnest, and this site has followers that believe this ignorance is the word of God…well, may (S)He have mercy on their souls.

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  • Jesus was the first hippie. Peace, love and understanding not hate and condemnation.

    Jesus doesn’t like the author’s tone but he still loves him.

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    • This is the truth that so many lose sight of. The fact that Mr. Billings associates the name “Christ” and The Cross with this sort of judgemental, holier than thou, blasphemy is insane. You need to spend less time spitting words out of your mouth you think are justified because you call yourself a Christian. If you were a Christian you would understand the values and beliefs taught by Jesus Christ, i.e. Love thy Brother. Those that are less fortunate than you, that are broken, the lost souls of this world are who you should celebrate in order to bring them closer to the Lord. Why strike them down with some delusional sense of authority?
      I do not believe you in any sense of the word “understand” Christianity. You like so many others in this world have taken the belief system, laws, and standards of living and forgotten the reason behind them, while using them to advance a selfish, pretentious, self-serving agenda.
      A Christian doesn’t look at a fellow child of God and see them as a problem, as scum, or subhuman. He loves them.
      STOP using Christ’s name to advance your thoughts. Nobody believes Christ supports this crap. But you will continue to do so and I just quote:

      2 Corinthians 11:13-15
      For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.

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      • “Take good heed therefore unto yourselves, that ye love the Lord your God. Else if ye do in any wise go back, and cleave unto the remnant of these nations, even these that remain among you, and shall make marriages with them, and go in unto them, and they to you; KNOW FOR A CERTAINTY that the Lord your God will no more drive out any of these nations from before you; but they shall be snares and traps unto you, and scourges in your sides, and thorns in your eyes, until ye perish from off this good land which the Lord your God hath given you.” –Joshua 23:11-13.

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  • How wrong you are. I at age 55 still have long hair, and attend many concerts and music festivals. I do not partake in drug use or consume alcohol and I have managed to somehow get a Masters Degree, serve 12 years in the military where I was honorably discharged and decorated. I still wear tye dye shirts all the time including to church on Sundays. My hippie way of thought has led me to achieve all this plus have a beutiful wife and family, a good job in a Fortune 500 company and the ability to pay for my three children’s college education. I love beiing a hippie!!!!

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  • Hippies still exist because we are the most fucking awesome people on the planet! Thank you for writing an article that makes me feel even better about myself!

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  • Randall Scott Rhodes

    Your article was wildly entertaining to me. I started reading it in the “Eric Cartman” voice (you know, the fat kid on South Park?) Then I switched to more of a Joseph Goebbels accent which made me nearly split my sides laughing. The Rush Limbaugh voice was also dead on…This almost sounds like something written for him to blabber on about ya know? Shhh…ok, come here dude..

    (P.S.) The chicks with the dreads were kinda HOT… Psst, checkit out, I’m not really sure they’re hippies… They look like they’ve bathed pretty recently.

    Peace, I’m out.

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  • My son goes to school with this kid who says Mr. Billings touched him inappropriately at one of his children motivational birthday parties. His parents are looking to take legal action. I talked to this kid’s parents and he says local authorities are also linking him with a homosexual kid who has gone missing that is one of Mr Billings friends on facebook. Funny thing is I didn’t have to do much investigating, this is his reputation in our town.

    Bottom line this guy’s gonna be in big trouble and once again Christianity is getting a bad reputation from Mr Billings. His slandering of other demographics and cultures make southern Christains look horrible. It’s almost like Mr Billings is taking a step back in society. Next thing you know he’s going to complain that African Americans aren’t riding on the back of the bus.

    Pretty sure when he get’s tried and convicted of child molestation and kidnapping, lots of different people in jail will show him how to properly screw someone up the ass.

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    • Comedian called you out billings and he is right..REAL Christians do not act the way you do nor speak the same way you do.

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  • Cartman?! Is that you?

    How ya been Eric? Say hey to your mom for me.

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  • Yea, those awful hippies. Running around in those open sandals, long hair, dressed in rags, not caring about wealth, giving away free food to the needy, spreading a message of peace and love, how unchristian!!!

    Back in the old days, they knew how to take care of hippies. Yup! They had a problem with this hippie back in the day. You know the type. Dirty peacenik, condemning healthy consumerism, claiming the wealthy were evil, fought against capital punishment, and even busted up a reputable business with one of their hippie protests gone crazy.

    Yea, back in the day they knew how to handle hippies. That guy got what was coming to him. The dragged him out in the street for every good citizen to spit on him, had no problem with torture, they whooped him good. Then they nailed him to a cross and left him there to die! Maybe if that Jesus feller was a little more Christian, they wouldn’t have had to teach him a lesson, huh?

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  • sugar magnolia

    Romans 2:1 You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.

    Romans 14:10 You, then, why do you judge your brother? Or why do you look down on your brother? For we will all stand before God’s judgment seat.

    Luke 6:37 “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

    read your own bible dude

    you’re just jealous we know how to have fun and ENJOY our short time here on earth.

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    • Bravo Sugar Magnolia,
      The bible does say those verses and we are ALL supposed to live by them.Unfortunately it seems that Billings and some of his fellow writers choose to ignore certain passages of the bible…

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  • sugar magnolia

    Romans 2:1 You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.

    Romans 14:10 You, then, why do you judge your brother? Or why do you look down on your brother? For we will all stand before God’s judgment seat.

    Luke 6:37 “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

    read your own bible dude

    don’t be jealous that we know how to have fun and ENJOY our short time here on earth.

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  • Organized Religion is a Joke

    Is this web-site real? This article is the most un-informed, and un-intelligent thing I have ever seen. People are people, and what they choose to wear, and how they look is up to them, and does not classify them as hippies! Whoever wrote this, is obviously brainwashed. This article is really about how one sided and stupid people who support organized religion really are!! This article does nothing but confirm the fact that religions such as Christianity, Catholicism, Baptist, or what-ever you choose to call yourselves, are nothing but a load of fear based BULLSHIT!! If there was a god, he would reject you from heaven once you died a miserable death, of a wasted life because of the choices you have made, this includes the lies you spread, and the mis-guided information you choose to let loose from your un-educated brains. Read a book, and open your mind, and get real. Isn’t it obvious that you are only condemning what little grip you have on your so-called divinity. Evolution is inevitable, and sorry to inform you, but you will not survive where humanity will prosper. Whoever wrote this, needs a wake up call. Look around at the people who might agree with you on this, country ass-backwards idiots, that are more categorized as sheep than human. You may be fooling them, but not the rest of us… The rest of the world will move on, while your way of thinking withers away and dies. HAHAHA you guys are SCREWED.. I really feel sorry for you!

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  • From Merriam-Webster:

    Definition of HIPPIE

    : a usually young person who rejects the mores of established society (as by dressing unconventionally or favoring communal living) and advocates a nonviolent ethic

    I see nothing about dreads, marijuana, or uncleanliness. these are what we call stereotypes. these are the things Jesus didn’t care about. he cared about the truth, which is the end of this definition “advocates a nonviolent ethic.”

    So, hate on hippies all you want, but Jesus is cringing at how pathetic and violent you are.

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  • Nice post sugar magnolia. I wanted Mr. Billings to answer my questions but he appears to be afraid of the truth. His judgment of others definitely looks bad on his resume upstairs. I just wish he had the guts to answer my questions.

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    • Billings will usually thumbs a post down if he has no good actual answer(s)
      His track record so far leads me to believe that he uses the bible to push his own ideals while ignoring most passages.

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      • No Brandon, it’s because you’ve posted 230 questions here in the last few days that I don’t have the time to answer. You seem to think I’m a DJ at your local disco but sorry buddy, I don’t do requests! I am busy man and not everything you comment is relevant or even interesting.

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        • I have a suggestion for you Billings and I really hope that you consider this..
          Spend a day with a police or sheriff’s deputy.

          In the 13 years that I have been in Law Enforcement and Military,I would have to say most of the descriptions you profile people with are very inaccurate.Now,I deal with many people and respond to quite a few calls on average.My assigned area puts me in contact a with good size state college as well as the general metro area and capitol buildings.
          The college,Evergreen State,is well known for being a liberal arts college and popular with people that like a spiritual and liberal lifestyle.My wife is a professor there as well.Most all of the students are exceptionally bright,and I enjoy many conversations with a lot of the students that I come in contact with.
          I recently had a conversation with a young man,who dresses like some of the clothing one expects with the hippie lifestyle..But this young man is extremely bright and talented,majoring in environmental sciences and geophysics.I think that if you were to get to know people instead of judging them,it would be great.
          Mr. Billings,
          I come into contact with more users of x,methamphetamine,cocaine and not very often do I see marijuana.Users of drugs come from ALL walks of life and classes,from the lowly crack user on the street all the way up to lawmakers.Drug use is rampant and not centralized to any group of people,To single out a group and say that most problems come from said group is not rational at all.Most officer here do not worry about small possessions of marijuana simply because it is too much of a burden on our time and manpower.
          Methamphetamine is the number 1 drug that we target,and as opposed to people that smoke marijuana,Methamphetamine is the number one drug we find in executing search warrants at residences.We executed a warrant at one residence about 6 months ago from information gathered from anonymous sources.3 bedroom home in a rural part of the county,small lab and family involved.youngest was 2 1/2 oldest male was 32.Very sad case as father had lost job of 12 years and mother had lost hers..still methamphetamine is illegal and manufacturing is even worse.You want to target a real destructive drug,target methamphetamine Mr. Billings.Methamphetamine is a real killer and I have seen the damage it does,both when a lab blows up or kids get caught in the middle and etc,I don’t think I need to clarify any more about it.
          I know you have bad feelings towards marijuana,but let’s be rational here for a second or two.Marijuana is simply a plant that is no more altered than a dried rose.It has altering properties as well as healing properties.
          Let’s look at most illegal drugs today,cocaine,meth,x,etc.Almost all of them are altered chemically in some way or another.Cocaine requires sulfuric acid as part of the extraction process.Meth requires different harmful chemicals depending on the method used to formulate or cook it.Marijuana is just cut and dried the way it is,naturally,nothing added,like cutting a rose and hanging it to dry.People are going to do what they want,regardless of what others may tell them,especially when it comes to drug and herbal use.I’m sorry,but I consider marijuana an herb and please respect my opinion on that as well as others who feel the same way.That being said,given a choice of the two,which would you prefer:a naturally growing herb or some chemically made drug that was possibly made in unsanitary and possibly hazardous conditions,and even then there is no guarantee that the drug would be safe for consumption.

          You stated
          “And apparently, I am being judged quite often on this news service here by YOU PEOPLE! So don’t try and pull the hypocrisy garbage on me.
          Furthermore, if judging is so terrible, does that mean we shouldn’t condemn the pedophile and the murderer? The thief and the adulterer?”

          Well,considering that most of your articles are focused on targeting certain groups or people..anyways.
          Condemning someone is way different than judging someone you have never met over the internet.
          Obviously,if a person is known as a murderer,pedophile or a thief,then there is a record and said person is either free or in custody.Those people will receive what is coming to them one day before the man himself,but until then,the bible tells us to forgive and not to judge.The heavenly father will make that judgement Himself.You say as Christians we must share love and faith,but you like to call other people names and tell them that they are committing sins because you say they are.I am not “crazy or deluded” as you like to claim or deranged either for that matter.I think you are a man who is so set in his ways and blind to anything else but bible verses.I pray for you to eventually open up more and I pray that eventually you will help more people instead of bring them down.God bless

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  • This article was obviously written by an idiot. What kind of objective journalist writes this kind of article? Its rather funny how uneducated and uninformed this person sounds. It reminds me of anti revolutionary journalism of the 50′s and early 60′s and the movies and public announcements that went along with that time. i.e., refer madness. “hippies” of today are some of the most educated people in America. It’s silly to think that the fashion choices of such people have anything to do with anything. I really think that articles like this should have no bearing on any ones opinion. It reminds me of something a tenth grader would turn in for their mid term history paper or something. Christianity and hippies…what a funny argument. This writer has been living under a rock or has been locked in a closet for the last 50 years or so. I really cant even stop laughing after reading this. Every one in my office is in hysterics right now laughing at this. Thanks for the idiot dose for the day…Everyone needs a good laugh once in a while…oh, and to the author of this article..take a trip..experience some culture and get your head out of your ass. And thanks again for a good laugh

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    • THANK YOU this dude is a fucking moron. He really does need to experience life if that is what he thinks about it. take a trip mr billings. than write anotehr article on here about it. your whole perspective will be different

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  • most people that you see and think are hippies are actually homeless teens.and they got that way probably because of broken family’s and this bad economy. if you see them don’t judge them help them. isn’t that what Christians are supposed to do?

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  • Jesus was a Hippie, Mr. Billings.

    I hate to break it to you, but Jesus wore long hair and used clothes. He stayed in the desert once without showering for a very long time. He despised politics and consumerism and criticized the powers-that-be just like our hippies do today.

    He would have criticized whatever it is you call Constitutional Americanism with love and taught people the golden rule.

    I have some questions though:
    How do you even come up with the fact that Reagan politics are progressive? I think that statement makes you sound like you know nothing about political theory. But I wouldn’t expect you to.

    And when you say “And in that darkness, hidden away from common sense and ethical living, they engage in the most vile, bestial acts….” Do you mean like Pastor Ted Haggard did?

    I think your article lacks perspective and is very unchristian in that it casts the first stone. You see, Jesus would have taken in the hippies and loved them as his brothers and sisters. He would have taught them to fish, so that they wouldn’t have to buy it from a commercial fishery polluting the ocean. He would have taught them to love their brothers and sisters. They would have shared land and goods. Wait, is there a chance that Jesus could have been a Socialist too?

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  • Unbroken Chain

    Mr. Billings,

    Unfortunately, your article will give you more attention for what it lacks instead what it contains. That simply, is truth. Bad press is still press, right? I’m sure You enjoy the attention, as you had to know that your article was going to raise eyebrows, even from your own brothers and sisters in Christ. Mr. Billings, are you not aware that Deadheads have been serving our country and in some cases, running our country. Do you have an idea of how many Deadheads are serving the people as elected officials? There are Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, and even Tea Party Deadheads. This is truth. “Deadheads are everywhere” is a common motto, and this is truth. In the year 2010, most of the Hippies you speak of in your article are what your blind eye sees. You should open your eyes and realize that Hippies are in the oval office, the CIA, the pentagon, your church, my church, OUR country, and the world all over. And for that, we should be GRATEFUL. Peace, Mr. Billings. May the four winds blow you safely home.

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    • Your assumptions are false. i write what I write. I am not afraid of the truth. If you like it, good for you. If you are afraid, than maybe you shouldn’t be here. Some how in this debate I do believe I am getting people to think, to evaluate themselves. I’m planting the seeds of faith and maybe some day these people will abandon their sex and drugs and rock and roll and find a decent, respectable life of faith.

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      • //i write what I write.//

        You write lies.

        //I am not afraid of the truth.//

        You’re deathly afraid of the truth.

        //Some how in this debate I do believe I am getting people to think, to evaluate themselves.//

        This isn’t a debate, a debate has two sides that can present evidence that back up their claims in a manner. You call everyone a child and an idiot and run away and try to distract people from the topic at hand, and you lie with your ‘evidence’.

        //I’m planting the seeds of faith and maybe some day these people will abandon their sex and drugs and rock and roll and find a decent, respectable life of faith.//

        Because the only life someone can have is a life where they must fear breathing wrong or else they’ll upset God, right? The only kind of life people should have is the kind where no one has freedoms unless you can buy them, right?

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  • I’m a good, Christian girl. I don’t drink, don’t do drugs, and have only “known” one man, my husband. I got my BA and MA from Christian schools. If I’m blessed with children, they will be raised in a loving, joyous, Christian household.

    I love Phish.

    Sure, there are some odd ducks at their concerts and sure, there is sin lurking about. However, such is life, right? What good am I if I sit in my safe, little town, surrounded by safe, like minded people? Aren’t we called to minister to our brothers and sisters? To testify? Shouldn’t we be models for those who might be lost?

    Granted, one “good girl” at a concert isn’t going to make a radical change, but at least I’m doing something. At least I’m in the trenches, talking to people who haven’t found God (or who, for whatever reason, have strayed a little bit from home).

    Still, there is a difference between a kid who attends a concert and the radicals you are describing. Those radicals aren’t as common as you seem to think.

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    • Of course a good story such as this would get thumbed down.I say good for you and keep up the good work.God looks kindly on those that look kindly on others

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    • While I admire your open mind, I do have to say: I haven’t “strayed a little bit from home”. The house of God has never been my home. I’m a dyed-in-the-wool atheist, and I think I always have been. In the same way that religion feels natural and right to many people (and if it’s for the good, more power to ‘em) the very same is true for atheists. It’s actually surprisingly liberating- it’s just living in a different light. “I don’t need to be forgiven.”- Pete Townshend

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  • Let he without sin like, you know man…

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  • Mr. Billings, The Onion is hiring, I do believe you are the most qualified person in the world.

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  • Considering that the orange dress hippy girl has actually been my girlfriend for the past 6 years, I can assure you that everything you said about hippies is true.

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  • Steve,

    Next time you waste all this time getting folks riled up, please try and write a better article. You are no journalist. You’re a blogger. That’s why people are reading this in the first place. Take it from me, I’m a professional writer that gets paid well to put words to paper. You are not. You’re entitled to your opinion, but just don’t write it down ever again. Please, just go back to computer, erase everything you have ever written and spare us the drama. Years ago when I was in college at the university of Iowa (writing degree) I heard a lot of people like yourself disturbing the peace and making others uncomfortable. They were equally as bad at expressing their opinions as you are. Take a writing class. Or take a dozen. Then come back with a competent argument.

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    • Not a blogger, buddy.

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      • You’re a blogger until you show us your credentials.

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      • This is just the most simple form of a sad old man trying to get people to respond to his idiotic rantings. He seems to be doing a good job at it, so congrats on the number of views. But does he deserve it? No. It’s not hard to make people upset.

        Anyone can write a poorly written blog with titles like

        JEWS KILLED CHRIST FOR HIS HOMOSEXUAL RANTINGS

        WHEAT CAUSES GAY HORSES TO COMMIT SUICIDE

        BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SMALLER BRAINS BECAUSE OF LARGER PENIS COMPENSATION

        oh, and here’s one for you Steve,

        CLOSETED PEDOPHILE FOUND WITH HUGE KIDDIE PORN STASH

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  • If you want to talk about beauty and innocence talk a walk in the wood, where aparrently the hippies worship the faries of story tales and perform withcraft. but let me tell you theres nothing more innocent or beautiful than mother earth, chill out man its all about love :) . steal your face!

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  • I thought this was an Onion article when I first read it.

    Kill yourself Billings!

    God hates you. lulz.

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  • Jesus was a hippie.

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  • This article makes me think that Mr. Billings is forgetting some of the fundamental teaching of Jesus.

    Matthew 7:7-5: “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

    “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

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    • I’m sorry but please don’t quote scripture when you have no clue what it means. That Matthew chapter is one of the most abused teachings of the Bible by liberals and radicals and atheists today. It means that we must have our own houses in order, that we must be willing to be judged ourselves. I have made mistakes, yes, and I repent for them daily. I am wholly ready to be judged by my Maker. And apparently, I am being judged quite often on this news service here by YOU PEOPLE! So don’t try and pull the hypocrisy garbage on me.

      Furthermore, if judging is so terrible, does that mean we shouldn’t condemn the pedophile and the murderer? The thief and the adulterer? Are you going to give all those people a free pass? Maybe we should just open up the prisons and let all the sex criminals and everyone else free! That’s what you people really want, isn’t it? What about Chief Justice John Roberts. He’s an observant Catholic. Should he be told not to “judge” in his position on the Supreme Court? Is that what you think the Bible really means? You’re crazy and deluded.

      As Christians, we must share our love and faith. If you think that means I’m “judging” just because I’m not afraid to call out egregious sin where I see it, than I am willing to do just that. “Be not afraid!” No, I am not afraid. i have a responsibility as do all Christians to call out the sins and crimes and the criminals and the sex addicts and the drug dealers where I see them and you dangerously insane people are just driving me nuts trying to circle argue me otherwise because your just looking for an excuse to explain your habits and why you lure kids away from good families and this isn’t music for crying out loud, it’s AN ABOMINATION.

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      • //I’m sorry but please don’t quote scripture when you have no clue what it means.//

        You don’t have the faintest idea what any of the quotes you post are, and you insist in following only one or two points period.

        //That Matthew chapter is one of the most abused teachings of the Bible by liberals and radicals and atheists today.//

        Did you just say the Bible was wrong? Did you just call Matthew out that he’s a ‘liberal atheist’ or whatever your puny brain comes up with as an insult? Are you seriously going to bitch and whine about parts about the bible, WHILE CLAIMING TO FOLLOW THE FUCKING BIBLE?!

        //It means that we must have our own houses in order, that we must be willing to be judged ourselves. I have made mistakes, yes, and I repent for them daily. I am wholly ready to be judged by my Maker. And apparently, I am being judged quite often on this news service here by YOU PEOPLE! So don’t try and pull the hypocrisy garbage on me.//

        You see, here’s the thing; either we don’t follow the scripture (which means that the bible and it’s teachings do not apply to us directly), or we understand that you’re an evil, Satanic devil in the guise of a Christian and we’re calling you out. You’re going to Hell Stevie, you’ve gone against the word of the Lord several times and even called a Holy man out when his words were fair and equal compared to Leviticus who would murder a baby if it wore two different kinds of clothing material.

        //Furthermore, if judging is so terrible, does that mean we shouldn’t condemn the pedophile and the murderer? The thief and the adulterer? Are you going to give all those people a free pass?//

        Sin does not equal crime you fucking retard. Your ancestors fucked 8 and 9 year olds and had them give birth by 10. 13 was considered to be too old to have kids back then, and murder is fully encouraged by the bible, the parts you follow at least (and the very man who you wish you could meet and shake hands with).

        //Maybe we should just open up the prisons and let all the sex criminals and everyone else free! That’s what you people really want, isn’t it?//

        No, we don’t want the Church to rule the State because that would enforce a tyranny, a line of thinking that has been proven before several times in the past, and you’ve fully admitted to wanting to make one.

        //What about Chief Justice John Roberts. He’s an observant Catholic. Should he be told not to “judge” in his position on the Supreme Court? Is that what you think the Bible really means? You’re crazy and deluded.//

        It’s against the law to kill a man for eating pork or cutting their hair, Leviticus said that both things are good enough reasons to bash their skulls in with rocks.

        //As Christians, we must share our love and faith.//

        You’re not a Christian, an actual Christian would accept people for who they are and actually hope and pray for them that they do good in the world, not condemn them for various acts of entertainment.

        //If you think that means I’m “judging” just because I’m not afraid to call out egregious sin where I see it, than I am willing to do just that.//

        So you’re willing to go against the bible to enforce the bible. Logic = non-existent in Stevie’s world.

        //“Be not afraid!” No, I am not afraid.//

        You’re deathly afraid, afraid of the truth that you’re wrong and you’ve condemned people and acted as if you were God, and when you die, expecting to go to Heaven, God will look upon you with rage and send you straight to the depths of hell, along with your terrorist friends and zealots like you.

        //i have a responsibility as do all Christians to call out the sins and crimes and the criminals and the sex addicts and the drug dealers where I see them and you dangerously insane people are just driving me nuts trying to circle argue me otherwise because your just looking for an excuse to explain your habits and why you lure kids away from good families and this isn’t music for crying out loud, it’s AN ABOMINATION.//

        You have no idea what you’re going up against, you have no idea who you’re talking to, you have no idea what you’re talking about, and you’re doing nothing but adding more fear and paranoia into a terrorist world. You want everyone under lock-down, no one is allowed out of their house and everyone is forced to be under constant monitoring and the moment someone ‘steps out of line’, you will murder them for going against your word.

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        • I VERY CLEARLY STATED THAT PEOPLE MISUSE AND MISUNDERSTAND MATTHEW. WHY MUST YOU FAIL TO COMPREHEND MY MOST BASIC STATTEMENTS?

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          • “WHY MUST YOU FAIL TO COMPREHEND MY MOST BASIC STATTEMENTS?”

            Why must you fail to comprehend that…

            -we’re not your friends
            -we hate you
            -we’ll never see eye to eye
            -we’ll never change our belief systems
            -we don’t want you to pray for us
            -we don’t want you to care about us
            -we don’t want you near our homes or our families
            -we have nothing in common with you
            -we’d rather have cancer of the ass than have you anywhere near us
            -we love our homosexual, liberal, atheist, feminist, hippy, feline, black, and Muslim friends and take it personally when you demonize them
            -you’re a fatass who has no business preaching to others about curbing physical desires

            Eh?

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          • That’s a pretty nasty mouthful for a young woman, Claire. I am continually saddened that you tend to dislike me when there was a time I thought we were friends. I promise you, however, that I will always hope that you and I can share a love of life and country some day.

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          • //I VERY CLEARLY STATED THAT PEOPLE MISUSE AND MISUNDERSTAND MATTHEW.//

            When you judge someone, you claim they shall go to Hell. Matthew says that if you judge someone and say they’re going to Hell, then God’s gonna judge you and tell you that you’re going to Hell. Pretty basic concept really, you just seem to not understand it. Not surprising, since you twist and distort the Bible to fit your crazed mind rather than how it’s supposed to be taken.

            //WHY MUST YOU FAIL TO COMPREHEND MY MOST BASIC STATTEMENTS?//

            You fail at basic knowledge and at life. You’re also bat-shit insane, so who COULD comprehend your mad-ramblings?

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      • I have a favorite line from a song that you might enjoy. “They will know we are Christians by our love.” Please rethink your strategy of sharing your faith. Where is the love?

        Instead of bringing people into the fold, you repel them. Instead of showing them love, you show them fear and hate.

        Who can possibly be enticed into listening to your words when you throw so much hateful speech around?

        As an evangelist, you are a failure.

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        • I think our little friend Stevie’s the living embodiment of the expression “Negative attention is better than none at all”. He totally reminds me of the 5 year old in a restaurant, running around yelling “Look at me, Mommy! Look at me!!!”.

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  • Yes, those hippies HATE patriotism.

    Wait…this can’t be right. Is this a video of Phish singing the Star Spangled Banner at a major league baseball park? Home of the national past time?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4gH46RSihA

    Oh my gosh, here’s Phish singing the Star Spangled Banner at a basketball arena…just steps from the World Trade Center:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4WgbLRHh8M

    Hold on. This must be fake. Three members of the Grateful Dead singing the National Anthem alongside our men in uniform! No way!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH8ObibNCoo

    Whoa. They did it again more recently!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8MOf_2_4E

    Wow! They sound quite good! They don’t sound like they hate patriotism or their country at all!

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  • PeaceLoveFreedom

    What a joke, not only furthering the argument that christians are drones who don’t think for themselves, but also that the religion itself contains sexism, racism, and a general lack of logic. Judge not lest ye be judged, didn’t someone you know say that?

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    • I like hippies! They read lots of books, whereas people who have named themselves after me, stopped reading after only one book. As a teacher I find this remarkably distressing.

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    • PeaceLoveFreedom, please don’t demonize the Christians as Mr. Billings demonizes everyone else. 99% of Christiants are good people. It is the extremists like Billings that give Chritians and Republicans a bad name. Don’t act like there aren’t liberals out there doing the same thing but with opposing views. We can’t let people like this effect how we think about religion, politics and hunamity as a whole. Most people are good at heart and it is up to you to see that, not me, not Billings, nobody but you.

      Mr. Billings, I truly come in peace. Judge others and God shall judge you in the same way. Spread peace, as Jesus did, and peace will come to you in Heaven. It’s not too late for you!!!

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      • You’re right, I apologise for treating a group of people in a certain way because of the statements of a few. I like the book, I like the fact that it originally highlighted the plight of someone who took the time to make a better world.. But I don’t agree with any order being help over people and leading to discrimination. I don’t like the many modern interpretations that are made from the bible in order to persecute and belittle people who differ from the interpreters.

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      • PeaceLoveFreedom

        curious, I know stereotyping is a dangerous thing, thought I’d let Billings know how it feels to be stereotyped :) The ‘moral obligation’ these religious zealots feel is ridiculous, please focus on your own family, and let the rest of us carry on…

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  • “I love you, but Jesus loves you the best”

    What?!? Words uttered by Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead? Impossible!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPcZ8S_nwE

    Tell A for the ark, that wonderful boat…
    I remember right well, I remember right well
    Walking in Jerusalem just like John

    Here’s Jerry Garcia sing Cold Jordan. How could he know such a song?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMvFdsJ7GwA

    The Grateful Dead sang so many songs about Biblical figures! Pretty amazing!

    Check out these lyrics:
    The Greatest Story Ever Told: http://www.dead.net/song/greatest-story-ever-told
    Samson and Delilah: http://www.dead.net/song/samson-and-delilah
    The Eleven (hm…12 Apostles minus Judas?): http://www.dead.net/song/eleven

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  • Can you still have fun?

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  • How come when I condemned you on this most modern of contraptions, you received only praise. Is this what you 21st centurians refer to as ‘rigging the system’? Confounding gadget, I’ll pop over to old Buddhas house and see what he thinks. He’s much better with technology than me.

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  • OOh Buddha just lent me his IPod. Wonderful creation, who would have thought that scratching a few tablets of stone would have led to this. Anyway, it’s loaded with top hits from the 60s! Jumping juniper bush, I’m heading outside to appreciate the sun, sand and some sublime guitar.

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  • wait, so this article is a joke right?

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  • No Brandon, it’s because you’ve posted 230 questions here in the last few days that I don’t have the time to answer. You seem to think I’m a DJ at your local disco but sorry buddy, I don’t do requests! I am busy man and not everything you comment is relevant or even interesting.

    First,I’m not your “buddy”.
    Second,you aren’t that busy if you can take the time to read and then thumbs the post down.
    Third,I deal with people that tell me different things every day and I hear every excuse in the book and then some,and from my experiences with ppl,you avoid relevant questions.
    Same goes for you and your comments.
    Quit with the metaphors and such,you sound more ignorant than intelligent.

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    • CALM DOWN, NUTJOB!

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      • “CALM DOWN, NUTJOB!”
        Does god say to call people names?

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      • You’re calling a law enforcer a nut job?

        Hey Brandon, is that legal grounds for arrest or is it too much of a minor case that it wouldn’t be pushed towards? Because you could easily arrest this freak for terrorism and use his own blogs against him.

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        • To The Comedian,

          If he was breaking the law in my jurisdiction,yes. While there is no crime yet against typing offensive words,the law does state that an individual can be arrested and prosecuted if threat of life or limb is made.The FBI handles matters such as this and the ICCC or Internet Crime Complaint Center as well.
          I just hope I never see you in my state billings..

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  • Whoever wrotee this seems to know a little bit more about sexual behavior than the average person. Sounds like this person is threatened by people who don’t partake in activities, as his/her own.

    The picture of the dreadlocked girls are actually really cute, probably the best thing offered in the article. I almost masturbated while doing drugs after seeing these girls…as being a hippy really makes me want to do all these things..lol

    Being sexual with a partner is the great freedom of being a human.

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    • Nice try billings,that wont work…
      “Whoever wrotee this seems to know a little bit more about sexual behavior than the average person. Sounds like this person is threatened by people who don’t partake in activities, as his/her own.

      The picture of the dreadlocked girls are actually really cute, probably the best thing offered in the article. I almost masturbated while doing drugs after seeing these girls…as being a hippy really makes me want to do all these things..lol

      Being sexual with a partner is the great freedom of being a human.”
      Trying to get even are you now?

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  • Whoever wrote this seems to know a little bit more about sexual behavior than the average person. Sounds like this person is threatened by people who don’t partake in activities, as his/her own.

    The picture of the dreadlocked girls are actually really cute, probably the best thing offered in the article. I almost masturbated while doing drugs after seeing these girls…as being a hippy really makes me want to do all these things..lol

    Being sexual with a partner is the great freedom of being a human.

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  • I don’t know you personally, sir, but based upon your writings, you have chosen to spend a significant portion of your life finding things to hate and vilify. That is incredibly sad. This comment will no doubt incense you, but I’m not opposing you to make myself feel “right” and you “wrong”. I would just like to extend my sincere opinion that life is far too beautiful to spend finding reasons to hate. God bless you.

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  • I don’t think i’ve ever read a more evil, misguided, delusional, and purely fucking psychotic article in my life. Mr. Billings, you are a fucking psycho.

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  • I posted numerous links to videos of the Grateful Dead and Phish singing both the National Anthem and songs with Biblical message in them. They never cleared moderation.

    Sadly, there are uneducated, ignorant folks out there who make broad, incorrect conclusions about a massive population. Describing all hippies in the manner above is as bad as saying all Christians are close minded or all politicians are corrupt. Some are, many aren’t.

    Some hippies, deadheads, and phish phans may participate in immoral behavior, but it is impossible to categorize everyone who likes a certain kind of music as immoral.

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    • You can only post one link at a time, otherwise the website thinks it’s spam. Sorry, but that’s the way it works. “Moderation” means it will never appear. I’m not a techie, there’s nothing I can do about it.

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      • So you admit to not knowing a thing about technology, eh?

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        • >:-( No!! Why don’t you listen to what he says! You might learn something!

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  • I have been owned in a huge way. *bows*

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  • Someone who loves Jesus

    Clearly, the author of this text is a moron.

    If you really knew anything about someone like me who could use herb regularly and who enjoys a universal bond with Jesus Christ, and who is clearly enjoying the favor of God, then you might be able to write something coherent about Phish.

    The fact that the members and fans have all experienced the ride of psychoactive substances doesn’t alienate them from God. In fact, instead of the consumerist society the author advocates, our experienced have driven us closer to the LORD.

    The authors of this website should be embarrassed to be associated with such ridiculously poor researched prose as this.

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  • WOW!

    I knew ignorance was out there but this just takes the cake…

    I truly feel sorry for you author for you will never know true happiness and compassion.

    Not to mention the article was extremely poorly written and mostly off on facts.

    However, thank you for a good laugh! I felt like I was reading a parody of some sort :)

    ::::shakes head and sighs at uneducated conservative christians::::

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  • AND…

    Christian priests molest little boys :)

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  • Mr. Billings does not understand that what “these people” represent is freedom. He is obviously overcome with fear and perhaps jealousy.
    The validity of this artical can be proven by his observation that The Grateful Dead and “The Phish”(love it)used “the lowest quality acoustical instruments pumped through a sound system purchased at a toy store”
    What a stupid ignorant fuck stick. Good for a laugh.

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  • i cannot believe you claim yourself to be a journalist. Fabricating information about a group of people is exactly what is wrong in today’s media. Your gross misunderstanding of this group of people is startling and disheartening. Hippies are far less sexually deviant than those perverted Catholic priests. In fact, they are far from sexually deviant. Hippies promote equality, peace and general camaraderie to all that they meet. They are the most welcome, loving and happy people. They care for the earth, their friends and family and just about every stranger they meet. Many of them do come from affluent backgrounds, and even more of them are highly educated. In fact, it is with their education that they are able to come to see the corruption in America that much more clearly. Your blatant ignorance and complete disregard for human kind is far less Christian than any peace loving hippie. Do me a favor, become a real journalist and base your work on objective fact and not subjective bull crap. It sounds to me like someone is still harboring pain for not being invited to the fun parties in high school. I suspect your next article will be titled, “Why are there still Jocks who beat up crazy Christian journalists?”

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    • If hippies are so compassionate, why do they make me smell them all the time?

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  • Jeezez Kryst that is the most biased, one dimensional, ignorant rant I’ve read in quite some time. I’d like to shoot the S.O.B. that sent me this link to read “as a laugh” because this is pure garbage and I’d like to have the last 10 minutes of my life back.

    This guy needs to remove his head from his posterior and get out and travel, see the world and interact with people. He’s obviously been hiding in the closet too long.

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  • Mr. Billings, your ignorance is absoulutely unequaled. I do not think I have ever read a more ignorant hateful piece of literature in my whole life. You are the antethesis of what is wrong with America and the Christian faith as a whole. You obviously put zero effort into researching this article,nit seems more like you just let you ignorance and hatered spew forth onto the page. As a fellow christian, I am ashamed to say that you and I practice the same faith. As a self-proclaimed “hippie”, I am angered and insulted by your false claims and fear-mongering. I will pray for your soul sir, for I know that a person like you and a person like myself cannot share the same space in the afterlife.

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  • Existing Hippie

    Hey, that’s Marcie holding the flowers. She works at a restaurant in my town. Oh wait… she WORKS at a restaurant in my town. Hippies don’t work, so I guess that must not be her in the photograph. Or something like that.

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  • Jesus N Mary Jane

    “They constantly cruise the internet looking for a thrilling marijuana score and maybe a fluid-drenched intergeneration erotic encounter in some disused graveyard.”

    *Whoa* What kind of effed up mind comes up with a sentence like that anyway? Your own psychotic fantasy perhaps? SCARY!! I think you should say a hail mary or something just for writing that.

    Overall the article is quite entertaining, however, with the grossly exaggerated and misinformed ranting, and I love the photos.

    Have you ever written anything with love? I’m sure it would lack the humor of trashing on people with different perspectives and styles, but maybe it would feel better . . . *Peace*

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  • The reason we are still around is the fact that most “Hippies” are educated and are more aligned with the forces of nature – not the burdens of mans misguided morals & gods. We are more in sync with Native Americans in that we feel to exist and remain on the planet, we must live in harmony or we will all perish. I spent a year studying Genesis, another year studying Romans and then 1 more studying the Acts of the Apostles (Matthew, Mark, Luke & John) along with many other religious practices & beliefs.
    Lets face it, the bible was written by man to control man and has been tweaked & modified over the years to serve the interests of those who had the power during in their time to change as it they saw fit. The Catholics want you to believe that the only way to salvation is through THEIR church – and dont forget to put your 10% in the plate.
    So there’s an invisible god who lives in the sky and watches everything you do every minute of every day and he’s taking notes. He has a list of 10 things you must not do or he has a special place called Hell that is made of fire & misery & suffering that he will send you to suffer for ever & ever…. But He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. I guess God is no financial genius as he always needs a little more $$.
    We have wiped out plant & animal species with amazing efficiency, polluted the planet beyond our ability to recover the damage we have done to it and have no idea how to live in peace with each other. We have proven that we as a species are too stupid to coexist with other life forms and even with each other. How many lives have been lost because that country over there doesn’t believe like our country, so they must die. The Romans persecuted the Christians and now want to have complete control of the bible and rule the Christian faith. So many times growing up I would hear someone tell me how to believe & live, only to watch that same person live the exact opposite life he was preaching. Hypocrisy is the backbone of the Christian faith. Do as I say, not as I do.
    I for one believe the planet is a living entity and if we become too much of a threat, it will shake us off like a flea and God wont be able to do a damn thing about it. We have created holes in the ozone, have large balls of plastic waste floating in the oceans (called Dead Zones as no plant or animal life is found anywhere near them), our fish are spoiled, the air un-breathable and land poisoned by Monsanto all for the sake of making $$. You can kill & rape & destroy others if it will improve your bottom line – gotta keep those stock holders happy :)
    Dare to keep Priests off Kids…
    Have a Nice Day,
    Carlton

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  • People with that must hate inside them end up in one place. See you in hell Stephenson Billings.

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  • I could address a lot of what was typed in this article, but it’s full of such gross exaggerations, I wouldn’t know where to start. I can’t help but think it was intended to be a joke to bait people on the internet. If so, thumbs up to you sir!

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  • Shut up stupids

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  • “It frightens me you’re in law enforcement, the very people who are repressing and discriminating against Christians in this nation.”

    Ah yes, the plight of the Christian white man in America. Grow a pair, dude.

    You have no right to bitch about discrimination, considering how you’re doing the same exact thing to gays.

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    • You have no clue how difficult it is to be a Christian in Obama’s Liberal America today. We have our freedom of speech surpressed at every turn, being forced to keep ourselves quiet about our faith at work and in the public sphere. We are discriminated against in careers and the media has called open season on Christians, promoting the worst kinds of hostility towards us. Clearly we now have law enforcement people against as (as your comrade above is clearly showing.) Yet despite this incredible persecution, we persevere and speak out. We will not let your hate keep us down.

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      • “Yet despite this incredible persecution, we persevere and speak out. We will not let your hate keep us down.”

        Yeah, that’s right, I forgot about your little tantrums.

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      • I didn’t realize that being a Christian sucked so much. I have so much more pity for you now Stephenson Billings … Now that I understand how persecuted the Christians are.

        If you need me for anything, I’ll be over in the village square doing “Oxycotton” and public masterbating, while teaching the wisdom of Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin to the local teens. Come on by … we’re burning bibles at midnight on the altar.

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      • “When you point a finger ’cause your plan fell through, you got three more fingers… pointing back at YOU!”- Mark Knopfler

        What’s keeping you down, Billings, is your own mental, emotional and social dysfunction.

        Well, that and your resume’s probably thinner than the parchment it was charcoaled on…

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      • //You have no clue how difficult it is to be a Christian in Obama’s Liberal America today.//

        Not being able to go up to every non-white and telling them they’re going to Hell because they’re sub-human must be incredibly difficult for you, huh? Oh wait, THAT’S SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO FOR AT LEAST 50 YEARS!

        //We have our freedom of speech surpressed at every turn, being forced to keep ourselves quiet about our faith at work and in the public sphere.//

        Give me actual examples of this happening. Not instances you’ve made up in your deranged head, actual news stories of business’ and public places banning Christianity.

        //We are discriminated against in careers and the media has called open season on Christians, promoting the worst kinds of hostility towards us.//

        Again, show me where this is happening. Considering how Christians make up a large portion of the country, I highly doubt every non-Christian is ‘declaring open season’ on them.

        //Clearly we now have law enforcement people against as (as your comrade above is clearly showing.)//

        You’re a fear-mongering terrorist, and Brandon has admitted several times that he’s a Christian, and that other Christians he’s shown this to have the same opinions as the rest of us here who are calling your bullshit out. You’re just trying to make people feel bad that you’re terrorist ways aren’t being accepted because the government is full of meanies.

        I know grade-school children who are more mature than you.

        //Yet despite this incredible persecution, we persevere and speak out. We will not let your hate keep us down.//

        You see, you’re not a Christian, and no one really hates Christians, it’s ANY person who feels that their values and ways should be the only accepted view, regardless of what others feel. You’re trying to install a tyranny, where only one will has any control, and that will is able to manipulate religion as they see fit to make their ideas into reality. You’re not a Christian whatsoever, a real Christian would pray for the well-being of people and not say that they’re going to Hell, they’ll pray that God forgives them of their sins even if they aren’t Christian. People like you have this insane logic that if a Christian dies, he goes to Heaven, even if he was a child-raping bastard that murdered dozens of people and did god knows what else, all because in his final moments he asked for forgiveness while a good upstanding man who donates money to various groups of people and does nothing that harms others or himself is going to Hell because he wasn’t a Christian, even if he never sinned.

        You think being a Christian is like wearing a badge. Simply calling yourself one seems to make you immune to any judgments that God will make because you think you’re going to Heaven. Buddy, there’s a good number of murderers and rapists and criminals who were Christian and they’re all in Hell or going to it. Being a Christian does not mean you can do whatever the hell you feel like without any negative repercussions whatsoever, and being old doesn’t mean you get any respect. You have to EARN your respect and place in Heaven, and you’ve shown that you don’t deserve either.

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      • If you keep pushing this notion that the United States (of America, which has other countries in it)is so great and being ruined shouldn’t you also agree with the Constitutional notion of SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE??

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  • Saner than Stephenson

    Just because a psychotic (and I don’t mean to insult psychotics…) has access to the internet doesn’t mean we need to respond.

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  • “That’s a pretty nasty mouthful for a young woman, Claire.”

    Explain.

    “I am continually saddened that you tend to dislike me”

    I “tend to dislike” you? No, no, no, I HATE YOUR GUTS.

    “when there was a time I thought we were friends.”

    I don’t know WHY you ever thought that, considering how I made it VERY clear, from the moment I met you, that I held nothing but animosity towards you.

    “I promise you, however, that I will always hope that you and I can share a love of life and country some day.”

    Did you not read what I wrote? We will NEVER see eye to eye. That is final.

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  • I read more about perverted priests than ‘hippies’. i am in no way defending christians or deinviduaized hippies.

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  • “That’s a pretty nasty mouthful for a young woman, Claire. I am continually saddened that you tend to dislike me when there was a time I thought we were friends. I promise you, however, that I will always hope that you and I can share a love of life and country some day.”

    Holy Jebus, Catman! Doesn’t that totally sound like the line a comic book supervillian would deliver while looming ominously over the heroine right before he attaches the mind-control electrodes?

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  • Mr. Billings, you’ve made my evening. It’s truly refreshing to read such a funny article! Usually Christian commentary is so dry and boring, but you put out something so intentionally naive, so contrarian, that I can only conclude that you must be emulating “Reefer Madness”! Either you’ve got some Colbert-like wit to your asinine spoofing of a subculture or you’re someone with poor powers of observation and cursed with lower than average intelligence. I suppose there is also the third option; that you’re brainwashed in a bastardized sect of a religion in which you truly don’t appreciate the teachings your savior.

    Because I respect others, I’ll give you the benefit and chalk this up as satiric brilliance, but it does bring up some topics of hypocrisy often displayed by the beliefs of today’s Evangelical Christians: Namely the blind eye turned to greed, violence and other sins, while focusing exclusively on people different than themselves. This selective interpretation is often used to suit their needs and reaffirming their limited worldview. Jesus was the Prince of Peace, but many more Christians seem to believe that today’s Jesus would look and act more like John Wayne or Rambo. Most of us realized that Jesus probably wouldn’t stump for tax cuts or hurl insults at homosexuals. Nor would he selectively give out government contracts to military contractors or advocate the unprovoked attack on another land. This country is about liberty and justice for all, yet many people seem to hate us for our freedoms. Which brings me to another point about these narrow-minded individuals. Their disdain for science and for others, and hatred at a departure from the “good old days” (you know, back when women and black people couldn’t vote) bears monitoring. If for no other reason than the fact that extremists, Christian or any other religion, are most likely to build anger and let it manifest into violence. Evangelical Christians may be dangerous, much more akin to more devout sects of Islam in their xenophobic, ignorant rage. They threaten to keep us in yesteryear, willing to let us fall behind many other nations as they refuse to acknowledge the importance of progressive education, innovation, and human rights’ as a key component to the ability of an empire to survive. Luckily, the leaders of tomorrow are out there, caring for others, pioneering fields, and solving problems. And, quite a few of them went to good schools (not just Liberty and Bob Jones U.) and some of them like “The Phish”! As it was written in the Book of Matthew: “Blessed are the Peacemakers”. Thanks again for reminding us to put things in perspective. It’s Saturday night. Go throw on that 5-8-77 Dead show at Barton Hall. My grandmother loves it; I’m sure deep down you do, too. Peace.

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    • Awesome, bartonizer. So very eloquent.

      My simplistic take on why fundamentalist Christian conservatives spew forth so loudly and with such vitriol: they hate us for our freedom. Freedom from conventional social restrictions, freedom from guilt and shame, freedom of unfettered self expression and self definition… the list could go on and on. I think Billings actually hates the entire concept of living in a free society because it doesn’t conform to his peculiar, antiquated social ideal. If he could just swap his Bible out for a Quran he would probably feel right at home in some cave in Afghanistan, or maybe Northern Pakistan. Probably more than he does in Tennessee, I hear there’s some hippies living there now… best of luck to both of them!

      fundamentalist-fun=damentalist-mental=a list.

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  • Mr. Billings,

    I am going to give you some very important information for your quest…

    I will just say that I do believe in Jesus, not because of the church or the bible, but because I met him, face to face, eye to eye, and he smiled at me with his perfect radiant beautiful love. I believe that you could have this experience too, if you are open enough to receive his blessing.

    This could change your life and lead you to a better understanding of Jesus and spirituality, helping you in your work and helping to change the world.

    It is called the Good Friday Experiment. Don’t be afraid, this study was done in a university, and has been done thousands of times by spiritual persons such as yourself.

    Here is a link to get you started:

    http://www.maps.org/books/pahnke/2006_griffiths_22780_1.pdf

    Be well, blessings…

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  • You lost me after “heir hatred of Christian-American patriotism continues to be one of their most recognizable traits.” Don’t EVER associate Christianity with patriotism. This continent was sought out by Europeans in the seventeenth century seeking religious freedom. The whole basis this country was found on is freedom. Freedom of RELIGION. Your opinions go against the country that you call home’s very basis. America is a land of the free. We can act however we want (as long as its within the law), if we wanna grow out out hair and go to rock concerts.
    In America, you are also aloud to voice your opinion however you want to, so more power to you, but PLEASE do not ever associate America with Christianity. Move to Europe if your gonna act like that, dick.
    And you are a living contradiction dude. Love your neighbor as thyself. Do unto others as you would do to yourself. Christianity is based around love for your neighbor and god. Jesus would not approve of you constantly making articles condoning people you self-righteous prick. You are the reason people hate America, dick

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    • “We believe faith and freedom must be our guiding stars, for they show us truth, they make us brave, give us hope, and leave us wiser than we were.” –President Ronald Reagan

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      • “Can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are of the gift of God? That they are not to be violated but with His wrath? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that His justice cannot sleep forever.” –Founding Father Thomas Jefferson

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        • Impressive Billings, you can use google to find quotes. Unfortunately, its only two to support your idea while I can easily use the entire bill of rights and declaration of independence to support mine.

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          • The quotes are from my Facebook page and they mean a lot to me.

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          • //The quotes are from my Facebook page and they mean a lot to me.//

            Those quotes mean jack shit to you, you hate freedoms for everyone except yourself and those who think like you. You think anyone who’s ‘liberal’ can’t be a Christian and any Christian who isn’t trying to push forward an agenda of genocide is a terrible role model.

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        • well good to see you are as good a student of history as you were of “journalism”, as you like to call it– Thomas Jefferson was the biggest proponent for putting SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE into the CONSTITUTION. It really gard to believe you love this country when it sounds like you hate just about everything this country stands for… religious freedom (FOR ANY RELIGION), cultural diversity, liberty..freedom in general (which you do not seem to understand. Your view of how the United States was never existed. America never looked like Leave it to Beaver… it was all in your head if you think it did. And your view of how the country should look will never exist. And soon enough, people spewing this kind of filth will die off, and if there is a hell, you’ll be there buddy… you’ll be there

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    • This community that you have takin the time to try and bring down with your unresearched and very hypicritical words is the one that I love and strive in.

      I am a college student, I have my own business, I smoke weed, I HATE HATE HATE opiates and people like the one who took time to right this.
      I don’t hate Christians, I hate conformed religion by force.
      I don’t want all drugs leagal, just marijuana.
      PROP 21!

      Stick your face in you precious book that has been re-witten several times and comes from the church that forced peasants to pay their money to the church whilst the priests were living lavishly and laughing and having a good ole time with THEIR orgies.
      THAT is the base of our hatred.
      I wish I could be more civil, but go fuck yourself.

      AND TAKE JERRY AND THE BOYS OFF THIS PAGE!

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  • I had to take a break from drug-induced masturbating at a Phish show to say this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Thank you so much for providing many hearty laughs. I think I need a bong hit to settle myself down.

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  • You got me, its all satire.

    Mr. Billings, you are a genius.

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  • Wha wha whaaat?

    JESUS WAS A HIPPIE using his whiteness to his advantage, jk, but he was a hippy
    Christ means the annointed one and the ointment he would have rubbed on his body contained Hashish
    yea there are a lot of self centered assholes, but there everywhere at least these peoplemake decisions unafected by the catholic church whch has been proved wrong through history and are not completel guided by internet and tv

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  • Al Spaaaaaaaaaaaace

    You ever notice that people that don’t believe in evolution look really…unevolved?

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  • Mr. Billings lists as a favorite quote on Facebook: “How can we live in harmony? First we need to know we are all madly in love with the same God.” –Saint Thomas Aquinas.

    This seems somewhat ironic, give this article.

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  • Wow, you’re really gettin’ slammed for this one Stevie. Hope this makes you think… ‘Hmm… Maybe I made a mistake somewhere…’ Either way, you really have a twisted view of hippies. I could go through this entire thing and pick out what was wrong with it but that would take WAY to long. Anyway, if you want a definition of hippie, just take it from Jerry Garcia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBlXEGLXlV0&feature=player_embedded

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  • my mama always told me, when you point your finger at someone, you force yourself to point three back at yourself.

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  • This article is simply insane. I am so sick of so called christians who are intolerant of people who don’t look like them or believe exactly what they believe in. At what point did Jesus set this example? It makes me sad.

    While I am not a deeply religious person I appreciate the moral and ethical suggestions that are laid out in the bible and it sickens me when people use it as some sort of justification for their hate and intoloerance. Jesus would be ashamed.

    I have been to a Phish show and it is nothing like the author describes. For the most part the Phish audience is friendly, polite and TOLERATE of differences. There are only a handful of people that look like the pictures you have atached to your article. And you know what they typically have a deep appreciation for the creations of our lord. Music is a gift for god and these people find great happiness in this gift.

    Try speading tolerance and love, not hate and ignorance. You are creating misguided christians, who do not truly understand the teachings of christ because you wrap it up in this package of hate. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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  • i mean, I hate hippies just as much as the next guy, but this artilce is straight ridiculous nonsense.

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  • “They wear loose, used clothing and grow their hair unnecessarily long.”

    This statement is correct. Oh, wait a second, I see you are talking about hippies. I thought you were talking about the Lord and his apostles!

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  • ‘deadly street drugs like marijuana’

    wow, get a grip you proto-christian fascist

    if you truly believe we pose such a threat, your ‘american’ values must not be so strong after all

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  • I love how consumerism is what makes America great, and that the hippie revolution was a fashion trend. You can’t see with blind eyes, everything is what you make of it. You can live in fear or live in love, the choice has always been yours.

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  • Somebody has been sipping on some haterade.
    First of all I will start with saying congratulations. This was by far the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Kudos to writing an unintentional satirical masterpiece. In fact Mr. Billings I think it is propaganda at it’s finest! You would have been an icon were you a Nazi propagandist, Hitler’s right hand man, if you will! With all due respect Mr. Billings, please do seek help to cure YOUR disease–hate. I hear an open mind is the first step ;)

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  • CRAZY!!! Thanks for the laughs you fucking nut. Ok back to my bong hits (and six figure corporate job) so I can dream about the next phish show.

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  • “As an adult and a Christian, I have a responsibility to protect children and to spread completely non-factual, opinion based, PROPAGANDA!”

    I come from a christian background and this may be the most embarrassing example of why the faith is dying I have ever read. You sir… should be ashamed to put your name on something like this and pawn it off to the only people more sheltered and ignorant than yourself; those who believe what you have to say.

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  • If we are just going to over emphasise stereotypes…

    “Hippies” care about the planet and do not feel they have DOMINION over the planet. (Gen 1:26) They seek a green agenda free from pumping oil, cutting down trees, and polluting rivers. We care about gods holy creation very much.

    “Hippies” like all kinds of music. Bluegrass, funk, rock, electronic, classical, jazz, afro beat, ect ect ect. All that is required to enjoy this music is an appreciation for someone who can master an instrument well enough to entertain you without having to sing lyrics.

    Furthur more, many of these “hippie” bands have not only had some of the finest instruents and sound systems, they have DESIGNED AND ENGINEERED the best instruments and sound systems that the touring band world has ever seen. They also use a Kazoo bought in a dollar store from time to time.

    “Hippies” as a whole have a drug problem, but not all of them. Me and my closest friends have given up pyschedelic drugs in favor of getting “high” on the love and energy we feel when we are at a live show.

    I have not taken drugs for a long time now.

    My hair is short, I wear anything from tie die and raggy jeans for a show to khahkis and a a tie for work.

    I read the Bible, and the Bagavad Gita. The message is the same. Be an instrment of god and live an honorable life.

    I encourage people to find someone they love and stay with them rather than run around being dirty and making their life unneccessarily dramatic and filled with disease.

    “Hippies” have their problems. So do Christians, muslums, jews, buhhdists, republicans, democrats, white collar and blue collar workers, bankers, lawyers, doctors, catholic priests…I’ll stop there.

    The fact is, the whole world is wounded by our prevailing world attitude that we have dominion over the earth, and somehow over each other.

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  • I have one thing to say to the lady who wrote this article. People who think like you are the people drinking the blood of the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi’s that were wrongfully murdered in the Iraq war.

    Wake up and smell the coffee, the world hates Americans like you!

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  • and yes, your a woman dude

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  • Yes, the Grateful Dead does have a song about Cocaine.

    Judging from his picture, the author would prefer a song about Rogaine.

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  • How could I forget.

    Benefit rock concert raises $325K for Fourmile Canyon fire victims – Denver Business Journal

    http://denver.bizjournals.com/denver/stories/2010/10/04/daily80.html

    “It featured performances by some of Colorado’s best-known rock bands — Big Head Todd and The Monsters, String Cheese Incident, Yonder Mountain String Band and Leftover Salmon — as well as members of PHISH [gasp], which opened its latest tour Sunday at 1stBank Center.

    The venue holds 6,500, and the $60 tickets to the fundraiser sold out in two minutes when they went on sale Sept. 21.”

    I was there. Not only did the ticket sales reach $325k, the total was way beyond that number, for a majority of the “hippies” there put money into donation buckets AND local rich folks MATCHED ticket proceeds, bringing the total to $650k.

    The highlight of the night…

    Trey and Mike of PHISH [gasp] demanding that we all stop and turn our attention to section 107 where all of the fire fighters were sitting, and direct the biggest cheer of the evening to the brave men who fought the fires!

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  • OK mr. billings…for your next article, please tell us why black people still exist in america with their baggy pants and improper english and all…I DARE YOU to slam them for a while, you BIGOT!

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  • Can you even read your Bible with all that spunk and BigMac sauce all over it Billings??

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  • Stephensson – realize that you are nothing more than the village-idiot that have a tin can on your head and speaks with your penis.

    Seriously – do you eat your own shit because it taste good or because you think it’s a steak???

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  • Jesus was a hippie. Would he approve of your rendering of Him?

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  • I got really disappointed when I hit that “public nudism” link.

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  • Armando Cristo

    But they look so happy…They also seem to look like Jesus and live like Jesus…They have left their material possessions behind and strive to love their neighbor. They seem much more Christian to me. God bless their free spirits!

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  • Wow, I thought this article was a joke at first. Where do I start… growing up as a catholic I learned from my dad what religion does. Let’s see, he was a state police officer who abused alcohol and cheated on my mom for 18 years!! He used religion as an excuse for his behavior since he could confess and be forgiven, and since in the catholic religion there is no divorce my mom showed us what it was like to be weak and not leave him and take his abuse. AS A HIPPIE myself, maybe you (the author of this ridiculous article) should know at 17 I spent 4 years serving the US Navy during the first Gulf War, put myself through college and graduated from LSU Nursing School, I have been a trauma nurse for 10 years (and wow they even hired me with my dreadlocks). I pay taxes and I volunteer on a regular basis. I hate no religion or person and if you knew any better or spent one weekend at a music festival I think you would feel differently. Your hatred is palpable in this article (real Christian of you) oh and thanks to Reagan my family lost there home when I was young.

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  • LOL, OMFG, I didnt know so much ignorance could fit into 1 web page. LOL hahaha, this is the funniest thing i have read in a long time. I see the guys points, but i have to pretend like i have had a tree trunk stuck up my ass since birth to do it. LOL

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  • I am starting to think this is a CIA conspiracy to collect hippie email addresses because this article is so absurd that it is impossible to ignore.

    Billings, I feel bad for you. You are obviously in hell right now, right here on this planet Earth. Your ludicrous and totally judgmental drivel is further adding misery to your own life while it tends to unite your subjects. Do you see how many different people disagree with you in so many different ways? Do you believe you are the only sane person on this planet? I fear for you and those close to you that you will remain in misery because you cannot see that we are all part of God and this IS heaven. Even with the tremendous amount of energy you put into this moral crusade, you are destined to stay miserable all your days. You will waste this life judging others and if you “meet” God he will ask you why you wasted so much energy trying to judge His creation.

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    • If you think everyone around you is crazy, its probably you who is crazy.

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  • Hilarious! you are blind, and you are such a Sad human being

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  • Very well written article Stephenson. Although most of your writing is pure speculation and opinion, you managed to spin all your non-facts into an article that most people probably buy into. As usual though, anyone who has an ability to think for themself, can see right through your nonsense which is to be expected to christian right view points these days.

    “These are people who have managed to deny every positive cultural change of the last 50 years”
    -so your talking about how in the last 50 yrs our government has managed to tank the largest economy into a small fraction, a joke of what it used to be, get us into 2 wars we cannot win, all for oil, under the cover of invading to find the WMD’s they had.

    “They avoided the raw masculinity and progressive politics of the Reagan years.”
    – so you mean the years the religious right wing conservatives got an actor(puppet) elected into the oval office, who wiped out 90% of the tax’s on weathly americans, that kept everything on a more even keel. Consequently causing this generation to be in the WORST economy crisis in the history of the nation.

    “They turned their backs on the groundswell of Judeo-Christian faith that has dominated this country since the 80s.”
    – so your talking about the exposing of what really goes on with alter boys and priests behind closed doors? yes im talking about priests molesting childeren. You have the nerve to sit there and criticize people who masturbate, engage in same sex partnerships and sleep with multiple partners. When PRIESTS are having SEX with CHILDEREN. Btw in case you need a history lesson, same sex and multiple partner encounters have been happening since humans have been here, and it occurs in almost every other animal species in the wild.

    “They banged their drum circles outside the White House when President Bush planned to take down the worst dictators of the Middle East.”
    – No we banged our drum circles in protest to Bush using one of the worst tragedies in U.S. history as a smoke screen to invade a country that wasn’t responsible for the attack, and start a war for their rich oil reserves all under the cover of searching for WMD’s. A war which we can’t win.

    “They have perverted medical science and our legal system to such an extent that deadly street drugs like marijuana are now decriminalized and available to our children at any bus stop.”
    -so hippies are the only ones who smoke marijuana? Furthurmore medical science has proven that marijuana is harmless, and actually a more effective, safer and generally better medicine than its prescription counter parts that americas youth is stealing out of their parents cabinets and overdosing on…DAILY. Marijuana was made illegal through government propoganda (i.e. “Reefer Madness”) by the railroad in the 20′s due to hemps major threat to the foresty industry. Not b/c it’s dangerous. Lets face the facts, it’s still illegal today b/c the pharmaceutical companies, and many more who stand to lose billions if legalized are lobbying politicians to keep it that way. Lets not even discuss how much safer it is than alchohol. If the gov was concerned with our safety alcohol would be illegal. Also why is there no gripe with the crack and heroin dealing gang bangers who shoot innocent kids daily in a crossfire from a gun fight.

    FYI- Im 24 about to graduate with a bachelors of geography, double minor in geology and environmental studies, I am in every way a self proclaimed hippy, and will be making 6 figures within a year. So not only have I directly deciphered your facts but I have clearly proved that someone you are describing can think for himself and is not a waste to society.

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  • Great satire.

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  • Uh-oh. Sounds like the church lady is back.

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  • This guy is full of shit…. obviously smoked a little to much incense. Why don’t you go fuck yourself!!!

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  • i gotta say steve i agree with you i am doing something to stop them by narcing to the police however sings me drugs

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  • WARNING WARNING !!!! Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer?? Do not leave your children alone with Stephenson Billings he’s clearly sick I feel sorry for all the young children he has already abused! WARNING WARNING God does not support his hate speech …… WARNING WARNING

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  • The jokes on you people……….

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  • Just remember folks.. God spelled backwards is Dog, but Bob spelled backwards is still Bob!

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  • You dont get to pick what is an American tradition OR what it stands for. Hippies are part of the foundation. And honestly, you should actually speak to some of these people before pretending to know anything about the culture.. YOU and your close minded assumptions are exactly what “they” are against. If people like you didnt exist there wouldnt be anything to protest.

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  • Oh my gosh, this guy has NO idea what he is talking about. I have never read an article that smacks of more idiotic assumtions and propaganda. The simple fact that some editor let this man publish these rants and falsehoods is astounding. I would much rather be a hippie than the moron that ingests and believes this tripe. Are people stupid enough to believe you? Are you that blind to the real world? Complete and utter horsecrap. If you are tempted to believing any of this nonsense, go drown yourself. You will be happier.

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  • “The Phish”? Are you kidding me?…

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  • Mr. Billings, Sir.

    Someone sent me the link to your article, and at first, I thought it was one of those satirical articles by The Onion. But then, on reading further, I came to the conclusion that you are actually serious.
    I am aware that there have always been people like you in America, with some pretty “unusual” beliefs and opinions about God, Jesus, and politics.
    But, Sir, I am curious. How did your version of Christianity get to be so closely identified with right-wing laissez-faire capitalism.
    It seems to me that Jesus was pretty much a hippie himself. Apart from the long hair, the beard and walking around in some kind of kaftan, he didn’t seem to hold any regular employment. And he seemed pretty much wedded to ideas like taking care of the poor and the oppressed, and loving everyone, especially those who had been marginalized by society. He also lived a life of poverty.
    If he were here today, not only would he have been considered a hippie, he would also have been accused of being a socialist and a dangerous radical.
    This disconnect between the life of Jesus and what he taught, and the corporate, immoral and brutal character of Christianity as you seem to understand it is very alarming to me.
    I am sure that you are sincere in your beliefs, Mr. Billings, but I fail to see how they they could, in any way be considered “Christian”, at least in the way that I have come to understand the teachings of Jesus.
    Oh, and by the way, President Obama cannot be considered a Socialist, even if one were to to stretch that word to its limit. As a Graduate from LSE, where I studied economics and political science, I learned that a Socialist believes in the public ownership of the means of production and exchange.
    Well, I grant you that we (the public) are the majority shareholders of General Motors, but it is my understanding that we will be selling our shares of that company back to private shareholders in the very near future.
    Other than that, President Obama seems to me to be a pretty pragmatic, centrist, and I really cannot understand the vitriol shown him by so many in this country. You may not agree with all his policies, but, it seems to me that, as presidents go, and given the disastrous state of the nation that he inherited from GWB and the Neocons, he is doing probably as well as anyone could. And he certainly deserves if not support, at least the respect that he is entitled to.
    Respectfully,

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  • Jesus the Hippie

    How funny. I don’t know what planet you live on, but your paranoid description of hippies is pure comedy. This article has gone viral among hippies because it’s so funny.

    Thanks for the laugh. You’re nuts.

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  • Hilarious!! Not sure if you intended for it to be or not, but thanks for the laugh. You have a very interesting take on the “hippie” community.

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  • i am a hippie and i love the united states of america. i think you are way off!!! hippies stand for love and peace. and about your pictures…. i don’t think all those people are hippies. dreads do not =hippie!

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  • “Second sentence, “your” should be “you’re” as in “you are.””

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  • SEE? dogma makes you retarded and this bigoted article is proof! think for yourself or die for someone else’s cowardice. the bible does not condone this type of hate, spreading fear to build up a castle made of sand, so your priests and politicians can get fat. i hope jesus does come back and when he does the so-called christians better run. what about that bit about he who is free of sin can cast the first stone? hateful hypocrites!

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  • A humorous article indeed. The irony is that Jesus (and I’ll bet his mother Mary and his disciples) would much prefer the values and ethics of compassionate, open hearted, altruisitic people like the hippies that still exist in this world today, then closed minded, hateful people who support an article such as this one. Either way, the article made me chuckle. Looks the writer has shot himself in the foot with his lack of cultural knowledge and hypocritical hatred towards others. Nice one Chris!

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  • “Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!” ?
    maybe you should start running NOW!

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  • WOW! This guy needs to be dosed with LSD to get a REALITY CHECK! It’s 2011, the old cutural ways of American society has killed this world! Global Warming, BP’s Oil Spill, suicidal increase due to the evil ways of society and the terrible Gang violence just to name a few. Think more about your carbon footprint than critizing the generation that is helping this country be a better place to live! Don’t judge a group of people based on a stupid stereotype… Be aware of Karma!

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  • Billings = bat crap crazy

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  • jesus was a hippie but Cristians are judgmental fools

    would you be “shocked” at a barefoot jesus passing out flowers preaching peace and love? why do christians favor war when hippies favor peace? because you christians have lost your way and the hippies you look down apon are living far holier lives then you could ever live when you sit in judgment and condemn peaceful people while praising those who thrust into the hell of war

    i can see jesus who was full of love and light crying over how you look down on those who are choosing to live the most like him
    cristian means christ like so hippies are more christian then any christian who hides behind that name claiming superiority over all others

    its a shame you dont go spend time among the hippies and learn a few things about peace love and..tolerance

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    • Mountaingypsy420

      Billings, with all due respect, are you insane?
      Law enforcement is on our side? HA! Where are you getting your information? And furthermore, have you ever spent any time around “hippies” to make a proper assessment?
      You are picking on ppls spelling like a child….and hard work and discipline? I do work hard, but I work for myself. Speaking of working, if you are all about working for the lord, are you trying to turn us hippies to God, or prove OUR point about christians like you? Nothing you have said here has made me question my spiritual values, if anything, it has confirmed once again that I am right not to associate with ppl like you.
      And one more thing, we refer to it as Karma, in the bible it is phrased as “you reap what you sow”….this country was founded on corruption. Killing innocent inhabitants and their way of life….so if you think america is gonna be a shining beacon, the bible says different. A country founded on corruption will be destroyed by corruption. It is simply the natural law.

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  • Hmm. Well I am a deadhead-I have followed the Grateful Dead and PHISH for over 20 years. I also have a PhD and don’t use drugs (I do however masturbate-damn guess I am going to hell). I would like to point out that many Deadheads are practicing Christians-for a more extreme example there are the “deadheads for jesus” google it.Your over generalizations and gross misinterpretation of people you obviously know nothing about only hurts whatever point it is that you are desperately trying to make-what exactly IS your point? Because people do not LOOK like you they are unworthy in the eyes of the Lord? You speak of “hard work” yet do you have an idea what these people do for a living? Lawyers, doctors, teachers, jewel smiths, even they guy selling soda at the concert is working hard to get by. It is rather ironic that the photos you chose to display these “godless drug ridden heathens” actually look quite nice-sweet, smiling, good people. You have no idea what you are talking about and it shows I hope some one u-tubes your judgment day and sends it to Earth-I for one can’t wait to see you sent to hell for your bigotry and degradation of others:)

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  • An obvious fool as are the vast majority of Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists et al.

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  • Mountaingypsy420

    I mean, really? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! We must have a powerful influence for a hate article like this. well, I cant waste any more time here, i have to go find kids to invite to an all night drug orgy party, listen to some grateful dead, get high and run around the streets naked. ARE YOU REALLY THIS BIG OF AN IDIOT?
    (The grateful dead comment dont sound too bad actually)
    Billings, bless you, I hope you get a clue before you die.

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  • This my friends, Christians and non-Christians alike, this is why the subculture at hand poses such a threat to the decency of America. Just take a little peek at the comments above! Such hate, hostility, the death threats, the broken English, the claims that narcotics are good for you and should be given to anyone and everyone… If you ever believed my article was speculation, you need only read the backlash above to see how very correct I was. Sadly, Christians today face the greatest amount of persecution and repression than any other time in recent history. Because of groups like hippies and radical liberals, we are losing are rights to express the morality that was the foundation of this nation– CHRISTIAN MORALITY. It comes from the Bible and from our leaders, not some bastardized teaching that these drug addicts hallacuniate during a drug binge. Even the police and law enforcement are on their side now, discriminating against Christian expressions of decency and love at every turn and giving these sex addicted narcotic pagans a a free pass. Well, I have news for all of you. True Americans aren’t taking your crap any more. We’re standing up, we’re organizing and the Tea Party is just the beginning of the movement to restore honor in this country. You filthy people have destroyed all the sacred goodness of the America I have known and loved. Why do you hate us so much? Are you really that afraid of hard work and discipline, modern morality and faith? Do you realize how you’re hurting our children and their children after that? You are destroying our future and giving the terrorists more ammunition. I think back on the heroic work of Ronald Reagan and how sad it is you have all destroyed the progress he made making the United States that shining beacon on the hill for all the world to see. The struggling third world used to look up to us as a paragon of Democracy and freedom. That was what used to be. How very sad.

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